#bossy girls

[transvampireboyfriend]

i just love the idea of Eddie absentmindedly saying something like "i don't know, man" and Steve sharply turning around and going "what did you just call me?" and Eddie getting all flustered and sputtering, hurrying to correct himself like "baby! i meant baby!! i don't know, baby. Sweetheart." and Steve's just like "yeah, that's what I thought."

[chipsahoyforyaboi]

❤️🥵 Boss bitch energy today 🥵❤️

[thrasherella]

~✨~ Hey all! Here's a lil' sneak peek 👀 at somethin' I've been working [hard]on 🖤 ~✨~

(just to clarify when I say 'working' I mean I've been daydreaming about these two ocs constantly and not writing anything because executive dysfunction daydreaming is more fun than writing sometimes 😂)

I guess warning for drug use; marijuana.

I want you all to know that pretty much 100% of my characters partake of the devil's lettuce sooo there's that idk 😂

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Cat!hybrid girl takes her mouse!hybrid he just doesn't know it yetboyfriend on the classic dinner and movie date...

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They meet up at her place that evening; he is so goddamn nervous. It's been almost a week since their bathroom hookup and he hadn't seen her in person since, although they had been texting daily. They knew each other through mutual friends, but had never really hung out one-on-one before this. All he really knew about her was that she was a bit of a wild card; for instance, he'd heard she'd once been arrested for assault at a metal show for a mosh pit session that went a bit too far, but the guy ended up dropping the charges against her.

"Oh hey, come in; you smoke right? I think I asked you already but I can't remember..."

They sat very close together on her plush, dark red couch, and he couldn't help but think that something about her black fur against the deep, blood color fabric was really sexy.

Likewise she was beginning to feel a familiar heat pooling in her lower belly as she snuck short glances at him, imagining his cute little body underneath those baggy clothes; she felt herself suddenly blushing as she thought of his soft tummy and his girthy cock hanging between his legs, too heavy to stand erect...

She rolled them a joint which they enjoyed while chatting; it wasn't long at all before they just couldn't keep their hands off each other.

"You don't have to be so nervous, you know..." she whispered against his soft, round ear, and he could hear her purring lightly as she rubbed her cheek against his, a little jolt of electricity running through him as their whiskers momentarily touched. She had pulled him into her lap, his denim clad legs wrapped around her waist; she could already feel his dick stirring and hardening beneath the fabric against her abdomen as he leaned into her.

"I just like you a lot--" he blurted out, his face growing very hot as her purr became more intense. "I like you a lot and I have no idea what I'm doing..."

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[imlisteningg]

Gloria MidnightBurger, the only professional in the joint

do we reckon she still wears the uniform at this point or has she given up?

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

Getting some pets!!! Pet me human servant!!

[redflagshipwriter]

I wonder if jazz/babs/kori/dick is a ship

If it is, I bet Dick does his level best to morph into a purse dog. he'd be so happy up there. uppies for robins, even when they're kinda big. They're trying to figure out where to go for dinner since the place they had a reservation at got blown up.

[tagidearte-spam-sb]

I find it funny how the fandom (or, at least, a part of the fandom I see a lot) has latched onto the "Moon is obsessed with rules" headcanon. True, he's the one that comes after Gregory for "punishment time", but...

Sun is the one calling the player a rulebreaker and kicking a literal kid straight into the less-than-friendly Glamrocks' waiting arms (for accidentally turning the lights off. As if Gregory would know touching a Freddy shaped security box would do that. If it even was Gregory and, idk, ""someone"" disabling the power in the daycare on purpose). Sun is the one nearly popping his circuits if you don't follow his instructions. Sun is the one threatening to release Moon on you if you so much as colour a page wrong. Sun is the one getting frustrated with Cassie if she screws up somehow (haven't played Ruin in a while, but I do think he freaks out if you approach him in the VR world after only disabling one - or zero - generators).

Moon on the other hand? Moon is fizzyfazzing vibing (well, not in Ruin for obvious reasons). Fulfilling his task and getting the kid? Sure sure, let him just jump from leg to leg first, and walk in a goofy way at an extremely slow pace (even Monty with no legs balancing himself on crutches would probably move faster), while giggling and alerting the entirety of the daycare to his precise jingly location. He only starts taking it seriously and entering the structures when you get some generators on, and even then he's still messing around. The robot cares more about his jester theatrics than his goddamn job. If Moon really does security patrols like many people believe he does, half of them are (or were, prior to the virus) probably him tormenting a poor overworked security guard (rip Vanessa, if you're out there...).

Don't take me wrong. I love a Moon who follows the rules to a malicious degree as much as the next person. And he does seem set on putting Gregory down to sleep and punishing him. He does seem intent on harming you in HW2. But let's be real, Moon doesn't give a shit about his job half the time - doing a goofy walk, riding a carousel... those are much better. If he gets to scare someone while doing it, jackpot for him. We only really see him struggle in Ruin, as far as I recall. Sun is the one running around like a bossy headless chicken trying to get everything in order.

I think it's because Moon is the one who directly says "you must be punished" and harms you? But even then my man jumps on the table, does a goofy move, and flies off to give Gregory some time to hide for their little hide and seek game. Sun is the one getting freaked out and throwing you out without any preamble after the lights turn on.

Again, not shitting on anyone. I just think it's so funny. I legitimately cannot imagine Moon being that serious unless 1) a real intruder is at the pizzaplex, not some snotty kid; 2) Vanny tells him to; 3) something actually dangerous is happening and he's not high on whatever virus is going around.

[starry4u]

The things I’d do to see Jimi Hendrix live

[urjover]

finally started malevolent this is so gay sex coded

[bathylychnops]

ihauve been drawing marcille somuch like in my sketchbook she might be my favorite from dungeon meshi other than chilchuck

[freeprincessnastia]

[chipsahoyforyaboi]

I’d say I networked pretty hard today; successful business exposition 📊👩‍💼📁

[theajaheira]

today i’m thinking yet again about that one time i was playing chess with a childhood friend and she told me if i let her win she would teach me how to make a magic potion. i was six, so this felt like a Reasonably Plausible Thing for her to know how to do, but she was also six, so of course she had no idea how to do it.

credit to that girl’s improv abilities, tho, bc she just started grabbing random things in the kitchen (onion skin, a single cheerio, large bottle of molasses) and i do not totally remember how it reached this point, but my mom, who had been out doing something or other, came into the kitchen to find two little girls just straight up pouring molasses down the sink.

VIVIDLY remember how my friend and i were just like 👁️👄👁️ in that way that small children are when there’s no thought in their head. i don’t think i even got in trouble for this simply bc the weirdness factor overruled the waste of molasses. it just had not occurred to my mother to tell me not to do this.

[lover-girl1]

People ask me how the fuck did I pull a country girl when I live in the city

(Save a horse ride a cowgirl...)

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

I am the queen around here!

[sugarsh3]

Okay so I caved...