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trujellyfish · 4 months

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i miss weed so much but i told myself i wasnt gonna smoke til i knew when my top surgery is bc i cant smoke 6 weeks prior to that but im still waiting for them to confirm my appointment so im sitting around like i could probably have a lil bit.... as a treat..... right.....?

#i called to follow up #bc i wasnt sure what was up #and the nurse was like 'we call in order so we're still going thru ppl we saw in december'#and i was seen in january so i'll probably get an appt set sometime in the next month or two #but idk how soon the appt will be then #so like maybe i have time #but maybe i dont #bitches i just wanna be high #do Not suggest edibles to me lmao i dont WANT them i wanna smoke

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louismygf · 5 months

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some louis tomlinsons i never posted ^_^

#louis tomlinson #louisupdates #louisprojectstracks #lfltracks #mindofwalls #tracksintheam #usertomlinsonsource #dailytomlinson #im not Getting his likeness it's making me so insane #does it look like him?!!?!? no but if i caption it louis Then u will know #anyw these r sketches that still look kinda presentable to me #souwee if these look unfinished unpolished it's bc they are shdjdjd #vans louis & chemical formula louis were way back in 2021 (when i first became a fan)#afhf one some time in 2022 #all the others were drawn in feb 2023 except the aotv one which was march 2023 #aotv being. the one where he's in a suit yup #i wanna practice drawing him some more. ive been practicing when i have time (not a lot) since 2021 basically. he's become my muse kinda !#i need to work on my realism🥲 it's the effect of never ever stanning a real person... so all ive drawn my whole life is anime&cartoons LOL #i have to draw him everyday i wanna like. devote all my free time into getting my fanart of him to look Right #you look like youd be easy to draw BITCH. if that's an insult then saying louis is hard to draw must be high praise!!!!!#ignore the fact that it may be just a skill issue on my end #if you read this far... erm... thanks! rbs are super appreciated thank you! ❤️#my louis #liz.art

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vulgarcunt · 1 year

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Maybe YOU aren’t the bitch with aspd/npd/bpd that’s a bad person but I am

#i hate people with pds that wanna appeal to neurotypicals so badly #‘look at me i have this pd and i am good!!! give me a sticker!!!’#🙄 get over urself get off your high horse bitch #if you even sneeze wrong those people u wanna be liked by so badly would lynch u #im a bitch with many pds and i have no morality and no desire to conform #and apparently if i am im contributing to the stigma #like I really don’t give a shit #let ppl with pds that are labeled as evil be evil #no my pds do not make me a bad person either im just a bad person with said pds #the empaths would have a stroke if they met me #cluster b #aspd #npd #bpd

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universalsatan · 13 days

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okay like. i haven’t read a lot. crippling undiagnosed adhd and probably memory issues have kept me from consuming books since like elementary school. i probably finished one assigned novel in high school and i finally finished a whole novel for fun last year. i’m churning through moby dick slowly atm, but as a decent editor and writer and hence someone associated with the writing community and seeing those booktok recs or whatever…

girl tell me why the first book i open. starts with a fucking. spotify playlist. like, i was Aware that these books were wattpad-level. but i didnt think it was THAT wattpad holy shit

#and i dont tend to judge music taste either #but let’s just say im looking at half of these artists on this playlist. and i can already Tell #also for context since i know people can bitch #it’s not that i DIDNT read during that time #i tried so fuckin hard to read. it’s just i would power thru a chunk. then have to put it down. and then by the time id be able to pick it #up again. i’d have forgotten everything and would have to start over again. eg i restarted the chopin bibliography i have like 3 times #i read quite a few short stories tho #the one book in high school was the wars btw. fuck i cant remember the author. timothy smth. but it was very good #anyways. just had to rant bc i wanna see Just How Bad It Is since i technically Am kinda working in a writing-community-adjacent thing #and need to see for myself. how bad this is. i just cant get past the spotify playlist im gonna cry #a while back i tried kinda reading bits of love hypothesis and god. GOD. HFNGNGNNGG #so i already have a suspicion for what im in for #but i need to see MORE of the bad smut people are calling prose or whatever #mandont

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breadboylovin · 5 days

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dude if something gay doesnt happen to me soon i might actually go insane

