#bother that man yesssss

[armin-supremacy]

pov : bunny event, but make it MC

pairing: brothers(seperate)x gn!mc

prompt: for this years event, Diavolo thought it would be exciting for MC + datables to take control of the bunny event, leaving the brothers to relax this go around.

format: headcannon

genre: fluff ¿

You bustled around, the bunny ears atop your head bouncing cutely at the very slight skip in your step. Solomon pulled through, the spell going just as planned for the event.

To say you were having an amazing time was an understatement. Though it was supposed to be work and service, you found enjoyment mingling around.

"Enjoy!"

You placed the drink down in front of the demon you had been asked to serve, practically bouncing away with a smile. "MC!"

You turned at the sound of your name with a smile, one of your ears sticking up similar to a real bunny who was on alert. You squealed in excitement and all but began to hurry over. "You made it!"

a simp

undercover tho

lowkey gets jealous at how cute you're acting with other customers

dont you fret tho

hes got it covered

oh would you look at that, hes a vip customer now

srry other customers

gotta serve luci-lu only for the rest of the event

just HAPPENS to be in the fine print of membership oops

smug ass

that power kink gonna surge

will 100% throw in teasing comments

subtly tho

you nearly miss them

will try his hardest not to lose the cool when you tease back

again, subtly tho.

we got a subtle king here, alright?

pls ask him for a carrot

he'll die.

will tease the ever living shit outta you

"no, no you blew the kiss wrong. you can do better than that, one more time-"

mans cant hide his jealousy when he sees how cute you are with other customers as well

wont hide it tbh

youre his mc so what the hell are you doing bestie?

you should be focusing on him

your first

duh

most def will watch out for you tho

dont want no demon getting any 'ideas'

makes you work for a carrot

wink, blow a kiss, speak in a cute voice, etc

dying on the inside, annoying asf on the outside

cant hide that blush tho, nice try

yesssss finally a bunbun mc

hes dying, youre so cute

has been waiting to see you like this

make the garnish on his drink/snack a heart.

do it.

he will m e l t

gets hella flustered

definitely dying

all you did was call him master ???? it was asmo's 'servicing advice'

didnt mean to tease oops

take a selfie with him

please.

he never wants to forget this

will most likely info dump on how this reminds him of an anime called 'the seven demon brothers get pampered by cute bunny waitress/waiter/etc" or somethin like that

check on him multiple times throughout the evening

let this man soak up bunny mc for as long as he can, kay?

wanted cat mc instead

jk dont worry

but thats def something he wants to see

MOVING ON

another lowkey jealous ass simp

huffy boy

give him attention now.

now.

gives lil praise

"this tastes so good"

"the ears suit you nicely"

congrats! you got a carrot!

smile at him

please.

even from afar

just a small one

he loves it.

gets ptsd when the twister mat is whipped out

you kick ass tho, hes proud.

pics pics P I C S

prepare to be devildom famous

hes gonna make sure of it bestie, good luck

shamlessly makes request after request

"mc, can you blow a kiss?"

"perfect, now say 'asmo, i love you!' as cutely as you can"-

showers you with compliments

youre so cute how dare you

tease him

he loves it

will tease back

cause why not

mans is having the time of his life ohmygod

let him feed you this damn carrot-

we all know beel loves cute, soft things

absolutely smitten

ask him if he wants to touch your ears

flash him your lil bunno tail

he loves it

def will check on you multiple times during the evening

pls dont overwork yourself

keep the drinks and snacks coming, dont ask him if he needs/wants more

just do it

he finds it so sweet

you know him so well

garnish with a heart or cute message

yay, another carrot!

compliments how cute you look

doesn't bother requesting anything

doesnt need to

youre cute all on your own

gets really happy if you blow him a kiss tho

do it again.

thats not a request.

twister mat ptsd pt 2

i love him sm but

such a little shit ohmygod

ya know how hes cannon-ingly the most cheeky brother?

exactly.

"if you can make the heart perfect, ill give you a carrot~"

you dont get the heart perfect

its still cute tho

gives you the carrot regardless

makes it his mission to see how flustered he can make you

sucks for him, cause he gets flustered cause youre a master at comebacks hehe

oh how the turn tables turn

watches you with other customers

not as jealous as Lu, Mamms, and Satan but will def make a comment

give him special treatment, hes the bby of the boys.

its law.

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my very first headcannon! its a bit rough, im still trying to get into the feel of writing certain formats but i hope you enjoyed regardless~

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I had coffee my thoughts are all over the place it's not gonna make sense and I'm probably gonna change my mind about some of the things I said later but here's my ramble.

I'm so mad right now. There's so many things that piss me off with Peter B. I keep thinking about all the mess he keeps pulling throughout the first and the second movie. The fact that he betrayed Miles not once but twice BUT THREE TIMES (typing Miles up in ITSV, not telling him about the Spider Society or that he was an anomaly, CALLING HQ ON HIM BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SAVE HIS FATHER. Technically that's 4 but moving on.)

He refuses to acknowledge Miles as a fellow spider(which is probably why he didn't feel bad about finding Miles was an anomaly now he has a reason to not take Miles seriously.) And he keeps trying to insert himself into a mentor role when he's yet to do a whole lot of mentoring. What also throws me here is how he had the audacity to say the trauma builds character while being a mentor to help guide Miles into becoming Spiderman so Miles' could avoid the mistakes that Peter made.

I WILL NEVER BE OVER THAT CHAIR SCENE IN ITSV. How is it you as a grown man. A grown white man no less took a black teenage boy who you viewed as so much of a liability that you had to tie him up. And I know multiple people have talked about everything that's wrong with this scene but there's still something so haunting about watching him just nonchalantly be tied up kicking and screaming about how he wants to be let go that bothers me so much. And I find it hard to believe that this was just a scene we're supposed to just move on from. Did they do this on purpose? Was this supposed to showcase something about Peter's character that I'm not picking up on? Because I find it so hard to believe that the writers who made sure to explicitly show how Gwen's Peter is Christian because he later turns into a lizard wouldn't understand the implications of this scene.

