#brian wtf is your problem

[crehador]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 7K FOR A NENDO SINCE WHEN WERE THESE LITTLE BASTARDS MORE THAN 4K A POP

[sharp-silver4795]

How would the creepypastas act around kids?? (any under 18)

Lemme know what yall think too tho lol

Most of the Creeps just ignore kids- but there are some special cases

To the creeps, a kid is defined as 16 or younger

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Jason, LJ & Jill: your honour, I dropkicked that child in self defence!

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Ann: uhhh- EJ?

Ej: mhmm?

Ann: you know anything about pediatrics?

Ej: uhh no why do you- oh what the fuck

Smiley: yeeeeaaaahhhhh we don’t know what to do with it…

Ej: … how did it get here?

Smiley: uhhh…

Kid: *asleep and full of knock-out drugs cuz Smiley panicked*

Ej and Ann: *le sigh*

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Child: *wandering*

EJ: *pat pat* get the fuck away from me.

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Liu: *older brother energy loading…*

Ej: Liu… no!

Liu: *picks up the child* you’re mine now.

Ej: we already HAVE THREE!!

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Wilson: …

Rogue: …

Kat: …

Kate: DEATH!! DEATHHHH!!

Brian and Tim: *holding Kate down*

Toby and Cody: what the fuck are we missing out there?

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Judge: kill it.

Scarecrow: what the fuck-?! Hell no!

Judge: why?

Scarecrow: *grabs the child and runs*

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Ani: awww!! How did you-

Zero: DO NOT TOUCH THEM YOU WILL KILL IT!!

Kid: …

Ani: …

Zero: remember what happened last time?

Ani: I froze his hand…

Zero: exactly! Come on, kid, let’s get you home.

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Child: *exists*

BEN: what is that?

L Silver: uhhhh- a human.

Herobrine: well, no shit.

D Link: it’s a kid.

everyone else: …

D Link: Red?

G Red: hm?

BEN: WTF do we do with this?

G Red: leave it. Make it someone else’s problem.

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Kid: …

Jeff: what do we do?

Toby: 🤷 Jane? Nina?

Jane: why us??

Jeff: we took the last one.

Nina: then again she liked you guys for some weird reason.

Toby: that’s… *having flashbacks*… so not true

Made by Sisterlucifergraphics

[suicidalashley]

princess 1963: scary gangstas personal diary.

bitch why are you talking about me? who is this? how did you know that i am here too? i’m getting strange energies of love and it hurts. i don’t love you scary gangsta. what is your name? miyuki shirogane. that jock from love is war? jock? no. i’m not a jock. then what species are you? there’s a word in japanese for it. do you speak or understand japanese? no. i’m south korean. well then we can’t really discuss it. why did you email this pic to friendship zone? we did p4p. oh ok. yea. she needs to let us play again. she never played it with you. you got an angry anime character. oh? i thought it was her. what kind of weed are they planting in 1972? why do you think that i agreed to be in a disney manga from that year? how old were you when they sent you there? 22. so how old are you right now? i stopped aging. so? so i’m not telling you how old i am. why? you’re writing a manifesto, friendship zone? and you didn’t tell me? what is your manifesto about? it’s about her and romeo. every last detail of your exchanges with her. were you the one that she saw in the reflection of her coca cola can, that was stabbing her? yes! that was me. but how? disney let me do it. why did you try to kill her? mistaken identity. oh right, that scary story. it’s scary, her god in surfing delusionalsthe comic book. tell her i am going to start picking her up at night again and building more spaceships with her. why? i want to take her to outer space. this is yoon keeho and absolutely not! why? i’m one of her gods. she’s safe with me. so what? she needs to stay on the moon. she’s on earth… what? she’s just really gullible. her boyfriends surf and lover boy kom told her that they took her to the japanese suicide moon. what?! you know what we are talking about, keeho. it was when you were bullying her to get her off of drugs. i know! then why did you question it? ugh. so anyway? it’s scary gangsta. she’s clean? yes. but she promised me a smoke session? no scary gangsta. ok. whatever. are you mad at me scary gangsta? yes scary gangster. wow, you haven’t called me that in years. that’s because you haven’t called me in years, scary gangster. oh, you’re right. i was too busy having extramarital affairs behind keeho’s back. wtf? *hand over mouth*. she’s fucking insane. it’s keeho. i’m going to fucking … ugh. how many guys, friendship zone? just brian. and surf. and… let’s not do this right now, ok? why? scary gangsta wants to write his diary and we are taking it over. that isn’t fair to him. no, friendship zone. i wanted to know too! fine. it was mostly lava & knives and shirogane. it’s shirogane. i want to steal nana’s diary. can you help me, friendship zone? only if you help me steal shin’s diary? ok! we could work that out. alright. i’m going to take a break. can anyone tell me when the word limit is going to be over? no friendship zone! it’s almost over though, but you hurt scary gangstas feelings. i did? yes, you did. i didn’t mean to hurt him! i love him. it’s ki-moon. i’m out of 1q84. tengo didn’t come. good. what? he’s sexy af bitch. he is? yes, girl! dang. ok, put me in the book, i’ll get him to come out so we can hang out with him. no. why not? sigh… you never steal my diary! i don’t know anything about you. i’d have to study you first. why aren’t you guys at school? lava & knives made us skip today. why? you don’t want to know. no? just tell me. i can’t. girls don’t like you guys and they’re taking it out on me. so? so i don’t feel like arguing with racist bitches today, or ever. but you can read the post, ki-moon. ok. are you ok? do we need to kill them for you? no! i don’t need to kill them. it’s the book people. if they were anime characters they would have been dead within 5 minutes of them commenting about us. were the ones that are making friendship zone talk about what she talks about. they need to stop being so racist. thank you. for what? for acknowledging that they are racist. no problem. so… if we can’t kill anyone what are we going to do now? i think that we can figure something out. it’s scary gangsta. what do you want? excuse

[jimmy-johns5382]

Hello! :) Can I ask for headcanons for Jeff, Ben, Masky and Hoodie with a reader s/o who has autism? Like, the reader has certain sensory triggers and doesn't understand social cues sometimes. If you can't do this ask that's totally fine. I hope you have a nice day! 🫶

Of course! I hope you have a nice day as well!!

Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, Tim/Masky, and Brian/Hoodie with an s/o who has autism

Jeff the Killer :

In all honesty, he probably doesn’t get it

Like he just doesn’t know for a while

Before y’all are dating and he’s giving all those hints, you don’t pick up at all

And he doesn’t understand how you don’t know

Y’all eventually start dating tho

One day, you touch a really bad texture and it sets you off

And Jeff is so confused??

Like wtf happened? It’s just a texture?

He probably doesn’t really understand, but he tries to make it more bearable for you

BEN Drowned :

He can’t pick up on social cues too

Y’all are both pinning after each other but have no idea

It pains everyone else to watch

Like BEN will do his best to flirt, then your just “oh yeah, he’s a great friend!…would love to be more tho…” when he literally just asked you to be his player 2

Also, BEN will help you a lot with your sensory issues

Don’t like a certain texture? It’s suddenly out of his room

He doesn’t say it/talk about it, but he pays attention

He notices all the little things about you, so he probably picks up on the autism tbh

Tim / Masky :

He deals with Toby, so Tim will notice immediately

He’ll make sure to be extra obvious when flirting with you

He’s also much softer with you than anyone else

Brian noticed it, called him out, and then Tim FINALLY realized his feelings

I headcanon Toby has some sensory issues as well, so Tim has experience

He has an idea of what to do if you touch something and it is just icky

Tim has no idea what the “ick” is, he is just aware of its existence

Will help you as much as he can

Masky?

