#bubble butt stark

[mostly-marvel-musings]

Posterior Penchant

A/N: Is this inspired from the recent reblog? YEP. Aren’t we all obsessed with them Stark peaches? Hope y’all join me in this butt obsession.

Pairing: Tony Stark x F! Reader

Warning: Nothing except maybe fixation over a fine piece of 🍑

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It was gradually turning into a fixation.

But you really couldn’t help it. In your defence, he kept bringing it up, or rather in your line of vision…or vicinity…or he was just turning his back and showing off that perfect bubble butt. A lot.

Tony Stark and his fine behind had become your obsession off late.

Any chance you’d get, you were either shamelessly ogling at it, or sneakily caressing or pinching it. Not that he would ever admit it, but your boyfriend secretly loved every second of it. And that feigned annoyance sounded something like —

“Jesus! Would you give a guy some warning before you go groping his butt cheeks in public?”

“You’re just waiting for any chance you get to touch my ass, aren’t you woman?”

You couldn’t be blamed. The way his well-endowed bubble butt looked in those sweatpants he wore around the house or in those slate-grey trousers, or in his Iron Man armour, it was more than enough to get you going.

“You put in extra effort doing those squats and lunges, don’t you Mister Buttocks?” You would giggle, standing next to him all while your free hand wandered over to his behind to gently tap it.

The blush on that handsome face was unmissable and quite adorable.

“Get this lady away from me! She’s a threat to me and my glorious booty.” Tony exclaimed one day, pretending to run away from you to gain a laugh that made his heart sing.

I love Mr. Duck Butt 😭🫶🏻

[mostly-marvel-musings]

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unpopular opinion but Tony’s ass deserves recognition too

[sevikasbooyahh]

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘

Pairing: Caitvi x Reader

Summary: Making your girlfriends crochet gifts for Valentine's Day <3

The strongest scent in the room derived from the book that Vi was reading. It smelt of vetiver, a smoky, earthy aroma that blessed your nose. “The Adventures of Harden,” she’d been reading it for a while—that huge chunky novel must’ve been filled with a butt ton of action.

Caitlyn was busy in a council meeting, she’d gone back to announce her departure despite her inner confliction. She needed a break from everything, to not have so much weight on her shoulders for once in her life. Vi was the one to have done most of the convincing, she’s good at it—not very surprising.

“What’s happening as of now?” You asked Vi as you looked at the block on text from behind her. She leaned her head back to look up at you, “Huh?”

You gestured to the book, “In here, what’s happening?” Suddenly, all the deep knowledge she’s memorized in this book was gone with a poof. She scratched the mop of pink hair atop of her head, “I—uh, don’t remember, sorry,” You feigned a disappointmented sigh, resting your head on her shoulder.

“Did you really wanna know?” Her tone was near concerned, as if afraid that you actually were disappointed. You couldn’t help the smile that spread across your face, “I’m just jossin’.” She visibly looked relieved, exhaling a breath. “What, scared I was sad to not hear your nerdiness?” The teasing tone in your voice made her quietly groan but not retort.

A part of her was a bit suspicious, just in general, she knew Valentine’s Day was coming up—and that you had to be planning something. But what? It could be anything, you had many talents. She internally scolded herself as to not think about it too much, though she couldn’t deny the excitement bubbling up inside.

—★—

The floor creaked under weight of your feet as you walked through the hallway, headed towards your crochet room.

With how huge the Kiramman mansion was, many rooms went unused, simply labeled as guest or storage, this being one of them. When Caitlyn noticed that crochet was one of your prominent hobbies, she offered for you to use any room you’d like.

You specifically chose this one for it’s beauty.

Sunlight shined through the one large window on the left side of the room, lighting up the darkest parts of the room. The view outside of that very window, ships coming from different areas to land at their docks; the tall buildings constructed by genius minds.

Piltover’s beauty never failed to amaze you.

Your crochet equipment was neatly settled on the wooden oak table. As you sat on the black rolling chair, the kitten-like figures were what you decided to work on first. You could only think about your girlfriends—how you saw them, but in a more adorable form.

You looped the black yarn with the hooked needle, each small thread tightening together like bonded atoms. Throughout the past hour, you slowly worked your way up. Adding on a small strawberry hat to it, with specks of white as seeds and it’s green leaf top.

On to the next, not muchh different, other than colors. The white yarn was a stark contrast from the black—and instead of a strawberry hat, a blueberry one. The star-shaped pattern on the top to represent the calyx.

…

You carefully cut the loose string that hung next to the eye. Perfection. Crafted with your bare hands—to say you were only proud was an understatement.

—★—

You couldn’t hold the absolute joy you felt when you entered the living room with the box. Giving anything to the ones you loved was the best gift that you could ever receive; you were excited for their reactions too. You waited up to this moment to show something special—with meaning, non-verbally announcing your love for them. It’s not that you couldn’t say ‘I love you’ out loud (well, maybe), but you didn’t wanna just say it without showing it as well.

They’ve never received crocheted gifts before, it’s not that common of a hobby. That was even more of a reason for you to make it.

—★—

“What is this I see?” Caitlyn raised an eyebrow at the mysterious brown box. Vi peeked from beside her—similar to a cat; curious, eyes trained onto the box like it’d disappear in seconds. She made her way closer before you lightly pushed her back, “You will see what it is, be patient.” You shook your head in amusement at her eagerness.

The moment you pulled them out, Caitlyn’s eyes widened, along with Vi’s jaw nearly dropping to the floor.

Vi took the figure as if it were porcelain, as if her hands were so rough that it’d break it so easily. “No way,” she whispered, inspecting every detail.

Tears started to well up in her eyes as she stared down at the plush. “It’s…it’s—thank you,” her laugh was watery as she hugged you, brawny arms squeezing you tight.

Valentines Day was barely celebrated in Zaun, but she remembered when Powder would make her tiny gadgets or trinkets. To her, it was more than she could act for, even if those things were now destroyed, still laid in a pile of dust and debris.

Caitlyn was speechless, staring at hers in shock; the little baby blue streaks mixed into the white yarn, the navy blue hat matching her own hair.

This was…sweet.

Sweet as honey; straight from the source. The most wonderful project she’d ever seen—better than any architecture or design that’s been brought to her.

She couldn’t help but join in on the hug as well, her face burying itself deep into your neck. Where she felt safe.

They’d surely cherish this forever.

—★—

Bonus moment:

She closed her eyes and hugged the crocheted kitten, “I’m gonna name him Barry.” She announced to the both of you, feeling content. Caitlyn looked up from her own kitten, “As in ‘berry?’ Wow, creative.” She nodded, amused.

…

That night, as the moon was up and the stars were out—your loves were fast asleep. Caitlyn was curled in on herself, legs near her mid-section, arms rested underneath her head. Vi, however, had her arms wrapped around Caitlyn’s waist, cheek pressed against the soft of her back. Barry was squished in between.

A/N: The idea of crocheting is so cute to me but I don’t know how to😔

[jj-one]

HOW JUNGKOOK WOULD TREAT HIS BIMBO GF 🍥

pairing: established relationship, bf!Jungkook x bimbo!fem!reader genre/tags: smut, dumbification, degradation, praise kink, breeding kink, piv, unprotected sex, an*l, oral (m receiving), t*tty f*cking, drooling, use of the word daddy (only once)

**old repost from my deleted blog (05/24/23)

- Having a drop dead gorgeous girlfriend was a given for Jungkook, he loved the fact that y’all were both smoking hot and turn heads everywhere you go

- The stark contrast between your appearances drove him insane

- His aesthetic was more dark and mystique, is also heavily tattooed while you always wore pink and pastels, having bare skin

- Is so enamored with the idea of you being the total opposite of him, he always feels like he’s corrupting your sweet innocence

- Kinda treats you like you’re his eye candy anywhere he goes, has you wrapped up on his arm like it’s a leash

- He’s been debating getting an actual leash for you since you constantly trip and fall whenever you’re out with him

- You were just so ditzy and clumsy… it was your character flaw yet Jungkook saw it as an endearing quality

- Also loved that you were an airhead, clingy, and always wanting his attention ;( makes the joy of him coming home to you all the more thrilling <33

- Always buying you pink and girly thingsss

- Whenever he sees something hello kitty or barbie related he instantly thinks of you and buys it

- CONSTANTLY wants to spoil you, omg this man would spend every dime he could on you just to make you happy

- He looooves taking you out shopping because that’s your favorite activity !!

- He splurged on you the other day, buying you any color of that Dior lip oil that you were obsessed with, it was worth it since he’d be the one taking it off your lips afterwards

- Jungkook enjoys watching you try on skimpy outfits for him, the shorter the skirt the better— don’t get him started on the way your hardened nipples peek out the fabric of your shirts…

- Likes to play dress up with you like you’re his personal doll

- He’ll put you in a pink lace slip dress one night and the next he’ll have you wear white see-through lingerie for him; that is only when you two are in private of course

- Frequently teaches you new things so you keep up to date with current news and other events, he knows you aren’t the brightest but you have a heart of gold and do your best to comprehend everything he tells you !

- When watching movies you often pause to ask questions about the film because you don’t get it

- Jungkook made you watch ‘Inception’ with him one time and it absolutely rotted your brain

- He enjoys explaining the movie to you in a babying way, dumbing it down for you to understand it as your mind is blown away by all the knowledge he drops on you

- Laughs at your inability to comprehend the plot and pats your head while teasing you

- “Awww, you poor little thing…can’t even understand the simple concept of a movie.”

- It really really really turns him on when you wear high heels, the higher the heels the higher the tent in his pants grew

- You wore the sexiest 6-inch stripper heels for him and he fucked you out completely while you had them on, he thinks he might have a heel fetish or something

- Absolutely adores your bright & bubbly personality !! Will praise you any time he hears you say something smart

- “Did you know that Sloths can hold their breath longer than Dolphins???” You would ask him randomly.

- “No I didn’t, but thanks for the fun fact babe. You sound so cute when you talk about things you’ve discovered.”

- “It was on the back of my Snapple cap, how cool is that?! See look!!”

- He will never not be impressed by your lack of awareness, you lived in your own little bubble and he wanted to shield you from all harm and scary things

- Is sooo completely obsessed with your body

- Your bouncy tits, your curvaceous hips, and your cute plump butt was the perfect sight to send the blood rushing to his cock

- Loves. To. Fuck. You. So. Dumb.

- Uses your hole like it’s a fleshlight and loves cumming inside you repeatedly

- Dumping all his cum into your little bimbo cunt was the only thing he needed in his life

- Often catches you drooling at him, when you do this he scoops it up with his finger and puts it back in your mouth

- His favorite part of sex with you is seeing your fucked out face

- The stare you give him while you deepthroat his cock was enough to make him combust

- “Look so pretty with my cock stuffed in your mouth, such a pretty little slut for me..”

- The way he would degrade you but praise you in the same breath confused you in many ways yet you enjoyed every minute of it

- Your makeup would be all smeared, mascara would be runny, the Dior lip gloss he bought you fully transferred to his cock now

- Can never choose between if he likes doggystyle or cowgirl more since both positions he gets to look at your assets with a nice view

- Lots of titty fucking, loves having your big round tits around his cock, making a mess all over your chest once you milk him clean

- He owns all your holes, he likes to use your tight little ass from time to time

- After lubing it up nice and gently, he would go to town on your ass just pounding into your fuck hole viciously

- “What a fucking whore you are, gonna keep fucking your tiny hole until I pump every last bit of my seed in you.”

- Turns him on so fucking much when you start babbling and unable to speak proper sentences

- You’d whimper and hiccup with frustration from the way his cock made you feel

- His love language will always be making you feel so low. So small compared to him that you don’t even feel worthy of his presence at times

- “Can’t stop drooling all over yourself? Already too dumb and fucked out to continue, hmm?? Oh never mind, you’re already dumb…just shut up and take daddy’s cock like the good little slut you are, you were made for taking cock anyway.”

[missmarveledsblog]

It's just pretend right? (Bucky barnes x Reader) part 9

Summary: Alexei learns his new child is not a morning person, Loki and Grandma butt heads, Tony and Kitty find she is not a one-trick pony, while Terror twin Emma does the unthinkable

Warnings: goofy Avengers crack mixed with some fluff and angst , written on my phone so might be some errors in grammer.

previous part

It’s honestly is like a cliché to say it started out as any other day... although it wasn’t, not really when she still had hydra wanting her to pump an army out super soldiers, she also was walking up to the man she been in love with since she met him all those years ago and now he was peppering her face with kiss with the smile on his face that could make a nun sin. What she didn’t account for was her bedroom door bursting open and her newly found birth father storming into the room .

“ What are your intentions with my daughter Barnes".

“ What the actual fuck man, out of my room" she almost snarled .

“ I don’t have to tell you my intentions with anyone Alexei “ Bucky chuckled the famous grumpy kitty morning coming to affect. Without warning she moved her hand to the side of bed feeling the hilt and the blade skimming the mans neck before hitting the door frame .

“ GET OUT” She yelled.

“ Ah yes! Good chat, use protection this one can get pregnant” was last fleeting words out of his mouth closing the door quickly only for another blade to stick in the door.

“Stupid midguardian we told you not to disturb Y/N “ loki laughed heading down the hall .

“ she nicked you” Nat looked over man with appraising eye before following after Loki .

As a shaken Alexei walked into the dinning room every one looking up at the man amused , Beth handing him a napkin for his neck .

“ Is she always … so violent in the morning?” he asked.

“ YES” everyone almost collectively deadpanned looking at the man.

“Only man to ever be able to wake her in a good mood was our grandfather and now Bucky “ Jesse chuckled.

“ honestly about time he made a move” tony rolled his eyes .

"She is so cute and violent “ Yelena smiled brightly.

“ You do realise she not a baby right ?” tony brows furrowed.

“ She is cute though” Wanda laughed.

" Not in the mornings she is frightful little thing" Loki winced Flashes of his own encounter coming to her mind .

“ Nah always... She is our baby sister" Yelena wrapped her arms around Izzy and jack both different reactions , Izzy liked Yelena thought she was badass in many ways, So did jack but he was also terrified of her .

Not wanting to leave her room or the bed because it meant not being in this bubble. The way she was laying down looking up at the man that made sense in the strange world she was thrown into. the peace in the storm that kept her anchored, that made her forget about all the revelations of her life ,of the sick and twisted plan of a monster wanting to hunt her down and everything in between and after . laying in Bucky Barnes arm was like a safe haven to forgot the twisted reality she was fought against .

“Penny for you thoughts there doll” Jesus Christ the rasp of this man voice could clear the core memories from her head and make her drooling idiot in one sentence.

“It's cute you think my thoughts would cost as much “ the pathetic attempt to compose herself must of worked making him laugh at the sentence .

“ I don't know who has more sarcasm you or stark” he shook his head leaning down to kiss her nose.

“She does it why i like her so much plus she smart speaking off my little brainy science bro, Breakfast now so we can get to work” the man himself stood at her bedroom door burst the little bubble of serenity making her pout and little whine slip her lips . “ I ain't leaving and I'll put my suit on till you run out of weapons” he called, making her sit up and glare at the man .

“ I quit “

“ You can't quit plus were family stuck with me ” he winked .

