#bear buckethead

[ask-the-bears]

I don't know if you're taking requests anymore, but u really wanted to see buckethead and sam!!

didnt know u were cool like that 🤯

[saintharvest]

buckets or something

[lokischocolatefountain]

Guess

Fandom: Star Wars, The Mandalorian

Pairing: Din Djarin x Reader

Rating: PG13, fluff

Word count:

Summary: A game of guessing goes right in every way for you and Din, your kind of friend, sort of boss.

A/N: Day 1 of my fic advent calendar and my first Din Djarin fic on here! Credits to my friend @lokislittlevalkyrie for co-creating the reader character and for our long conversations about her and Din. Keep checking the advent calendar Masterlist for more fics dropping this month. And leave me a little comment to encourage me to keep the fics going 💜💜💜

“Stop scowling.”

“I’m not scowling,” he lied, trying his best to keep his tone neutral even though he was surprised that she knew he was scowling. Lucky guess, he told himself. But how many lucky guesses could one person have about his facial expressions?

“You so were!” She insisted, sinking further back into the novelty ‘chair’ she bought on their last stop. It was a sphere half filled with tiny soft particles that molded itself to the user’s shape. She slouched on it as she continued watching one of her holodramas, something with a murder or speeders (or both) at the heart of the story.

“I was not.”

“If you say so, Din Can,” she said, using her nickname for him. He chuckled reflexively, unable to control his responses to her. Thankfully, his helmet filtered the sound out, saving him the embarrassment of finding humor in the humiliating nickname. He smiled, glad she didn’t know just how many times she’d made him laugh whether by mocking him or making clever remarks in general.

“I do say so.”

She was beautiful. Taking up the creed meant hiding one’s own face from others. To hide what would serve as the basis of others’ first impression of you so that your valor and your character would serve as your defining features. Vanity was not something he was raised with. Yet he knew beauty when it stared him in the eye and called him Din Can everyday. Or Tin Djarin. Buckethead when he really pissed her off.

Dinny Bear when she was intoxicated.

Blood rushed to his cheek when he thought of the last time she did that. She’d gotten very comfortable around him in the months they’d been crew mates. All her initial jitters and jumpiness around him had gone and been replaced with her stubbornness, strange sense of humour, and a level of confidence she didn’t have with him before.

He had to chase her down to even get her to accept the job he was offering her as a travelling mechanic. He’d never heard of one before. And she was quite frightened of him after the kind of interaction they had at Peli’s shop. But he needed a mechanic on board. With the kid in his hands now, it became hard to juggle a failing ship with hunting bounties and caring for a mischievous kid who waited for the moment he took his eyes off him to cause chaos.

It helped to have a mechanic on board at all times. She was wonderful and came approved by Peli. Over time, she became more than his mechanic. A friend, he would be brave enough to say. If he were braver with women, he would say that he’s caught her sneaking glances at him. That he felt her twinkling eyes rove over his armor every now and then. Sometimes he was confident of it. At others, he convinced himself that his mind was clouded by his desire for her. By his desire for her to desire him too.

The matter of his expressions came up once again later after dinner.

“Stop looking so grumpy.”

“You cannot see my face.”

“Yeah but you look grumpy.”

He grunted, turning away from her to focus on the controls. They were on hyperspeed. There was nothing he needed to do with the controls. But to come face to face with her when she told him exactly what he did underneath his helmet was…too much.

“Heyy! Let’s play a game?” She asked, her voice bubbling with excitement.

“Play with Grogu.”

“He’s asleep. And this is not a game for little potatoes.”

He chuckled softly at the nickname and looked up at her again, awaiting her proposal. “What would that be?” He asked.

“A drinking game.”

“Drinking is a game now?”

“Dank farrik! I missed when you used to be quiet. Just listen to me. I’ll guess what your face looks like under your helmet and if I get it right, you should take a sip of your drink. And if I get it wrong, I take a sip. Let’s do it with the Silver Elixir,” she said, getting up from her seat to fetch the bottle from their liquor cabinet they kept locked to keep away from wandering little womp rats.

She returned with the bottle, two glasses and straws. They’d recently taken to drinking together. She bought him a straw a begged him to join her, using her sweet eyes and her adorable pout to convince him. She said she only had drinks with friends and that drinking alone on the razor crest made her feel lonely.

He gave in to her, just like he gave in to their little green crewmate.

She didn’t need to use a straw, of course. Yet she did. When he asked, she said it was so that he didn’t feel lonely drinking through a straw like a kid. Even in her insults, she managed to be sweet.

“Start guessing,” he said impatiently as she sat next to him and looked intently at their glasses to see if they were filled equally.

“Sure, sure… You have dark hair,” she said, passing his drink to him. “Dark brown.”

“A little too obvious, isn’t it?” He asked, knowing she had definitely seen his hair in the trash after he gave himself haircuts and shaved his facial hair.

“Drink up, old man!” She said, lips wide in a grin as she knew already that she was right.

He snorted, but followed through, taking a sip of the strong liquor. “Alright. Next.”

“You have….big green ears.”

“Wrong,” he huffed, smiling nevertheless at her sense of humour.

“Damn it! I should’ve known they wouldn’t fit inside the helmet,” she said, taking a sip. She was smiling too, and unlike his, it was out in the open and as bright as the stars around them.

“Those were two descriptors. Big and green. Take one more sip,” he argued. He didn’t particularly want to get her drunk, but he liked how adorable she was when intoxicated. One of their drinking sessions ended with her snuggling up to him because she couldn’t find the kid to snuggle like a children’s stuffed animal.

“What? No! It was one guess, so it’s one sip.”

“Again, you guessed the size and color of my ears and they were both wrong. Take a sip.”

She rolled her eyes, but complained, taking another sip. She leaned close and narrowed her eyes at him, as though focusing on his helmet would reveal what was underneath. He smiled unconsciously, taking in the beauty of her from up close. The light in her eyes, the way her eyebrows knit together when she was in deep thought, lips that impressed him with the wittiest remarks… Lips he wanted desperately to pull to his, to devour and make moan his name.

“No moustache.”

“Hmmm….” He hummed, thinking of how he could sort the point for this. He *did* have a moustache, but that was only now. There were times when he shaved it off completely. “It’s complicated. I have a moustache now, but I change it quite frequently. So, half a sip.”

“If I have to take half a sip, so should you.”

“No, I don’t,” he scoffed at her warped logic. Here he was, being nice and giving her some credit even though she was wrong. But she was trying to take advantage of it.

“Yeah you should. If I’m taking half a sip because I was half right and half wrong, you should also take a sip because you’re half right and half wrong.”

“No. That’s not how it works. I have facial hair now, which means you are wrong. I should’ve made you take a full sip, but I decided to make a concession because I am sometimes fully shaven.”

“Dank Farrik! You’re such a lightweight. Just say you can’t handle your liquor and I’ll let you go,” she taunted, a smirk plying at her lips.

“Oh please, I can handle my liquor much better than you can. Here,” he said, drinking the strong undiluted alcohol like it was water in a few big sips. He slammed the glass against the control panel surface and shrugged. “See, I’m good. You are the one who gets drunk after one portion of the Silver Elixir and terrorizes the kid.”

She gasped, as though he made a much bigger accusation. “I don’t terrorize the kid! I just give him extra cuddles and kisses. He enjoys them very much. It’s called affection, Tin Can. Ever heard of it?”

He tilted his head at her in the way that sometimes made her swallow audibly. “So you think that because of my way of life, I have never experienced affection?”

She opened and closed her mouth quickly, as though her mind and lips were in disagreement about whether or not what they were about to say was appropriate. He smiled under his helmet, proud of himself for stumping her. She talked a lot. Since he was a quiet man, everyone else was talkative in comparison. But she was the voice he heard the most as they lived together on the Razor Crest and their other occupant communicated mostly in coos and squeals.

“That’s not what I meant!”

“Say what. Since the drinking thing was already disproportionate anyway because I’m not guessing your features and I can handle my liquor much better than you do….lets change the rules.” He took a deep breath, afraid of the consequences of his words but unable to miss this opportunity. “For each correct guess you make, I’ll give you a kiss.”

