#borderlands incorrect quotes

[handsometheo]

Handsome Jack incorrect quote

(since I've been gone on here so long)

Jack: *angrily presses Y/n against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Are we about to kiss-

Just so everyone knows, I'm only gonna be taking requests for Handsome Jack x readers rn! Love ya!

[fluffhuntress]

God I've had so many imagines but so much more exams and I didn't have time to write stuff : (

BUT HERE'S THIS

Y/N and the team: *sitting on a couch watching a movie*

Y/N: *falls asleep and falls on Timothy's arm*

Nisha: *gasps fingerpointing at them* AWW

Y/N: *silently snores*

The team: AWWWWW

Timothy: *visibly embarassed* ... guys

[uwmaa]

alice in borderland as "things to never say to someone who just came out"

banda

tatta

arisu

chishiya

kyuma

karube

niragi

hatter

kuina

[borderlinebox]

Just before the King of Diamonds game -

Y/N: I'll wait for you.

Chishiya: Why?

Y/N: Because that's what people do when they care.

Y/N: They wait.

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chishiya (loved) hated that.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy! FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.

[httpsclarye]

Arisu: Why are you on the floor?

Chishiya: I'm depressed.

Chishiya: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kuina, please

[life-is-more-than-just-a-game]

Niragi: "Guess it's dead."

Y/N: "NO, IT'S STILL MOVING!"

Niragi: *Takes his rifle and shoots*

Niragi: "Guess it's dead."

Y/N: "DID YOU SERIOUSLY SHOOT DOWN THE BUG???"

[surelystaggering]

Arisu: *Gently taps table*

Chishiya: *Taps back*

Usagi: What are they doing?

Kuina: Morse code.

Arisu: *Aggressively taps table*

Chishiya: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[nirashiyahell]

Niragi: *nudges Chishiya at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Chishiya? Wake up, Chishiya! Listen! They're sexless! Chishiya: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

[incorrectpokernight2]

Claptrap: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Sam: Schrödinger's boys. Brok: FUCK! Ash: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? GLaDOS: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. GLaDOS: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Claptrap: … Sam: … Brok: … Ash: … GLaDOS: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

[incorrectaliceinborderland]

Kuina: Chishiya and Niragi are never gonna make nice! They're both horrible in their own ways!

Kuina: *to Chishiya* No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it, you're a nightmare!

[handsometheo]

Handsome Jack Incorrect quote

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

Y/n: I owe you one.

Jack: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even Pumpkin.

[shunchitaro]

AiB Incorect Quotes

Kuina: What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done that nobody thinks you’re capable of doing? Niragi: Exist Chishiya: express emotions Arisu: kiss a girl? Tatta: dropping a car on someone and cutting their hand off Niragi:  Niragi: next time we have another game with each other remind me to refrain from calling you names <><><><> Kuina: I’m so happy that people actually care for me Chishiya: Since when have I not cared about you? Kuina: I thought you were incapable of emotions <><><><> Karube: You all are going to die without dating anybody! Chota and Arisu, inspecting their nails: sure <><><><> Niragi, minding his business Chishiya appearing, holding a water gun and a can of gas: Niragi, how do you want me to burn you tonight? Niragi, tired of his antics: Can I just jump off a cliff and kill myself instead <><><><> Chishiya: I feel sick Ann: did he eat something bad? he’s rarely sick Kuina: he accidentally displayed the happy emotion earlier and he thinks he’s going to die Chishiya, getting pale: I haven’t even prepared my funeral Kuina: Stop worrying Chishiya it doesn’t look good on you

[arichishiya]

AiB Incorrect Quotes

Arisu: *ready to completely trust Chishiya with his life to execute the plan* Chishiya: I see your value now. Arisu: That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.

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Chishiya: I discovered at a very young age that if I talked long enough I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or the truth is relative.

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Usagi: You've been sexually harassing me since the very first day I arrived at the Beach. Niragi: Sexually harassing? That makes no sense. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?

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Arisu: I need you to roleplay as my father so I can digest some stuff. Chishiya: I don't want to be your father. Arisu: Perfect, you already know your lines.

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Arisu to Niragi: You're very confident, I'll say that. Kuina: Yeah but you shouldn't be.

[borderlinebox]

okay but what if Chishiya told Y/N to stop eating that one cookie brand; the one where kotoko and the jack of hearts communicated with, because they keep taking them every round and eating them.

but it's their favorite.

and they whine and pout cause chishiya needs them to stick to the plan. and chishiya keeps telling them to try out his cookies instead. but they're all like "im not eating your bland cookies!" and just sits there, all salty

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

[after finding out Athena is taking a vacation]

Fiona: Does that mean I'm gonna be the team leader? Athena: No, Sasha will outrank you. You're right below Vaughn and just above Rhys. Sasha: You rank us? Fiona: And I'm below Vaughn? Vaughn: That's crazy, I'm the worst. Athena: It's that kind of self-awareness that keeps you a notch above Rhys and Fiona.