#buggy/reader

[loganwritesprobably]

Dating the Cross Guild would be like..

A series of headcanons

Content/Warnings: Headcanons for solo Mihawk, solo Croc, solo Buggy, and a four way polycule, SFW, GN!Reader (one mention of periods made but using GN language)

Mihawk is a closet romantic

His primary love language is acts of service, but he also enjoys quality time

Cooking is something he enjoys already, but in particular he enjoys cooking for you. If you have any food sensitivities/allergies/struggles - you best believe he's all over that. He'd want to help in any way he could

When he's away for long periods, it's hard, but when he returns he spends the first few hours being very tactile - he's like a cat

Gifts don't come often, but when they do they aren't often expensive, rather they're things he thinks you will find useful. He likes a practical gift

Generally, he'll pick a single pet name and stick to it, something you'd expect from a refined man like him such as darling or love

When it comes to dates, you don't go on them often, but he prefers a quiet night in to going out. He doesn't like other people - just you.

Dates involve a particularly fancy home cooked meal with the expensive ingredients, candles on the dinner table, and often a (non-sexual) massage wherever you need one

He's great with his hands. Swordsman ship requires a certain level of dexterity, and he loves to use that to help however he can, see: massages

Mihawk isn't particularly tactile for the most part, and PDA certainly isn't his thing, but he won't hesitate to claim you as his if it comes into question

When you're at home he's more prone to small touches, like brushing his hand against the small of your back when he passes by or kissing you quickly before getting out of bed in the morning

He's an early riser, but he moves so silently that it almost never wakes you up, but he also remains awake late as he needs very little sleep to function (he's an insomniac). However, he is a fan of a good nap. If you catch him getting ready for one of his little cat naps, he's only too happy to open his arms for you to join him

The one thing you aren't allowed to touch is his garden - that's his baby, and it isn't for you. He's very happy to share the fruits of his labour though

He asked you to move in with him very early in the relationship, which had surprised you considering how traditional he was otherwise. He just wanted to make sure you'd be there when he got home after extended trips away because the only thing better then coming home after a trip, was coming home to you

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Crocodile loves to spoil you first and foremost. It's his way of showing anyone who looks at you just who your partner is

Though his gifts are often blatant displays of wealth that connect you to him, he's careful to ensure they match your style so you enjoy wearing them

His primary love language is, naturally, gift giving but physical touch comes in at a close second

Physical touch isn't something you initially anticipated as a love language from him but in time it came to make sense - he loves to be touching you in any capacity. When you're sitting together working, he likes to sit just close enough that your knees touch; in public he likes to guide you around with a hand on the small of your back or an arm around your waist/shoulders

He's a complete workaholic and often that cuts into the time that you have to spend together, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care

When you do get to spend time together, he ensures that it's spent doing things that you want to do. He's great at remembering things you remembered once in passing that you wanted, and then giving it to you at a later date

He picks a few solid pet names for you, but they're used in different contexts. One for when you're irritating him, one for in public, one for in private when he's feeling soft

He's a cuddler, to your surprise. He often stays up late working but when he does eventually join you, he'll shuffle in close and wrap his arms around you. It's a way for him to de-stress

While he won't completely cut his smoking habit for anyone or anything, he's willing to reduce the number of cigars he smokes if it negatively impacts you (e.g., it gives you headaches, you have asthma, you have quit smoking yourself)

He struggles with telling you how he feels with words. It takes an age for him to tell you he loves you for the first time, but he tries to make sure you can tell how he feels through his actions

Crocodile runs warm, as does the sand he can turn into. If you suffer with periods, Crocodile can and will use his sand to create a little hot sand pillow which works like a hot water bottle, and it stays warmer for far longer.

This can also be used for muscle pain for those who don't have periods

He's quite particular about hygiene, and expects you to maintain a similar level of cleanliness. If it's something you struggle with, he'll drag you along with him to keep you clean. Depression or not, he won't let you smell, even if that means bathing you himself

Buggy is very loud and proud about you being his partner

He's very public about your relationship, and PDA has never been less of an issue. He loves to hold your hand and smother you in kisses no matter who is watching

Physical touch and acts of service are his top love languages, followed closely by words of affirmation

This clown cannot do enough to show you how much he loves you

Buggy is a restless sleeper, which can naturally cause some issues when it comes to sharing a bed. To assist with this, Buggy got himself a sensory sack (similar to his big red onesie outfit for Cross Guild) that contains all his splitting limbs so you can hold him through the night

He's the little spoon 100%

He loves to plan dates with you, even if you aren't really doing anything. All his circus shows are dedicated to you, too, which for him is the height of romance

He worships the very ground you walk on

Buggy often compares himself to others, worrying that he isn't enough for you, but he'd sooner die than let you do the same. There's no world in which he lets you think like that for even a second

Buggy has called you every pet name under the sun, including stupid ones that he knows are silly like sugar waffle or love bee. The sillier the better in his opinion

He tells you about his time with the Roger pirates, which it takes him a hell of a lot to talk about. He wants you to know every piece of him

He has a weird thing for letting you wear his hat. It's not a sex thing, he just really likes seeing you wear it. Similar to the appeal of letting your partner wear any of your clothes, he just has a particular thing about his hat

No matter what you're doing, Buggy loves to distract you. It doesn't matter if it's important or mundane, Buggy is in your space and trying to make you pay attention to him

In that vein, Buggy is incredibly needy. He wants attention from you at all times, and often will do whatever it takes to get it

He likes to stay up late and wake up late, which often means waking up with an armful of clown in the mornings, and half asleep begging for kisses before you get up for the day

Buggy is one hell of a contortionist, even without using his devil fruit, and his knowledge of the body makes him quite the chiropractor too. If you have an ache or a pain Buggy knows what muscle to stretch or joint to pop to make it go away

One of his favourite things to do is to call you his spouse/husband/wife - he loves seeing how you react, and the surprise written on the faces of strangers when you say it. Even the crew have started to call you "the Captain's spouse/husband/wife"

You weren't sure how you'd managed to convince them to agree to share you. It was a frankly mammoth task, but you'd done it

There'd been a lot of tension at the beginning, with neither Mihawk nor Crocodile wanting to run into Buggy when wanting to interact with you

