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[cauldron-burn-and-fire-bubble]

snail in my ear telling me to ignore my wips and draw more silly bullshit instead (me listening to the snail)

pt. 1 pt. 2 pt.3

[egophiliac]

on the JP server, when does groovy art come out? cuz like ive been checking wiki gg to see if the rapunzel groovies have been released yet and idk it might just be the wiki holding off until the events over (but i haven't seen groovy art of it at all but it might just be me since im trying to avoid spoilers for riddles card specifically). but since EN is like a year behind JP all the cards and stuff have already been released so theres no wait time so idk if on JP you can only groovy new cards until like the event ends or smth

the schedule says the Lanterns groovies/personal stories will come out on the 5th, which is when the event ends! usually they release them along with the last part of the event (sometimes the SSRs afterwards), but this time they're waiting til after on all of them for some reason. 🤷

not too much longer to go though! the aesthetic of this one is sooooo pretty, I know already that they're going to absolutely ♪ murder meeee ♫ ( ᐛ )

[angelbby555]

"Controlling each others tinder dates!"

Summary: Your friend and you share a YouTube channel. For a video you decided to control each other's tinder dates. A wave of embarrassment passes through you when you're forced to act like a fool in front of one of the sexiest men alive.

pairing: Bradley Bradshaw x female reader

word count: 4000 K

warning: second hand embarrassment, reader acting cringe, one suicide joke

How you started recording theses stupid videos you didn't know. Really you just filmed your life for the fun of it. Talking to camera, when you were stress and occasionally recording your friends birthdays.

Your phone memory started to get full. To protect your storage, you opted to upload your videos on YouTube. Camilla and Josephine, your friends had a very hard laugh and started calling you a YouTuber. No matter how much you defend yourself, your friends always teased you about it.

The videos were very simple. You crying hysterically to the camera or you and your friends hanging out together. The videos were raw and authentic, none of it was cut or edited. Silly videos were all they were.

Then it all changed. One of the videos titled "twister & gossiping" had gained a lot of attention. You didn't know how people found the video of you and your girlfriend bending and stretching over each other while talking shit about a few people in your lives. But people found it and before you knew it the video had around 100k views.

To the 3 of you it was a massive audience. And it was crazy that you had actually gained money off a video that had no purpose being for anyone else. The other stupid videos got more attraction and before you girls knew it, you were making cash while simply having fun.

You started to take the whole YouTube thing seriously. All 3 of you decided to quiet your jobs and share an apartment together. Probably one of the best decisions you ever made. Every day felt like a massive slumber party with Josephine and Camilla.

The videos started to become more structured. Trying new ideas, never sticking to one niche. Camille liked to do cooking videos and preferred the filming side of things. Josephine liked to do pranks on the public, and start talking to random people on the street. You were down for anything. None of you ever felt the need to record a video to put food on the table but it was more of a want. Everything was fun with your friends so every video was a blast to record.

-

This time around you guys were getting around to Josephine's idea. It was a prank video that involved controlling each other's dates. All three of you had found tinder match specifically for the video, just so you could troll them, you guys being in each other's ears and telling your friends what to say.

Camilla controlled Josephine's date, and You controlled Josephine's as she talked to a guy named Richard. You told her to say a lot of stupid and cringey stuff. Even getting her to start break dancing in the middle of a restaurant. For Joey it was humiliating. But for you and Camilla it was the most funniest stuff you ever did.

Now the sun was coming down casting a beautiful orange color in the sky. It was finally your turn to go on a date, while your friends controlled what you did. You stood out in the parking lot of a bar while setting your things up with your friends. Joey's blue eyes had a mischievous glint on them. You already knew she was gonna get pay back for what you put her through earlier.

"Oh my gosh I'm scared! I already know Joey's gonna put me through hell right now!" You squealed out as you felt your heart thundering in your chest. Josephine smiled knowing she was the reason for your stress and clipped the small mic underneath your shirt, so the audio would be better in the video.

"Show us your hunka piece of meat that's your date." Camilla teasingly wiggle her eyebrows behind the camera. Immediately you smirked at what she said, since you thought your guy was so much more attractive compared to Richard and Peter from their dates.

"Everyone shut up and look at these amazing pictures." Your friends cackled when you pulled up Bradley Bradshaw's tinder profile. You showed the camera his photos. "He does not know how to pose for the camera, but trust me ladies he is delicious!"

The first picture was Bradley smiling in his dress blues with his arm around a man's shoulder, the next picture was him smiling awkwardly while in a pool, and the last one was a beach picture as he looked absolutely ripped with his shirt off. You glanced at Camilla and she didn't look to impressed so you pretend to lick your phone screen while on his picture, making both your friends laughing.

"As everyone can see y/n's type is very questionable." Josphine threw her arm over your shoulder and Camilla nodded.

"No, how does it feel to have zero taste?" You shot back. "Did you not see those abs? Doesn't that make you want to rip him apart?" You shrieked as you both stared at his amazingly tan body.

"I mean yeah he's okay, but do you see his first two pic?! He's like a dad the way he takes pictures." Camilla added. You stared up at the red and blue sign that illuminated Hard Deck. Bradley had told you to meet him here.

"Plus you see that little number in the corner babe? He's fucking 37 a whole 10 years older then you!" That fact did not cancel your attraction from Bradley it only made you more intrigued. Your friends made you feel like a different breed for like older guys but in your mind it was better to like a man then a boy.

