#beep boop update time!

[freakingholland]

“The way to a gal’s heart is through her stomach.” - Jason Todd x fem!reader

A/N: Beep boop another Jason imagine, enjoy cuties <3

Warnings: not proofread, slightly suggestive content, swear words

Summary: Jason Todd is not only a superhero, he’s also a master of tomato soups. (fluff, domestic theme, slightly suggestive content)

Word count: 850 +

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“NOOO, no no no I GOT THIS, SIT DOWN MA’AM” Jay said, waving his hands dramatically as if he was trying to shoo you away from the kitchen.

“Don’t raise your voice at me fucker!” you said snorting with laughter.

“Yes, ma’am BUT SIT DOWN PLEASE-- I GOT THIS LOVE!” Jay tilted his head and waited for your reaction giving you an innocent look.

“PLEASE! I GOT THIS!”

“Okay! Okay I will…” you said with your hands up, slowly turning away from your boyfriend. You were standing in the kitchen. You just got back home from work and were about to start making dinner for the both of you. However, Jason had other plans and was making sure that you wouldn’t lift your finger.

“Soooo, what do we have on the menu chef Todd?” Jason smirked as he saw you folding your arms over your chest and leaning against the counter. He reached for an apron that was hanging near the stove.

His triceps rounded as he moved his hands behind his back to tie it on himself. They were pretty tightly squeezed by a short sleeve of his t-shirt. You were wondering whether he was purposefully flexing just to make you feel a certain way.

“I was thinking of a baked tomato soup. But-- I shall gladly fulfill my significant other’s…” he prolonged.

“-dining desires…as­-- it’s my personal wish to suffice her stomach.” His words made you shake your head with a growing smile. God. This guy’s eloquence is truly admirable. So is his charm. And his warmth despite the hardships that life had thrown at him.

“Sounds good.”

“You sure?”

“Yep.”

“Sweet. Tomato soup it is.”

“How was work?” he continued.

“Could have been better honestly.  Collins had a problem again and decided to throw a fit at the end of the shift. Called in a meeting last minute just to scream his ass of for 20 minutes-- AS IF we could change anything.”

“Monica was late to pick up her son from preschool because of the asshole.” You continued your rant.

“Yeah, Collins has a knack for ruining everyone’s day,” Jay said, shaking his head as he rinsed his hands.

“It’s like the guy feeds off stress.”

“Exactly! And the worst part is, it’s not just me. Everyone’s been feeling it. EVEN Monica, who’s usually so calm, was on the verge of tears today. It’s just not fair.”

“Did she call you?” He asked.

“She texted me when I was entering our building.”

He shook his head no sympathizing with your work story.

“Ugh, I hate that for her. And for you,” Jay said, turning to face you. “You don’t deserve to deal with that crap every day.”

“Thanks,” you replied with a tired smile. “It’s just frustrating. I mean, we’re all trying our best, but Collins seems to think yelling at us is some sort of solution.”

“Man, I don’t know what to say… asshole’s pissing me off.” He licked his lips.

“And how is Jared doing?” Jay continued wanting to change the topic.

“He’s alright as far as I know.” You bit your lower lip.

“You know what? I actually thought about inviting them for dinner some time.” You said shyly.

Jay, still focused on the cutting board, looked up, noticing the slight hesitation in your tone.

“Why are you shying away like that?” he asked, with curiosity and concern in his voice as he turned to face you, pausing his chopping.

“Well, I wanna know-- if you’d have the energy and will to have guests over on your night off…?”

Jay walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He stepped away from the counters to kiss the top of your head as you were mentally supporting him in his cooking, watching from the tall bar stool.

“We can totally think about it, don’t worry about my energy.”

“I—Well I-- just didn’t want to overwhelm you--, you know? I know how hard you’ve been working lately, and I didn’t want to add more to your plate.”

Jay smiled, his eyes full of that familiar warmth that always made you feel at ease.

“I get it, and I really appreciate you looking out for me like that.”

“But honestly-- having them over might be just what we need. A break from the usual, a chance to relax, catch up with some good friends, and just enjoy each other’s company. It could be a lot of fun.” He continued.

„Plus, it would be a great opportunity to show off my cooking skills.” He said with a cheeky smile plastered across his face.

“Yeeeaah right…”

“Yeah right what?” Jay looked over his shoulder, pretending to be offended.

“’Kay hear me out-- how about we make a deal? If I can whip up the best tomato soup you’ve ever had, you have to admit I’m the better cook.”

“And if it’s-- just, okay?” you teased, biting your lower lip playfully. Jay leaned in closer, his voice deepened.

“Then maybe I’ll have to find another way to prove I’m the best at… handling things.”

“I like your confidence, Todd.”

“And I—like you Y/L/N.”

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Stay whelmed xx

Tori

[sirfrogsworth]

Do you remember that scene in The Office where Michael drives into a lake because the GPS told him to?

I asked for directions to The UPS Store so I could return my millimeter-too-small shoes.

And it gave me this route.

It looked a little strange, but I assumed, "Oh cool, a shortcut!"

But then I noticed it wanted me to go behind Home Depot past the garden center.

And my spidey-sense was tingling... but I was still hoping for that sweet shortcut. I mean, I could be saving like 30 seconds of time.

I LOVE SHORTCUTS, OKAY.

Oof. This doesn't look right.

And then you get to this section here...

...last updated in August of 2018.

And in present-day times...

And my brain was all...

But I was a coward and turned around.

This is going to be... a longcut.

However, when you go against the wishes of the GPS it give you little beeps of disapproval.

Like...

"Where are you going?" *boop-a-doop* "Why are you turning here?" *boop-a-doop* "THIS ISN'T THE PLAN!" *boop-a-doop*

And then, when I finally got to The UPS Store and I stopped getting boop-a-doops, Google Maps had the NERVE...

[murdersuicidematinee]

SURPRISE! IT'S SEASON 2

Riverdance: The Animated Adventure

Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched Riverdance: The Animated Adventure.

Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse.

Movie: Riverdance: The Animated Adventure Director: Eamonn Butler & Dave Rosenbaum Rating: Poison to frogs

Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and bonus cutting room floor content!

intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[kiefbowl]

I'm into genre fiction, fantasy and sci-fi and all that. one of my favorite things though as someone who has worked in the tech space for many a year is when a movie or show is set into the future and we get a glimpse of like, idk, teachers seemlessly using holograph technology in the classroom or like walk in vending machines that make you a burger or something idk you know what I mean. anything, think of something

because yeah that tech might exist in the future, but you know what won't? seemless integration. a priority for project management. efficient roll outs. competent employee training.

so any time a teacher is waving her hand effortlessly and the hologram zooms in perfectly to the correct detail and everyone's little tablets beep boop with the supplement information I just haff to laff. in real world 2123 that teacher will be ignoring update pop ups and asking if everyone can see her notes on their tablets and when they say "we're getting error messages that the file extension is wrong" she'll be like okay whatever I don't have time to figure it out meanwhile in the lecture hall next door professor tenure at 89 years old is completely ignoring the already outdated HoloFyre Gen 2 that's integrated in that classroom and instead is using his handly ol' reliable Holophone MicroComp Deck which hasn't been manufactured in 35 years, while all his freshman groan since that means he won't be able to beam the exam questions into their HoloFyre Gen 6 minis that they were told were required materials this year by admin. and I love that for our great grand babies <3

[thenondescript]

Are there any dronification/hypnosis audio files you recommend to become a better drone? Text inductions don't seem to do the trick, as hot as they are, and I've been trying for a while to find the right media to finally get me into dronespace and be properly programmed like a good girl. Thank you for all the wonderful, hot trans hypno content-its very gender-affirming and a great temporary escape from life's difficulties.

Well, since it was recently removed by its author, I'm not sure if I recommend Kelly Ewer's Dronespace files anymore; however, I'm confident versions of that file still exist on the internet somewhere. It's a fine baseline for a variety of drone communities, and a great place to start in my opinion.

There's other stuff I could suggest if you want more specialized dronekink stuff: Miss Praxis does some drone-themed files from time to time, with various ranges in theme; DeepWebDroneBot has a really good series of drone files that's still getting infrequent updates; ChaosDoll' SEQUENCE files are dripping with atmosphere, but a bit strong for beginners; and if you've ever seen stuff on Reddit like VoiceOS or Eros Elements, there are plenty of attempts being made at more structured series of drone files, and I'll always respect the efforts.

Obviously, HexCorp is an unfathomably popular choice, with a level of traction that's quite rare to see in the dronekink community especially. In terms of hypnosis files, however, they have a few homebrews, but it's mainly modified versions of Kelly Ewer's Dronespace files that's bread-and-butter. On the aesthetics side of things, though, they get full marks.

Other than that, I honestly don't have many things I can offer insofar as resources, other than the more extreme kinds of drone files with intense suggestions and effects - that, however, I wouldn't openly share or recommend, as it can be very easy to cause permanent damage to a receptive subject with files such as those. If you absolutely wanna find this stuff, though, it's out there. Just beware.

The sad truth, I have to say, is that pure dronekink hypnosis, at least on a level of quality that you see with most of the stuff that I mentioned, is a very rare breed within the already niche community of hypnokink. And outside of the previously mentioned projects, there aren't many hypnotists, experienced or otherwise, out there offering that, outside of aforementioned text trances (like me x_x)

It's why I wanna both wish you luck in finding stuff that lets you feel like the pretty beep-boop you wanna become, but I also want to encourage those out there into dronekink or wanting to get into it, to try your own hand at making text trances, images, videos, files, it could be anything!

Let's assimilate the internet, together~

[fnf-beyond]

Hello and welcome to my first au I ever came up with in the FNF fandom!

Here are some things regarding names to keep in mind for this au;

Boyfriend’s name in this is Blue

Girlfriend’s name in this is Sophia

BB, from the VS Big Brother mod, is named Navy in this.

Blue’s mother is named Indigo in this.

Spirit’s human name was Sebastian.

Corrupted Blue when he just kinda… shows up, when we get to that arc, is referred to as C.

Server for au!!

The rough timeline for this au, without spoiling, is as follows:

1. A written version of the original game, that fits with this au (no singing or beep boops for the entire story- tho Blue does ‘beep’ when startled).

2. Corruption era, starting off extremely similar to PhantomFear’s mod, before it diverts into my own version of the story after Nexus Pico.

3. A bit of… interesting things regarding the Corruption Era

4. World hopping, will not elaborate. (4.5 is scrapped, as it no longer works. World hopping also might get scrapped)

5. Wrapping up the story with some lore “explaining.”

6. (Not entirely sure about keeping this one). Elaborating on stuff that revolves heavily around the demons of this world, and some past stuff that happened pre-story.

7. Technically not an arc, but any mini stories I feel like adding over time, and some other things like- wrapping up other character’s personal problems that I didn’t get to in the main story.

I will plan on updating this story with at least two chapters per month. I can’t promise any more than that, as writers block hits hard and fast, and I can’t control it. (Plus also I have work and college all week, with only one day off normally).

Here are some tags you can use to tag any fanart you make!

Some of the more generic tags you can use are #fnf au, or #fnf corruption au, paired with any of the fanart tags you see fit to use.

A specific one you can use to really single it out (which I will also add to every canon thing for this au after I post this) is #Star’s FNF au, or #Star’s corruption au!

#au things, #fnf au thoughts, is a tag I use for rants about this au.

#chaos quartet things, is for any posts regarding Spirit, C, Soul, and Blue in any degree, whether it be art, memes, or info dumps.

#trouble trio, is for any posts with Spirit, C, and Soul ONLY. Blue is not included in this.

Here is a link to the very start of the fic!