I also don't think he's a strategic as he thinks he is. What do you think was going to happen when you forcefully tied this boy to a chair? You thought he was going to sit still? Also would you think the boy who's trying to save his father was going to do? Actually listen to your words? Sit back and be like, oh you're right I should just let my father die. (This is me going off my reasoning that he didn't plan out that one scene in ATSV. I think that he thought that because he's Miles' "mentor" he could get through to him in a way others can't. Which pretentious much?) His actions do more harm than good and it just works out for him somehow. (For instance Miles saving them in ITSV because he came late.)

These are my thoughts do with this what you will. All the stars decided to align today ig because I haven't been able to come up with coherent thoughts like this in a minute.

(I really need to rewatch itsv. So if there's anything here that I'm wrong about regarding itsv it's been like 5 years since I've seen it.)

I GET THISS SOOO HARD (I waited until I had coffee to answer this lol)

BUT YESSSSS Because like I can understanding giving Peter the benefit of the doubt, it makes plausible sense for a movie to have a certain amount of wiggle room plot wise.

But with writers who clearly understood punk enough to accurately show it in Hobie's arc, repeatedly put in the work to respect Cockney and Puerto Rican culture, who wrote every one of Hobie's lines with PERCISION - would just overlook the glaring hole in their story that is Peter.

Because we as a viewer are continually told we SHOULD look up to him and we SHOULD trust him - but in doing so they accidentally make him the exact opposite. Like.. It doesn't make sense to me.

The Focus on Jess & The Absence of Peter:

aka GODDAMN I hate Peter B. Parker [yet another rant about 'bad' writing, plotholes, and Peter not showing up for Miles or Gwen.

For example,

Jess is Gwen's mentor, and we see her mentor style is extremely different from Peter's and that's suppose to be a contrasting dynamic between them and the relationship between Miles and Peter. Okay, makes sense.

But by NOT having Peter be Gwen's mentor, the writers are implying that he didn't step up as an emotional mentor when all this given - HE SHOULD. Because he's the only adult that she knows, and she a freshly homeless teen who needs to be around people she trusts, rather than working at a society with an auditorium of adults.

But by trying to show off how much we should judge Jess, the writers have inadvertently given us a Peter who just..didn't take responsibility. That's what they're implying - that Hobie and Jess were the ones who came to get aid. And we're suppose to look the other way. I... can't do that, sir.

"Look at how mean Jess is, why not blame her-" Jess is doing her job. Where's the adult she actually knows and trusts. Can we get some dialogue about what he did for her? Or did he just do nothing?

Did they just forget to include that, or did Peter just forget to help?

For me, that's two points in the bucket. Not housing Gwen, and not being her mentor. He could've done one, the other or both.

But because he didn't, we're left asking "What WAS he doing in the Society?"

Missions, I assume. Cause he wasn't mentoring her, so he must have been off putting in legit work for Miguel, I assume.

If we're looking at the characters as full-rounded - which I would hope they are considering the depth of Gwen, Miles and Hobie, it's not a large jump to ask 'How involved was Peter in Gwen's time at the Society? Why is he not her mentor, or why is she not living with him?"

Gwen..should be staying with him. If you're an adult who knows a teen and they become homeless, and it is within your means - yeah, I do think it's a moral obligation to open your home to them, at least temporarily. If you care about them. But that aside, let's extend the benefit of the doubt. Maybe Gwen didn't want to see him.

But then the ratting Miles out thing. This, I can't get around-

Some may say that it was simply for plot development and that Lyla spoke suddenly as a mistake on her part.

And I gotta call bullshit.

Firstly, because this is the same movie where we're shown Hobie stealing parts prior to learning what the parts are for. The same film that literally animated a fight accurately to Bushwick down to the very street. Let's cut it some slack here.

And moreso - I could understand the justification that it was a mistake on Lyla's part.

If Lyla was human. She's not.

She's an AI, and a very sophisticated one at that. Lyla runs on protocol, because that's AI's do. She's made to do things the way that is mathematically most effective, based on her analysis and her code.

It's easy to see Lyla as just an avatar, and a comedic one at that - but Lyla is literally one of - if not the - smartest 'person' in the multiverse. She's the only one who can track Spot in real time. If Jess and Miguel need aid on a mission or with Spot, they call Lyla. And she's handled every Society mission prior to the chase.

Her speaking out of turn suddenly and giving Peter away is an understandable plot mistake, if she was subjected to human mistakes.

So far, Lyla isn't. It doesn't make sense, based on what Lyla is.

I think Lyla would know better than to give Peter away suddenly by detecting Miles' presence and still speaking out loud.

A lot ask 'What motive does Peter have for ratting Miles out?', but we also should also ask "What motive does Lyla have for ratting herself out?'

It's her goal to find Miles no matter what. She doesn't care, she kinda can't - she's an AI. She just has to find him and send Miles' location to Miguel. Her objective.

So her locating Peter without his knowledge and then giving herself away to him doesn't make sense - especially if Lyla knew Miles was that close, from a human standpoint and definitely from the standpoint of the most sophisticated AI in existence.

So I was under the assumption that - like you mentioned now, that before when he gets Miles alone, he may genuinely be trying to convince him still, but by the time they get into that space, I think that's around the time that it becomes a 'Okay, let's just get Miles back to HQ and talk about this' situation.

He genuinely ratted Miles out. In my eyes.

Because at this point, Miguel hasn't assaulted Miles. That comes later. So realistically speaking, his goal was probably to calm Miles down, and get him back to HQ however he could, and talk to him there.

Peter could've helped WAYYYY earlier.

People give Peter credit like 'Oh but he came over to Miles' side at the end-'

NO. YOU DO NOT GET A COOKIE.

Peter could've helped SO much earlier, and if anything, he was THE ONLY ONE in a position of helping.

Gwen can't do anything, like they physically restrain her when she tries to. And there's no point after they come to HQ that Gwen has the chance to turn around and help Peter.

Gwen doesn't get that chance. Peter DOES.

Had Peter helped Miles HERE, IMMEDIATELY, Miles would've gotten away without being assaulted by Peter.

If Peter had turned around and changed course in this moment, Miles would have been better off.

Fuck Peter B. Fuckkkkk hiiiimmmmm. NAWWWWWW

If Peter had let him go here, or helped him escape - Miles wouldn't have been taking hits up on that train. That's crazzzy.

But he wasn't trying to help Miles escape. If he wanted to, he would've. He could've just said "Matter of fact Miles, I think setting the WHOLE Society on you is a bizarre move and you should probably get out of here until Miguel can calm down and I can talk to him."

