#be patient with me please 👉🏻👈🏻

[madschiavelique]

okay so once miguel accidentally flashed his happy trail to his gf, she couldn’t stop thinking about it, constantly staring at his abdomen when she thought miguel didn’t see her (he did 😁). they just recently started dating, she was shy and inexperienced but she is just a human after all 😔 she lasted a week before she came to him looking embarrassed, desperate and defeated “miggy can you teach me how to suck your dick please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”

long story short we need some good old dick appreciation 😉

AAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET i love it hehehe

summary : you ask miguel to teach you how to suck his dick (not proofread)

contents warning : SMUT (18+) minors dni, blow job (miguel receiving), lots of praise, miguel is so sweet and patient in this word count : 2,9k

All it had taken was a casual glance, and your mind was infatuated with the idea. You were spending some time in Miguel's quarters when it happened, when your eyes were blessed by the sight before you.

He'd just got out of the shower, and as he hurriedly pulled on his T-shirt on the way out, his untied jogging bottoms had dropped slightly until your eyes drifted to his stomach and you saw it: his happy trail.

You'd only seen it for a brief moment, Miguel's T-shirt covering it all too shortly after that blessed vision, and his hands properly re-tying the elastic of his jogging bottoms.

But it was enough to occupy your thoughts for days. As he was often dressed in his spider suit, you had very little opportunity to think about seeing it again, other than in its civilian clothes. But that didn't stop you from occasionally glancing down at his belly, and sometimes even lower. The moments when you realised what your eyes were looking for were often followed by a flush in your cheeks and the back of your neck.

It's just that... you didn't necessarily have a great deal of experience in this field, and you were immensely curious. You also wondered if Miguel was holding back. You'd already talked about it, and you wanted to take it slow, because after all you and Miguel hadn't been dating for very long.

But you were getting impatient by the day, so you tried to visit him a little more in his private appartment. Miguel seemed to find this suspicious, but how could you explain to him that your thoughts had been riveted on a single subject for days, and that was his happy trail and what was below it ?

You were trying to convince him to wear civilian clothes more often, using arguments along the lines of "when we're together you don't need to wear the suit, you wear it mainly for work, so when you're with me you don't need to wear it."

And then, you thought maybe giving him a blow job would relax him? He seemed so tense quite often, and you wanted him to feel good, you wanted to make him feel good.

And as the days went by, the questions multiplied. Is it big ? Of course it is, but how big ? Could your hand grab him properly or would you struggle with the width ? How did he taste in your mouth? What sounds would he make when you'd lick him ? How do you even... give a blow job ?

It was when your curiosity became unbearable and your own questions too much for you that one afternoon, while you were sitting in Miguel's apartment and he hadn't yet returned, you asked Lyla:

"Lyla, send me a good article on How To Give A Blow Job, please."

The orange pixel cloud had almost immediately taken off its heart-shaped tinted glasses.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked, eyes wide while her programmed eyelids fluttered as she watched you, "a good article on what?"

"You heard me very right, your system is 100% perfect: I want you to give me a good article on-"

"Yeah yeah i get it i'm just, um, surprised." she admitted, a virtual screen forming in the form of a tablet in her hands as she paused, hesitating and turning to you, "would you perhaps be interested in... different material?"

You raised an eyebrow, taking your computer and resting it on your thighs.

"What material ?"

"Well you know, the material," she replied with a little shrug.

"Huh?" you said, frowning as Lyla raised her eyebrows completely, as if taken aback by your answer.

"Let me just send you a link," she replied, sighing.

Within seconds, you received a link and opened it. It took you to a video that launched instantly. You gasped, immediately pausing and closing your computer. But your eyes had caught it well: two naked people, a woman lying between a man's legs as she took him in her mouth.

You hesitated between finding a way to fry Lyla's motherboard or congratulating her, but in the end you did neither. Any learning ways still brings knowledge somehow, right ?

You took a deep breath, then hesitantly reopened your computer. The page was still open, the video stopped on a scene that could not have been more erotic. Perhaps learning the basics wouldn't be too much?

So you started the video, turning the sound down to almost minimum, and watched. You tried to pay attention to the woman's gestures, how her hands acted, how she angled her head, how she...

"Cariño?"

The speed with which you closed the page and your computer surprised even you as you faced Miguel. Shit, he'd got home earlier than you thought, and you just hoped he hadn't heard too much…

"Oh babe you're home!" you say jovially, trying to act as if nothing had happened, hoping he hadn't noticed. "How was your day?"

He was standing up straight, one of his eyebrows raised. He took a step.

"Were you watching what I think you were watching?"

Shit, he'd definitely noticed. How could you want to escape from a spider on a situation like this with tenfold senses? You bit the inside of your lip nervously, feeling your cheeks heat up. Who knows, though, as long as he hadn't said exactly what he thought you'd seen, you might have a chance of getting out of this... however slim the chances?

"And," you asked as he took another step in your direction, your hands moving your laptop to the side as you turned to face him, cross-legged, "what do you think I was watching?"

He let out a little laugh from his nose, his tongue running over his canine teeth as he moved a little closer to you again.

"Don't play this little game with me." he said simply, your lips pressing into a thin line, "I think you and I both exactly know what was on that screen of yours just a few seconds ago."

You sighed, your shoulders relaxing with the gesture as he approached again, only a metre from the bed.

"Well yes, i was watching... what you think it is." he nodded as he crossed his arms over his vast torso.

"Porn," he affirmed, the word falling easily from his lips.

"Yes," you said with an embarrassed chuckle, "that's the name for it..." you nodded, his eyes watching you, no doubt trying to find out the reason behind this. "But I had my own reasons to do so, of course," you said to clear your throat.

"Which were?" his responses to your sentences were so quick that they seemed to stick to your every word.

You inhaled, straightening up, suddenly determined. The vision of his happy-trail came back into your mind, your eyes inevitably landing on where it must have been under the suit.

"Miguel," your eyes returned to his, "I want you to teach me how to suck your dick, please."

There was silence for a few seconds before Miguel smiled, the smile turning into a small laugh, his amused eyes looking into yours confused.

"So that's what the looks were about?"

You froze, your cheeks heating even more. All those looks you'd been giving him, all directed at his lower stomach and more, he'd noticed. You fancied the idea disappearing down a hole right now, and placed your hands on your face in embarrassment.

"Hey hey," he said softly, coming to kneel in front of you as his two large hands came to rest on yours to move them away from your face. "It's okay, it's just," he caressed your cheek, "took you long enough muñeca, you could've just asked me."

"I know," you said, your hand sliding over his as you pressed your cheek closer, "I'm sorry."

"There's nothing to be sorry about," he assured you, "but in the future, whenever you're thinking about something like that, or anything, you have to tell me. Okay ?"

You smile softly, "Okay."

He came over and kissed your lips chastely.

"So," he said, taking your hand in his, "you want to learn how to do this?"