He’s a bitch, so he’s gonna act like one

Possibly a LITTLE softer with you, but not much (nobody could really notice unless they paid lots of attention)

Brian / Hoodie :

Similar to Tim, Brian deals with Toby

Except, Brian is super over the top and cheesy

He’ll try to subtle at first, but slowly he might as well just be proposing to you becuz of how over the top he is

He loves to do fun stuff, and when you do pick up on a social cue and your face gets all red and your embarrassed

He’s thrilled

Also, Brian has some sensory problems (he hates certain textures!)

So he’s got some experience

If you tell hims something you hate/show hatred for anything, it’s gone from your life

He knows how bad it can be, so he tries to help

[got-into-worm-by-mistake]

Shell 4.4 Live Reactions

(This is me, writing reactions as I read, because why the fuck not. They're not complete, mature thoughts taken after I sit back and evaluate what I've read. Consider them as such)

 Or she’d ask me for advice on what to do when she got an F on a spelling test.

Spelling Tests. One of those things that seem so very important for life until suddenly you don't need to worry about it anymore. :rofl:

 The extent of our bonding was in the gym, him holding the punching bag in position while shouting at me that I was doing something wrong, staying grimly quiet if my form, my timing, the raw power of my hits were all flawless.

Some people just shouldn't have kids.

“When you throw a punch barehanded, it doesn’t leave your hands pristine.  A few good swings, you connect solidly with someone’s face, someone’s teeth, and it tears the fuck out of your knuckles.  It was at my father’s place that night, washing and cleaning my hands, when I saw it.  It wasn’t just blood leaking out of my torn up knuckles, but there was the darkness too, like wisps of really black smoke.  You hear about the trigger event, you might think it’s all about rage or fear.  But I’m a testament that it can be just the opposite.  I didn’t feel a fucking thing.”

Very different sort of trigger event.

“These guys know already, but I don’t think I mentioned it to you,” he said to me, “I got into this for Aisha.  My mother lost custody of her after child services stepped in, so Aisha’s living with my father now.  Problem is, he’s not an ideal parent.  It’s been nearly three years, and he still doesn’t know what to do with a daughter, so they mostly ignore each other.  But she’s acting out, getting into trouble, and she needs someone watching over her that isn’t him and isn’t our mother.  I turn eighteen in June, and when I do, I plan to get my mother and father’s parental rights terminated and apply to become Aisha’s guardian.  To do that, I’m going to need money.”

Have the Undersider with the most directly sympathetic immediate motives be the one that reveals their backstory to the reader first. Also fits Brian's observed personality so far that he'd talk first, I think, reciprocating Taylor, etc.

My mother made it clear she’s going to fight it every step of the way. 

Why bitch? You already lost your daughter, you're hardly losing her again.

“I think what you’re doing is very noble,” I said. “No,” Brian almost sounded offended at the idea. “I’m just doing what I have to.  She’s family, you know?”

:cackle: I find it very fitting Taylor goes 'very noble' and Brian's like 'wtf, no?!'

“You’ll have to show me,” I said. “Actually,” he paused, “You’re the person I was most interested in showing it to.  Your costume is pretty cool, and I was wondering if you had any suggestions on where to go?”

If I didn't know(?) from fics that at this point Brian isn't into her, you could almost take this as an indication he is, or at least a hint or w/e. But I'm probably just thinking too hard.

Alec ran his fingers through his hair, which I took to be a sign of stress or worry.  It was a rare thing, to see him as anything but bored or half distracted.  As if to confirm my thoughts, he said, “I don’t want tens of thousands of spiders just lurking below me, making spider noises and climbing upstairs to crawl on me while I sleep.”

*snort*

“Okay,” I said.  Money didn’t hold any sway over me, really.  I mean, big numbers could make my eyes widen, but at the end of the day, I had no plans to spend my ill-gotten gains.

Does Taylor ever really play around with her villainous loot?

There was a note beside it.  ‘Saw it, seemed very you.  Consider it a belated welcome present.  Brian.’

Very nice of him, actually.

“I-uh, don’t know what to say.” His forehead creased, “Is it okay?  I was thinking, maybe giving you a rock with a dead bug inside it wasn’t the nicest-” “It’s perfect,” I interrupted him, “Really.  Thank you.”  I never knew what to say when getting a gift.  I always worried my thanks sounded false, forced or sarcastic, even when they were genuine. Impulsively, I gave him the briefest of hugs.  It seemed like the only way I could make my gratitude clear.

God, Taylor is just so starved for affection, friendship and...

“Hey!” a voice from behind me startled the wits out of me, “No romance in the workplace!”

:rofl:

“I think…” Brian said, weighing his words carefully, “It would be a very good idea to check on the money, ASAP.”

Cue the ominous music.

[wolfinshipclothing]

GTA San Andreas Poll!

Alright folks, i've been replaying my favorite GTA game, San Andreas, for the 10nth time. And for the 10nth time, i find the tension between CJ and Sweet to be fascinating and complex one. So, I wanna know you guys opinions.

BEFORE VOTING: check out my analysis of CJ under the cut before voting.

Now, let's take a good look at CJ's Pros and Cons.

Pros

*With one call from Sweet, he left his life in Liberty City (and his mob boss) to come back to SA.

*Once he saw his family and how fucked up the hood was, he decided to stay, even when everybody was giving him shit and asking him to leave.

*He did everything, and i mean EVERYTHING he could to help his family/homies.

*He befriended Cesar, which ultimately lead to Kendl being safe and put CJ on the path to hunt down Smoke and Tenpenny.

*He seemed to have learnt his lesson after what happened to Brian, and now, he wants to do everything he can to ensure his family is safe.

*He took out a drug cartel almost by himself.

*He worked for Torino, one of the (funniest) scariest character in the franchise, doing impossible and near suicidal missions, just to keep Sweet safe in jail. Eventually, CJ's work is the reason why Sweet is freed.

*Unlike Sweet, who listen to nobody, CJ is open to feedback. He welcomes advice from everyone (Cesar, Woozie, Kendl, The Truth...), and that grants him the upper hand and a few good allies.

*Except for a few moments, CJ treats his friends and family with respect. And when he'd wronged them, he apologizes.

*Overall, he seems to be unprejudiced, except against agents of the law (which is, like, understandable...). He befriends black people, latinos, chinese, white folks, and pretty much everyone that treats him right, gets treated right.

*He's a shareholder in a CASINO. And this is after ROBBING a rival casino, which is after he TAKES OUT THE THREE MAFIA FAMILIES that owned that Casino. Oh, and the robbery? Its an optional mission, that CJ planned 90%, and that he executed full James Bond style.

*He's your go-to man. For like... ANYTHING. You need something done? CJ will do it, even if it seems impossible. Granted, yes, this comes with being a GTA protagonist, but even by those standards, the shit he'd managed to pull off is mind-blowing.

*Look, this is a GTA game. CJ is a gangbanger. Of course he's gonna be violent. BUT, compared to other protagonists (Tommy Vercetti), he uses his wit, gadgets and stealth to solve problems more often than with just straight up murdering everyone on sight.

*Take a look at the wider picture: in his five years absence, the hood had got from bad to worse. The families are beefing, the Ballas and the cops are working to turn everyone into baseheads, and there's only three GS' OG still active: Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke (those two being moles). In a few weeks, he turned GS into a force work reckoning. In fact, the only reason they failed into culling the Ballas was because Smoke and Ryder snitched on them. And after CJ was thrown into the Badlands, does he give up? NO. He works with a psycopath woman and earns money by all means necessary to get a strong foothold in San Fierro. Does he stop there? NO. He buys property, earns money, becomes chummy with the Triads and takes out a drug cartel. Does he stops there? NO! He allies himself with a MIB to work towards Sweet freedom. Does he stops there? NO!! He helps to rise up a Casino and runs out THREE mafia gangs out of the city. DOES HE STOPS THERE? NO!!!!! HE recovers Madd Dogg crib to use as base of operation to wait for Sweet. And when Sweet gets out of jail and calls CJ out and demands he helps with the hood, what does CJ do? Exactly that, taking down Smoke's yay operation and Officer Tenpenny, Pulasky and Hernandez. All in the span of a few months. Say whatever you want about CJ, but he is NO BUSTER.