“You’re kidding,” she said, scoffing.

“I’m not known for my humor.”

She took a deep breath and looked directly into his eyes, making his heart skip a beat. Kriff, the things she did without even knowing! He thought he could die from the anticipation of hearing her next guess. Would she guess something ridiculous like big green ears to make sure she doesn’t have to kiss him? Or would she make a very obviously correct guess?

“You have…” she trailed in a softer voice, looking at him almost coyly. “…pink lips.”

Not the most obvious guess. Not all humans had pink lips. And he could easily not be human. He didn’t remember telling her he was… But if she was going for something for a higher likelihood of being correct… Kriff he hoped she was. “Do you want me to turn the lights off or blindfold you?” He asked, conveying indirectly that she was right.

“Wh-whaaat? Why?” She sputtered, looking at him with those pretty eyes, vulnerability brimming in her expressions.

Did he get the wrong idea? Maybe her obvious guesses weren’t because she wanted to be right so she could kiss him… Maybe it was just the product of her usual playful nature.

“Because I will have to take my helmet off when I kiss you,” he proceeded to say, even as his heart beat faster with the anxiety of how this could go. They were adults. It it was a misunderstanding, he would simply get over it and do his best to not make it awkward between them. “And you cannot see me.”

“I…” she trailed off before letting out a nervous laugh. “I didn’t think you were serious.”

“Again. Not known for my humor,” he said, letting a smile seep into his words. She was so kriffing adorable, looking all nervous like a blurrg stuck in a doorway. “You don’t have to, of course. I can give you something else. Ten credits, perhaps?”

“What, no. A deal is a deal.”

“Then tell me, my dear mechanic. Lights out or blindfold?”

“Lights out.”

Pity. He was hoping to see her pretty face when he kissed her. Not moving from where he was, he pressed the buttons on the control panel, turning all the lights out. In the pitch black of outer space, he could see nothing. Perfect.

“What can you see?” He asked, just to be sure.

“Nothing,” she said, in her voice so low and soft that it was swallowed up by the darkness. What entity wouldn’t want to swallow up something his pretty mechanic put out? Every word she said, every touch of her fingers against the trees and rocks and flowers. If he were air, he would luxuriate in her scent. If he were water, he would caress her skin and play with her hair as he cleansed her. If he were fire, he would creep into her skin, warm her up when she needed. But he was nothing but man. So, he would have to satisfy himself with a kiss from her lips.

“Are you sure?” She asked as he stepped forward to her.

“I am. Are *you* sure?”

There was silent for a moment before she said, “Yes. Kiss me.”

Needing nothing else, he took his helmet off and placed it carefully on his seat. His heart thudded against his ribs, and his breaths grew labored. And he hadn’t even touched her yet.

In all his years, he had never kissed anyone. It was not part of the culture of his people what with the metal barriers that kept them from it. He remembered the sweet kisses on his forehead and cheeks from before he took the creed. But that was not what his heart desired. He wanted the kind of thing she watched on her holopad, all the holodramas with characters who showed their desire through an intense kiss that left their partner speechless.

He reached forward and found her hand. She gasped softly, the quietness of the ship letting him in on her soft sounds. He caressed up her arm, enjoying the slight tremble of her skin beneath the tips of his fingers. He stopped at her neck and allowed himself to cradle it in his hand. He felt her lean closer and he reciprocated, taking the final step. He tilted his head to his right feeling that she tilted to her right.

As he closed the gap between them, he felt her warm breath on his skin. He swallowed, his lips parting from how nervous he was. What if he was no good? What if he didn’t have good breath? What if he’s such a bad kisser that she— he gasped softly as she pressed her lips against his. In an instant, she quietened the sounds his head. The fast beating of his heart, he realized was now from the effect of proximity to her more than his insecurities.

She placed one hand on his shoulder and wrapped her other arm around his waist. He let out a shaky breath at the intimacy of their contact and let his other hand trail down her back. She pressed herself closer against his beskar clad chest, making him wish he had the forethought to toss that bit of his armor too. He wanted to feel her. Every bit of her that she was offering up to him like she truly believed he was deserving.

Her lips were soft, just as he’d dreamt them to be. He’d never kissed before. It was an act saved for married couples in the covert, as only your spouse could see you with your helmet off. He had married friends who waxed poetry about the magic of kissing. How they felt like nothing and nobody mattered other than your partner. How it turned you into putty in their hands. He thought it was exaggerated… Until now.

He cupped her cheek, her face fitting in his hand and making him feel a new sense of protectiveness towards her. He’d protected her before, sure, but this felt different. This was something to do with a need to be gentle with her. To cherish her and treasure her. She licked his lips and he parted them instinctively, letting her tongue between his lips. He shuddered as her fingers threaded through his hair. He whimpered and pulled her closer to himself in the moment of vulnerability, using her as a crutch to support him. He’d never been touched like that before…

Her fingers explored his hair and he allowed himself to relax in his arms, even letting himself give her comforting caresses of her back. He felt her melt into his arms as their kiss deepened. She tasted of the silver elixir first, but when they were both a little along the way, he began to taste something that was distinctly her. Something sweet, mixing with the fragrance of her citrusy perfume to further dull his senses.

It was soft, but electrifying. He poured his passions into the kiss, exploring her with his tongue and luxuriating in the sweet little whimpers she let out. The technicalities stopped mattering. He was here, holding the girl he’d been pining for, lips connected as the unlikely result of a stupid game. That moment was all that mattered and her sounds of satisfaction told him that he wasn’t doing so bad after all.

She pulled back in a while and they let out the breaths they’d be holding. She let out a laugh and he smiled, comforted by her job. He didn’t even know he’d been holding his breath. He’d forgetting the necessity for breathing as he found her lips.

“You have…a big nose,” she said, confusing him.

“Huh?” He asked, his mind still clouded from her kiss.

“I get another kiss if I’m right, Dim Djarin,” she teased, pointing to his obliviousness when it came to things of this nature.

“Right,” he said, grinning as he kissed her again. He needed to play games with her more often.

[talesofsonicasura]

Herald of Ruin: Return

We're onto part 2 folks for Herald of Ruin. Delving into the Transformers side but also why the au got it's name. Buckle up cause things are gonna get buckwild.

Now in games like Pokemon Sun/Moon and Legends Arceus, a slightly more religious element is intertwined with the Legendaries alongside Lords. Lords are Pokemon said to be blessed by Arceus but also play a pivotal role in the latter game. These unique creatures pick people to serve a special role. Kahuna for Alola while Retainer for Hisui.

In a sense, these people are those Pokemon's Champions. Orion Pax doesn't know that he has been chosen for such a role but not under Primus. Remember how I mentioned the Treasures of Ruin?

Well, Blackbox wasn't the only one he had release. Orion set free ALL of them. Chi-Yu the Ruinous Beads, Chien-Pao the Ruinous Blade and Ting-Lu the Ruinous Vessel. He didn't catch them though as none wanted to join him.

A decision that garner both surprise yet also curiosity. This particular being knew what power they possessed and even captured the Ruinous Tablets. Yet he respect their wish to not follow his whim? No one has ever genuinely done such an act.

The remaining three Treasures decided to follow Orion and Roc from a distance. All to observe the archivist to truly understand his character. It leads to the trio to deem Orion Pax as their champion.

They weren't the only ones to have an eye on him. By sheer accident, Orion had garner the intrigue of the Djinn Pokemon Hoopa. The Mythical stumble upon the two travelers and began to watch them with sheer curiosity.

Hoopa planned to whisk away an asleep Orion to its pocket dimension like everything that garner its interest. Things don't go to plan when the remaining three Treasures decide to approach the mech at the same time. It leads to a clash between all four Pokemon.

Orion nor Roc barely had any time to react when Hoopa warped the archivist to a random location with it's rings. Where to? Jasper Nevada. Yup Earth back in his universe specifically between Con Job and Convoy. Of course he doesn't know that. The only companions the archivist are his Pokemon at the moment.

Orion sends out Vos to scout the wasteland and what he found will shake him to his core. An offline Vehicon drone, an actual Cybertronian. Orion manages to get them back online and the bot introduces himself as Steve.

