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6x03 - Jagged Little Tapestry
You Learn/You’ve Got a Friend - Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, and New Directions
“We took the jagged and the smooth, the angry and the sad, and the joyful, and created something new. Mash-ups aren’t always pretty.”
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“X-Force # 1 Review”
*Spoilers*
The issue starts with Sage monologuing about the “complexity” of Forge...
We then see Forge, running simulations on his estate (his house was cooler in the 80’s guys…); where he’s questioning his own mutation and using science to heighten it (and apparently using BEAST as his analogy…not the BEST choice considering recent events…OR ANY EVENTS with HANK…but whatevs Forge….)
Sage…isn’t doing well…and Forge collects her from a mental health facility by showing her a new device he created that apparently “targets crisis points”… (aka Deus Ex plot Machina)
They both head to Japan and Betsy and Rachel show up (with the STRICT RULE that Deadpool isn’t invited!)
A new version of “X-Force” is formed.
The city is a dead zone when they arrive at the place Forge’s “eight ball” drew them to. No psychic readings. No animals, insects, signs of life; and some weird biomass goo everywhere.
Something killed the main grid of the building…
And then….
SURGE ZAPS THEM ALL! (Not as cool as the panels of Krakellion’s reveal…sorry, Surge!)
We find out (after a touching reunion with Surge and Forge) that Noriko returned to Japan after Krakoa fell apart to stay with some cousins (Oooohhh! Are we finally going to get a resolution to Noriko’s family drama????) and some weird sludge started attacking the city (“The Blob…Indescribable…Indestructible…Nothing Can Stop It!)
The goo attacks one of the humans Surge saved and the group tries to fight off the goo while calling in Tank and Deadpool (SORRY Betsy!).
Forge hired Wade for this mission; they fight the goo and get the people away using telepathy…where suddenly a giant goo monster appears (soooo….we really are just ripping off “the Blob” movie…huh?)
Betsy passes out Jean Grey XTAS style after sensing its “hunger” and Rachel shoots Phoenix psychic rays at it.
We find out the Fujikawa research facility they’re located at is actually owned by Mr. Sinister (Huh- he really is a global entrepreneur! You gotta GIVE HIM that!)
We learn that the blob is an alien-mutant hybrid bioweapon.
Tank literally throws Wade at the blob (hope the money was worth it Wade 🤣), to use Deadpool as some sort of pill because of Wade’s cancer and regeneration … literally starving the poor Goo Monster to death(Poor goo monster 🥺)
They head to Wakanda (apparently NO closure on Surge’s family then…boo!😐) to stop the next danger.
I CAN’T ever get these QR codes to work on Kindle…so…I don’t know what the “extra” panel was 😒. (really HATE this idea Marvel)
Review:
People have criticized this issue for being slow, a generic “by the numbers” x-story, and with little characterization…and I am kind of inclined to agree.
While reading- I found myself tuning out, listening to music while I read, kind of wondering when it would be over, and finding the plot kind of..unbelievable….and going against a lot of previous established canon…
I would compare it to Bishop’s Krakoa mini a year or so back (ironically Surge was in that book too!)- it was a “okay” book… but nothing particularly special or exciting about it.
There was a POSSIBLY for it to be good…it had great ideas… but ultimately the execution was just mediocre.
I am going to be honest …Forge and Surge are the major reasons I have for continuing to read this series, after a pretty lackluster start.
I never really cared for Sage or the Tessa retcon- she was fine in “X-treme X-Men”…but she’s never been a character I cared much for…
I don’t particularly like Betsy or Rachel together- I hated the recent “Excalibur” book and found their relationship really poorly developed.
Truthfully- Claremont is the only one who can, in my opinion, write a compelling Rachel. Other authors have always fallen flat.
While I am fine with her being LGBTQIA+ (Rachel’s chemistry with Kitty or even Magma was always better than the forced hetero-relationships they put her in…); I am just not really sold on this couple.
Surge’s moments with Forge were nice- I always really liked their connection and am glad we are seeing more done with it.
I am disappointed we didn’t get Noriko’s past explored more (fans have desperately WANTED a story of Noriko in Japan for a while now!); also I felt like the “cousin” angle didn’t really work since Noriko was homeless initially in NYC and following the dissolution of the X-Men, went to Colorado to find Dani…instead of just returning to Japan to “extended family”…
Overall I just wasn’t impressed.
It’s too bad because there was a time when “X-Force” had some of the best runs on the “X-line”….now it is consistently the X-books worst series and the one people immediately drop 😬.
Theories/Predictions:
Is Forge gonna go “Beast” levels of batshit crazy/jumping the shark??? Only time will tell 😜🤣
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