#bromom

[edits4thosestuckathome]

anon asks! -> “…pale bromom moodboard with themes of bein highschool/childhood friends and some 70s-80s nolstalgia”

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[tavs-kin-korner]

sURPRISE pOKEMON TEAM WITH GRAY AND PINK pOKEMON FOR bRO sTRIDER AND mOM lALONDE (bROMOM) (hOMESTUCK)!! }:D

hOPE YOU ENJOY! i PICKED pOKEMON BASED OFF THINGS YOU LIKED, pLUS THE COLOR SCHEME! }:)

[bANETTE] [aROMATISSE] [cERULEDGE] [gALARIAN pONYTA] [oBSTAGOON] [sKITTY]

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[Surprise Pokémon team with gray and pink Pokémon for Bro Strider and Mom Lalonde (Bromom) (Homestuck)!!]

[Hope you enjoy! I picked Pokémon based off the things you liked, plus the color scheme!]

[Banette] [Armoatisse] [Ceruledge] [Galarian Ponyta] [Obstagoon] [Skitty]

[nikolaiar]

Idk bromomdad just is good I think

[bro-strider-tgirl-tits]

bromom for the ship bingo thing mayyybe. smiles rlly wide.

I'm gonna kill myself. I had the entire post written and my Wifi stopped working just as it was about to post so it's gone forever.

Anyway here's Bromom! I also accidentally read that as davemom so I have a whole thing for that. Gonna put that under a cut.

infinity²/10 Bromom is my everything. The platonic thing is only half 'cause it can go either way for me. They're worsties and they oretend to hate each other but care so so deeply about each other. Momrox is the only person Bro truly deeply cares about outside of like Dave or some shit to me. I like to mirror/paralel them to dirkroxy which is another one of my fav HS ships I just never talk about either of them. I love them with my entire heart i need them to rob a walmart together or something

here's the davemom I misread

8/10 Davemom is adorable to me not just because I have mommy issues. I feel like they'd be the most functioning Strilondecest ship. Dave is such a mama's boy. I love when people draw them with Dave absolutely off his rocker about her boobs all red in the face. Ignore the bottom left one that's the aforementioned mommy issues and lesbianism shining through

[gamz-kins]

CW: gun, katana/sword

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bro strider and mom lalonde matching icons :3 let me know if you want anything changed

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MOM: were havin sex n u pull out 2 relized that ur cock is entirly gone, disolved (ive digsisted it like a picther plant). bye!

BRO: UNFOLLOWED.

MOM: u wld unfololw me 4 my piptcher planst pussy post? after the beautifyl niught we shareed?

BRO: WASN’T A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[derangedthots]

thinking about how distraught Jace's babies (Joff, Aegon and Viserys) are gon be when Jace marries Aemond and starts his own family.

Joff, Aegon and Viserys realizing they will no longer be Jace's babies : 😮😲

joffrey, arms crossed and staring into jacemond baby #1's crib: we're his eldest children actually

aegon and viserys behind him, mirroring his pose: yes!!

aemond, walking in: you're no children of mine😐

joff: and where did we mention you??🤨😒 we're jace's children and that's all that matters😤 we'll accept yours too but not without letting them know how things will be around here🧐☝🏻

[conceptofjoy]

i have SO many opinions on bro and mom. i think about the bromom sketch hussie made every day. no they arent romantically involved obviously but theyre like. soulmates. shitty shitty soulmates. they will always feel so strongly about each other, the only reason why they didnt interact in the comic is because the vibes emanating from them would be so intense that it would have just distracted from everything else going on. god i hope they commit murder suicide.

[strilondism]

there should be a million fics abt bromom failmarriage & subsequent divorce. bro moving into the lalonde mansion & getting pissed that there's no crawlspace anymore so he just hides in the rafters. mom carries around a tranq gun in case she needs to get him down. constantly at odds bc she stress cleans & he needs piles of shit everywhere. she needs to drink more to deal w him & he gets meaner when she's drunk. ongoing war where she glues cute little wizard outfits on all his puppets. fighting each other over the best spots to lurk. she gets him insane anniversary gifts and loves that he forgets every year so she can have the moral high ground. their arguments destroy half the house. dave & rose are miserable but at least they have each other :)

[edits4thosestuckathome]

anon asks! “obligatory bromom matching icons rq. with grey and [pink] please and thank you”

Credit if used!

[tavs-kin-korner]

TW: ALCOHOL, GUN

mATCHING ICONS WITH THEMES OF GREY AND PINK FOR bRO sTRIDER AND mOM lALONDE (hOMESTUCK) (bROMOM)!! }:D

hOPE YOU ENJOY! i TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE THEM MATCH WELL! }:)

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[Matching icons with themes of grey and pink for Bro Strider and Mom Lalonde (Homestuck) (Bromom)!!]

[Hope you enjoy! I tried my best to make them match well!]

[t4tbrostrider]

bromom's good cause they fuck nasty but are absolutely sad and pathetic about it

also femdom but you didn't hear that from me

[meupurr]

pale bromom moodboard with themes of being highschool/childhood friends and general 70s-80s nostalgia?? grey and pink stuff too if you wanna

here mew go!!!

[kingdom-of-kins]

hey again sending in a. moodboard request hope you don't mind

if this seems familiar then uhhh.... nuhuh... /lh

pale bromom moodboard with general morail stuff on top of. childhood/highschool friendship and 70s-80s nostalgia. it would also be super awesome if you were able to do pink&grey aesthetics

tysm

hope you like this bro :D!

[davestriderpostscratch]

someone rbed that comic from me and tagged it as dirkroxy and bromom like YOU DON’T GET IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT

[derangedthots]

I found a beautiful art (@Abelsan20 in tw if you want to check it out) of Jace and his brothers all grown up (especially adult Joffrey) and i remembered that ctf scene of little Joff being protective with his older brother and thought what would happen if omega jace loses his husband *insert name* and is left alone with a little child? The council would pressure Jace to marry again and have a spare for his heir, things heat up in the court and Rhaenyra can't do much for her son in this case (poor Jace doesn't want to marry again, he really loved his first husband) so definitely-not-little-Joff-anymore steps forward and says 'I'll marry my brother, i'll honor the traditions of our house and protect him and *insert valyrian child name* with my dragon and my sword'.

I don't know where this thought came from but i had to get it out of my system, sorry for using your inbox as my sounding board 🥺

here's the link of the art if tumblr allows me to share it (https://twitter.com/Abelsan20/status/1656931941885571073?t=M9XuFT_9A_CcE_pKbHqWnw&s=19)

THAT ART IS GLORIOUS WOW and anon no apologies needed this is so big brain?? i'm a jaceluke proponent too (jace and everyone really, even if jacemond is my special gal) but i've been refraining from jaceffrey(is this the ship name idkidk) bc i still mostly think of joff as my lil baby. grown joffrey tho👀👀🤭 truly keeping with the family traditions PLEASE this is unhinged but so so typical of targs😭😭