Just like the archivist, his memories are a bit skewed since the processor took some damage. How? Well Steve thinks he's a NAIL(non aligned bot) who been a Decepticon war prisoner. It's technically not a lie when you consider how Buckethead treats his soldiers.

Thus Orion Pax learned what had happen while he been gone. A massive civil war that expand across the cosmos, his planet now dead but also any possible way to recover all those lost memories is impossible. Something both these factions have brought here.

Orion felt ill upon hearing all of it that he needed some time halfway through the explanation to process the info before Steve could continue. Impact would've been worse if it weren't for his memory problem. At the start, the two try to get their bearings. Basically assess the situation and where to go from there.

Both bots stay together as their chances would be better(Orion also missed seeing another one of his (near extinct) species.) It doesn't take long for the war to find them. Throughout this point onward, Orion's group is neutral.

Not aligned with either Autobots or Decepticons. Orion just wants to find answers and choose his own path. His goal later changes when it becomes apparent that he wasn't the only one who ended up here. The other three Treasures of Ruin and Hoopa were following close behind.

Now Orion must catch all four Pokemon before they wrought ruin on Earth. That means hacking into the Pokeball capture limit as he can't get away with it here like with Crimson. I will say Hoopa is gonna cause trouble for everyone while it's free.

Steve follows the archivist at first out of survival. He remembers every time he gone offline and it is a traumatizing experience to put it lightly. Although their partnership does evolve into genuine friendship to Endura Amica. Endura Amica can be considered brotherhood or closest friends in simple terms.

I ain't leaving Roc behind either. Although it's gonna take some time for him to reach Orion as not only does he need help from a Pokemon who can travel dimensions but also pinpoint the location. Think needle in a massive haystack.

Now our heroes will be major points of interest to three particular groups. The Autobots, Decepticons and MECH. Latter is gonna be a much bigger threat as Airachnid will have more involvement with said organization. Steadily twisting it into something of her preference.

Now you guys are probably wondering, if Orion Pax and Optimus Prime are the same person, then whose leading the Autobots? It's still Optimus. To wield the Matrix of Leadership, any detrimental impurities in a potential Prime must be purged. One individual has now become two with the other half casted away.

You can say the Orion Pax three parter and how alien the Matrix of Leadership is spurred on the idea. Our archivist not gonna have a good time meeting Optimus Prime. Someone might get punched in the face with this exchange. It definitely sucks because Team Prime is the ones who find Orion's group first.

They don't stay for long when it became clear the Autobots wanted their help in this war. Something the archivist quickly refuses as he wouldn't dare bring his companions into such madness. Orion's groups leave the Autobot base through the ground bridge when no one is looking.

The bots will try to find them but some under different reasons than to keep a watchful eye. Ratchet wants to understand what the Pits is going on. If the young mech really was Orion Pax then who exactly been leading them? Did the Matrix toss out his spark and let someone else take control?

Optimus Prime just wants answers. He had no complete memories of his previous life as Orion Pax. Only fragments that never felt like his own. To encounter this smaller doppelganger meant a lot more been involved in him becoming Prime. And the Matrix of Leadership seems burn around this Blackbox. Why did it feel so much like rage?

Jack(mostly him), Miko and Raf are on the curious side. They want to know more about this younger version of the Autobot Leader. What's the connection between them? And those strange creatures Orion carries around with him.

It takes much longer to leave when the archivist's group comes across the Decepticons. Megatron already held suspicion about his former friend and close brother. Orion Pax sent that mindset into overdrive.

This is the archivist he knew but one who didn't align with the late High Council. An Orion Pax whose optics were truly open and experienced actual freedom. Someone who was once a memory that now shone even brighter than before.

Megatron refuses to let Orion Pax go. If he doesn't want to participate in the war then the Decepticon leader will accept that. The archivist is meant to become a bird inside a gilded cage either way. By his side as the warlord brings the universe to it's knees.

Orion's companions will have temporary safety as Megatron could use them to keep the young mech in place if need be. You can bet a certain Mythical didn't like that idea with the other three Legendaries soon agreeing. Orion is also Starscream's biggest chance to get rid of Megatron.

An actual weakness that he can exploit after so long. Though the second in command will have to tread carefully around Orion's Pokemon. It's more than just them that'll interfere with the seeker's grand scheme.

Shockwave alongside the Predacons will make an earlier appearance. Especially considering the Pokemon now in their universe are not to be tricked with. There is guaranteed Cybertronian vs Pocket Monsters conflict.

Whether it's Orion's team who have gone toe to toe against Legendaries like the Treasures of Ruin. Or those very Pokemon and Hoopa known for power so incredible that they can be considered gods. Megatron is gonna have some real competition for sure.

For Rescue Bots, I have some ideas on how things can play out there. It does involve ground bridge hijacking and the group hiding out in Griffin Rock. Things are definitely untouched by the massive war there than back on the mainland.

Orion's group would fit in when you consider all the shit that happens at Griffin Rock. Plus Team Rescue Bots can understand their entire situation better. Perfect for a break, self reflection and a potential clash with one of the Ruinous Treasures.

No one is gonna get too comfy as serious shit will go down in Griffin Rock. Better hope it isn't a literal beady eyed flaming goldfish with flames hot enough to turn sand and rock into a lava swimming pool. Oh can't forget the possibility of accidentally running into Optimus or Bumblebee there.

The field has been now sent. Champions to the divine who were cut from the same cloth are finally in play. One blessed with ancient leadership through a god of life now forgotten. The other sought out by living ruinous forces and an all powerful djinn's greed.

Question is will Orion truly be a herald of ruin? Or can he master the trials before him to prevent untold destruction? The actions he take and the bonds he shares with others shall help determine such fate.

I hope I was able to properly convey the AU here. Compiling both parts together would have been way too long in my opinion. Plus I wanted to mess around with the NAIL/Neutral idea than just Orion Pax as there will be more of these unused elements in other writing.

That's it for now! Until next folks, I'll see you at the crossroads in Paldea. Transform and roll out! Here's the Pokemon mentioned in order.

[sonicasura]

Ace is also in the Shadow Siege Arc🤯

How do the Strawhats who met him take to seeing him again after he died?

How does Ace react to not only being in the Shadow Zone, seeing Whitebeard again, but finding out about the TFP world and the Cybertronians.

(I think Team Prime would find his Flame ability so amazing 🔥 Also Smokescreen and him would get along great!)

Let's start with Ace first.

He woke up in the Shadowzone just a week after Night's creation. Ace was obviously disoriented especially when he came across the Living Shadow who resembles his brother and later Whitebeard. Like with Luffy, he took the older sibling role albeit without the giant rough start.

Now Ace's powers are a bit different. His flames are no longer from the Flame Flame Fruit but a byproduct of the Shadowzone. They are a burning black in color with minor silver whisps. Ace dubbed them Shadowfire. Now these flames don't just burn but sap a target's energy.

Ace was definitely surprised when he met Cliffjumper and Skyquake but it just became a new normal for him. You are right about Fire Fist getting along with Smokescreen although the bot had to slip through a shadow portal on accident for the meeting to happen. Ace goes big brother mode on the young bot.

Now Whitebeard alongside his students travel the Shadowzone looking for a place to call home. If they find anyone else there, then the five would bring them along. The place been peaceful until the Shadow Siege occurs.

The location where our cast were supposed to meet up with his students had been the place they all met and set this very goal. A sentimental place if you will. Even the Shadowzone has it's own beauty being the massive tree bearing glowing white petals that can be found in this spot.

The Strawhat crew were immediately shocked upon seeing Ace. Both factions(Megatron begrudgingly allow the meeting despite wounded pride) had their own surprise seeing Cliffjumper and Skyquake too. Buckethead was obviously mad when the latter want nothing to do with him.

Although Megatron had to step back as Ace's shadowfire made sure the Decepticon Leader couldn't get too close. Fire Fist abilities' definitely garner a lot of interest and amazement. Other than just Miko, Wheeljack found Ace's fire incredible. Knockout loved it as the shadowfire was a perfect mix between beautiful and ominous.

Now this meeting was a very serious affair. The issue is much larger than they think. And thus a challenge was enacted. Both factions against Whitebeard's students.