“ sentimental asshole” she groaned, only smiling when Bucky's hand was in hers, pulling her from the bed . They walked down the stairs to the dining room with her family and shield agents. Her mom , Izzy and Wanda cooking away to feed everyone , a long list of groceries on the table while Tony's black card sat on top .

“ So what's on the agenda today” she yawned .

“To get the vines out again see more of these powers to come out “ tony smirked as the room went quiet. “ Oh yeah, we totally went away from that didn't we?. She's got like vines and shit coming from her wrist like the web fluid he shoot but it comes out of her body" tony shrugged like it was nothing.

“ My daughter is not only a firefighter “ alexei beamed.

“ I wasn't a firefighter to begin with” she rolled her eyes as she was handed a cup of coffee.

“ She's like a bag of tricks “ Tony beamed . “With boxes of trauma and that's from this week alone"

“ You are a warrior little one “ Thor raised his poptart . “ a goddess “ he added.

“ Minor goddess, Don't give her big head “ loki rolled his eyes only for him to flinch .

“ There is only one god and that is our lord, “ her grandmother glared.

“ I am a god you …. OWW “ he yelped.

“ You are not our lord,” she snapped .

“ I Am you crazy mortal … madam stop pinching me “ loki winced .

“ brother respect the elder” thor frowned.

“ SHE IS DEMENTED” Loki yelled as everyone snickered handing money over to kitty. “ You little minx “ he huffed.

“ Hey blasphemy is not welcome in our household “ she snorted .

“ OK...that was amazing your funeral is on me lady “ Tony chuckled at everyone's head snapped to him ,even Alexei looked shocked . “ What...oh get over it” he shook his head .

“ That woman's gonna outlive us all “ kitty's father whispered .

She sat in the jet little patches all over her skin connecting her to the computer. her vitals on one screen , blood pressure and heartbeat all to the side and while on the other side was a little wavelength of her brain . This was nothing new Tony had done before when he wanted to gauge the strength of her ‘gift . But now it was gifts, The side of her that he wanted to analyse it, the science bro part of her wanted to investigate it all .Then there was the other part of her nervous in various different ways . What if she couldn't do it , What if she did do it and could not control it , if she hurt one of her friends, Her family.

“ Kid relax” Tony's hand on her shoulder , one of the rare moments of his comforting touch that wasn't filled with sarcasm , it was just a sincere comforting tone .

“What if i let everyone down or someone gets hurt” that raw concern ,that fear as she looked up .

“Not gonna happen kiddo, It not in you to hurt and if you do it's in defense or to protect...the morning time, now if this is too much we can do it another time ok no pressure” he patted her hand , holding it for a minute .

“I can do it , I can this” the small smile on her lips.

“ Ok but just tell me if it gets too much, Let me know” tony headed to the computer . “Now deep breathe, feel that feeling you did that night “ he called.

Closing her eyes , She let that night come to her mind. That feeling of protecting her friend , the feeling of near entrapment . That surge of power coming throughout her body.

“Holy shit” That phrase had her eyes opening and widened as she looked around the now frost covered jet , thick icicles that held to the ceiling, Tony in his ironman suit .

“ DI-Did I do that ?” she gasped standing pulling the wires off of her . the computer screen looked no short of breaking with the pressure of the frost and ice in every crevice.

“I think we can take a break now” Tony winced as he stood . “ Mind melting us out?”.

The familiar warmth coming over as she directed it to the door now water spilling to the floor. Pushing the door open she crouch her hand hovering over the water in curiosity like nature only for it to move , like it was following her every move that made her raise the palm making the water rise with it . She turned to see tony face filled with the same shock as she had .

“ Well that's … interesting?” his suit disappeared as his hand swiped through the water she seemingly held in mid air .

It was ridiculous her family was in danger because of the family pet freak. Being basically trapped into a house. she was fed up and honestly over it all .What was worse, the freak had her family wrapped around her fingers . Nah Emma was done she needed to sort this , she needed to get out of this house . So with the fakest sincerity in her voice she offered to go to the store . Now she was picking up food waiting for a moment to make her escape, The plan deep in her head. Least it even meant if she was able to do this properly she could even get her hands on Bucky, show him what it meant to be with a woman of standard . One that would improve his image and popularity. The perfect opportunity hit when the agents were looking on the list checking and making sure they got what was needed so far. Sneaking out of the store , she made her way down the street. Running as fast as she could hiding in alleyways . The van pulled up as she ran and hid behind the dumpster, not that it helped when she was staring up at the barrel of a gun , the logo she's seen before . Instead of being afraid she smiled , smiled widely and bright like all of her prayers were answered.

“ Finally, ok put that down” she stood taking them by surprise. “ I can help you get her” she smirked.

“ And we should believe you, why ?” a man stood forward.

“ Because I want her gone”

“ Fine, bring her to the boss” .

She, along with Bruce and Tony, stood around the computer in the makeshift lab . three grown adults like kids on Christmas as they reported the findings, once the shock of it all wore off of course . animatedly tony narrated the video of her freezing the inside of the jet before she... well broke it all and the video went blank . It was mesmerising seeing herself, her eyes closed and the ice glimmering till it was almost a blast , even how fast tony got into his suit made them laugh. Then one by one everyone came and looked at the video , all in amazement looking at the screen then she showed them her with the water , how she controlled it. How she manipulated and made the liquid bend and move to her will .

“You are a surprising little one aren't you ?” Loki praised , a praise in his manner.

“ Thanks mischief , it's so strange though, like what the hell did they do to me or would I always of been this way” she mused . “ I mean I know I have to train these new gifts but are they dangerous to me or will they benefit us” she yawned, feeling overly tired at the new strain on her body , the exhaustion finally hitting her.

“Hey kitty nap time, go kid we can continue this when your awake” Nat rubbed her shoulders , all concerned eyes on her before she could tell them she was fine she was over Bucky's shoulder a tired “ ok fine” coming from her lips . He could sense her almost limp when he lifted her of his shoulder he laughed when he saw she was already asleep .Lifting the blanket over as she nuzzled into the warmth living up to the nickname. Adorable and beautiful all at once, surprising himself to feel that love for her grow even more . A kiss on her cheek , he reluctantly headed out of the room to let her get much needed rest.

She wasn't scared, maybe she should have been, but desperation wouldn't allow her to feel this way. This could solve all of her problems, get her what she wants. The main obstacle that was in her way and source of all of her problems was kitty. With kitty gone , well it meant getting the man she wanted, that in turn meant doors opening , opportunities arising . This fucked up mentality , the way she thought this would get her what she wanted and the only reason she didn't get this was her adopted cousin , who she didn't even see as family or deserving of it all . Emma complained about the hood on her head , making the hydra agents roll their eyes and even regret getting this chick . The boss told them not to bring harm to her even though they wanted to gag her, but an order was an order so they listened and led her to the base . Hood on her head she was brought to a mysterious building , down what she guessed was a hallway . She was brought into an office of sorts and sat in a chair and finally the stinking hood taken off . The room was dimmed . the darker side of the room she could see the outline of a man. He looked big , looked muscular almost her type squinting to try make out a face .

“ So you said you can help?” the rough rasp of a voice spoke up .

“I can, I can get her to come to you" Emma beamed .

“Why should I believe you, I mean what if this is a trap , what's stopping me from my agents blowing your brains out now” he laughed .

“Let's be real you guys are desperate and without my help your gonna get nowhere” she scoffed, rolling her eyes again making heads tilt and thought wondering if this chick understood where or who she was with .

“How do propose your plan” he asked .

“ Depends on what it gets me can you assure me she wont be found again ?" Emma looked at her nail before looking to the dark figure.

“ you'll never see her again i assure you , now tell me your plan” his voice tensed up like he was losing his patience.

“ Ok Mr…?”

“Rumlow , Brock Rumlow” he leaned forward a devilish grin on the heavily scarred face .