You inhaled, nodding. He came to kiss you again tenderly, coming to sit on the bed and lay down. He pulled you against him as you kissed, his hand coming to rest on your for a second. He stopped the kiss for a moment, tapping his watch gently. You were so happy of finally being able to do this, you couldn't wait anymore.

"Learned anything from the video?" he asked, glancing at you.

You said nothing, just tilted your head slightly to one side as you shrugged on all fours above him.

"We'll see, but be careful with that kind of stuff. A lot of it doesn't really show anything actually pleasant, it's all for show. Alright? Cariño?" he informed, coming to stroke your cheek again as you nodded. "Good."

Then his suit began to depixelate, and your eyes lowered until you finally saw the happy trail again, and what was just below it.

Okay, now there might be a problem you thought, because the dick the girl was sucking in the video, which was hard, just approached the same size as Miguel's... which wasn't hard yet. He was, and will be too big for what you were about to do.

"Everything is alright cariño?" he asked worriedly, "are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes," you replied immediately, perhaps a little too eagerly.

A small smile spread across his lips.

"Good. If you're not sure what to do, I can give you small tips as you go along."

You nodded once more, your eyes dropping to his perfect torso. You lowered your face gently, kissing his skin gently, gradually working your way down to his navel.

He breathed softly, and you felt his skin grow grainy under your kisses. Then you finally reached his body hair, your hand resting on the sheets and gently caressing his hip as you placed soft kisses on his happy trail. A sigh of relief escaped from between his lips. The object of all your desires for a week was finally here, close to your touch.

Then, just a few centimetres lower, you came to face his cock. Your eyes locked with Miguel's for a moment as you kissed his groin, then coming to kiss his shaft running your lips along the base of his it.

You heard him inhale as the fingers of your other hand gently wrapped around him, holding him tenderly as you placed a trail of pecks from the base of his dick to his tip. You placed kitten kisses there as you felt him harden and grow between your fingers and against your lips.

This encouraged you, as you no doubt told yourself that you were doing the right thing for his body to react like that.

"Spit will help you, nena," Miguel murmured, surrendering gently to your touch.

You nodded, sticking your tongue out between your teeth to lick his tip, a low grunt echoing in Miguel's chest as you gathered drool on the sides of your cheeks to run down his length and lick him further. Your hand spread the saliva a little more evenly as you kissed your way down to his balls. Then, placing your whole tongue on his base, you worked your way up his entire length.

"This feels so good muñeca," he breathed, one of his hands gently stroking your hair.

You let a little more drool trickle down, your hand spreading it a little more evenly as you pulled the foreskin back to expose the head, kissing the uncovered pink and licking it gently as Miguel sighed and moaned. You made circular movements with your tongue, your eyes resting on Miguel from time to time.

"There's a spot, just under-"

But no sooner had he started his sentence than you opened your mouth wider and let your tongue slide under his tip, just underneath the crown, like you had seen the woman do.

"Yes, there," Miguel breathed shakily, his eyes closing as his head fell back on the pillow, "right there, just like that."

You let your tongue flick back and forth on that spot, beautiful moans rumbling in Miguel's throat. You readjusted his cock in your hand and then gently took his tip into your mouth, letting your tongue slide underneath him.

He inhaled sharply, his chest rising and falling in a long sigh of pleasure. Your mouth was so warm and wet and your tongue was incredible: perfect for him.

"You feel so good," he whispered, biting his lip, his half-closed eyes coming to rest on yours.

He was thick, and you were trying your best to make sure your mouth was wide open enough to contain him but also to keep the right pressure around him. So, breathing in gently to loosened your jaw, sank a couple of centimetres deeper around him, then pulled up slightly.

You started at a slow pace, taking your time to get used to all this and remember to breathe properly, but also to savour the moment. You relaxed your lips as you lowered yourself onto him, then pressed them once you got up, letting your tongue stretch out as soon as you came up to caress that sweet spot he'd mentioned.

"Be careful with the teeth, muñeca" he said softly as your teeth surreptitiously grazed his skin.

You widened your mouth a little more, breathing in so that your cheeks hollowed out and pressed against him.

"You're doing so good for me," he murmured, his hand still on your hair, caressing it even more.

His praise encouraged you even more, and you thought maybe it would be good to step it up a level. So you sank down on him a little too hastily, and he bumped your throat very lightly as you immediately pulled away, coughing slightly thanks to your gag reflex. How could the lady in the video make it look so simple ? You felt ridiculous.

"Hey, slow down," smiled Miguel as he straightened up a little to reassure you, "all the way down will take a bit more time, but you're already doing so good for me, arlight ?" He caressed your cheek. "No need to rush it."

You nodded softly, although you could have guessed that you wouldn't be able to take all of him in your mouth, especially with the little experience you had, you could still pleasure him.

You weren't just here to make him come, you were here to make him feel good because you wanted him to feel good. 

So you went back to kissing his tip, letting your tongue coat it again before taking it back into your mouth. You knew you couldn't suck the whole thing straight away, so you took his shaft in your hand, pumping softly. You let a little more saliva spill out as you remembered the movement of the woman's hand in the video.

You started twisting your hand clockwise while sucking on him, your tongue occasionally hardening near his sweet spot and the tip. He was making heavenly moans, his fingers weaving through your hair, his hips starting to move on their own.

"You look gorgeous," he moaned tenderly.

A low moan rose from your throat and vibrated against him, his head sinking into the pillow as his back arched, his fingers becoming a little firmer and gripping your hair.

When your jaw began to tire, you wrapped your second hand around his cock, twisting it counter-clockwise, your mouth concentrating more on the head. Your hands applied more pressure as you pulled back, and since your hands were twisting around him, you started softly twisting your head as well.

His hips dictated a rhythm that you followed, a little faster every instant, his hand on your head guiding you in the rhythm.

"You're amazing," he breathed.

You hollowed your cheeks, his rhythm quickening as his moans multiplied. He was going to come, and you would accept it with longing.

His breath became more and more ragged, and after a powerful moan and a single thrust of his hip, you felt it spill over your tongue. He was out of breath, and realising what he'd just done, he pulled out of your embrace confused:

"I'm so sorry!" he said, referencing your tongue covered in his cum, "It was just so good i forgot to pull out, you don't have to-"

But you pressed your tongue against the roof of your mouth until the substance dripped down your throat and you swallowed. The taste was slightly salty, but nothing special.

"Swallow," he finished, a smile stretching his lips, surprised.

He straightened, pulling you to him for a gentle kiss.

"You did so great nena, really, I'm so proud of you. You were amazing... you are amazing."

A smile stretched your lips as he caressed your cheek and you came to kiss him again, delighted to have finally been able to taste your desire.

Bonus:

"So, was the material I sent you helpful?" asked Lyla.

"Very," you admitted, "excellent choice."

"What material ?" asked Miguel, confused.

"The new one for an upcoming suit," replied Lyla.

"I'm not sure we're talking about fabric here," remarked Miguel, slightly suspicious as he left the room and you winked at Lyla.

