#bodyguard!ren

[aratribow]

Jingnyan, aka the husband-replacement cat that renheng adopted

Sesame cake and rice dumpling are respectively called renyan and hengnyan btw and this shit has a whole ass au behind it (with a Mafia origin but that's not important)

I STAN jingnyan being the MOST affectionate nyan ever

Ps: this is renheng getting all the cuddles b4 the renheng-nyan invasion..which...doesn't bode very well for them

[svnnnne]

putting on my lipgloss

i saw you stare from my peripheral

🌹 💋

[anshares]

"Dan Heng trails off. Caelus’s text message rings in his head, read in Caelus’s goading voice.

YOUR BODYGUARD IS JACKED. WHEN HE SHOVED ME. ALL THOSE MUSCLES. HIS ARM?? DUDE THERE’S ROCKS UNDERNEATH THAT SLEEVE. "

- royal pain in the ass ch 3 by shatteredstars (ao3)

Link of the amazing fic in replies because we know how tumblr is with links. Its a Modern Royalty/Prince and Bodyguard AU you should give it a try!!!

[chromisomi]

no proof, one touch | NEW reylo fic

A sacrifice for the greater good. One life for the well-being of all. All Reyana Palpatine needed to do to fulfill her purpose was die.

So, why did the council appoint her a guard?

NEW reylo fic on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55202233

[generalkenobee]

Ok so you guys actually need to request because I don't have any ideas on what to write so

[ashiyn]

ren: "yo shadowlady are you okay? i see you fighting over here are you alright?" lizzie: "oh yeah that was just a skeleton, don't worry" ren: "okay. i can defend. i have axe. and skills." *nods* lizzie: "...okay. ..im listening" ren: "what's going on? what needs to die? are you good? you good?" lizzie: "uhm. yeah im good,, are you okay..?"

stop im so obsessed with this interaction. ren is literally running around like a lost puppy searching for her approval as he very pathetically swings his axe around with no mobs to kill and lizzie is just watching in confusion, concerned for his sanity

[shortfeather]

still can't write bc wrists still hurt but what i CAN do is daydream an entire star system's relationship to ritual combat and fighting prowess that will be relevant to only two people in hermnautica

[luna-loner]

What kind of important lessons/assassination skills could the five virtuosos themselves teach E Class?

Interesting question, never thought much about it.

When it comes to assassination skills, I don't think the B5 can offer much; they're inexperienced compared to their new classmates. Sure, Gakuhsuu can teach them something about martial arts, but they're already learning how to fight in P. E. Ren may give seduction tips and tricks, but they're nothing better than or different from Irina's lessons. The remaining three don't have anything to offer in this department, so all the B5 just stick to teaching their favorite subjects.

For life lessons, I can see them influencing some E Class students to be better versions of themselves.

Araki and Gakushuu for example, can make Isogai a better leader. He's already a good leader, but there are times he when he's not assertive enough. I mentioned the drone incident in the "B5 in E Class" post and how Gakushuu called him out on it. After that an embarrassed Isogai decides to set his foot down more often.

Isogai has a nasty habit of putting others' needs before his own and not asking for help. Gakushuu's also guilty of the latter, and Araki knows it, so after warming up to Isogai, he offers to help him out. I hc that Araki is also a leader-type, so he convinces to let Isogai put him in charge every now and then. Sure, Megu's there, but the more hands on the deck, the better, right? Araki can also offer his experience and views on what makes a good leader.

Now if only he could get through a certain stubborn strawberry blond

There's Ritsu and Seo. It's canon others use her for their own amusement, whether that be Takebayashi and Terasaka turning her into a maid, or Irina having her turn into some Karasuma dating sim game. Ritsu believes she's just helping out her friends as always, but after listening to Seo points out how stupid it is to use an AI meant for assassination to goof around, she starts to see his point.

While they're on the subject, she innocently asks Seo why it's difficult for Seo to just do as others say. Seo talks about how you shouldn't always do what others tell you, especially when it goes against your views/morals/etc... You gotta learn how to say no.

Ritsu starts to understand the concept of free will a bit better. She'll continue to indulge Irina and the Maid gang, but there's going to be a limit. She'll prioritize her studies and the assassination over every thing else.

Koyama may have a minor influnece in comparision. One day, Nagisa approaches him and asks about his hair length and if it's uncomfortable. Koyama doesn't think so and he likes how he looks. He doesn't know how relieving his words are to Nagisa, who was being forced to let his hair down at home and be reminded of how feminine he looks. Seeing Koyama willingly keep his hair long makes him feel a little less insecure about the length of his hair. In a way, it gives Nagisa some sense of control over his miserable situation if that makes sense. This is alos one of the many factors that push him towards accepting his looks during the school festival.