#text #ughhhh trying to refrain from bitching and moaning in these tags. but oh my god.#being a fat trans dude is awesome but also kinda sucks like damn nobody want me fr!!#i hate that i had to grow up in one of the more nasty conservative parts of florida pre t no confidence in high school #and then had like a few months of actually doing gay shit w someone in college before getting rocked by a trauma response or some shit #so bad that it feels like i forgot how to do anything socially #why does one prolonged bad experience with someone when i was 15 still have to affect me like this as an adult. im a grown ass man #WHYYYYYYY DO I STILL FEEL LIKE THIS #dude i just wanna lay on someones lap like a cat again. is that so much to ask. kms

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sypro123art · 1 year

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summer time clones

#clone high #clone high jfk #clone high joan of arc #joanfk #my apologies if I haven’t posted in a while #sometimes forgor to post on tumblr #but sometimes I got nothin good to post so lmao #anyway can y’all keep it positive and not be like #sayin like fuck X and can’t believe this mf did Y and Z #just wanna make some goody ship art and not bitch bout what happened on the show lol #yes I still like the ship shh #syart

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tswwwit · 2 years

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I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

#answers #Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him #Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in #In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros #“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???”#He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper #A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic #It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans #After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with #Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction #To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it #Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality.#The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi #And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.'#While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses #Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure #Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons #It's. Nice. REALLY nice.#There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this #Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts

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firelise · 5 months

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I hope iLoveMakkonen is high as shit with a fine ass man beside him looking at this drake shit just giggling. I hope he put out a song thats just called 'I told y'all' featuring lil nas x and santana

#god bless makkonen #drake did him SO dirty straight up homophobic piece of shit #playin lil boy high school games with his whole career #every now and then a re-remember that shit n get mad all over again #how u gon be my homie make a song with me but the moment i come out u ghost n then make fun of me in the club acting like im contagious #when u KNEW I was gay but now u just dont wanna be seen with a gay dude - BITCH BEHAVIOR #fuck drake

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bunnihearted · 1 year

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im so stupid for thinking anyone would ever love me

#ever since i was 13 i've longed for 'love'#i watched others around me start going on dates and getting their first kiss getting into their first relationships #i thought 'it's ok. when u start high school u'll have a bf'#but hs came and i watched everyone around me have sex for the first time and get into more serious relationships and fall in love etc etc #i was still alone and unwanted. so i thought it's ok. it's ok. maybe when u get ur first job or get into ur 20s. maybe online. maybe maybe #now im still... alone. and unwanted. i dont think ppl who hasnt experienced this knows how fkn isolating and alienating it is #no one has ever wanted to date me. or kiss me. or have sex w me. or had a crush on me or been in love w me.#i have no idea what it feels when someone touches me. i've never experienced what it's like .. all those things i dont wanna think abt it #i feel so extremely hideous and disgusting. like a disease no one wants to get close to. and why do i still long and ache for it???#shouldnt i have gotten used to it by now? i fall in love. i want. but i always do it all on my own. hust as im alone in everything.#*just. trying not to kms bc i couldnt press the right fkn letter dumb bitch #i want to.. i want to.. but i dont think im someone who gets to experience these things

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schmooplesthesecond · 1 year

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after watching the one-shot with the BG3 cast my BG2 loving ass wants a whole DLC in Athkatla PLEASE

also please more self indulgent cameos. i want drizzt IN game and fuckable, larian

#bg3 #high roller spoilers #bg3 cast plays dnd #also i just wanna make jon irenicus die again #also BODHI that bad ass bitch

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normalsnails · 4 months

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My silly little protags in a nutshell

Hidehisa : Class of 09' character but WORSE. also a murderer Takeshi : Typical spoiled rich kid who ends up going insane because of silly high rise place Myra : The normal one compared to these two. and she is not normal @.@ (Posh jobsworth, her job is student council president. Who also likes the idea of Social Darwinism)

#love making my characters assholes #or bad bitches #and both #third high rise world #silly little protags #takeshi my precious #myra my precious #hidehisa my precious #as much as i love them i do not wanna be around them #hidehisa would peer-pressure me into what the hell she does idk but its definitely not legal #takeshi is just an. asshole idk #myra is stuck up and pretentious #not my kinda people

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seaoreos · 28 days

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idk if you ever got the poem I sent, but if you did I hope you liked it 👉👈

I DID my adhd ass just literally hasn’t read it yet I’m so sorry JDJJDHDHD

#I WANNA READ IT I ether just keep forgetting or my brain just says ‘no’ like BITCH FYM NO #god help us all.#asks #hero-in-high-tops

