#brain rot brain rot brain rot

[makoodles]

on the one hand i'm thinking about ghost with a virgin!reader that's never reached orgasm no matter how much you try with your stupid plastic dildos and silicone vibrators. thinking about how he would take it as his new mission to show you just how much better a real cock is, how he can show you how to make yourself come. god he'd be so unbearable, so smug but gentle but dominating all at once? good luck to reader cause you're never gonna be able to use your silly little sex toys again

but then on the other hand i'm thinking about captain price with the absolute filthiest daddy kink, and you're the civilian assistant that he may or may not have been fucking for months. like he thinks he has it all under wraps, not willing to frighten you off, but then one day you show up in such a bratty, bad mood and he just absolutely lets loose on you

but on the other hand i'm thinking about soap with a mommy kink. like, it starts out as a stupid little argument, you snapping out "i'm not your fucking mother, johnny", and him going so fucking red, only for it to end up with you on your back as he ruts into you wildly and suckles at your tits

[potato-lord-but-not]

just looked into discworld. Uh, it’s 41 books long??? what?? I LOVE world building and really detailed and filled out worlds and stories so this has only made me want to read it more. But I am paralyzed by indecision and would love to ask where do I start, is there an order you’d recommend, etc etc.

GOING POSTAL it’s the best one hands down (I’m not biased), you can go in publishing order if you want but I’d say just go with whatever speaks to you. Like humorous witches vaguely following the plot of Macbeth? Wyrd Sisters. How about a sad excuse for a cop finding out dragons still exist and enlisting the help of the most intensely gorgeous women to stop it? Guards! Guards! Or maybe cringefail wizard and the strange little man he’s giving a tour of the country find themselves in increasingly weird and dangerous situations? The Color of Magic- there’s so many good ones I could go ON,, but I’ll stick with recommending going postal for now.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Is that all good deeds are when looked at with an ice-cold eye?

[fbfh]

Oh no I'm thinking about Logan..... thinking about him surprising you with some kind of toy, making sure you keep it in while he's away on business just so he can hear you whine and pant for him, get all desperate over the phone.... thinking about how in the middle of a phone call while you're filling him in on the drama at your pilates studio (that he pays for btw) he turn on the vibration setting. He smirks and listens so intently, head tilted back eyes closed to soak in the noises his best girl is making for him.

"No no, keep going ace. You said Heather lied about teaching reformer classes in college?"

[aha-chuu]

I have this image in my mind of Wriothesley's trial and it goes like this:

So Wriothesley is like,,, 16. He's fresh out of the hospital and still bandaged up. He's only got one eye uncovered, the other blocked by gauze. He's a little street urchin at this point, alongside just being injured beyond belief, so he's not looking Great™.

And of course, no one even knows enough about him to fact check the name he gave the nurse.

It's not an exciting case and the trial is held first thing in the morning, right after Wriothesley was discharged from the hospital. There's not much of an audience and, of the people who are present, they're tired and grumpy and bored.

Neuvillette lists out the charges: two counts of murder, breaking and entering. He says that Wriothesley was found unconscious in critical condition at the scene of the crime, and the Gardes thought he was another victim at first. While Wriothesley was in hospital, they investigated and proved otherwise. The crowd makes a murmer of noise - if only they'd realised Wriothesley was the murderer right then; there'd be no need to have wasted resources saving his life.

Of course Neuvillette calls for order. Wriothesley is representing himself by his own choice,, how does he plead?

Guilty. Guilty on all counts.

And that's boring. Furina leaves immediately, and most of the small audience follows her in the next few minutes. The ones who stay only stay because they think they'll move onto the next trial quickly, and they hope it will be a more interesting one.

But Neuvillette must finish this one first - he asks Wriothesley for his version of events, which he provides clearly and concisely. How he'd attacked first and then one of the victims drew a knife. He expresses no remorse, but says that he accepts whatever sentence Neuvillette believes is just.

The details don't quite add up. Wriothesley never provided his motive, and the evidence shows that there was no attempt to rob the victims' house. It seems Wriothesley just had some psychopathic urge one day to break into a couple's home and kill them where they stood.

Neuvillette asks after his history; he's some homeless teenager. Well, where are his parents? Dead or gone. Left before Wriothesley could ever know them.

The audience gets a little more sympathetic. They invent this imagine in their minds of Wriothesley's tragic life, leading him to eventually snap and kill in cold blood.

So Neuvillette continues questioning, even though the case is pretty much open and shut. Has Wriothesley been on the streets his entire life? For the last few years. Where was he before that? Foster home. Did he know the victims beforehand? Yes.