"37 and fine! Hello!" You screamed obnoxiously in Josphine's face making her laugh. He blonde hair was all over her face. "He's straight out of my dreams. I think he might be my husband." You declared just making your friends laugh in your face yet again.

"After this date? He will be running for the hills." Camilla laughed. It was a shame that this was all for video, because you really did find him attractive.

"Please don't make me sound so stupid." You pleaded to the girls even though any beg would go in one ear and out the other. Your phone buzzed in your head, it was a message from Bradley. "Oh shit, he's already in the bar."

"Dang we haven't even made you do anything and you already fucked your chance up, by being late." You shoved Josephine off your shoulder and flipped her off. You wanted this guy so bad. You didn't mind the age or his random tinder picture, you thought it was cute.

"Alright show time ladies let's head into the bar." Camilla directed. You felt your heart speed increase. There was no chance you would be leaving this date without looking like an idiot. You never been to the Hard Deck before, but after this you weren't gonna be showing your face around here any time soon.

☆⊹~⟡⋆

You slide the wireless ear bud into your ear and let your hair fall to the front of your face to cover the air pod. Josephine started texting to see if you could hear her and you nodded in response.

The bar was packed with people in khaki uniforms. Until right now your realized this was a bar made for navy men. The thought didn't pass through your head that Bradley could be in the navy up until this moment. This bar wasn't your scene, and you were starting to regret agreeing to do this prank video for your guys stupid channel.

"Well be right over there filming. Anything you do, don't look at the camera so Bradley doesn't get suspicious!" Camilla yelled over the loud 80's music playing in the jukebox. You were staring to get really nervous and your hands started to shake from the adrenaline running through your veins.

"Good luck!"

"Fuck you both!" They both laughed and wandered away to film you in secret. This prank was beyond out your comfort zone, and it didn't help that Bradley was so attractive you were nervous to be in his presence.

The bar was decorated with model planes hanging on the ceiling. While there was also white pitchers hung in the ceiling in various circles forms. Soft yellow lights illuminated the bar, casting it in a warm environment. It definitely looked like a guys hang out place.

Bradley had told you, he was sitting down at a table somewhere but you couldn't find him. The bar was too noisy for your liking and lots of people were brushing up against you. You were just trying to find your tinder date when you bumped into someone's firm chest.

"No way you just bumped into Bradley!" Josephine cackle in the ear bud before you look at him. You could feel the indents of his abs while your had rested on his stomach to steady yourself.

You looked up at Bradley and there the 37 year old man was in all of his glory. His eyes were a honey burnt color and he looked even more gorgeous in real life, then in his photos.

"Handsome?" You pressed your lips together staring up at him. So tall, so your type. Bradley lips twitched up into a smirk.

"Bradley." He pointed at his chest, correcting you. Bradley pointed his index finger back to you. "Pretty?" He mocked you making your pupils grow in size.

"Yes sir." You stupidly replied making Bradley chuckle. Seeing him laugh automatically had you smiling. Love at first sight, you just met him and right now, you wanted to do anything he asked. Bradley placed his large calloused hand over your smaller one that was resting on his abdomen. All you were thinking about was that under his white shirt he was absolutely ripped.

"It's good to finally meet you in person. You wanna come get a drink with me?" You obediently nodded your head and he smiled. Bradley hand was on your lower back guiding you through the crowd. His small touch had a shiver run down your spine.

You got to the bar and both sat down on the stools. Bradley had flagged the woman down st the bar so you could both place your drink order. It broke your heart that you were using him for a stupid prank with your friends meanwhile he might actually be trying to find love on the dating app.

"You know what babe? Well let you take control the sails for a little with Brad." Josephine said in your ear. Your phone was in your pocket on call, so your friend could hear the conversation you were having with Bradley.

"No fucking way, you let me?" You exclaimed out loud. Bradley gave you a funny look but still smiled.

"What did you say?" Bradley asked. That moment you noticed why that might have sounded weird when he hadn't spoken.

"I said your so fucking sexy, when did you get here?" You tried to save yourself but came off to forward. You could hear both your friends laughing in your ear piece.

"About 20 minutes ago, on the time you said you would be here, 6:30." Bradley teased you. Their came another wave a guilt about being tardy since you were too busy goofing off with your friends at the beach.

The bartender came to leave the drinks off and you both thanked her. The older woman glanced at Bradley in a knowing manner that had him shaking his head. The woman turned to you and winked, before she left and stared preparing more drinks. You hated how you were immediately jealous of a woman you didn't even know.

"Cool people arrive late to everything." You said trying to excuse your late entry. Bradley smiled as he lifted his beer bottle to his lips.

"Oh that's too bad because I'm early to everything. Especially when a pretty girl gives me a time to meet her." Your felt your face grow warm at his flirtatious behavior. In your ear you heard both your friends giddy laugh at his response. If the roles were reversed and your date was 20 minutes late you would have left by then.

"Mh in order for me to be that pretty girl, I had to work very hard on my outfit. I changed into like a million different outfits." His puppy stare made you so intimated you couldn't meet his gaze, instead you picked on the label on the beer bottle like it was the most interesting thing in the world. "That why I'm late." You admitted timidly.

"Doesn't matter what you wear, you would still be the prettiest girl in the bar." His words were so assertive you almost believed him for a second. His hand engulfed your wrist and immediately you felt your body run hot.

"You probably tell that to all the girls." You tried brushing him off since your cheeks were turning rosy.

"No just the prettiest one." He squeezed you arm so you could at him. His knee brushed up against yours and in that moment you just want to curl into his lap and have his big arms wrapped around your waist.

