#brainrot™️

[dreamintkat]

now hear me out on this one: Paul Blofis is the Doctor.

[owlrolls]

Hawaii and Madeira is such a goofy silly little ship i love them

[taughtdefense-a]

if i don’t think about ethan wilson-keene every day & if i don’t go Insane over him, that means i’ve failed. in what, idk. but i’ve failed

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap doesn't mind it if you gain a few pounds while he's on deployment. In fact, he quite likes it.

Your squishy flesh folding in his hands. The way you effortlessly mold into his touch. And you're just so damn soft and fluffy. He can't get enough.

Don't be surprised if he fucks you more often and a bit harder than usual. Something about the way your ass jiggles when he thrusts himself balls deep just hits different.

You ask if the extra baggage is in any way a deterrent. He waves off your concerns with a smile and an emphatic 'no'.

"Not at all. More cushion for the pushin', bonnie. Why ya think I can't keep my hands off ya?"

[konigsblog]

Your Loser!König and Loser!Reader post has sent my thoughts spiraling. Imagining them doing their usual teasing of one another, but it’s getting hot and steamy this time. At this point, you’re both just grinding against each other. The grinding turns into you two just getting off of each other. One of you ends up cumming in your pants, and afterwards there is just a visible stain there, making it obvious. Now, you’re both just sat there awkwardly in silence while staring at each other, not really knowing what to say like 👁️👄👁️.

loser!reader cumming in their panties after a rough teasing match... :(

(gonna right both versions... könig cummin’ in his pants, and reader cummin’ in their panties. :3)

cw: teasing, mentions of könig & reader being virgins, female anatomy (but gender neutral titles), talk of könig harassing people + being a jerk.

könig version. (coming soon)

(photo credit: bettybrenders3d)

you couldn't help it. :(

you swear, and promise that you didn't mean for it to become so sexual, but the friction and the hard feeling of his stiff bulge against your virgin, inexperienced cunt was all too much for poor, sweet you...

you're both virgins, having not lost your virginity yet, feeling humiliated and embarrassed in comparison to others your age. you both felt like total losers – and perhaps you were, with könig harassing women, shaming them for being ‘prudes’, and you being a total social reject, a loner without könig.

könig and you enjoy taunting each other, trying to rile one another up, by grinding back and forth against one another constantly, never usually going any further. but, this time, it became sexual a little too fast... with you gripping könig's broad shoulders firmly, and könig getting cuteness aggression and holding your face so tightly with a big, cheesy grin plastered on his stupid face, bucking and jerking his hips while you nuzzled your warm crotch against him.

you both became breathless, eyes half-lidded and full of lust, your swollen pussy glistening, your orgasm rupturing through you suddenly and abruptly. it happened so quickly, you didn't even realise, neither did könig, ‘til he sees the large wet patch against his beige jeans, his eyes wide, giggling and teasing you while you become bashful, still dizzy from your pathetic orgasm...

[70spunkstars]

Hobie’s a silly guy

So silly, in fact, that if he saw someone trying to flirt with you in front of him he’d immediately try to scare them off by making it blatantly obvious you’re with him because he thinks it’s funny

Inspired by a friend of mine

Tags; PDA, Petty!Hobie, suggestive, established relationship between reader and hobie, gn!reader, no physical description of reader, as always (and forever) reader is black

Just imagine you’re at some social event you dragged hobie to. He’s standing beside you, playing with his rings or your shirt just minding his business. Then he looks up. “Oh I’m actually-“ you say before being cut off by Hobie’s roaming hands.

The person in front of you looked like he owned a podcast and asked girls “where my hug at?” when he was in highschool. He probably hasn’t noticed yet, but hobie is starting to grip your ass and thighs. You shoot hobie a glare and they try not to laugh. Asshole

The dummy continues to brag about shit no normal person would be proud of thinking it’ll convince you to go on a date with him. It only throws you off and gets you excited to crush his ego when you tell him about himself.

Now, the cold hands that were occupying your hips become more bold in their movement.

Hobie was standing fully behind you and their hands are running up your stomach up towards your chest now.

You can hear hobie snickering behind you which makes you roll your eyes. “I was trying to tell you that-“ and you’re cut off by hobie again. This time he was planting sinfully slow kisses along your neck and shoulders as you watch the guy’s expression shift to disgust. Which made you a little irritated because now hobie was just playing with you.

“What the love of my life has been trying to tell you,” Hobie finally lifts their head and gives a lazy smile (that is covering laughter) to the person in front of you both. “Is that they’re ringed already”

“Bruh I wanted to say it.”