[pokechbi]

Hey! Thank you a lot for your works, I literally want to kiss your hands!!

Here’s my request: Simon’s reaction that reader uses toys. Like now reader has him and why’s she still using them. That’s kinda a main idea

English is not my mother tongue so I hope you’ll understand what I meant 👉🏻👈🏻

Thank you so so much!! Your feedback means the WORLD to me <333 Hope you enjoy!

🎀Let me be your fuck toy, darling🎀

Simon Riley x Fem Reader !!

NSFW!!! MDNI

Fem anatomy used

WC: 1.5K

Enjoy babies 💗

It had been exactly one week since Simon slept in your apartment for the first time. It had taken him a while to get comfortable enough to sleep in someone else's home, but you didn't once think of blaming him. The stuff he'd been through would drive the devil himself to tears. You understood why he was nervous about letting his guard down. So when he finally fell asleep on your couch for the first time, you jumped up in joy, snapped a picture of him and hopped around your apartment happily. You sat on the floor in front of the couch, watching him as he snored, his balaclava still snug on his head.

Nowadays, he slept over more often than not. He would sleep in your bed, an arm wrapped around your waist, or a hand stuffed in between the warmth of your thighs. This often led to you staying up way past your bedtime, wishing he'd wake up and just start fingering the life out of you. He knew that this made you horny. He knew that the lack of friction drove you insane, that it would keep you from sleeping. You cursed him as he slept like a baby while you suffered.

So you did what any girl would do. You went through your nightstand, pulling out the vibrator you purchased months before you and Simon met. You stuffed your fingers in your mouth, bringing them down to your cunt as you slid your panties off with the other hand. You kept your eyes on a shirtless Simon as he snored, his hair disheveled and sprawled all over his forehead. You took note of the balaclava next to his pillow, smiling at how he'd gotten more comfortable sleeping with it off. As you spread your legs open, you switch the vibrator on, slipping it between your slick folds, resting it on your clit. The sudden stimulation causes you to jerk, letting out a soft yelp. You hadn't used it in some time, being that Simon was your go-to for pleasure. But he was torturing you, and you couldn't sleep until you let go of the tension. You cover your mouth with your free hand, your breathing shaky as you feel the nerves of your clit electrify with the vibrations. You needed to cum fast, the toy wasn't the quietest. You didn't know how Simon would react knowing you used a vibrator without him knowing. And you didn’t want to find out. You closed your eyes, imagining you and Simon together, your legs wrapped around his waist as he slams into you repeatedly. You imagine his moans and guttural groans, as they usually turned you on so much and helped you reach your orgasm. You smile as the scenario plays out in your head. You start bucking your hips slowly, moaning quietly into your hand as you feel your core begin to tighten and the toy turning slippery with your slick.

Your heart drops as you feel a strong hand grab yours, squeezing your wrist so hard your fingers drop the vibrator. He grabs it, turning it around in his free hand. It's shiny with your slick, the smell of you wafting off of it. He's sitting up on his knees now, staring down at your face. You can tell by the blankness in his eyes that he was pissed. More than pissed, he was utterly enraged. Simon had a traditional way of viewing sex. He didn't think you needed toys because you had him. And (big surprise), he's a dominant man who expected you to be patient and wait for him to please you. But you couldn't.

He looked down at the vibrator in his hand, scoffing quietly to himself. He lets go of your wrist, the stinging pain incapacitating your entire arm for a slight moment. You stare up at him, your breathing picking up in nervousness as he keeps quiet. He reaches down, gripping your jaw so hard your muscles instinctively react, your jaw now hanging open wide. He smiles devilishly, bringing his other hand up to your face. He waves the vibrator in front of your face, sliding it under your nose so you smell yourself on it. He chuckles lowly, his gruff voice sexing your ears. He suddenly shoves the vibrator in your mouth, rubbing your slick off on your tongue as you squirm under him. His grip on your jaw grew stronger as you whined and squirmed, not letting up on you. His smile ran a chill down your spine. He was staring at you, a glint of predatory hunger in his eyes. 

“Tsk tsk. Such a desperate little whore. Couldn’t even wait for me to wake up.” He growled. You squirm under his grip, whining as he pushed the vibrator further down your throat. You gag, your eyes rolling back into your head as the taste of yourself swirls on your tongue. He removes the vibrator from your mouth, painfully slow. Your eyes tear as he does this, a grin on his lips as the tears fall down your face. You cough, your breathing becoming heavier as he stares down at you pitifully. He shakes his head as he chuckles, leaning down to your face. He crashes his lips with yours, hungrily biting your lip. He doesn’t let go, bringing his teeth down harder on your bottom lip. You feel him reach down, parting your legs with a strong hand. The taste of his saliva mixes with the taste of your slick, an erotic aroma lingering between the both of you. Your head burns with white hot pain as he bites down on your lip, causing you to whine out in pain. He brings a palm up, slamming it down on your thigh. You feel the sting linger, your head throbbing with misery. He lets go of your lip and backs away, a string of saliva connecting you to him. He leans back on his knees, stroking himself through his boxers as he watches you squirm. He holds your thigh down with a death grip, his fingers digging into your skin. He groans, throwing his head back as he begins taking his boxers off. You watch him, your mind aching with a mix of fear, and arousal. He never failed to make you wet just by the mere sight of him naked. You squeeze your thighs together, looking up at him through your lashes. 

“Like what you see, love?” He chuckles, moving himself between your legs once more. You notice the vibrator next to you, still glistening with saliva. He looks between you and the vibrator, a devilish smile on his face. He grabs it before you can react, switching it on. He turns it around in his hand, bringing it up to his mouth. He licks a stripe over it, coating it in his saliva. He smirks as he brings it down to your clit, a jolt running through your core as he slides it between your folds. The warmth of his saliva makes you buck your hips instinctively. You close your eyes, shame coursing through your veins. You suddenly feel him slide the toy down, slipping it inside of you. You cry out, your eyes squeezing shut tighter. “Look. At. Me.” He demanded. “I don’t care how ashamed you are.” Your eyes fly open, struggling to stabilize your vision as the vibrations graze your spongy G-spot. You moan out, your gaze connecting with his. He smirks down at you, bringing the vibrator back up to your clit. Your hips buck upwards, squirming under him as he moves himself closer between your legs. You feel the warm tip of his cock line up with your hole, shamelessly pushing its way into you. Your head swirls with pleasure, the two sources of stimulation causing your core to bubble instantly. You moan softly, bucking your hips forward. 

“Fuck. So fuckin’ tight, lovie,” He groans, pushing his throbbing length into you. He starts to thrust, holding the vibrator against your clit steady. 

“What makes you think you can use these useless fuckin’ toys when I’m layin’ right. Fucking. There.” He grunts, thrusting into you with every syllable of his words. You mewl under him, squirming and mumbling nonsense as beads of sweat start to appear on your forehead. He presses the vibrator into your clit harder, expecting you to answer him. 