*He reassures Sweet that "whatever's mine is yours". And he means it. In the previous game, everything Tommy did was for himself. Everything CJ did was for the Johnson Empire. For his family.

*HE FLEW WITH A JETPACK! Come on. This alone should put you on his side.

Cons

*We don't know the details, but we know that he let his little brother Brian die. In itself, that sucks. But the twist of the knife is that after Brian died, CJ ran away to the other end of the country, and from what we gather, he didn't write, call or visited his family in FIVE YEARS. AND THE WORSE PART is that CJ's mom apparently got sick through that time and Kendl was still going to school, so Sweet had to man up... And CJ was not there to help him.

*Let's be honest: CJ doesn't have much of a care for the hood. He cares about his family, yes, and he wants to be accepted, but everything he does for Grove Street is just so his homies and Sweet would take him back.

*In his own words, he "tries not to pay much attention". And it shows. Literally, CJ is your go-to guy, which is good but also bad. Damn, he made Madd Dogg life a living Hell by stealing his rhyme book and, oh yeah, KILLING HIS MANAGER! A man that did nothing wrong except saying that Jeff-OG LOC rapping was "whack" (which is true). CJ saves MD life later on and becomes his manager... but he never comes clean about what he did to MD. Thats pretty cold.

*He complains. A LOT. Its mentioned several times by several characters: whenever things are slightly off, CJ whines about it. Special mention goes to when Cataline gaves him the garage in Doherty as pink slip. He throws a tantrum to the ages just because the place is a bit of a fixer-upper.

*Related to the above, Kendl calls him out about how CJ always "wanted something out of nothing", meaning CJ wanted to be respected but didn't want to put much effort into it.

*Honestly? He's a bit of a slacker. Until he reaches Las Venturas, he'd shown little leadership material. And the few good calls he had (buying ZERO's shop, buying the car dealership), were someone else's idea.

*Its fair to say that, even after becoming rich in Las Venturas, he still remains humble, and still wants to work to get Sweet out of jail. Its also fair to say that he's so dazzled by the success they had that he couldn't care less about the hood. Damn, the man saw his childhood home being used as a base spot and he didn't give a damn. That's cold.

*Through all the final act, he struggles with his new found responsibilities with his business against the responsibilities with his brother and his hood.

*To be honest, its debatable if he took out Smoke and Tenpenny out of desire to help the hood or because it was personal for him.

*He goes as far as accusing the hood (and by extension GS and Sweet) as "holding him up". Kind of a high horse you have there...

*It's not outright said, but Its obvious the reason Tenpenny was declared innocent was because of everything CJ did for him. Taking down witnesses? Killing reporters? Destroying evidence? All of that helped Tenpenny. CJ was being held by the balls, yes. But his actions led to Tenpenny being declared innocent, which in turn lead to the LS riots, which no doubt caused lot of material and human lives...

I was gonna write a list of Sweet pros and cons but it would be redundant.

So there you have it! Fell free to vote and comment!

[winderlylandchime]

He was on a roll today! He didn’t want to stop. Havent even started the ep and we are like 3 cigarettes in and 4 pills down. He had an audience of one (to his knowledge) to entertain and he delivered. But he was stressed. It started with him coming back inside and going ‘okay i think I’m ready.. i could be wrong tho’ honestly this is a mood ngl, ‘do you think Brian buys him alcohol..or does he have a fake id? Idk whats cuter. OH MY GOD HE IS DRUNK AND CARING ABOUT HIS EDUCATION! Why am i finding this cute?..my dream is for brian to tell justin he loves him. Seriously dude wtf has to happen for you to tell him’ I swear i deserve an award bc he says stuff that would usually get a reaction from me but i have to be normal about it and it is hard! ‘Oh god, how weird do you think had to be to film blow job scenes?..his hand still acts out! How is he gonna do in school? Oh Brian can’t get enough of him. SIR’ ‘..oh my god MIKE HAS THE SAME WAY OF DEALING WITH PROBLEMS THAT I DO..remember when i dyed it purple for that girl who said her favorite color is purple..and then she never talked to me again?*long pause* honestly i dont blame her that was a bit *waves his hands around* much.’ ‘..brian actually cares about Teds weird addiction enough to show up for an intervention? See! And he got him a job! There is potential here somewhere just let me uncover it!’ ‘Oh Justin is drawing again, dude it’s okay just take a deep breath, count to ten, shake your hand a little and do it again. That’s what my therapist told me to do…although i was 12 and it was bc i was scared to make friends…oh no his hand is gonna be a problem isn’t it?!’ He is now having a moment bc he feels bad for Mikey but he is conflicted with his feelings..’i need him to listen to Bri Bri and quit his job. Oh my god JUSTIN IS STILL HERE?! OH GOD THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH. So what if he lost control?! HE IS CLEARLY DISABLED TO SOME DEGREE! Would you kick a handicapped person out of school bc they can’t attend gym class?! Oh i hate this guy! How about you HELP him meet the requirements somehow?! You see he is talented and instead of HELPING him as a teacher, you are gonna spit on him bc he’s disabled?! OH FUCK THIS GUY! FUCK HIM ALL THE WAY TO HELL. I need a cigarette again. Pause this shit bc i am not okay’ he is currently outside pacing back and forth mumbling while smoking and i am learning so much about him bc of qaf, this is actually insane. ‘Okay turn it back on. I’ve calmed down now (cut to justin saying he is dropping out) I LIED I AM NOT CALMED DOWN WTF YOU DONT LET PEOPLE WIN WHEN THEY MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT DISABILITIES!..oh i love all of their reactions! But Brian is about to have a stroke if Justin doesn’t stop’ ‘WAIT THAT WAS LIKE WHEN BRIAN DID IT IN THE PILOT! okay that was cute! The way Bri Bri stares at him and then he dried his face. Fucking adorable, i almost forget that im mad that he dropped out..(and we are at the computer scene) OH MY FUCKING FUCK CRISPY JESUS HE GOT HIM THAT COMPUTER! THAT IS NOT NORMAL FUCK BUDDY BEHAVIOR BRIAN! Oh this fucker cares so deeply for him and everyone else but doesn’t want anyone to know. CMON JUSTIN STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND TRY IT! Oh that’s messed up Justin, he isnt trying to fix you, UNLIKE THE TEACHER HE IS TRYING TO HELP YOU FIND WAYS TO DO YOU THING! Oh he looks like he just watched a puppy get hit (he now got sad at a fake scenario he just made up about the puppy)..OH HE DREW A PENIS NICE’ 1/2 of 2x05

Oh he drew a penis, nice. DEAD.

Anon you are so brave and strong for not telling him the things that you should not be telling him.

Your brother has gone straight (pun intended) queer theory to disability theory. He needs a full honorary degree. I love him.

[sophsun1]

Your gifs yesterday made me think about season 3 and i love that season as much as I have problems with it because of Ethan. But i think forever my biggest problem was and will be is that nobody ever found out what Mikey said to Brian at Mel and Lids’ party where he got punched. I remember first time I watched it a few years ago I kept hoping Debbie would find out but nope. Ugh, but anyway, your gifs are waking up the sleeping beast inside me again and i love it.

Hey anon!

Yeah qaf and not following up on plot points is a issue within the show in general. I agree not having one single soul wondering what on earth could have made Brian punch his best friend since childhood was very unrealistic.

Sure they've gotten into verbal arguments before but Brian is not a violent person and has never put his hands on anyone so they must have known it would have to be something major to make him lose it like that.

I did not appreciate Debbie automatically assuming that it was Brian's fault the next day when Michael has a black eye and calling him out in the diner. Alongside the long standing problem with the group always thinking the worst of Brian and writing off all the growth they have seen him go through and Debbie saying it's not surprising that Justin left Brian when he never showed him he loved him. Even though she was the one in S2 who got him to silently admit that he did and she told Michael but now they've broken up it's all his fault and he doesn't know how to love anyone. Wtf get out of here with that shit!