“ Well Rumlow, here's how we do it” she held her hand out he took it shaking, listening intently to the plan. A crooked smile taking over his features and his eyes light up.

“ You're a twisted little thing we could use a woman like you” he laughed, shaking his head already tasting the victory .

“ Hey if I cant model, I'll keep your business card” she rolled her eyes .

“Let get it done my evil new friend” Brock Rumlow stood handing her his phone watching in amusement at the Oscar worthy performance. from the fake despair to even the fact sniffle and fear . to the fumbling of the phone and bang on the table . taking paper and pen she wrote out a response handing the phone to an agent to read it out as she shouted help. When the agent held out the phone putting it speaker . This was amazing , the agreement and then the hanging up . now what Emma failed to see was that hydra only looked out for hydra.

“ Take her to a cell” he clicked his finger making her expression fall .

“Wait no...no I'm helping you “ she protested trying to free from the grip.

“ And you did, we'll find something else for you my dear “ he laughed as she yelled , kick and thrashed all the way out of the room and down the hall .

“ Shame she had potential, but she annoying as fuck” he chuckled watching the monitor , watching and waiting, smiling knowing everything was finally turning his way . “ Hail hydra “ .

next part

Taglist : @vicmc624 @babble28 @scott-loki-barnes @ozwriterchick @cjand10 @et-mberg

A.n: so sorry i have not updated this series in so long , been busy and was sick then my laptop broke but will make frequent update least once a week , thank you for your patience and for reading this series , just let me know if anyone would be like to be added to taglist ♥️

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Just that one time you thought it would be fun to poke the bear aka your beloved husband Tony Stark by sending him very dirty, naughty texts the entire day as he was busy trying to focus on the board meeting but god dammit you were clearly persistent on getting him lose his shit....

Before leaving for work he promised you to be back soon as you were a little bit cranky it was Sunday you planned a perfect romantic day for you both to spend, but his damn Stark industries team can't seem to function or able to make choices without your genius husband's opinion, so obviously you agreed to him to wait for him to get back and make up to you but oh lord he was so FUCKING wrong as you just decided to ensure he suffered for missing on you with all the naughty pictures you sent him with you wearing your black victoria secret lingerie which hugged your body like a second skin making your curves and clevage to pop out in the most best and sinful way possible....

As that much wasn't enough you sent him a video of you showering rubbing the soap in all the right places and arching your back as your rinse your hairs under the shower head...as the video reached to Tony he was trying to hold back the groan in his throat which was threatening to roll out of his mouth...

But you weren't done just yet as you laid with nothing on your self naked,down on your King size bed in your shared bedroom legs splayed wide open as you started recoding as you lazily ran your index finger up and down your folds and showing off your glistening pussy's view, you just kept teasing your self biting your lower lip and bucking up my hips for some friction and send him the video ....As soon as Tony saw it he nearly chocked on the air and before he could recover from your devine self and the video you sent another notification came with you hitting him with your neuclear weapon "Tell the world your wife died miserably, from being severely touch starved" you texted him the message and bam that was it , it was the end of everything he quickly told JARVIS to cancel his schedule he has some very serious emergency in his hands as he rushed towards his car to drive back home to his wife who finally did it pushing him enough to make him come running back to her

As for today Tony wasn't a man oh lord no he was a man on mission he drove as fast as he can and quickly parked his car and stumbling through the garage to enter the house losing his tie as you were just seating innocently on the couch in living room watching TV as if you literally didn't just made him feral for you for past few hours as he just marched towards her wrapping his arms around your waist no greetings no formalities he just throw you on his shoulder walking upstairs to your master bedroom as you squealed squirming "ahh.. my God Tony put me down " you said but can't stop grinning proudly for getting what you wanted "oh sweetheart you better don't have any plans for tomorrow cuz I'm gonna worship you like a goddess you are and gonna fuck you nicely like a brat you are dear" he purred softly as he entered the bedroom seating at the edge of the bed and bending you over his lap, as he brought your hands back and tied your wrist snuggly with his tie behind your back and pulling down shorts and panties throwing them somewhere in the room as he swatted your bubble butt few times making you squirm and gasp biting your lower lip for letting out the whimper "where's all now the naughtiness sweetheart " he asked softly squeezing your butt as he ran his index finger on your wet fold of your pussy making you whimper and grind your hips as he slowly entered his middle and index finger inside your sweet wet pussy moving them slowly in and out teasing you enough to make you whimper and sob softly needing more "Tony please m'sorry" you mumbled softly inbetween your hiccups as you turned your head to look at him over your shoulder with your glossy eyes and trembling lips as without needing to tell more he quickly untied your wrist.....

He picked you up and laid you down on your back on the bed and hold your hand's above your head and tied them to the headboard of the bed with his tie and ripped off your oversized tshirt and panties throwing them somewhere in the room and spreading open your legs to get the beautiful view of your glistening folds as he dived into your pussy like a hungry man his hands laying on your thighs to keep them open from him to eat you out like you were his last meal making your back arch and making your see star's "um....are you still touch starved my love " he mumbled his voice a bit husky making him even sexier as he slowly pulled up his head to look at your face as you were just shaking and out of breath to speak from all the moaning he pulled out of you as he just smirked extremely happy with himself to get you what you wanted as he just threw your legs over his shoulder diving back his face in your pussy and moving his tounge even deeper to hit the right spots as you cried out his name like a prayer as you came all over his mouth only for him to lick you clean and didn't seem stopping as he just kept eating you out .....

Oh yes it was just the beginning he was definitely going to make sure you are not able to walk tomorrow but to be honest you won't have it in any other way.

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Thankyou:)

[3cremepie3]

SAVANACLAW ROOK + LEONA TAG TEAMING READER TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE EM CUM FIRST

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Synopsis - Savannaclaw!Rook and Leona’s heated debate finally comes to an end when they see you alone after practice! Leona and Rook x gn (afab) reader

Warnings - mentions of primal/prey kink, semi public sex, threesome

A/n - when I saw Savannaclaw Rooks card (not sure if it’s real) I literally moaned thank you for requesting this!! Sorry it was so short I was having trouble coming up with ideas 💗.

“Ahh.” You sighed slipping in the naturally warm water. Your butt hit the mysterious stone underneath you and you sat listening to the bubbling of the waves. This was a stark contrast from earlier in the day. You were permitted to attend the bustling spell drive practice.

Vargas had sealed the fate of your “gym classes” as this last month ago and you hated it. Sweaty loud loud-mouthed losers that all wanted to be the best were the only members that consisted of the team. And there was Leona their leader who was actually the best and seemed to have something personally against you.

Not to mention the huntsman who was obsessed with keeping an eye on the team. Even though he nor you were a member. You allowed your naked body to untense as you dunked underneath the water. You probably weren’t supposed to but who cares? You stayed there opening your eyes to the huntsman himself.

You immediately jumped out of the water at the sight of him. “What the absolute fuck you perverted freak,” you shirked. “No need for name-calling I just didn’t want to embarrass you. Remember Y/n nakedness is nothing to be ashamed of. As a huntsman I’ve seen all types of bodies no worries,” he smiled. You backed away in a corner bumping into something or someone.

“Don’t scream you’ve already done enough of that,” Leona groaned. “Why are y’all in here,” you questioned. Your hands went to cover any bit of your exposed body. “How long have you guys even been here I can’t believe I didn’t see you!”

“Enough with the questions this is our swimming hole,” Leona declared. “Yeah we come here regularly to hunt,” said the huntsman himself. “I don’t even want to know what that means,” you grumbled. “Well my bet was right Leona you owe me now don’t you,” he smirked. “What bet,” you asked.