That tension had devolved, more than once, into fights. You'd gotten injured just once before they agreed to a permanent truce

Eventually, the tension turned into the three of them becoming involved in their own relationships

They all still spoil you in their own ways, almost competing in a weird friendly way, and you just bask in the attention

You almost never share one bed. Between your varied sleep schedules, Buggy's wriggliness, and Crocodile's sheer size, you often have at least one person sleeping on their own each night - nobody minds though, because they know if they slept alone one night, they certainly won't the next

At first, they'd bickered about fairness when it came to spending time with you, but over time they'd come to agree that it would simply be proportional. Crocodile, by nature of his work, tended to get less time with you each day and so if ever there was a free day, he got priority for dates. You generally saw Buggy the most day to day, so he learned to concede to your other partners when they wanted your time

After their own relationships developed, more group outings were planned

Your first group date was a picnic on the beach near the bananawani pond, and even though nothing has seemed to go right all day, you thought it was perfect

None of the relationships between you went public, outside some of Buggy's highest ranking crew members and Daz Bones. The guild was already targeted by the marines, announcing your relationships would only make it worse, as you'd have a stronger more united front

Until the wedding that is

You often shared meals together, and eating dinner together became compulsory. It was the one time every day that you could guarantee everyone was taking a break, and spending time together. Breakfast happened some days, others it didn't. Lunch was a lost cause

Inevitably, arguments cropped up often, but you all improved your communication over time and while yelling still happened often, it at least tended to be more productive yelling and it was rarely taken personally. There were just a lot of big personalities trying to engage and it created volume

Requests are open for x reader things! I will write basically ANY kind of reader - male, female, non-binary, gender neutral, trans, disabled, black, white, latino, asian, neurodivergent, etc

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[deathbyclown]

The Ruined Party Pairing: Buggy/Reader Rating: Explicit Words: 4000

Summary: Buggy throws a party for Crocodile and Mihawk, but things don't go his way. Good thing he has you to cheer him up!

Notes/Tags: Lap dance, dry humping, cumming in pants. This starts from Buggy's POV and switches to Reader's.

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Well. This wasn’t how he wanted the night to go. Buggy had everything perfectly planned out; a party to celebrate his grumpy business partners so they would, maybe, get off his ass about every little thing. He was excited for tonight, he put extra effort into his apperance. He donned his flashiest suit, glittering and soft to the touch, did his makeup with matching colors and shimmering powder, pulled his soft hair into a high ponytail, and finished it with a pair of lens-less sunglasses shaped as stars, which glowed in the dark. All of that work, and for what? A ruined party!  

He crossed his arms and sat slumped in a gaudy cushioned throne, large enough to seat a behemoth like Crocodile. Colorful streamers and confetti hung from furniture and covered the floor. Buggy stewed in his disappointment at his failed party, not sure where everything went wrong. 

See, this was his very generous and thoughtful gesture to build a bridge between himself and his intimidating business partners. He wanted to show them goodwill, to show that they could be friendly with one another as fellow cross guild members! So, he threw an amazing party!! It was the perfect night of debauchery for any pirate: Drinks and food and drugs and tits and ass!! What more could a pirate need!? And he was thoughtful enough to keep it an intimate affair, knowing that Mihawk and Crocodile are private guys. 

 At first, everything was going well: Crocodile and Mihawk ate and drank the food and beverage he had specifically picked out, knowing their tastes. They relaxed in the ornate chairs Buggy had custom made , and chatted amongst themselves. What better time to release his Showstoppers? He called out the dancers, all beautiful and dressed in tight revealing clothes. They were the highlight of the evening, the ace in his pocket, and although Crocodile and Mihawk didn’t give him the eye-bulging, jaw dropping, reactions he wanted, they didn’t seem upset, watching with varying degrees of interest. 

And Buggy was trying to be a good guy!! Maybe he was being a little presumptuous. Maybe it was too forward. But the dancers he hired were all sex workers. And he may have... encouraged them to give extra special attention to Crocodile and Mihawk. Did he tell the dancers that if they took one of the men home, he would pay extra? Maybe! Yes. In his defense, he was just trying to help his new best friends relieve some stress!! These guys had the biggest sticks up their asses!! Maybe getting their dicks wet would make them less irritable.

Here he had people of different genders, of all shapes and sizes; There had to be someone that piqued their interest! And Buggy…observed, watching as their eyes wandered to the half-naked forms dancing in front of them. He chatted with Crocodile and Mihawk every so often, gauging their reactions when different people took the stage. When he felt he had a good grasp on their preferences, he excused himself, hurrying behind stage to send out the people he thought Crocodile and Mihawk liked best, insisting that they should get a little more physical, to really turn on the seduction! 

And still the men seemed to be enjoying themselves, politely accepting the advances of these beautiful dancers. Buggy couldn’t help but be pleased, watching their smiles and dicks grow, seeing their eyes darken, their hands move to return light touches. Everything was going according to plan. 

A handsome man, only slightly shorter than Crocodile himself, whispered something into the sandman’s ear as he grinded in his lap, his hands playing teasingly across his broad thick chest. Crocodile had a playful smile on his lips, his hand holding onto the man’s hip as he let him tug and undo his ascot. The man smirked as he whispered into his ear and Crocodile’s face fell.

That was the moment that ruined Buggy’s successful party.

The sandman stood abruptly, the dancer sliding down onto the floor in shock.  He whipped his head around exactly to where Buggy stood. His face was dangerous, eyes menacing, glaring daggers at him. Buggy knew that look and he knew that whatever happened next wouldn’t bode well for him. He attempted to make a swift exit, scrambling to the door, but Crocodile grabbed Buggy by the scruff of his shirt and pulled him up to eye level, choking the clown until he split apart. 

He chewed out Buggy in front of everyone, smacking him around, telling him that he was wasting money, that he would sell Buggy into slavery if he did anything like this again. And then he told everyone the party was over and stormed out of the room. Buggy was lucky he didn’t get a proper beating but he was mortified. Crocodile had never reprimanded him in front of his subordinates before. Everyone in the room stared at him, whispering behind their hands like he was the one who ruined the party! The handsome man who ratted him out, trailed behind Crocodile, giving Buggy an apologetic shrug. That troublemaker will not be getting his bonus!! 