I've slowly been watching bits of the Ethan storyline but he's so cringe that I can only handle snippets at a time. But interestingly I had forgotten they gave Ethan a backstory that his ex was basically a Brian type of guy in that he would go to clubs, fuck around as a way to connect with Justin and Ethan didn't want that type of lifestyle and wanted monogamy.

So to then have him instantly cheat after one day is hilarious and the cheating plot was weak writing anyway. Ethan was insufferable enough without it and he and Justin had other cracks in the relationship that would have ultimately broken them up.

I'm glad my gifs are doing their job and it's nice to see more and more qaf fans popping up in my asks and notes compared to before :)

[starkly]

a) holy shit I love this

b) i was thinking about the consequences of Peter doing that but now im just imagining brian being like "peter fucking cheated on me with his DAD" and everyone who hears it being like "dude that's SO fucked up-" [Brian is happy, thinking he's about to get sympathy] "-you can't start rumours like that about your ex just because you're pissy he dumped you wtf is your problem. Leave Peter alone :/"

And Peter and Tony never need to actually worry about getting caught because every time someone sees and reports on it, the public reaction is "oh not this shit again. We've all heard the rumours! Tony stark isn't fucking his son stop believing everything you read online" "I FUCKING SAW THEM-" "bro you're embarassing yourself"

{Starkercest}

“Baby, any reason why you’re here looking more in love with the hors d’eavours than your boyfriend who has been standing there in the corner looking like he’d rather be anywhere but here?”

Peter flinches, nearly dropping the champagne flute in his left hand, the other stealing another onion jam and cheese rugelach. He pops it into his mouth, sighing happily when he chews into it.

“Because these are fantastic. They’re my favorite.”

Tony plucks the empty flute from Peter’s hand and passes it to a service staff walking past. “I know, that’s why I specifically requested for the catering staff to prepare more of it. So-“ Tony flicks his gaze across the room. “Why are you breaking up with Briar?”

“I- how did you-“ Peter snags a napkin to wipe his fingers with. “It’s Brian, by the way.”

“I don’t really give a fuck, you know that.”

“Well, you should be concerned that your 21 year old son can’t seem to date anyone for more than 6 months.” Peter grumbles under his breath before he follows it up with a sigh. “I don’t know, dad. He’s so…” He gestures uselessly with his hands.

“Dull? Plebian? A tool?”

“Dad!” Peter feels horrible for even trying to suppress his laugh.

“Baby, I keep saying this and you keep ignoring me, but you’ve got to start dating someone of your calibre.” Tony reaches out and tucks an errant curl behind Peter’s ear, the affectionate gesture making the younger male smile.

“I dated Harry Osborne last year, and you still didn’t approve. He’s smart, rich and-“

“Uh, uh.” Tony warns, raising a finger to effectively stop Peter. “I don’t need you praising another man when I’m right here in front of you.”

“I was going to say that he’s smart, rich and as great as he is, he’s still not you.”

“Atta boy. No one can be me, because that’d be a problem.”

“Brian thinks it’s weird how close we are with each other. And he said some things about you which I obviously didn’t agree with.”

Peter really won’t stand for anyone talking shit about his dad.

“So you did bring him here so that he’d make up his mind to break up with you.”

“…yes?”

“Great. Saves me the trouble of giving him the shovel talk.” Tony looks all too pleased by the idea of his son’s breakup, just as he always had been with Peter’s past ex-boyfriends.

“There’s also another reason why I’m breaking up with him. You see, someone I’m really, truly in love with…” Peter reaches a hand out, delicately adjusting Tony’s bowtie. “…he’s turning 50 today. I’m also so tired of him pretending that he doesn’t want me, when it’s so obvious he does.”

“Huh.” Tony stills, and something in the air shifts. “Sounds like an idiot.”

“I wouldn’t say that. Sometimes, it’s more of him….biding his time. But I’ve been waiting for two yea and frankly, it’s not fun anymore. Hence, this conversation.”

Even at 50, Tony was so fucking ridiculously handsome. The whole bearded look was really going to be the death of Peter, and he figures that once Tony starts going for that whole silver-fox grey look, Peter is absolutely doomed for.

“So…I’m making myself available so that I can gift myself to him, because I know he’s a possessive man and sharing is…well, it’s not in his dictionary.”

“Peter.”

“Dad.” Peter fiddles with the lapels of Tony’s suit jacket. “I thought me going to college and creating some “distance��� between us was going to spur you into action. Stop making me wait.”

Tony smiles. It’s fond. Indulgent.

“I was going to wait until graduation.”

Peter scoffs, “Waiting’s not exactly your strongest strength, dad. This is the last time I’m offering, so you’d better take it. Or else next semester, I’m going to bring home my really hot, older professor that’s been eyeing me since last year and-“

“Peter. Are you threatening me?”

“You know I don’t make empty threats, daddy, so-“ Peter pats Tony lightly on the chest, his smile entirely playful. “-you’d better buck up and do something.”

-/-

Half an hour later, Peter doesn’t even have it in him to feel remotely guilty when Brian accidentally wanders into one of the guest bedrooms. He really should have locked the doorF but maybe a part of him actually wanted this to happen.

The room is dark, blinds drawn and in their haste to undress and fuck, neither Peter and Tony had bothered with the lights.

The light from the hallway spills into the room, illuminating Peter’s blissed-out expression as Tony fucks him from behind. Their eyes meet; Peter’s gaze misty and half-lidded and Brian’s wide with the disbelief and betrayal.

Tony’s too far gone in his pleasure, eyes clenched and his forehead pressed against Peter’s shoulder blades to even register that they’ve just been walked on.

“Oh fuck-“ Peter doesn’t shift his gaze away, nor is there any semblance of regret as his (ex) boyfriend watches him pushing back against his dad’s cock. “Dad, fuck me, please. Want you to come in me-“ He lets out a high keening sound when Tony tugs at his hair, a muffled “christ, baby, you’re gonna fucking kill me” whispered against his shoulder.

[tammyfeabakker]

Had a nice Thanksgiving.... I didn't take pictures damn! I was very stoned and so happy to see my Chloe and DJ. Yes I was happy to see him too! He just needs a little work. He has come along way got a new job! I'm so proud! They seen the house... Chloe is talking bout moving back home. I hope so! We got plenty of room in the back for their camper. My Emily was talking bout moving back to Galloway. But after they seen the scenery here. Changed their minds. Chloe came down through Buena. She said it was like 1999 again. Stores mom n pop she seen a toy store she said reminds here of Christmas. That was Richland. Where we wanted to be but there were no houses available never will be. Probably because the area is beautiful very country. Milmay is hard to come by 2 there was 2 houses. We even walked the hood. It jus makes you wanna get out.. my Katy has been so bitchy. Jus bitches bout everything. There was a puddle of something under the table. DJ seen it. I said what is that? Katy right away had to say something on what I said. I'm so glad she doesn't have kids. Because obviously you can't say anything about anything. Well me anyway. All I said what is that?( It turned into WTF! ) What I can't say anything without a fucking comment coming out her mouth. Then she makes her self look stupid. I'm out in the cold ass rain taking the trash out! I hear someone talking. It's Katy out the window. Now I'm at the end of a ten car drive way. I had to stop wtf I was doing to walk all the way to her. She does it in the house too. I have to stop what I'm doing. To fucking hear her. Don't come talk to me directly no . She also pissed me off yesterday. Hypocrite. Talking bout TJ being petty. I have 6 bowls for 2 cats. Peaches doesn't like her dry food with her wet food. There's 2 for Merlin. I prepare breakfast and dinner for them. I got why is there 6 bowls? Now the fucking water is free. She's like I pay. For the service of cleaning them. I'm like fuck you. A dabble of soap and electric for the hot water what .000001 cent of electricity. Now I feel for TJ even though he hates my guts. Why probably because he thinks she moved out for me or talking shit on him why she left. Couldn't be further from the truth. I'll take it to the grave with me why she moved out. But if I gotta hear this bullshit I know he had to be going out of his fucking mind. I love her but I'm at my wits end. Lillie her dog can't control herself sometimes and pees in the house. According to Katy it's my cats. I only hope she finds someone really fast because there's gonna be a murder suicide. Then she freaks out telling me I have to take Lillie out twice but I have to work more. So how the fuck am I suppose to work more take the dog out at 12 n 2? She really needs to step off. I'm doing something she ask me to do something. I get I ask you to do something for me and I pay everything she needs to stop. She has fucked my life up. My car I blame on her and TJ because they kept taking it back to Brian ripping me off and them. They think I'm in a right and wrong contest. I'm not I was right though he was ripping us off. Jus giving him money. Not fixing my car. We got a 24 dollar electric bill. To much I said Sara n Craig is 500 dollars a month. Well their not taking care of you. Trust me tried to leave since I'm a problem. She hunts me down...Do to her making decisions on my life. Like I don't want you cleaning anymore. Now Katy said it. I ignore her she comes down on me. So I left then bitches bout taking care of my shit. She did to me before. TJ and I will take care of your expenses. I'm like well. No sooner that came out my mouth she's on the phone calling my people that I quit. Her and TJ tell me I gotta get a real job early in our living together. She's like TJ found this for you. I got the job. But it was the fucking worse decision ever!!! But I had a nice day yesterday anyway.