[hermitcatlongposts]

Sprite Animations

Hello! I'm here to talk about my sprite animations in my upcoming touhou-clone game.

This was even more overwhelming than portrait artworks. Because to animate is to draw even more when just drawing once overwhelms me. But here I am at the end of it.

Let's start from the easiest to hardest.

Bellhead Monk was a smooth sailing because since long ago I always knew that all I needed was to just extend his arms and reverse. His main theme of attack is about expansion and shrinkage.

Here's all 3 frames. I love how I briskly redrew the gray fur piece to deform instead of going the lazy route and just move only the arms and call it a day. I'm always afraid of sounding like a self-lusting narcissist, but it is very unexpected; the way even the smallest things I do as an artist make me feel proud of myself. Maybe I shouldn't be concerned about projecting the perfect humble gentleman image. Maybe creating art to make yourself happy is the point of life. Sorry, I got sidetracked.

Next one is Buckethead Knight. He's harder but only because I shot myself in the foot by drawing the first frame without coming up with the animation idea. If I did know motion he would perform, I would've put the sword and the shield on a separate layer from the rest so I wouldn't have to awkwardly erase and redraw things.

oh now that I look at it straight like this, it looks like a death animation, doesn't it. Well, he will anyways, tough luck.

I cannot remember the reason why I put these two in one gif. They're not duo boss. For Flaskhead Alchemist and Lamphead Scientist I felt curious about utilizing particle effects and keep the actual animation frames as simple as I can because I'm suffering from skill issues.

But even with that being said, this one's a bit of a step up because it's one more frame than previous two character.

The spinning staff is separate sprite because it still spins on while the body animation stops at the last frame.

Now, I could try the similar thing as Buckethead Knight and make a slashing (more like just swinging around) animation with only his one arm moving. But the time inevitably comes where I have to cut the "lazy and smart, haha" bullshit off. He moves all parts of his body so it's time to draw every frames from scratch. Ok, forget my big talk. I was joking. I'm still a piece of garbage. Due to the absolute requirement of outline thickness consistency, all these sprites are first drawn in 512x512 pixel canvas and then shrunk down to 128px inside the game engine for pixel per unit to camera size technical yada yada. But his long sword, or rather a bamboo stick couldn't fit inside the 512px canvas. What I should've done is to simply resize the canvas to 1024px and draw in the sword. But I was stupid and drew the sword in separate file and now it's kinda awkward relationship which slightly stops me from uploading his full resolution frames. But it doesn't really matter, you're only gonna see a very small 128px version in the game anyways. So here's a bunch of screenshots of the frames seen from the engine:

And 3 frames of physics:

Tho I didn't have the hutzpa to do it on the lower part.

But can I gush a bit about the base frame. My expectations are constantly at absolute lowest and I always get happy when it actually turns out great. (subjective) I really hope it stays this way forever. God I hope it won't be the case in the future where after I practice art seriously it gets reversed and I always have too high expectations and live in a constant state of disappointment and hatred.

Thank you so much for bearing with me while I take on this overwhelming challenge. I'll go now and do less overwhelming but even more bulky task to the finish line. Until then, cheers!

[getallemeralds]

doip. / 6.23.22

Folks, It Has Been Over Half A Year but dragon of icespire peak continues!

hey remember doip? yeah that's still happening

story so far: we're traveling around and rallying people back to town because a white dragon is sieging the area! we fought a manticore, survived the gnomish pita cutter, stole some barrel crabs, efficiently cleared out a dwarven excavation site, solved a pillar puzzle, escorted don jon raskin to were-rats and then just kinda left him there, stole a bell, and then wandered off to neverwinter instead of actually doing anything about the dragon. also found an orc hiding in a closet with a bucket on his head on the way, solved a totem puzzle, and oh god neverwinter isnt in the module jorb im so sorry LMAO

ended up talking abt sonic origins w jorb while nyx was afk. god i wish it was out when i was doing marathonic

I CAN POST IN CHAT AS THE BARREL CRAB?? nyx: does the barrel crab notice? jorb: the barrel crab does not notice because it is in phandalin

UH OH THE DRAGON IS HERE. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

OH GOD IT'S CRYOVAIN LMAO

alidaar ducks behind cover, takes aim with his crossbow, aaaaand misses. whoops leo: im gonna save [my action surge] for when things get more dicey nyx: this entire situation is just a sack of dice.

CRYOVAIN FLYING IN FOR A BREATH ATTACK leo: the good news is i have cold resistance, so that's good nyx: the bad news is-- leo: --there's people behind me.

NAT 20 CON SAVE LET'S GO ALIDAAR TANKS THE HIT ali uses his fire runes and natural resistance to tank the hit! and basically just has a bit of frost on him alidaar: i give cryovain a shit-eating grin.

nameless goes bear mode jorb: ..ARE YOU GONNA GET OFF THE CART BEFORE YOU DO THAT? oh my god nameless just fucking Launched at cryovain ..and then got knocked off bc of a nat1. lmao whoops nyx: you know those pictures of bears just sitting there like a human person?

OUR CART IS GOING TO FALL INTO THE FUCKING RIVER

ali runs up and dual wields at cryovain! silvered battleaxe gets a nat20 but warhammer goes doip jorb: alright let's see if the breath weapons recharges leo: UH OH! (it didnt)

NAMELESS TAKES 20 PIERCING DAMAGE AND 8 COLD DAMAGE. UH OH LMAO MAX DAMAGE

"can i ask you to make a wisdom saving throw for me please?" nyx and leo: OH NO oh god nameless failed so nameless freaked out over the bell river situation and disengaged to focus on that instead. which leaves alidaar right up in the dragon's face. uh oh uh oh uh oh

VINCENT NOOOOOO THIS FUCKING OX IS TAKING OUR SHIIIIIIIIT THE BELL!! IS IN THE RIVER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

THIS ENCOUNTER IS SO SCUFFED alidaar fucking books it to try and salvage the bell but is out of actions once he's by the river bc of a dash. cryovain now ALSO wants the bell bc shiny. everything is going tits up YES OMG CRYOVAIN TOOK ENOUGH DAMAGE TO LEAVE WITHOUT THE BELL. THAT'S A VICTORY, LADS

So The Bell Is In The River nyx: what do i DO leo: uhhh check your pack?? that's what i'm doing nyx: I Am Currently A Bear leo: oh. you are currently a bear.

nyx: every day. every day i suffer.

BELL RETRIEVED how many people and also a bear does it take to get a cart out of the water? The Answer May Surprise You

alidaar chats up a couple guards! apparently good ol buckethead scampered to neverwinter seeking safety and got captured, so the guards offered for us to interrogate him ..and also recommended that, seeing as alidaar is a fightboy, he go check out the gladiator arena! and ali's just like Haha Yeah Sounds Good (I Will Not Go There) alidaar: [annoyed] fucking neverwinter

everyone promptly gets distracted googling what binturongs sound like (they sound like angry cats)

WELCOME TO NEVERWINTER holy fuck we did it

note to self: remember tiber exists and that we need to get him before we leave i swear to god

Alidaar Is Now The Party Leader dear god. this is a trainwreck somehow manages to finagle his way into getting a room and meals at an inn without embarrassing himself too hard. also managed to roll like 2 nat 20s. how the fuck. TIME TO GET RID OF THIS FUCKING BELL let's go to the jeweler's guild! woO!! alidaar and nameless promptly have a tussle because Nameless Loves Bell. which results in alidaar holding a very angry binturong over his head while casually talking to the guildmaster. guildmaster was not impressed.

got an hour to kill while the bell is assessed, let's go interview buckethead! interrogate. let's go interrogate buckethead. we are now interviewing buckethead for the job of "staying alive"

some guy showed up to tell us about a new shop! Nameless Disliked That. meanwhile, alidaar has nameless on his head bad cop, bad cop, and binturong alidaar interrogates buckethead with a binturong on his head

buckethead's info: there's a rumor that there's some barrow southeast of neverwinter that's got a dragonslaying sword. also cryovain probably hates us and like [alidaar voice] Good HIS NAME IS BUCK buck im so sorry about your life alidaar fucking cackling at buck. buck i am SO sorry ilu