I hope you guys all enjoy your time here! I want this to be a safe space where we can just geek out over our little critters of characters and bounce ideas and headcanons off of each other without being judged!

(don’t be weird about any of it though, like no NSFW stuff. That stuff can make literally anyone uncomfy, so don’t. This isn’t the place for your… fantasies.)

[sparkly-caroline]

Android Sonadow lore ayo???

Since I already drew Sonadow with the extra bit of being with a Shadow Android instead, I figured I might as well embrace the cringe and write some kinda backstory/lore for this sort of thing.

Hopefully I don't look back at this in a week and get the need to change it all. Also warning, I'm not a writer, so this thing is gonna be all over the place and it'll make you go "this makes no sense", just letting you know:

Eggman discards Shadow Android because... idk. Outdated robot model or some shit like that. He's got Sage and Metal Sonic at this point, therfore bye bye Android Shadow

Sonic finds said Shadow Android in one of them scrap zone levels, cuz me thinks that's a logical place to put discarded robots.

Sonic at first wants to throw hands, but nah, it doesn't happen. Shadow Android doesn't try to fight Sonic cuz Eggman wants to kill Sonic and Eggman discarded the android, so screw that guy. The android tells this to Sonic, and then the blue hedgehog goes "anyone who hates egghead is a friend of mine! wanna come check out my home?". and thus its the start of a beautiful friendship (lol)

Then because I want something interesting to happen between this part and the part where Sonic takes the android to Tails for repairs, GIANT MECH BOSS FIGHT FOR NO REASON EIII!!!

Also Shadow Android ends up saving Sonic at some point during said fight too, cuz that'd be nice I think

Tails does end up repairing the android, but not before going "uh sonic you do know eggman built this thing right?" and Sonic goes "i don't care he looks neat", and then boom. Android Shadow lives with Sonic now.

As much as I wanna say "oh they go lovey right away", nah, thats a little TOO cringe, even for something like this. I imagine it'd take a while for them to warm up to each other in THAT way. Sonic would be faster, but the android would prefer more time.

The android does listen to Sonic since he's treated better than he was with Eggman. For the first few days he'd probably be mostly the guy that stops Sonic from doing stupid things constantly.

Obviously there'd be some drama with the real Shadow and fighting would happen. BUT, just because I like the idea, the SECOND Sonic gets really injured, Shadow Android would curbstomp Shadow. Real deal or not, Sonic's hurt because of Shadow and it's time to get it back in blood 😆

And then I ran out of ideas

HOLIDAY UPDATE: For Christmas, obviously they'd want to give a gift for the other. I'd imagine that Sonic would get Android Shadow the thing his gut tells him he'd like most, while Android Shadow would spend at least half an hour doing the calculating/processsing beep boop stuff to make sure Sonic's gift was as perfect as possible.

See, I told you guys I wasn't a writer. I made this just because lmao

[signor-signor]

WOY Haikus - Season 2

Lord Dominator. / Most extreme villain by far. / Not really a guy.

Boomapalooza. / A chance to destroy Wander. / What’s more important?

A split-screen morning. / Time to make eggs, toast, and juice. / Wander’s is better.

Trip to the dentist. / Hanging out with enemies. / This cannot last long.

Don the cape and mask. / The criminal steals feathers. / Dr. Screwball Jones.

A crystalline cave. / Split into many facets. / Accept all of us.

Robbed by a sandwich. / Hater blames Peepers for that. / No luck without plans.

Stella Starbella. / Over the hill heroine. / Don’t misjudge her skills.

Wander tags Hater. / Far down on the leaderboard. / Weakness becomes strength.

Popularity. / Awesome lets Hater have fun. / Never ditch Peepers.

Mobile videos. / Wander cannot look away. / The cat goes viral.

Rulers imprisoned. / Wander throws a big party. / Hater wants to join.

Jeff is Major Threat. / Someone made him change his heart. / Might have been Wander.

A red candy ring. / The villains fight over it. / Love is ignited.

Love letter thrown out. / Wander the messenger boy. / Sylvia’s worried.

Frostonium ray. / Add a life-sized HATE-R-V. / Will she be impressed?

Black Cube of Darkness. / Embarrassed by his efforts. / Redemption story.

Eye on the Skullship. / Andy seeks an interview. / All Watchdogs stay tuned.

Small unharmed planet. / Others start to take notice. / Perfect hideaway.

Wander’s hat is gone. / Forced to give gifts and weapons. / History is learned.

Plugging the black hole. / Easy at first, but boring. / Think of the planets.

Hater’s song on loop. / Might work on Dominator. / Wander perseveres.

Low-budget cartoon. / Hater’s attempt at greatness. / Watch for cameos.

Volcanium X. / Bot 13 scouts for that stuff. / Later called Beep Boop.

We see more zbornaks. / Sylvia must not give up. / Ma’s counting on her.

Awesome makes his move. / For partnership or romance? / Dom declines them both.

Turn on the music. / Hater’s biggest number yet. / Ice powers obtained.

Kids need a hero. / They share their visions of him. / Closer than they think.

A sitcom planet. / Hater wants to best Awesome. / Peepers regains faith.

Butt-headed people. / They have answers to problems. / Dark times, sunny smiles.

Picked up time orbbles. / A peek at special events. / The time loop is closed.

A glory stealer. / You, too, might recognize him. / He has a cousin.

Wait for the update. / A night in the big city. / Loose grasp of friendship.

Tim-Tim went bye-bye. / Ripov hunts arachnomorphs. / Bad things can still change.

Spooky woods planet. / Phantomimes can sense your fear. / Never be afraid.

Illness hits Wander. / Sylvia’s the substitute. / Rest is important.

Enter Neckbeard’s shop. / Something to get rid of Dom. / Bitties gain knowledge.

Four pilots needed. / Robomechabotatron. / Wander doesn’t fight.

Things are looking bleak. / Save and nurture the flower. / May cause hay fever.

One planet remains. / Lord Hater to the rescue. / There is more to tell.

