#boring but fun

[the-chickenshit-oddity]

another AU stuck in my head is el going back to the marines, maybe as an instructor or something. there is so many ways to go with this that my head goes all rolodex about it.

[chaoticattt]

Here’s a little wip for a Pride 2023 project I’m working on! These five are my OCs, some of you might recognise Rabbit from my previous posts, and a friend and I are collaborating on a little comic using them!

Red head is Flossy, she likes plants, I used a random picker and it chose lesbian and the flag was a nightmare to do. She’s a little timid, but once she stood on a table during an argument to get higher ground so yea.

Pink hair needs a name, but he likes to dye his hair different colours every three weeks or so, and he can make jello frogs! He gay. Sooo gay.

Occasionally, after a break up, Rabbit will open his apartment door and just a bunch of jelly frogs will flood out into the corridor, and she’ll be like, ‘Oh shit it must be really bad this time’. Fun fact he has a pond because his frogs kept flooding the building.

Middle is Kia, she’s kinda mysterious (or she tries to be), kinda like Vanitas, but less.. dramatic, and she absolutely hates carrots. Like, she just refuses to eat them. She’s also pan, and during pride month, she dyes the ends of her hair in the pansexual colours.

The Enby is Jester, he also needs a proper name like Froggo man and Rabbit, goes by he/they, and he has a five year old child who regularly tries to eat the jello frogs, but they follow the lil toddler around a lot.

Last is Rabbit, I’ve made like, 2 posts about her here I think, and my friend literally squinted at her for about two minutes, and then said, ‘She’s ace,’ so she’s ace now.

To anyone who actually read my oc info dump, thank you for reading my rambling. As you can see, I’m having wayy too much fun with the lighting, I recenting started messing around with the blending modes on ibis paint.

[miwachan2]

please reblog for a bigger sample size

RESULTS:

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[getout-ofyourownway]

I think adults need to go outside and play more.

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[marsipain]

Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

[therearecookiesdraws]

[bluef00t]

poll makers: reblog for larger sample size :) the more votes the more reliable result

poll rebloggers: my psionic warriors. hopelessly bias this poll to my will immediately

[forecast0ctopus]

we continue to draw that old man………

[idkwhyyouaskingm3-blog]

TMA Trevor would want TMAGP Trevor dead for being a posh prick. TMAGP gives me the impression that he'd want TMA Trevor dead for being homeless.

[monkiinart]

this study piece has been sitting in my WIP folder for a year now zzz woe,arne be upon ye

[dandyshucks]

being in love with a fictional character will make u produce art u didnt know u were capable of

~

[if ur part of the "fiction doesnt affect reality" crowd: please fuck off lol]