#Izuku Midoriya is the problem child

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha "could've been canon" quotes/scenarios

Fake Deku: *walks into the common room and over to Katsuki*

Fake Deku: "Hey Bakugou! Want to go spa-"

Half of class 1 a: *suddenly jumps the fake deku*

Fake Deku: "Wait! What are you guys doing! Get off me!"

Ochako: "Cut the bullshit, we know you're not Deku"

Fake Deku: *detransforms into some random villain*

Villain: "But how? I haven't done anything out of the ordinary!"

Todoroki: "Midoriya never calls Bakugou, Bakugou"

Tenya: "In fact we're not entirely sure he knows how to say Bakugo's real name"

Katsuki: Besides, danger sense would have alerted Izuku before everyone jumped you and gotten out of the way. So really you're just stupid"

Jirou: "Wait, sense this guy isn't Deku-"

Momo: "Where's the real one!?"

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Meanwhile at the villain's hideout:

Izuku: "So you see, you can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to be a villain"

Villain 1: *sniffling* "That's so deep man"

Villain 2: *crying* "No one's ever told us that before! Thank you!"

Villain 3: *sobbing uncontrollably* "Thank you so much! Im gonna turn my whole life around now, I promise!"

Villain 4: *sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices and having a mental crisis*

Izuku: *slightly flustered* "There's really no need to thank me! You guys should have been told all this from the beginning!"

All four villains: *thinking* 'And he's humble too!'

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Back at UA:

Aizawa: "So you mean to tell me he's been missing for FIVE HOURS!?"

Katsuki: *frustrated sigh* Yeah"

Aizawa: *insert groan of dissapointed and frustration*

Aizawa's phone: *rings*

Aizawa: "What!?"

Villain 1: "Um, is this Erasurehead?"

Aizawa: "Yes, what do want? I'm in the middle of important business!"

Villain 1: "Well, you see, we have one of your students, Midoriya, and we want to know where we should drop him off at?"

Aizawa: "...."

Aizawa: "What do mean 'drop him off at'"?

Villain 1: Well, he kind of gave us a talk about how we don't need to be villains and now we all feel bad about the stuff we did and want to give him back to you"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly while dragging his hand down his face*

Aizawa: "Meet me at the abandoned choclate factory over on 15th street"

Villain 1: "Okay! Yeah, we can do that and I just want to say how sorry we are for kidnapping him! We're fully expecting to be arrested when we get there, so don't worry about us putting up a fight"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly and hangs up*

Katsuki who listened to the whole conversation on speaker phone: "So he did it again?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "And now you have to call the police and do more paperwork than you want to?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "Want me to go with you to pick him up or..."

Aizawa: "Yes, lord knows he's gonna need someone to talk to on the way back and I cannot deal with him right now."

Katsuki: "So... what do we do with this guy?"

Katsuki: *jabs finger towards the shapeshifing villain who is tied and gagged with sero's tape snd spewing muffled curses at them*

Aizawa:"Hand him over to campus security and let them take care of him"

Katsuki: *nods and drags the screaming villain out the door with him*

Aizawa: "Im getting too old for this"

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Later at the abandoned Chocolate Factory:

Aizawa, Katsuki, and a handful of cops walk into the Factory:

Izuku: *jumping up and down while waving his hand*

Cops: *rush over to arrest the villains*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan!! Over here!"

Katsuki: "We know, idiot! We aren't blind!"

Villain 1 being arrested: *whispering* That's 'Kacchan'? I thought he'd be nicer"

Villains 2-4 also being arrested: *nod in agreement*

Izuku: *bounds over to Aizawa and Katsuki*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan! You're not going to believe the day I've had!"

Izuku: *begins rambling*

Aizawa looks tiredly at Katsuki: "You take care of him, I have a big enough headache as it is"

Katsuki: *nods and turns back to listen to Izuku's rant and scold him for being reckless and getting in trouble again*

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[arsonisticartichokes]

His ass fell in that river and has not had a thought since TwT

[fruitycaake]

*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*

In the Vestige Void:

Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?

Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-

Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*

Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?

Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.

Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-

En: That you know of.