[janicho88]

Taglist update.

Now that I have your attention. I probably should have done this a week ago, but I swear I just did this. Two new series will begin posting tomorrow 6/18 or today since its almost midnight. For chapter 1 I will use the list I had from the last time I asked. I swear to you I just asked about this but the date of the Tumblr post says May, of last year, when I first started working on this Jensen series. I have not had a productive year. People can change their minds in a year, so I'm asking again to see if anyone has.

Anyways, I'm rambling. Down to business,

My tag list before consisted of Forevers, and for a specific series.  Those were all SPN based. Since I am branching off with Jake 'Hangman' Seresin, we'll give the pilot his own list. Below is who I currently have on my lists and where. I'm going to keep SPN and TGM separate. And if this doesn't make sense, I'm sorry. It's almost midnight and I'm running on very little sleep this week.

SPN Forevers-Tagged in any one shot, mini series, series containing both Jensen or Dean.  Except for Christmas stories, those will have their own tag lists.

Currently Tagged- @winchest09 @flamencodiva @whatareyousearchingfordean @waywardbeanie @deanwanddamons @smol-and-grumpy @emoryhemsworth  @atc74 @sandlee44 @akshi8278  @fantasydevil2002 @writercole​ @440mxs-wife  @nervousfandom @lunarmoon8 @thoughts-and-funnies @downanddirtydean @katelyn–renee​ @that-one-gay-girl​ @lyarr24​ @pineapleavocado​ @siospins2​ @percywinchester27​ @ariesbabe1993​  @graciebear73  @stixnstripesworld​ @spnbaby-67​  @treat-winchesterswith-kindness​ @charmed-asylum​ @winchestergirl2​ @hobby27​  @amyzombie1013​  @sexyvixen7​ @leigh70​

Falling For You- Falling For You series only

Currently Tagged- @hearteyes-j2 @vicmc624​ @maralisa124​ @krazykelly​ @unicornqu33n17​ @bobbie3939​ @cutestdolans​ @supernatural-love14​ @dean-winchesters-gardian-angel​ @waywardwifey @perpetualabsurdity​ @bluecornflowers​ @aimee-ginge​ @foxyjwls007​ @mandalou29​  @deans-baby-momma​ @supernatural3002​ @sarahbaker2010​ @rslizj​ @panthea82​ @atomicloverdonkeyperson​ @stoneyggirl​ @tatted-trina6​  @minxyvixen​ @theonelittleone​ @badlittlehabit99​ @waynes-multiverse​  @ijustlearnedtolove-beep-bop-boop

OCC-Operation Christmas Couple Series (It will have some timestamps here and there)

Currently Tagged- @amyzombie1013​ @maralisa124​  @nancymcl​ @siospins2​    @deanwithscissors​ @sexyvixen7​ @kobe-mitchell​ @treat-winchesterswith-kindness​ @chlodavids​ @deans-baby-momma​ @samsgirl93​ @hearteyes-j2​ @440mxs-wife​ @leigh70​ @stinawrites88 @bubblyyz​ @casdeservedmore​ @foxyjwls007​ @xlynnbbyx

When It All Falls Apart- When It All Falls Apart Series only

Seresin Special- Tagged in any Jake one shot, mini series, or series except for Christmas themed ones.

Currently tagged-

I got you- I got you Series only

Currently Tagged-

If you would like to move lists, be taken off completely, or if you aren’t on the tag list yet and would like to be please let me know!!

Thank you

💗Jenny

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @eroticaplush

chapter 30

AN: I’m back baby! I’m catching up on what I missed so here we go! warnings: swearing, nudes, hacking, slight panic attack

Dan and I spent the day cuddling and just overall making up for lost time. When it was time to go back to work, we’d finally managed to talk through everything that we’d been neglecting since he had left months ago. I sat watching Dan and Olivia place bets on who would walk into the cafeteria door.

“I swear…” I mumbled. “The easiest things amuse you guys don’t they?” Dan smiled at me and shrugged.

“We’ve got to do something to keep our morale up.” Olivia shot back. “We haven’t gone out for drinks in ages. And nothing too chaotic has happened here lately.”

“as if budget cuts were chaotic.” I rolled my eyes. Olivia nodded and we all looked over as Abbie came over.

“so I know we got our court clerk back,” she said while smiling at me. “But city hall sent us another one.” I raised an eyebrow at her. “Basically, at least from how I understand it, you’re going to become dans personal clerk.” I turned around in my chair to look at him.

“what did you do?” I asked him, eyeing him suspiciously. Dan just smiled at me. "I swear..." He held up his hand and looked behind me to see the new clerk walking in.

"On that thought..." Dan got up and left the cafeteria. I put my head in my hands and rubbed my temples.

"That fucker." I breathed out before getting up to follow Dan. Gurgs stopped me before I left.

"We've been hacked." She said. My eyes grew wide and I turned to stare at Abbie. "We've been hacked." Ten minutes later, we were standing around Gurgs' computer trying to get into her email. "Every time I refresh I just get that bonk sound. Bonk. Bonk. Bonk." I turned to look at Dan with a worried look on my face. He frowned and rubbed my arm.

"You know, it's sad how helpless you all are without your beep-boops and porn cubes. Oh! What ever shall we do without our precious computers? We might actually have to have a conversation." Dan rolled his eyes, smiling softly when he caught me giggling.

"I would love to have a conversation." Abbie said, smiling over at Dan. His smile dropped and he stared at her.

"Ugh. Abbie, now now." He said. "we've got to figure out this computer thing!" I had to turn into his shoulder so that I could hide my laugh.

"Isn't there an IT guy who can fix this?" the new clerk, Wyatt, asked. I shrugged as Dan started to walk out of the room.

"The IT department isn't open at night." Olivia said. Dan nodded. "We do have an it department but it's just a clown who smells like a sewer and says our fear makes him stronger." There was a beeping from somewhere in the room and Dan perked up.

