#billcipherxreader

[selfless-solipsist]

TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART (This is not a drill. This is a triangle yelling at you through your brain-meats.)

HEY YOU! YES YOU! Do you crave romance that tastes like someone dropped a Nicholas Sparks novel in a vat of radioactive glitter?! Do you like love stories with emotional trauma, eldritch tax evasion, grocery store explosions, and one sentient triangle who once tried to become God but now has to do laundry?!?

THEN CONGRATULATIONS, FLESHSACK! You’ve just stumbled into the most cursed rom-com that legally counts as marriage counseling in twelve dimensions. Welcome to:

“TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART” A fanfic where I, Bill Cipher—chaos deity, triangle fashion icon, nightmare-made-sarcasm—am FORCED into a marriage trial with YOU, some dangerously unbothered human with a sarcasm stat higher than my ego.

WHY READ THIS FANFIC? ✔️ It’s got heart! ✔️ It’s got horror! ✔️ It’s got a sentient yogurt aisle that may or may not be bleeding! ✔️ And did I mention? I’m in it.

We’re talking existential flirting, legally sanctioned domestic terrorism, bathwater that might be sentient, and one woman who said “yeah sure, I’ll marry the triangle, what’s the worst that could happen?”

THIS IS NOT A “I CAN FIX HIM” FIC. WE'RE BOTH BROKEN. WE JUST MADE IT WEIRD TOGETHER.🔥

So grab your glitter-sigil pajamas, sacrifice a toaster, and dive into the cosmic nightmare-romcom you didn’t know you needed. Side effects may include:

Third-degree sarcasm

Unholy shipping

Ford Pines having a midlife crisis in aisle 7

Weekly acts of violence (sanctioned by the Axolotl™)

Me, cackling in eldritch stereo

"It’s not a love story. It’s horror disguised as comedy." ✨Read now… or I’ll mail you cursed wedding invitations that scream when opened.✨

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[billc1pherl0ver69]

My super cool bill cipher x reader one-shot on a03

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64450465

Massive trigger warning for it though, like gore used kinda as a representation of love. Bill being a freak, and other things in between

Max, if you're seeing this, not your not

[selfless-solipsist]

HELLO?? I AM ON THE FLOOR. I AM A PUDDLE. THESE ARE SO GOOD I MAY HAVE ASCENDED INTO THE AXOLOTL’S WI-FI SIGNAL.

Chapter 1 self-insert?? A whole mood. That pose says “I survived Bill Cipher's eldritch monologue and all I got was this cosmic trauma.” And the redraw?? THE FACT THAT YOU REDREW MY CURSED ART AND MADE IT LOOK ACTUALLY COOL??? I’M LOSING IT. I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHHH

Also, I gotta say—I’m always a little stunned (in a good way!) when guys read this fic, especially since it’s a female reader insert. Not mad at all! Just like, “Sir. You read the cursed intimacy metaphors and emotionally feral triangle banter and said: yeah this speaks to me.” I know it’s not the most inclusive format (I picked a female reader for some plot reasons and because I'm a woman myself so it's easier for me to write a few things), so it really means a lot that people still vibe with the chaos regardless of gender. Y’all are the real anomalies <3

Thank you again for these—they are an absolute gift. You are officially part of the Cursed Canon Scrapbook now. Bill is glitching with approval.

DID I DRAW ANOTHER SELF INSERT FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE BILL CIPHER FANFICS? YES. DEFINITELY. ABSOLUTELY.

Hello to @selfless-solipsist and thank you for your amazing fanfiction!

Bill and the reader are once again raging homosexuals and it’s all my fault and i’m not sorry at all! The AXOLOTL approves as whole dimensions weep, and it’s okay.

Also I should have put this one ⬇️ before, but i didn’t really like how it turned out :^P

[amooo1023]

Hey! I've been chasing Bill Cipher since 2016. Fell in love with him in 2020. Can you do a Yandere!BillCipherxreader where the reader is completely obsessed with pokemon? Like more specific, dark type pokemon?

I don't know what to do with that sorry!