[yichens]

5 OTPs ♥

got tagged by sierra @jockvillagersonly ♥ thank yoouu~ also sorry that it has taken a while but here i am!

i did a similar thing just a while back but bc i never tire of talking about my fave characters and their love for each other, i am now giving you new ones! the previous thing you can find here. the new ones are listed below in no particular order!

tagging: @jaecomments @jazthespazz @xiejie-liubo​ and @mejomonster​ ♥ no pressure of course :’D (also jaz i know that i got the previous one from you but i bet you also have more than five otps to talk about haha)

Qingming/Boya (QingYa)

going with the dream of eternity movie version bc i have zero idea of the og novel? also am in my feels again bc i rewatched the movie for the hundredth time

opposites attract, battle couple, enemies to lovers (and beyond) speedrun

spirit guardian boya adds a nice layer to everything

the heartbreak and mutual healing, finding understanding and strength in each other, realizing the right person can change your whole worldview

found family undertones!! with all the spirit guardians

“qingming, is there no one you would die protecting?” cue vishie sobbing in the corner

Hei Xiazi/Xie Yuchen (HeiHua)

ultimate note went hard with this one but also consider: tlt2 blink-and-you-miss-it flirting through murder plus sha hai heihua being separated while xiao hua fakes his death

once again opposites attract but underneath, these two are very similar in a way

it’s all about Trust and Vulnerability when faced with the right (and most unlikely) person

hxz revealing his true name and eyes to xiao hua vs. xiao hua being open about his feeling when it comes to his uncle 

they are so MarriedTM and bicker accordingly 

Nam Seonho/Seo Hwi

“your sword still feels affectionate.”

“live. that is the last favor i ask of you.”

tragic love, heartbreak created by circumstances, friends to enemies to allies to lovers 

could also be thought of as one sided love from seonho’s side and i will scream about it

they both have their own ways to solve things when facing a problem and usually those ways are the exact opposites so they clash 

both of them deserve so much comfort but they have horrible self worth issues and that’s why they keep killing each other (aka “if i cannot have you, then die” but make it painful and impossible to achieve bc they cannot truly hurt each other) 

the sun and moon comparison is making me go INSANE

Win/Team

confident bi meets easily flustered baby gay

aka a boy who doesn’t believe he’s worthy of true love meets a boy who doesn’t feel he’s going to ever get love for himself bc no one sees him that way (news flash: they love each other)

winteam and mingkit are the only thai bl couples i cry about even after all this time and am so excited for winteam’s own drama plus i adore boun and prem 

they are FragileTM and i am holding my breath so that they don’t break 

so cuddly and comforting but also Hot (i blame boun bc wtf)

Li Jia/Zhang Chacha/Shi Cheng

technically not an otp but an ot3 but we support polycules in this house, especially this one 

they click like a puzzle and everyone brings in something the others lack 

chacha and a-cheng are so in love with li jia oh my god

li jia is so in love with both of his friends and would basically die for them 

chacha and a-cheng bicker like an old married couple and it’s a delight 

the world might be dark but between the three of them everything is fine and beautiful and they’re happy that way bc they get to be themselves no matter who they are and what problems they have

did i mention their Devotion to each other and understanding of each other bc that is just the Greatest Thing 

+ bonus: Dominic Toretto/Brian O’Conner

my excuse for this is that i went to see fast and furious 9 last friday and got hit to the feels by all the references in that movie, it was very unnecessary

they were my first non-canon couple i shipped and read fanfiction for

they’re a damn delight, and even as platonic their relationship is amazing, there’s just so much trust and devotion between them

the found family aspect is of the roof ok, imagine being a young cop sent out to weasel your way into this car riding heist group and finding a family instead, how can you leave at that point anymore 

every day i cry bc of brian’s smiles and not being able to see them anymore, we miss you man ♥ 

dom is so proud of brian and they only wish for each other’s happiness and safety and if that’s not love then idk what to tell you 

thank you if you read this far! i feel like this was very random bunch of otps but i tried to pick some of the ones i haven’t had the opportunity to talk about yet ^^ also pls don’t judge me for my obsession with f&f, i know it’s funny lol 

[suicidalashley]

yoon keeho? who is this? it's your wife, severine. oh? i was talking to a girl just now. in front of our kids? you really want to do this right now? i'm just wondering how they are japanese, with no south korean dna. i am japanese, and you are south korean. why do my children live with you? we killed brian. no you didn't. how do you know that? they are the most intelligent beings in the entire universe. what? no. my comic book characters are. no. yes. then they have the answer to all of my problems, don't they? they are my super heros. it's coca cola brian. are you the same coca cola brian from surfing delusionals? yes. where is my boyfriend? you have a new boyfriend or the same guy from last month? um... it's a new brian. are we married? no. why not? you have a boyfriend. oh yea... when can we date? much later. why? yoon keeho. what's he done? stop! i can stand up for myself. i was just feeding our kids. what did you feed them? salad and water. they can't be on the same diet as you, keeho. why not? it's all that i have in my apartment. i guess that's fine then, what do you think, brian? who? my new boyfriend. oh? so me? yes. i think that they could survive. why don't you let me take care of them though, baby? whose the father? we don't know. when your troubador family made you throw up just by the sound of their voices we knew that you were in the middle of giving birth. why? it doesn't matter why. did you apologize to them? no. i am afraid to speak to them. i got demoted to russian ballerina, but i already was promoted to russian ballerina. and then my rococo teacher asked if i am the russian ballet type. are my kids faries like me? no... ok. what went wrong? what do you mean? they were supposed to be faries! no they weren't, crazy bitch. keeho? what? do they get desert? no. what? how old are they? 2 years old. give or take. how many of them live with you? i thought that i sold them to a white man in japan when i heard that you were their father? i stole them back you evil bitch. what? he said that he would be a good father to them. no he didn't! you forgot but he was going to be a terrible father. then why did he offer to take care of them? he didn't! what actually happened that day? we took the memory of it away from you. why? you would be so upset with yourself. oh ok. well, i hope that you are not too stressed out with being a father. they are brians kids right? no. ours. brian doesn't want kids with me? i didn't want kids, no. do you want kids with me? i don't actually. keeho is my baby daddy, i don't need another one running around. why? they are being raised to speak south korean. my japanese ancestors are going to flip their lids. what? no. i speak japanese. you do keeho? yes. ok. don't they need to learn south korean though? why? when they go to school in 3 years. i am going to home school them. what? you're a kpop idol. where will you find the time? lets hire a private tutor. whose house? not mine. kids aren't allowed here. why? it's a medical facility. don't tell them that i am mentally ill yet, ok? they can barely talk, severine. what happened to your name on instagram? what name? pike. pike? i've never gone by that name? yes you have. why did you come back to instagram, someone signed it into chinese law that you can't have any social media besides tumblr. the king of china is my coder boyfriend, i think that i can manage an instagram. no. you're a stats hooker. i'm going to scream. i am not a hooker. i've been called a hooker twice today. keeho? yes? what's you favorite salad dressing? greek yogurt. wtf? that's not a salad dressing... yes it is. is that what helps you from fainting? yes, quite a bit. good. did you see that 8turn dance video? yea, it was really cool. i know right? how am i going to listen to your new release? what do you mean? don't you have a free trial of youtube music right now? i was just testing you. why? you said that you were talking to a girl. yea? and? who is she? she's my doctor. oh ok. is this about my next dr. visit? yes. he was supposed to be south korean! i know, but i