“That you would come to the hot spring again. We’ve been tracking your movements for a couple of days now,” Leona confessed. “For what purpose,” you gasped. “Well me and Rook have been in a competition. We want to prove whether a lion or a huntsman would defeat their prey first.”

“Oui oui now obviously it’s a huntsman! But our results have proven to be inconclusive so far,” Rook frowned. “We haven’t been able to catch much valuable prey but things change with time. Which is something lions don’t seem to understand.” While Rook was talking Leona drew closer to you until his hand touched your shoulder.

You shivered due to the cold air hitting your back. “Don’t worry herbivore we would never hurt you.” Yes, mon amour we just want to see who can bring you the most pleasure. Who could make you explode until the only thing you can do is cry out our names? After all, you are one of the most beautiful creatures on this planet and you deserve to be cherished for the rest of eternity.”

“Stop all that rambling so we can hear them answer,” Leona yelled. They both shut up awaiting your answer. You thought a lot about it although they annoyed your core they were attractive. They were also incredibly skilled athletes with nice bodies. And although their personality lacked substance a hookup wouldn’t hurt you.

They wouldn’t go too far, right? Well, they weren’t exactly the most trusting either. “Hey!” You’ve been zoned out for a couple of minutes now. Aren’t cha’ gonna answer us?” Fine I agree but don’t hurt me,” you huffed. “Of course beauté.” Leona’s hand snaked around your waist and pushed your body into his.

You could feel his already hard erection on your back and you shook at the size. “Don’t worry I’ll make it fit.” His size is quite a lot huh? Well, what do you think of mine?” Rook pulled his cock out of the swim shorts he was wearing revealing a size about the same as Leona. “Not too bad for a human,” Leona muttered.

Your legs closed tightly together to cover your quivering hole. “Come on don’t get too shy now. Yes, we love every part of you let us see you.” Even though they spoke kindly of you shyness still forced you in the same position. “Fine then.”

“Rook lift with me okay.” Yes, Roi des Lions.” Before you knew it you were on Leona’s shoulders. His face faced your heat and Rook went directly underneath you leaving no room for exposure. You held onto the top of their heads maintaining your balance as they worked at your folds.

"Oh my god," you moaned. It felt so good already and they had just started. You bit your lip trying to contain your voice. They must've noticed your change in volume because they quickly broke apart from you. "Come on herbivore how are we supposed to know who's winning if you won't make a sound?"

"Let us hear that sweet voice, Trickster." Fine but I'm only doing it so I can feel good again," you huffed. You opened your hips wider allowing back in. You could feel yourself dripping at the sinful acts going on between your legs. And you could hear it all the slurps and groans had your eyes crossing.

Their tounges clashed regularly fighting for a spot towards your clit. You could tell the difference between the two as Leonas was textured due to him being a beastman. He never stopped his antics on your bundle of nerves. While Rook although still rough around the edges like Leona went to explore your body.

He kissed along your thighs and towards your fluttering hole which welcomed his tongue inside of you. He caught the many juices you began to leak without missing a drop. Leona purred as you grabbed his hair pulling him closer to you. While Rook snickered as his nose poked at your insides.

If you weren't so fucked out on pleasure you would've realized just how humiliating you were being. You were getting eaten out by two of your teammates in a hot spring. Granted that hotspring was far out from the dorm anyone could see you at any moment.

And instead of being frightened, you were turned on. After all, you weren't the only one risking your reputation. Leona a housewarden was now feasting on your puffy overstimulated clit. And Rook his dormmate who's always accused of being a pervert would be proving others right.

That's why you weren't afraid of pushing them past their limits as you came. Their hands came to support your now limp body as you spasmed. Before you knew it you were dropped back into the welcoming hotspring water. They sandwiched you and you used their bodies as support as your legs were weak.

"So mon amour was it the patient huntsman who won? Or was it the bold Lion that made you cum first," Rook scoffed. Your eyes pointed towards the sky not wanting to meet there's. Hmm, I don't know since both of you went for me at the same time. I think we'll have to do that over."

[fanfictiongirlie]

Marvel: Honey, Superheroes Don't Exist Where I Come From - Chapter One

Parings: Unsure x First Person Reader

Description: Y/N wakes up, and Bruce Banner is standing there, but wait, he is from a movie.. She falls into the universe of Marvel, and needs to work out how to get home.. but does she wanna go home?

Rating: Unrated for the moment.

Warnings: Swearing, Alternate Universes - Everyone lives, Maybe eventual smut?

Words: Currently 2,248

Okay, so this is a fic I started writing in 2020. And I wrote three chapters for it, and that's it, I lost interest, but I don't wanna lost interest in things I write. So I thought I'd post it, see what people think, and maybe get some motivation to continue writing it. It's a weird idea, and I'm not sure if I want my main character to end with Loki or Bucky. (Maybe I could do a poll) Also, maybe I could challenge myself and write for a different character. Like Thor or something. I just don't know. I think this is such a cool idea for a fic, and I'm just stumped xD

Darkness. 

That's all I could see, nothing but black nothingness. It felt like hours, days maybe. But I could only see the darkness, but with each passing moment, I heard voices, they became clearer each time I heard them. 

I couldn't open my eyes, it was too hard, something was stopping me.

"When will she wake up?" I suddenly heard, I felt my heart stop, where was I? I couldn't remember the last thing that happened to me, I could be anywhere...

I thought I recognised the voices, maybe, I wasn't sure. 

"I think I've got it!" I heard a man yell excitedly. 

I felt something flutter inside of me, and it was almost like the strength flowed through my veins. 

Slowly I opened my eyes, only to be met with fluorescent lights, I swiftly closed my eyes again. 

"Sorry, I've turned the lights down, please open your eyes again" I heard a voice. 

I tried opening my eyes again, the lights had been shut off, the room was lit by a lamp next to the bed I was on. 

I slowly sat up, flinching when I felt a hand on my back helping me up. I looked around the room, still allowing my eyes to adjust. The room looked like a mix of a hospital and a laboratory. 

I felt so confused, I turned to look at the person who had I helped me up. 

"What the fuck?" I muttered, it couldn't be.. I obviously died right? Or I was still asleep. 

"Hello, I'm Dr Banner" He smiled at me. 

"What the hell is happening here?" I ask in a panic, trying to raise my voice, but it came out more like a raspy squeak. 

"We were hoping you could tell us that" Another voice spoke, I looked round to see Tony Stark. 

"I'm still dreaming, aren't I?" I muttered, Of course I was, how else could I explain this? 

"Can you remember your name?" Dr Banner asked. 

"Y/N" 

"Okay y/n, I know this must be confusing, but a month ago, something happened" Dr Banner explained slowly to me "To put it bluntly and in non scientific terms, you fell out of the sky, you fell from nothingness" 

I listened to him, carefully, I couldn't remember this happening, it sounded impossible, but then again, I was sitting in front of the Hulk and Iron Man... 

"Luckily, I caught you" Tony piped in "You've been under our care since"

"This can't be happening" I mutter, I started to feel more panic bubbling inside of me, the machine next to my bed, started to beep faster and louder. 

"Try to calm down Y/N" Dr Banner said with a soft smile. 

"You aren't real" I suddenly yell. 

They both looked as confused as I felt now. 

"Obviously we are real, I can't find anything on you, it's like you don't exist" Tony explained. 

"I don't exist here" I said taking a deep breath "I live in a world, where you are both from comics and movies" I felt stupid saying it. 

They turned to one another, and started to talk in science terms I didn't understand.. 

"Strange said it was possible, other realities" Dr Banner explained. 

"Doctor Strange?" I butt it, they nodded and looked more confused. 

"How did you know that?" Tony asked. 

"The same way I know you're Iron Man, the same way I know you turn into a big green thing when you're angry, except you're always angry because that's what you told Captain America aka, Steve in the first Avengers Movie!" I ramble in a panic, this couldn't be happening. 