[selfless-solipsist]

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH!!! THIS MADE ME SO FRICKING HAPPY AAAAAAAAAGHHHHJH I'M SCREAAAAMIIIINNGGG ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@selfless-solipsist freaking LOVE till weirdmaggedon do us part!!!! has to be my favorite bill/reader fic

shh ignore how i use reader as an oc insert…..

[selfless-solipsist]

OH MY AXOLOTL. I am FLATLINING. I am GLITCHING. I am HONESTLY CONSIDERING SENDING YOU A THANK-YOU CARD WRITTEN IN MACARONI GLUE.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ANALYSIS. Like?? I never expected to get any deep-dive reactions to this fic—honestly I still think of it as just my cursed triangle-brainrot vent—and then you hit me with this beautifully unhinged, emotionally cracked-out detective board of red string and raw cosmic serotonin??? I'm in shambles.

Also the stuff you said about the Wife?? YES. You clocked her freak vibes IMMEDIATELY and I love you for that. I’ve been trying to balance her backstory in that bland-but-flavored way that fits a reader insert—we don’t go too deep so people can headcanon, but the lore IS there. Hidden. Brewing. Waiting. There are definitely more journal pages centered around her coming eventually (and maybe one from BEFORE Gravity Falls—still debating that with my beta but it’s on the table). They won’t all appear in chronological order, though. Reader’s story gets revealed like a cursed jigsaw puzzle that hisses when you try to finish it. So friendly reminder that TIME IS A LIE <3 4-15 14-15-20 20-18-21-19-20 20-8-5 14-21-13-2-5-18-19

After all, the narrative is broken, it’s Bill’s. Of course it’s chaotic.

BUT there is SO MUCH FORESHADOWING I’VE PUT IN that looks stupid or chaotic or like a throwaway joke now but TRUST ME… the sequel is coming. And when it hits, it’s gonna unearth EVERYTHING. The glitches. The Theraprism. The cosmic consequences of loving a being who used to think marriage was a prank. There’s a whole second layer under the mess and you, you absolute legend, are already clawing at the walls of it. I love that for you.

Honestly, this fic has become way more than I expected. There’s love and pain and insanity in every sentence and the fact that it made you feel something—ANYTHING—is everything to me. Thank you. THANK YOU. And if you’ve got more theories, throw them at me like eldritch spaghetti!

I will do my best to update soon (university is trying to kill me softly and academically), but I PROMISE more lore is coming. And maybe… a treat. For the readers. For you. Who knows???

After all. . .

This was never just a fic. This was always a trapdoor. Thank you for falling in. 💛

HELLO TO ANY USER ON THIS SITE WATCHING THIS POST, I HAVE THEORIES TO SHARE!!

Extra, extra!! "AO3 Fanfiction Makes Average Individual Crash Out!!" Fresh and new, everyone!

I have come with news about my recent favorite fanfiction, "Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part" by @selfless-solipsist. I come here to tell you audience about my experience with the fic so far for you readers out there to enjoy!!

I am Glitch, more know as Detective Chaos (by the author, truly a blessing btw) and let's begin!!

FOR ANY CHEATER OUT THERE WHO HAS NOT READ THE FANFIC AND WANTS TO KNOW THE ENDING TO EVERYTHING, THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS TO THE FANFIC. IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR EYES TO BURN AND YOUR BRAINCELLS TO DISAPPEAR, READ IT FIRST, YOU PSYCHO!!

Here is my brand new updated collage of all the photos i will talk about:

(Oops! Who wrote things on the pages?? Was it you, Mr. Kumquat?? Do i need to kill your family again?)

And here, we have the result of a 2am discovery. This was made in the comfort of my bed, a tea and bread on my left, and my trusted alibi, my star plushie to my right.

First and foremost, we have the wedding contract. This started it all, this made Bill want to shoot himself with a glitter gun.

(For now, i will name the reader as "Wife", i do not want to write a paragraph that long okay? I have school tomorrow...)

On the first chapter, we find out that Wife and Bill have just been married and are living together. Bill, as his former self, decides to torment Wife with teasing and verbal foreplay (or what can be considered foreplay in his mind). And as the reader, i can only say this is perfect for me. I love when people get how a character acts and thinks, it's like they cannonball'ed to the character's brain and played with their veins. And i love it.