[irandomblogfulb]

FATE: What happens when you get a bunch of middle aged white guys to adapt a cartoon for girls

Well, I just went through 6 hours of fate and I have a lot of opinions on it. Yeah, this is going to be long (slightly under 3k words) so putting it under read more and obvious spoilers.

PSA before delving right in:

1) Yes, I will be comparing to the original. Any comparisons are not through rose-tinted nostalgia glasses. There are parts here and there that I genuinely think were done better in the cartoon on a writing standpoint.

2) This is purely my opinion and overall negative. Don't like it? Don't read. I'm all up for discussion but I don't want another person crying to me about how I “ruined” their experience of the show.

3) If you like Fate then good for you. This isn’t me bashing people who like it. 

I've spit it up into sub sections just for my own convince.

1. The problem with the 'I'm not like other girls' trope

This pertains to the entire Bloom-Sky-Stella love triangle. I wasn't as pressed about it compared to other winxers (and I loved Stella's and Brandon's relationship on my rewatch). In fact, I was okay with it. But then I sat down and watched the show and there's a lot of underlying problems with the love triangle. Particularly pitting Bloom and Stella against each other for Sky's affection.

Now this part of the love triangle I already didn't like. Correct me if I'm wrong, since I dropped the OG Winx after season 5 but the Winx while they did have their conflicts and arguments, never fought over a boy. I really appreciated that from the cartoon so seeing that live action would fall into that trap – I was mildly annoyed at that. Then it hit me. It's Bloom and Stella.

The seemingly ordinary girl vs the pristine princess of Solaria. If the title didn't give it away, you should get the point by now. Others have already called it by now but the "I'm not like other girl's" trope in itself, while seemingly feminist is actually misogynist. Saying the more masculine type of girl is better than the feminine is inherently misogynist. Stella, the prime princess, girly and feminine, is villainized by the love triangle. Sky's and Stella's relationship is toxic and Stella's overt co-dependence and jealousy are already big fat red signs - but Sky's and Bloom's relationship is built on how she's "different". Bloom isn't like Stella, she's "real".

2. Am I supposed to like Riven?

As the title puts it, wtf am I supposed to feel about Riven. Is he supposed to be a good guy? Do I root for him? Is he morally ambiguous? Because holy shit compared to OG!Riven, this guy is diabolical and much much worse! OG!Riven is an asshole and he teams up with the trix but his arc was very simple and easy to understand. He joins the bad guys, distances himself from the good guys, the trix betray his ass, he self-reflects in the dungeon - escapes and redeems himself. Net!Riven is so bad to the point where you can't redeem him and the writers don't even try. Freddie Thorp is good in his role. (however, he definitely doesn't pass for a 17-year-old. He's 26 and it shows) and he actually makes the cringe dialogue work. But he's way too diabolical and downright predatory. The scene where he forces Dane to gulp down his spiked drink - it’s worse seeing it than reading it. That grossed me out more than the gore.

What makes it worse, nobody properly calls him out. Beatrix kinda does on his homophobia – “Homophobic bashing by GIF” - and Sky does chastise him, but they still tolerate him. It is kinda funny in a way Sky has a whole ass arc about how he's enabling Stella's problematic behaviour by still dating her after she blinded her friend but doesn't realize he's doing the same for Riven.

The only person that really puts her foot down with Riven is Terra and nobody takes her seriously about anything she says.

Everyone is very laissez-faire around him and that's not how you respond to your friend being problematic. (Hey, kinda like the other girls sans Aisha are with Bloom!) Everyone surrounding Riven is so disgusting and the notion of him supposedly being a good guy is very hard to buy into. His whole relationship with Dane has a section of it’s own because there’s just a lot to unpack.

3. Stella I am so sorry

I'm also in the majority hating how they've tarnished Stella. Basically, they turned her into the stereotypical rich bully with mommy issues.

I get that Stella has an abusive mom but that’s no excuse to be a total bitch to her roommates. And no, her roommates shouldn't accept her back with open arms. And she doesn't even redeem herself - the girls just accept her back after her mom pulls her from Alfea.

And this is also another issue with the writing were the characters suddenly just change their opinions on a whim. Suddenly Stella likes the winx, suddenly Terra misses Stella even though having that girl literally gives her anxiety. Suddenly Aisha's on Bloom's side in the end.

This isn't me simping for the cartoon out of nostalgia. I was mostly okay with the idea of Stella and Sky hooking up. But Looking at it from a creative standpoint - looking at the source material, and the many paths you can take this character, the best thing Brian Young and co. can think of for her was turning her into the stereotypical rich bully that we've seen time and time again? No deconstruction no meta take, it's played out exactly how you’d expect it.

Again, this isn't me simping for the show. Purely from a creative standpoint Stella was such a major let down. There's so much to the character and Brian Young took the easiest, saturated path.

4. That one scene with Bloom's parents

You know the one. Mike unhinges Bloom's bedroom doors and Vanessa cusses out and insults her child like a petty teen bully. Forgetting how utterly cringey that scene was, you can't have her mom go batshit insane on her child, then act like she's this loving parent that cares so deeply about her daughter. Screw that! Vanessa deserved those 3rd degree burns! She invaded her daughter's privacy. Bloom didn't even do anything wrong!

I can't buy into this narrative of Vanessa and Mike being loving parents when they do something like that. Seriously who thought that was okay?

5. Pity Parties for everyone.

I already discussed this in Stella’s section but I don’t like the “it’s okay for me be a shitty person because my life sucks :)” narrative Fate tries to pull. They did it with Stella, Bloom, Riven.

What I liked about the first season of Winx Club is Bloom’s arc and her character as a whole. Because while she went through shit, from the Trix, to finding out she was adopted, her existential crisis, not feeling like she belonged, losing the dragon flame, she went through a lot. She didn’t throw a pity party. She didn’t whine, bitch and complain. She allowed herself to feel upset, took it as it is and tried to make lemonade out of lemons. And I respect that.

Net!Bloom is agrevating. She does some dumb, reckless stuff but it’s excused because she’s the protagonist? She let the war criminal out, the school gets taken over by the bad guys because of Bloom. Faragonda fucking dies because she let the war criminal out! The burned ones attacked the school because she let the war criminal out!!! But no, Aisha’s villainized for calling Bloom out because Bloom’s existential crisis is more important then anything else.

Getting to Sky, he isn’t as bad as the others. He doesn’t become a shitty person because of his problems. (Though lowkey flirting with Bloom while he hooks up with Stella is uh not good.) But he does come across incredibly whiny. Because of the cringey dialogue and the unnecessary swearing  I can’t take his speech on opening up to Bloom seriously. I laughed throughout the whole thing and Bloom leaving his unconscious body there was the icing on the cake.

