#blog explanation

[twisted-acquisition-smc]

Welcome to a Land of Regret

Hello. My name is Blueberry Milk Cookie. I'm a scholar and founder of the Blueberry Yoghurt Academy.

I find myself often thinking of my past actions, what I cannot change or take back. Thus, there are many things I regret in my infinitesimal life.

But I know I do not regret being with him. I miss him, but it won't be for much longer.

I wish I could apologise for what he did to him.

Feel free to ask me anything. I will not mind, as long as it is academy-appropriate enough.

More details under the cut

Mod Time:

Hey! N(yx) here— This is a blog I made purely out of boredom at 2am because I thought it'd be fun. TA is one of my favourite designs and I actually love him so much.

Basic Blog Rules

No outright NSFW (13+ blog, keep it to mildly suggestive)

No slurs please.

No drama

No bullying

Please use tonetags (I am incredibly stupid)

Other than that, the basic criteria follows (No homophobia/transphobia, toxicity, etc.).

This blog very much implies ShadowSpice/BurningMilk

Don't like? Don't have to interact.

To put this AU in short:

Shadow Milk and Blueberry Milk end up having to fight to share a body. At this time, Burning Spice and Red Spice have manifested separate bodies. RS has(d) six arms but SM takes control of BM and rips out four. RS and BM have a short argument, and it ends up that BM corrupts into the Beast of Regret due to loneliness.

Not to worry! RS and BM have a healthy relationship now— BM remains BoR (Twisted Acquisition, or TA) but their relationship is stable. Current point in time: RS is away!

They have two children btw! Dulled Spice Cookie and Tangy Butter Cookie were baked in an oven.

Fun fact: This AU is a result of an RP with friends

Blog pfp/banner: My art/art by @airbreather1234god

Other associated blogs: @hoclol (Run by Carbon for HoC/RS) @tangybuttercookie (Run by Advil for Tangy Butter Cookie)

also sorry if this rp acc clogs up the tags— i try not to :[

okay thats enough yapping enjoy

[sandumilfshous]

momo has scary dog privilege

but okarun also has scary momo privilege

[dailymanners]

Bear with me because I am about to rant about something not blog related that's been grating on me ever since this blog gained more traction

USAmericans being Americancentric vs. Europeans every single time someone says something they don't like or don't agree with or is just coming from a place of different experiences than them assuming you MUST be a USAmerican coming from a place of Americancentrism: fight

For context, I do not live in the U.S., and do not base my posts off of experiences in the U.S., and as much as I find it annoying that sometimes USAmericans reply to my posts with assumptions that their experiences are universal, for example USAmericans replying to my post about closing the lid before you flush with "but public toilets don't have lids!" when they do in my country, I find it equally annoying if not even more annoying with how much Europeans assume that every time I post something they disagree with or is a different experience than them that I must be USAmerican and coming from a place of Americancentrism

For example when I made a post saying "use excuse me if you have to get into someone else's personal space" I had a bunch of British people replying to it something along the lines of "Are you Americans so uncivilized that you're not taught basic manners like this? Good thing us civilized Brits know to use excuse me!" when, again, I do not live in the U.S., the post was based on experiences I had here in my country and again, not in the U.S.

Or when I made a post just saying "don't be rude to people who got you a present you don't like" because I've had experiences here in my country of people sneering at and tossing aside presents they didn't live or even yelling at or scolding the gift giver just because it wasn't a color that they like, I did not say that you have to pretend to like it, just don't be rude and sneer at them or yell at the gift giver, but I still had a bunch of Germans replying something like "well you Americans may think you have to pretend to like gifts you don't actually like but us Germans believe in being honest!" (even though that's not even what I was saying) when again, I am not in the U.S., I have never said that I am in the U.S., this was based on experiences in my country which is not the U.S., but Europeans had to go and assume everyone who says something they don't fully like or agree with must be USAmerican.