^ alidaar at nameless

ding, bell's done! 2500 gold! holy fuck! or 200 plat and 500 gold

alidaar, staring into the bag of money at nameless who has crawled into it: can you please be normal

shopping trip! aka time to buy things for the Literal Animal riding alidaar around scimitar: 25 gp / studded leather: 45 gp / boots of the winterlands: 100 gp / 20 crossbow bolts: 20 gp new boot goofin! (all of that except for the bolts was for nameless lmao. alidaar's good) (update: after the session we went back and got alidaar some splint armor bc it turns out he Can get an upgrade that isnt 1.5k gp)

nameless attuned to the boots! New Boot Goofin also nameless has been having external impulses to cling to gold. this is definitely because of the amulet they stole. this is normal nameless also has a binturong tail in halfling form! and beans.

alidaar thinks nameless is "like, twelve"

got a gilded acorn! nameless can now Summon Beasts also got some healing potions, a scroll of comprehend languages, and a scroll of remove curse! ali also got some smith's tools bc why not. proficiency.

time to check out the sus shop! the Shop of Secrets! contains: cloak of billowing, Infinite Mayo Hack (alchemy jug), gloves of thievery, dust of disappearance, ring of weaving (which gave ali the strong impression that he'd be better at underwater basket weaving), bag of holding which is now putting the fear of god into us OH NO THINGS ARE GOING WRONG IT JUST ATE NAMELESS oh my god it was a bag of devouring. lol. lmao IS THAT A FUCKING DECK OF MANY THINGS oh lmao it's just a 13-card tarot deck. jorb scared the shit out of me

(LOOK, AFTER THE BAG OF DEVOURING, MY PARANOIA WS RAMPING UP)

got the gloves of thievery (which are Always Invisible) and the dust of disappearance (one use)!

It's Been A Day. back to the inn

nyx's necklace is SO cursed jorb: in the module it is not cursed leo and nyx: YOU DID THIS

plans for next session: We Forgot To Turn In Our Quests In Phandolin

[hedgewyse]

Thank you for the tag @hilema :)

"put any playlist on shuffle and list the first ten tunes"

I just used my 'liked songs'

Bring me the Night - Sam Tsui, Kina Grannis

idfc - Black Bear

E.T. - Katy Perry

Wish you were Sober - Conan Gray

I'm gonna show you crazy - Bebe Rexha

Skinny love - Birdy

House of the rising sun - The animals

The sky is heavy - Buckethead

Enjoy the silence - Lacuna Coil

Bitch - Meredith Brooks

feeling overwhelm so just tagging anyone whose username begins with m or v

[friskdistrollerroblox]

─: : ❝BEAR alpha "aesthetic" (¿ Icons + background ⁺˖`࿔

Art by: @cranberry-farmer (go support them!)

icons + edit by: @friskdistrollerroblox (me)

[alinan033]

Im back, but a little inactive <:(

Have two doodles of Buckethead x Sam, because is perfect

[rjzimmerman]

Rangers tranquilized a bear cub to free him from a plastic jar. Maryland Department of Natural Resources - Wildlife & Heritage Service

Excerpt:

A Maryland bear cub got himself into a sticky situation over the weekend.

The 100-pound male bear earned himself the nickname "Buckethead" when he got his head stuck in a plastic jar in search of a tasty snack, BBC News reported.

Luckily, the Maryland Department of Human Resources - Wildlife & Heritage Service was able to help him out. After a three-day search, rangers located the cub, tranquilized him and removed the offending jar Saturday night, the service wrote on their Facebook page.

The cub was then immediately returned to the woods and reunited with his mother and one sibling, the service said.

The rangers said they did not know what the jar contained, only that "it smelled good," the Huffington Post reported.

"We think it was one that had pretzels or cheese balls in it, by the shape anyway," the department wrote on Facebook, according to the Huffington Post.

[ask-the-bears]

[saintharvest]

ok so like

[swampgallows]

1. What song would you rec to someone to get them into house?

2. Treasured Blorbo

3. Favorite dinosaur?🦕

1. UMM house is a HUGE genre that spans so many different decades and sounds and truthfully i dont know a whole lot about it LMAO like when it comes to jackin house or deep house (whatever that means anymore, it's changed so much). i think the go-to is Frankie Knuckles — Your Love. (RIP :( ) a smooth sensual classic that defines "deep" house, and to this day remains a mindblowing tune that'll stop you in your tracks if youre not primed for it. for chicago house, i get The Bucketheads — The Bomb stuck in my head all the time (yes, it is almost fifteen minutes long). and a post about house is not complete with the manifesto in Fingers Inc. — Can You Feel It? (Jack had a Groove)

on the party side of things, my staple is Hithouse — Jack to the Sound of the Underground for all its crazy samples and the intermediary between hip hop/freestyle and what would become rave. i know when WAP came out i was redirecting kids toward the roots of the sample (and ten years prior i had to cite that rihanna was sampling human resource — dominator in her track "cake"; most certainly not the other way around, as she and i were both toddlers when dominator dropped!) anyway i digress, another favorite of mine is Nightcrawlers — Push the Feeling On: more chill than the previous track but i imagine this is what made em groovers before they were ravers. Mo Better Grooves makes for mo better raves...!

a mix i like to bump is DJ Dan — Jolly House Jams, the toast & jelly side has a bunch of classics on it (some even familiar to "the masses", like snap! — rhythm is a dancer and donna summer — i feel love), so thats a fun place to start. i also listen to this 1989 - 1993 Statenhal mix A LOT. for the early 90s u.s. hard house sound, poogie bear and bad boy bill are good. i personally prefer uk hard house when it comes to "stupid house" but a couple of tracks pop off for sure... LOL

okay okay one more for good measure... Congo — The Boss. bro oh my GOD. pretty much anything on Strictly Rhythm guarantees a good time but this one hits the tribal house sound just right. my unofficial song for El Jefe :) i prefer the D Max mix but i linked the Tunnel mix because it starts you right off with the pianos...and what's house without pianos?

oh my god im sorry but i have to sneak in some gay disco house... Phats & Small — Turn Around and Junior Jack — My Feeling. honestly this is probably the sound most people think of when they think of ‘house music’ or “oonts oonts [gay] club music”, but you can hear the difference between the early and late 90s house.

SORRY I LINKED A BUNCH but you can check my house tag and this great list of deep house classics by defunct tumblr user 2thadeep for more!

2. listen. he is simply a guy

3. oh my god i was never a dinosaur kid despite all the propaganda of being a child in the 90s. probably velociraptors though. or that spitting one that fucks with newman in jurassic park

[fandom-blackhole]

Can you make a nsfw alphabet for any of the bucketheads?

Omfg this took me way longer than I thought, but here it is. I hope you all enjoy it...

DIN, BOBA, PAZ

NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act) 

Din: As much as I love Din, I think it depends on what his day was like. If he's had a rough day, that resulted in him just plowing into you then aftercare is more or less just gonna be a very sleep cuddle session. But, if its been an okay day with some fucking or love making, and he has the energy too, then he'll take care of you. Getting up to clean the both of you off, cleaning up the bed if need be, before cuddling and holding you close. 

Boba: Oh man, this man lives to take care of you. He's not soft often, but after he's all but demolished you he loves to just softly clean up and give you soft kisses wherever he had been especially rough with you that night. And if he lays back down and pulls you onto his chest for cuddles, well we don't talk about that, we just enjoy it. 

Paz: Oh maker, Paz is the KING of aftercare. He loves being able to take care of you in anyway that he can. So after a good round of fucking or love making he'll cuddle and, if he can, kiss you until you are all but asleep. Then he'll slowly get up and get a warm washcloth and clean the both of you thoroughly, even going as far as grabbing some water and setting it nearby for when you wake up. Then he'll join you again cuddling up to you like the big teddy bear that he is. 

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers) 

Din: His favorite body part on himself is his chest. He’s not a very vain person, if at all. If anything he’s probably a little self conscious because he is one of the smaller mandalorians in the covert, but he’s always been proud of his chest. It’s the least scarred spot on his body, and even though he doesn’t have a six pack but he’s nice and lean and has a tapered waist. He also really likes the nice trail of dark brown hair that he has on his stomach leading down to his pants. 