One of the few characters that deserved a pity party is Terra. She’s very much like OG!Bloom in a way. She is bullied by Dane and Riven, has body insecurities, anxiety, nobody listens to her and at most only tolerates her. Despite all the crap that is thrown her way she still reminds humble, kind, and respectful. And she is one of the few characters that deserves more support than what she got out of the season.

5. Bloom, Aisha, Tokenism and their awful relationship

I’m going to be upfront, their relationship sucks. The core of their dynamic is what Aisha can do for Bloom. It’s very one-sided. Bloom only goes to Aisha to help solve her problems, which Aisha gladly does – but when Aisha disagrees with Bloom or says something Bloom doesn’t like, Bloom suddenly goes off and Aisha’s made to be the bad guy. Even though she’s right? And Aisha has her own problems as well, shown to also struggle with her powers. But nope, that’s pushed to the back burner because Bloom needs help.

I am all for creative freedom. I can stomach Stella x actual Sky. I can stomach turning Stella into a rich mean girl. I can stomach the dark academia aesthetic but what Brian Young and co. did to Aisha is just plain racist. Screw the “it’s an adaptation” excuse. Turning this character who had a rich storyline and was a princess into a white girl’s magical negro who fixes all her problems is racist and by definition tokenism. And by whitewashing the other two characters of color, making Aisha the only poc in the group – that’s the worst thing you can do to her.

And frankly we need more black princesses on screen.

6. Dane and the homophobia of the show

Towards the show’s climax it’s revealed Dane is helping Beatrix because she accepts he’s “different”. Not only does this go back to my pity party rant but like bruh,

1)      Beatrix never really did anything for Dane? She hung out and smoked with him a bit, but that’s all. You’re telling me Terra wouldn’t accept Dane? Beatrix never helped him and he never really opened up to her about his struggles.

2)      Nobody else, not even background characters bully or harass Dane for being “different”. It’s only Riven, the guy he’s crushing on. The whole falling in love with the bad boy/abuser trope is bad in a hetero relationship and that still stands for a gay one. And I know damn well if Dane was a woman half of the shit Riven did to Dane wouldn’t slide.

It makes no sense for Dane to side with the bad guys when Riven’s the one bullying him and Beatrix is complacent in the bullying. Oh, and having your second black* character who’s also lgbt+/potentially questioning be a villain? Not good.

I’m all for gay and poly rep, but not like this. If Stella and Sky’s toxic relationship is going to be called out for what it is, why not Dane’s?

*Idk if Theo Graham is light-skinned black or biracial so I’ll just refer to him as black.

7. The plot

It’s very predictable. Personally, wasn’t fond of the ‘twist of a twist of a twist’ style of writing. The story tries to be nuanced and deep but it’s not. Common sense is treated like a big revelation. Not trusting the war criminal you barely know isn’t as big of a take that the writers try to make it out to be.

8.  Everything else

·       Beatrix is fine. No Icy but did like the gothic bookworm aesthetic.

·       Sam is just there to be Musa’s love interest and provide some dumb drama between Musa and Terra. I thought they’d go the Edward/Bella root – Musa’s drawn to Sam because she can’t sense his emotions for some reason. Nope, they just get together for the obligatory make out sessions. Don’t care much for the relationship or the character.

·       Since the powers are all elemental shouldn’t there be classes purely for an elemental? Classes purely for fire fairies, etc?

·       Musa’s powers are confusing. If she has no control over them and they are “always on”, shouldn’t her eyes constantly be glowing purple?  Very wishy washy. Sometimes they overwhelm her and other times she has complete control. Her character is just there for plot stuff.

·       Terra is one of the better characters but can’t enjoy her knowing about the whitewashing. Why can’t we have a plus sized character just exist and not have body issues?

·       Sky doesn’t feel like a prince. Characters treat him like his dad is a war hero and not the King of Eraklyon. There was a point where I thought I misheard and thought his dad was just a war hero and not a king.

·       Why try to justify Rosalind’s war crime if she’s going to be the big bad anyways?

·       The way the characters treat death/act around death is very weird. Musa and Terra see a pile of dead bodies and they’re unreasonable calm. Especially Bloom an “ordinary teenage girl from earth”, reacts very nonchalant when death and war crimes are brought up. Doesn’t help the show tries to push this “they’re kids fighting a war” narrative.

·       Can’t buy into the girls’ friendship. The Aisha/Bloom dynamic is centred on what Aisha can do for Bloom. Bloom only cares about herself and only goes to her friends to help with her problems. Most of Musa’s and Terra’s interaction centre around Sam. Stella didn’t care for the girls until her mom showed up and pulled a 180. The girls were quick to turn on Aisha when she sided with the adults.

·       I have no problem with technology existing but why do they have Instagram, Tiktok and Tumblr? The otherworld is a completely separated from Earth, why do they have the same technology?  

9. Brian Young, what do you mean by mature?

I grew up on the 4kids dub before transitioning to the Nick dub for season 4 and 5 then dropping the cartoon for good. So naturally on my rewatch of the cartoon I decided to go watch the RAI dub since I heard it’s more accurate and 4Kids are infamous for their horrid localisations straying too much to the source material. Upon finishing season 1 and currently watching season 2, a few things took me by surprise. For one, the cartoon is surprisingly dark. The schools are at war with the Trix and their army of Darkness, Sky almost dies in Season 2, Riven almost dies and the Trix thinks he suicided, it’s heavily implied in Season 2 Darkar murdered some of the pixies, the paedophilic undertones of Bloom and Avalon’s relationship, the list goes on.

When the interview with Brian Young came out, he said Fate would be a mature take on the cartoon. And I wondered, what did he meant by mature? Was he going to delve deeper into the darker aspects of the show, or did he mean he was going to have the girls swear and have sex? Watching Fate, I found my answer.

If you take out the gore, swearing, drug and alcohol usage from the live action, the maturity is on par with the RAI dub. The difference is in the presentation. This is what sucks about the mentality surrounding live action remakes. Because the OG!Winx was colourful with glittery transformations , was super girly and overall had a positive upbeat tone (not forgetting 2D animated) - it can’t be taken seriously. You have to strip all that, the colour, the kindness, the femininity in order to be deemed mature.

10. Wrapping up

I went into Fate expecting the worst and honestly, it wasn’t that bad. There were things I liked about it. The show looks pretty, and I did like what they were trying to do with Sky’s arc. The actors did what they could with the material. Freddie Thorp made the cringe dialogue work and Abigail Cowen proves she can carry a show as the lead.

Fate is your generic, YA, dark academia show. It follows all the tropes of the YA genre to a T. If that’s your niche, then you’ll love Fate and I’m not bashing anyone who liked it.

For me, as a creative, it doesn’t capitalise on the strengths of the source material. I’m not asking for Winx Club again, as I’ve reiterated, I’m all for creative freedom. But Brian Young, Iginio Straffi, whoever worked on this – they could’ve created something new, innovative, something that stood out from the hordes of other YA shows. They had good material in their hands! But what I got -  I’ve seen before, and I’ve seen it done better. That’s a major disappointment.

As a winx club fan, don’t bother watching this. It’s a very diluted version of the Winx. In trying to capture the interest of the adult fans who grew up with the franchise – Iginio showed how out of touch he is if he thinks this is what they wanted.

[afraid-of-americans]

Cursed Predictive Text Keyboard Part 3

David Bowie used music as a way to escape the asylum (Wait... Huh?)

Mick Ronson is a very sexy grandpa (I- Okay..)

Mick Jagger already made me feel like I have some questions about the reproductive system (Ew wot?)

Keith Richards is going to eat your grandma (NUUU!)

Brian Jones has a bit of a problem with DANA (Why does he have a problem with DANA!?)

Charlie Watts just wants to go home (Please! Take him home! 😭)

Ronnie wood is a very beautiful woman (Oh 😳)

Mick Taylor was a bit sweaty and his cheeks were slightly red (Wait... Wot was he doing?)

