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im-straight-i-swear-please · 11 months ago

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Glatt,

I don’t think impregnating wilbur is a good idea, you saw how the last kid went. Also she’s a man, it’s physically impossible.

-Ghostbur

(🤓☝️)

SO??? that's a him problem I just think it would be funny

"physically impossible" STFU YOUR BALLS ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

#glatt #dsmp glatt #roleplay #rp blog #ghostbur #glattbur #what does that even mean #nerd ass #bro's about to go #erm actually

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kiras-law · 5 months ago

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light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami

#like . bro . i dont think he knows what normal people are like .#it just hit me that he is willing to make himself look like a fucking insane person instead of getting caught #hey man maybe . having a bag of gasoline in your wooden desk in your wooden room . might raise ur kira percentage a little bit ..#hes so smug about it like ah yes im a genius .... people are absolutely going to believe me .....#death note #light yagami #finn reads dn #finn rambles #edit : it seems this is my magnum opus . what the freak . it is currently at lije 2.9k notes . what . who are you people .

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kaipassedgo · 5 months ago

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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

#steve rogers #stucky #captian america #bucky barnes #captain america the first avenger #peggy litterally found steve alone in a destroyed bar after bucky “died” trying to get drunk or drink himself to death #blameing himself for bucks death #then peggs goes and says “allow barnes the dignity of his choice” in reference to him falling from the train #THEN when steve is gonna crash the carrier #BRO LITTERALLY SAYS “THIS IS MY CHOICE”#GIRL WE GET IT #you couldnt stand being without him so you decided the only way to join him was in death #but he knew it would be seen as heroic to die that way #THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO LIVE AND SAVE THE WORLD #but he chose the one that let him claim martyrdom #n e ways #i would and will eventually write many essays about them but for now i am gonna go back to pretending to do homework #also if anyone has fic recs gimme

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noodles-and-tea · 9 months ago

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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.

He gets a lil jealous

#I reckon this is probably one of his wake up calls with everything #I think he was genuinely excited to take his lil bro out on a hunt and he actually didn’t mean to pass out #but seeing fiddleford starting to replace him #at least from his perspective #probably makes him want to make more of an effort #but also makes him realise how much he actually does care about his brother whether he’s aware of it or not #needless to say they go on lots of hunts together #some with fidds and some without :))#my art #ask #gravity falls #twins in time au #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket

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afterthelambs · 3 months ago

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This side by side makes me cry. Those are the exact same eyes. Despite everything it's still you :(

#look how big and innocent his babydoll eyes used to be. look how big and vulnerable they still are years later #remember how joker thought about kid akechi and instantly started sobbing in the OVA? yeah hes real for that #i promise i'll stop yapping about that engine room sprite one day but i cant help it. it makes me so sad bro #change of heart is not enough i need to go Sinfull Shell on Shido and Yaldobaoth's asses #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #my post #goro akechi #shuake #p5r akechi

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rednightmare18 · 5 months ago

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i have to hand it to warhorse. responding to the men screaming "IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO TURN HENRY QUEER WHY WAS HE STRAIGHT IN KCD 1???" with

"budget constraints"

is the funniest fucking thing a dev has ever said

#kcd #kingdom come deliverance #hahaha playing kcd2 makes you gay i hear #let's be clear playing kcd1 already made these dudes gay for hans capon and now they're pissed off to be seen #it's okay bro you have a crush on a video game boy just be normal and go to ao3 about it #go self soothe by calling the VA my loooord and simping for his attention on youtube comments or w/e yall do

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alieune · 2 months ago

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bruhthers 😔

commissions open !

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peachebo · 2 years ago

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I remember I had a concept about alternative ending of sl where michael brings ennard home and jus lives very normal life with a killing machine...

also here's ennard with da cat

#yep they are besties in my head #also sibling coded not only bc elizabeth but ennard taking michael clothes to cover themselves when going outside #i am having thoughts about them like a lot #fnaf #michael afton #ennard #fnaf sister location #cat #2k...#3k.....#4k!!!#5k??!!#6k wha-#7k guys r u crazy...#8k #9k bro #10k happy new year!!

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lazylittledragon · 5 months ago

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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

#ramble #please let this be a fucking joke #i cannot imagine being this out of touch #YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE ART TAKES FUCKING EFFORT AND THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DO ENJOY IT ACTUALLY #the phrase 'labour of love' exists for a reason #i sat and watched my grad film on repeat for days when it was done bc i was so proud that my hundreds of hours paid off #I DON'T MAKE ART TO SIT AND LOOK AT IT #I MAKE IT BECAUSE I PUT TIME AND LOVE INTO IT AND I GET TO LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE I MADE THAT WITH MY HANDS!!! AND MY BRAIN #GOD FORBID YOU PUT A SECOND OF WORK INTO ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE ANYMORE YOU USELESS FUCK????#i'm so sorry i'm unreasonably mad about this #is it crazy for me to say that you should have to do some things in your life?????? god forbid you read your own emails #what are you DOING how fucking LAZY can you be????#and that is NOT a word i ever want to use but this is the DEFINITION of lazy #kids with adhd aren't lazy. tech bros wanting the exact same things that people have worked years for at the push of a button are lazy #i actually need to go and put my face in grass i'm so upset #thankfully. basically every musician who saw this shut it the fuck down and told him he was an idiot so that's nice

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tyhalloweencats · 5 months ago

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SHE IS FUCKING UNDER ATTACK

#beanie babies #beanie baby #ty #halloween #cat #fraidy #lil bro #i can explain #one was bought on ebay for my collection #one was a duplicate gift for me #two of them are gifts #and then there's just lil bro himself who was supposed to be a gift but i for emotionally attached #this took so long to take cause she thought i was going to feed her so she kept getting up #mind you she gets fed in 3 hours #but she's on that begging grind set #nova #1k #we did it fraidy nation #nova isn't even my cat I'm about to tell my sister about this she's gonna be so confused

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sunderwight · 9 months ago

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Airplane revisits the modern world and one of the first things he does is log back into his account, go find a specific comment on a particular chapter of PIDW, and update with a reply to the thread that he takes it back -- Luo Binghe would, in fact, fuck Peerless Cucumber.

Then he logs off, grabs some stuff he wants to show Mobei Jun or reverse engineer for profit/convenience, and goes back to the SV world for good.

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #✈🥒#the internet theorists who had been speculating about his and cucumber bro's abrupt simultaneous disappearances go nuts #airplane who doesn't realize anyone even noticed or still pays attention to the comments section: funny joke :)#his absolutely unhinged fanbase: *explodes*

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saturnyukaa · 5 months ago

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