But he was like 'Nah, hold my baby. Matter of fact lemme tell you story in this pivotal moment when you're actively in danger. Here, look at me. What do you mean - I'm not stalling? I didn't rat him out on purpose.

Like either you did. And even if you didn't you didn't help him when you were literally the only person in the universe who could. In fact, he got away slower because of you. Lovely.

Peter is a grown man. He's not an idiot.

He knows Miles is in active danger. Why would an adult turn the conversation in that direction - about his baby - KNOWING Miles has no time.

As soon as Miles got his hands on MayDay, Peter is trying to change the conversation. Suddenly he's joking and laughing.

Even though Miles is freaking out. Why is Peter joking? He knows this isn't a joking situation. But here he is wasting Miles time, either accidentally or intentionally.

Because that'd be some good ass stalling.

There was nothing stopping Peter from helping him leave. But Peter was still on The Society's side, so he didn't. If he was on Miles' side, he would've helped him. He should've, but he was still for Miguel, because at this point Miguel hadn't assaulted Peter yet.

Congrats, Peter. Big L. Humbling Reality Spider-man everyone.

Like combine all this. AND THEN THE SCENE IN ITSV.

LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY PETER IS ALWAYS HOLDING MILES BACK.

You cannot expect me to believe that the writers of a movie I can write 10k+ words about, just so happened to leave these two glaring plot holes for ONE character.

That I'm just suppose to ignore that Peter restrained Miles, a black boy, in ITSV. That he betrayed Miles for months, wasn't very active in Gwen's time at the Society, and he actively hinders Miles escape - if not actively ratting him out.

It baffles my mind.

It doesn't make sense, that these writers can write Hobie, Jessica, Miguel, Officer Stacy, Rio, and Jeff as fully rounded, well-thought characters. But for some reason, when it comes SPECIFICALLY to Peter B. - they just forget how to write. They just stop thinking about him the second they don't look at him.

IN BOTH MOVIES?

I don't buy it.

To have every other character be thoroughly thought through but have one of, if not these most iconic character full of plot holes...

I think the likely answer is they wrote him that way on purpose and he's just a bad person.

I'm sorry, and I'm laughing while writing this but like.

Either Peter is the ONE singular character who has a series of emotional plotholes - or he's just a bad mentor. It's one or the other. And it's open to interpretation.

But I wanna cut the writers some slack and say, No - they thought it through. And No, Lyla did not just randomly speak out of turn, he contacted her first off-screen before she replied to him.

And by waiting till the very end to come around, waiting until the person who looks up to you is deeply wounded to finally turn around - that's the same arc Officer Stacy goes through.

And we're not supposed to clap for him. It's lovely, but he doesn't get an award. And neither does Peter, not at all.

Maybe if had helped Miles escape in that moment. Maybe if he was Gwen's mentor or he housed her.

But as far as we know he spent those months of Gwen in the Society doing fuck all. We've seen no sign of his contribution anywhere.

And in a story about mentorship, that says something.

Anyway. This is long. Again fiosfgihrgirturetuier I'm SORRY

Once again, Fuck Peter B. All my Hobies hate Peter B. (not a typo)

He's worse than Jess.

And he's not worse than Miguel but I like Miguel more and it's not because of the ass that's just a bonus Miguel is cool (but also very wrong. but like personality wise we're cool).

Ummm I feel like I got off track here. Oh well!!

Damn he be doing Miles dirty. SMH

Bye.

[lovelynim]

YES YES YESSSSS hi my love i’m so proud of you congrats on 400 hehe

may i please request dan heng and caelus and discovery tickles (i want you to pick the lee bc i love your brain) ?? you’re awesome i can’t wait to see how this event turns out it’s so fun

THANK YOU SO MUCH

Both for the message and for this request huehuehue

I got a little carried away and I haven't played a f*cking second of HSR but im in love with them so i hope they don't sound too ooc

Dan Heng looked over his shoulder when the sound of the door opening reached his ears. Narrowing his eyes, the archivist tried to recognize the figure by its silhouette before saying something.

“Dan Heng, are you here?” Caelus said, walking inside the room and letting the door close behind him. With the sound of steps coming from behind a shelf, Dan Heng showed up, wearing a rather calm look on his voice.

“Yes, I’m here,” he said, looking at the trailblazer. “Do you need anything?”

Caelus shook his head, scratching the back of his head as he tried to come up with a proper answer. “I… just wanted to check on you. I haven’t seen you all day, so I got a little worried,” he admitted, hoping his ‘futile’ reason wouldn't annoy the archivist. “I hope I’m not bothering you or anyth-”

“Don’t worry about it,” Dan Heng interrupted and, despite his usual cold facade, Caelus could tell he was being kind of friendly. “I wasn’t working on anything important.”

The answer gave Caelus a mixed feeling, making the man raise an eyebrow in curiosity. As much as it soothed his previous worries, it opened room for a new question. “Wait, what were you doing back there, then?”

As the silence started covering up all the noises in the room, Caelus’s curiosity only grew larger. “I mean, I could barely see you from the entrance, it was almost as if you were hiding,” he joked, letting out a nervous chuckle as he hoped to at least ease the tension between them.

Dan Heng sighed, his intuition telling him that running from the topic would only lead to further questioning and, even worse, ruin his whole “plan”. 

“Truth to be told, that was what I was doing,” the archivist replied, trying to make it sound as normal as possible.

“Ah, I see- huh?! You were?!” It took him a few seconds to realize, not expecting his suspicions to be confirmed like that. “Why? Hiding from what?”

Dan Heng pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out an audible groan. It was such an absurd situation, such an embarrassing position to be in. But, looking on the bright side, maybe talking it out with Caelus would help.

“From March,” the archivist sighed, crossing his arms as he looked away, avoiding eye contact out of shyness, “she is probably… hunting me down right now.”

“W-what? From March? What happened?”

Was he really doing it? He guessed so, “we were hanging together earlier today and, for some reason, she started complaining about ‘how cold I am sometimes’ or something along these lines…”

“Uh-huh…” Caelus nodded, trying to follow Dan Heng’s line of thought.

“So, at first I didn’t care because it should be just another one of her ramblings, but she felt like I was ignoring her and started poking me.”