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I feel like this might be a little OOC but my friend put the idea in my head and it was too fuckin funny not to write bruh 😭

[chellodello]

In a mirrored world are you beside me? All my life, D̶̛̝͇̬̰̥̼͓͙́͗̍̆̉̿͠i̶͉͖͎͉͔̖̜͑͑͛̏̈́̽s̸͙̰̏̓t̴̛͔͖̤̤̯̆̓̉̃́̄͘͘o̷̻̻͖͓̩̩̩̓̃̓͑̐͋̽͝r̴͈̞͋͆̈́̂̐̓̄t̶͕̜͖̭̤̜̖̓͛̉̽̍i̸̱̩̻̜̯̭̱͗͆͑o̶̖̯̪͊̀̈͆ņ̶͓̼̱̭͖͓̣͐̉̈́̂͆͠

[sofiaruelle]

Missed out on doing art studies last Sunday. So making up for it by making measurement diagrams for the class module. 😂

[mybraindumpsterfire]

Fantasy High headcanon/scenario:

Adaine always looks longingly at stuffed animals or little trinkets at stores her and the Hot Mess Express Fam™️ visit but she still has that feeling of never asking for them due to how she was raised and her wants constantly being ignored by her parents. Before the Hot Mess leave though, Jawbone gently puts an arm around Adaine and guides her back to whatever she was looking at and tells her to get what she wants. He’s here for her and supports her in whatever she does and if she wants a stupidly large stuffed mushroom, goddamnit she’s getting that fucking mushroom. Adaine cuddles it all night and sleeps with it for weeks. Jawbone now takes Adaine plush shopping whenever they go out and she sees something she wants and Adaine finally feels comfortable to be the person she never got to be with her bio parents.

[tariah23]

Eekkk

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

People should pet me and be nice to me tbh I deserve that

[autiwara]

Do you think rgg studio ever thought the ishin photo studio would be used in this way....... I'm so glad it exists, that and the random confetti throwing guy, thanks for your service

[amxthystiine]

Chat do I corrode myself

[brewed-pangolin]

Captain MacTavish is the kind of man to let you speak your mind and opinion freely in the grips of a heated argument.

If he can bellow his frustrated baritone in the midst of a rage, then so should you in your own distinctive finesse and irritated grace.

Although, it always seems to end in you gasping on your words by eating into the pillow pushed into your face.

Stifling a moan as he ruts his hips relentlessly against your ass. His hands tightly gripped into your waist, muffled praises at how proud he is of you mingled into the choked grunts as your silken walls clench around his engorged cock.

Captain MacTavish Masterlist

[70spunkstars]

Hiii! Ur writing is so cool and js kdnfjskkskr

so I was wondering if you could write something with the reader being really good with little kids and hobies js watching like “shit. That’s lowkey kinda hot”

💋💋, m00ng4zer

byeeee

bye cause i could see hobie getting baby fever so easily and quite often 😭

this is super duper short so i apologize but I hope you like it !

content; gn!reader, black!reader, baby fever !! (duh), babysitting mayday, reader loves kids, fluff, fluff, fluffy, fluffing fluff, swearing, not proofread as always <33

you and hobie were babysitting mayday-

except it was mostly you babysitting mayday. Hobie was in the corner working on somethin they called …. project… shit. what he call it?

oh! project bootleg.

whatever the hell it is, he’s been sitting at the dinner table all focused and shit so you decided to leave him alone. you were sitting on the floor with mayday in your lap, dreads tied back, reading a book that hobie bought for her a couple weeks ago in y’all dimension.

mayday had been fed, bathed, and potty trained and you were loving every second of it. you’ve always loved children and nurturing them.

when you were well into the book you looked down and noticed she’d fallen asleep. you smile and brush her hair out of her face. carefully rising to your feet and descending into the house to lay her down in her bed.

you reappear into the living room again, eyes traveling to hobie who you found out was already staring at you. his eyes were filled with admiration and it made you shy.

“y’re very good with the babies, y’know?” you laugh and make your way to them as they sit at the table, you glance at what he was working on and it looked like one of the watches he and peter wore.. so you minded your damn business. “well, I love kids. what can i say?” you sit on his lap and give him a kiss.

“say you’ll raise someone with me one day” he whispers to you kissing your cheek and tickling you at your sides. you two have this exact conversation at least twice a week. he even stops in the baby’s aisle at the stores you two shoplift from just to look at stuff and contemplate baby names. “you know I want to, bee. we’ll get there one day.”

his head is on your shoulder so you feel him nod in agreement, but you can also feel his sadness. one wouldn’t hurt, right?

[thelustybraavosimaid]

Thinking about Dagan and Santari hours..