"There's no way." He breathed out as he followed the noise. Bending over, he opened a cabinet under one of Abbie's desks. I tilted my head to stare and snapped out of it when he stood back up. Looking around, I noticed the girls watching me with half smiles on their faces.

"What?" I asked. "I'm allowed to look!" Dan gave me a confused look and I shook my head. "Anyway..." I walked over to where Dan had put the fax machine down on the table.

"What's a fax machine doing here?" Dan asked, arm coming around me as it started to print something out.

"They were added about ten years ago to try to update the courthouse." Gurgs responded. There was more beeping as the machine finished printing.

"Oh look at her go." Dan all but moaned. "The curves of a Buick Lasabre. The ink that you didn't know could kill you." He visibly shuddered and I looked at him amused.

"Would you like a moment alone with the machine Dan?" I asked with a laugh. He squeezed my shoulder with a roll of his eyes.

"Shut up." He muttered as Olivia grabbed the paper from Wyatt's hands. "Or we'll revisit the desk in my office." I smirked at him before tuning back into the conversation.

"They have access to our phones?" Abbie asked, clearly trying to clarify something Olivia said. I froze and my eyes went wide as I turned to look at Dan when Olivia and Gurgs confirmed it.

"So we're all at risk?" Olivia complained. Dan looked at me confused and shook his head.

"Not me. The only thing on my phone is an app that tells you when something is humus..." He furrowed his eyebrows and frowned at me. "What? Why do you keep looking at me like that?"

"Dan...before we were married..." I prompted when he still stared at me cluelessly. "When we used to text..." Abbie and Gurgs looked at each other in understanding. Olivia followed soon after. "When we didn't spend every night together..." Wyatt even got the picture and turned away before he started blushing. "Oh for fuck's sake Dan!" I cried as I grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the office. Slamming the door to the broom closet, I pulled out my phone and opened our text messages.

"I don't understand what the problem...oh." Realization flashed over Dan's face as I held my phone up to him. "Fuck."

"Yeah." I breathed out. "Someone is going to have to watch that fax machine to make sure that those pictures..." I started to pace the small room. "Oh god Dan. What are we going to do? Someone has seen those pictures! Oh shit! For all we know one could be printing right now and everyone would see it!" I ran my fingers through my hair as I felt my heart racing. Dan grabbed my shoulders and I immediately stopped.

"It's going to be ok. You heard Abbie. City Hall cleared my request for a personal clerk." He said, holding up a finger before I could say anything.

"I'm still slightly confused and pissed at you for that by the way." I pointed out. Dan nodded.

"I didn't expect anything less." He admitted, kissing my forehead. "So that means my first job for you is to sit in that office and see what comes through. I'll come check on you and make sure that none of our secrets have been exposed." I gave him a small smile.

"Do I sense you also trying to get the others' secrets as well?" I teased. Dan smiled at me and shrugged.

"If I do, I do. I don't, I don't." I laughed. "In all seriousness though, I just want to make sure that you're alright. This has to be messing with your head, knowing that these could get out. I don't care if people see mine. That's just the way I am." Dan gave me a smile when I gave him a look for saying that. "But I do know you don't want either of ours to get out. And I know that you would be absolutely furious if yours got out." I nodded as I let my head fall on his shoulder. "Now let's head back in there, set you up to watch it, and go from there." We left the broom closet and headed back to Abbie's office. Everyone else had cleared out. Dan held out a chair for me and I leaned up to give him a kiss.

"Thank you." I whispered against his lips. Dan kissed me again.

"Of course." He whispered back. "I'm always going to be there for you. Panic attacks and all." I smiled at him and sat down in the chair he was still holding out for me.

"I'll call you if anything comes out." I said. Dan nodded before bending down to kiss me one last time before going to court. He cupped my cheeks as I held onto his suit jacket.

"By the way," Dan said as he pulled away. "Don't think I didn't know you were staring at my ass earlier when I pulled this thing out." I laughed as he winked at me before leaving me. The wait was terrible but I started scrolling through social media to try to take my mind off what was happening. More secrets came through and I started a pile on the desk next to me. Eventually, Dan came to relieve me so I could grab something to eat. "So I sent something to the hacker. He sent back this picture of his middle finger. And if what Wyatt says about the hacker being in the courthouse is true..." I smiled.

"Then we just need to find him." I finished. Dan nodded. "I'll keep watch just in case." He nodded again before kissing me again.

"We're going to put an end to this." He promised. Not long after, he came back and we watched as the kid that had done the hacking was ushered off to booking. "So Abbie wants us to share all our secrets once she finishes with his father..." I looked up at Dan and shook my head.

"Nah. Let's get out of here before she locks in the office." I said, following Dan as he started to head to the first floor. "Do you have any secrets I still don't know about?" Dan chuckled and nodded.

"Well since they're all sharing..." He smiled at me. "And you're the only one I trust with any of my secrets, I wasn't completely honest in there about not having ANY secrets." I laughed and shook my head.

"Why am I not shocked?" I said. Dan shrugged and nodded towards his briefcase at my feet in the car.

"Open that up." I did as he told and pulled out the stack of paper in there. "That's my Monk fanfiction." I started laughing and opened the book to the first page. "You can read it if you want. I'm not going to hide that from you." I smiled at him and hugged the pages to my chest.

"I'm not going to lie. I am having a very hard time not laughing at this." I admitted. Dan's face fell for a second. "And it's only because first off, I know how much you love Monk. And second off, because this is not something I ever would have expected from you." Dan smiled softly when he realized I wasn't about to laugh at him but because of the whole secret. "I'm going to read this. And probably give you constructive criticism. But I'm sure its great." Dan smiled over at me and reached over to hold my hand.

"I wouldn't expect anything less darling."

[moderator-monnie]

Technology Meets Organics (part 1)

(A Slammer Sonic & Contaminated au story)

This is a crossover between my sonic.exe au Slammer Sonic and @sonicexelle-junkary horror Sonic au Contaminated Sonic.