Caelus widened his eyes. From that sentence, he could guess where this was going and why Dan Heng seemed so annoyed. Taking some slow and quiet steps towards the archivist, the trailblazer nodded, humming in agreement.

“And- ahm, well, it felt… a little- ugh, a little ticklish,” he continued the story, not noticing how Caelus was slowly approaching him, to disturbed by the idea of voicing something like that, “a-anyway, I think this flipped some switch inside her; She started saying things, I guess to try tease me, and making a fuss over the idea of me being ticklish.”

“So… that’s why you decided to hide here? To avoid March tickling you?”

“Yes- Well, no, I mean, it’s not like that. It’s just that I’m not in the mood to fool around with her and I have work to do-”

“But are you?”

Dan Heng quickly turned his face towards Caelus as those words landed on his ears. The boy was merely inches away from him at that point, making the same face as March did when she made her little discovery.

[kryptonitejelly]

Hiii!! First I want to say I love your writing and your blurbs. They’re so cute and I love them so much. ❤️

Can I request a blurb with protective Hotch? Maybe the team is on a case and the reader goes down to the lobby of the hotel for a drink and a creepy guy hits on her? Then as she’s repeatedly telling the guy to get away from her Hotch sees it and gets all protective??

Tysm! Please take your time :)

A/N: Thank you 💗 I have tons of fun writing the blurbs, I’m glad you like them. You are the sweetest for being so polite I just cant 😭

I love creepy guy hitting on reader kinda scenarios and protective Hotch, uhm yesssss.

Requests for blurbs are currently open here.

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“One whisky, neat, please.” You slide your card across the bar table as you settle onto the barstool. The case which the team had been attending to wasn’t the worst you had seen, but having been assigned to the precinct had you spending the most time with the family of the victim, and by the very nature, resulted in you seeing the most of their pain, which always made it worse.

You nod a thanks to the bartender who slides your drink and card back across to you. Swirling the liquid around in the glass, you put it to your lips, tipping it back, letting the woody burn slide down your throat. It offers you momentary relief, and for the first time in days you let your shoulders sag with relief as you exhale deeply.

“I’ve got something else that you could knock back down that throat of yours baby.”

Your eyes fly open, a deep frown sliding onto your features and you come face to face with a tall middle aged man, leering openly at you. He smells like a distillery.

“Excuse me?” Your voice is clipped, a scowl on your features as you notice his gaze darting down the v neck of your blouse. It makes you pull your jacket tighter around you, belly clenching in disgust.

“I said,” he leans forward, the alcohol on his breath an assault to your sense of smell, “I’ve got something else that your pretty throat would be good for.”

He steps closer, rolling his hips in your direction and you feel white, hot rage bubble inside of you. This was the last thing you needed tonight.

“Get. Lost.” You turn away from the man, training your gaze on the bottles behind the bar as you take another swig from the glass.

“Come on now baby. Why act modest, when we both know you are anything but an angel.” His words cause you to ball your hands into fists as you fight an internal battle within you, debating whether the trouble you would get into at taking a swing at him would be worth it.

“Fuck off.” You growl as you finish off the glass of whisky. Slipping your card back into the pocket of your jacket, you make to climb off the stool when you feel the creep’s hand grab your arm, his fingers pressing into the fabric of your jacket.

The pressure on your arm makes you snap, and you raise your fist an inch, ready to take a shot at the drunk, when you feel another warm hand catch your fist. Your back connects with a chest, and the scent that wafts over you helps you identify Hotch.

“Is this man bothering you Honey?” He squeezes your hand, a signal for play along because this is the easiest way we are going to diffuse this situation without drawing any more attention to ourselves.

“This gentleman was just about to get going before you showed up, Sweetheart.” You wrench your arm out of the creep’s hold, which has slackened with the appearance of your unit chief, and press your side against Hotch’s chest, looking up at him through your eyelashes. He slides a protective arm around you, you can feel the muscles under his shirt shift and you can’t help but wonder what those same bare muscles would feel like under your hands.

“Cockslut.” The man spits out venomously, glaring at both you and Hotch. His words however, are in contrast to his body language which you note, had severely shifted with the appearance of Hotch.

“What did you just say?” Hotch beats you to punch, his eyes hardening, as he tightens his hold on you. He is, at this point, radiating anger. You instinctively nestle yourself further into his embrace, and you feel him squeeze your shoulder in reassurance, angling himself slightly so half his body is blocking yours.

“Not-nothing.” The man’s eyes widen, knowing that he would be picking a losing battle and he turns on his heels, scurrying off.

-

“Why are you both holding onto each other.” Rossi’s voice causes both you and Hotch to jump apart, and you feel a blush falling rapidly across your face.

“Just helping her chase away some creep that was trying to hit on her.” Hotch explains for you both, his tone calm, but a slight tinge of red colouring the tops of his ears.

“I see.” Rossi muses, as you excuse yourself, muttering an excuse about getting to bed, before you half sprint to the elevators.

-

“So, you think she knows?” Rossi asks, hands in his pockets, question directed at Aaron as they watch you jab at the elevator button, willing it to come faster.

“Knows what.” Hotch’s gaze is trained on you, a small smile ln his lips as he watches you slide quickly into the lift, jamming the door close. He can still feel the imprint of you nestled into his chest.

“That you both are idiots and pining for each other.” Rossi chuckles, slapping Hotch on the back before he turns his attention to the bar.

[threadsun]

Hiii Sun :3

Was playing DOL and interacted with Mickey/Landry a lot and MAN, I wish Mickey was a potential LI cuz I love them so much.

Anyways, any Mickey/Landry scenarios or kink brainworms? :3

Oh and Whitney!! Oh my god I got a really soft and sweet interaction with him where he kisses PC and tells them he loves them and oh my god my heart.

Would be happy to hear abt any DOL stuff since I know you want to write for it more.

(Also Izzy, haven’t seen her in a minute)

-🍮

Yesssss I love them both so much!!!!! I'm always torn about Mickey cause I know a lot of people see them as flat out aroace, but I see them more on the like. Heavy demiaroace side. Like falls in love with one person ever and is confused and disgruntled by it when they realise that's what they're feeling.

