#bkdk quote

[marimeeko]

If this is not the very description of Katsuki and Izukus relationship....

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[silverynight]

Izuku: Til death do us part, right, Kacchan? Katsuki: It's cute you think death can separate us.

[definetelysaidatua]

Denki: *filing in paperwork for Bakugou at the hospital bc he has a broken arm* Okay, who do you want as your emergency contact?

Bakugou: Deku

Denki: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohh boy this could take a while

Bakugou:

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.

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[lowlightsahead]

Izuku, drunk: I am in love with Kacchan

Izuku, drunk: He is the best, most amazing hero

Izuku, drunk: He is also very pretty , his red eyes are my favourite shade

Izuku, drunk: But you won't tell him, right?

Katsuki, who is carrying him home: Yeah I wont.......

[katmeowpower]

We know, Izuku. This is the real translation. 👍

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha "could've been canon" quotes/scenarios

Fake Deku: *walks into the common room and over to Katsuki*

Fake Deku: "Hey Bakugou! Want to go spa-"

Half of class 1 a: *suddenly jumps the fake deku*

Fake Deku: "Wait! What are you guys doing! Get off me!"

Ochako: "Cut the bullshit, we know you're not Deku"

Fake Deku: *detransforms into some random villain*

Villain: "But how? I haven't done anything out of the ordinary!"

Todoroki: "Midoriya never calls Bakugou, Bakugou"

Tenya: "In fact we're not entirely sure he knows how to say Bakugo's real name"

Katsuki: Besides, danger sense would have alerted Izuku before everyone jumped you and gotten out of the way. So really you're just stupid"

Jirou: "Wait, sense this guy isn't Deku-"

Momo: "Where's the real one!?"

●●●●●●●

Meanwhile at the villain's hideout:

Izuku: "So you see, you can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to be a villain"

Villain 1: *sniffling* "That's so deep man"

Villain 2: *crying* "No one's ever told us that before! Thank you!"

Villain 3: *sobbing uncontrollably* "Thank you so much! Im gonna turn my whole life around now, I promise!"

Villain 4: *sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices and having a mental crisis*

Izuku: *slightly flustered* "There's really no need to thank me! You guys should have been told all this from the beginning!"

All four villains: *thinking* 'And he's humble too!'

●●●●●●●

Back at UA:

Aizawa: "So you mean to tell me he's been missing for FIVE HOURS!?"

Katsuki: *frustrated sigh* Yeah"

Aizawa: *insert groan of dissapointed and frustration*

Aizawa's phone: *rings*

Aizawa: "What!?"

Villain 1: "Um, is this Erasurehead?"

Aizawa: "Yes, what do want? I'm in the middle of important business!"

Villain 1: "Well, you see, we have one of your students, Midoriya, and we want to know where we should drop him off at?"

Aizawa: "...."

Aizawa: "What do mean 'drop him off at'"?

Villain 1: Well, he kind of gave us a talk about how we don't need to be villains and now we all feel bad about the stuff we did and want to give him back to you"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly while dragging his hand down his face*

Aizawa: "Meet me at the abandoned choclate factory over on 15th street"

Villain 1: "Okay! Yeah, we can do that and I just want to say how sorry we are for kidnapping him! We're fully expecting to be arrested when we get there, so don't worry about us putting up a fight"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly and hangs up*

Katsuki who listened to the whole conversation on speaker phone: "So he did it again?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "And now you have to call the police and do more paperwork than you want to?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "Want me to go with you to pick him up or..."

Aizawa: "Yes, lord knows he's gonna need someone to talk to on the way back and I cannot deal with him right now."

Katsuki: "So... what do we do with this guy?"

Katsuki: *jabs finger towards the shapeshifing villain who is tied and gagged with sero's tape snd spewing muffled curses at them*

Aizawa:"Hand him over to campus security and let them take care of him"

Katsuki: *nods and drags the screaming villain out the door with him*

Aizawa: "Im getting too old for this"

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Later at the abandoned Chocolate Factory:

Aizawa, Katsuki, and a handful of cops walk into the Factory:

Izuku: *jumping up and down while waving his hand*

Cops: *rush over to arrest the villains*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan!! Over here!"

Katsuki: "We know, idiot! We aren't blind!"

Villain 1 being arrested: *whispering* That's 'Kacchan'? I thought he'd be nicer"

Villains 2-4 also being arrested: *nod in agreement*

Izuku: *bounds over to Aizawa and Katsuki*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan! You're not going to believe the day I've had!"

Izuku: *begins rambling*

Aizawa looks tiredly at Katsuki: "You take care of him, I have a big enough headache as it is"

Katsuki: *nods and turns back to listen to Izuku's rant and scold him for being reckless and getting in trouble again*

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[glitterhearth]

before the Class A vs B battle:

Monoma: so how'd you get Midoriya to respond to you, even if he knew your quirk?

Shinsou: I insulted a friend of his.

Monoma: Ah. Hmm.. Who should I insult?

Shinsou: I'm sure any of his classmates will do. He has a lot of friends, that guy. It's rather annoying, his will and capacity to befriend.

Shinsou: Maybe someone very good? Kind? Sweet? Generous? Inspiring? Delightful?

Monoma: Oh I know! I'm gonna insult Bakugou!

Shinsou:

[magicaii]

Just now realizing that this is bakudeku’s own “when I see you take on stuff and get all messed up… it kinda… hurts” like congrats bakudeku you have achieved legendary yaoi status and will continue to have a raving fanbase for the next decade at least even if izuku marries someone else

[escaping-peril12]

You guys...

"Katsuki finally accepting the light in his life"

YOU CANNOT.......ARGGGDHEHHH

I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH

Izuku is Katsuki's light canon

[propussyslayer]

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, drunk: Okay, my idea of an audiobook: 8 hours of breathing and page-turning. And right at the end, I just go ‘oh, you mean out loud?’

Bakugo: You were fourth best in class, how?

[silverynight]

Before the war

Izuku: Kacchan, would you–

Katsuki: The hell do you want, nerd? SHUT UP! *does the thing anyway*

After the war

Izuku: Kacchan, would you–

Katsuki: Yes, I would absolutely do anything for you, baby. What do you need? Want some katsudon? Open a hero agency together? Move to the countryside? Get married? You name it!

[definetelysaidatua]

Bakugou: *laying on the floor*

Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: did he freak out?

Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED