a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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My darlings, my loves, my fellow weirdos, I am begging you all to REST after you have covid.
I know it is very hard, and our society asks you to get back up and running at full speed as soon as possible, before you’re even done testing positive even.
But please my friends, please rest.
If you push too hard too fast you might be sicker for longer, you might be doing long lasting damage to yourself.
So please my beautiful nerds, take care of yourselves and REST.
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hey you 🫵
make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say
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I hate Kipperlilly - but this level of nickname shenanigans would have killed me on the spot in high school
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was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???
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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time
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Heavenly officials: Hua cheng is dangerous!
Xie lian: 👍🏻
Heavenly officials: He's challenged 33 gods and made them lose their godhood
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *kisses him*
Heavenly officials: He'll kill you!
Xie lian: 👍🏻 *sleeps with him*
Heavenly officials: Something is not fucking right with this guy.
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The couple at the dance that doesn’t switch partners and their gestures are so sickeningly sappy that you have to look away
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