#boonies

[etherslut]

lovettesville, va

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i can see why Splinter chose to meditate here

[justdreamsandmusic]

one of the worst mistakes in my life wasn't working as a Cornmaze Security Guard t Confreda Farms, RI Halloween 2018 & Halloween 2020 ; it was moving to Johnston & Scituate with nothing but a suitcase full of clothes for the 2020 season and eventually deciding to live out of Susy Q's because Google said it was closed

ACI, 2020 for a week or two for breaking into the barn of a garage at a junk-shop down the street from Susy Q's

ACI, 2021 for three months; a bench warrent on me I didn't even know I'd had for when I'd lived in Susy Q's

There were wolves that howled in that town at night.

[healing-and-free]

When you grew up in the pine barrens but now you live in an HOA in the south

[debbiechanclub]

I just overheard one of my new co-workers ask another co-worker if he could give her a cooler with a fox inside it so she can take it to the taxidermist for him because she lives right by it.

Have I mentioned that I live/work in the boonies?

[superbushmasterar15]

[z3phy3r]

please for the love of god, can we stop romanticizing being completely self sufficient (eg, Beorn from the hobbit) because that shit will have me out in the fucking boonies before the week ends (it doesn't matter is it's Saturday .)

[tgirluniverse]

BONNIE COLLINS

[une-snaque]

I need an Asian store down here now I have to make onigiri without nori!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬😩😩😩😩

[reallyironking]

BOONNIE COLLINS

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick's leather sling | requested by EVERYONE

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I find it hard to believe that the turtles can get from NYC to Niagara Falls in enough time to stop an active attack

[turannoktonos]

Aka...the aftermath :)

[dragonpyre]

Not to be a communist but gas shouldn’t cost $50 a tank

[hauntingofhouses]

shoutout to taigen for being the most expressive character in the entire show.

you will never not know whatever the hell he is feeling or thinking at the moment because he will literally tell you (either very earnestly like when he traumadumps to mizu or very sarcastically which is the other 99% of the time he talks to mizu) or you will see it plain as day on his face.

this is the textbook definition of a man wearing his heart on his sleeve. look in the dictionary for what a "simple man" means and you will find taigen's face there.

like once you cut through the massive ego and pompousness he uses to mask his own insecurities and traumas, he is literally just some guy. he's not evil or stupid. not super kind or super smart either. an asshole but not the worst there is. he's incredibly skilled but he's not the strongest ever or even the most skilled. he is literally! just a guy!

y'all can hate him all you want but let's be real, taigen is actually the most relatable character out of everyone. like this man is POOR, he is PATHETIC, he is COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, and most of all he is OBSESSED WITH MIZU. if that shit ain't relatable idk what is.

[emmetofthestars]

yeah i play tf2 < zones out while playing medic