And who could have guessed, the Axolotl (praise him) makes this marriage not by choice, but by a vision. He saw that Bill could change, as Wife just made him get the jackpot on "Ruining Bill's Sanity 3000™". Finally, the Pines Family got off their feet by the news. Mabel made confetti poppers filled with pink pudding, Dipper tried to rub his eyes of the nightmare his mind could be making up, Stan tried to escape the country (for the six time that week) and Ford only facepalmed with the disappointment a teacher has when he founds out everyone on his class didn't do their homework.

So not only do we get the chaotic meltdown of everyone in the Shack, but we also get this certificate of marriage by the two supposed lovebirds:

Sigh, how lovely. The most non-parable, and totally-a-mistake couple has been done. I take a sip of my tea as i watch the regret on the universe's face when they see what have they done.

I love how there is different colour letters to identify who's who. Just shows how much detail there is on here. And it surprises me, because this is only the start!

BUT WAIT!

What is that phrase up there?

Hmmm, what do, what do....

"Oh, i know! That looks like Cipher, right? Let me just decode it!" I say with joy.

...turns out i couldn't...

I don't know why, but i tried to copy what it said on FOUR.DIFFERENT.WEBSITES.

AND NOTHING WORKED.

So i just had to do it by an image and let me tell you...it was not easy

As you can see, i was losing my marbles...

Fortunately, i tried another website. And it finally worked!

...okay, not much there. But it can still count for something, right?

...

Right?....

Anyways, more chapters in, there was another cipher on the notes. So again, i needed to decode it!

But i didn't learn my lesson...

Plant a "Dumbass" sign to my head, i deserve it.

So what did i learned?

¹ Check if the codes are cipher BEFORE doing anything else

² The writer is good at making my brain roll around like a hamster ball

³ I'm a total idiot

Getting that out the way, i now have some theories to talk about.

As we all now, there has been journal related chapters about Wife, and i want to learn more about them.

Did she had a life before moving to Gravity Falls? Yes. Was that life happy? I don't think so. Will we know more about Wife in future chapters? I'M BEGGING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

So my theory implies that Wife was a total menace where they used to live. She was the one that stood out, the one people pointed and judged about, the town's freak, if you will. And when paranormal stuff happened around her, she decided to move out. She tried to find a place to stay, at least for a few months, but everything backfired. So her last resort was the town we know and love. And seeing the weirdness, the law-breaking logic, the strangeness of it all, she stayed. Wife finally found somewhere she founded safe, but turns out that she wasn't living there, the town is living with her. And Gravity Falls is now trapped with not one, but two menaces. Axolotl save us.

Next up in the list, "Ford and his crippling crush on a married woman"!

So, for what we know on the journal pages of the Wife herself, Ford has been trying to discover what does Wife bring to the town, and what her motive of her stay is. Like most of us curious people, we also want to know about Wife (or is that just me?). But Ford breaks the limbo bar by a kangaroo kick and decides to "study" her, making a whole page of some of his scenes with her:

This made my boots jump, my wig fell off and my eyes to get out of their sockets. FORD, EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD ASSUME SHE IS A WITCH?? DOES A 2000s LOW RISE JEAN AND A BOB SCREAM WITCH TO YOU?? (this is not an insult i love the authors art please dont burn me alive while rats eat my eyes 💔)

Getting out my "Magnifying Glass of Mystery™", i can see that Ford got attracted to Wife by her abnormal aura. He wonders why did she just appear out of nowhere, which makes him do more research. After some time, he concludes that she is just weird.

But that made her more interesting....

So when Bill founds out? Oh, he was MAD.

Because what if you got back into the mortal world, got happily (???) married with someone, and then your crazy weirdo ex tried to make your lover fell to their knees for him?? Yeah, i would be mad to. And now he tried to change your WIFES opinion about you, trying to give her reasons on why this was a bad idea and that you should have him instead? Oh yeah, that's the last straw.

And when you and your ring-tied person get to a family dinner you didn't ask to be in, he decides to still change them?? Hell to the no, brother!

I know Bill is not the best partner out there, but can you really blame him? He has been with at least the amount of people you will need to fill two whole cults, and i bet those relationships didn't last that much. And no, four millennias doesn't count. So he will may or may not be batshit at keeping a relationship. And now that he is married he may try to get that relationship afloat, that is, as afloat as a fruit basket on top of a washing machine can be. All for a change to be free of a prison full of lavender scented candles and a half-filled crayon box.