And then the motive becomes clear, and Neuvillette asks him to share more. Wriothesley is still young, of course, and desperate. There could be reason to lighten the sentencing. Wriothesley maintains that he should be tried as an adult who fully understood the crime he was committing.

(and it's strange, the audience notices, that Neuvillette is acting more as Wriothesley's Defence than he is as his prosecutor. But Wriothesley himself is more interested in the latter).

Once Wriothesley has explained what his victims put him through, and laid out his reasoning for all to see, the mood shifts. The tiny audience argues among themselves; should this kid be tried at all? It was a vengeful murder, but could it be called self defense? Surely he's not deserving of the full sentence, not after everything that happened to him?

Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both silent for most of the trial, observing the crowd argue among themselves. But no one is really entertained - there's no exciting twists or raucous accusations being thrown around in this case. It's just a sad teenager and his sad life and there's too much nuance to the situation for anyone to really agree on anything.

Eventually Neuvillette has to call for order. Wriothesley is guilty of the crimes, he says. Extenuating circumstances or not, Wriothesley freely admits to having planned out revenge, so this cannot be called self defense. The Oractice has the same verdict, and Wriothesley's only response is to nod at Neuvillette. Some tiny acknowledgement on his blank expression.

Neuvillette chooses the sentence and it's shorter than the technical term. Due to Wriothesley's age and the circumstances surrounding the crime, he's given 15 years instead of 30 to life. Before Wriothesley can argue against his own good, Neuvillette clarifies that this is the most fair punishment.

[green-tea217]

rip Leo Valdez you would’ve loved brain rot TikTok 😔😔

[royaielfroot]

you're quite taken with each other, aren't you? / dragon age kisses

[melwambo]

I cannot sleep so here are more digital circus sketches

[calli0p3]

percabeth as Taylor Swift lyrics that I like 🌊🦉🔱

[yearnstarved]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIC!! — @hairlander & @coldequation

thank you for loving clara and enlightening me about classic who 😘

[legobiwan]

Work? No!

Daydream about geometric bastard cryptids? Yes!

[eldritch-flower]

The need to scrap everything I'm writing atm and focus on my cosmic horror/detective-noir brain child is stronger than my will to live

[slutnali]

Miri, Neech and Sash. Sash and Neech. Neech and Miri. Sash and Miri.

[fbfh]

Okay we've talked a lot about Eddie secretly being in love with reader, having a crush on them for years. What about Eddie dramatic ass Munson simping for you, loudly publicly and openly being very much in love with you. He has been since middle school. You were so pretty and he was so awkward and felt so weird and you were always nice to him, discouraging kids from picking on him and his friends and other kids that were different. He was a tween that was head over heels in an instant, so what did anyone expect besides him going absolutely ham, declaring his love for you whenever he could, shouting it from the rooftops. Even when it embarrassed you, it still got your attention. And even when it embarrassed you, you still defended him. You told your friends to leave him alone, he's not doing anything wrong. You expected it to fizzle out, especially since it was so intense, but he just kept going and going and going for years, always glancing over at you when you caught his eye in the cafeteria. He knows he doesn't stand a chance with someone like you, he's not doing this to woo you or to get anything out of it, he's just expressing how he feels, like he always does. On his cafeteria table tangents, there will always be a monolog dedicated to you, his angel, his muse, his one true love. Now instead of hiding your face, he's met with an only slightly embarrassed wave. He's so genuine, so sincere that you really couldn't be mad at him even if you wanted to. You've come to expect it now. There's a line he toes, and you've never noticed how fond you've grown of his presence, his consistency over the years. He waits for you after school, even when he doesn't have detention or hellfire club, even when your stuff is running late, just so he can walk you to your car and send you off with a flourishing bow that would be awkward on anyone else, but he somehow pulls it off. Once in a while, on rare occasions, he'll tell you that you'll end up together someday. The way he says it, you know he has nothing to go on, just pure belief, pure trust and faith in what he feels. It's impressive if you're being honest. You've never met anyone as sincere as Eddie, never met anyone with such pure intentions, with no selfish ulterior motives. You haven't yet, but very soon it will hit you like a truck how much you've really grown to care for him, how attached you've become to him, how much you want him to finally kiss you on the back of your hand when you get in your car to drive home at the end of the day instead of gently stroking your knuckles, gazing at your hand, the exact spot he'd press a kiss to, before letting go. Very soon, you'll realize you really don't want him to let go anymore.

[witchazile]

the man who adopted you, and the man who raised you

[dsrtrose]

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