"Can someone please explain what's happening please?" I ask, feeling my eyes to start water.. 

"We think you came from a different reality, we'll have to do more research, but it seems the most likely" Dr Banner explained. 

"How do I get home?" I asked, I tried to remember home, but everything was fuzzy. 

"I will get started on that, I'll have contact Dr Strange" Dr Banner spoke so quickly, and then he rushed off frantically. 

"What am I going to do?" I whisper, looking at Tony, the tears were flowing down my cheeks now. 

"Well you can stay here, you can wander the facilities, and I'll even set you up with a temporary room until we can send you home" Tony explained. 

"Where is here exactly?" I asked. 

"The Avengers Compound, stay here, I'll send Nat in with some clothes, can't have you wandering in just a hospital gown" He smiled, and left the room.

Leaving me to my thoughts, this couldn't be possible. 

Magic, superheroes, villains, they just don't exist.. 

[fanficshiddles]

Warming Up, One Shot

Thank you for the prompt: crimson25 submitted:

So Loki and the reader are just pillow talking and she asks him if there's anything he misses from Asgard and after thinking about it he says he misses the big bathtub in his old room. He tells her there was nothing better than coming back after a long day to a hot bath and a glass of wine, the smell of the bath oils in the air to help relax him. Maybe a good book or a lovely lady. Sadly in the towers, there's only showers. Well when Loki goes on a long mission (like 3 weeks) the reader has an idea. When Loki finally comes home to find the reader in a giant bathtub (with a shower attachment) filled with bath bombs that smells like the ones from Asgard, two glasses of wine and some food. She asked him if he would like to join her

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You and Loki were lying in bed one morning, taking advantage of having a long lie together before he had to go off on a mission with the team later. You were dreading him leaving, as it was going to be for quite a while. You always missed him when he left for missions, more so on longer ones.

‘There must be something you miss about Asgard. It can’t have been all bad, surely?’ You asked him as you snuggled further into his arms.

Loki tightened his arms around you and squeezed tightly. ‘You’re determined to see some good in that place, aren’t you?’ He grumbled.

‘Come on, Loki. Anything at all that you miss?’ You said as your face was a bit squished against his chest. Not that you minded one bit, he smelled so good.

‘You are so unrelenting and stubborn sometimes.’ Loki growled playfully as he tickled your sides, making you squirm and laugh in his grasp.

‘I’ve been spending too much time with you!’ You laughed.

He stopped his attack and cupped your cheek, looking into your eyes. ‘Hmm, indeed.’ He chuckled and kissed you gently on the lips.

‘I suppose, there is one thing I miss about Asgard.’ He hummed after a moment of pondering.

‘And that is…’ You asked eagerly.

‘I miss my large bathtub. While the shower here is good, there’s nothing better than having a hot soak in a tub, glass of wine and some nibbles. Perhaps a good book to read, or a lovely lady to join me.’ He smirked when you elbowed him. ‘What? Can’t help it if I’ve always been a ladies’ man.’ He winked at you. ‘As I was saying, that’s probably what I miss about Asgard. I don’t get why Stark doesn’t have any baths here, I’m sure everyone would enjoy being able to have a nice soak after missions for the tired muscles.’

‘Yeah, that’s a pretty good point.’ You hummed. ‘I knew there would be something that you missed about Asgard.’

‘The only thing.’ He chuckled.

-

Loki was a bit weary when he finally returned back to the towers after being away for weeks with a few of the team. His body ached and he had missed you greatly. He couldn’t wait to hug you, shower with you, and then collapse into bed with you to relax.

But as he entered your shared room, he was shocked at what he found.

In the corner of the room, there was a very spacious circular bathtub, not far off being like a hot tub, there was a small table at the side with wine and some snacks. But the main thing he eyed up, was the fact you were in it, surrounded by bubbles and your legs were draped over the side in a seductive manner.

‘Oh, hey, you’re back!’ You said with a grin at him. You wanted nothing more than to jump out of the bath and run to him for a hug, but you decided to bide your time and remained in the water.

‘What… How…’ Loki stared at you in astonishment.

‘We have Clint to thank, he helped me get this set up. Using Tony’s card, of course.’ You grinned at him. ‘I figured you’d need something to relax you after such a long mission.’

‘How nice of you, including a lovely lady in the bath too.’ Loki purred.

You snapped, you couldn’t hold back any longer. You just wanted to be back in his arms. So you scrambled, very ungracefully, out of the bath and ran across the middle of the room, butt naked and dripping wet over to Loki. He chuckled as you threw yourself at him into his arms, he caught you of course and lifted you up as you wrapped your legs around him and kissed him deeply.

‘Screw trying to be seductive, I’ve missed you so much.’ You whispered over his lips.

‘Ohhh I don’t know, a naked wet girl running into my arms is pretty seductive, I’d say.’ Loki grinned and kissed you again as you blushed.

He slid a hand down to your ass and gave a cheeky squeeze then carried you over to the tub. He gently placed you down to your feet and you climbed back in as he had his armour vanish. You always admired his body, lean and muscular but not over the top, so it wasn’t like you were hugging a hard statue all the time. He was just perfect.

‘I can’t believe you did all this for me, darling.’ Loki, certainly not lacking grace, climbed into the tub with you. He let out a big groan as he sank down into the hot water and bubbles, instantly relaxing all of his muscles.

You couldn’t stop the big smile spreading across your face, it made you so happy to make Loki happy. You grabbed a glass of wine and handed it to him, then you picked up some grapes and started feeding him as you settled in his lap.

‘You’re spoiling me, love.’

‘I could do more than that for you, if you want.’ You wiggled on top of him suggestively, feeling him harden against you.

‘Oh, you certainly could.’ Loki slid his free hand down your side as you straddled over him more and draped your arms around his neck.

You reached down under the water and took hold of his cock, giving him a few strokes before then aiming him at your cunt and slowly sinking down onto him. You both moaned loudly as he slowly made his way into you. Once you were fully down on him, you took a few deep breaths and then was about to move but he growled at you.

‘No, no. Just, stay still, be my good girl.’

Your body clenched a little in delight at his words, being called good girl always got you excited. Not that you weren’t already excited enough.

On one hand, you loved cockwarming him as it always felt nice and intimate and so good having him inside you for so long. But on the other hand, you hated it. It was always so torturous, Loki had incredible stamina and was the King of teasing.

You whimpered and pressed your face against his neck, nibbling softly against him to try and get him to do more. He just chuckled and lightly trailed his fingers up and down your spine, causing goosebumps to rise even in the hot water.

Loki sipped his wine casually, even as you tried squeezing around him a few times, he still didn’t falter.

You leaned back ever so slightly so you could grab some cheese, hand feeding him again and having some for yourself, too. Trying to distract yourself. Loki nibbled on your fingers when you fed him the cheese, and you swore you could feel him twitching inside you. Probably on purpose.

‘So… is this… better than on Asgard?’ You asked as you tried to settle, your face in against his neck again.

‘Oh, it’s much better. Especially with the lovely little cockwarmer it comes with.’ He chuckled darkly into your ear and thrust up just the once, making you mewl against him. Then he tightened an arm around your middle to keep you from moving.

‘Oh god… You’re so mean.’ You whined.

‘I may be exhausted, but that only means I could just sit here for ages. With you keeping me nice and cosy the entire time.’ He chuckled again and gave your ass a few gentle pats.

And when he said ages, you knew he really did mean ages. You were starting to wonder whether getting him the bathtub really was a good idea or not…  

[mostly-marvel-musings]

As someone who loves Tony's big bubble butt, I can't thank you enough for letting us play with Tony's ass in your stories 😌🤭

You’re very welcome!! His ass has a separate fan base, I know. Need to include more of that in my stories, huh?

