#blitz missions

[techdriveplay]

A Short Guide to Helldivers 2

Welcome to the action-packed world of Helldivers 2, where the battle for democracy spans across hostile exoplanets teeming with alien threats. At first glance, Helldivers 2 might seem like your typical co-op shooter: drop into enemy territory, unleash havoc on alien foes, and extract before the peril overwhelms you. Yet, delve a bit deeper, and you’ll discover a complex game ripe with strategies,…

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Mission: Weeaboo-boo as textposts. This is now my favourite HB short in existence lol

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[sentientsliotar]

They have Tail Mittens

[allweneedisanacorn]

In the evening after the Antarctica mission

[fleshgerm]

twitter when you disagree with them on anything

[drama-glob]

Hopefully we'll hear him make up other little jingles in the future. ;) XD

[gayowlboy]

appropriate reaction to that girl

[ironyscleverer]

I would argue that yes, Blitz is genuinely terrible at oral. BUT! Stolas loves it.

You know how Blitz is canonically a terrible clown and not funny at all? But Stolas thinks he’s hilarious and laughs at his jokes? Even when nobody else does? Yeah, like that.

[fizzie-frog]

No wonder Blitz has a full house party for hating him, man attracts by existing.

[zuzajs14]

My little impish heart is freezing 💔

[ataraxianne]

Can't stop thinking that while he disastrously licked the crystal he kept looking at Millie and Moxxie (mostly Millie because shes the one who told him to be gentle with it) with that unsure and questioning look, as if he was asking "Like this?? Am I doing this right??"

You know, as in "How would you do it because like you're the most stable and healthy relationship I know and I'm the closest to and I've been using you as an idealised standard and I crave what you have and since I fucked up whatever I had with Stolas and I don't know where - but it's probably the sex since it's the only thing I may be valuable for - can you experts in relationships please tell me IF I'M DOING THIS RIGHT??"

[hazbin-helluva-itch]

The new HB short was silly af xD Just quickly made my favourite moments into gifs.

Also, tail mittens/socks?! Are you kidding me?! 😍

[blitzwhore]

Reposted with permission. Link to Twitter thread here!

THIS, SO MUCH THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

[helluvahotmess]

ghostfuckers is actually gonna be about millie teaching blitz how to eat pussy

[paleshroom]

Facts and Parallels in the Latest Helluva Shorts: Mission Antarctica *SPOILERS*

From this 4-minute animation, we learn the following:

- Work as usual is happening post-Apology Tour and Blitz is bad at portals. (This makes me so especially fucking giddy because it gives more canon-compliance to that speculative fic I wrote before Apology Tour came out).

- Loona is conspicuously absent, even from the office when they’re going in and out of the portal.

- More evidence of Blitz’s dyslexia, struggling with the order of the alphabet and so on. I love the added detail of Blitz dictating things to Moxxie for him to type out.

- More (?) evidence that Blitz is exceptionally terrible at math and likely has the wombo combo of both dyslexia AND dyscalculia. Yowza.

- [edit: After seeing some discussion, I don’t think he’s necessarily bad at oral overall, but there’s a lot he does with Stolas that he certainly did not do for Ver or anyone else, and again cunnilingus is VERY different from rimming.] Blitz has terrible head game, throwing back to when Verosika accused him of not reciprocating. Or, at least, he’s bad with cunnilingus. We can only assume his rim game is better, given the coughed up feathers (Harvest Moon Festival) and the implication of a request to “[face]plant that feathered ass” (Loo Loo Land).

- Blitz considers himself a top.*

- Moxxie has good head game thanks to Millie and being a good partner.

- Blitz still has the Moxxie and Millie minis from the “let’s three-way” scene right before Stolas calls him in Loo Loo Land.

- Millie echoes Asmodeus’s sentiment that lust is not about “brute force.”

- Blitz panics at the idea of treating the crystal “gently” like a lover. He doesn’t do gentle caresses. That’s gay, and the night before (or a few nights ago?) was gay enough.*

- Penguins have multiple xenophobic slurs.

Feel free to add on here!

*Headcanon below the cut.

*HC: this motherfucker is a service top but there have been hints (ie: the strapon in Full Moon) that he and Stolas have likely switched a few times. I think he glosses over this and doesn’t tell anyone about it because he’s told himself he’s fulfilling Stolas’s fantasy, but really this motherfucker wants to put his trust in someone too. If apologies are “for pussies and no one fucking deserves them anyway” but Stolas is the exception, what does that mean for being vulnerable gentle in sex? Actual intimacy? The kind where that person shares the same desire for connection that you do? It’s fucking TERRIFYING. It’s easy to shift glances, sneakily take a picture when the other person doesn’t know, look at it on your phone and dream a hopeless dream in private, reminding yourself that it’s only a dream, that you won’t have it, don’t deserve to have it, and will only end up hurting yourself and everyone around you if you even dare to chase that dream of loving and being loved by another.

I love him so much he’s such a fucking mess.

[cometblaster2070]

My second favorite shot out of the whole episode ngl because every detail about this is just PERFECT.

Millie's just an arsonist and maniacally cackling after setting the penguins on fire while Moxxie and Blitz watch on in sheer horror and confusion.

AND THEN THERE'S JUST THE PENGUINS YELLING SLURS??? AND THE FACE OF THE PENGUIN ON THE RIGHT I ACTUALLY CAN'T IT'S LOOKING AT THEM WITH SUCH ABSOLUTE HATE IT'S MAKING ME CRY.