His favorite body part on his partner is their thighs, as I have talked about in the past. Din just really loves the pillowy flesh there. He loves to grab at them and squeeze them. He loves when you wrap them around his waist as he’s thrusting into you, or when you squeeze his head with them as he’s eating you out. He loves marking them up with bruises and hickies and see that his marks all over your thighs. 

Boba: His favorite body part on his own body is his cock. Literally he doesn’t even have to think twice about the answer for this one. He thinks its the perfect mix of length and thickness that gives give partner the perfect amount of stretch and pleasure. This man also absolutely gets off to his partner praising his cock. 

Boba’s favorite body part on his partner is their neck. He loves biting and sucking at it, just absoluetly marking you up to the point that you can’t hide it, so everyone knows who you belong too. He also loves when you let him wrap his hand around your throat, whether just loosely or actually squeezing, he doesn’t care.

Paz: He absolutely loves his thighs and legs. He loves how strong and thick they are. JUst all muscle that allows him to squat and lift things that most people can’t. He very much likes kicking and using his legs when he’s sparing, using them to knock his sparing partner of kilter. He also loves that his strong thighs allow him to thrust up into you harder and more powerfully in the way he knows you like.

Paz’s favorite body part on his partner is their hips, no questions asked. He absolutely loves gripping them as he pounds into them from any position, whether it be missionary, doggy, or when you are riding him. He loves seeing his fingerprints left behind after a round, or two, of lovemaking. They also drive his brain to short circuit when he thinks about how good those hips will look carrying his children around, both during and after pregnancy. 

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it) 

Din: He slightly more than the average person does. He doesn’t cum a ton, but it’s also not an average amount, you know? As for where he likes to cum, his favorite places are down your throat with your nose buried in his curls, he likes decorating your back with his cum when he’s taking you from behind, and lastly deep inside of you after just burying himself as deep as possible. 

Boba: He cums A L O T. Like so much that you are still shocked everytime just how much comes out of him when he finally spills over. Boba’s favorite places to cum are in your mouth with his tip just barely past your lips, he likes cumming all over your face and tongue, and lastly and his favorite place, is after he’s just pulled out of you and all over your fluttering sensitive hole and thighs. 

Paz: He also cums alot more than what you would expect to be possible. Paz’s favorite places to cum are on your chest after you just gave him a blowjob, he likes watching your chest go up and down while you are trying to couch your breath, he also likes covering you thighs, seeing as they are his favorite body part of yours, and lastly, he would love cumming as deep inside of you as possible. 

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory) 

Din: He really, really wants  to fuck you in the ass. Just something about squeezing his cock into that tight little hole has him hard almost instantly. He just wants to have you in any way that he can and your ass is just one of those things that has him all but drooling to get to touch, If you ever even ask his to stick a finger in there he would think he’d died and gone to heaven. 

Boba: He dreams of fucking you on the throne in front of everyone. Just stripping you down to nothing and only pulling his cock out of his pants before thrusting up into you. He wants to hold you by your thighs keeping them wide open for everyone to seeing, with your back on his chest, and he just rails into your tight wet perfect hole.

Paz: He gets really turned on by just the thought of skull fucking you. Like he knows he pretty well endowed, and it takes a lot to just give him a regular blow job. But the thought of holding you head and just pounding into your throat over and over is just too much for him. He of course never brings it up because he's scared to hurt you and he tells you that you don't need to even give him a regular blow job if you're not comfortable. He doesn't want to push you, but fuck does that image haunt his dreams.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing) 

Din: He has some experience, but not alot at all. He’s been with a handful of people, most of them just quick one night stands. So with you he fumbles a bit, but once he gets going he and he memorizes your body he will pleasure you in a way no one has before. 

Boba: This man F U C K S. I think we can all agree on that. He’s never really stayed with the same person for long until it comes to you, though. But, as soon as the two of you start being intimate he just wrecks you, knowing how to play all the right cards, and press all the right buttons. 

Paz: He doesn’t have ton of experience either, but he has a little bit more than Din. Like Paz never has really found anyone he’s wanted to be with, but the man has a T O N of pent up energy, so before he met you he would occasionally find a one night stand, usually taking care of his needs, and making sure to please his partner before he would leave. So by the time he gets with you he has picked up enough to really know what he likes and how to get his partner where they want to be.

F= Favorite position 

Din: He absolutely loves when you ride him, especially if it is in his pilot chair.

Boba: He loves to bend you over just any surface he can, a table, a counter, the bed, the sink in the refresher, everything….

Paz: He lives to hold you against a wall or just in his arms, and pound up into you. 

G= Goofy (how serious are they) 

Din: I would say that Din is on the more serious side. If something happens you both will just laugh about it, but for the most part Din is focused and just wants to pleasure you.

Boba: He may chuckle here and there at the beginning during the first part of foreplay, but as soon as he starts to really get going this man is serious. He has a job to do and that is to take care of his little one, and there isn’t anything that is going to get in the way or distract him from that.

Paz: With Paz it definitely depends, more often than not he will crack a joke here and there. He is more relaxed with you, so when you both are in the throws of passion he does occasionally throw out a cheesy joke, loving the way you smile or giggle. But there are some nights, where he’s just had a rough day and all he wants to do is pound into you and hear your moaning and nothing else.

H= Hair (grooming habits) 

Din: He keeps himself trimmed, more out of comfort than anything else. With all of the armor and the heavy flight suit he wears he has found that it is just more comfortable for him to keep things trimmed and short down there to prevent sweating too much or chaffing. 

Boba: Before the pit Boba was much like Din, he kept everything nice and trimmed, but after the pit and he lost most of his hair he just starts shaving it all off, not seeing the point in keeping it and it is just easier for him to do that instead.

Paz: He definitely occasionally trims everything down, but I think Paz is a hairy person in general so most of the time he just leaves it, knowing that everytime he tries it just grows back quickly. But for you he does try with these things because he wants to be his best for you.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty) 

Din: He can swing either way. It all honestly depends on his moods. I don’t think Din is one to seek you out for sex often, purely when emotions or tensions are high. If it is after a particularly rough hunt, and he’s stressed and pent up he’s more likely to be rougher and talker dirtier. But most of the time he is softer and not necessarily dirty, but he still has a dirty mouth during sex no matter what. He doesn’t talk much, but during sex he does tend to run his mouth.

Boba: This man is the definition of rough and dirty. Out of bed he may be romantic, but as soon as the two of you are in the bedroom, well he’s just using you anyway he wants too, calling you dirty names, teasing you, saying the dirtiest things imaginable, just anything and everything. The sweetest thing he does in the bedroom is call you princess or little one. 

Paz: He is a mix of both. Paz is a romantic at heart but he also has a rough side to him that only ever really shows when the two of you are in bed together. When you are together he worships you and your body because he just loves you so fucking much. He always starts softly and saying romantic and sweet nothings, but as the two of you move further and further into the throws of passion he will start being rougher, and saying dirty things, but they all still have a romantic edge, if that makes sense?

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often) 

Din: He, before you, only every masturbated out of necessity, only doing it to get rid of the problem, or just to release a pentt of built up tension. After he meets you though he finds himself needing to take care of the problem more often, not being able to get you out of his head. Once the two of you are together he comes to you when he can, but if he is away on a hunt, he does like to comm you and have you talk to him and just have comm sex.

Boba: He was never one to really just take care of the problem himself. He has always had women willing to help him out, so whenever he has the need he would just go and find someone and pull them off to a room or closet or whatever. But once he meets you, well, he just seeks you out. It doesn’t matter that this man is older, he still has the stamina he had in his youth, so you just have to learn to go along with him whenever he comes to find you.

Paz: He is someone who is known to indulge himself. Paz has always takes his time with himself. He knows what he likes and he always goes the whole nine yards everytime. Once he meets you that doesn’t change at all, if anything he ends up touching himself more often because he just can’t stop thinking about you. He always feels slightly guilty, but the minute he sees you again he just wants to pull you into the closest room. Then once the two of you are together he finds a hard time keeping his hands to himself, though if you ever were to suggest some mutual masterbation, or just to watch him, he might combust. 