The clown stood there fuming but feeling lost, the momentum of the party coming to a screeching halt. Mihawk followed Crocodile, a beautiful person on each arm, and one trailing behind him. The swordsman absolutely ignored everyone else, chatting comfortably with his entourage. Most of the other dancers mulled around for a moment, looking over at him for guidance. He couldn’t stand their pitying looks, so he ignored them, grabbed a bottle of wine and slumped into the throne that Crocodile just left. 

You stood there with the other dancers, feeling lost. Buggy already fully paid each of you to work the whole night. Before the party even started he promised a huge bonus to anyone who managed to sleep with Crocodile or Mihawk. You did your best to work your magic on the two stone-faced men but neither of them paid much attention to you. Normally something like that wouldn’t bother you, but you were really hoping for that bonus! Buggy hadn’t been able to pay any of the sex workers consistently or send you out for jobs since the formation of Cross Guild. Ever since the Buggy-business model restructured, you were feeling a bit rudder-less, taking odd jobs while you weighed joining his pirate crew. Everyone was hurting for cash, so you weren’t the only one eager for this perfect opportunity. 

But Crocodile’s clear negative reaction to Buggy’s surprise didn’t bode well for future events like this. Crocodile was so harsh on him. Couldn’t he see Buggy was trying to do something nice? It didn’t sit right with you. The party was fun, until it wasn’t, and none of that was Buggy’s fault, but here he was beating himself up. He didn’t deserve to suffer, at least not alone. You had to help your boss feel better. With a determined breath, you grabbed a bottle of wine for yourself and walked over to Buggy who continued to pout, his chin pressed to his chest with how far he was slumped in his seat. 

“Chairman.” You greeted. He didn’t even look up. Fine. You’d force him to pay attention. You sat down on his lap and he grunted in surprise, but he didn’t push you off. He continued to ignore you.

“Buggyyyy~” You walked your fingers up his arm trying to get his attention. He sighed and rolled his head, his lips twitching, like he was trying to fight a smile. Now you were getting somewhere. A silly guy like him would love some silly distractions. Your fingers continued their journey over his shoulder and up his neck until you stuck your finger in his ear. 

“Hey!” He swatted your hand away with a glare that lacked malice. “Who said you could flashily bother me!” Buggy snapped, clearly annoyed, but now he was sitting up, engaged. 

“Sorry, Chairman.” You said with an unapologetic grin, batting your eyelashes. Buggy might be giving you a challenge, but you were ready to meet it.

“Can’t you see I’m busy! You’re free to do what you want!” He shooed you and then addressed the room “that goes for all of you!! Do whatever you like, the party’s over!!” Buggy sighed dramatically and dropped his cheek onto his propped fist. 

The remaining people shuffled out of the room, taking the rest of the alcohol and food with them. But you remained, still occupying Buggy’s lap. 

“Didn’t you hear me? This party was an abject failure! You’ve already been paid, you don’t have to stick around.” He refused to meet your eye, clearly wanting to stew in his bad mood. 

“You said to do what I want. And what I want is to spend some time with my favorite Chairman.” You leaned into him, tapping your fingers against his chest. 

He clicked his tongue then huffed. “Whatever.” He tried to sound bored but glanced over at you while he opened his wine. He took a swig and you mimicked him, opening your bottle of wine and taking a sip. It was fancy stuff, a dark red, probably matched to Mihawk’s tastes. 

He stared into the empty room, his jaw working like he was having an internal argument. His mood was dipping lower and lower the longer you two sat sipping your wine. His negative thoughts were so obvious you could practically see them as a dark cloud swirling above him. He started sinking back down into chair and that just wouldn’t do. 

“C’mon Captain, let’s have some fun, the party doesn’t have to end like this.” You nudged him lightly and he sighed obnoxiously loud. You puffed out your cheeks, determined to cheer him up. You looked around the space. Not much left to work with, just a few bottle of alcohol and the two of you. “Why don’t we play a drinking game?” You leaned in and gently pulled the star glasses from his face to place them on your own. He scowled at you, but you could see his eyes light up at the mention of a game. 

“If I win then I get to raid your closet. If you win…” You tapped your finger to your chin, your eyes wandering around the room, searching for inspiration, “hmm, what would you like?” Your gaze returned to him when you realized that you had no idea what you could offer him, needing him to fill in the blank. 

“There’s no way in hell I’m letting you take any of my clothes!” Buggy made an X with his floating arms, his hand drifting down to flick your forehead. 

“Ow.” You rubbed the sore spot. Buggy may not be the strongest pirate in the world, but just a flick from him was enough to hurt. You pursed your lips and leaned in close, undeterred. You’d cheer him up whether he wanted it or not! “Alright, have a different prize in mind for when I win?”  

His eyes flashed and his lips curled into a mischievous smile, like he was about to say something wicked. His gloved hand skimmed your bare arm, he opened his mouth to speak, but then thought better of it, shaking his head. 

“Fine. One article of clothing, IF you win!” Buggy challenged and then quickly added, “and it can’t be from my emperor closet!” 

You rolled your eyes but acquiesced to his rules. “And if you win?” You prompted again, still curious about what he might want from you. 

He paused, like the words were on the tip of his tongue but he was afraid to say them. You nodded your head in encouragement, wanting him to tell you what he wanted from you. “I want a private show.” He breathed out in an eager whisper before he gained more confidence, his voice increasing in volume. “Those ungrateful bastards got all the attention tonight, so I want you to give me a special performance.” His hand brushed over your shoulder, the fabric of his glove glanced over your exposed neck and heat rushed to the spot. You were shocked to say the least, but not opposed to the idea. You’d never seen Buggy flirt like this before. Sure he was friendly and funny and sweet, but this felt like another side of him that he rarely showed. A side that craved, that hungered, that lusted. Arousal curled in your belly at the thought.

“If you win.” You clarified, challenging him, redirecting your sudden lust. 

“When I win.” He was clearly cocky, grinning widely, and you had to glance away for just a moment. Sometimes he glittered so brightly it felt like too much, like you shouldn’t be staring. You held out your hand and he took it, his grip warm and firm, his glove soft from years of daily use. 