So there is a small reason he can be a little bit crazy jelly of their partner, which i totally get, by the way. But still, he needs this, he needs to keep it together and make his wife stay with him.

Because then what? Is it all gonna be worth the time? Is it all going to be fine with him? Will the Axolotl be happy about it?

Who knows...

Third thing i need to talk about is Bill falling harder for his wife!

Since Bill didn't know shit of his wife, he needed to impress her. As of now, he has to act as a college student working on a coffee shop and getting the minimum pay with his wife.

But then, then after some meltdowns and milkshake fights, he realizes that he really is trapped with her, isn't he? He knows that he should have thought of this better, should have thought he has changed.

And that scares him

It scares him how much she has made him more stable on the mortal world, how she has made him realize there is still someone out there who will stay with him to just listen, to hear him, to feel him.

It was something he never thought would happen, it was a whole nightmare. A critical headache, a feeling that was the same as dust in his eye. But know that he can truly see her real emotions, he starts to feel safe around her.

So when he tries to play it cool, not only does he make it worse, but Wife understand that he is afraid of the future. He is afraid of feeling genuine emotions, feeling attraction, feeling love.

Last up, "The Happy Chaos Family"!

After a whole rollercoaster of emotions between this two characters, there are hints between photos that show a small and tiny triangle.

This got me wondering "Wait, is that a reflection of Bill's past?" But then i scratched the idea because that did not make sense.

And so, i made a lot of theories with this new information:

¹ Bill goes to the past (somehow) and brings his old self

² There is a last survivor from his universe he didn't know about

³ A possible baby is made??

With this theories, i decided to check the notes/ chapters to see if i could come up with something.

And when i was looking around, my heart dropped to the floor.

I realized something

THIS IS BILL'S WORST PHOBIA

BILL IS ON THE THERAPRISM AGAIN?? BUT HOW?? WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO MAKE HIM GO AGAIN??

I was jumping on the walls, checking chapter by chapter to see if i could come up with something. But i don't know if i was blind or not, but at the time i couldn't find ANYTHING that helped me. So i was trying to come up with theories and solve ciphers, screaming "THE VOICES" as i hanged red string all around my room.

So i only had to wait...

And wait...

UNTIL

THE DINNER CHAPTER

Oh Mabel, you just made me crash out to an expired Dorito. Pat pat for you, clap clap.

THIS.THIS RIGHT HERE.MADE SO MUCH SENSE.

What did Bill learned after destroying his dimension? Don't trust nobody, you can always do things without anyones help, and maybe that he has family issues now. But the thing that stayed with him the most is that he was alone.

He was alone

He had nobody, he had to learn how to survive on his own, he had to confort himself.

He was alone

So what happens when you find a hot bitch (affectionately <3), marry her, and then get the idea of kids??

Oh boy...

And here is the display for "I have never been in a stable relationship and change makes me scared" individual. This unknown creature eats dreams at night, so watch out!

I am going to hit my head on a ceiling bus, this is amazing! This chapter didn't make me scratch my face like a wild cheetah and break my table with the force of a trencher, absolutely not!

...heh

Anyways, getting on topic.

I had a theory almost canon, if i can call it that. There has been a comfirmation that Bill is going to have a baby in the future, RIGHT IN OUR FACES! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED??

And not only that, my theory is almost true, which is a win to me! Good job Detective Chaos, back at it again. I rub dust off my shoulders and continue sipping my tea.

So now, the only thing we need to see is if there is something else that can make my theory true. So i waited a little longer, and yep!

Here it is!

Oh, how wonderful! Making me loose my sanity again! I see you Bill!

So, not only was i right, but we also get more lore on the family!

Yey!!

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIFE IS ON THE THERAPRISM TOO???????

HELLO?? WHAT HAPPENED??? HOW DID WE GET HERE???

So not only do i need to see what happened to this two idiots, but now THE KID IS TRAPPED THERE TOO?????

Okay! No big deal! I can just make more theories right!!

RIGHT?!?!?!