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual) 

Din: Breeding kink but we all been know about this, he loves being a father to his little foundling and the thought of putting a kid into you just kills him. Slight pain kink, I'm not really sure how to explain this one other than, like he got hurt and after you patch him up, he's so wound up because of the injury he just fucks you senseless, something about turning pain into pleasure turn him on. 

Boba: Innocence kink, this man has a huuugggeee innocencekink, he just wants to corrupt you any way possible. Exhibition kink,  Boba loves the idea of fucking you on the throne in front of everyone,, or fuckinv you somewhere where someone could walk in at any moment. Period kink, listen,  I don't know what it is, but this man L O V E S when your body is extra sensitive, and loves fingering you and seeing the blood on his fingers.

Paz: BREEDING KINK, Paz wants a family so fucking badly, he talks nonstop about filling you up and just breeding you. Pregnancy kink, the breeding kink leads up to this, but once, if, Paz knocks you up he will try and make love and fuck you everyday,, loving the way your breasts and belly swell all for his child that is nestled inside of you. Bondage kink, he absolutely loves seeing you tied up for him, helpless but to take what he gives you, but also just seeing the knots and rope all over your body is one of the prettiest image he can image.

L= Location (where they like to get it on) 

Din: He is kind of old school, and likes to have his way with you in bed most of the time. Buuttt, that being said, there isn't a spot on the Razor Crest where you both haven't gotten it on. Din comes back from hunting and just can't hold back sometimes long enough to make to his bed, so in the end a wall or crate has to make do.

Boba: Anywhere, this man will fuck you any where he pleases. The hallway? Been there done that. The refresher? Of fucking course. The throne? Seriously who do you think he is?!?! Boba's bed is his main choice, but like I said, the man likes to just bend you over where ever and when ever.

Paz: This man also really enjoys fucking you just about anywhere. He tends to stick to the bedroom and the bed, unless you ask him otherwise. As I said before though, Paz fucking loves fucking you against the wall while holding you up. He loves anything he can use his strength with. Another of his favorites is against the wall in the shower, you learn quickly that showering with Paz almost always leading to him absolutely railing you into the wall. Paz has also been know to pound you into the floor of training room.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons) 

Din: If you ever wear tight pants around this man he will go nuts. This plays back into how much he just loves your ass. He can and will come up behind you and grope at you ass. Also if you ever just nonchalantly call him yours or say your his he'll go feral. 

Boba: He fucking loves when you wear things that show off you skin. Bonus points if the clothes highlight marks he left behind the night before. Boba also fucking loves when you call him sir or boss. And lingerie he will pounce on you if he ever walks into you bedroom finding you lounging on the bed in some pretty lingerie.

Paz: Paz also likes when you call him sir or alor'ad (captain). Seeing you with children also does Paz in, the younger the better. This man just wants a family and the thought of you with his kid pretty much breaks him. He so gets super turned on the two of you spar or practice shooting, just seeing you all tough and holding your own is like a drug for him.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do) 

Din: Anything that results in your pain. He doesn't like hurting you at all, so causing you pain isn't something he's into.

Boba: There isn't alot that Boba would say no too. But I don't think Boba would be one to share you. You are his and no one else gets the pleasure of touching you.

Paz: Paz also hates the idea of hurting you so he will say no to that as well. He loves and cares for you too much to even think about doing anything that could seriously hurt you.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are) 

Din: Din is vocal during sex. He just lets his guards down and says pretty much anything that comes to mind. Now when you give him head, that vocalness doubles like 10 fold. He tangles his fingers in your hair and just sings praises through moans and grunts. When he finishes he always tends to shove himself completely down your throat and empty himself there.

Now giving oral is one of Din's favorite pass times. I've talked about this in THOTS before, but Din doesn't let himself enjoy tastes and he inhales food quickly so he can get his helmet back on, but when he gives oral, he takes his fucking time. He teases the fuck out of you and will make you cum until you are crying and pushing his face away. And he will try to dive back in asking for just one more.

Boba: This man is rough when he's receiving head. He loves hearing you choke around his cock, and he tends to thrust up into your mouth and throat. Don't even think of teasing him because he will end up returning the favor and then some. The entire time he will praise you and make comments about how pretty you look with his cock in your mouth. Boba likes pulling out until just his head is in your mouth before cumming. Then he tells you to swallow, and praises you for following orders so well.

Now when Boba gives head he teases the ever living fuck out of you. He makes you work for your orgasm, and work you fucking do. He constantly forces you to the very edge before pulling away and saying, 'not yet princess'. He makes you scream and beg for it before he lets you cum, and by then you are crying in frustration, but when he does finally let you cum it is so good that you forget about all the pain and lead up.

Paz: He is super gentle when you are giving him head. This man is terrified of hurting you in anyway. He lets you take the lead and never pushes you too far, always so thankful that you are even doing this for him. The image of your lips wrapped around his cock is something he dreams about, as I previously stated. And if you ever let him thrust up into your mouth even just a little he will cum right then and there. When Paz gets close though he likes to pull out and pump his cock a few times before painting your face and chest with his cum. Then he always scoops it up and presses it into your open mouth with a groan.

Paz is very enthusiastic about giving head. He completely gets off on your pleasure. He very quickly memorizes what makes you tick and he uses that against you. He teases you a bit just to drag it out, but in the end he loves having you cum on his face too much to drag it out that long. He also likes to make you cum multiple times before pulling away. If he is going down on you, he expects you to cum at least twice before he moves on.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed) 

Din: It really depends on the day and what mood he's in. If its been a rough day, he isn't quick per say, but he definitely doesn't take his time. He has a job and some tension to get out. But most of the time Din likes to take his time and savor you, fucking you deep and slow. If he wanted to, he could drag it on for hours.

Boba: Depends on the time and where the two of you are at. Boba doesn't rush no matter what, even if it is a quickie. Boba lives to draw your pleasure out anyway he can. Boba can and will drag things out all night if he can just to watch you scream and beg for him. Boba likes to ride you hard and fast, though he also likes to slow down to an unbearable pace occasionally.

Paz: This man rides you fast and hard. He loves pulling out moans and cries out of you, especially when they sound anything like his name. If he is in the mood he will take his time and slowly pull out of you only to slam back in and do that over and over until you are crying.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard) 

Din: Din definitely isn't much of a fan of quickies. The only time he takes advantage of them is if Grogu is napping and you both don't know when he's going to wake back up. Otherwise he prefers to take his time and enjoy you.

Boba: I have said it before and I will say it again. Boba likes to fuck you anywhere and everywhere, so quickies do happen often. Usually he comes and finds you in between meetings and just ruins you before walking away saying he'll finish up tonight. When he can he will drawn the quickie out as much as possible though, because he does like to watch you squirm.

Paz: This man is horny for you like 25/8. So if he can convince you to let him drag you away for a quickie, he fucking takes full advantage. The two of you have fucked in about every open room in the covert. Paz rides you hard and fast, leaving you dazed and panting. And with Paz loving holding against a wall well quickies usually consist of you in his arms helpless and only only to take what he is giving you.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things) 

Din: Din is definitely the type to try anything once. But he does draw the line at hurting you in any way. But I think we can all agree that he is all for the risks of cumming inside of you.

Boba: This man lives for risks. He loves doing new things with you, though chances are he's already done them with others. I think Boba is also a slight sadist, so take that as you will.

Paz: Paz won't bring up anything unless you do, usually. Hes open to things, but he doesn't want to push you, so he just lets you lead what types of things happen in the bedroom. Like I said your pleasure is his pleasure, so as long as you are satisfied so is he.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts) 

Din: Din usually only lasts for two rounds, but those rounds are dragged out as long as he can take it. Like I said he likes to savor you, and even though he may not last all night, he puts his all into what he can.

Boba: This man will last for as long as he wants. He definitely takes a bit in between rounds because he's not as young as he used to be, but he will drag it out all night if he wants to, going multiple rounds.

