#be bisexual eat hot chip and lie

[yuujigumi]

Fushiguro Toji man of all time, literally asked his mediator out to dinner and got rejected and then was killed by a teenager high on his own god complex, call that be bisexual, eat hot chip and die

[abiding-artist]

DO NOT REPOST

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I’m not finished with danganronpa but I was willing to put my life on the line for Celeste

[thepinkseat-askthemoonbunny]

I’m so disappointed with the state of young wizards these days…none of them know how to cast a proper spell anymore!

All they know how to do is spam fireball, be bisexual, chug experimental potions and lie.

[lgetbloody]

I’m craving dye 40 rn

[gremmlingamer]

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Flocking doodles!

Qianzhousaurus eating hot chip and lie

Yezoteuthis catching a baby mosasaur

Shastasaurus trying to break the shell of an ammonite

Ptychodus showing off it's weird ass teeth

[undead-knick-knack]

Fearne has an extensive To-Do List for every day

[squid-vurd]

[piosplayhouse]

Because it's classics night over here at pio's playhouse did you know I love the picture of Dorian Gray and it's my favorite classic ever

[wenchpop]

Originally drew bronya w more muscle but her stupid sleeves HIDE IT! Anyways some girl yaoi

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Bumblebee

[johnconstantinesdick]

I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

wheelie lca?

ok ok fine i will watch lego city adventures

[misunderstoodintensity]

males born in 1971 can't cook. all they know is mcdonalds, be bisexual, charge they cerebro, eat hot chip and lie.

(its him by the way)

[triocat]

Men kissers