THIS WONT MAKE ME LOSE MY SANITY RIGHT??? ITS OKAY!! ITS ALL OKAY!!!

I JUST NEED TO PLAY IT COOL!! NO BIGGIE!!

LET ME GRAB MY TEA CUP FIRST!!

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psst

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psst!

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Hey you!!

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YES, YOU!!

...huh, i remember leaving this close

What happened? Why is everything blank??

WHO DID THIS??

WHO BROKE THE SCRE-

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-DETECTIVE CHAOS SIGNING OUT >;D

[selfless-solipsist]

Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [Ch. 9]

(just wanted to share the art I made for this chapter!)

He went quiet.

For once, for real, for painfully long seconds, Bill Cipher had nothing to say.

His aura crackled once, then dimmed, then crackled again like it couldn’t decide whether to explode or implode or just sulk eternally into the breakroom tile. You saw his pupil jitter, the way it always did when something was clawing around behind his ego—a memory maybe, or something worse. It trembled. Flickered. Shifted sideways into symbols. Not words. Not pictures. Just impressions. A series of broken, ancient runes flickering rapid-fire in the lens of him. A hand. A flame. Something flat. He looked like the moment after the explosion—smoke rising, colors wrong, edges too sharp to touch. And you had seen this kind of look before. In mirrors. In others. In yourself, once, on the floor of a stranger’s bathroom while the wallpaper peeled off and the world didn’t. He stared up at you. No tricks. No static smugness. Not even the shrieking gremlin sarcasm he wielded like a chainsaw. Just—quiet. Broken code humming against the tile.

You thought, maybe, if you blinked, he would scatter like light off glass.

But then—

“…You meant it,” he whispered. Not dramatic. Not teasing. Just a single note, cracked.

(Font used: Eregyrn Falls (Bill) <3)

THE HANDS LOOK SO WEIRD THO LMAOOO

[AO3 LINK HERE]

[billc1pherl0ver69]

hehe...bunni

ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

how bill would react to a bunny reader!

-you can choose your type of rabbit for this one

-you met bill a little (lot) after weirdmaggedon

-found his statue, shook the hand, he apeared!

-however your appearance was quite odd to him, hes seen tons of freakish nature of hybrids but hes never seen one that looks so...normal? yet it made you weird. you werent like the normal form of hybrids.

-it was cute to him

-so, just for the sake of being annoying, he stays with you.

-you live away from the town, more deep in the woods, but just far away to not be near any anomalies.

-sure you get your everyday gnome and such but their not much a bother to you

-so you and bill just started to hang out together

✦ . 　⁺DAY ONE!⁺ 　 . ✦

-seeing him sprawled out on your couch like a cat, hat on the table, and whatever was on the dvd player playing in the backround was kinda a surprise to you, i mean, who else has a dream demon stuck in their house and wont leave am i right?

-you wouldnt wake him and would instead just cook breakfast for yourself.

-hed wake up to the smell and come over to you

"heyyy no food for me!" "do you even...eat?"

-hed morph his eye into a mouth and that was all you needed to know

"...go make your own" "but i dont wanaaa"

-he was winy. so you just made him some hot cocoa, you have zero cofee or tea in your house, it was pretty cold outside anyways.

"thanks bunnyy~"

-the nickname would catch you off a bit

-bill started to call you any form of nickname that jumps back to your ears and tail. anything along the lines off 'bunny doll'. 'floppy' or just plain 'bunny' would suffice for him. but he mainly used bunny

-the rest of the day seemed pretty chill, no big occurances, or really anything weird would happen that day. so you were fine!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧˚THE CLOSER BITZ!˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

-timeskip to maybe around a month or two, your schedule is all the same. make food take care of angry demon, go to store. chores, get bothered, chill out some, sleep!

-but gradually you guys got well, close

-this guy started to get BIG in touch. hed always size himself down to lay on your head when your watching tv, messing and twirling with your hair. hed mess with your ears a bunch, commenting on your ears and how fluffy they were

"man what kind of shampoo do you use, its soooo soft! i needa try it" "bill you dont even have hair, or fur no less" "can i atleast knowwww~" "...the pet shampoo that smells like flowers."