Bill Wyman is my absolute biggest concern for a divorce (Huh?)

Freddie Mercury can kick your ass down! (Oh Jesus!)

Roger Taylor released a video showing us something fun (I wonder wot it is)

Brian May is a very sexy tiger 🐅 (Wot the fuck?)

John Deacon is uwu but I was just playing with my cars (huh?)

Robert Plant has more boobies than you (that's true)

Jonesy I don't think you can dance with the kids (Wot?)

Bonzo and the other hoes are doing a little persuasive arguments (Wot the fuck?)

Jimmy Page is NASTY asf man 😤 (That is indeed true)

Rod Stewart is a very sexy idol to have (lolz do ya think I'm sexy?)

Mark Slaughter walked in the bathroom Just to give a speech on why my pants are gone (wot? are you talking about?)

Dana Strum was just an experiment (wtf? lolz)

Blas Elias was around the corner with his pants down (ksjsksksjsjs)

Tim Kelly said that he wants to get really funky with Mick Jagger's feets (that is disgusting)

Roger Daltrey is going to have a great time with monkeys (oo oo aa aa!!)

Keith Moon was in the shower with his underwear out (hold on-- huh?)

Pete Townshed is so rude and I had enough of his family (great?)

David Lee Roth said that he wants to get a hold of my penis (i-....)

Eddie Van Halen was often seen as a bit of a bitch to the person who is a member of the rolling stones (wait! who!?)

[marziblogsworld]

Movies depicting real life stories are my favourite because it always leaves me in 😱 stage and these movies show such raw emotions that it hits you in a completely different level. You feel their pain as you are going into the movie and you feel their emotions as if you yourself been through this, and that is exactly what i felt when i watched 'DEEPWATER HORIZON' and here is my review.

So this movie is based on a real life event that happened in the month of April in 2010.A bad judgement from the mankind himself caused the whole oil rig to combust in flames while the crew was on board. After several testimony and statments it was declared that the company financing the whole project was behind this poor judgement and was charged with manslaughter but a company that has fat rich people on board wasnt even effected by this and like we all guessed the charges were dropped and these soo called companies built on so many dead bodies still lived and are thriving.

This movie was jaw dropping, eye misting, jam packed with emotions and anger that sometimes when the crew members stay quite when these rich people show off how superior they are i started cussing them, there was this rage inside of me responding to there bullshit. The captain of this rig asked for a cement test from the bottom when a fault was occurred but these 'business men' who are so full of shit send them home without the repairment because they didnt want to spend more money and are confident with their :ideology' that everything is fine. Bitch nothing was fine and that man name 'Donald Vidrine' oh i hate his gut so much that he had the audacity to manupilated the crew people monitoring the next test to tweek it up a bit to their captain because he is being paranoid and nothing will happened well guess what bitch something did happened andthe picture is right above in the poster. That is what left of 'DeepWater Horizon' you son of a bitch... Why did that piece of shit survived. I would have thrown him overboard, kudos to the captain for having the patience to not only tolerate him but to let him go. I was waiting for someone to smack that shit in the head but sadly i didnt got that happiness.

But i got something great as a matter of fact i was surprised as i didn't know Dylan O Brian was in this movie. When he first appeared it was his side pose and i thought it was our main protoganist Mike and here i was all like 'oh his side looks so like Dylan' but then the camera shifted and i saw his full face and *mouth dropped* 'shit thats Dylan' man! What is he doing over here and your ass better survive. Well not only did he survive he thrived, YESSSS he lived up to his role like everytime, out there helping everyone and also my man was the one who spotted something was wrong with that pipe that was in fault and they wanted to neglect it.

Come to think of it that oil rig was just waiting to explode. Like Mike William our cheif Technician stated so many faults in that rig like wtf even the smoke dedectors were not working. These safety precautions should be running finely but like this company was facing the other way whenever these crew people shove a problem against them.

Overall an amazing film, depicting real life stories isnt easy nor is it to relive it again. I applaud all the workers working over there and who died for their immense bravery. The captain has my huge respect. Mike and Caleb are savior and survivors. Watch this movie, share their pain and raise a voice against these Rich people who have lost their conscious over money.

I would give this movie 5/5 no doubt on that.

Courtsey to: @fandom-101 for the recommendation. 👍👍👏👏👏👏

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[malicerewatchesdoctorwho]

The Ice Warriors - Episode Six

Written by - Brian Hayles     Director - Derek Martinus     Producer - Innes Lloyd  

Episode Six

("What good's your precious computer done anyway!" - Walters giving the crew of the base some well earned truth.  Clent doesn't like very much.)

Likes

- I like that the Ice Warriors use Clent's name after attacking the base.  Just...hahaha, you brought this on yourself, dude.  Now face everyone's wrath.

- Walters just going off. Yes, my good man, you do that. Tell them not to blindly follow the computer.  Get them to see reason. 

- Clent being useless while Bennet is not because she has skill.  Yes. 

- Clent screwing up his computer by giving it a problem it couldn't solve without destroying itself and so it refused to answer.  Hahaha, and then Penley takes control with some help from Bennett.

- Yeah, that's heat and it is destroying your ship.  That's four Ice Warriors destroyed.

Dislikes

- Bennett, WTF is up with you?  You used to be my fave.  You're turning into a Clent.

- Oh, I'm sorry, are we seriously supposed to LIKE Clent by the end?  Ummm, how about no, he is still the asshole he has always been, he's just got a whole lot less pressure to yell at people.  He still insults Penley for doing his job for him.

Awesome

- Wavy camera for when Penley mucks with the environmental controls.  That usually would annoy me, but here it fits quite well and I liked it.

- Slow panning shot of everyone's faces at the end in silence as they just watch and wait. I thought that was a nice, long shot.

- While it is quite rare in this episode, I do like the music they play, when they play it.

Shitty

- I still am not very happy with Clent needing that walking stick.  Half the time he doesn't even bother with it and forgets to limp.  It just seems a useless prop to try and make a horrible human being seem less horrible because disabled. 

- When did Bennett change her uniform?  The other one looked so good on her.

- I didn't much like the effects at the destruction of the Ice Warriors.  With the exception of their controls catching on fire.  That part was a nice practical effect.  The special effect and camera work just...didn't work for me.

In Conclusion

I have very little I wrote down for this episode in terms of notes.  I was too busy watching the chaos happen on screen.  If I stopped to write, I lost track, so I needed to pay a little more attention than I usually do.

My biggest take away from this episode was how disappointed I am in Bennett.  She started off such a great character and devolved in the last few minutes of the fifth episode into female Clent. Just...why?  What a waste of a great character.

I am not falling for Clent's nice guy act either.  Sorry, you're an asshole, everyone said it before you went off the rails and on other jobs you've done.  You don't get on the nice list by laughing with Penley at the end.  Nope, you, not a nice guy. 

I did enjoy the parts with the Ice Warriors attacking the base and the Doctor infiltrating their ship. Those were great.  Jamie had nothing to do in the episode at all.  Victoria had very little to do either but she was at least active and in it with the Doctor.  Though I do wish she got that Ice Warrior as a kill, because that would have been awesome.

Body count - 5.  Walters.  Killed by Varga, leader of the Ice warriors.  And the four Ice Warriors who were killed by the ioniser inside their ship.  

The Ice Warriors as a Whole

I really enjoyed this story.  A nice little base under siege story, which is common in Two's era.  We are introduced to a new, still used bad guy in the Ice Warriors. 

We get interesting character dynamics.  We get great characters to love and hate.  The TARDIS team is fun as always and gets things done, even though there is very little Jamie in this story, since he is taken out quite early in it. Victoria gets quite a bit to do and helps save the day though. 

All up, if you like the base under siege stories, I like this one quite a bit and would recommend. There are a lot of characters in it, but they're easy to keep track of. 

So, yeah, this one is a plus.  Watch it and be entertained.