#bitch youre a fucking idiot

[awkwardgaydude]

Oh my fucking God now he's convinced he has copd

I swear he just wants to drive himself fucking crazy and think he has every fucking disease under the God damn sun.

I need to fucking leave so I don't have to deal with him anymore and don't have to hear him complaining and worrying every 10 minutes.

[c-hrona]

The Lovers

(but make it a gif).

[lucabyte]

*ignores the frag grenade i just threw at everyone* anyway,

can you believe this is the first time ive managed to draw a fullbody loop whos standing up.

i can finally express my headcanon-- not that loop has body horror inbuilt perma-heels-- but that they've just got perpetual barbie foot. they just got too used to wearing their little bootsies. a real "hey dude do you like, want shoes or something?" type stance. i dont even think its a concious choice i think if you pointed it out they'd get embarrased.

[ocpder]

Non-traumagenics stop acting oppressed for being a system/disabled when you are not disabled because you're not a system challenge

[sciderman]

[padawansuggest]

Sometimes I remember that Lukas’s own headcanon is that Vader’s power was finally unsuppressed and became a full fledged 40k (meaning that 28k was supposed to be a suppressed number somehow no idk how I just know it’s his own thoughts on it and I accept that because that’s a boss idea okay, it lives in my brain) and therefore when Obi-Wan beat the shit outta Vader by throwing rocks at him he literally beat up one of the most powerful beings to ever exist and I’m like 👁️👄👁️

[attractthecrows]

thinking about Alistair in the aftermath of Sy's self-sacrifice where she just left him behind..... he couldn't do anything to save her, he couldn't even see the battle, fuck that must hurt like hell. He can't even GRIEVE. he had someone to talk to about Duncan, but the love of his life gave hers for Ferelden and he doesn't even get the benefit of a few days of privacy because she fucking made him King. he has to LEAD.

but he still goes up to the battleground. he can't not. He has to find her, and he does, and he tenderly, carefully picks up her broken body. Those eyes he loved, closed, that face he loved, expressionless and still. If not for the sickly white shards of bone peeking through her raven hair, the thick dark blood dripping from her nose, she could be asleep. She's not, but she could be. And he carries her - fuck, where??

I can see the well-meaning Andrastian nobility and Chantry priests trying to organize a "proper Andrastian" funeral pyre. But she wasn't Andrastian, and Alistair won't let that happen. No. He watched her bury Tamlen; she will be buried in the Dalish fashion, with cedar branch and oaken staff, and a tree planted for her. A silver birch; her favorite. If he can manage it, in the castle courtyard. What are they going to do, tell the King he can't bury their Hero wherever he damn well pleases?

Even if they tried, I think Anora would back him. Especially if she saw that Dalish ring on his finger, far too small for his hands, but perfectly sized to Mahariel's. She gets it. She didn't get the chance to have a proper funeral for Cailan, after all.

[finnitesimal]

desperately need qphil to see qmissa in fuckingasshole mode. we got a glimpse of it during the lull between maze event things when he caught missa and tubbo sneaking into the off limits areas and tubbo told him it was missa's idea and missa snapped at him. but they got distracted too quickly we didn't get to stew in it. I so badly want missa to be Mean and for phil to realize maybe he Doesn't know his husband well at all. (bc ur so right they have BARELY spent time together they each have these built up ideas in their heads of what the other is like. I would kill and die for them to just spend a day Building together. work on a project and get on each other's nerves. it would be enrichment for the enclosure)

The fact that he and Tubbo both instantly collapse into shocked laughter is. Yeah. Me when I hide aspects of myself to make myself more appealing to people around me

Missa doesn't want Phil knowing about fuckingasshole mode there's a Specific Him he's trying to project forwards it's Sweet Stronger Cooler Better him with great muscles and is even greater at being father to their son. Just this unattainable picture of what he thinks Phil would want vs Phil painting his own picture of who he thinks the guy he spent a couple of weeks with before he dipped and acting accordingly to that little lovely musical guy and Missa who's too coward to say otherwise. Like a funhouse mirror in here guys

Missa absolutely knows Phil's a cunt though it's like his default state he doesn't mind/care

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.

[voidplume]

trying to convince my partner to play wow by dangling the cgi tauren and orcs in front of his face like ooooh look you love big men you love big hairy men with muscles ooooooh

[knifearo]

deleting this stupid shit off my post but here’s just a reminder that ace people can do whatever the FUCK they want. you can have sex whenever you want for whatever reason you please and you never have to justify that to anyone. you can decide NOT to have sex for whatever reason you want and you never have to justify that to anyone. you don’t owe anyone sex or celibacy and the validity of someone’s asexuality has nothing to do with the amount of sex they have. learn what asexuality is before you waltz onto my post to say something harmful and fucking incorrect. “asexuals can have sex” “asexuals shouldn’t have sex” ASEXUALS CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. our bodily autonomy is OUR bodily autonomy and i wish everyone opening their mouths to say something about what ace people can do with their own damn lives and their own damn bodies a very shut the fuck up and die.

[helianthus21]

i know Han-seok being charismatic is part of what makes him so dangerous but the idea of him having to channel his brother's kindness/charm/humanity in order to win people over is so hgggg

[californiaquail]

was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

[yashley]

remember when tiberius couldn’t shut the fuck up around high ranking authority figures and immediately got clocked for being a disrespectful egotistical jackass

[definitelyjunehomestuck]

"we can always tell" motherfuckers when they see a teenage boy, a teenage girl, a black woman, and a bearded man in pink;

[year2000electronics]

i dont like it when you search a tag on tumblr and it shoves untagged-but-mentions-the-tag text posts into the recent feed. like this is the 'bitching on your own blog in your own house' website but i dont want to see peoples bitching-in-their-house about a very big interest of mine. that wasnt meant for my eyes. im not in the house theyre bitching in. leave me alone tumblr