-he found it funny you use pet shampoo, but hey whatever gets the job done

-during nights, hed sleep with you

-you did originally lay out a blanket and pillow, but he never used that shit.

-so hed be on your bed. at first sprawled out leaving you with little blanket, but then hed be very clingy, holding onto you all night

-this felt kinda odd, how does a two dimmensional triangle even sleep clinged onto someone. eh, thats best left unknown

"give me your body heat"

-hes very very VERY cold. for no reason whatsoever.

-so being warm is the best thing for him

-he forcefully made you buy a heating bad just so its a warm blanket for him

-which he loves a lot

-some days its just really funny to where you wake up and hes just holding onto you tighter as he sleeps on you, hes like a little backpack.

-the closet interaction you guys had before the relationship was prolly when he was around you, licking your neck and shit. he got pulled off a ya REALLLY quick

₊ ˚ ✩ ｡˚ ˚☽HOW BILL CONFESSED₊ ˚ ✩ ｡˚ ˚☽

-bills way of confession is just like him! fuckin weird

-youd never expect anything along the lines of flowers and a cute date, nope! nothing of the sort.

-but hed planned this thing for like a week, so hes giving all hes got on this

-while you were out the house, he started to decorate the living room

-decking it all in teeth, blood, and roses, just for the romantic effect. he dims the lights and makes old fifties music (and maybe a song or two from grease) play.

-when you got home, you were exetremely shocked

-in the middle was bill, doing his best pose, tongue holding a rose. blood on the floor wrote 'BE MY LOVER!'

-being so used to bills weird antics. you laughed.

-bill seemed kinda sad..?

"why are you laughing? do you not like me back!"

-you stopped laughing, and explained that yes. you do like him, and you would be in a relationship

"YIPPPEEE!"

⚠️☆⋆｡ANGST⚠️☆⋆｡

(id suggest skipping the last two categories if you dont like this kinda stuff ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა)

BILLS PART:

-he has lots of trauma from the theraprism, from solidary confinement to tooo many memories with his past. he gets lots of panic attacks and just crys

-exetreme separation issues now that your together. he wants to be with you all the the time! ALL THE TIME.

-hes a nerve biter, so he bites a lot of stuff. which is just not the funnest to fix.

-he still thinks about ford a lot. how he fumbled him. hes scared hell make that same mistake again with ypu, and he doesnt wanna loose you at all!

-your always there to comfort him when hes sad or scared. he loves you for that.

YOUR PART:

-you really hate your bunny features

-scratch that, EVERYONE hates your bunny feathures

-when you go out your always getting weird stares, some nasty remarks and such

-some stores dont even allow you!

-that really fucks up your mental health

-so yeah, youve struggled with some harm

-bill found out a bit ago. he loves pain, but this kind of pain didnt really suit you much, too depressing and not silly

-he comforts you, knowing you struggle with it a lot, he keeps most sharp objects out of reach. hell handle the knifes for the food, scissors? those are locked up. pencil sharpeners? he put all the screwdrivers in the mindscape so hell only give you one when you need one. this is just all to keep you safe

-but most sad days are usually ended with bedtime kisses :3

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(AGAIN SKIP THIS PART IF UNCOMFY!)

-you know how people like to say bills got a long tongue? well lets just say his kisses go DEEP into your throat. like deep deep. he loves your cute reaction to it all

-he holds onto your bunny ears when going at it

-BITES

-you could probably top him, slim chance though

-hes not always in the mood but he will get in it if you are. anything to please his bunny!

-bill uses both a human form and his normal form when it comes to sex

-in his human form, well, it like normal sex

-in his normal demon form, he uses tendrils while he nips and sucks at your flesh

-bill would have kinks no dought. like TONS. but i feel the more larger ones would be a bite kink, pred + prey kink (?). bondage, blood (probably) and maybe even some more kinks on the risque side. hell only express them if your comfortable to, which most of the time is yes

-condoms and birth control nessasary!

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

in coclusion, yall are pretty chill together!

(REQUESTS SHOULD BE OPEN!)

[selfless-solipsist]

Till Vibrations Do Us Part!