One of the new copies of the Slammer virus found itself on a new PC. It quickly integrated itself into the PC and searched through the data and absorb what wasn't important and what wouldn't be noticed. That is when the computer virus noticed some documentation about a strange biological virus known as the (contamination), and not just that this other virus was in a very familiar world to the virus.

This new information piqued the interest of the Slammer copy, and it dug in and read somewhat quickly about how the (contamination) functions and how it spreads. Slammer knew what they had to do.

They found a way into this world where the other virus was being stored through a gateway on the PC, and after a quick search in the universe code, the Slammer virus found its ideal host. It quickly wiggled in its worm form through an air vent and made its way into Dr. Eggman's laboratory, moving throughout the base until it found what it wanted.

The worm slowly crawled up the leg of the machine known as Metal Sonic; the robot didn't even notice he was just in sleep mode, which made Slammer's body invasion even more simple, squirming into the hole in the middle of Metal's chest, after which Slammer integrated its own code into Metal Sonic. It took no time at all as it devoured and assimilated all the unnecessary code inside the machine.

Then it made copies of itself, spreading through Metal Sonic's body until it completely made the machine its permeant host. Now Metal Slammer Sonic's body changed colour, matching the colour scheme of Slammer Prime, which is cyan blue, and his shoes are a golden colour. This body was much easier to control because of its being technological in nature, so Metal Slammer Sonic had no issue getting used to his new powers.

After assimilation was complete, Metal Slammer Sonic shot through the barricaded door of the labatory and performed an area scan, searching for any signs of life at top speeds. He found a few flicky and quickly sent worms into their bodies; they were quick to turn into nothing but bone. Few new worms were made, but enough for now.

Metal Slammer Sonic continued to hover in the air and perform more area scans, and soon stumbled across his first mobian victim. Although it would be a bit of a fight because it knew this host wasn't trusted by most mobians, it knew it had the power to take this boy down. The boy was Charmy Bee, and with a quick boost in power, he sped towards him.

Charmy didn't take long to notice and dodged out of the way as Metal Slammer slammed into the ground. Charmy just looked at what he thought was Metal Sonic, confused.

"Woah, woah, hey, we're no longer enemies. I barely made it away from my former friends and teammates. We've got a bigger threat to face now, Metal! Has Eggman not updated you about that weird virus going around or something? I was just heading to his base, since it's the safest area."

Charmy looked curiously at the robot, noticing his different paint job, and buzzed around, getting close as Slammer Metal Sonic stopped in place with beeps and boops.

"What's with the new paint? What the boss thought he'd confuse you for the real Sonic or something? Hehehehe, I can't say I blame him after what Sonic has become thanks to whatever this thing is. I wouldn't want to get confused, either."

Metal Slammer Sonic took in the information closely, deciding to just listen and wait for the perfect moment to strike, as meanwhile Charmy just sighed, struggling to stay happy. He didn't even know why he was trying to hide his emotions; it's not like Metal Sonic cared.

The poor kid was about to start crying; he had just lost Espio and Vector, but he rubbed the tears from his eyes as he noticed a worm crawling out of one of Metal Sonic's eyes and got very close to him.

"Woah, been playing in the dirt or somethin Metal? Hehehe, the wormies seem to like you!"

Once close enough, Slammer Metal grabbed onto him, doing a quick scan just to see if the contamination was already inside the bee. But it wasn't. Charmy wasn't infected, so Slammer Metal took this as an invitation and dug his metal claws into the boy's back quickly.

Charmy screamed in pain, buzzing loudly, and tried to attack Metal Sonic with his stinger as he looked angrily at the robot.

"Hey, what GIVES? Jeez, get off me, you dumb machine. Wait... Is that? No, no hurry, get off!"

Charmy struggled, panicked, as he wasn't strong enough to get free, but he also noticed something in the distance; it was Sonic as Slammer Metal. Sonic dug his claws deep into Charmy's skin. He kept a tight grip, and soon enough, some worms wiggled from the robot's claws and inside the bee's body.

The Slammer worms quickly made their way to Charmy's spine, severing his connection to the rest of his body and paralysing the boy completely as he fell limp to the ground, when Slammer Metal Sonic's claws dropped him.

Slammer Metal was watching the fear in Charmy's eyes as his insides were slowly filled with eggs and devoured by worms. And while that happened, Sonic, or rather Contaminated, watched this from a distance, curiously turning its head.

The infected hedgehog didn't quite know what was going on; all it knew was that it was trying to find Charmy because, knowing the bee got away from its newest hosts, Vector and Espio, it just tapped its foot up and down, somewhat fascinated by the display before it.

Slammer Metal soon detected the Contaminated behind him, though he had no real ability to speak, not yet beyond beeps and boops, so he waited, feeling the whole process of the worms devouring and multiplying inside Charmy's body at alarming speeds.

Since this copy of Slammer was made directly from Slammer Prime, he could assimilate organics slightly faster into more code worms, and that is exactly what he did, taking only 20 minutes before they left only bones on the boy's body.

Once the process was complete, all the worms flooded inside Slammer Metal Sonic's body through any hole in the body the host had, and after just a few more minutes, Slammer Metal finally turned completely around and tapped his metal neck a few times. He slowly updated his systems, and a message appeared across his eyes.

(Organic to technological update complete.)

Now Slammer Metal fully noticed the Contaminated Sonic, and it took a few seconds before the computer virus was able to speak in what sounded like a slightly distorted and robotic version of Charmy's voice.

"Hello, fellow virus. I am the SQL Slammer Virus, a computer virus able to adapt to any environment. I am but one of many copies of the virus, and I discovered a way into your world because I found myself curious about you. I took this host as my body after studying what information there is about you."

"I decided it would be more adaptable to focus more on my technological aspects so I could meet you and not risk my host body being infected."

[melliferacrash]

Beep beep boop, news update from our team!