“ ‘m sorry Simon. ‘m so sorry.” You whine. Your walls pulse and warm with every thrust, the vibrator causing your orgasm to conjure instantly. “n-need you…just your cock Simon…please, ‘m sorry.” 

“Atta girl.” Simon groans, turning the vibrator off, and tossing it to the floor. You breathe heavily as you come down from your orgasm. He leans down, his breath searing your ear.

“Let me be your fuck toy, darling.”

[footballffbarbiex]

A little update on where I am in life rn:

Big bub has officially broken up from school now for 6 weeks, which means I’m about to have one hell of a migraine for over a month.

I’ve been signed off work for a while and I’m 🤏🏼 this close to quitting (advice on how to quit when you’re a pussio would be great), been put on antidepressants again, I’ve been put forward for therapy, and I’m seeing a doctor next week week about why my body feels like it’s 20 years older than it is.

We’re in the process of starting to pack up my deceased family members home and the grief is setting back in which isn’t good.

I’m still looking into creating a business so if crystals, incense, smudge sticks, homeware, soaps, wax melts etc are your thing, please let me know 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

You know the saying “the lights are on but no one’s home”? That’s me right now. I’m trying. I’m struggling. I want to write but I can’t function right now. I know the majority of you are understanding and patient and I want to send you your favourite things to say thank you.

[amypihcs]

AND IN TODAY'S LETTER!!

Watson is a jewel of a man, which he usually is, but this time he TRULY is a Diamond

Watson! How, how, dear man, how did you manage not to punch Holmes? Truly, you're the best of men.

In this letter we also gather ulterior evidences in favour of my personal theory thta Mrs Hudson is the most patient of women and deserves a statue and most important MUCH more considerate tenants

Poor Mrs Hudson. She must've been VERY shocked, best Holmes behaves at his best for a while.

And last but not least, we have a danger case date! Just like old times.

This conversation went more or less this way

Holmes, squeezing the air out of his Watson's lungs: I'm sorry for what happened Watson

Watson: - is touched while trying to breathe -

Holmes: since... Work is the best... Remedy ti sorrow... Would... You like to.... To come with me? This evening?

- vice grip on the good doctor's neck is loosened and Watson can breathe again. Holmes looks at Watson. PUPPY EYES -

👉🏻👈🏻 Pretty please? Watson?

Watson: Sure Holmes but could you please give me more inf-

Holmes: THANK YOU WATSON! YOU WILL KNOW EVERYTHING BEFORE MORNING! - excited Holmes noises - Would you like now to catch up on the last three years, my dear man?

Watson: - sigh - Of course dear fellow, I'm overjoyed to see you and you need tk tell em a lot of things!

[pwppydracula]

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[hannieween]

hi so you didn't ask but here's my bf!joshie headcannons (not necessarily CL couple, just yeknow ,,,, joshie):

always running up to him to give him a tight hug and a kiss on the cheek when you've been away for a lil while (him picking you up from work, meeting up at a party, etc)

Having his right hand in your left whenever you're walking together, your right hand wrapped around his bicep

Or, if you're not holding hands, he has an arm around your shoulders or your waist and has you tucked into his side

Always sitting beside him whenever you're out with friends, either at dinner or at someone's house, etc

Joshie likes to give forehead kisses or nose kisses :3

If someone can't reach josh (he's terrible at answering his messages smh) they call you instead (but if you're like me you just ,,,, always have your phone on silent too I'm sorry I work in a hospital ok my patients need sleep!!)

Joshie being a slow eater and you being a slow eater too so you just take forever to finish a meal like no joke dinner is like a 1 hr event MINIMUM. It's even worse when you go out for food....

Doing crafts together because it's fun to have your partner wearing a bracelet you made, etc

BUT THE PLOT TWIST NOW!!!

you HAVE to give joshie a hug and kiss on the cheek when you see him otherwise he'll whine and absolutely DEMAND kisses (on the lips!! In public!!!) and be SO loud and embarassing about it smh

He HAS to hold your hand etc when you're out or else he gets mad and wraps his arms around your waist and makes you waddle walk (like dude do you have any idea how busy it is rn stop you're being a menace we're blocking the path ;~;)

he demands that you sit right beside him as close as you can get. If you sit somewhere else he gets pouty and makes you sit on his lap for the rest of the night. Follows you to the bathroom too. he doesn't even look away when you pee like ???????? and he just goes "what if you disappear on me again :("

him being awful to reach at his cell but he has it set that your notifications and calls etc goes through. that or he just ignores anything that doesn't have your name on it. his friends have started beginning their texts with your name just to get him to open the message like josh be so fuckin fr rn oh my god

Joshie being a slow eater BC he's a slow eater but also he likes watching you eat and talking to you while you eat. Gives you more food so he can watch you happily munch for longer

crafting a bracelet for him and he never takes it off even if it starts to get gross and the beads are fading like josh oh my god please I'll make you a new one just give that one a rest it's on life support PLEASE

Making him another bracelet and instead of taking off the first he wears both bffr rn josh fuck

All in all, menace. Fucking annoying little shit. But he's so clingy and in love with you I swear he looks at you like you hung the up moon but you always say his eyes twinkle with all the stars in the sky. He's your person, your missing piece and despite how (jokingly) awful he is, you feel antsy if you're away from him for even a minute longer than you need to be. Joshie is your soulmate and you're sure he's just waiting for you to give him the OK before he proposes. You just know him that well. (Also he's not discreet and you found a ring box with a 15 page printed document listed "proposal plan FINAL VERSION". Fuckin nerd)

oh my god?? unprompted??? i read these on the clock and i went through things tbh

v, can i take some of these and write them in lights out? 👉🏻👈🏻 pretty please? 🥹 you'll get full credit obvi

i don't know but i love the thought of joshua being so clingy he follows you to the bathroom he is literally the worst ugh i want him bad 😭🩵

[kyojurismo]

hi kyo, i'm so sorry to ask this and if i'm making you uncomfortable you can delete this ask.

but i'm wondering, what happened to the 1k celebration? i know that it's been closed but i only saw two request on the masterpost..im so sorry to rush you and i didn't mean to, i just want to confirm. if im making u uncomfortable please ignore/delete my ask. thank u, have a great day :)

oh, don’t worry about it !! it’s fine ^_^

i have some pending reqs for the celebration, it’s just that i decided to take a lil break from writing bc i didn’t feel like doing it atm ( i know i recently posted that piece about izuku, bkg and shoto, but it was an exception lol )

but i’m planning to start writing again next week, so um… if you’re interested in reading the celebration reqs just be a little more patient, i guess? 👉🏻👈🏻

thank you for asking tho, it shows interest and it makes me happy hehe

[ermsunderscore]

hi cutie queen! could you write a fanfic about a reader who claps their feet and yells “YIPPPEEE” when their excited and jun han just proposed to them? i struggle with clapping my feet and i want it to be more normalized. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻thanks sexy pumpkin!!

btw can i be 👽 anon?