“I agree to your terms.” You both shook on it and Buggy gave you another smile, one that you couldn’t look away from, one that filled your stomach with butterflies. 

… 

The two of you decided on a game of chance, agreeing that anything else seemed unfair, likely to weigh in favor of one over the other. Buggy pulled out a deck of cards and both of you moved to the couch with the coffee table in front, porting your bottles of wine along with you. 

The rules were simple: You’d split the deck. Each person would flip their top card down at the same time and the highest card would win. Loser had to take a sip and the winner received the cards to add to their half of the deck. The game would end when someone ran out of cards.  

Things weren’t looking good for you. Buggy’s card pile was growing ever larger, and you were beginning to feel tipsy. He sat there smirking the whole time, practically gloating about his good fortune. He was such a poor winner, but you couldn’t stay mad at him. You were having too much fun, chatting and laughing until you snorted. He teased you mercilessly, until he laughed hard enough to snort too. 

Despite the trajectory of your clear loss, it felt light, easy, the back and forth between both of you. He was a great storyteller, and it was quite lucky that you were a good listener. And although Buggy wasn’t a great listener himself, he was a great responder. He loved adding little quips to whatever story you were telling, making you both break out in laughter.  

You were almost sad to hand your final card to Buggy, not wanting the fun to end. You took your last sip, polishing off your bottle of wine. Buggy joined you in your sip, grinning widely as he set down his bottle, spreading out in his seat. 

“Well, well, well. Looks like I’m the winner.” He wiggled his brows, his pink tongue darting out to catch the last remnants of wine on his lips. 

“Yeah, yeah.” You tried to wave him off, pretending to be put out, but really, you were looking forward to lingering with him just a little longer. And on top of that you’d be able to touch him, have him touch you. 

He watched as you stood and got ready to give him his ‘special performance.’ You weren’t entirely sure what that entailed, but you’d pull out all the stops until he told you ‘enough.’ You’d give him the show he asked for, one better than ones you tried to give Crocodile and Mihawk. You went backstage and turned the lights down low once more, starting up the music. You came out from behind the curtains, moving along your choreographed path until you reached the end of the stage. This is where you diverged from your usual dance. You sat down along the edge, sliding down until your feet touched the floor, continuing down even further, until you were on your hands and knees. You swayed as you crawled toward Buggy, moving with a feline grace until you reached his legs. He leaned forward to watch you, intrigued, his eyes dark and hungry. Slowly you stood, hands purposefully sliding over his shins, over his knees, up along his thighs, stopping just before the slight bulge in his pants. You swayed your hips as stood before him, his eyes never leaving you, his lips parted. Maybe it wasn’t professional, wanting to touch him, but this was a special circumstance and besides, you were tipsy enough to ignore your rules. You reached out and ran your fingers along his sharp jaw, the bristles form his unshaven face tickling your fingertips. You tilted his face up and smiled down at him, giving him a wink. Then you began your dance. You twisted and bent yourself at flattering angles, keeping everything soft and slow, so he could catch everything. Your hands almost never left him, dragging your fingertips over his chest, sliding your palms over his shoulders, scratching your nails along the back of his neck. All while you gyrated before him, your movements an echo of sex, of passion and lust.

Despite the low lights you could see the effect you had on him; his eyes were dark, his cheeks and neck reddened, the bulge in his pants grew more obvious. You turned and bent forward, touching your toes, your legs spread, and you could hear him loudly suck in a breath. You were starting to feel excited too, hearing his pleasure, his interest, seeing it for yourself. You never really thought about the kind of effect you might have on the Chairman. He never seemed interested in the sex workers employed under him, at least, not in a physical way. It tended to be strictly business. But tonight he was obviously enjoying himself. Seems like you weren’t the only one breaking their own rules.

You kept your back to him and sat on his lap, his erection even more obvious against your bare thighs. He let out a little hiss, hands going automatically to your hips, holding you in place. You grinded in his lap, not so much dancing as you were stoking his arousal, stoking yours too. He cursed under his breath, hips twitching, as if he wanted to do more than just sit there and take it. But he let you lead, let you perform for him, despite his clear desire thrust up, to take control. He was being so good for you, so sweet. He deserved a reward.

You stood from his lap and he seemed reluctant to let you go, his hands clung onto you before dropping heavily onto the couch. You turned and faced him, crouching down between his spread thighs, smiling up at him. You wanted to nuzzle your face into his obvious erection but you weren’t down here to do that… the temptation was great though.

He licked his lips at your teasing proximity, chin pressed to his heaving chest as he watched you intently. You undid the strings to your halter top, letting the thin fabric fall away, and stood, moving onto the couch with Buggy, kneeling to straddle his hips. His jaw hung open, eyes flicking nervously between yours and your bare breasts, that we’re now directly in his face. He was clearly trying to be a gentleman, unsure if he should be looking or not, but he wasn’t doing a very good job of resisting temptation. You tried not to laugh, and turned your humor into a sultry smile instead. 

Wordlessly you grabbed his hands and pulled them up along  your sides, up to your bare chest, holding them there. He got the message. He had permission now and he squeezed both breasts, pulling a gasp from you. His cock twitched under your ass, his breathing shallow as he fondled you. You rolled your hips, grinding down on his cock, loving the feel of him playing with you. Gloved fingers brushed over your nipples, flicking them, pulling at them as they hardened. You moaned for him, it slipped out naturally, his teasing equal parts pleasurable and frustrating. His touch had you gushing, your pussy beginning to ache with need. You leaned back with your hands holding onto his knees, pushing out your chest, encouraging him. 

“Fuck.” He breathed out loud enough for you to hear, hands going to your hips to pull you flush to his solid cock. The length of him pushed against the slit of your pussy, your swollen clit rubbed pleasurably against him, sending sparks along your skin. You chased the feeling, humping his thick cock. 

“Yes.” You panted, biting your lips, your hips moving faster, needing to cum, trying to chase after your pleasure despite the layers of fabric between you. The inside of your underwear was so slick, making the glide over him that much easier. 

Buggy dipped his head, mouthing at your breast until his lips found your nipple. Molten heat surged straight down as he sucked, tongue flicking over the hardened nub. 

“Buggy.” You whined, hips rocking roughly against him, wanting more, wanting to cum. 