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opens-up-4-nobody · 10 months

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#holy fuck. knock on wood. fingers crossed. press my thumbs. i think the pain is cycling down #like probably its this bad bc my body is weak from fighting an allergic reaction and i think lam1ctal can cause some menstral issues #but like holy fuck. i cannot go thru that again. just hours of being nauseous and crumpled in pain #i was very very very seriously considering going to the hospital. but like ive ridden in an ambulance before and i dont wanna spend like #1000 dollars to go like 10min down the road. bullshit. god i hope its stopping #it was just like so much pain i didnt kno what to do. absolutely intolerable. ugh.#please dont let this happen tomorrow 🙏 please please please. i have to teach #and ny roommate is staying here the next 2 nights after not seeing her for like months #y now? 😭 im gonna have to b like hi *visibly disheveled* if i talk i might puke. bye.#i wish i could just sleep thru this. ibuprofen is not helping 😭#im just worried if i went to the hospital theyd make me wait for hours in the waiting room. shaking with pain. and then id b fine by the #time they got to me. like yea srry i was jusy being a lil bitch abt a normal bodily process lol. god. ppl with high levels of chronic pain #how tf do u do it? i dont think im strong enough. but i guess u probably get used to it. god that sucks so bad #ugh. i wish my mom was here. i want her to just pet my hair until i feel better 😭 but nooo shes going off to have fun in canada #so she's gonna b even farther from me than normal 😭#unrelated

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petrellicest · 7 months

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People who like/rb my heroes gifsets (from my main tbf) and then I go on their blog and they’re like NO INCEST NO PETRELLICEST EW GROSS BAD. Buddy this is the freaks n degenerates fandom. cmon man

#i mean I make plenty of gifs that aren’t like obvious Petrellicest vibes or are just scenes from the show lol. just makes me laugh #ok fine if it’s not ur thing coolio but don’t be a dick getting on your high horse. all our ships are problematic here.#we may not agree on anything but we don’t judge each other in the heroes fandom cmon man. lol #anyway fine I’ll block you if you feel that strongly. no content for u. lol #ok hater bitch time but ppl who ship the ship that is arguably the least ‘problematic’ of the major heroes ships #(so the one that’s not technically incest or involving a teenage girl lol)#who have some sort of superiority complex about it. buddy. 🤨#ok hater bitch moment over #(doesn’t apply to all of them of course. most of u are cool)#rant now here and not on main bc I didn’t wanna deal with nonsense on my main more than I already do lol

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depravedangelbaby · 9 months

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#babe got a dab pen tonight n im gonna take tiny hits n see how i feel #i miss getting high dude :(#i yearn to be stoned #i just can't smoke flower without getting panic attacks now it's so unfair :(#so we'll see how small pen hits feel!!#i just wanna be a stoney bitch again :(#okay that's all #angel rambles

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creatediana · 7 months

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"John Donne" - a charcoal imitation of the 1622 Portrait of John Donne at the age of 49 by an unknown artist, drawn 2/26/2024

This is a purposefully rough work; I hadn't drawn a single thing in two weeks since giving up on a personal and difficult drawing I had worked on during January-February. This was done in about 30-to-40 minutes with just willow charcoal; no pencils and very minimal erasing, so somebody doesn't get the privilege of defined eyelids.

#im happy w it for the amount of effort i put in #that last thing i was drawing... oh im mad and upset like crazy again even thinking about it!!! so im not gonna talk abt!!!#im just gonna shut up about it and you should too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#2024 #my drawing #visual art #john donne #charcoal #charcoal drawing #i was just gonna say the last thing was too much effort for how upset i was with it >:( but SHUT UP!!!!!!!#im so unhappy. my dad reminded me of it bc i guess he forgot i told him i quit it two weeks ago #i got super snappy w him but even thinking about it now makes me wanna cry. i've purposefully put it out of my mind #and now thinking about it again has put me in a bad mood when i wasn't before #i need to do more quick practice drawings as opposed high-effort concentrated works #cuz i gotta face it :) im just not that good at drawing :)#what a more skilled artist could do in a few hours takes me days or weeks #im more satisfied too usually w the low-effort works. i guess bc they aren't crushed under the weight of expectation #man FUCK expectations!!!!!!!!!!!#alright i gotta go im in a bad mood goodnight #bitches >:(

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