"All for you." To him it was probably just banter that you took too long to get ready but it was the truth. Bradley gave you a small smile giving your hand another squeeze.

A guy with a buzz cut tried to squeeze between you and Bradley to order his drink. You were gonna move over but Bradley wasn't having it. He pulled on the leg of your bar stool and pulled you closer to him with zero effort. The guy glared at Bradley but he didn't care. That most have been the hottest thing a guy has ever done.

Bradley leaned in closer so you could hear him better. You never felt so submissive for a random guy in your life.

"Tell me when you finish your drink and we can head out and grab something to eat." It's not like he was asking you to propose but to you it felt like it.

You and Bradley kept talking and it was amazing. He was the sweetest guy you ever meet. Maybe he was trying to get into your pants but you honesty didn't care, at the moment he seemed like a gentleman.

Then it all came crashing down when you heard Josephine in your ear. For a couple seconds you had completely forgot you were filming while staring at Bradley mustache that you wanted all over your body.

"Alright that's it love bird. Were taking the wheel." You placed your hand over Bradley forearm afraid this perfect man would disappear. "Okay from here on out, I want you to interrupt him while hes talking, watch time he tries to speak." Your shook your head.

You didn't want to leave your friends hanging since they had done the prank even when they were embarrassed too. However Bradley was too amazing to be spoken over. You had to choose your friends though.

He was talking about his old piano teacher when he was a kid with a fond smile on his face.

"My strict piano teacher tried to hitting my hand with a ruler like I was Beethoven once and I-"

"My grandma liked Beethoven." You interrupted. But Bradley didn't seem to mind having his story interrupted just breaking into a smile.

"Did she?"

"Yeah." You couldn't find it in you to ramble about your own life as his honey burnt eyes stared at you. "I'm sorry keep going with your story." His eyes light up more, since his story hadn't been forgotten by you.

"Oh right uhm- My mom disliked her too, but I already knew she was paying so much for these classes so I dealt with this strict teacher." You found yourself getting lost in his story, before Josephine reminded you to interrupt him again. "But when she hit me hands with the ruler I just-"

"I wonder how the bar has this much navy stickers." You asked stupidly making yourself cringe. You saw a sad smile pull on Bradley's lips for interrupting his story again. You wanted to crawl in a whole and never show your face again. And this was only a slice of what your friends would put you through.

"I think Penny told me that her dad gave them to her since he collected so much of them." Bradley stared up at the stickers that decorated the wall across from you both. He wasn't even an asshole for you interrupting his story. A patient man.

"Start getting jealous about Penny." Josephine demanded making you wince, but you followed through anyway. You took a nervous swing of your beer. Here goes literally nothing.

"Who the hell is Penny? Why are you talking about other girls when I'm on a date with you?!" Your tone was harsh and you wanted to slam your head repeatedly on the table for sounding so insecure.

You watched as a small smile grew on his face, and he didn't peel his eyes off the navy stickers on the wall across the bar. It's like you could see hear siren going off in his mind at your red flag. He finally face you with a forced smile on his face.

"She's the bartender. I haven't done anything with Penny, she's just nice to me...plus she is dating my uncle." Bradley spoke to you slow like you were stupid. He didn't even need to owe you an explanation but he did anyway. "So you don't have to be jealous." There was a small teasing tone to his voice like earlier.

"As if I would I be jealous of that old bat." Your mouth was moving on your own as you scoffed. "I'm literally the prettiest girl in the bar." You were so embarrassed by your arrogant words you wanted to run and take cover, but you stayed sat.

"Right." He kept a forced grin on his face ad he took a swing out of his beer. If there was a gun on the table, you would have probably used it right that second.

"Tell him. I'm sorry about that Bradley, I just really love you." Josephine was laughing at her own cringe words. You hated this, never would you ever sit in front of a hot guy and from the bat say you loved him. But your mouth started to move, as you tired not to kill yourself.

"Bradley, I'm sorry I acted like that." You swallowed nervously when his gaze softened a bit. The words were on the tip of your tongue but you already were ashamed. "...But I love you."

Bradley's eyes widened for a second before he tried to play it cool. He probably thought you need a straight jacket after this.

"Do you love me?" You asked pathetically repeating your friends words. It was torture watching him freeze up.

"I....uhm, I think you're-"

"You don't love me!" You wrinkled your nose up, furrowing your brows like you were about to cry. "I knew it! You only love Penny!" You pretend to sob putting your head down and you see the panic settle in all over his features.

"Hey, hey, hey. Come on don't cry, you know I like you honey." His big hand was soothingly rubbing at your back. He didn't like you, he just wanted you to shut up. Josephine told you what to say next and you repeated her words.

"Then say you love me daddy!" You watched his ears get red and his tan chest turn crimson too. He was trying not to chuckle from the sudden domestic nickname. His mouth opened and closed his mouth like a fish, trying to find the 8 letter answer on his tongue.

"You do hate me!" You dramatically cried out making his hairs stand on end.

"I love you, I love you, I love you honey. Sh okay? Calm down." He rapidly answered. He tried shutting you up since the guy with the buzz cut from earlier was staring at you. Right now you bet Bradley would have killed for this guy to walk between you both so he could make a run for it.

"Then tell that to the whole bar?" You pretend to hiccup.

"What?" He furrowed his brows looking at you like your grown 3 heads.

"Scream it to the bar, tell everyone you love me daddy." You weren't saying any of this you were just listening to what your stupid friends told you to do.

