#brb im gonna cry in the corner

[sycs-world]

Ladies and Gentleman, our honorary hermits 🥲..

My heart feel warms...

[cyberpunkaddict]

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly." - Langston Hughes

“I love you to the moon and back.”

Prologue, Part 1

[poultergeists]

and the Polaroid in the back :’)) LOOK AT THE POLAROID IN THE BACK YALL

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

Edit: the back Polaroid is Eddie and Chrissy kissing at graduation

[withoutcontxt]

Just a reminder that out there, in the Multiverse, there is a universe where Varian and The Seven Kingdoms was green lighted.

Varigo is also canon in that universe.

[thisismeracing]

I love the way you portrait mick, truthfully, I love everything you write about him. ❣️❤️

That’s such a nice think to open my app to, thank you sm for taking your time to send me this, honey!!! 🥹💖❤️🖤💕🤎💚💛🧡🤍💜❤️‍🔥🤎💗💖🤍💓💙💚💛🧡❤️‍🔥🤍

[katronautt]

You idiot, we could have been... Us. 💔

[scuopsie]

[love-belle]

and at every table, i'll save you a seat !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which once again, the fans speculate that they broke up but they're better than that and better than ever.

or

for when you're gonna spend your life laughing with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - im gonna cry tumblr deleted THIS AHISKAKSJSKAKAKAKWK anyway i hope u like this i love u sm <3

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yourusername best believe i'm still bejeweled

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username see now i got ptsd WHAT DOES THE CAPTION MEAN

username need her to psychoanalyse the caption for us bc that's the only way im keeping calm

username mom???? where dad????

francisca.cgomes a diamond's gotta shine

*liked by yourusername*

username silently dying in the corner until she posts a post saying "ILYSMSMSMSMSM" for charles bc yes im THAT traumatised

username taylor swift needs to ban her from listening to her music

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*yourusername added to their instagram stories*

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liked by yourusername, landonorris, danielricciardo and 2,627,288 others

charles_leclerc mon amour ma via mon cœur ( my love my life my heart )

tagged yourusername

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username THEY'RE MARRIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username MY parents

username you're laughing. they just trolled us for the third time and you're laughing.

danielricciardo don't remember much of last night but london rules

-> charles_leclerc mate the wedding was in monte carlo

-> danielricciardo really?

username SOBBING

yourusername je t'aime

-> charles_leclerc moi aussi, je t'aime

yourusername future milf n dilf

-> charles_leclerc absolutely

username brb js gonna check if the toaster is waterproof or not

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liked by charles_leclerc, carmenmmundt, maxverstappen1 and 2,127,829 others

yourusername at every table i'll save u a seat LOVERRRRR

tagged charles_leclerc

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username mama y papa

username LOVER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username tearing up i feel like i watched them grow up

charles_leclerc thank you, chérie ❤️

*liked by yourusername*

charles_leclerc forever with you 😘

-> yourusername doesn't sound too bad 💌

username i'll be telling my kids about this

landonorris come and pick me up from london pls

-> yourusername no

-> landonorris fuck you

username lando and daniel are in london when the wedding in MONACO whatcthefuck

[hassanfield]

Damn you are really hateful arnt you? Could never be me you have a lot of growing up to do

IM the one with growing up to do? you’re the one hiding behind anon

[stargirlrchive]

I fully believe that when Simon is showering, he subconsciously reaches for your body wash and/or hair shampoo and conditioner because they smell like you. He doesn’t even realize what he did until Johnny brings up that there is a fruity/ Flower smell and no one can seem to find out where it’s coming from.

Price just has that knowing look after seeing Simon have a very small freak out when people start to notice the smell but he doesn’t bring it up, just acts confused as well and holds onto Simon’s little secret.

