Drew this because of a nightmare @psychojetcocktail had. Let's just say I'm, heh, a loving friend (one that's worse than that nightmare Ian had) ( ` ∇ ´ )
Oops... sorry about this. I'm sure it's all rather shocking right now...
Your boyfriend here, he's an ex of mine. And I like to have some fun with my men by giving them some... triggers. So when you saw your geeky boyfriend put on the cap and jokingly said, "Now turn it around!"—well that activated one of those past prompts.
And this? This is what he looks like a little over halfway through the change. He's gonna be even dumber, bigger, and hornier than he is now—nothing like the the charming beanpole you're used to. The transformation is rather radical, but looking at your reaction I'm not sure you object.
Oh, and to answer your other question—yes, that bulge you can't stop staring at? That's still growing too.