"Honey I don't think that's-"

"I love you and I'll prove it to you daddy." You should become an actress since he believed you had a few screws loose in your head. It was taking all your will power to not look away and cringe at your behavior

"That's not necessary, pretty girl." His efforts of coaxing you with pet names would have worked on you, but your friends were calling you a pussy in your ear piece and you couldn't stand being called that. So you started to move up on your bar stool and Bradley lip parted and he shook his head out of fear. Placing his hands on your thighs to try to keep you seated.

"No, no, no baby sit down, please sit down- Oh my gosh." Bradley cover his face with his hand since you were now fully standing on the bar stool. It couldn't get much more worse then this. You repeated your friends words.

"Attention! Attention! Can I get everyone's attention." All You heard was your blood plumping extremely fast in your heart, when everyone started facing you and the crowd quieted down. Penny gave Bradley a funny look and he just shook his head not knowing what was going on. You kept acting like a fool as your friends told you what to say.

"Good afternoon everyone! I just got up here and wanted to say how much I love Bradley Bradshaw!" Your voice was the only one heard at the bar beside a few whistles making you really want to off yourself. "I just want everyone to know, I said yes! We're getting married!"

The bar erupted in a fit of cheers. You almost felt proud of yourself from everyone validation. But right now all you only cared about was if Bradley still liked you after this. You got down from the stool and Penny was laughing so hard she had to look away.

"Hey that was real cute, but I'm gonna go to the bathroom." Bradley took a big chug out of his drink like he needed after that, before slamming the bottle down on the bar and standing up. "I'll be right back."

That was code for 'see you never you crazy bitch.' When Bradley left for the supposed bathroom, you made eye contact with Penny and that was enough to have you shooting out of your chair too. You didn't even care to find your friends making an immediate exit out the bar.

You took a big exhale, that you didn't know you were holding before smelling the salt ocean air in. The only place you wanted to go was home right now as you made the jog to your car.

Shortly after you heard your obnoxiously friends loud footsteps and giggles behind you.

"Wait up!" They called as you got to the passenger side of the door before leaning against it as your friends stood before you panting.

"That was amazing. You really made me cringe hard!" Camilla was still filming you as both friends laughed. You let out a small whimper as you moved to Josephine throwing your arms around her. Burying your face in the crook of her neck, trying to shield yourself from what happened.

"Babe I'm sorry." Josephine laughed before before petting your head trying to calm your nerves. You held her tight not sure if you would be able to recover from this one. The hottest guy to drop the earth, and you humiliated yourself in front of him.

"Hate to break it to you love bird, but the camera died and we didn't get the footage." Camilla joked making your head snap up at her.

"Don't even joke about that!" You shouted before burying your face in your friends shoulder. Fuck your stupid channel, screw your stupid friends, you hate this bar.

A few pathetic giggles slipped your lips as you held on to your friend for support. They both laughed with you trying to say comforting words.

"Just take me home!" You whined out followed by a laugh.

Your mind drifted to the hot 37 year old pilot. He would never give you a chance after pretending to be jealous, interrupting him as he talked, calling him daddy, and embarrassing him in front of the whole bar. At least you got a stupid YouTube video out of it.

[letshareapapou]

@hobbititties I deleted your ask on accident trying to post IM SORRY but it's a

TREAT~

I just loved your fic ;)

[eobe]

My dearest folks and wanderers, who come around…

Currently I’m overwhelmed of how much love and reactions I get in here 🥰 Thank you all so much! I‘m sending big Wrecker hugs to all of you 🤩✨🙏 Before I return full force to drawing Star Wars fanart, have a rare original artwork of mine – my current awake internal processing dragon ✨🐉

Somewhere it is told that those clumsy, precious-hoarding and -staring lizards, feigning intelligence for big effect, should bring luck allegedly 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ I‘m not sure about that, but the scale hatching pattern looks nice and was dopamining for me to draw, so yeah 🤩✨

Announcements and statements

have a caf for those ☺️☕️🫶

Things happened and things may happen and I‘m always open for messages, no matter if request, feedback or deep talk – be sure it’ll be with an open ear, respect and caf vibe 😀☕️ I‘m serious with important things, but I‘m not willing to discuss important things emotionally loaded. Agitated hearts aren‘t wise, only agitated – so I won‘t accept quarrel invitations 😂 This is the way 🤷🏽‍♀️

Holidays were weird 🤯 I got sick, I got unsettled, I did my first fanfiction-y writing (wtf? I write?) and my developing artstyle decided to unsettle me additionally, confusing my WIP and a genuinely asking feeling what for Maker’s sake is actually happening ❤️‍🩹

So with all my current whatevers I got inspired to do some more clarifications 🙏✨

What is that Chaos Squad thing?

For those who don’t know – don’t get confused, the „Chaos Squad“ is working on a definition and is in it’s finding phase 😂 As I see this, we‘re fun chaotic artists / writers / else collab group and want people to enjoy fun and inspiring-each-other-into-creating escalations with us in the Star Wars fandom 🤩🫶✨

I can only speak for myself, but like some others of us, I play with my Star Wars OCs and the art-, reblog- or comment-chaos gets OC „flavoured“. But I’m not a roleplayer 😀 I stay artist Eobe and use for Chaos Squad activities my OCs mainly to give myself an art- and scene-fitting face insert in our together creations! ☺️ Feel yourself always invited to reach out if you want to ask something! ☕️

This is an artblog and it stays an artblog ✍️ my focus is doing art, collabs and interactions mainly in the Star Wars universe, but I love to do art and crossovers with other fandoms if I like 🤩✨… or some more original art, if I manage to get over my actual shyness 😗

Eobe entering AO3

sounds like a threat 😂 I‘m almost sure I would even do threats not without offering a caf ☕️ what am I hihihi

I’m on AO3 now and dragon is my pfp in AO3!