[Bill Cipher x Reader] [AO3]

IT’S ME, YOUR FAVORITE GEOMETRIC NIGHTMARE—BACK WITH A BRAND NEW, ABSOLUTELY NOT CANON SIDE-STORY THAT DEFINITELY DIDN’T HAPPEN (EXCEPT IT TOTALLY DID), AND I’M HERE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT.

—a smutty soul-wrecking, triangle-thirsting, eldritch-loving bonus fic from the unhinged universe of “Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part”!

[AO3 LINK HERE]

An emotionally devastating, uncomfortably hot, horrifyingly hilarious, triangle-humping literary detour that in NO WAY affects the plot of the main story. No siree. Just a little harmless eldritch erotica between a morally ambiguous human and her chaos husband who may or may not glitch when emotionally touched. Normal stuff. Cozy, even.

TOTALLY UNCONNECTED TO THAT MAIN STORY. HAHA. HA.

[selfless-solipsist]

✨🌀 NEW ADDITION TO THE FIC UNIVERSE 🌀✨

IMPORTANT:

This contains MAJOR SPOILERS if you haven’t read Chapter 20 of "Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part". So if you’re not up to date, I recommend holding off.

Hey hey! I know it’s been a while since the last chapter update (I swear I’m working on it, okay, don't look at me like that), but in the meantime—I made a little treat! 💛

This is a short, slightly interactive PDF gamebook tied to the fic Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [Bill Cipher x Reader]. It’s not mandatory to enjoy the main story, but it does contain deeper lore, hints, and emotional chaos for those who want to dig a little deeper.

So click around, explore, and enjoy the chaos. It’s mostly emotional damage disguised as a silly game, like all good things are!

📁 Link will take you to a Google Drive PDF. It’s better to download the file first so all the clickable links work properly. If you just view it in the browser, not every function plays nice.

Have fun, detectives. 💌

[selfless-solipsist]

🔺FOR SCIENCE AND REGRET!🔺

I made these cursed pages for Chapter 5 of Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part [Bill Cipher x Female Reader], a totally normal(!) rom-com where you "accidentally" marry a triangle and now your life is held together with sarcasm, eldritch glitter, and emotional damage lasagna.

Font by: ~ Chloe ~ !!!

Check out the fic here: Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part

Featuring: Poor decision-making, interdimensional marriage drama, passive-aggressive eggplants(?), Ford Pines experiencing seventeen emotions and repressing eighteen, Bill making inappropriate jokes, a reader with morals (not good ones), *cough cough* probably some smut along the way + ROMANCE (questionable)

[selfless-solipsist]

Honestly I don’t even know why I’m actually writing this to you, but I felt like this idea is too absurd to get lost in my mind forever— I just thought about the STUPIDEST AU for your fanfiction, it’s like an opposite AU (?) (like are like what anti-mabel is to mabel) and I need to share it

So, Bill Cipher is afraid of losing himself and actually becoming what the Theraprism wants him to become. What if in this AU, that actually works somehow, but when he got ‘“better”’ the reader (who in this AU is also a ‘“normal”’ person) shakes his hand before he could reincarnate, freeing him. At this point the story is kinda the same, the AXOLOTL makes them marry each other, yada yada…

BUT

They actually hate each other and kind of want to get rid of the other— Even tho on the outside they look like the PERFECT sitcom couple

Oh, and Bill is actually Pyramid Steve in this one

Anyhow, sorry for this crazy thing I’m not even sure if I wrote in correct English, you don’t even have to answer I just needed to get it out of my system 😭☠️

OH MY GOD this is both cursed and delightful and I thank your brain for its service. I have no clue who Pyramid Steve is (I’m clearly not deep enough in the fandom abyss, had to google him AND HE'S SO CUTE WHAT) but I love the sitcom-perfect-except-they-hate-each-other energy. That’s so “married but in a legally-binding hostage way.”

Also fun fact: the fic originally had Bill trying to off the Reader (hence the multivitamin joke in Chapter One), but I scrapped the whole idea because that would just send him right back to the Theraprism. Self-sabotage isn’t sexy, Bill!

Anyway, thank you for this absolutely feral AU concept. It lives in my brain now. Rent-free. Probably arguing with the blender.

[wallbreakerthefourth]

THE BEST BILL CIPHER X READER FIC FRRRRR

TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART (This is not a drill. This is a triangle yelling at you through your brain-meats.)