Buggy groaned wetly, wrapping his arms around your waist as he thrust upward, holding you to him as he mouthed at your chest. He had you writhing in his lap, chasing the friction you gave him as he played with your breasts, his teeth grazing over your sensitive nipples. You gripped his shoulders, your hips thrusting wildly, both of you pulling pleasure from one another.  

Your breath caught in your throat as he sucked sharply, your nipples aching from Buggy’s rough treatment, but you didn’t push him away. You let out a long whine, nails digging into his shoulders as you came, your cunt fluttering around nothing, gushing as your clit throbbed. Buggy pressed his forehead to your chest, moaning, hugging you close as he humped you, the barriers not enough to hide his orgasm. His cock twitched and he let out a loud groan, riding out his pleasure before he slumped backward, taking you along with him. 

“Fuck, you’re so hot.” Buggy sighed, dragging lazy kisses over your chest. “Those two have to be gay as shit not to have taken you home tonight.” 

You paused, your eyes meeting as he glanced up at you... then you broke out into laughter and he grinned widely, holding you tight to him as he littered your chest with more red kisses. 

You returned the hug, sighing as you held each other. You didn't want this moment to end, not when he was holding you so tenderly. You could stay like this for hours, held close, breathing in his skin. 

“Do I get a bonus for tonight, Chairman?” You teased, pushing the stray hairs out of his face. His cheeks were a pretty shade of pink, his wet mouth open, tongue flicking out as a precursor to his words. 

“I can’t pay you.” He paused and you started to tell him it was no trouble, but he kept going, “But I think I can give you a little something else.” His lips turned up, mischievous and you raised your brow at him. Suddenly you were slung over his shoulder, being whisked away, out of the empty party room. 

“Buggy! Where are you taking me?” You exclaimed breathlessly, clutching onto the back of his jacket.  

“My place! I wanna return the favor and give you a show! That way you’ll see what I can really do.” He chuckled lowly, smacking your ass. 

You let out a yelp, but relaxed into his secure hold. “I can walk, y’know.” 

“Too late, I’m already carrying you!” He quipped back, hurrying through the half-lit, darkened town. People outside gave you strange looks, and you kept yourself pressed to Buggy’s back to limit the exposure of your bare breasts, but you were pretty sure he was moving fast enough that people probably only saw a half-naked blur and a red and blue blob zooming past. (You were also hoping that they were drunk enough not to remember).

Whatever he had planned, whatever he wanted to show you, you didn’t think you’d mind, not when you got to spend more time with Captain Buggy.

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Marco was not sure what he had expected when he had started scouting the North Blue for just the hint of a way to treat Pops' illness better. A lucky break perhaps, hoping to find the Ope Ope no Mi fruit that Haruta swore up and down had been spotted some two years back in that Blue. Or perhaps a clue who had the fruit now. He did not actually expect to find the current user of the Ope Ope no Mi - something that would have flown under his radar completely if he hadn't seen the child - because that was still a child - reattaching a floating limb. Golden eyes. Black hair. Way too short for his age - stunted health, probably due to malnourishment or sickness or both, Marco noted clinically. A tiny polar bear mink hiding behind him - Marco almost squeaked because what? And a rusted blade pointed at Marco's neck as soon as the First Division Commander made his presence known to the children. Needless to say, Trafalgar Law was not what the Phoenix expected. But perhaps he was exactly what Pops needed. Because Calypso help him, that was a new sibling in the making and he was adorable. Marco did his best to ignore the Phoenix crooning at the back of his mind. Chicklet. Mine.

[E] A pirate-trap for The Pirate Buggy (One Piece)/Gender Neutral Reader | Wordcount: 3.6k

Buggy is lured into the room of his most obsessed fan.

[E] Precious Tears Donquixote Doflamingo/Trafalgar D. Water Law | Wordcount: 5.3k

Doflamingo is a king. And a dragon. Law is the most precious treasure of his hoard.

[E] As the data suggests Sanji (One Piece)/Reader | Wordcount: 4.1k

After an explosion caused by the fight on Egghead Island, Sanji finds himself trapped in an underground cave, too injured to escape. Luckily, there are supplies and a hidden path to a secret lab packed with experimental humanoid robots. He accidentally turns one of them on.

[tokoyamisstuff]

[inquisitor-runa]

Who fell first and who fell harder - One Piece edition

Zoro: He fell first and harder

Law: You fell first, he fell harder

Kid: He fell first and harder

Luffy: You fell first and harder

Ace: He fell first and harder

Shanks: You fell first, he fell harder

Crocodile: You fell first and harder

Mihawk: You fell first and harder

Buggy: He fell first and harder

Sanji: He fell first and harder

Sabo: He fell first, you fell harder

Marco: You fell first, he fell harder

Doflamingo: You fell first and harder

Rob Lucci: You fell first and harder

Corazon: He fell first and harder (literally and figuratively)

[aesthetic-bbyg]

Reading so many tumblr fics has completely ruined me from ever reading a Wattpad story that ain’t in 2nd person POV😭😭

[pinejayy]

╰➤Riding Them || One Piece

featuring: doflamingo, corazon, buggy, mihawk and ace // female! reader

a/n: finally a third part for this series!! thanks for the love and support guys!! <33!! // hugs and kisses to everyone!! uwu

summary: riding these beautiful one piece men because I’m whore when it comes to anime men. 😩😩 // part 1 ,, part 2

warnings: doflamingo, nsfw, riding, buggy being a bottom, mihawk being a top, face fucking.

✦•·················• 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃!! •·················•✦

Doflamingo

This man is ruthless whenever you’re riding him and despite him being the bottom he still has his ways to dominate you and your feelings. And this man will degenerate you in every way possible. He’s spitting either god awful dirty things at you or sweet words. Such as !! “Such a dirty whore, you love riding my cock? Can’t get enough of it?” Or “Such a good Princess. Keep making me feel good, such a good girl.”

He gets even more rough with you when he’s had a long and hard day. He’ll just make his way towards your direction and shove you slightly towards the his private room. He doesn’t care if you’re in a middle of conversation. And once in the room he’ll sit on the bed and patted his leg. “Sit. It’s been a long day and I need a good fucking.”