Gorgeous @eclec-tech 🫶 lured me back to AO3 as co-creator for continuing „The Spicy Fox“ story ☕️🦊! Check it out, the new chapter is so much fun to read and I love to have the honor to accompany it with my artworks – a new one freshly added at the end of the chapter, already showing some progress in my artstyle (if my eyes aren’t jinxed like everything else seems to be currently 😱)! The artwork will get its own posting of course, but I wanted to opt in back to you all with dragon 🐉✨

As I also absolutely unforeseen managed to write a „thing“ despite blockades – my unintroduced clone OC took over when I was massively unsettled and started his Matrix / Undercover coded loner mission against the inhibitor chips, knowing way too much… I think I call it „The Source Code“ 👀✨ and I‘m very tempted to deliver you the continuation that already roughs my brain (some were also asking for it 🙈 thank you so much)!

So long story short (what a joke actually!? 😂)

There will be more art again soon hopefully (and maybe even those writings? Whatever maintenance is currently happening in my head 😂)

I‘m absolutely looking forward ☝️🤩✨

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[moeblob]

You ever have characters or ideas that you don't want to talk about because you think they might be bad ideas but you still like them yourself... but you have a blog where you post art daily and spend all your energy drawing your beloved ideas and then get faced with "you have to post that" and regret your life choices?

[electrikworm]

I doubt I'm the first to have the thought, but I think it makes a lot of sense for the clones to paid in a clone specific currency by the GAR.

The GAR's already paying a fortune for the clones, so I doubt they'd be ready to even pay them a low amount of credits.

But clones clearly have some way to buy things, otherwise a clone bar like 79's makes little sense. I'm pretty sure we see a clone offer to pay for drinks at some point too.

A clone currency would allow clones some degree of freedom, though they can obviously only spend their credits in designated locations. I'm sure the fact that what clones do in their free time can be tracked through these credits is an attractive bonus for the GAR.

I imagine the credits bare id numbers and there are records of which trooper was given which credits. That way, if a clone tries to spend credits that aren't theirs, it'll be picked up on and the clone can be quickly dealt with. Trying to spend the credits in places they're not supposed to will get them in trouble too.

The concept makes sense to me, since it would give the clones the illusion of freedom, whilst just being another way to keep tabs on what they do.

And hey, if anyone tries to argue that the clones are slaves, you can hit them with the counter argument that slaves don't get paid.

[thecoffeelorian]

Quality Check Time, Take 3...

...I have a day off today, so just in case there's still room for me to improve, I might need to put this out there:

[the-bi-space-ace]

I'm nowhere near done with my full bad batch rewatch but I have said it once and I'll say it again: Echo would understand Crosshair better than anyone else after this experience and that is a hill I will die on.

[shieldmaiden-tabris]

It's been hours and I'm still giddy over the fact that the Bad Batch got to raise Omega in peace. Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair got to stop running. The remaining original members of Clone Force 99 were able to heal together and start a new life in this little corner of the universe they carved out for themselves with their little sister. And that's so beautiful.

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

wait so did they like. forget about the AI in hashtag's head or something. VAL literally wasn't even mentioned where did she go

[writer-reader-skater]

@niobiumao3 I think another thing we need to discuss in the Bad Batch fandom is how we respect people’s interpretations of characters.

This is one example of a comment I got about on one of my stories. Obviously they were too much of a coward to comment from a real username, but it pretty much sums up the majority of hate comments I get.

People need to realize that having Tech be Aro or Ace or Autistic is literally 3 spectrums. You much know someone who is those three things and acts a certain way but you cannot expert Tech to act that way as well. There are Ace people who enjoy sex. There are Aro people who date. There are autistic people who have relationships. The idea that an autistic person cannot be happy in a relationship or a family is EXTREMELY harmful and ableist, as is assuming that an AroAce person is essentially a celibate robot.

Autistic people show their “passion” for people in a variety of ways. AroAce people show their love and attraction in a variety of ways.

You would not believe how many aroace and/or autistic people I have met who are offended by Tech’s relationship with Phee because Tech is not EXACTLY like them and/or their perceptions of an aroace/autistic person. Then they try to excuse their bigotry by “I just want more representation of people like me.”

For the last time….

IT.IS.A.SPECTRUM!!!!!!

You get representation by having aroace/autistic characters that showcase a variety of the traits from those communities. You cannot expect every person to be just like you or your perceptions of aroace/autistic people.

Thank you for coming to my Tech talk.

-Sincerely, an AroAce Autistic person

[frameconfessions]

I want to play games with Amir but he takes it easy on me since I can't read the games as fast as him.

[angelbby555]

"Controlling each other's tinder dates!" pt. 2

Summary: Bradley finds out his weird Tinder date was a YouTube prank. After that he obsessively stalks your channel.

pairing: Bradley Bradshaw x female reader

word count: 3000 K

warning: second hand embarrassment, a few naughty jokes, one suicide joke

"Honestly... I'd still do it." Bradley grunted as he lowered himself down before he pushed himself back up. The only thing getting Bradley through this repetitive excessive was talking about, his shitty tinder date.

"We might have to get you some pills Bradshaw. Because that's wild." Phoenix replied to her comment. They had 100 push ups to go and everyone's speed had decreased heavily.

