#bllk shitpost

[getosugurusbangs]

i got bored </3

[maozne18]

Chapter 193 was insane

[tsukkinoneko]

I just saw this new art of Rin and went 'SEIYUU PRANK' (성우장난) which is a term used for cases where Character A from Fandom X's official art/lines/etc references Character B from Fandom Y.

In this case, I'm talking about how Uchiyama Kouki seiyuu voices both Tsukishima Kei from Haikyuu and, well, Itoshi Rin.

[yrdnzz]

some shidou and kaiser stuff from last year

comms are closed at the moment but i will be doing sketches in return for donations for supporting those in palestine, more information on that here :]

[n-fblog]

who up blueing their lock rn

[veggiukabu]

Smile...?

Another day, another assignments haven't done yet🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯

I ain't making it til graduate dawgggg

[boinin]

No analysis this week. Just an appreciation post for some of the more unhinged expressions we've had so far in BM v PXG.

Notable exclusions? Isagi, Rin and Kaiser.

Which gives me hope for how deranged they're going to look as the match continues.

[natsukicookies]

Stepbro!Shidou who just can't take his eyes off you

Stepbro!Shidou who steals your panty when you're not home

Stepbro!Shidou who just wanna fuck you stupid

Stepbro!Shidou who listens to your whiney little moans when you maturbate

Stepbro!Shidou who knows his cook can make you feel so so much better than your tiny little finger ever can.

[miomoii]

Omg Sae. He asked for your number, not to screw you in the locker room. Maybe let him buy you dinner first.

[imitchuu]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABT HOW FINE PXG RIN IS!?!?

[getosugurusbangs]

i need to see him comically slip in a puddle and fall down 6 flights of stairs, his entire body getting slammed into the hard ground every few steps he flies by.

[maozne18]

Who has it worse aka who fell first and who fell harder

[variabels]

Kurona was betrayed by Isagi the same way De Paul was betrayed by Messi

[veggiukabu]

I'm just leaving from my cave, sorry for hiatus guys. I have study.

Rin, that's my 3 fucking bucks ice cream. What the fuck.

[iloveblogging2]

Blue lock boys reacting to you telling them your pregnant

warnings: angst, teenage pregnancies, mentions of getting an abortion (a lot), heartbreak etc

Isagi:

He loves you.

Everything about you, the way you act, your beautiful smile your encouraging personality, your rosy lips that just turn him on and makes him think of stuffs he shouldn't be thinking of

he really does but not like he loves soccer.

in the few seconds you told him about your pregnancy he has already analyzed how his life will take a turn if he accepts and takes care of the baby.

he won't have time to play soccer.

he can't become the best striker.

if he is here for you he wont be here for soccer.

all because he had sex too young.

no

like ego said you make your own destiny

"please get an abortion" he said piercing you with his deep blue eyes

"what" you asked you couldn't believe your ears

sure he had soccer and blue lock but at least he should accept the baby.

he isn't gonna leave you alone is he?

doesn't he love you

"abort the baby" he repeated "or i'll break up with you''

you couldnt believe your ears

"HOW DARE YOU HOW COULD YOU YOU WANT TO LEVAE ME BECAUSE I WANT TO KEEP THE BABY ISAGI'' you cried "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME"

this broke his heart but he had to continue he couldnt ruin his futeure because of a child

"i do' he replied ''thats why i'm asking you to abort it'' he said puttimg a hand on your shoulder

''so'' he began ''i'm leaving for the bluelock camp again so please abort the child or ill deny ever dating you'' he threatened

Nagi

''man what a hassle'' he accidentally said out loud

he didn't mean to sure that's how he felt but

He adores you

I mean

Sure you sometimes- most of the time you annoyed him sure but he did care for you.

especially the time when you just obeyed him

that wasn't normally your bubbly energetic and stubborn personality would do but for nagi you were willing

Nagi and you deserved each other.

you were still young

but you thought this was love

he made you smile when you think about him

which was everytime

everytime you think about you him

aaah you just wanna get married already and have his kids

that was probably why you agreed easily to have sexual intercourse

that means he feels the same way you thought

so why was he saying this

surely he didnt mean it right?

‘’sorry’’ he hesitated before he continued  

“i dont think i can be a father, i have blue lo-” 

Slap 

“WHAT ABOUT ME !??, I HAVE TO QUIT SCHOOL MY PARENTS MIGHT NO THEY WILL KICK ME OUT AND YOU- YOU JUST WANT TO LEAVE!!!!’’ 

‘’LEAVE ME ALONE!!” he responded “IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE PREGNANT, ABORT THE BABY THEN IT’S A HASSLE TO KEEP IT”  

Charles 

Note: he is still a new character and i know nothing of him

‘'Are you sure it’s mine?’’ 

You and Charles have been dating for a while. 

And while you barely see him because of his soccer career and neo-egoist league- you still loved him. 

So when you found out you were pregnant you were elated 

Since a baby is involved he would spend more time with you  

After all its his child involved 

You smiled when you thought of charles playing soccer with his little son 

What would we name him you merrily thought 

So it hurt hurt you a lot when he asked you 

‘’Are you sure it’s mine?’’ 

“w-what” you replied in disbelief 

“i mean” he yawned “i don’t know maybe you cheated on me” 

“h-how c-could y-you s-uggest th-a-at" you asked tears welling in your eyes 

This wasn’t how it was supposed to go 

“woah don’t cry i-i just mean that maybe it’s a- mi-stake yeah, look im not ready ready to be a father and to be honest i dont think i like y-” 

You burst into tears 

You're so annoying Charles thought  

He liked you but you just annoyed him in ways soccer could never 

Soccer never asked for attention and tried to baby trap him 

You made his heat skip a beat but no the way fighting a strong opponent in soccer did 

When he thought about you- the rare time he did he smiled but when he thought about soccer it didnt just make him smile – it brought out a whole new monster  

He can neglect and insult you but not soccer never soccer  

To a normal person this sounded ridiculous 

Soccer was a thing, a sport, a way of life to egoist like him. 

YN was a human being- not that special 

She didnt bring out a whole new ego- she was boring. 

Also he knew if he accepted his role as the father of the unborn child he’ll have to spend more time with yn and not soccer 

So he had to break it off right now and maybe convince her to get an abortion 

“listen YN......” 

Notes: Charles is a new character and i know nothing of him

if you have any requests you can ask me

 

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[boinin]

Get yourself a guy that looks at you with the same amount of unreserved admiration and tenderness as Ness looks at Kaiser.

There is no heterosexual explanation for this panel.