And once you end up on his lap his hands are all over your body, squeezing anything he can grab. And he isn’t gentle, not wasting time he’s always striping you from your clothes, and he’s already stripping himself from everything…well besides his sunglasses. Placing sloppy kisses across your neck . “Come on princess.” He whispered, as he stroke himself. “Sit on your throne and ride away.”

And he helps you aline yourself with him, and this man is so huge and thick that you wince every time you’re in this position. Whimpering softly, as he allows you to adjust to his size, and he can’t help but have a smug smirk across his face. “So tight. So good Princess…you love riding me. Right?” And to which you moan and nod, looking at his eyes and nod. “Mm so good Doffy…so big…you fill me up so good..”

Doflamingo loves watching you shake in pleasure as your riding him, the way your hips move against his, the way your chest bounces. Everything gets him so hard for you. And sadly you do tend to get tried quicker than him so when you start to slow down he’ll hold down your hips and fuck you to his liking. And you better scream his name, he wants everyone that you belong to him.

And this man doesn’t believe in aftercare…so good luck with that.

Corazon

He’s the quite opposite from his brother, than man is more shy than anything. He’s scared that he’ll hurt you due to his size. After all he’s much taller than you and he doesn’t want to harm you. But after one day of trying to convince him he decided to try it out and he ended up loving this sex position. So he loves when you offer to ride him. “Mm I need to ride you sweetheart. May I?” You cooed out softly, to which he began turning red.

He’s so gentle with you. Treating with such care and with so much love. And whenever you’re on top of him, he loves to admire your beautiful body and face. He’ll run his hands along your waist and hips. “Feel so good…you look so beautiful on top of me..” He moans out. Cora loves watching how your boobs bounce, he can’t help but squeeze them. He loves watching how prefectly you fit him.

He’s always using his devil fruit abilities when having sex with you. Especially when you’re riding him. Because let’s be honest he’s a moaner. He wants to every single noise you make. So when you try to cover your mouth he’ll move your hand. “It’s okay my dear. Feel free to moan my name out. No one is going to hear us.” Because god forbid Doflamingo

He loves thrusting his hips upwards and hitting every sweet spot of yours. He loves how your body reacts to every little thing. The way your head is thrown back moaning his name. “Mm Cora…you feel so good…” And this babey would also praise you. Let’s say you’re getting tried he’ll hold your hips and thrust upwards and take over “It’s okay my dear. I’ll take it from here.”

THIS IS 100% FOR AFTERCARE!! He’ll kiss your hickeys and praise you once again. “You did wonderful my dear.” Also!! He’ll grab your favorite snacks and run you a warm bath!! And after that he’ll cuddle you until you fall asleep. A lot of head kisses and a bunch of “I love you.”

Buggy

This man is a total bottom for you. And he loves to brag to everyone that he’s the top of your guys relationship but behind close doors he’s falling onto his knees for you. He loves it whenever you dominate him. Especially when you ride him because he gets a good fucking and a good view of your tits. He loves squeezing your tits and saying “Honk”

You’ll start off by sitting on his lap and taking his lips against yours into a heated kiss. “Mmm…I need you to ride me again..” He whispered against the kiss. And you gladly accepted his offer. Stripping him from his close, placing small kisses along his neck. And before sinking into his cock you’ll stroke nice and slowly and tease him. “Such a dirty little clown…can’t get enough of me?” Biting his neck, and sitting on his lap.

Buggy has to beg for you to do anything. “Please Y/N…stop teasing me…” And you’ll cut him off mid sentence by pinning him against his back and sinking onto his cock. And he has to bite his lip from moaning out loudly. And you’ll move your hips slowly, until he’s begging for more. “Come on clown. Beg for more.”

You love hearing him moan your name out. So whenever he tries to cover his mouth. You shake you head. “Tch..naughty clown. I want to hear your pretty little sounds.” And he’s a whimpering and moaning mess. The rest of the crew probably hears him and they tease the hell out of him. Poor Buggy.

Buggy uses his Devil Fruit abilities whenever you’re riding him. One floating hand will be teasing your nipples, while the other hand is playing with your clit. “Heh..I make you so good huh?” And speaking of his devil fruit abilities, you’ll make him remove his head and place it across the room and you’ll ride his body. You’re the star of the show and he’s enjoying it.

Pspsps Mihawk and Crocodile know he’s the bottom of your guys relationship and honestly they aren’t so surprised.

Mihawk

This man…this is definitely the top of your guys relationship. He isn’t going to submit to anyone and that also includes you. So whenever you are riding him it’s on his terms and only on his terms. “Hmm I think you deserve a treat my dear. You’ve been such a good girl, how about tonight you take the lead.” And his words are already making you weak to your knees.

Before riding him he’ll appreciate a nice lingerie, he loves to admire your beauty. And you bet your ass he’s going to praise you. “Such a beautiful dear…you’re going to look even more beautiful on top.” He say softly and grab your hand and lead you to the bed and he’ll sit down and pat on his leg. “Sit my dear.”

And once in his lap he’ll place a gentle kiss on your lips. “Just because you’re on top doesn’t mean I’m submitting to you.” He whisper against your lips. Nodding, you place small kisses along his cheeks and neck which will earn your a hum of approval. And once he’s admired your body, he’ll strip his own clothes and yours and stroke himself as he smirks at you. “Now careful, don’t break yourself dear.”

And once he’s inside of you, you take a moment because he feels so much bigger in this position. “Mm Mihawk…so big..” Moaning out, and he groans as he felt your walls clench around him. He gives you a moment to adjust before placing his hands on your hips and moves his hips upwards. And he knows what spots to make you cry out.

Whenever Mihawk notices your getting tried he’ll run a finger along your clit. “Now don’t disappoint me my dear.” He coos, which makes you whimper and move your hips against his until you guys reach each other’s climax’s. And when you do finish, he’ll quickly flip you over. Being on top once again.. “Now, my turn to fuck you my dear.”

Ace

This man is a total switch, and if you want to ride his dick he’s already dragging you to the bedroom. And he’s already kissing you with such hunger. Hands all over body. “Damn..you wanna bounce on my cock again?” He’ll tease you and strip you naked. And once you’re naked he’ll whistle. “Wow, beautiful as always.”

