#because of the implications

[weepingtalecowboy]

Gerudo wind fills plot holes

It’s way to fitting

Fanfic prompt: Considering that in wind waker

wind has extremely tiny ears in the art style

it would make more sense to make him a Gerudo or related to them instead of twilight (nothing wrong with that au but wind just slides into the role perfectly while also covering plot holes as well)

wind is a perfect fit because he already has smaller and rounder ears (even in linked universe he has tiny ears and in the game's art style they even look a bit rounded up in comparison to others)

the whole world probably stopped caring about race separation because the entire world flooded and all survivors had to pick up the pieces and Gerudo are also there and would have helped recover from the massive death (no matter how much feuding happened by the time the world drowned it would not have mattered anyway)

He also is incredibly strong for a kid

(capable of picking up struggling pigs and throw them and use the skull hammer with no problem) and capable of surviving getting thrown across the see with minimal injuries (when the helmaroc king threw him)

and Gerudo are repeatedly shown as incredibly robust and strong

They are also shown to be capable of using magic (while hylians have to use artifacts )which wind also can do by using fire ,light and ice arrows (he canonically has magic stamina) and it just would work perfectly for irony because four is his ancestor (link's grandmother implied that the shield belongs to an ancient hero but also calls it a heirloom and on top of that the shield looks exactly like four's )

and if wind turns out to be a part of a race of incredible tall people it would be hilarious

Also considering that riju is also tiny and still 14 (while wind is around 13 at most)

He still got room to grow (and can also be mixed because the hylian/goron guy will forever haunt me)

It fills so many plot holes that it’s funny

And in botw and totk the Gerudo have long ears because of how often they pair up with hylians

Like evolution canonically exists in Zelda

And even further the reason why wind can exist without becoming ganondorf (male Gerudo curse and all that)

Is because there is no hero spirit and demise's curse specifically told as long as both the hero spirit and the bloodline of the goddess exist he will return

And he literally can’t return because time went to get milk and left the timeline

Thereby creating a disaster but also breaking the curse

Like the fanfic potential is nearly endless

[victusinveritas]

[10000mormonsintheutahdesert]

Holmes + their watsons + being dog coded

Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"//Planate Animal//Wikipedia, "Black dog (folklore)"//Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Hound of the Baskervilles"//Mitski, "Cop Car"//Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Adventure of the Devil's Foot"//Athur Conan Doyle, "The Adventure of Three Garridebs"//Sherlock & Co, "The Dancing Men"//Limbourg brothers, "Les tres riches heures du Duc de Berry"//Psych, "Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire"//Elementary, "Details"//Sherlock & Co "Shoscombe Old Place"//Sherlock & Co, "The Solitary Cyclist"//House, "House Training"//Sherlock & Co, "The Solitary Cyclist"//Maurice Leblanc, "Arsene Lupin vs Herlock Sholmes"

[mychlapci]

Been thinking about Rodimus being summoned to Ultra Magnus' office. There was no official purpose stated in the request for Rodimus' presence, so really he has no idea what the meeting is for. He just turns up anyway, all big grin and 'hey Mags' as usual

Magnus greets his captain and invites him to sit down. He even clears his vocaliser and takes a moment to restraighten his name plate on the desk. Okay... this seems serious enough. Roddy isn't bothered tho. Everything is serious with Magnus anyway.

Or at least until Magnus finally says, "Captain. I have called you here for... disciplinary matters. Off the record." Ohhh then Rodimus perks up.

Off the record? Oh he likes where this is going. He crosses his long legs and places his servos on his knee in his best good boy pose. His finials wiggle slightly in anticipation.

"It has come to my repeated attention that-"

Magnus continues talking, but Rodimus isn't listening. His optics are transfixed on the other's lips, undoubtedly saying something about rules and citing the autobot code or whatever, and his huge servos being raised to gesture every so often.

Off the record... he can only imagine where this is going. Roddy has dreamed about this enough to know where this is going. Of course Magnus would finally crack and punish him personally.... off the books... in his own special and intimate way... The captain wiggles in his seat in excitement.

"As such, you leave me no other choice, captain." Magnus finally stands and leans forward. With his servos on the desk, he leans over until his faceplate is mere inches from Rodimus'. Rodimus feels his plating heat up.

This is it. Is Magnus going to kiss him? Hit him? Grab him and drag him onto the desk?? Rodimus can feel his spark spinning wildly in his chest as he swallows and tries to control his fans.

He really hopes it's the last option.

A heavy servo suddenly grabs Rodimus by the shoulder and he thinks he whines a little. His plating under Magnus' servo is definitely hot now. As much as he tries to override them manually, he can hear his fans kick into a higher setting as Magnus hauls his captain onto his pedes.

He's thought about this so many times. He's fantasised about Magnus' strength, how he could lift Rodimus like he weighed nothing, hold him and manipulate him to do whatever he wants-

They're both standing now. Magnus' servo on Roddy's shoulder might as well be the only thing holding him up. Rodimus' knees feel like soft energon treats, ready to buckle at any moment as soon as Magnus makes his move.

"I'm putting you on washrack cleaning duty for 2 weeks."

And then Roddy's lines run cold.

What?

His processor fails to, well, process anything for a good moment as he feels Magnus march them out the door.

Hes being put on what?

Theyre all the way at washracks by the time Rodimus manages to blurt out "You're- you're not gonna, like, spank me or frag me on your desk or something?"

Magnus just stares at him like he's suddenly grown a third optic or something, before he sighs and hands the cleaning supplies to his captain.

Roddy tries, by the way. He tries holding the bucket full of sponges and cloths and cleaning solvents up under his chin and giving Magnus his best, biggest, wettest sad optics.

It doesn't work.

Hard cut to Roddy sadly scrubbing the sink he keeps making a mess off and being sad about the cleanser being so harsh that it makes the paint on his fingers peel

Rodimus has watched too much porn... That's not how real life works, silly.

Of course, that doesn't stop him from being horribly disappointed and pissy for the next couple of months...

[master-kohga-dating-sim]

the king of nothing and the beast of black water

[allegroart]

Bugtober 2023 - Day 12 - Mistake

When you play through the game a second time, this scene hits different. You'll know.

[cloverofmisfortune]

Ah hell nah what’s this fourth option 😭😭😭

[yourbuerokrat2]

"I need you"

When Picard had said these words, Q had only smiled.

Now that Q was the one saying it, smiling was the furthest thing from Picards mind.

Because Qs own pride was enough to let him know the weight these words held.

Because Qs offer was more for Q than it was for him. With Q only having the Continuum for company once Picard would be gone.

Because these words were the final plea of a god who was willing to do to change his mind.

Anything for him to choose Q over his own humanity and mortality.

[forgottenbones]

Alien Interprets Love

[lochlanratliff]

dune getting a whole new crew of shooters because of the unclefucker allegations is so real and funny to me

[jonathanbyersphd]

AND ANOTHER THING the pink of the sweater with the blue or the jacket is giving barbs outfit before she went "missing"

[sir-paddington]

Me with franco colapinto

[mofsblog]

"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status

"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[shentheauthor]

CHAOS?