Hello beautiful! Thank you sm for the request! ^^

Han Hyeongjun x reader

no pronouns used, no gender implied/ use of gender neutral terms

It was you and Jun Han’s anniversary. The two of you were out to eat in a beautiful restaurant that Jun Han had to make reservations months in advance to get into. The restaurant wasn’t that big, but it was always bustling with people. You sat by a big window overlooking the city. The sun was setting, you were both dressed up- it was perfect. Everything except for the fact that, unseen by you, Jun Han was sweating through the neatly pressed white button-up he was wearing under his suit jacket. You had both finished eating, and the food was delicious, so you couldn’t wait to see how dessert was going to taste. As you both patiently awaited the arrival of your sweet treat, you couldn’t help but notice that Jun Han seemed a little bit off.

“Junnie?” you question, “What’s wrong hun? You look a little pale.”

“Huh? Oh, it’s nothing.” he responded quickly. He began to fan himself with his hand. “It’s just kind of hot in here.”

“Do you really think so? I’m freezing! Take your jacket off if you’re getting too hot.”

Jun Han looked at you, dumbfounded. He clearly just blatantly lied to you, and you didn’t even bat an eye. Luckily, the server started walking your dessert to the table before you had the chance to notice his lie and strange behaviors. Jun Han watched as a smile spread across your face as you thanked the server for the food as they set it on the table between you both. You picked up your silverware to begin eating, but Jun Han stopped you.

“Um, (y/n), there’s actually something I want to ask you first.”

You set your silverware down. “Ask away! I’ll try my best to answer.” You could tell something was wrong. He looked like he was going to be sick.

“Okay, well... (y/n), these past few years have been some of the best. My life has only gone uphill since I met you, and I truly have so much to thank you for. You’ve brought me out of my shell, and you’ve supported me so much- even on my worst days. So, (y/n)...” Jun Han got out of his chair, pulling out a small velvet box and getting down on one knee. “Will you marry me?”

Tears filled your eyes, and you felt yourself smile wider than you ever have before. “Oh Jun Han! Of course I will!!” A smile appeared across his face as you threw your arms around him in a sweet embrace. The other people in the restaurant began to cheer as Jun Han slipped a beautiful diamond ring onto your finger. You leaned back in your chair, admiring the ring he had chosen.

“I can’t believe I’m getting married!! YIPPEE!!!!” You grabbed the sides of your chair for stability as you leaned back further to remove your legs from under the table and proceed to start slapping your feet together, clapping with the rest of the crowd in the restaurant. You were so excited. “YIPPEE! YIPPEE! I’m getting married! YIPPEE! WOO-HOO!!” Jun Han took his seat at the table, letting out a sigh of relief and laughing to himself as he watched you clap your feet gleefully. He didn’t know how he got so lucky. He should be the one cheering, not you.

“Yippee.” he whispered to himself, smiling wide. He finally got to make you his spouse.

I hope you enjoyed! <3 This is the first fanfic I’ve ever written, so please be kind! If you liked it, please feel free to request more :)

[exhaustedcommunist]

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[enbyzombies2]

FISHBOWL ROBOT GIRL ADOPT, UP FOR OFFER

(i usually post my adopts to toyhouse alone but I dont get much engagement so I'm trying tumblr this time :P note that I am new to adopts so,,, be patient with me 👉🏻👈🏻)

Not necessarily first-come-first-serve. USD > art/trade

Starting price: 25$, via Buy Me A Coffee or Cashapp.

No hard rules, just no immediate resale of design for more than you paid.

I have the right to decline an offer for any reason, please do not beg

DM to claim!

[undermanylies]

Hello!

You can call me Mi or Mimi, your fellow perfectionist, Law obsessed, tea drinking, study crazed writer. We worship One Piece in this house, okay? I'm also caught up to One Piece manga

I'm currently writing a slow burn OC x Law, BUT I plan on writing headcanons for One Piece characters x F!Reader soon. My stories will be mostly aimed at mature audiences tho. I also write poems, might think about making one piece themed ones… I don't know if y'all are into that. 👀

There are some issues that will get in the way of posting frequently... the main one being ✨chronic pain✨ so I hope you guys don't mind waiting a bit 👉🏻👈🏻 be patient with me, please

I'm kinda new to tumblr sooooo this is my first introduction. I'm happy to open this app and find so many people I can relate to, thank you all for existing.

[cheekblush]

omg don’t even worry! honestly, you don’t need to respond to them, so long as you’ve read them, i’m happy 🥺❤️‍🔥

omg that’s amazing angel! god, we love when life works out like tht! i hope the trip goes well! 🫀🫂

but, i’m so sorry angel :( honestly school is a pain in the ass and it’s so shit tht we are breaking our backs to be intellectuals but ✨🤓 one day soon my love

hopefully, now tht your exams are over you can ‘relax’ and go enjoy yourself! 💕

pls hush, i literally love you sm i could write love letters to you for the rest of my life … you have me a shakespearean level of smitten 🕊️🕊️🕊️

and, i’ve just been busy w/ school too, i’m trying to get into a phd programme and god it’s so nerve racking, i just email ppl all day and beg them to supervise me 🫠🫠🫠 but WE CAN DO THIS! we are strong and intelligent women! 🎓✨🎀 i’ve also been dealing w/ health issues due to stress and have had a gnarly chest infection for like 2 weeks now but i’ll be fine! i’m just trying to get this programme secured 😭 tysm for asking angel, my sweetheart 🍓

pls look after yourself my girl, want you to go and enjoy yourself on this trip! drink lots of water and take some pain killers and start getting more sleep (easier said than done ik but if you wake up early a few times in a row you’ll go to sleep earlier anyway lol) and enjoy yourself! pack soon bc i don’t want you to stress angel! tysm for your care abt my loved ones, it means the world, i hope you and your loved ones are forever safe, healthy and well and spring blesses you with all the happiness in the world my sunshine 💖✨🦋🌈

hello my guardian angel 👼🏻💗🌟

i had an amazing weekend trip!! i truly enjoyed myself, ate delicious food and danced my heart out ❤️‍🔥 the weather wasn't the best unfortunately but still everything worked out, we had lots of fun and returned home safely and that's what matters the most ❣

omg you're not only incredibly kind and beautiful you're also impressively smart!? tbh i shouldn't be surprised but a phd programme!?! wow that's honestly admirable and astonishing! i can only imagine the stress you must be going through my angel. i'm rooting for you and wishing you only the very best! may you get into a great phd programme with a reliable and kind supervisor! 💫 i believe in you and i'm sooo proud of you!! stay strong and patient my dear!! may you receive good news very soon 🥠💖🍀

and oh no i'm sorry to hear you're suffering from a chest infection :( i hope you get well soon and feel much better! please take good care of yourself!!!! dress warmly, drink lots of tea and take your meds if needed 🫂🧣🍵

and my goodness.. you really are a poet... i have you a shakespearean level of smitten???? 😭💘 you got me blushing, twirling my hair and kicking my feet 💓👉🏻👈🏻💓 you are the absolute sweetest!!! 🍭🧁🍬🍯🍦🍡 i will truly never comprehend how you found me, chose me and what you continue to see in me but i am endlessly grateful that our paths crossed and you appeared in my life like a light at the end of a dark tunnel guiding me to protection 🌟🩷🕊✨🌸🌱🌤🧿🪔💞💫🦋🌷 i love and cherish you my dearest, stay safe and get healthy as soon as possible 💕💘💓💖💞💗💕

[queenofrunonsentences]

Master list -

Eddie & OC

Eddie & Chrissy -

Peter-

Bucky-

[fortune-fool02]

Brahms Heelshire x female reader

Requested by: @playgroundfadings

Prompt 35 - Kissing their bruises and scars.