His favorite position is reserve cowgirl style, and to top off the position he’ll make you wear his hat. God…seeing you in his hat makes him cum alone. So this position is top three favorites. And he also loves watching the view…the way your ass is bouncing off of him. “God babe…you know how to drive a man crazy.”

Ace doesn’t bother trying to muffle his moans, if you’re making him feel good then he’s gonna let the whole ship know. And the same goes to you…both of you guys are loud. “God babe…your pussy makes me feel so good…fucking good.” He moans out, smacking your ass which earned a loud moan from your lips. “Fuck Ace…dick so good.”

You guys are so loud that the ship knows you guys are fucking and they have to bang on the door to keep you guys quiet. “You guys fuck like rabbit! Keep it down! We’re trying to sleep.” To which results in you and Ace laughing.

Speaking of dick riding. He loves when you face fuck him. Ride his face…he fucking loves it. And he doesn’t want 10% percent of your body weight he wants you to full sit. USE HIS FACE AS YOUR CHAIR UWU.

[agender-wolfie]

I need to be put in a headlock and prone boned until I’m fucked dumb all while being called a “good baby”… pls 🥹

[markgraysons1girlfriend]

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THINGS LIKE “You tied your long, straight hair into a ponytail” bro I am BLACK I DO NOT HAVE STRAIGHT HAIR!!! AND ALSO “Your face turned as red as a strawberry/tomato” once again I am BLACK. LEAVE US BLACK READERS ALONEEEEEE!!!

Also make more Sun God Nika/Gear 5 Luffy x Reader. I love that guy

[loganwritesprobably]

First Meeting With.. P3 (One Piece Edition)

Part one with Ace, Law and Sanji Part two with Zoro, Robin and Luffy Part four with Benn, Shanks and Smoker

Requests are open for x reader things! I will write basically ANY kind of reader - male, female, non-binary, gender neutral, trans, disabled, black, white, latino, asian, neurodivergent, etc

Here is another three lovely characters for you to meet: Crocodile, Mihawk and Buggy! All readers are gender neutral, so everyone is welcome to enjoy. No Y/N is used!

Buggy's section is a little short, but honestly I think it's just fine as it is, it made me laugh at least

CW: In Mihawk's section, the reader experiences a massive loss, and expresses some passive desire for death, take care with that

The casino was a little overwhelming when you first walked in, between the bright and sometimes flashing lights, and the various noises coming from patrons and machines alike, but you seemed to thrive here. You'd always liked card games, so that was what you gravitated toward when you'd first arrived. This, however, was far from your first time here, and you'd found a way to play the system. You'd play a few games, and lose intentionally with small bets, then you'd slip away to play another game and lose just once with another small bet, before retreating to the bar for something to drink and maybe something to eat depending on the time of day. You'd chat with other frequent patrons, and some of the staff. Finally, to end your night, you'd pick out whichever game you were most inclined to that night and place a large bet, and win. Your secret? You could count cards.

You didn't come too often, it was a delicate balance that you were striking to not be caught in your actions, but when you did come you always won big. The house couldn't always win, after all. Your wins were spread far enough apart, with enough losses in between, that you hadn't been flagged yet. It was a win, for you at least.

Tonight, you'd already done all your losses, and you were sitting at the bar. The woman behind the bar, Alisa, was lovely and you had gotten to know her in a fairly casual way, at the sort of level that you usually knew a co-worker. You knew very little about her, but you got along enough to happily chat whenever you were both at the bar. As you were happily chatting, you watched Alisa's face change, eyes widening and smile falling. That couldn't be anything good, but you didn't look up, you didn't want them to realise you knew someone was approaching.

A very large man sat on the stool beside you, dressed in fine fabrics and more fur than anyone had any right to be wearing in the desert. He was handsome. "Sir Crocodile, what can I get for you?" Alisa asked, and that told you just who you were dealing with - the damn owner, and one of the seven warlords of the sea. You took a deep, steadying breath, and sipped your drink casually. Crocodile ordered himself a drink, and you didn't look at him. There was a long, silent minute, where even the sound of the slot machines faded into the background and there was only you and Crocodile. Alisa returned with his drink, and he took a first sip, before he turned to you. "You're good, I'll give you that." He said, and you glanced at him as if seeing him for the first time. "What can I say? I make sure I dress nice for the casino." You replied, hoping to ease some of the tension. "You know what I'm talking about, though I'll admit, you do clean up well." You'd take a compliment where you could get it. "So I'm busted?" "You had a good run, but you can either leave and never come back.. or I'm willing to offer you a deal."

You were a powerhouse pirate in your own right. Your crew wasn't quite at your level, but every day they worked harder to match you in strength and ability - and they were getting there. Hell, you were sure they'd start to surpass you soon, and then maybe you'd have to start trying. You didn't mind. It felt good to see a group of people you'd been nurturing grow into something more. Your bounty was no Straw Hat level, but it was nothing to sneeze at in your humble opinion. A couple million berri - what you wouldn't give to have that much berri at your disposal.

You'd crossed paths with Mihawk only once, very early in your career, and you'd had the sense to stay out of his damn way. It was a good thing you did, he killed a man not ten minutes later, not that you stuck around long enough to find out why. You chased your crew from bars and away from market stalls, back onto your boat, and took off sailing again. He hadn't seen you, you were sure, and that was a good thing, but you'd seen him.

Never had you anticipated getting into a situation where you were crossing paths with him again - certainly not voluntarily.

Karai Bari was a damn hot island, not quite something you were used to, and well swimming several miles didn't help with how hot and out of breath you were. A dozen men approached you with swords and guns, and you could only hold up your arms in surrender. "I'm not.. here to fight!" You panted out, desperately searching the crowd for a sympathetic face. You found the least sympathetic amongst them in Dracule Mihawk. "My ship was shot down by marines sailing away from here, my crew.. I don't know where they are or if they survived. Please, I just want to live." You asked, hands beginning to tremble as reality set in. They were good people, and now you had no idea what had become of them. You'd demanded some of the younger members take to paddle boats to get to safety, but you didn't know if they'd made it. There'd been devil fruit users amongst them, and they were certainly dead by now. The knowledge of it weighed heavy on your shoulders - you were meant to protect them. You collapsed down to your knees in tears, sobs wracking your chest. You were meant to keep them safe. "I take it back," you whispered, voice thick with tears, "I can't do it without them. Do what you want to me."