Either way, I love the idea of them putting up cameras in the PC's room to creep on them after they move into the pub :3 hence why they don't let the PC into their lil gremlin room. I just think all nerdy, mysterious hackers should be secret perverts!

As for Landry, I love how protective he gets over the PC when they're getting harrassed at the pub once they know each other 🥺 Stepping in whenever someone else tries to hurt them, accepting people thinking he's dating the PC to protect them, definitely not because he likes the idea... not at all... He's only making you sit in his lap so people don't bother you, not because he likes the way you fit into it!

Izzy with all three of them is a fun time imo :3 she brings out Whitney's softer side sometimes and every time it startles her. And with Mickey and Landry, she gets a kick out of teasing them and flirting with them~

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Description: Are you curious enough to do this? Originally published: 6th of August 2019

CONTENT WARNING: M->F gender transformation of the person reading the story, assumes the person reading it is an egg, possession, kinda horny

Oh, you actually did it!

Just why exactly though? Are you expecting something from me? Because I know that you do. You just don’t know it yet. You’ll need to embrace your feelings.

Are you feeling a little lightheaded right now? Feel free to lie down. Focus on your own body.

You feel relaxed. Hang on in there for a moment. Do you feel it? This slight touch on your neck?

Don’t bother looking down, you won’t see anything either way. I’m possessing you from the inside. You’ll be sharing a body with me for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure to leave it as soon as possible. I’ll also make you feel all better. Like a whole new person.

You can’t see it, but I’ve made your Adam’s apple disappear. I see you’re trying to move your hand to it. Don’t bother, it’s all gone already. Your voice pitch raised too, and you sound like an anime girl.

…don’t tell me you actually liked your own voice, did you? Oh well, you won’t get it back. :)

I also took the liberty of eliminating any possibility of you growing a beard or a moustache ever again. Are you frowning? Don’t be, a manly beard or a moustache would never fit your style. So I’m helping you.

I am also touching your cheeks and the forehead. Your face is slightly smaller, smoother and rounder. You don’t see it, but it’s actually quite adorable. Now then, what should I do with you now? Oh, I know.

Your hair is getting softer, and longer. It’s also straight and dark now. It’s reaching up to your shoulders now, but it’s growth is not stopping. Soon enough, it will reach down to the waist level. Should you not like this, you’ll be able to change it to any hairstyle you desire.

You should be feeling prickly sensation all over your body. It’s your body hair disappearing. No, no, don’t move, it will only speed up the process if you do. Also I’m making your skin feel so soft. Yes, I am turning you into a girl.

You didn’t want that? What were you doing here then? Why would you click on that link? Deep down, we both know you were never the man you thought yourself to be. Why are you resisting?

You feel the world around you get bigger. It’s actually you getting smaller though. Your shoulders are getting narrower, too. I’m gonna make you so tiny and cute, you’ll never question your femininity ever again.

Your hands feel so small and dainty. I’ve decorated your fingernails to have a beautiful shade of red. I also made your feet to be smaller, too. You’ll be able to fit all the heels and sandals you could want to wear.

Your nipples feel puffy. Don’t touch them now, because it will be painful for you. Just wait it over for a while. Yes, hang on, it will be over soon.

…

They’re large enough to be pushing against your clothes right now. Quite a surprise, isn’t it?

Are you feeling ticklish on your belly? You definitely should. This fat you’ve accumulated there… it belongs somewhere else. You feel it slowly shifting towards your hips. And to your chest. Yesssss… Feel it. Feel it all over. Your chest is growing out nicely. These two girls will need a big bra to hold them. Yes, a bra. You may have never needed it before, but surely will need it, starting from today. You’ll be wearing it with pride, too.

You still claim you’re a boy? Oh, stop it. We both know you’re just lying to yourself at this point.

This thing down there, it looks like it’s getting excited about the whole thing. You think it’s just your own quirk? Nah, it’s just a sign your body likes this and expects me to continue. And so I will.

You feel a slight touch on it. It’s shrinking now, and you can’t do anything about it. Yessssss…

Mmmmmmmm…

It’s all smooth now, but you’re still feeling horny.

You still want to turn back? Do you?

I thought so :)

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Trimax Thoughts Vol. 5 Pt. 1

Here's my stream of consciousness thoughts for the volume again. Sorry I'm late! Can't wait to suffer more!

Nooooo my poor boy... ugh this is fucking visceral...

Ooo... he was looking for Count Vasquez... that's interesting. That's the man he's suspected in the murder of way back on his wanted poster.

Hey so. This is so much fucking worse. He knew these people. He liked these people. They liked him and they didn't want him to leave so soon. Agony.

Always someone to be helped, huh? Always a reason to get back on his feet again... go get Meryl back!

Midvalley and Hoppered just killed Zazie??? Hello???

Actually Midvalley is really powerful... I love when characters have sound based powers yesssss. I also like these two as a duo they're kind of funny to me. Hoppered doesn't care if he dies and Midvalley wants to get out so bad. Hoppered warns people they're about to be killed and Midvalley just wants to murder people with his saxophone in peace. Somehow they spend a fair amount of their dialogue being honest and concerned about the other and handshake over having the same no good terrible boss hjfghbn

Hoppered... :( (Also fuck these people man. Hoppered is just trying to look out for this girl because it seems like no one else will without looking down on them or trying to take advantage of them... *snapcube sonic fandub voice* "you ableist piece of shit"... I actually want to know what the relation is here. Guy just kind of assumed they're together or something but maybe it's more that they are the only ones like the other... I kind of vibe with it being a shared trauma or shared experience thing they've got going... obsessed too, with the fact that we haven't actually seen his face at all... he warns people to get away but then quietly watches them die... does it bother him? does he justify it somehow? ...anyways Hoppered my fave GHG for real I love him.)

(Also he's cute actually. He's so earnest compared to the rest of the GHG. Look at him <3)

So yeah, confirmation that Wolfwood currently cannot see, his head is likely ringing and who knows what other internal damage he's taken and he is still fighting. He is so cool but also :(

Oh HECK YEAH MILLY!!!

^Midvalley and Wolfwood rival ballet dancer au when

*Midvalley voice* I know what you are

Oh! We can see Hoppered now! He... has a cross on his face...? Um. I am even more curious about him now...

*chuckles* Oh we are in danger.

Yo Knives WTF. Also I feel so fucking bad for Hoppered oh my god he's seeing and feeling all of this.