Now, imagine after the Hiromi disaster, Koyama recalls that seemingly unimportant conversation about hair and puts two and two together. He's not good at comforting people, so he doesn't really say anything to Nagisa. It's Seo who kinda does that since him and Nagisa are "Sonic Ninja buddies" It's awkward, but Seo asks if he's okay, then about his crazy mother, which leads to Seo pretty much trash talking her and telling Nagisa to ditch her. So now you have Korosensei and Seo urging Nagisa to tell his mom off, albeit in different styles. (Seo's just being a good friend, okay?)

Back to Koyama, when he sees Karma and Rio playfully dress Nagisa in a maid costume, he just goes off on them. Think back to how he yelled at Okuda at the library and multiple it by ten-- this guy's like a Seo 2.0 😰

As always, Nagisa tells him it's fine, but Koyama just yells at him to shut up and proceeds to drag him away from the other two. Koyama pauses after realizeing what he's doing and lets him go. He starts walking away, then suddenly turns around and tells Nagisa to "man up and stop letting those two clowns tease you!" He tried sounding tough, but it came out pretty awkward and unsure. Again, this guy sucks at comforting others.

(Meanwhile, the demon duo are being chewed out by Seo, who witnessed Koyama's spiel. Imagine Korosensei has a picture of that and it shows up right after the one where Karma and Rio are dressing Nagisa up.)

Still, that's not stopping Yada from pretending she and Gakushuu are siblings because of their freaking eye color!

Then, there's Fuwa. I hc Koyama loves fantasy, it wouldn't be hard for Fuwa to get him into manga. However, he starts to see how easily distracted she tends to get, or how she neglects her studies in favor of manga. So, it's up to him to keep her from falling behind, and what better way of doing so than writing fanfictions of her favorite manga that's littered with chemical formulas? Or studying biology to theorize about a non-human character's physiology?

Araki decides to help out, too....by comfiscating her manga and teaching her about time managment. And Koyama, her so-called friend, just sits there and laughs at her melancholy.

As for Gakushuu, I can see him teaching Yada self-defense to ward off unwanted attention. Now, Yada dislikes violence, hence why she focuses on negotiations. Gakushuu points out she can't always talk her way out of danger, whether she likes it or not. So, Yada begrudgingly lets him train her. This was a request from Ren by the way, even if he also dislikes violence.

Gakushuu: I taught you how to fight.

Yada: Doesn't mean I have to.

Gakushuu: *sigh*

Yada: Come on, baby brother, you don't want a bad guy bothering your sister on her way to bus stop, right?

Gakushuu: You are my worst student yet.

Gakushuu: And don't call me baby brother! If we're going to pretend to be siblings, why can't we pretend that I'm older?

Yada: Because you aren't?

Gakushuu: And you aren't my sister!

Yada: So?

Gakushuu:...

Don't worry, Yada does eventually put her training to use, and makes sure to tell Shuu about it later. The guy has this giant smug on his face, clearly proud of himself (oh, and Yada, too)

[hypnos-p3au-inquiry]

Morgana walks back in and goes back to texting Tiefsee.

Morgana: “ So… where do you want to meet up?”

Tiefsee: “ At Leblanc if you don’t mind of course…”

Morgana: “ Sure!” Tiefsee: “ Before we end this conversation I do get to step on you whenever I want right?”

Morgana: * blushes sure!

They hang up as Morgana starts to get dressed in a black tuxedo with a light cyan blue tie as he walks into the living room to show off.

Hamiko: Mona, do you Really want to get Date wear tips for The Drag Queens?

Mint & Ryoji: but we look great when dressed up and have great Make-up skills🥺🥺

Akiren, who’s here to Pick Mona up: I third that thought.

Goro, whos done with his Boss’s Sht: No, you And those 2 will just make him look like that kid Honey bo boo.

[gremlingottoosilly]

Ex-husband!König having shared custody over his child(ren) with reader. Him turning them into your mini bodyguards whenever you try bringing a new man home, because no one compares to their actual father!