"Come on she called him daddy. I would do it too." Jake huffed right next to Bradley. All the daggers had witnessed the crazy girl Bradley had gone on a date with. For the past 3 months that's all any of them could tease him about. 90 days passed and everyone was still hung up on the psycho girl. Including Bradley.

Bob didn't indulge into the conversation but Bradley was 100% sure he agreed. He was pretty confident every guy had a daddy kink.

"I don't kink shame but... you guys are fucking gross." Phoenix exhaled. Bradley could see his best friend arms shake violently. He laughed at her comment and her struggle. They were all struggling.

"She was crazy but, at least she wanted me." Bradley smirked. At first, Bradley really, really, hated you for putting him through that. But then he remembered how gorgeous you looked next to him. "Plus she called me daddy." Bradley repeated.

Bradley heard Natasha scoff. Phoenix was the one to introduce Bradley to tinder. You were the first tinder date he had been on, and would certainly be the last. Right after his date, the first thing he did was delete the app. Most weirdest girl he had ever meet, and he's had a lab partner who use to eat glue.

Yet he was very much curious. Almost itching to see what more unhinged things you had to offer. There was a lot of insane that came with you but Bradley seemed to become blind to all of it only watch you through rose colored glasses.

"Oh and she's protective of you." Jake agreed. Bradley was glad the blonde saw him eye to eye, it made him feel less crazy. He didn't like the way you got jealous over Penny, it was very unattractive. Somehow endearing too.

"Yeah my ex could never." Bradley smiled. These were obviously jokes... some of them. He just liked to make them to annoy Nat. But deep down he didn't want to admit he had zero self respect, when it came to you.

Terrible personality, incredibly gorgeous. Stupidly hot.

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"Bradshaw! Bradshaw! Bradley!" Bradley was on the lunch line when his buzzing friends came crashing into him. All he wanted to do was go home, and drink a beer.

"What?" Bradley rolled his eyes, moving forward in the lunch line. Natasha was scrolling through her phone, looking up at him with a cheeky smile. Bradley thought she was gonna show his an ugly picture of him asleep in the rec room.

"No I'm serious, you got to stop with your bum ass attitude." Bradley furrowed his brows when he saw a YouTube video pulled up on her phone. Right now Bradley truly didn't care what, meme video she had to show him. He didn't care about anything except eating at the moment.

"Just show me already." Bradley growled. Natasha was clearly not appreciating the suspense that he was crushing. She was attempting to prepare him for the video he was about to watch. But since he didn't care, whatever. Natasha would throw him in the deep end.

As they waited in line for their lunch Natasha pointed her phone to Bradley. The title of the video was "Controlling each other's tinder dates!" Right in that moment Bradley saw himself in the clip. It was the exact moment you stood up on the bar stool and announced to everyone, you loved him.

"What the hell?" Bradley fumed snatching Nat's phone from her hand, to get a closer look. That was him in the video, looking at Penny with an apologetic look. That was Bradley's bar, that was his tinder date. It was all a stupid YouTube prank. Bradley glanced at Nat, silent asking if it was real, even though it clearly was.

"Yeah, I tried telling ya." Nat laughed at his surprised look. Suddenly it made sense why two girls outside the Hard deck had asked Bradley for a picture earlier this week. Not because he was handsome but because, he was in your video.

Phoenix started to push Bradley into the kitchen as all his attention was on this YouTube video.

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Bradley didn't care about his cozy home that waited for him at the end of the day. He also didn't care about the mission at hand, or even eating the food he had craved before. All he cared about was watching the YouTube video.

He watched the whole section of the the video that included your date. It all added up, that's not how you really acted. He should have noticed the way you tried to cover your mouth when you wanted to laugh. Or how there was people secretly filming him. He should have noticed.

The outro of the video is where Bradley was fully paying attention. You had run out of the bar, and we're an embarrassed mess in the parking lot. Your friend comforted your vulnerable feelings and that made him smile. But what had him stop breathing was the next words you spoke.

"Bradley Bradshaw, if your watching this. I'm so fucking sorry!" You whined out covering your face while your friends were hysterical. "If your fine ass wants to go on another date with me, please, please! Hit me up."

Blushing. He could feel his whole face go red as his other friends pat him on the back in congrats. He had never heard a girl flatter him this much.

"Please, like you even have a chance now!" The girl behind the camera laughed. Her words made you cover your face and let out a whine. Jeez you really were making Bradley feel like a catch.

The camera pans to the Blonde girl that was hugging you a moment ago. "Well, That's the end of this horrific video. Well see you all next Wednesday." The blonde girls grins as the camera goes back to you.

"I'm never gonna get over this." You dragged a hand over your face. There appeared to be tears in your pretty doe eyes, from the pure humiliation. The video ends abruptly leaving Bradley very baffled.

Yes, obviously Bradley wanted another date. No hesitation yes, he would happily give you another chance. You were way too good looking to be cursed with a crazy personality like that.

He felt this weird ache in his chest. That you used him for a video. That it was all fake. Apart of him was glad that the teasing from his friends could finally stop. While the other part of him hurt that he felt like a closing chapter.

The mystery was solved on why you acted so weird. Now he could stop being a joke- because it was a joke. But now the funny part was you could have been faking your attraction to him just for the videos sake.

"You should sue her for not consenting with you to be in the video." Jake took a swing from his water bottle.