Brb gonna go cry in a corner. I didn’t realize I was in a fluffy mood 😭

the first time it happened, it was an accident. his eyes were closed because the shampoo was running down his eyes and he blindly reached for his loofa and body wash. his mind busy and too focused on something else he didnt register the fruity scent that filled the space.

when his eyes finally open he’s confused because why are the suds by the drain pink? and wait-is that peaches and strawberries that he’s smelling?

he looks over to the shower caddy and sees that your bath wash was opened and normally where his was.

the scent causes his stomach to drop a little because he now smells so much like you, and he loves it.

the second time (and every time after that is much more intentional) and it’s simon’s little secret, even from you, he hides that fact that he uses your body wash now.

anytime the wind blows he gets a whiff that reminds him of you, of home, his heart lurches to his stomach. and that’s just not something he wants to share with anyone yet.

and he finds the pout on your face positively adorable when you have to add your body wash to the groceries list again.

“i swear im going through this thing twice as fast. im like 90% sure they’re putting half of what they used to into the bottle now.”

he normally just presses a kiss to your temple, and ignores the way your face scrunches as you try to place the new scent that’s coming from him.

“you smell good, could just eat you up right now.”

and the boys don’t know about you yet. for the same reason that he’s selfish and not willing to share you with anyone else yet.

so when soap, of all people, picks up on the scent of strawberries and peaches, simon can’t help but panic.

“which one of you fuck ‘eads brought strawberries?”

and he’s sneezing, because everything gives johnny allergies, gaz is looking through his lunch bag, shaking his head as soap sneezes for the filth time in a row,“s’not me.”

price’s gaze locked onto simon, trying to bite back a smile as he fidgets, a man who he’s seen firsthand be an absolute tank on the field, nervous and clenching his fist at the mention of strawberries.

another three sneezes coming from johnny and he’s muttering angrily, “not even in fuckin’ season.”

price barks out a laugh, eyes already stuck on simon as they silently communicate. whoever you were, you were clearly special. someone simon wasn’t quite yet ready to tell them all about.

“don’t know what you’re talking about, soap. i don’t smell nothing fruity.”

price send simon a final look, one that’s warm and happy. happy for his lieutenant. a small nod sent simon’s way to let him know that while the other two don’t need to know yet, he does.

📝 ; this was so fucking cute ): i loved this so much

[my-tourettes-journey]

sorry for being inactive, literally fighting for my life inside my brain rn

[passiveagressiveintrovert]

I want to cry rn. Just lost so much work on my final animation assignment for uni, so many frames I have to redraw. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck its due in a week and I lost so much. fml

[nordarknessdimsthesky]

A linguistic analysis of tumblr hyperbole in the tags

This post expands my previous analysis of hyperbolic reactions to cluster tags by themes. There were too many themes, some of them overlapping, to create a cohesive graph. Instead, I present several overarching themes from a data set of 50 tags observed and documented in various corners of tumblr.

1. Feeling Normal™️

Tags within this cluster profess Normal feelings (read: extreme excitement, enthusiasm, obsession, derangement, etc.).

#mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #absolutely not rending my clothing #feeling very normal and not feral at all #i will simply never recover #gif sets sent to personally destroy me #i can't cope #the eyes #i'm a puddle #i am INCONSOLABLE #i am DISTRAUGHT #IM NOT OKKAAAAAAYYYYYY #FEELING TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NORMAL

2. Feralness

The following data points conjure animalistic behavior. There’s a non-zero amount of biting and chewing involved.

#chomping biting barking #biting my arms off #rattling my cage #[incoherent biting noises] #chewing glass #chewing through wood #*shaking the bars of my enclosure* HELLO!!!!!!!! #climbing the walls #biting gnawing chewing #im gonna rip off my front door and eat it

3. Noisy Emotional Outbursts

These tags encompass crying, screaming, yelling, and other loud reactions.

# shaking sobbing crying #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #*no thoughts only wailing* #i am SOBBING #IM CRYING LIKE A BITCH #*just fucking yelling* #S C R E A M #screeching into a pillow #brb sobbing for 5-7 business years

4. Throwing

All of these tags except the last one involve being thrown instead of throwing things. I, personally, am entertained by the range of places/situations people are throwing themselves into.

#i am going to THROW MYSELF into the SEA #hurl me into the sea #hurl me into the sun #trebuchet me into the sun #hurl me straight at europa #vent me out of an airlock #slam me against a wall #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #throwing myself into traffic you know? #just defenestrate me already #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass #i'm going to start tossing furniture

5. Bodily Harm

There’s a good deal of overlap with the previous theme. Nearly all of the tags involving throwing would result in varying degrees of bodily harm. Here are the tags outside of the Throwing subgroup.  