Konig actually being a decent father if only to use your child to spy on you. Come on, you really thought that your little stunt would go unnoticed? Your ex-husband might not be the best parent out there, but his savings accounts and property are more than enough to sway the court into giving you shared custody - almost 50/50 if it weren't for his contracts. He can basically pick your kids up whenever you're not completely opposed to it...and you can't really deny them a father. It's not their fault he is an obsessive asshole who was seriously considering putting your children into online classes because he didn't want their dearest mommy to go out too much. You love Konig, this is the problem. He loves you three times more, and he loves your children - but his love is the main problem here. You want it, yes, somehow, but you don't want to spend the rest of your life explaining to your kids that mommy and daddy love each other, but if they ever find themselves in a similiar romantic situation, they'd need to call the police. Konig, however, makes loving him more and more difficult day after day. First, it was little meetings he'd establish - you somehow always end up in his bed, forgetting about new dumb boyfriend you tried to have, while your ex is too busy with his face buried in your cunt. You can't moan because the kids had just fell asleep. You try your best to look composed after, but your heart breaks every time you see hope in their eyes. Mommy and daddy are back together, or so it seems. And, well, your children are wonderful. They are chaotic, like all kids are, but they were never...difficult. Until now, apparently - they are good in daycare, they have friends and silly pets, they are by all means functional members of society...yet, every time you bring a new guy home, they become the most hateful, feral little gremlins. You have to drop them off to their father's place, and then Konig would ask why you're in such a rush, then you would get second thoughts about the date, then he would find his way to your lips and now you have your kids watching cartoons while their father is fucking you in the bedroom. Just like before... Somehow, you yourself started to believe that divorce was just a hysterical stunt and everyone, including your toddlers, knew you'd be back together. You just feel dumb being the last one to acknowledge this.

[tumblerosestudios]

I love Soup Group, because a cursory glance would make people think Gem Holds the braincell, she doesn't not, Impulse used to hold it but he gave it to Bdubs for an gift which left the Soup Group braincelless but Bdubs eventually traded it to Etho for a Saddle who traded it to Cleo in exchange for a bodyguard, Cleo then threw it at Jevin in an attempt on his life, he then traded it to Wels for a Snickers bar who eventually gave it to X who handed it to Doc for safekeeping who gave it to Ren who kept it until Scar stole it and traded it to Grian for shenanigans, Grian eventually gave it to Mumbo as a welcome home gift and Gem bullied Mumbo into getting it back. Everyone is about 60% sure Tango had the braincell at one time but no one can track where.

Pearl says she had it once but never said anything so who can tell.

[chromisomi]

no proof, one touch | ch 2 is up!

“You haven’t eaten all day.” 

The sun had lowered further past the base’s walls when Rey opened her eyes. Somewhere near them, pigs squealed and snorted, snorkeling in their bowls of food. 

They’d finally made it to Stannis’ base, the land’s farming grounds. It was where all the animals were herded to when Palpatine’s rule spread and the beginnings of a shadow-crawled and separated land came about. 

She sat up from her sack and found Kylo frowning at her. To his left lay his helmet.

read no proof, one touch here!

[cjskribblez]

>Inverse Theory<

The theory that the entire life series is being viewed in reverse.

The games end when Grian finally wins that which he created in 3rd Life, freeing the players.

Ok. So hear me out. There is alot of it that doesn't make sense, mostly character wise, but let's put all of that to the side for one moment to entertain this.

-Cleo and Etho have a divorce arc in limited life. Funny, but they barely interacted in double life. Now, at the time of this writing, they have a wonderful duo going on in secret life.... hmm. Interesting

-Martyn has said his canon reasoning behind Lizzie and Mumbo not being in double life was because the previous season was too traumatic for them and they needed more time to recover. If we apply this logic going from Last life to 3rd, the logic still applies.

-This also would mean Skizz wasn't in double because limited life was painful for him... yeah. Ouch.

-Now I haven't seen Lizzie's last life pov all the way through, but she was a fairy queen, correct? And Ren was her bodyguard. Her second in command. I like the idea of Ren becoming a king in 3rd because of that.

-This also makes Pearl's descent into madness in double life a bit sadder, but with a happy ending of her and Scott teaming next season (last life)

-Bdubs kills Impulse the one time he forgets to give him a clock.... oof

-There is also very funny things with this theory, like Grian throwing an axe into Scar's back and then waking up as his soulmate. (Which would also explain why he didn't want to team with him in last life)

Ok that's all in my brain rn, don't take this too seriously as it's not a theory I think is canon or should be, but its a fun idea to spin around I think. Feel free to add stuff !

[kitherondale]

The young girl in the school girl uniform is O-Ren's personal bodyguard, 17 year old Gogo Yubari. Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003 | dir. Quentin Tarantino

[danksy-ns]

Here is a glimpse of what I got for Zay’s villain arc ! Happens some time after he got adjusted to his prosthetic leg and got back with Ren.

> his design

> it’s also the introduction of Usagi, revealed as the assistant of big mama. They will work side by side, as ordered by the spider lady.

> their stealth outfit, when going on mission

> Japan style outfit for other style of mission (bodyguarding, undercover…)

> Zay has now a lot of scars…

[anshares]

The "young lady" and her cursed spirit "bodyguard"

Based on Sully's brainrot where DH will disguise as a woman to try get and info (by seduction) but Ren here doesnt like this plan AT ALL he is there standing at the corner how dare you look at him for longer than 0.5 seconds 😂 while dh does some info gathering