"So it was fake?" Bob asked. Bradley heart broke at the thought. It hurt that you hadn't been taking this date seriously at all. It kinda sucked considering, he was slowly being able to brush your obsessive attitude under the rug. It wasn't real. It was for some silly video. You used him for your pay check, and he was the butt of the joke.

"Yeah." Bradley attempt to not sound upset, when he handed the phone back to Nat. "At least we can all stop making fun of me for the weird date." Bradley started to eat. He lost his appetite, now he was just eating the sadness away.

It was one date that happened 3 months ago. Except Bradley really did like you. You were beautiful and he adored the small glimpse he got to see of the real you in the beginning of the date. It was fake though. All the things posted on social media, were scripted and fake.

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Obsessed, Obsessed, obsessed. He acted nonchalant in front of his friends. But as soon as he got home, he was searching for your stupid channel. Just 3 girls. Of course he memorized it, to search it later for himself.

He had already knocked out 3 of your old videos. Bradley had only intentions of watching one, but then he actually found you funny. He liked the way you got along with your friends. Loved the way you laughed. Adored how your eyes brighten when they brought up one if your favorite topics.

Living with your 2 friends. That were named Josephine and Camilla. You lived here in San Diego and had fun with your friends. The videos on the channel got a nice handful of views. A good audience, that were there for each upload on Wednesday's and Sunday's. You were known but didn't have an over the top amount of fame.

Bradley was hooked. Mad that his date with you was faked. In love with your internet persona, and couldn't stop watching the entertaining roommates.

An hour later Bradley was still lying in his bed, dressed in his uniform. The sun was going down, and he hadn't moved off his bed in the past hour. Bradley was watching one of the old pranks titled "ding dong ditching" when he saw another video catch his eye.

"Y/n not being over her tinder date for 5 minutes straight."

Bradley furrowed his brows together. Surely the said tinder date wasn't him. But the thumbnail was of you pretending to lick your phone screen, the same way you did with his picture out of the Hard Deck. Bradley felt his heart rate start to increase, when he clicked on the video.

The video started with a black screen stating the following: "This video is dedicated to y/n being obsessed with here tinder date."

"I mean who can blame her, he's sooo sexy 😏." Bradley was trying not to get his hopes up. No way was he the sexy guy you still obsessed over.

"Anyway, enjoy!" The video went to a multi color TV glitch before a clip of you blessed his phone. You and your friends were sitting around the coffee table with a pink frosted cake in front of you. There were toothpicks stabbed on the cake and on those toothpicks were images of cartoon characters and celebrities.

"Okay ladies, here me out. Like seriously." You glanced at Josephine's and Camilla while you held a tooth picked image close to your chest.

"No judgement zone." Camilla put her hands out in defense. You sweetly kissed the image before stabbing the picture of Bradley shirtless at the beach, into the cake.

"No fucking way." The words tumbled out his mouth. It was him. His douchey picture on your pink cake, was him. His brain was short circuiting and his whole body felt hot. This had to be a fat joke.

"Oh my gosh not this tool." Your friends muttered.

"My man! My man, my man!" You screeched out followed by a giddy laugh. This was just a joke. You were obviously joking.

Then played the next clip of you. It was you in the gym, wearing a pink workout set. The pink bra fits you like a second skin. Bradley groaned at the sight.

"I wasn't gonna work out. But then I remembered how ripped my husband is." A smirk pulled at your lips before a picture of Bradley popped up on the screen.

Good things like this never happened to Bradley. His jaw was practically on the floor. You still thought about him, the same way you lingered in his mind. What were the odds.

Next clip, was of you and your friends wrapping gifts by a small Christmas tree.

"Giving or receiving?" Camilla asked while cutting wrapping paper. Before Josephine could answer, you responded first.

"Usually receiving, but for Bradley Bradshaw giving." Both your friends groan in response, but Bradley was nothing but smiles. "Giving, giving anything... till the bed breaks-"

Wow and you had a mouth on you. Bradley was more then happy to apply this vice versa. The gears were turning in his mind, that perhaps he wasn't a fading memory in your mind.

Next clip you're in the car with Josephine and Camilla. You looked at them, a bit hesitant to speak. Bradley was on the edge of his seat, to get his ego boosted another time. To hear whatever sweet or naughty thing to leave your lips.

"We listen and we don't judge!" The group yelled at the same time.

"I made my tinder date my lock screen." You shamefully dropped your head down, while your friends erupted in laughs. You showed the camera your phone wallpaper of Bradley in his dress blues. You were a blushing mess. Oh Bradley was in trouble because he really need you bad.

You furrowed your brows, pressing your lips together. Debating to add more.

"We listen and we don't judge, sometimes I go to the Hard Deck hoping to see him." Both of your friends dramatically gasped, and so was Bradley. He never saw you again. The thought of you showing up at his favorite bar, made him start thinking about his vows.

The clips went on after, with all your thoughts of Bradley. While he gripped the edge of his mattress, needing something to grab.

"Bradley Bradshaw is my roman empire." You randomly confessed during dinner making your friends laugh.

"Some times, I yell out honey I'm home. Then I realize Bradley only lives in my mind." You said while you were laying down in your bed.

"And I'm sitting across this handsome guy... yet all I'm thinking about is how bad I fumbled Bradley!" You exclaimed while eating a burrito, sitting on the kitchen counter

"Bradley, come home the kids miss you." You joked putting your hands together in a begging gesture.

If Bradley thought he was obsessed before memorizing your channel name, he was a fanatic now. Then Bradley was exiting off of YouTube and downloading tinder again. Hoping to maybe meet up with his use-to-be weird tinder date.

