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deadwriter16 · 8 months ago
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the book of bill is so fucking unserious first of all ford has TWO gay lovers one of whom is a sentient interdimensional triangle and the other is a man who LEFT HIS WIFE AND CHILD to go fuck his old college roommate who chose said sentient interdimensional triangle over him. AND THEN ford gets all pissy when his human situationship spends christmas with his family instead of him and his triangle bf/his MUSE for some gay ass fucking reason mysteriously disappears and then FINALLY he absolutely fucking FUMBLES fiddleford and breaks up with bill who loses his mind and begs ford to come back by writing on post it notes like a fucking SIMP until ford is SUCKED INTO A PORTAL after seeing his con man brother for the first time in decades and bill spends the next thirty years yearning after a fucking nerd while plotting world domination. THEN out of pure post breakup rage (albeit 30 years later) he starts the apocalypse and tries to murder two twelve year olds but instead ends up getting killed himself. then he begins planning his revenge while in the grave and is eventually sent to MULTIVERSE VILLAIN SPACE THERAPY. am i getting this right.
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southernbutchbluez · 2 months ago
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borderline hellish week, mercury is in retrograde and i need a pretty little thing to use as stress relief 🙏🏻
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a-timely-problem · 10 months ago
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Next season on criminal minds Evolution
Emily, clearly wearing a wig: "I am Emily's sister"
Penelope: "Oki dokie"
Luke: "Understood"
JJ: "Definitely"
Rossi: "...maybe I should retire..."
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Words can’t even express the feeling I get when they do the “lookin down Johnny Cade’ll smile again, he was just too damn good for growing old” AND JOHNNY IS ON THE FUCKING CAR AND THE OTHER GREASERS ARE KNEELING SO HE REALLY IS LOOKING DOWN AT THEM HES WATCHING OVER THEM AND IT MAKES ME FUCKING SICK ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAS THAT STUPID PROUD SMILE ON HIS FACE
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pearls-n-opulence · 3 months ago
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Only in the arcane fanbase will you find people making fics of their fav yaoi ship participating in brutal femicide of black women as couple bonding
If you don’t believe me— the fic is actually on this site somewhere.
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pvffinsdaisies · 1 month ago
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Kinda heartbroken that I'll no longer get to watch the best male figure skater in the entire world skate to the ballad version of I'm not a vampire by falling in reverse anymore, just the sheer knowledge that that happened makes me laugh
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skuttlespringg · 1 month ago
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omg the webtoon affiliates are advertising the fh webtoon.. no. just saw a vid from one of them where they didn't even mention dimension 20. they deadass intend for people who dont even watch the show to read this thing. im SCARED that one day i'll encounter a fan who has only read the webtoon. please god no.
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aofikofi · 2 months ago
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my yj wip... i will get to you i prommy,,,,,,
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celestial-druidic · 5 months ago
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I'm sending Vivian medrano my therapy bill
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bluedesertbruja · 2 months ago
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i’m gonna be honest i don’t really know what’s going on with the old man yaoi on severance…like uh im gonna need that train to come back around is what im saying.
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mousemannation · 6 months ago
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@/drsporten | 🤜 Rune vs Ruud 🤛 I aften jagter Holger Rune revanche mod norske Casper Ruud i Royal Arena, når de spiller anden og sidste kamp ved Nordic Battle. Men hvor godt kender nordmanden egentlig til danskeren? Du kan se kampen klokken 20 på DRTV og DR2 🎾
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cadillacjohnf1 · 6 months ago
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okay but how did kh2 sora fuckin /survive/ his reunion with riku, howd he survive having fuckin KH2 RIKU fuckin smiling at him all the damn time??? physically. how. god
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EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU BRIE FOR FEEDING US PARRY CONTENT
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📷: brieleftwich on insta
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chunkypossum · 10 months ago
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y'all ever read something you wrote and have to stare at the ceiling for a while wondering what the fuck in wrong with you?
yeah, me either.
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engagemythrusters · 1 month ago
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LMAO PATCH 8 IS ALREADY BUGGED FOR ME MAJORLY this is fucking hilarious. all this time spent working on it and larian still dished out a buggy product in the end xoxo
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