Yoichi:

En:

Yoichi:

Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shouto: Izuku is full of facts

Izuku: it’s true

Shouto: and existential dread

Izuku: that’s true too

[delawaredetroit]

And here's a single panel that inspired tens of thousands of fanfiction. This is the well from which all Dadzawa fanfics sprung

[loloia-brabock]

B99 quote x MHA

[nobody-is-here01]

Middle school teacher : you didn't do your homework Midoriya, explain, you have so much time on your hands, you could have easily done it

Bakugou : the quirkless loser probably watched hero videos all day, dreaming about becoming a hero

*Class laughing*

Vigilante deku who has been training nonstop, becoming the best quirkless hero he can, sneaking out every night fighting crime

Vigilante deku who is running on 2 hours of sleep, 3 monster energy drinks, and an oreo

Vigilante deku who is tired of everyone's shit

Vigilante Deku, who just doesn't care anymore : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

[that-spider-fan-over-there]

Something about Izuku I keep thinking about is how much he's a downright hypocrite and the only reason he isn't called out on it is because he's one for himself and not for others and at the core of it all it boils down to his pending childhood issues and the *vaguely gestures* "relationship" he and Katsuki have- I mean, just out of the top of my head:

Wants to be a strong and dependable hero but is at his weakest when he's alone.

Says to Himiko he would never hurt someone he loves but was the reason Katsuki was forced to dance with death until his own sacrifice. Hell, I'm expecting him to actually accidentally hurt Katsuki (Physically? Emotionally? You decide) next time they talk.

Wants to save people with a smile but barely cracked genuine ones during his battle with Tenko- I can think of two(?), and even then those felt more like a resignation (379 and 412 iirc) than actual smiles.

Being aware Kacchan's a jackass, fine, but the entire "Imitate the people you love/admire" themes, having an attitude when heated or absolutely Done with anyone's BS (makes sense for someone who grew up besides a kid in the Inferiority-Superiority Complex but still) and "This is a battle between All For One and One For All, you can't keep up" is still very much pot calling the kettle black (it's because his "arrogance" is rooted in selflessness and desire to be useful but that's for another day)

Deadass called All For One out for being a lonely man pretending to be a "Demon Lord" yet will not admit he himself thinks a he's just a lonely kid pretending to be a hero; and by the time he seemed to be growing out of it: Paranormal Liberation Front.

"IT'S YOUR POWER, ISN'T IT?!" Cool, nice of him to comfort Shoto and try the same with Touya, now if only he could do the same in regards to himself and OFA-

Wasn't able to connect with Tenko at all and that's why he failed but it's wild to me he'd still the one who even at surface level could relate to):

Spinner, because they're nerds who were ostracized based on Quirks/lack thereof looking for a purpose and were unable to help him because of AFO's interference;

Himiko, because they want to be like others (because they hate themselves at least a little bit) but also show love in a way others wouldn't accept and;

Touya, because they wanted to prove they could be useful to others and be heroes to the point of actively harmed themselves while using their own Quirk.

Hell, when you think about it he related to the crying child but he could've used Literally Anything from his relationship with Katsuki to try and reach Tenko, but of course he didn't, that means he'd have to think about his own issues and yet he saw Tenko's issues no wonder he didn't get the job done-

Also can we talk about him saying he relates to Ochako confronting Himiko but she actually succeeded- Or even Shoto wanting to forgive Endeavor; I keep recalling both Ch. 322 him saying he won't forgive Tenko for anything he did (understandable but still) and Tenko going "And I won't forgive anyone". Connecting these three instances are huge stretches, I know, but really, he hasn't addressed the apology he got- combined narrative punishments for empty platitudes.

Kept saying he needed to improve in his control with OFA: had to get beaten up during his internship and in the Summer Camp for that lesson to stick... Then he heard the words "Control Your Heart" and decided to Not Address It At All.

Supposed to surpass but he's really All Might's successor in every way that counts: Smile so nobody will worry, keep fighting even though you are destroying yourself, be so selfless you'll make your friends desperate enough to make you stop for your own good, hide every single thing you can about yourself, the only difference is in the bed they made: Toshinori lies in omission most of the time, and Izuku thinks he lies in white when almost every other character's in the dark, but as long as there's a dream of bright smiles in the future, who cares they're now forcefully entangled in this nightmare, right?