Thank you anon for reading.

[supercap2319]

Tony sees the bite mark on peters ass.

Tony wasn't staring at the kid, but when he bent over to pick his pants up after a nice workout and shower, Tony saw his underwear hick up and exposed his tender flesh and that's when he saw the red mark on his ass.

The billionaire playboy immediately pulled Peter's underwear down, exposing his peachy ass. Peter gasped and surprise. He wasn't expecting that. "Mr. Stark! What are you doing?"

"Don't take that tone with me, Underoos. Who's been biting your bubble butt, huh?"

Peter blushed. "No one, sir."

Tony brushed a finger over his bite mark as Peter moaned softly. "Don't lie to me, kid. Who did this?" Tony growled.

Peter didn't want to be a snitch, but he didn't want to lie to his mentor either. He let out another moan as Tony dug his nails into his bite mark on his ass. "Y/N! Oh my God! It was Y/N."

"Y/N, huh? He and I are going to have words."

[highstakeweights]

She's not hear to gamble or to make huge wagers, nor does she really want to end up in any kind of trouble, but so many people keep recommending she comes here for some strange reason.

...

And she's not more than ten feet past the door before it starts to dawn on her why.

"A-Ah..."

All in all, ten feet is pretty generous. The sheer size of the entrance probably should have sounded some sort of alarm bells in her head, but Coco was probably just grateful she didn't have to sidestep inside. Aside from decor so needlessly decadent that just a single diamond from the many chandeliers was worth more than the librarian could fathom... The place was filled to the brim with fatties. Barely even a foot in the door, and Coco could see all manner of massive men and women either waddling about the lobby, or being doted on by equally obese bunny girls and boys. As the large lass made her way further inside she was given a passing nod and smile by a hostess type who was practically bursting out of her booth. Not long after making it onto the wide open entrance floor of The Blue Heron, Coco would feel herself bump into something soft. Really really soft. Looking down over the curve of her breasts, Coco would see she collided belly first into one of the biggest butts she'd ever seen. Each doughy cheek practically a yoga ball, the bulging booty was still wobbling a few seconds after impact. Trying to see who such a massive ass belonged to was an easy task, as the innocent looking tiny blonde wider than she was tall smiled up at the taller woman.

"Hi there miss~! I don't think I've seen you around before. Is this perhaps your first time at The Blue Heron?" Her tone was bubbly and infectiously sweet, a cherubic fat face holding the most angelic smile, all in stark contrast to her outfit and actions. She wore a pair of bunny ears, and practically nothing else other than the fishnet stockings, bunny shaped pasties, and a much too small piece of fabric wrapping around her doughy hip. In front of her, an equally short yet enormous bunny boy, flab starting to tear his outfit in all the right places. He cradled his gut, looking painfully full, eyes almost glazed over in a food induced haze. "What can this chubby bunny do to make your stay enjoyable~?"

[qveerthe0ry]

Hi there!

Joel brought you into the fandom, but is he still your favorite? Have any other characters stolen your heart?

Ahhhh omg I love this question!!

It’s so hard to choose a favorite… They’re all so different and lovely in their own unique way… so I will say that it’s a three-way tie and give in-depth answers as to why 😂

Joel is definitely still a favorite. I am madly in love with the way he becomes so vulnerable, something he clearly promised himself he’d never be again. It’s so endearing and also heartbreaking, the way he tries so hard not to love Ellie because of the hurt that was caused by loving his own daughter, only to end up mass-murdering for her and comparing Ellie to Sarah at the end of the season. It’s so easy to fall in love with him, little by little, as you watch him open up in increments. From the reluctant worry over Ellie, to the way he stays up all night guarding her sleeping bag because she’s scared, to the FINALLY laughing at her jokes, to the ‘do you trust me?,’ the stables scene and ‘you deserve a choice,’ the way he tells her to leave him for dead, the babygirl scene that directly mirrors Sarah’s death scene, all the way to trying to cheer her up with Chef-Boyardee and Boggle and promises of guitar lessons and ‘it wasn’t time that did it.’ All of these little moments just made my heart grow so so big for this character. There is also something so sexy about a guy who is a tough nut to crack, only to find that his center is sweet and gooey and decadent. And then he’s also such a dilf and the GRAYS are just 😍

Second, and this one surprises me, is Frankie Morales. I will preface this by saying I am way more enamored by fanfic Frankie than the actual movie character. TF isn’t my favorite type of movie, and we get so little of Frankie in it, so I’m very self-aware of the fact that fics and fandom head-canons have overtaken my judgement. BUT. Because we get so little of him, it’s very easy to mold him into what we want, which is so fun when it comes to writing. We know canon Frankie is the most reserved of the bunch, and that he is a family man, and he’s very level-headed. But what flavor of reserved is he? Aloof, brooding, and dark? Love it. Shy, hesitant, and sad? Also love it. I love that the fandom has all agreed that he is the pussy eating king, a golden retriever boyfriend, and also fairly commonly bisexual/pansexual. Also, he is so CUTE. His little curls under his little hat, and his tiny little butt, and his patchy beard, and his puppy dog eyes. Textbook definition of boyishly handsome, which is so different from most Pedro characters’ looks.

Third is the disaster bisexual himself, Dieter Bravo. Listen. It took me like four times to finally watch The Bubble all the way through. What a nightmare. But I really do think Dieter is the shining star of that movie. He has a little bit of those Joel vibes. At the beginning he’s this cocky, Tony Stark-esque character, mysterious and full of himself. But he very quickly dissolved into this sad little guy on drugs, which is just a great brand honestly. I do have the same fanfic-tinted lenses for him as Frankie, but honestly this man is so unhinged that I’m pretty sure every Dieter fic I’ve ever read is in-character and could totally be canon. I love that he is so reckless but also such a sweetheart at the core, ie: crying over a baby goat and falling in love with a receptionists because she’s like the first person to actually treat him with kindness. Also as someone who’s non-binary/gender-fluid, I really dig the ‘I’ll sleep with anyone’ vibes. He seems like the most attainable Pedro character in that regard 😂

Honorable mentions because I’m insufferable: Din Djarin for kind of the same reason as Joel, but also being so fucking funny without even trying just because of The Way That He Is

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Marcus Pike because I just love a good sweet angel boyfriend 😌

Thank you thank you thank you for this ask 🫶🏻💕💖🥰 I had fun coming up with my extremely convoluted answer lol

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GRAAAHHHH anyways I got more

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OC ask list here!

🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?

Uhh.... well, I know how to cook enough to survive. Grim often says my cooking's pretty bland, though.

Azul-kun actually is teaching me how to cook better meals... I just hope I won't burn the kitchen up;;

Baking is much too finicky for me. I don't like it.

👻 - spoilers for the last part of the Al'ab Nariya fic, but when Yuu tries to teach himself how to cook better dishes to spite/impress Azul, he almost burns Ramshackle's kitchen doen because he forgot he had some meat in the oven...

😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge?

I'd like to think I'm open-minded. I just like hoing with the flow. I do really like learning new things, though. Especially when everything in Twisted Wonderland is so fascinating...

Like, if Azul-kun and the Leech twins are from the deep sea, how do their bodies regulate the ocean pressure and the stark changes from going back and forth between different cities at different depth levels? What kinds of internal organs do they have for that? Is it just magic? Or is simply water pressure different in this world, meaning there are discrepancies on my and their world's laws of physics?

I once told Azul-kun about the blobfish and he was kind of terrified about it .... ww

👻-Yes and no. Yuu is open-minded in the sense that he doesn't judge anyone by appearances or their background, but he also hates being told what to do and can be very spiteful at times. It's no wonder him and his grandad butt heads so often since they're both stubborn as mules HAHA. Yuu also has a bit of a superiority complex due to being a genius and it is painful for him to admit he's wrong.