HEY YOU! YES YOU! Do you crave romance that tastes like someone dropped a Nicholas Sparks novel in a vat of radioactive glitter?! Do you like love stories with emotional trauma, eldritch tax evasion, grocery store explosions, and one sentient triangle who once tried to become God but now has to do laundry?!?

THEN CONGRATULATIONS, FLESHSACK! You’ve just stumbled into the most cursed rom-com that legally counts as marriage counseling in twelve dimensions. Welcome to:

“TILL WEIRDMAGEDDON DO US PART” A fanfic where I, Bill Cipher—chaos deity, triangle fashion icon, nightmare-made-sarcasm—am FORCED into a marriage trial with YOU, some dangerously unbothered human with a sarcasm stat higher than my ego.

WHY READ THIS FANFIC? ✔️ It’s got heart! ✔️ It’s got horror! ✔️ It’s got a sentient yogurt aisle that may or may not be bleeding! ✔️ And did I mention? I’m in it.

We’re talking existential flirting, legally sanctioned domestic terrorism, bathwater that might be sentient, and one woman who said “yeah sure, I’ll marry the triangle, what’s the worst that could happen?”

THIS IS NOT A “I CAN FIX HIM” FIC. WE'RE BOTH BROKEN. WE JUST MADE IT WEIRD TOGETHER.🔥

So grab your glitter-sigil pajamas, sacrifice a toaster, and dive into the cosmic nightmare-romcom you didn’t know you needed. Side effects may include:

Third-degree sarcasm

Unholy shipping

Ford Pines having a midlife crisis in aisle 7

Weekly acts of violence (sanctioned by the Axolotl™)

Me, cackling in eldritch stereo

"It’s not a love story. It’s horror disguised as comedy." ✨Read now… or I’ll mail you cursed wedding invitations that scream when opened.✨

[AO3 LINK HERE]

[selfless-solipsist]

STOP EVERYTHING. This is the funniest and most cursed thing I’ve ever seen and I am OBSESSED. The “aww my sweet sugar honey pie 🥰” vs “we need to kill them” dynamic has me in tears. Reader and Bill absolutely ready to commit homicide while their opposites are reenacting a Hallmark fever dream?? ICONIC.

Also not confirming anything (or am I?), but this idea might slither its way into a chapter someday… you may have accidentally created canon bait. No take-backs!

Chapter 18 is almost done, but I would be honored to include these in Chapter 19—seriously, thank you for blessing me with this chaotic masterpiece. Your brain is a war crime in the best way and I love it.

Honestly I don’t even know why I’m actually writing this to you, but I felt like this idea is too absurd to get lost in my mind forever— I just thought about the STUPIDEST AU for your fanfiction, it’s like an opposite AU (?) (like are like what anti-mabel is to mabel) and I need to share it

So, Bill Cipher is afraid of losing himself and actually becoming what the Theraprism wants him to become. What if in this AU, that actually works somehow, but when he got ‘“better”’ the reader (who in this AU is also a ‘“normal”’ person) shakes his hand before he could reincarnate, freeing him. At this point the story is kinda the same, the AXOLOTL makes them marry each other, yada yada…

BUT

They actually hate each other and kind of want to get rid of the other— Even tho on the outside they look like the PERFECT sitcom couple

Oh, and Bill is actually Pyramid Steve in this one

Anyhow, sorry for this crazy thing I’m not even sure if I wrote in correct English, you don’t even have to answer I just needed to get it out of my system 😭☠️

OH MY GOD this is both cursed and delightful and I thank your brain for its service. I have no clue who Pyramid Steve is (I’m clearly not deep enough in the fandom abyss, had to google him AND HE'S SO CUTE WHAT) but I love the sitcom-perfect-except-they-hate-each-other energy. That’s so “married but in a legally-binding hostage way.”

Also fun fact: the fic originally had Bill trying to off the Reader (hence the multivitamin joke in Chapter One), but I scrapped the whole idea because that would just send him right back to the Theraprism. Self-sabotage isn’t sexy, Bill!

Anyway, thank you for this absolutely feral AU concept. It lives in my brain now. Rent-free. Probably arguing with the blender.