And I know it's not just me, I've seen a lot of posts from people here on Tumblr in South American or Asia saying that Europeans are always assuming they're USAmerican and coming from a place of Americancentrism when they talk about their experiences in South American or Asia.

I saw a quote one time that was something like "USAmericans believe the entire world is the U.S. while Europeans believe the entire world is Europe + the U.S."

but the thing is that I DO live in Europe, my country is a small northern European country, but of course my experiences are going to be different than someone who is British or German or Swedish, but it's like people from those countries so often assume their experiences are universal to everyone in their country + the rest of Europe, so if a British person experiences being taught to use excuse me that MUST be universal to Europe, and that apparently nobody outside of Europe and the U.S. is on Tumblr, so if I experience being shoved by people who don't use excuse me (in my tiny northern European country) that MUST mean I live in the U.S. and MUST be USAmerican since their British experiences MUST be universal to everyone else on this website who isn't USAmerican

[whos-starr]

god. dammit jason.

Updated version

[ogsherlockholmes]

Despite regularly thinking about these books for nearly half my life, I'm only beginning to realise that if you're trying to order them, you have to remember that there's two orders: the order in which the cases happened, and the order that Watson decided to publish them.

From the adaptations I've seen, the general consensus is that Watson wrote the cases basically as soon as they'd been solved (or, in some cases, reached a dead end) and fair play to those Watsons, they're time-management skills are impeccable and I'm jealous.

But ACD Watson? He's a procrastinator. He's writing notes as he's going along, then writes them up properly to be published sometimes over a decade later (depending on which chronology you care about).

Then that poses so many other questions: the dialogue, for example, was Watson writing it verbatim? Probably not, that's difficult to do and remember, so that's properly why there's a few different variations of Holmes' iconic 'once you have eliminated the possible, whatever remains, however impossible, is always the truth'. He probably would have forgot names or dates if he didn't write it down, or sections of the cases entirely- maybe he mixed 'sensational' cases together, for public appeal.

Currently, I'm working on the hypothesis that Watson only started publishing the cases after Holmes' 'death', so those years beforehand were full of just them solving crime before Holmes became more famous. It adds an extra layer, since it's as though Watson was in denial about Holmes' death, then only when Moriarty's brother began lying about Holmes, Watson decided to tell the truth about the Reichenbach Falls and admit that Holmes is dead. If that idea is going to work out, I'm not sure, but honestly it's really entertaining.

[littlemissshifter]

me when i found out that even 'instant' is a process:

[deerspherestudios]

I’m super curious about Atom!!!! Firstly, they’re so cute :(((( I would be so nice to them right off the bat. I could match that energy (maybe not the…liquefying people part, but I can Definitely meet the upbeat “get to know you” energy!!!!)

But I’m also curious about their little “worm transform-y” ability. There are a TON of implications to what they said about it, and I’m very interested to know which of those implications are true

So maybe I’m taking Atom too literally, but I’m pretty sure at one point they said “I can make your air.” Which, they WOULD need to make MC air, if they were to keep you in space forever. Air is limited.

But you can’t breathe in worms. So that means Atom’s worm (body?) transformation legitimately BECOMES whatever they will it to. Not just imitates. That dog food wasn’t worms, it was dog food. And the air isn’t worms, it’s air!!

And then that stretches into other questions. Could Atom take any form they wish? What would happen if they transformed all their worms? Can they feel when their worms (body??) are being transformed?

You don’t have to answer that slew of questions at the end lmao—maybe I’m reading too much into it. But!! I LOVE Atom and all the implications that their existence holds. I had a lot of fun playing the game :DD

Aaa I'm really glad you like Atom as much as you do!! I don't know if it's just new blorbo energy but I get excited to talk about them, especially in detail like this haha! I'll try to explain below the cut about their ability to create things (tw// it's long!!) but to keep it short, you're actually correct!

