#blade is so hot to me

[hhhh-blade-takeitall]

Hhh can't stop thinking about sub Blade...

Like, I don't think he's the type of guy to submit willingly. He'll fight, bite and threaten someone before he does. He would loom over them until they either run away or if they're really stupid, he'll just kill them.

But for you, he'd fall to his knees and look up at you with those pretty eyes. Blade would mouth at your hand as it cups his cheek, lips parted and hair over his eyes as he s l o w l y grinds down on your shoe.

And even if you give him that, he'll want more. How he'd look up at you in worship with your fingers in his mouth, tongue laving at them and fangs just barely grazing them.

But he wouldn't bite, wouldn't even think to because he's your good boy, after all.

Even with drool dripping down his chin and being denied again and again of what he really wants, Blade would do it for you. Only you.

[aha-chuu]

Okay I have a wriolette concept because renheng hurt me and I must pre-emptively avoid that

1) So canonically Wriothesley just loves tea. The Most™. According to Clorinde, his office is full of tea. Wriothesley talks about sending tea to Neuvillette and Furina as gifts. He won't stop asking us to drink tea with him.

2) Now in the world where Neuvillette and Wriothesley are in love etc etc, Wriothesley is still a human person who will not live supremely long. Now, Neuvillette dislikes this. Most of the time he's all about law and order but making Wriothesley a little less susceptible to aging isn't illegal or anything. And he's not doing anything immortal or completely fucking up the laws of human existence.

Points 1 & 2 are relevant to each other, I promise.

My concept is that Neuvillette uses dragon magic (or whatever) to imbue tea with life-extending essence (or whatever) and sends it down to Meropide for Wriothesley. Nobody ever accepts Wriothesley's requests to drink with him, so Neuvillette knows Wriothesley will be the only one guzzling it down. And Wriothesley drinks so much tea that he's got an extra 100 years in like,,, a week.

(it works a little too well)

And ofc Neuvillette does everything by the book and codifies that "oh yes dukes need to live long enough to serve their duties" and "once the role is no longer required by society no more dragon-magic-life-juice will be administered". Ofc this comes with the note that they will need a head warden for as long as criminals exist but whateverrrr.

No Neuvillette doesn't consult Wriothesley on this. Wriothesley is so pleased by the sudden influx of tea from his bf that he isn't even suspicious about it.

[highqueenofashandstars]

For anyone who argues that Chaol is not the most relatable character, during the entire duration of Tower of Dawn, I, too, wondered what Dorian was up to.

[uhhhsmthrandom]

My Top 10 Manhwa Male Characters who could gag👌 me or viceversa with no explaination

(not ranked in order) (action main characters ver)

1. Ludger Cherish

2. Jaehwan

3. Suryong Baek

4. Lee Jaha

5. Peter

6. Kim Dokja

7. Cale Henituse

8. Sung Jin woo

9. Cheong Myeong (Older ver.)

10. Kim YuWon

[anshares]

"Dan Heng trails off. Caelus’s text message rings in his head, read in Caelus’s goading voice.

YOUR BODYGUARD IS JACKED. WHEN HE SHOVED ME. ALL THOSE MUSCLES. HIS ARM?? DUDE THERE’S ROCKS UNDERNEATH THAT SLEEVE. "

- royal pain in the ass ch 3 by shatteredstars (ao3)

Link of the amazing fic in replies because we know how tumblr is with links. Its a Modern Royalty/Prince and Bodyguard AU you should give it a try!!!

[specialgrades]

More brainrot

Sampo makes the most OBSCENE and exaggerated slurping noises when sucking dick/balls and eating ass/pussy. goes at it like a man starved fr

Gepard just loses any inhibitions he may have- it's not his fault you taste so good! also real sloppy but that's just because he's lost in the sauce and about to cum in his trousers just from fucking you with his tongue/mouth. please squish his face with your thighs he really likes it :)

Jing Yuan's a lil shit. i know it in my heart. he's teasing you with his tongue, stickin it in juuuuust a lil or flicking it against your slit

Welt fr eats you out like he's tryin to shove his whole face like bro is going fucking ham (i am obsessed with the idea of a super mature and composed guy just going apeshit in the sack). sucks dick like a champ I just know it.

Blade bites. that's it. no matter what he's got his mouth on, he's bitin.

Luocha is an absolute sweetheart about it. idk he just seems like his soft demeanor would carry over to sex yk.

oooouuuuggggghhh yeha... thonkin' for sure

sampo gives me such luis energy idk what it is maybe it's the humour. i don't know. but yes, he's so fuckin' noisy! slurping and gagging, moaning and groaning the whole time. he thanks you for the meal afterwards too, moaning as he licks up any mess.

gepard does cum just from giving oral. he moans and whimpers against you as his hips stutter. don't make fun of him, he'll just blush so prettily if you do :( his entire brain short circuits if you tell him how hot it is that giving head got him to cum untouched

jing yuan my beloved... such a fuckin' tease. such a serious general in public, but he loves to make you beg for him. "use your words," he tells you, staring up at you innocently as if he hasn't been edging you for the past forty-five minutes. make sure to remember all of this though, he wants you to retaliate for his teasing.

all of welt's composure is lost when he's between your legs. he eats / sucks like a man starved. he's mumbling, you can't understand it but he is praising your taste the whole time

blade is such a masochist change my mind. he doesn't bite down enough to break skin, just dragging his teeth along your skin enough for you to hiss. when he's got a cock in his mouth, pinch his nose. the head rush makes his eyes roll back <3

luocha borders on straight up worship i think. he loves to make you feel good, such a service top for real. he'll let you fuck his face with great pleasure. like gepard, he almost gets off untouched just by helping you feel good

[huggingtentacles]

My favourite Elden Ring nsfw content will always be Malenia having sex with a normally sized girl. Absolutely riveting 💕

[anotherpapercut]

if you're a conventionally attractive thin person and a bunch of fat people tell you that you said something fatphobic and the only things you can say in response are "it was just a joke!" or "I thought it might be fatphobic but then I decided on my own that it wasn't" then maybe you should do some serious reflection on why you think you're immune from anti-fat bias and know more about it than people who actually live with it every day

[nyxronomicon]

Who is brave enough to send me thirsts on this thirsty Tuesday?

[thehumantrap]

2nd episode of "Ryan Goslings pictures that make me go absolutely feral"

[solradguy]

[*looking at blonde guy with blue eyes who wears blue*] why is ky kiske in the new hoyoverse game

Woagh Kyle Krispie just like my Japanese fighting games

[cashweasel]

As an orc player this chapter was *chefs kiss* we love to see it

[v1rtualv4mp]

I want him to slap me too 😩

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Kels Kinsey x f!OC former Olympic figure skater

You practiced for years to achieve your dreams to win the gold medal, you came so close. But a car crash crushes your leg and your dreams in one night. Devastated, you try to hang up your skates but the ice still calls to you. When you're hired to maintain the famous Blades ice rink you quickly catch the eye of one of the most promising Blades forward, Kels Kinsey. Can she reach you through your own despair? Or will your blossoming feelings distract her from her own dreams of the hockey championship?

[nakajimaas]

when her red flags are big but her boobs are bigger (hear me out on fem fukuchi

[lomltrentarnold]