#im going to throw upppppp #tearing my hair out #banging my head against the wall #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #biting my arms off #microwaving myself #crumple me up and microwave me

6. Absurdism

My personal favorite cluster. The imagery conjured and resulting comedic hyperbole is just [chef’s kiss].

#im gonna rip off my front door and eat it #crumple me up and microwave me #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass

7. Keysmashes

These tags center less around meaning and more around style, so they form the last group. A handful of these could fall under Noisy Emotional Outbursts because they represent reaction noises. In my linguistic judgment, keysmashing increases the hyperbole – consider augh versus aughfhghghghhh – the latter reads as prolonged and more intense emotionally.

#aghdjakgsjadhjaka * #hrhrhrhgnnnghhhhh #aughfhghghghhh #mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #waughfhghghh #oughhhhghghhh

*one digression in a friend discord server was how people interpret keysmashes in their minds. Some hear the first couple letters and then some sputtering, others hear static. It’s a common joke that you need a minor in linguistics to understand conversations in this friend group. Such is the nature of things when the chaos linguist energy is strong.

[agendabymooner]

the multifaceted gf and her pets ! george r. x ofc

summary: george russell is dating arabella ‘ara’ elgin, who had been friends with him (alongside lando norris and alex albon) for years. it turns out, she was everything that the haters thought she wouldn’t be as they believed that she was… not the one for him. (loosely based on this request.)

content warning: use of explicit language, haters gonna hate shake it off, childhood friends to lovers, ‘rich aunt’ george, ofc does it all (memer, photographer, youtuber, etc), fluff, crack fic?, utter nonsense

faceclaim: talia mar (music discography based on adele’s music; inspired by water under the bridge)

note: dreading las vegas gp but it’s okay here’s some of your rich aunt george russell content 🤭 enjoy xx

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

i. ara the photographer (and shitposter)

ii. ara the singer (and everyone’s rich aunt)

tagged georgerussell63

liked by landonorris, alex_albon, maxfewtrell

landonorris “being george’s girlfriend is a full time job” yeah well we’ve warned you

barbarella no need to get mouthy about it landinho 🤓

maxfewtrell gonna shake my arse to your new single 🫦 liked by barbarella

riabish max… have shame 🤢 liked by barbarella

barbarella YES BABY SHAKE IT FOR ME 🤤

georgerussell63 don’t encourage the lad, ara

mercedesamgf1 the rich aunt is rich aunt’ing 🤩🍷 liked by barbarella

lewishamilton collab when??? liked by barbarella

barbarella hol’up 😭🙏 i’ve got an album to release first

lewishamilton shoot me a message anytime ara! 🤭

user1 EXCUSE ME?! ARA FEAT. XNDA?!!!

user2 busting a nut brb 🤭🤩

alex_albon she a memer, she a singer she a rockstar liked by barbarella

barbarella 😚😚 no wonder why ur my fave rookie

user3 rich aunt is crying rn 🤧

georgerussell63 proud of you for setting your haters straight i guess. liked by barbarella

barbarella don’t be sad georgieeee you know that i love youuuu 🥰🥰

georgerussell63 👍

landonorris wowowow you sure you wanna keep dating this man, ara?

barbarella yeah he’s just in the corner sulking rn. i’d leave him be if i were you

georgerussell63 STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM IN A CORNER SULKING ☹️

alex_albon i would imagine you are sulking right now george

georgerussell63 i’m not. stop listening to her.

user4 i love this banter with ara and her pet dogs. like that’s so cute!

user5 her pet dogs— BABES THATS HER BF AND BEST FRIENDS 😭😭

[k4pp4-8]

Im just gonna sit in the corner and cry a little brb

[love-strawberry]

colours of you

summary : in which they're both amazing together and their friends are supportive.

pairing : sebastian croft x genderneutral!reader

warnings : language

author's note : hiiiiiiiii!! im so sorry for disappearing :( i started 11th and everything's so crazy rn and i've been busy w my wattpad book so i haven't really written on here but here u go, hope u like it!!!