And these are just the examples I can think of the top of my head, there might be more, but. No wonder we've been "panicking" (let's be real his therapist already scheduled him for Ground Beta atp-) Shoto and Ochako brushed him off by accident in Chapter 425, it's the consequences of his hypocritical ass coming back to bite him-

(I am not hating on him, by the way, it's just something about him I wanted to point out. I like that aspect of his. Makes him more human. But jeez can someone call him out and make him practice what he preaches? XD)

[fluffybirb18]

Aizawa: I hope you don't do anything foolish, problem child. Izuku Midoriya: I hope you're not hoping too hard.

[volya-horisvit]

So like...

We all just agreed at some point that Midoriya Izuku will name his child Toshinori, or...

Like... It's not even a question at this point

[silverrosesanddragons]

[casyris-vault]

Can't, they're all older than them lol

Imagine married Bakudeku adopting your favorite character from another media/show/movie etc.

[chateaaa]

MHA PARENT HCS !

Midoriya Izuku - 1 girl, 1 boy

- the best dad ever !

- as soon as you said you were pregnant, he immediately searched and read a lot of books and articles about pregnancy

- has a notebook dedicated to you and your unborn child

- was super ready when your water broke and when you went to labor

- loves his children equally!!

- supports his children if they also have a specific hero addiction (i wonder who they inherited that..)

Todoroki Shoto - 2 girls, 1 boy

- has a big family,, he swears he won't grow up like his dad

- The most chill dad (pun intended)

- His daughters have him wrapped around their little fingers

- SPOILSSSS THEMMM

- one of his girls is super chaotic and the other is quiet and thoughtful—just like young him

- named his son touya 😕

- let's his kids paint his nails

- keps framed drawings from them on his work desk

- protective dad, but not overbearing— def made a deal with his daughters that no dating allowed till 40 years old 💀

Bakugo Katsuki - 2 girls

- One of the girls has his exact temper, and they butt heads constantly

- The other one is surprisingly sweet and balances the household chaos

- secretly does their hair in the mornings and pretends like he's annoyed

- he def watched a yt tutorial on how to style hairs, definitely has many hairclips and ribbons for his daughters

- lost it when he found out one of his girls likes Todoroki's son 💀

- made them promise never to date "a damn IcyHot kid"

- One of the girls definitely had a curse word as a first word 💀

- needless to say,, you whooped katsuki's ass

Tenya Iida - 1 girl

- the most structured household. EVER.

- his daughter has a chore chart and a reading schedule...and she loves it

- def was not allowed with gadgets growing up, she became a book worm!

- He drives her to school like it's a professional mission 💀

- weekly bonding time includes educational documentaries and baking

- He cried during her first school performance, making sure to record it to show it to his older brother and mother.

Hitoshi Shinsou - 1 girl, 3 cats!

- Shinsou and your little girl has such a weird but good bond idc its canon

- like they can understand each other, with just a glance

- stopped after having 1 girl because she was such a problem and energetic child 💀

- surprisingly friends with Midoriya's children

- the siblings of d/n are cats and u all are a cute cat family!

- for Halloween, your daughter dressed up as a cat!

- has a poloroid of you three on his phonecase

Kaminari Denki - 2 boys

- both of them are so energetic !

- both of them are funky (like their dad) but unique in their own way

- Denki would 100% be the type to let the kids eat ice cream before dinner, saying 'don't tell your mom'

- not until, you found out,, and needless to say ALL of them got sent to timeout

[fruitycaake]

All Might: I’m proud of you, my boy.

Izuku: *has tears and his eyes and hugs All Might, smiling*

All Might: *Hugging Izuku back*

Izuku: *accidentally lifts All Might out of pure happiness*

All Might: what the fuck-

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

For the sake of this, let’s pretend that shinsou and izuku met during middle school

Shinsou: izuku, look up while you walk

Izuku: no! What if I accidentally make eye contact with someone and they take it as a sign of aggression?!

Shinsou:

Shinsou: do you think people are dogs?!

[delawaredetroit]

Hold up. Was Mirio really the first character to call Izuku a problem child