As for inquisitiveness, the question answers itself after Yuu's little rant lol. Yuu's mind needs to be constantly stimulated, which means he is absolutely starving for any and all knowledge. He loves listening to people talk about their interests partly because it helps him expand his internal list of topics to learn about. He's a huge nerd at heart lol

😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?

I guess if I return home from Twisted Wonderland I'd be taking over the family business, huh....

I... never really thought about that.

I'd just like to live an uneventful life.

[hunting-songs]

Fashion & Appearance Stats. BOLD what applies to your muse.

 BODY long legs / short legs / average legs / slender thighs / thick thighs / muscular thighs / skinny arms / soft arms / muscular arms / toned stomach / flat stomach / flabby stomach / soft stomach / six pack / beer belly / lean frame / muscular frame / voluptuous frame / petite frame / lanky frame / short nails / long nails / manicured nails / dirty nails / flat ass / toned ass / bubble butt / thick ass / small waist / thick waist / narrow hips / average hips / wide hips / big feet / average feet / small feet / soft feet / slender feet / calloused hands / soft hands / big hands / average hands / small hands / long fingers / short fingers / average fingers / broad shouldered / underweight / average weight / overweight  Not expected, but Senritsu is a fit woman. Not only in the manner of "fit and strong enough to marsh with a marshing -band while keeping up playing in tact, carrying her instrument, and staying in sync movements with the other bandmembers", but also very much "fit and strong enough to carry her own piano if needed.", which obviously comes from the fact that she is not only a musician but also a craftman who needs to carry her own materials, and also a adventuerer who often goes into areas far away from any save civilisation, so she needs to stay fit. We all better remember that table she threw in the 1999 anime... HEIGHT  shorter than 140 cm / 141 cm-150 cm / 151 cm to 160 cm / 161 cm to 170 cm / 171 cm to 180cm / 181 cm to 190 cm / 191 cm to 2m / taller than 2 m. Senritsu had never been a especially tall person. And than she lost a foot in height after she was cursed. And while this made her bones and muscles inhumanly dense and gave her a boost in physical stenght and enduranceas she did not lost any mass, she also is now shorter than a average 13-year-old like Killua.

SKIN  pale / rosy / olive / dark / tanned / blotchy / smooth / acne / dry / greasy / freckled 

EYES  small / large / average / grey / brown / blue / green / gold / hazel / red / doe - eyed / almond / close - set / wide - set / squinty / monolid / heavy eyelids / upturned / downturned 

HAIR  thin / thick / fine / normal / greasy / dry / soft / shiny / curly / frizzy / wild / unruly / straight / smooth / wavy / floppy / cropped / pixie - cut / shoulder length / back length / waist length / buzz cut / bald / jaw length / mohawk / white / platinum blonde / golden blonde / dirty blonde / colourless / blonde / ombre / light brown / mouse brown / chestnut brown / golden brown / chocolate brown / dark brown / jet black / ginger / dark red / auburn / dyed red / dyed an unnatural color / thin eyebrows / average eyebrows / thick eyebrows Before the curse Senritsu had very thick, coarse hair. After she had been cursed she lost the hair on top of her head but it does not change that she still has very thick hair that remainds one a little of a horses mane. All of Senritsus sisters have their fathers red hair and the only one who got their mothers black hair is her little brother. It is very easy to see a stark family resemblance, even now when Senritsus features are distorted because of the curse. Considering the line of work Senritsu works in, this might not be the best circumstance for her and her siblings...

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS  no tattoos / one tattoo / a few here and there / multiple / full sleeve / thigh tattoo / shoulder tattoo / forearm tatoo / neck tattoo / chest tattoo / no piercings  / ear piercings / nose piercing / lip piercing / tongue piercing / eyebrow piercing / navel piercing / cheek piercing / nipple piercing / genital piercing  While Senritsu is a big fan of bodyart and has her tendencys towards punk and rock aesthetics, she is also a professional craftman working as a instrument- conservator (as in: it is part of her beeing a musichunter to restore old musicinstruments or build them after oral/ old -written- traditions to bring forgotten pieces back into the world and for this she got her craftman-training). And therefor she avoids piercings, because they could easily get caught and ripped out during work. The only piercing she has is her left earlobe were she wears the traditional tippelei-earring she still wears from her time as a journeyman where she had spend three years wandering to learn from different craftmasters. COSMETICS   eyeliner / light eyeliner / heavy eyeliner / cat eyes / mascara / fake eyelashes / matte lipstick / regular lipstick / lipgloss / red lips / pink lips / dark lips / bronzer / highlighter / eyeshadow / neutral eyeshadow / smoky eyes / colorful eyeshadow / blush / lipliner / light contouring / heavy contouring / powder / matte foundation / shiny foundation / concealer / wears regularly / occasionally wears / never wears Senritsu respects the art of makeup, but never finds time to indulge in it. She will put on (and have fun with) simple concealer/ eyeliner/ lipstick/ blush and more heavy smokey eyes when she has to doll up when hired to give a concert (which usually happend only before she was cursed as she had that time worked more often as a hireable muscian), but nowdays she will just put on a matte-foundation-colored-facelotion in the morning,as her line of work nowdays does not need a pretty face for a preformance.

SCENT  floral / fruity / perfumes / aftershave / cocoa / moisturizer / shampoo / cigarettes / leather / sweat / food / incense / marijuana / cologne / whiskey / wine / fried food / blood / fire / metal / ice Senritsu usually wears a faint parfume smelling of lily-of-the-valley, that she wears on the inside of her wrists. She does not like strong scents. 

CLOTHES  jeans / tight pants / over knee socks / tights / leggings / yoga pants / pencil skirt / tight skirt / loose skirt / formfitting dress / cardigans / blouse / button up shirt / band t - shirt / vests / sweatpants / tank top / cutoff t - shirt / designer / high street / online stores / thrift / lingerie / long skirt / miniskirt / maxidress / sundress / tie / tuxedo / cocktail dress / high slit dress/skirt / t - shirt / loose clothing / tight clothing / jeans shorts / sweater / sweater vest /  khaki pants / suit / hoodie / hareem pants / basketball shorts / boxers / briefs / thong / hotpants / hipster pants / bra / sports bra / crop top / corset / ballerina skirt / leotard / polka dot / stripes / glitter / silk / lace / leather / velvet / chemise / linen / cotton / wool / patterns / florals / neon colors / pastels / black / dark colors / fur / faux fur *there is a certaine standart of professionalism Senritsu has to bow to on her work. Which means that if she is not wearing a suit, she wears a blouse, a thick craftman-vest and long trousers to fit her work enviorment. However, if one would ever catch Senritsu on a day off and very much away from anything workrelated, she definitive would wear her favorite bands t-shirts. For now those band t-shirts had been downgraded to sleep-wear.

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Board of Miscalculations

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4JqTiEZ by cousinskooks “Tony, there’s a board of directors meeting in five minutes and, I swear to god, if you’re late to it we are going to have serious issues.” Tony opens his mouth to protest for a second, words bubbling on his tongue before her voice was cutting through the air again. “I don’t care what you’re doing either, Tony. I don’t want to hear it, just get your butt down here.” _________________ or peter and tony are working in the lab when pepper calls tony and tells him there’s a meeting he’s supposed to be in. now peter finds himself sitting next to mr. stark in a board of directors meeting. he didn’t mean to call out one of the directors presenting, but his math was wrong — the last thing anyone was expecting was for the high schooler to start correcting them. Words: 3132, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of The Making of Irondad and Spiderson Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark Additional Tags: Stark Industries Intern Peter Parker, CEO Pepper Potts, Smart Peter Parker, Protective Tony Stark read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4JqTiEZ