Why hello there, missed me? Jdjfksjf

From your prompt list, 35-kissing their bruises and scars with Brahmsy please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Thank you for the prompt request! I love it and I hope you like this! 

Please enjoy

The painted portrait on the wall was the centre piece. Placed at just the right angle for sunlight to fall upon, a golden image of a perfect, happy family. [Name] had looked at it every single time she passed it, her eyes drawn to it. More so, to the young Brahms in the painting, holding onto his mother’s hand while smiling. 

But it was a lie. What a difference a few different strokes of the paintbrush can make, to forge something else entirely. [Name] had seen the real photograph of this painting and Brahms was not the happy child it portrayed him as. She didn’t tell Brahms, not wanting to pry at something that was likely quite sensitive to the man. She had just gotten him to start coming out the walls more often, she didn’t want to fall back to square one again. 

However, there was this curiosity that lingered. The story of the house fire when he was a boy was something that stuck with her, how he never once took the mask off around her. Hell, she didn’t think he took it off at all given how dirty it was. A security blanket, of sorts, perhaps? He felt more at ease behind a mask than allowing his face to be seen? So many questions and very few answers. Regardless, [Name] would not invade his privacy. 

A soft sigh slipped her lips as she leaned against Brahms, snuggling against him on the couch in one of the lounges in front of the fireplace, watching the flames crackle and burn. His arms wrapped around her, holding her close to him, his deep, steady breaths soothing along with the calming rhythm of his heart. Something that offered a sense of security and warmth to her, like being bundled up in blankets on a cold, winter’s morning. 

“Brahms?” Her eyes glanced up at the emotionless mask, earning a soft hum in response, showing he was listening. “I was wondering, would you like me to clean your mask-” Before she could even finish the question properly, she felt his body tense up beneath her. Not unlike that of a scared animal, ready to flee if felt threatened. “It’s okay if you don’t want me to. I just... I thought you...” Unable to come up with a reasonable explanation for why she wanted his mask off, [Name] gave a sigh. “I just wanted to see you. The real you. Under the mask.” 

A few moments passed, Brahms’ eyes low as he thought. It had been a very long time since he showed his face to another, he cannot recall who was the last person to see his face. Most likely mother. But it could have been father? Regardless, [Name] wanted to be the first to see after so long. And he didn’t mind it. Brahms brought his hands up, carefully unclasping it and gently lowering it from his face. [Name] sitting patiently through it all. 

Deep scarring covered most of his face, mainly the right side of it, the biting lash of a fire against skin. Little smears of dirt and dust here and there but nothing too bad. His beard matching his dark hair. Dark eyes watching her, expecting some kind of disgusted reaction at his face.

Instead, [Name] slowly leaned up, her actions slow and measured. Brahms only sat there, waiting for her reaction. Her warm lips pressed softly against the cold scarring, a touch that sent butterflies flurrying throughout Brahms. An electric shiver jumping his nerves. 

“You’re handsome, Brahms.” He looked at her as she spoke, her eyes hiding no lie nor false truth to make him feel better. Genuine. Raw genuine words. 

“Beautiful...[Name]. You’re beautiful.” He mirrored her action, pressing his lips against her cheek as he pulled her closer again. The mask sitting on the arm of the seating, forgotten for a time while they shared this moment. 

[eviesaurusrex]

Harry Styles x fem!reader

Faceclaim: Dakota Johnson

author’s note: It’s already pt. 5, and I can’t believe how much fun I have making those Instagram thingies. So, if you have any ideas or scenarios or faceclaims, just let me know via an ask, and I will look into it! Thank you for the massive support and love on these ones! It seriously blew my mind! Attention: I pushed the release dates of As It Was and Harry’s House a bit back because I’m so freaking bad with timeframes, sorry!

pt. 1 2 3 4

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yourinstagram A Harry appreciation post: Even though you’re at every doctor’s appointment, at every checkup, manage to keep my mood swings in check, be patient with me, hold me while I cry over the littlest things, and tend to my every need and weirdest craving, you still manage to record your best album. I’m so immensely proud of you, my love; sometimes, I can’t comprehend the intensity of every feeling I have for you: eternal love, immense pride, unimaginable happiness, and gratitude. You are my everything. You are my home.

Thank you for being who you are, H ❤️ And thank you, Anne, for raising this incredible man ❤️

[tagged harrystyles]

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yourinstagram You can’t imagine what a treat you’ll get in a few months 😩❤️

liked by pillowpersonpp, hsfan1, hsfan2 and 579,461 others

↳ hsfan1 YN can already listen to it. I’m soooo jealous 😩

↳ hsfan2 Me too! That’s just the dream. Listening to his unreleased stuff and the stuff he is currently working on.

↳ pillowpersonpp Don’t spoil too much 👀

↳ yourinstagram That’s the only thing I’m gonna say about the whole thing 👀

mitchrowland He really is the best.

↳ jefezoff Indeed!

hsfan3 Anne literally raised the best man on earth 🥺😭

↳ yourfan1 She did. And I’m so happy that they found each other 😭❤️

↳ yourfan2 Totally because it’s what this woman deserves 😭

ynandharry Harry looks so damn fine on these shots 😩

annetwist ❤️❤️❤️

↳ gemmastyles You made her cry. And me too 😭

↳ yourinstagram I’m sorry!!!! 🥺

↳ annetwist You don’t have to, love ❤️

harrystyles You are always giving me the strength and the courage to do the things I always imagined. You are the reason for all of this, darling. x H.

liked by yourinstagram, hsfan4, gemmastyles and 820 others

↳ hsfan4 🥹😭❤️

↳ yourfan3 I just can’t with these two!!! 😭

↳ jefezoff That made me cry.

↳ yourinstagram Could you please leave the studio a bit earlier to get your pretty butt and face over here in the living room so I can kiss you without getting up? 👉🏻👈🏻

liked by mitchrowland, pillowpersonpp, harrystyles and 303 others

↳ pillowpersonpp I’m sending him on his way now ❤️

↳ mitchrowland Good thing we are in your house, so it won’t take too long 👀

↳ hsfan5 They record the album in his house???!!!