TLDR: Atom reconstructs their worms into different forms of matter (whether solid/liquid/gas) to produce whatever you need to survive. Because, uh,,, science. <3

Here's the lengthy explanation of what Atom can do. I'm not smart enough to explain it but I'm stealing this from another website:

Transmutation or nuclear transmutation is a process that involves a change in the nucleus of an atom. When the number of protons in the nucleus of an atom changes, the identity of that atom changes as it is turned into another element or isotope.[1] This transmutation process can be either natural or artificial.

Simplifying it further for my character, when Atom talks about being better than a planet, they kinda are! They can make anything as long as they know what it is (I've yet to come up with 'how' they discover new elements,,, it's implied in-game but I wanna flesh it out more; ask me again later keheh), and the worms that make them up is an unlimited resource/material for those exact transmutations. And if something turns into waste, like the rejected dog food, they just crunch them up to be re-used all over again.

Remember what they said about being your 'angel'? Not to be too on the nose but in a way they turned the Bidadari into your own personal terrarium, with it being the ecosystem keeping you alive in space. Which, in my personal opinion, makes the ending much more terrifying.

Here's a lightning round to answer your questions because I don't know when I'll get these kinds of questions again!!

Could Atom take any form they wish?

Nope! They're still just worms! When they 'make' something it's no longer a part of them.

2. What would happen if they transformed all their worms?

Highly unlikely to happen, but let's say for experimentation's sake Atom is forced to use up all their worms and the end result is separated from it so they can't absorb it back into themselves like the dog food. It has to leave one single organism behind, but it can't really do anything. That single organism eventually will multiply all the way back to its former (mass wriggling) glory.

3. Can they feel when their worms (body??) are being transformed?

Nope! They don't really feel anything, at the most they feel pressure and temperature changes but that's it.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK HAVE A NICE DAY! HERE'S YOUR REWARD <3

[avicecaro]

posts i would reblog if op didn’t have mysterious beef with me

[hintcoined]

we need to talk about the end of this case because what

[spydr-scorps06]

Yup

[foldingfittedsheets]

Okay but how would you feel about oodles of grubbling?

I showed this to my wife and was granted an indescribably disgusted face in return.

Blessings on my house.

[cjskribblez]

one piece got me

[sabeedraws]

so I need to ask this so if Eddie is one who had the baby or conceived wouldn't he be transmasc??? (I'm just wondering)

I mean, I’m def not at all opposed to transmasc Eddie!! But in my mind (and little AU of WIPs and doodles) it’s more like Venom dropping his symbiotic drops – as he does – which had mixed with some genetic material from Eddie while they were getting freaky and it just merged and adapted. Inside Eddie… idk how it got there. I’m not a scientist.

But the symbiotic fluid then took the role of the egg and ALSO formed its own amniotic sack simultaneously! (Don’t ask me why it would do that… this is my alien mpreg headcanon… I can’t believe I am even saying all these words for all the world to read! But I think it was just trying to emulate human dna or smth)

The hybrid embryo then attached itself to any available organ for support and fed off Eddies nutrients the same any symbiote would, effectively and falsely appearing human. (In my fic WIP I do reference a shorter gestational period and that the newborn hybrid baby spends more time asleep. I also think Venom has a weak telepathic link to the baby and can occasionally influence their mood, but that has nothing to do with the question asked…)

I have a lot of time to think thoughts while drawing, ok?

ik you didn’t ask for details… but I had to take the opportunity to talk about the symbrock hybrid baby!!!!!! (also I drew this in response to your ask too)

[bluehairedspidey]

i love when 90% of snake's dialogue in a game is just him repeating something the other person just said in the form of a question. echolalia king <3

[girlwiththegreenhat]

BREAKING NEWS: TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMIC 7 IS BEING WORKED ON

SOURCE

[ask-bad-end-sunny]

Omori, why are you sad? :(

[ *Omori was too upset to explain...so, Mewo did it for him! ]