tagged : @bitweird1 @0oolookitsme @slut4benbarnes @ell0ra-br3kk3r

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y/n_ date nights with this one <3

tagged sebastiancroft

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username THEM

username bash and y/n>>>>

username otp otp otp otp otp otp otp

will.gao_ my favs <3

username HE’S SO CUTE GFEHZEBNDJS

username i want this so bad ;(

joelocke03 adorable :)

username THEM

sebastiancroft dates with u are my fav

-> y/n_ sameeee 💌

username fuck romeo and juliet i want what these bitches have

yazdemand 🫶🏼🫶🏼

username !!!!!!

51212.87287 my fav couple 💌

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kit.conner ❣️❣️

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edvinrydings ur the reason why i believe in love

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sebastiancroft little hearts appear by my head when i think of u

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username THEIR LOVE

username THIS!! I WANT THIS

username JSJSKSBDBSMMXJSN

username 😭😭

kit.conner some of us are single :') have some respect

username kit speaks for all of us

username brb gonna cry

officialomar 🤍🤍

username ❤️👄❤️

username i think of falling in love and my mind instantly goes to these two

yazdemand gross but ily both sm ❣️

username love = bash and y/n/n

username they invented being in love

51212.87287 ok ik i said u were both cute but this is getting out of hand, some of us don't have a lover 🔪

username me in the corner, single: :'(

username <3

y/n_ my eyes get that animated spark whenever i look at u

-> sebastiancroft stopp ily

username Y/N AND BASH

username love. this is love.

username taylor swift writes songs about this kinda love

joelocke03 im gonna cry ur both too cute

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joelocke03 bash's reaction when he saw the card y/n sent him, ur welcome :)

tagged sebastiancroft y/n_

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username HIS SMILE

username they way his love for y/n SHOWS

username want someone like y/n

kit.conner is this why he has been smiling dreamily at the wall for half an hour

-> joelocke03 yupp

username he's so in love-

username joe - the captain of (yourshipname)

username 💟

will.gao_ tell him he's needed on set, he can be in love after he's done with his scenes

username AHHHHDJSJXKSMXK

sebastiancroft stop!! exposing!! me!!

-> joelocke03 never!! gonna!! happen!!

username i fact that i may never get this

username crying on the breakfast bar

tobiedonovan_ the cutest 🦋

username the cast shipping (yourshipname) is the best thing

username THEY SENT HIM A CARD AJHDSJKCSV

y/n_ did he like the avocado joke??

-> joelocke03 cackled for 10 mins 😌

username quick, someone love me

username *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

username okay peace out, gonna go and pity myself for my lack of a love life

heartstoppertv they have our hearts ❤️

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y/n_ happy 2nd anniversary lover!! i love u more than i could ever say, so just listen to taylor swift songs to get an idea about it <3 i remember when we first met and how u said i was the last person you'll ever date, funny how things turned out lmfaooo, but there's not a single person i'd like to be with, except maybe florence pugh but still, you're it for me. i love u, to saturn and a thousand times back

tagged sebastiancroft

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username they just violated bash on his own appreciation post lmfao

username OKAY BUT FLORENCE PUGH>>>

username CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS

yazdemand happy anniversary to the only couple for whom i'd be willing to third wheel 🤍

username bash and y/n had an enemies to lovers trope??? how did i not know this???

username they're everything

username TAYLOR SWIFT

51212.87287 YESSS THE BEST COUPLE ❣️

username taylor swift writes songs about them

username UWGDEJCHHZSKBDNS

sebastiancroft okayy gonna let that florence pugh comment slide cause even i'd leave myself for her but everything aside, im so glad your brother accidentally locked us in the attic when we wouldn't stop throwing pebbles at each other, cause it led to our first kiss and then our relationship. im so thankful for u and i love u, so fucking much <3

-> y/n_ im crying i love you so so so much, i'll spend forever trying to put it into words

username 😭

username screaming crying throwing up

username they're goals tbh

joelocke03 you make me wanna fall in love 😭

username im cryinh why are they so cute

username ❤️

edvinrydings happy anniversary to the couple for whom i'd risk it all <3!!

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