↳ hsfan6 I NEED MORE DETAILS MORE INFORMATION MORE EVERYTHING

lolthisnotme I want them. I need them. Why do I sit on the couch with my laptop in front of me and do online shopping??? I’m never gonna fit in these with the melon I carry around. And after the little bean is here, I won’t fit in either because I got so fat 😭

That’s torture. TAKE MY LAPTOP FROM ME 😭

Liked by lizolsen, imsebastianstan, whoisharry, gemmastyles and 11 others | 9 comments

lizolsen YOU ARE NOT FAT

↳ lolthisnotme Yes, I am 😭

↳ gemmastyles No, you’re not. I saw you yesterday.

↳ lizolsen See???

↳ lolthisnotme Really? 🥺

↳ whoisharry Really, darling.

imsebastianstan I’m pretty sure they have different sizes. And I’m pretty sure that you’ll need your usual size after the bean is here. And then you’ll see what bullshit you’re talking about yourself 😚

↳ mitchrowland This man speaks the truth.

↳ lolthisnotme 🥺❤️ Thank you

whoisharry Ordered.

↳ lolthisnotme … which one?

↳ whoisharry … every dress you sent me the past couple of hours? Isn’t that obvious?

↳ lolthisnotme HARRY. Did you check the price listings??????? Those are Teuta Matoshi dresses!!!! AND I SENT YOU SCREENSHOTS OF 7 DRESSES.

↳ whoisharry We’ll survive this financially, darling. Have you seen the Gucci drop I got yesterday?

↳ lolthisnotme Well, yeah, but that’s not the poooooiiiiint

↳ whoisharry Love, you wanted them ever since their drop, and you need new dresses for the next award season and premiere events. And you know how much I love two spoil you rotten, darling.

↳ lolthisnotme 🥺 Thank you, my love 👉🏻👈🏻❤️

↳ pillowpersonpp Damn, Harry. That’s not just spoiling someone. Are you her sugar daddy??? 😏😂

↳ whoisharry Well, I will get some sort of… compensation later, I’m sure 💁🏽

↳ lolthisnotme Ask him who bought him a whole bunch of Gucci sweaters because he didn’t own anything for the next winter and then ask that question again, S 👀

↳ pillowpersonpp Here is the deal: You are each other’s sugar daddy/mommy 👀

↳ whoisharry Yeah… yeah. I can live with that.

↳ lolthisnotme 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻+1

harrystyles The 37 weeks mark. Only a few more weeks until we finally can hold Baby Styles. Only a few more weeks until your back can stop working overtime, darling.

I love you, YN. Thank you for making me the happiest man and gifting me the most precious gift in this world. Thank you for being such an incredibly strong and brave woman and mother.

x H.

[tagged yourinstagram]

Liked by yourinstagram, annetwist, gemmachan, robertdowneyjr and 15,371,221 others | 334,001 comments

mitchrowland You will be a great father, Haz. Hang in tight; the impatience is part of the road.

↳ harrystyles We will try, but it slowly bloody kills us x

↳ jefezoff Soon, Harry. The time will fly!

gemmachan She is stunning. Give her my best. You will do just fine. The last bit is probably the most anxious part, but you two will push through ❤️

liked by harrystyles and 417 others

yourinstagram Oh, that’s a pretty picture 👉🏻👈🏻

liked by harrystyles, gemmastyles and 2,997 others

↳ yourfan1 It’s a stunning picture

↳ yourfan2 You are a freaking queen, Queen!

↳ harrystyles Thank you for trusting in my skills as a photographer x 😋

liked by yourinstagram, taylorswift and 66 others

↳ yourinstagram I didn’t mean it like that, H! I didn’t know you took this one, ‘s all! ❤️

↳ harrystyles I’m always taking pictures of you, darling x H.

liked by yourfan1, yourfan2, ynandharry, hsfan1 and 459 others

yourinstagram Gosh, my brain is so easy to distract. Send help.

↳ yourinstagram AND AGAIN. Heeeeelp. H, I love you till the moon and back. I have to thank you for being so patient with me and that you still love me after the rollercoaster ride, we endured in the past couple of weeks/months. I love you so much 😭

liked by harrystyles and 2,318 others

↳ ynandharry They 🥹❤️

↳ hsfan1 The only couple I want or need.

↳ hsfan2 Your honor, I love these two.

↳ harrystyles I could never stop loving you, darling. You are my everything x

liked by yourinstagram and 4,731 others

imsebastianstan Give me a call if there is more need for peanut butter 👍🏻

↳ harrystyles There is more need (this is your bestie who stole her fiancé’s phone - and Instagram - because she couldn’t find her own bloody phone)

liked by hsfan2, hsfan3, yourfan4 and 6,437 others

↳ yourfan3 😂😂😂

↳ yourinstagram There is no need because the pantry is still full of peanut butter (and I was wondering why my Instagram looked so different) x H.

liked by harrystyles, hsfan4, yourfan5 and 4,425 others

↳ hsfan3 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😂

↳ harrystyles Sorry for the baby brain moment, people! Bye!

chrisevans Thank you for taking care of our woman and for loving her ❤️

↳ robertdowneyjr +1

↳ paulrudd +2

↳ chrishemsworth +3

↳ lizolsen +4

↳ yourinstagram I miss and love you, people 🥹❤️

gemmastyles She never looked better in one of your pictures, H ❤️

liked by harrystyles, alessandro_michele, annetwist and 324 others

alessandro_michele The future Mrs. Styles looks stunning in this dress 👀

↳ yourinstagram It’s your design, after all 👀❤️

↳ alessandro_michele Oh, is it? Well, I must have a good eye for you then, Mrs. Styles 😙

↳ yourinstagram Stop that, Alessandro or I have to invite you for another round of tea 👀

↳ harrystyles He is already invited for tomorrow, darling x

↳ alessandro_michele I’m bringing my sketchbook x

↳ yourfan4 YN is part of the Gucci family 🥰

yourfan5 I want that dress.

↳ hsfan4 same bestie same

↳ yourfan6 I want to have her

↳ hsfan5 That’s a +1 from me

yourinstagram I’m on bed rest now, so Baby Styles don’t make their appearance anytime soon (yes, we still don’t know the gender; yes, we wanted to know, but the little bean apparently hates pictures as much as I do). That’s why I’m sticking to some relaxing things like going through every polaroid I have with Harry in it because I always wanted to make a small photo album just for me. And since many of you love to ask what I use as bookmarks, here is a picture of my recent favorites ❤️

(I love you, H. I can’t express or say that often enough.)

Liked by gemmachan, paulrudd, harrystyles, gemmastyles and 4,691,040 others | 193,805 comments

yourinstagram Before people ask (no, my baby brain didn’t forget it before I hit the post button, nope): I’m fine, the baby is fine. I started to have some nasty Braxton Hicks contractions, which is entirely normal in this term and state of pregnancy, but the last few were pretty tough and kinda severe. That’s why my midwife (a literal angel) and my gynecologist suggested bed rest for the next couple of days, just to be on the safe side. And I’m all for safe sides. They’re cool as hell.