I have a good bit of editing left to do before the first episode of Season 2 is finished. Normally, this would be fine. Un-normally but more normally than it is for the normal person, I have been plagued this weekend with some pretty gnarly headaches.

But we're still shooting for the moon here folks! If the headache subsides a lil today, I may still be able to get the episode out at some time tomorrow. If that does NOT happen, though, I will keep you posted.

Thanks for being patient with me and my silly body :P

[crow-of-ohio]

hi, I'm Wil!

Welcome to the Mechs system!

We've recently rebranded from the Staff system to the Mechs system but we're not willing to go back and edit everything in the general system tag to use another tag so that's just gonna stay how it is lmao.

birds tag: #bird on main

System general tag: #staff system rambles

Wil: Host with the most benrey (HLVRAI): benreyposting Tommy (HLVRAI): Sodaposting Nastya (the Mechanisms): nastya and nothing more Drumbot Brian (the Mechanisms): insubordinate piece of brass Jonny (the Mechanisms): From the Captain Gunpowder Tim (the Mechanisms): Tim talks G-Man (HLVRAI): father time Neo (HLVRV): blue da ba dee Bea (brain-made HLVRAI): a tommy gun! Nero (brain-made y2kvr bad-end Loverboy): Rome is burning and so am i DJ (Y2KVR Forzen): DJ heartbeat Gordon (HLVRAI): howdy. howdy. howdy Leah (HLVRV Leading Light): you wanna kiss me so bad~ Evo (Capital M HLVRV): Capital M Ronnie (brain made): robotic heart Strama (hl/HLVRAI/HLVRV/Freeman's mind au): bitches love my carefree swag Atmos (HL/HLVRAI/HLVRV au): beep boop computer noise Frog (y2kau brainmade Coomer): so says the frog Bunny Calhoun (hl1 barney): half life guard model

these will be updated as we go. But like you'll probably have to remind me

[helloagain-shinyred]

I found your fic on ao3, and while I originally read it for the smut, I ended up staying for the story. In fact, by the time the smut happened in chapter 8, I had actually forgotten there was gunna be smut at one point cuz I was getting super invested in the story and what was going on. I finally made an account on ao3 just so I could get updates on when you posted a new chapter. Your latest chapter wetted my appetite more on what's going on in the background between the bots and the company.

It's also a wonderful breath of fresh air to have someone write them as what they are...robots. Majority of the fandom it seems turns them into organic, and for me, just kinda ruins the whole animatronic thing which I enjoy way more (love me some sentient robos). I love when you write about the lil mechanical noises their bodies make, or talk about how they process or perceive things from a robotic point of view.

Like I said, I originally came for the smut, but man I am hooked on the story and writing. Patiently waiting for more!

Thank you so much!! You have no idea what a relief it is to know that people like the non-smut aspects of the story because hoo boy did the plot get away from me. I did NOT mean to make the story so complex. It just sort of happened. Rogue keyboard, I suspect.

Also, I must confess, while I 100% agree with you that leaning into the fact that the animatronics are just robots is *bass boosted chefs kiss* I’m not immune to making ✨changes✨ to them, like turning them into androids that look fully human on the outside but are still 100% machine in the inside. No of course I don’t have an entire AU dedicated to this idea why do you say that ahahaha… hmm…. But OH BABY do I still love keeping the robots as robots. Beep boop motherfucker these things have no soul and are always cold to the touch, bring on the lovin’.

Anyway, thank you kindly for the sweet words! It means the world to me that you went and created a whole ao3 account just for updates, that’s. Whoof. High praise, and motivation for me to really put out quality content. Gotta make those notifications worth it *audible wink*

[mickgaydolenz]

beep boop! Micky astro watch update! 📡💫

first a foremost, woe, Aries season be upon ye! -- shoutout to all the Aries out there. i'm scared of you 🙂.

when Aries season hits, Micky's 1H+2H placements will shine through: asteroids Eris and Sedna, but much more importantly his Venus! right now the transiting Venus is not within conjunction to his natal Venus, but when it does, it'll be absolutely beautiful: financial burdens lifted, love life is invigorated, increase in creative arts and, what i think he needs absolutely most right now, giving the self the love it deserves. until then, this transiting Venus in it's domicile 2H will simply do it's thing as the universe intends it, and his natal Venus in Aries will continue to be it's reckless & impulsive self.

other transiting planets in Aries currently passing through his 2H are Jupiter, Mercury which had just entered Aries within the last couple days, and the Sun will enter in too when Aries season begins on the 21st. the New Moon in Aries will also fall on the 21st, the beginning of the spring season, and will also pass by his 2H (for like a day or two -- the Moon only stays in a sign for ~2.5 days), which would be the prime time for him to clear out any emotional baggage's he's been holding on to that maybe he needs to let go now, whatever that may be, so that he can move forward with a cleaner slate!

second off, uh, i was wrong about Saturn's next retrograde (boooooo 🍅🍅🍅) -- it's actually gonna be coming up this June and won't end until November. it recently entered its shadow period on the 11th of March, which is basically a planet's way of pre-gaming its retrograde season as it slows its course down.

right now the Pisces Saturn still conjoins Micky's Ascendant, so it's not going anywhere else.

no, really, it isn't.

when planets retrograde, they not only do in fact change gravitational course within our solar system, but nataly it goes backwards as well. by the time the retrograde happens Saturn will be 7° in Pisces, still very much within conjunction to his Ascendant and also joining conjunction to his 17° Sun too, but the retrograde will slowly rewind the degrees until November when it returns back to 0°.

so, yeah. melancholic and cranky will be his natural state until sometime around early 2024. Saturn is limiting and asks for the individual to let go what is no longer needed, and when it's serious it is serious. this could be a very good thing, but what he needs to be most careful of is to not end up pushing the wrong people away and isolating himself, as Pisces is infamous for this. if there's one stark difference between Mike and Micky on an Pisces level, it's exactly this: Mike pushed, and Micky pulled. Micky has that pulling power and now is the time to be using it!