We actually see the people getting sucked in??? Aughhhh

OH NO MERYL SAW IT ALL TOO??? NOOOOO OH MY GOD

Did Legato just make Hoppered kill Midvalley??? Oh god and that was Hoppered screaming once he realized it too... And then he RUNS HIM OVER??? LEGATO WTF.

Zazie's back!!!

So this is complicated lemme see if I got it right: Vash is stopping Legato from running over Hoppered. Legato is using all his power to hold Vash. Because he is doing this, he can't spare enough power to stop Hoppered from pointing a gun at him. Wolfwood is pointing his guns at Legato and Zazie. Zazie is pointing their guns at Wolfwood and Hoppered. And Midvalley... is fucking dead I guess. ...where's Meryl...?

OH QUEEN SHIT HELLO??? And she shot Legato in the face lmao. Who's gonna break the standoff? It's Meryl with a steel chair derringer!!!

You know. I think there's something to be said about Vash activating the angel arm in response to Hoppered about to be shot... I can't brain right now but it says a lot about how he only ever tries to help but all this destruction comes along with him.

"If I could save a single life... if I could do just a little... would that... be good enough?" <- Vash from Trigun and Atsushi from Bungou Stray Dogs shaking hands because they are literally same hat

Ok so airship woman's "I hate suicidal people" -> I thought she was talking about Vash at first but it seems she's talking about Legato. Interesting. Also I think Legato is seriously having a sanity slippage here.

The difference between Vash sprouting feathers like an angel in reality, but seeing himself as this twisted eldritch freak in his own mind... all the contorted pieces of the people who died in some kind of living horror show on his own body as he apologizes over and over... :(

Because they were kind... that is what it comes down to after all...

Elendira has the character intro ever. All mysterious on the phone with Knives, big damn villains moment where she stops the angel arm going off, nails the weird creature person thing helping Legato with absolutely zero effort on her part, then immediately falls from the airship on her ass and says "owie". She is then revealed to be trans and the most powerful secret GHG on the very next page. She impales Legato and takes him with her like one would a runaway puppy and delivers an ominous final warning which she ends off with "ciao!". What a character. 10/10 I'm obsessed with her already.

Hoppered... :( I find his last words interesting. He refers to himself as the bad guy but then also still feels such resentment for Vash that he still wants him to suffer, yet in such a resigned tone... Then Vash reaches out to take his hand with the hand that becomes his angel arm, having since gotten it under control, safe enough to provide a bit of final respite now instead of cause more harm...

MUCH NEEDED CATHARSIS! MILLY AND MERYL HUGS!

Vash hosting funerals for Midvalley and Hoppered... :')

^Another great example of Vash taking responsibility for things and that going beyond just a simple "no one dies" mentality and carrying that on beyond just action and fights - but also I love that he dragged Wolfwood into it and apparently did not explain anything to him. And Wolfwood apparently just started shoveling without understanding why he was being told to do so. ??????? These two were born to be a comedy duo.

Anyways. I'm sad. :)

[lonepower]

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yesssss, being the child of mephistopheles has a lot to explore on its own, + everything with raphael.... good shit

especially since raphael, for as much power as he's amassed, is still a loser cambion after all these centuries. cambions aren't even full devils. the man is a child of one of the rulers of hell and he can't even earn himself a promotion to a higher form of devil after like a thousand years?? bet he'd have some fear of being upstaged by this new half-sibling, despite all the posturing and confidence he presents

​meanwhile if Meriweather ever finds out, her "ough gods what" to "cringe selfie w my fail bro♡" pipeline is going to be about 0.4 seconds. she is so delighted that this bastard has been bothering her the whole time because he's been babysitting her. (he has not.) she is going to become the obnoxious kid sister she was always destined to be whether he likes it or not.

PLUS LIKE it's even funnier if he does have that whole sudden replacement-goldfish fear but (whatever Dad is actually planning by putting the two of them in proximity) that's just not even on her radar. she's ambitious, yes, but not in any way that even remotely comes close to actually threatening him. her life's mission is to learn the name of god from a mushroom and then turn herself into a squid. she's spent the past 20 years living in the woods eating dirt, she is not in any way a danger to his position but Raphael looks at this little chaos-worshipping gremlin and is like "I have to control the situation for my own safety"

tl;dr they're both fucking losers

[lovelykhaleesiii]

Cruel!Aemond would take his wife with him to the camps when he's going to fight, she is the one that helps him with the armor and also braid his hair so it doesn't bother him in the battlefield.

When he came back, all covered in blood and sweat she tries to help him take of the armor and ask if he is hurt, but he ignores it and start to take her clothes off, he would eat her out without saying a thing to her, she would be so confused at first but then she would forget everything with Aemond's head between her legs.

UGHHH YESSSSS I love a silent, grumpy man. no words exchanged but actions. he doesn’t directly admit that he trusts y/n but him demanding her to help him prepare (I think her presence also helps to soothe his nerves), yes please.

AND THE EATING OUT AFTER, our boy is starved so he could go for hours 🤭🤭🤭

[llycaons]

ep35: another slog, but at least nhs is there

gold star, jiang cheng. not physically abusive. really knocking it out of the park

AWW YEAH BRIDGE SCENE

THERE'S the lwj we know. that attentive look, that concern, that clear interest in wwx/ exactly as it should be

they really did spraypaint a leg gray huh

YEAHHHH

god this makes me so sad. wwx doesn't remember that??? he jerks away from lwj a few times this episode, maybe out of embarrassment, maybe because he can't quite believe that lwj is really on his side here

doesn't stop him from going all googly-eyed when lwj just picks him up and goes though

*voice of a touch-starved victorian maiden* SCANDALOUS!!!!

wwx is all over the place postres honestly. he's reluctant to open up to lwj, he'll cling to him for protection, he won't understand why lwj is helping him, he'll demand wine from him in random rooms. and get it

oh nhs is so silly

this story is so insane and convoluted, and also why do all the generations of the nies just keep doing this if it's such a bother after the cultivators' deaths. like at a certain point you'd think they'd transition to swords

like what!! that is so impractical and dangerous!