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Even though Bradley downloaded the dating app again, he never sent you anything. You would probably know that he saw prank video, if he randomly texted you. But there was nothing to fear, since you liked him so much. Still, he was a bit afraid of rejecting, since he was now stalking your YouTube channel.

What started out as curiosity of your channel was now growing into casually watching your video for entertainment. While he was at the gym, he was listening to your videos in his headphones. Eating breakfast his phone was proper up on the cereal box. In bed before he went to sleep.

The girls had tons of uploaded videos that started 4 years ago, when the three of you were in college. Bradley had already watched half the videos on the channel, in under a week. Gosh he felt like such a creep because he knows he had a lot of information about you. Information that you never told him, that he learned through videos.

Your usually got ice cream after dinner. You loved flavored lip palm, having a large amount which some of them you didn't use. There was a teddy bear on your bed that you owned since you were 8 years old. You slept on your right side, you preferred the passenger seat over driving. The longest relationship you had was 2 years. You disliked Stanley's but once you got one, you swore by it.

Bradley felt like a stalker, yet he couldn't stop stalking. He had become so dedicated to the girls YouTube channel- Bradley waiting every Wednesday and Sunday's for the weekly upload. His schedule was now revolving around the videos since, Bradley had once canceled on Nat's invitation to the Hard Deck to watch the new video.

He couldn't tell anyone about this guilty pleasure. The daggers would grill him alive for it. Bradley only watched the channel for you. To see your bright smile, how amazing low-rise jeans fit on you, and how absolutely sweet you were with your two friends, and secretly hoping for a mention. But it hadn't happened. He felt his heartbreak when he saw that your phone wallpaper was no longer him.

Bradley was gonna cancel on Nat again when she invited him to the Hard Deck. However he realized, his obsession was becoming unhealthy. Seeing the sun, and having a couple beers would do him good. So he dressed in his worn out jeans and his favorite Hawaiian shirt and was out the barracks.

Just because he moved locations, doesn't mean Brad was gonna stop thinking about you. All he thought about was you. Specially how you shamefully admitted that you visited the Hard deck from time to time hoping he was there.

When Bradley strayed away from the pool table to get another beer. His mouth was moving on it's own as Penny handed him a beer.

"Pen you remember, that weird girl I had a date with?" Bradley took the beer from her,immediately taking a swing. He watched as she slowly smiled.

"Is that even a question?" Penny raised a brow.

"Probably not." Bradley laughed. Everyone has witnessed you hop on the bar stool declaring your love for him. "Anyways. Was wondering if you saw her around here, if you could call me."

Penny furrowed her brows together. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, if she's here one day... and I'm not, if you could call me." Penny looked at him like he had grown 3 heads. Which he understood the weird look completely, considering how odd you were. "It's a long story, I'll tell you about it some other time. But please just call me if she shows up here and make sure she doesn't leave, before I see her."

"Sure thing Rooster." She nodded her head. He was grateful for Penny because, she always thought of him as a good person.

"Thanks." Bradley moved back to the pool table. If you turned up to the bar one day, and Bradley caught you here- then it was fate. If you didn't show up then he would have to swallow his pride and text you over Tinder.

Who would have known that 3 months later Bradley would suddenly be obsessing over his weird Tinder date.

[masterjedilenawrites]

Howdy!!! I was wondering if you could write about S/O asking their clone lover if they would get a vasectomy? I've never felt comfortable with birth control, with it having side effects and the chance of not working. But vasectomys seem very effective and are reversible! If you dont feel like doing all of the clones, you can just do the bad batch! Or just Crosshair, he's my favorite 😍. If you're not comfortable writing this, I totally get it! Thanks for reading my ask anyway! I love your writing!

Crosshair's my favorite too 😊

But let's throw all the bois and batch into this one... Except for Echo, who I headcanon to not have a fertile/working *ehem* member, so no worries on that front if he's your partner. Let's sub him out for... Gregor? Howzer? Ooh, wait, how about Bacara!

[18+ only below the cut, please and thank you]

Cody, Rex, and Kix are totally fine with this plan. Whether you don't want kids yet, ever, or any more, they will always defer to you in these matters. They don't have strong preferences and simply want you to be happy. If you're more comfortable with them getting sterilized over the alternatives, then your wish is their command.

Tup, Dogma, and Tech will want to do some research first, and discuss what your goals are with birth control as a couple. Permanent solution or temporary? Short and long term side effects? Cost? Etc. Once you're on the same page and decide a vasectomy is the right thing for your relationship, then they'll gladly do their part.

Jesse, Hunter, and Wrecker will blanch at the idea of getting snipped. They're very, um, sensitive over anything regarding their genital area. Don't get them wrong, they'll still do it for you, of course. But the thought kinda sorta really freaks them out, despite it being a routine, safe procedure. They'll need a pep talk and lots of aftercare to get them through it.

Wolffe, Fox, and Crosshair are actually thrilled at the idea. Maybe not about the process itself, but at the idea of having an effective way of preventing an unplanned pregnancy. The thought always secretly stressed them out. But if all it takes is a simple procedure and then you two can get intimate in whatever way you want with few to no consequences? Deal. Sold. Done.

Fives, Hardcase, and Bacara are also okay with getting the ol' snip-snip, though they will put it off for as long as you'll let them. They don't like the idea of having to take it easy for a while afterward - in their daily life as well as in the bedroom. When they do get it done, you'll have to keep a close eye on them so they follow the recovery plan properly.

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