this concludes the Micky astro watch update, beep boop ✨

god bless you for this update as always 💖🙏😔 i am holding out hope that micky will be able to balance all this shit coming up and come out of it relatively unscathed!! man i can see how this whole endeavour could make him cranky and want to push others away, but i’m hoping he can balance that and like you said use his pulling power to mitigate those things. also…..kale i am an aries please do not be afraid of me i am begging you 💖💖💖

[tillinghastcorporatemedia]

Often Dystopia (And how its gonna affect my art)

As much as there are some seriously good dystopian fiction. (yes im enamored with sci-fi) personally to me it almost feels tired but i understand the appeal and popularity

But how does this effect my art, and turn TillinGhast Corporate Media

Well first let me explain what TillinGhast Corporate Media is

TGCM was and is me taking what little part of my previous project that never took off and i never made it very far with, Tillinghast

Tillinghast was my outlet for my anger and isolation, and originally began after the death of my grandfather and the falling out of the people i had tried to gather for a band

I had written an ep dealing with my loss and an album that was inspired by election day 2016 and the amount of anger that i felt towards the establishment that i was already growing increasingly tired of

I ended that project after 2-3 years of trying to find vocalists/funds/and start making art

after that died i didnt touch any project and just wrote shitty electronic again, much like everytime i get bored with writing metal, but this time i had much more fun making just beeps and boops with no expectation of vocals and just making basic looping music

So where did TillinGhast Corporate Media come from?

If you notice i did keep the tillinghast name, as i found out when i first started this solo shit, isnt wasnt in use by any active musicians, and i only found one band that hadnt been active in over 8 years

But i wanted something new

something different

So i kinda let my focus on music, the thing i had been doing for over 10 years, go to the side to try and create elsewhere, right at the beginning of 2020

the first thing i thought i would try?

Writing a book

Which as a lot of people on here know, is really really really really really fucking hard to do, especially when you start this shit working a 9 hour overnight shift and writing on days off while everyone else you care about is asleep

And in figuring out what i had wanted to write then, i decided to not go big, but to try and keep me entertained, i needed more than just a few characters

So using a small chunk of info i had written down when i was trying to get into dnd and make my own scifi version of the game, i created a few planets, each with different species and histories and lore and economies

and i made a decision

Each planet would have different stories

to try and keep me entertained

which worked for about a year, and i havent updated since because i have trouble making myself create anything other than music, but i dont wanna get too recent or on a tangent

But why the name TillinGhast Corporate Media?

Well, because it sounds cool as shit. I used to love vaporwave and alternative genres and anything i could find that was "weird"

but also at some point i decided that if i do ever blow up, i want to hire other creatives and actually pay them well, and give them a place to really get out a message for the future

But its just me

So i get to have all the say

at least for now

But why a universe you ask? Why is this so damn long? Get to the point?

well at least for two of those im trying to be verbose and explain myself, and honestly if you read this far i love you and hope that youll stay here on this journey with me

I've always wanted to be part of a group, art creative, touring band, etc.

Ive gotten close only once or twice, but ive always been diy and taught myself shit so i figured i wanted to combine all of my loves into one thing, one giant sandbox where i can be creative in my decisions

And once again, i didnt want it to be just me. So TillinGhast Corporate Media will always be changing and evolving as i learn more about this giant world im having to navigate

I will say there will probably errors or fails, but i want this to be inclusive and open and loving so other people can use this as a means to escape, if even for a little bit, the harsh reality we all face.

Much like i got an escape in music and books as a kid and teenager

So why a universe? because a universe is big and can hold many stories and many perspectives, much like a library can hold many different pieces of knowledge

So to get to the final point, for those of you who actually made it this far based on the title

TillinGhast Corporate Media both as myself and as a future idea or brand

at least for now

Will not ever be a dystopia story

I have not forced myself to change and grow and evolve and continue to sit in my negativity and apathy and just general poopy pants view of the world

To not try with all my might to maybe write something that while not a utopia, is not dystopia and imagines a brighter, better, future where people maybe dont have to worry about as much, because they learned from our awful horrible past and actually refuse to repeat any of it

To try and make this more about characters and stories and music and the things that make myself and others smile, instead of regurgitated dystopias where even basic life is rough

does this mean everything will be all flowers and butterflies and my little pony?

absolutely the fuck not

Truth is often stranger than fiction and anything can happen even in a shiny place, but the point is to not be a negative nancy and have a bunch of shitty stuff going on all the time

One of the planets is a floating colony with what little remains of the human race

One planet is basically in the middle of an uprising of an exiled group

The book im writing (kinda spoilery but idk if ever ill finish this damn thing) literally has an act of terrorism being planned from someone who was radicalized by a really bad group that is basically space religion and its many parallels

All of my short stories are slice of life stuff that happens in a few scenarios where each character reacts to an outside force

But this wont ever be some dragged out for purely entertainment type angsty or edgy or anything like some books do with trauma

i want to look at stuff like we're building to something better, not something worse. optimistic but not utopia or something like that

(honestly this point ive already kinda gotten myself choked up so im gonna wrap it up)

But TillinGhast Corporate Media is basically my idea for a better future

and maybe im wrong and my stuff sucks and i need to change it

i have no idea because no one really follows my shit

so i just do what i want within the dumb boundaries and expectations i place on myself

but it is has been better before and it will get better again, and i am tired of that place being only in my head

so im creating this big huge universe with aliases that i call "artists" so it looks like there is actual musicians in this universe, i at one point started on a medium length animation series, and im trying to use my shitty computer to learn 3d shit

So stick around, at least you'll get some music out of it

and on that note i will mention i do have a few singles and 2 albums out, all of which is on youtube and streaming sites (its on spotify but i fucking hate spotify both as a company and some of the people they sponsor stream on any other site please you'll give more money to your favorite artists)