nhs is really the highlight of this episode honestly. agreeing with wwx about HIS OWN ANCESTORS being arrogant, whew

damn jin ling what did you bring to that tomb. do you have access to bombs

oh he's so funny. lwj literally is his social inferior but he puts on such an act and gives lwj all the power in the room (or appearing to) and FLEEING when lwj gives him permission to leave

god you know the bdsm mind games he gets into must be insane

this was such a sweet moment! idk if it's really necessary bc wwx was always a decent friend to nhs, and this makes his identity a bit suspect, but it's still a sweet moment. so THERE person who 0opsted 'jin zixuan was the only character to change for the better'. you fucking idiot

aww here's lwj cleaning the flute. man coming back from fanfic and you can really tell how restricted the censorship made them. not that I liked how the sex scenes in the novel went but there was licking involved well before that. they could never get away with that here

horny little duet (classic)

damn this was insane

okay god this is so cool because we don't see nmj's face close up during this last scene so it just looked like he's threatening them both but in the flashback from his pov you see him looking at jgy and this is actually him pointing baxia at jgy to IDENTIFY HIS KILLER wheee I love those camera tricks. there aren't a lot in these episodes honestly, all the fun stuff stopped in 33. maybe we'll see it in yi city?

but mostly im looking forward to 40 and beyond when wwx and lwj are closer. they're still kind of unsure and stumbling around each other rn and it is SUCH a slog! let's see that soulmate shit!

liked this little detail of nhs gribbing the stone as wx discuss nmj's death

oh my god and it looks literally exactly the same doesn't it

wwx being like 'that little fuck works for the JINS now???' I feel that

'my junior uncle' oh baby 🥺

yesssss you talk about your hopes and dreams and desires baby!!!

LAN WANGJI DRINKING TIME WHEEEE

personal highlights:

bridge scene was so pretty

hand to hand contact. thrilling

every time they asked nhs for something and he agreed only to realize what it was he agreed to and panic. love him

the clever camera work around nmj's death

lwj drinking because he was upset about SL and XXC

[charmixpower]

Was rewatching secret of the lost kingdom on my friends huge tv after like 8 years and honestly there is so many rivusa crumbs I never noticed and that just heals my inner child🤪 like there’s the scene where after they rescues the boys from the rock eagle and she just runs and straddles him like pls they are too cute and theres also the part where after he wakes up at alfea where she hugs his arm after she sees he’s ok😭 just fits with my hc and the season 2 finale the Musa loves to hug rivens forearms and biceps🥺 omg after they manage to free domino right and blooms family is having a reunion, and Musa just grabs rivens hand after seeing them reunite😭 there’s also the part during the transition zoom out before the royal ball where everyone is clapping EXCEPT rivusa Bcs they’re in their own little world and she just looks up at him and he looks down at her and smiles while he wraps his free hand around her waist (would have never noticed this if it weren’t for the big screen)😭 then during the royal ball scene at the end after sky “proposes” to bloom and it shows the shot of the rest of the girls and guys (including nabu which like ??? Where was the man throughout the movie) riven just wraps his arms around her waist😭 I know it’s probably not that deep but to me every moment after the stabbing part is just their offscreen reconciliation we were robbed off Bcs I would love nothing more than to have seen smth of them talking out what happened and stuff (and worst part is I can’t find any fanfics of it too🤡) and also the fact that she basically got impaled and there was never any injury always bothered me (ik u had a drawing of matching scars from these 2 idiots sacrifices and honestly I like to hc that riven likes to kiss that scar Bcs it’s technically his doing but oh well kids show things🤪) like I like to think that him holding her waist is kinda like a protective instinct and a subconscious act Bcs of guilt of smtb from his actions

All in all secret of the lost kingdom has so Many whacky plot holes and yet movie rivusa always serves everything. The cuteness the angst (like stabbing ur loved one Bcs you weren’t in control of your own actions and Bcs they wanted to protect the innocent party?? Peak angst) and the small moments. I just believe that in movies: rivusa is always superior

Rewatching Winx movies is self care

Ah YESSSS!!! their so so so so so cute!!!!

I love how these two are like *holds each other* *grabs each other* *wraps around each other*, like.... physical touch love language represent, their so affectionate and adorable

Them being in their own world is YES

Nfkskfjejdkekejeje

If it makes you feel any better if you go though my Winx secret of the Lost Kingdom tag you'll see me yelling about the fall out in—NFKSKDJS YEAH SAME!! Riven is super affectionate to Musa's scar because he feels it his fault and he's trying to make it better in some small way, and Musa is super affectionate to Riven's scar because if it wasn't for him she'd quite literally be dead and it's the physical representation of his dedication and love for her and OH MY GOD I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS FOREVER

Yesssss I feel like Riven actually managed to fight off the body puppeting spell for a while, matching how Riven broke out of a spell to save Musa in s2, but he couldn't hold on long and Musa was using the fact that he didn't want to hurt her to stop Matorgora form using him. Basically putting Riven into a situation where he has to fight as hard as he can because Musa refuses to move and if he doesn't he'll majorally injure the person he loves the most. There is just SOO much emotion, like most of him feels guilty because Musa was steadfast in the idea that Riven could hold off the spell and he tried his best but he couldn't

Oh im so obsessed with that, he gently tries to protect her injury so she doesn't get hurt again

I have a hc that he does the same thing when he's feeling anxious or depressed unintentionally making himself feel way worse by reminding him of the worst possible scenario

Yes yes yes YES!! big agree!!!! Rivusa is just amazing in the movies, I love them always, but the movies are *chef's kiss*

Ough the parallels of Musa and Riven taking an injury to help their partner out, never getting over it, never getting over it

[fizzyxcustard]

I associate you with Richard armitage, the other day my co worker mentioned that she thinks he's really attractive and googled if he was single to see if she had a chance 🤣 and my brain immediately thought that I should direct her to you but there was no way I was about to tell my colleagues that I have a tumblr

Also my brain associates your tumblr name with the eleventh doctor cuz of the fish fingers and custard travesty

YESSSSS!!!! Although with Richard, I’m probably more of a fan of his characters, to be honest. I’m not quite as intrigued by him as a person much. I love Thorin, Lucas, Raymond, Guy, etc… but I’m not as bothered by the man behind the characters. And please don’t come after me to hit me! Lol!!!!

And I might add that my name of Fizzy Custard comes from Doctor Who as well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for answering, love.