Paz: How this man can go for as long as he can is a fucking mystery. Paz is fucking rearing to go 24/7. It doesn't matter if he just came or not, it takes no time for him to be standing at attention, ready to fill you again.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers) 

Din: I believe Din is a switch, and the idea of you using toys on him is some what interesting to him. He doesn't want to go too far, but you teasing him with a vibrator really turns him on. As for you, he much prefers to feel and tease you himself. That being said he's not afraid to use toys on you, he'd just rather not. He likes you to save the toys for when you both are having comm sex and he can watch you use them on yourself.

Boba: He does not like using toys on himself. That being said this man W I L L tease the fuck out of you using any and every toy he can and you let him use. Boba loves teasing you any way possible, and toys is just one of those ways.

Paz: Paz isn't really into toys himself, and doesn't really use them on you either. But, he loves watching you use them on yourself. He loves watching you split yourself open on a dido that is similar in size to his cock as he, fucks his fist.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves) 

Din: Din doesn't really tease per say. He likes to drag things out just to savor things, but he does let you cum as many times as you can, if anything he gets off to making you cum numerous times.

Boba: I have said it over and over, but Boba loves teasing you, he can and will tease you throughout the day just to keep you on edge, before wrecking you as soon as he comes to bed. Boba loves dragging your pleasure out and making you work for it.

Paz: Paz may tease you through words, but like I said your pleasure is his pleasure. So he prefers to just have you absolutely cumming every second he can.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk) 

Din: This man doesn't shut up when you are fucking, quite the opposite of his usual self. He rambles and talks dirty, praising you. He moans and groans and grunts all while egging you on. In the end he gets so lost in pleasure that he just says anything that comes to minds, and sometimes just spouts gibberish.

Boba: Boba isn't loud per say, but he does talk dirty A L O T. He loves saying anything he knows can get a reaction out of you. Talking about everything he wants to do to you, and how good you look while he wrecks you. Boba also makes the hottest grunting noises while he plows into you.

Paz: Paz doesn't talk as much as the other two, mainly only throwing out the occasion curse or praise in basic or mando'a. As for noises he can be quiet or loud, it all just depends. He mainly grunts and growls into your, ear but when he cums he moans as if he has experienced pleasure before right then.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort) 

Din: Din once railed you in the alleyway of a cantina because he got jealous of somebody flirting with you while he was taking care of a bounty. After he finished and came back he knocked the guy out and dragged you to the alley to remind you that you were his girl.

Boba: Boba likes fuckimg you while he is flying. Not cockwarming, full on fucking you, thrusting up into you teasing your clit, the whole nine yards. Especially if he's being chased or in a fight. Something about the thrill just gets him going.

Paz: Paz once made you sit on his hard cock for a full day with out moving. He made you cum numerous times and he told you if you could last all day he would reward you. Somehow you managed to wait all day, though you felt like you were dying towards the end. In the end your reward was a thorough fucking and a trip off planet where Paz took you to a hidden lake, where you both went skinny dipping and he fucked you multiple times again.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants) 

Din: I talked about this a bit before, but Din isn't necessarily huge, but he isn't small either. He's definitely bigger that average in both length and width. His cock also has a slight delicious curve that always helps with hitting your sweet spot perfectly.

Boba: This man is thiiicccckkk. His length is above average, but the thickness of him is what gets you every time. It shocks you over and over how he manages to shove his cock into you and how you can get your mouth around him. His cock is also has quite a bit of veins that stick out and it leans slightly to the left.

Paz: How this man walks around comfortably you will never fucking know. He is long enough that he comfortably can hit your cervix with every thrust and thick enough that you have to get used to the stretch every time. Paz is definitely a handful and a throatful.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level) 

Din: Din yearns for you pretty much anytime he can spare. He works a high stress job and with that honestly comes a higher sex drive. If he could fuck you all day he would, but unfortunately he can't.

Boba: This man is ready to go at the drop of a hat. He always wants to be with you in some way, even if it takes him a few minutes in between rounds, it doesn't mean he isn't ready to go again or keep you ready.He loves you and your body and he loves that you are his.

Paz: Like I said, Paz is ready to go 25/8. He constantly wants to be inside you fucking you until neither of you can walk. This man has one of the biggest sexdrives imaginable that its almost laughable.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after) 

Din: This man never sleeps okay, so give him a break. He manages to stay away long enough to clean you both up and then pull you close before passing out. And the is O K A Y, let the man sleep!

Boba: After, aftercare Boba tends to pull you into his chest and hold you close. He likes to listen to your breathing even out as you drift off, so he tends to just lay there and run his hand along your skin before slowly falling asleep once you do.

Paz: Its a toss up for Paz, he always goes the whole nine yards with aftercare, but after that, well thats up to fate. This man I could be bone tired and he would all but collapse on top of you and pass out with his head nestled on top of your heart. Other times he enjoys getting to hold you close in his arms, and just enjoy the peace before slowly drifting off.

[getallemeralds]

doip. / 9.22.21

i wonder if this is why jorb had warcraft open earliWHY DOES IT GET ALL FUCKED UP WHEN I PASTE IT INTO WORDPAD MAYBE I *SHOULD* JUST DO MY NOTES IN GDOCS maybe it'll be less annoying to format for tumblr

michael is running late because he's allergic to weed (that's not the actual reason but he IS allergic to weed)

google docs is being weird in a DIFFERENT way so perhaps not please. i just want to take notes of funny dragon game

LAST TIME ON DRAGON OF ICESPIRE PEAK:

our heroes escorted donjon raskin to the mine to become the new overseer! unfortunately the mine is full of rats. the rats would fuck off if we cleared out their old base, and we nearly got super owned but somehow managed a comeback!

oh my god jorb like. wrote the recap and didnt practice it with the music. but it was literally timed perfectly????? HOW

alidaar backstory time! which is 1/2 improv bc ive forgotten all of it bc i never wrote it down oops. became a gladiator at a young age, basically grew up as one and became a popular fighter + started adventuring bc he gets to just wander around and break bones. he just likes fighting!

tobias: [..] am i on your do not punch list? alidaar: you.. would look like a sad puppy. if i punched you.

oh we have horses now! also we found a cow with the same brand that the horses we found have.

we have arrived at butterskull ranch! little guy is gonna investigate the pigs.

jorb: i dunno, they might be up to something.

okay so! orcs! little guy is Investigating the orcs. ali is just vibing bc i forgot to exist

alidaar: you're not turning me into a furry. little guy: you're already a furry! alidaar: I'VE GOT SCALES

little guy just. walks into the room. turns into a bear. ROLL INITIATIVE okay any time we get a surprise round we just fucking wreck shop.

JOJO PICKED UP HER CAT TOY, PUT IT DOWN, AND STARTED MROWING SADLY IN MY DOORWAY UNTIL I WALKED OVER AND PET HER

alidaar: TIME FOR THE ONE-TWO [obliterates an orc in 6 seconds] [starts cackling madly]

nyx: can i fit through the doors? jorb: you can squeeze through.. just BEAR-LY! :D nyx: kills you.

michael: we shoulda had the bear take the other stairs.

nyx: i am stuck inside the wall. i am clipping.

alidaar: i'm gonna reduce this orc to tiny chunks! jorb: okay, roll for chunks. alidaar:

jorb: ..the orc is reduced to tiny chunks!

WE FOUND AN ORC IN THE CLOSET WITH A BUCKET ON THEIR HEAD buckethead gets to live! goodbye buckethead.

we've found Big Al! he's not a vocaloid he's just big. big al who is not a vocaloid he's just big gave us some magic chainmail! oh shit MYTHRIL chainmail. alidaar has traded out his chainmail for mythril chainmail! because no one else can wear it. f

INITIATIVE GOING WELL I GOT TWO NAT20S IN A ROW?? WHAT IS HAPPENIGN

michael: tobias is okay with being crushed by a bear this time. not this type of bear, not here.

at the loggers camp! fought a big worm. camp has a Worm Problem. as in like everybody is dead because of worms. and worms are also dissolving everything with Worm Acid. worms were summoned by totem of Summon Worm! we have burnt the totem of Summon Worm and now the worms are gone.

PEPPER CLIMBED UP ON THE FRIDGE????

little guy: riddle me piss, alidaar! alidaar: WHY ME?!

next time on doip: WE'RE GOING TO NEVERWINTER! hm. wonder how donjon's doing.