↳ yourfan1 I was this close to asking if everything is alright! Glad to read that you two are ❤️

↳ yourfan2 Braxton Hicks are a nasty piece of cold tea. My sister had a lot of those!

↳ gemmachan Take it slow. Ask Harry for anything you want or need, and don’t you dare think about getting out of that bed!

liked by harrystyles and 329 others

↳ yourinstagram Yes, ma’am 😚

hsfan1 I think, YN is the biggest Harrie of us all.

↳ hsfan2 Actually, I think so too. I mean, look at her Instagram and all the photos in this post alone she has of Harry.

annetwist Rest, sweetheart ❤️

↳ yourinstagram I will!

harrystyles I love you more x H.

↳ gemmastyles Guess that’s possible

↳ yourinstagram 🥺❤️

paulrudd You’re staying in that bed, miss!

↳ robertdowneyjr My exact same thought. The little bean needs some more cooking!

↳ lizolsen And the world a little more time to prepare itself for a load of sweet- and cuteness they will radiate!

liked by yourinstagram, harrystyles and 97 others

ynandharry I hope Harry takes good care of you and the bean ❤️

↳ yourinstagram He does 😊

liked by ynandharry, hsfan1, yourfan1 and 457 others

↳ ynandharry Oh my… That’s it. I’ve played my life to the end 🥹❤️

whoisharry Who could’ve guessed you have so many pictures of me.

↳ lolthisnotme You really think that’s my entire collection? You must be delusional. There are three more boxes, but I can’t go through them because they’re downstairs

liked by whoisharry and gemmastyles

↳ whoisharry I adore you.

liked by lolthisnotme

pillowpersonpp We will kick him out of the studio right now.

↳ yourinstagram You don’t have to! I send him downstairs myself! He wanted to stay!

↳ mitchrowland But why?????? You need company up there!

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↳ yourinstagram I have company. Dot is with me.

↳ pillowpersonpp That’s not company.

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↳ harrystyles She can’t stand the smell of my aftershave.

↳ yourinstagram … sorry :c And Dot totally is company. Don’t insult my fur daughter, you banana.

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↳ harrystyles I grabbed the wrong bottle this morning.

↳ jefezoff Yeah, and the wrong ig account.

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↳ mitchrowland The baby brain is strong in this house.

↳ yourinstagram Just bring me my beautiful boy upstairs so that you can record and I can spend some much-needed auntie-nephew quality time ❤️

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↳ mitchrowland You sure you don’t need human contact? Adult human contact?

↳ yourinstagram … please, don’t leave Jeff upstairs.

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↳ jefezoff EXCUSE ME?!

↳ hsfan3 I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

↳ yourfan3 I spilled my water over the entire dining table 😂

yourinstagram I’m spoiling you rotten with the Harry content, don’t I? Who needs film promotions when I can promote the handsomeness of my soon-to-be husband, right? …and maybe his upcoming album 👀

I was specially selected (by my fiancé, Harry Styles, oooops) to give the finished album the first listening, and what should I say? It is his best album so far, and I’m immensely proud of my man. Baby Styles approved as well, so the quality check was in the most suitable hands on earth!

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hsfan1 Is it coming anytime soon? 😍

↳ hsfan2 Maybe they’re waiting for the birth? 😍

↳ hsfan1 That would make sense! Harry probably wants to stay as long and much as possible at home when Little Styles is born 🥹

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↳ hsfan2 My thought, yep!

↳ hsfan1 YN liked my post! I think that means Yes!!! 😍🥹

hsfan3 I cant waaaaiiiiit

ynandharry I stan a supportive fiancé 👀❤️

gemmastyles You need to stop teasing the entire world, YNN! We mere mortals have to wait until the day of release 👀💀

↳ yourinstagram There may something be on its way, so stop being grumpy 👀

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↳ gemmastyles You are a godsend!

jefezoff We’re taking the free promotion thankfully 😂

↳ yourinstagram Of course you do 😋

↳ jefezoff I’m only taking what you’re already giving 👌🏻

↳ pillowpersonpp He’s not wrong 💁🏻‍♀️

↳ yourinstagram I lovqe you both, too 😗

harrystyles Your and Baby Styles’ love for this album is all I could have ever hoped for x H.

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↳ hsfan4 Harry lives for these two. And I live for their small family 😭

↳ yourfan1 These three own my heart 🥹

↳ yourinstagram We’ll always support and love you, love ❤️

↳ yourfan2 I’m dying all alone because of the love Harry and YN share.

pillowpersonpp I just know how much you’ll freak out as soon as the first song is on the radio 😄❤️

↳ mitchrowland I want first-row seats for the moment!

↳ gemmastyles We should just camp at their house. I mean, there will be a baby, so we would have a pretty solid reason to be there 24/7 without being suspicious 🤭

↳ pillowpersonpp You are the smartest 😱

↳ hsfan5 I love this group xD

↳ yourinstagram You recall that I acquired the reading skill some years ago? 💀

↳ yourfan3 Wheezing 😂

↳ mitchrowland Don’t pretend like you didn’t suspect that something like that would happen 😂

↳ pillowpersonpp 👆🏻

↳ yourinstagram We would love to stay a few days, YN. We would like to help you two with the baby, YN. Thank you for your invitation, YN.

↳ gemmastyles You will be grateful for us because this way, sleep won’t be a stranger for you two 👌🏻

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↳ hsfan6 I. Love. Them.

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*slides in some singkong duling /j* Kenma + 11? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻♥️

Kenma felt the bed creak numerous times, followed by the annoying sigh coming from the person beside him. It's been ten minutes since he can feel you twisting and turning, one more and he's sure to push you off the bed. “Seriously, kitten, what's wrong with you?” You turned to your husband, brows scrunched up as you twiddle your fingers, this feels oddly familiar. “Kitten, just tell me what you want. This is the first time I sleep early so please tell me now.” He waited for you to answer him, patiently, even if he's losing his sense of rationality because of his lack of sleep. He waited, and waited, each time you open your mouth and close it after– like you're fearing to tell him, like you're scared that you're requesting something mundane. “Kitten” he calls out to you, strictly. whatever fear you have doubles hearing his voice, gulping it down you finally spoke. “Uhm Ken, I know it's 2 in the morning but do you...” wait this is familiar, this happen every night. Oh my god, why does he have to be so dumb, why haven't realize it earlier. That's why you can't stay still! “...do I want to have sex?” “...do you want to go out?” Kenma's eyes widened at your words. You stared at him just the same, taken aback by his own interpretation of your statement. “What!?” you exclaimed. “...You weren't twisting and turning because you're...horny?” “No, the heck, I'm hungry and I want to eat something.” Kenma's mouth formed an ‘o’ shape remembering that you're pregnant and you're having those so-called midnight cravings. “But now that you said that pudding, I want that too. After you buy me my food.”

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