[melodythebunny]

So I have thought about it and I have decided to call that au I talked about where Becky was taken by the facility and escaped after 3 to 4 months but now thinks she is a monkey with only recognizing a few people including her dad "Fair City vs The Facility AU"

Also wanted to add a few things.

-Two Brains, while having his child back, is still distraught about things. He gives death glares and growls at anyone who comes near his child that he does not know well enough.

-All his "burning the facility to the ground" thinking is not from Squeaky. Steven is PISSED!

-Charlie helps Becky communicate to her dad and vice versa by teaching her and Two Brains sign language skills. Two Brains cried when Becky signed the word dad to him.

-Although Becky does not understand what is going on, she still likes seeing the colors and lights of the pretty princess show.

-Professor Tubing remembers how sad and crestfallen Steven was when Carrie "died". He recalls how finding Becky brought happiness back to Steven. It bothers him greatly to see his friend sad again about what happened to his child.

-Two Brains did not go on any cheese heists for a while even after Becky was found. The other villains and his henchmen stole cheese for him because he couldn't leave Becky without her becoming panicked and nearly destroying their home looking for him.

-Two Brains puts a coat on Becky when he takes her shopping with him for errands. He does not want the people who took her to see her out and about again.

Yesssss.

Honestly can you blame the man??? Like he's lost too many people he's cared about in such a short time.

So...

"DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY CHILD" vibes really stronG here

[threadsun]

hey hey hey it's your favorite hijabi! for the dating profile thing, I suggest...

Jules!

Age: 56 Looks: 6'4, white hair, light skin, gray eyes. Fit, but not overly muscular. Personality: Very closed off, a bit of a haughty demeanor. Has seen some shit, and it's very hard to get him out of his shell. While he can be kind, his cruelty knows no bounds. He is very skilled in a variety of things as his parents wanted him to excel in multiple areas.

Job: Fashion designer

Hobbies: sewing, drawing, dancing

:3 Yesssss Jules!!!!! Once again, a deeply surprising answer:

Etienne!

Toxic old man yaoi!!! They're opposites in so many ways, and it mixes into a perfect mess. Etienne would be so good at bothering Jules over and over and over and over and over until he comes out of his shell and opens up. Or beats him half to death. Either way, Etienne is having a blast! He may not be able to do much dancing anymore, but on a particularly good day he might be able to manage a slow dance and would love to pull Jules close~

[mlembug]

May as well use this tumblr to put up stuff I've written, because why not.

Original publication date: 6th of August, 2019 (9 days after cracking my egg)

Title: Click me!

Description: Are you curious enough to do this?

Original story prompt: Make media based on the following premise "Possessed by a friendly ghost/demon"

CW: M->F transformation in second person perspective, slightly lewd

Oh, you actually did it!

Just why exactly though? Are you expecting something from me? Because I know that you do. You just don’t know it yet. You’ll need to embrace your feelings.

Are you feeling a little lightheaded right now? Feel free to lie down. Focus on your own body.

You feel relaxed. Hang on in there for a moment. Do you feel it? This slight touch on your neck?

Don’t bother looking down, you won’t see anything either way. I’m possessing you from the inside. You’ll be sharing a body with me for a while. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure to leave it as soon as possible. I’ll also make you feel all better. Like a whole new person.

You can’t see it, but I’ve made your Adam’s apple disappear. I see you’re trying to move your hand to it. Don’t bother, it’s all gone already. Your voice pitch raised too, and you sound like an anime girl.

…don’t tell me you actually liked your own voice, did you? Oh well, you won’t get it back. :)

I also took the liberty of eliminating any possibility of you growing a beard or a moustache ever again. Are you frowning? Don’t be, a manly beard or a moustache would never fit your style. So I’m helping you.

I am also touching your cheeks and the forehead. Your face is slightly smaller, smoother and rounder. You don’t see it, but it’s actually quite adorable. Now then, what should I do with you now? Oh, I know.

Your hair is getting softer, and longer. It’s also straight and dark now. It’s reaching up to your shoulders now, but it’s growth is not stopping. Soon enough, it will reach down to the waist level. Should you not like this, you’ll be able to change it to any hairstyle you desire.

You should be feeling prickly sensation all over your body. It’s your body hair disappearing. No, no, don’t move, it will only speed up the process if you do. Also I’m making your skin feel so soft. Yes, I am turning you into a girl.

You didn’t want that? What were you doing here then? Why would you click on that link? Deep down, we both know you were never the man you thought yourself to be. Why are you resisting?

You feel the world around you get bigger. It’s actually you getting smaller though. Your shoulders are getting narrower, too. I’m gonna make you so tiny and cute, you’ll never question your femininity ever again.

Your hands feel so small and dainty. I’ve decorated your fingernails to have a beautiful shade of red. I also made your feet to be smaller, too. You’ll be able to fit all the heels and sandals you could want to wear.

Your nipples feel puffy. Don’t touch them now, because it will be painful for you. Just wait it over for a while. Yes, hang on, it will be over soon.

…

They’re large enough to be pushing against your clothes right now. Quite a surprise, isn’t it?

Are you feeling ticklish on your belly? You definitely should. This fat you’ve accumulated there… it belongs somewhere else. You feel it slowly shifting towards your hips. And to your chest. Yesssss… Feel it. Feel it all over. Your chest is growing out nicely. These two girls will need a big bra to hold them. Yes, a bra. You may have never needed it before, but surely will need it, starting from today. You’ll be wearing it with pride, too.

You still claim you’re a boy? Oh, stop it. We both know you’re just lying to yourself at this point.

This thing down there, it looks like it’s getting excited about the whole thing. You think it’s just your own quirk? Nah, it’s just a sign your body likes this and expects me to continue. And so I will.

You feel a slight touch on it. It’s shrinking now, and you can’t do anything about it. Yessssss…

Mmmmmmmm…

It’s all smooth now, but you’re still feeling horny.

You still want to turn back? Do you?

...

I thought so :)

[daughteroftheunspeakable]

arthur his sorry to bother you now that you've jumped away from dsmp and such but I just wanna say that as someone who is currently falling head over heels into queerplatonic love with god of war's thor, i feel something of a kinship with you for your recent fixation of Heisenberg

this is us rn

YESSSSS old man enjoyers <3 I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!!