It was the last hand you'd expected that came to rest on your shoulder and gently squeeze. "Get up." Came the voice of the world's greatest swordsman. "A Captain's grief should not be witnessed here. I'll take you somewhere private, where you can grieve properly, and I'll organise a rescue mission for any survivors."

He was a little odd looking, and that was putting it nicely. He was some sort of clown, judging from his large red nose, and he was.. well, all head. He was a head, directly attached to feet, and you couldn't quite understand how his hands were also attached to him. It was unnatural, and more than a little unsettling. He was yelling at you, bouncing up and down, and all you could do is stare. "It's flashily rude to stare ya know!" The guy yelled, which finally forced you to blink yourself back into full awareness. "What the fuck?" You managed, finally crouching down to look at him properly. "I'm Buggy! Genius Jester! Star Clown!" He yelled, and you shoved a finger in your ear to rub it. "You're also fucking loud." You muttered, running a hand over your face. "Hey! I'm looking for.. well.. the rest of me." You told you, realising that maybe yelling at you wasn't the best way to get your help. "For what?" You asked dumbly, blinking at him owlishly. The rest of himself? Was he some sort of hippie, what did that even mean? "I'm a chop chop man! My body comes apart." He explained, splitting his hand from the rest of his body as your face contorted in disgust. "I'm going to be sick." "You get used to it. Now stop being useless, and help me out! My leg is around here somewhere, I can feel it."

[sinning-23]

Bikinis On Top (OPLA Bikini Headcannons)

Seeing their bbygrl in a bikini opla headcannons

THis gets a lil RISQUE soooo 18+

Hey youguys i know its been a while lol I've been s swamped with work and Enjoy this in honor of hot girl summer approaching lmao I promise I'm getting back into eh groove of writing!

alos pls excuse spelling errors yall know me lmao

Luffy

-It’s hot and his shirts are open 9 times out of 10 so

-He was a bit stunned to see you with one of Nami's bikini tops adorning your chest with a nice pair of jean shorts.

-Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

-He's really trying to act normal but you can always tell when those big brown eyes start shifting from your face to your chest. And he always has that goofy grin on his face

-Strongly believe he's the type to impulsively bite them. lmao like literally grab two handfuls and CHOMP.

-He always was more of a boobs guy.

Zoro

-"Where's the rest of your shirt."

-He’s got his eyes skillfully flickering from your chest to your eyes then to you collar bone and again.

-“You don’t like me showing them off?” You question, slipping past him with a smile

-the funny thing is, you’re not talking about your boobs. You’re talking about the bites and hickeys he skillfully placed along them

-crazy how near the end of the day, the only thing the crew can seem to find as a trace of you is the discarded bikini top

Sanji

-He helped you tie it this morning when the sun had first been shining to brightly into your room, heating both of you up.

-personally, Sanji likes it when you wear the full piece, the straps of your bottoms just barely peaking out from the low-rise jeans you've got on.

-He also is one to pull your strings when you're also so the top just falls down to reveal the girls

-Is the type to lift you up out of the pool and set you up to sit on the steps like the goddess you are and just admire.

Usopp

-matching swimsuit set matching swimsuit set matching swimsuit set

-He always likes seeing you in a nice brown or sage green two-piece.

-won't say anything but wow when he sees you and smiles.

-Keep it polite but just know his hugs from behind will always end with him pulling at your bottom straps and letting them snap against your skin.

"USOPP!" You yelp, narrowing your brows at him while you massage the spot.

"Ok ok, i'm sorry mommas" He chuckles, pressing a kiss to the affected area, his large hands massaging the flesh of your thighs.

Nami

-Strictly a bikini gf and wifebeater+swim trunks gf duo lmao

-This can go either way actually. If she feels like a bikini kinda day it's gonna be a bright orange or a pure white with a sunhat and a nice flowy cover-up

-A she can't and won't make it easy for you to keep your hands off her,

-If YOU are in the bikini and she's in the swim trunks she REFUSES to keep her hands off you. She knows her girl looks good asf.

-Expect to have your ass smacked.

Shanks

-Is definitely keeping you on his lap while everyone else is splashing around. It was a pretty chill day and everyone decided hey why not go for a swim

"Can I please get in the water Shanks?" You sigh, pulling the strings of his swim trunks as he smiles and gives a quick "Nuh-uh"

-"Your ass looks too good. Just stay here a little longer hm?" he asks, squeezing your thighs, pressing kisses to your shoulder.

-He doesn't waste time taking you somewhere secluded to pull those bottoms to the side, somehow loving the way your ass looks in those bottoms every time he thrusts

Mihawk

-He personally likes it when you wear one of that cute pinup like 50's monokinis? And some wedges with a bandana. UGH he's gonna be right there with you avoiding the sun under the umbrella (that pale ass skin lmao)

-Will 100% lather you in sunscreen and just paper your shoulder with kisses.

-He's not taking you to eh pool he's taking you to the beach and you're just sitting together, enjoying one another company

-"I'm fucking you within an inch of your life after this." H admits in monotone, skin already starting to darken in a tan

-"Yes splendid." You reply still resting, enjoying the faint heat of the sun.

Buggy

-HAHAAAAAA this man will tear it off and then feel bad and get you another one...just to tear that off too

-is a sucker for the bikinis with anything on the boobs lmao he thinks they look like targets

-I like to think that ocean water is the only thing like that is an issue lmao so it is safe to say he's in the pool every summer, roughhousing with you and the rest of his crew

-I mean just a bunch of fucking kids lmao, macro polo, chicken fight, pretending to be a shark, you name it

-accidentally caused a nip slip tho and yelled for everyone to look away while shielding his girl.

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[tojiphile]

ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION MEN + DICK HEADCANONS & SIZES

a/n. i wrote this last night at 5am while sleep deprived so the further it gets the more wack it gets LOL

cw/tw. f!reader, rough sex, blowjobs, dirty talk, slight exhibitionism, body hair, skinny penis, unprotected sex, for 18+ readers

MONKEY D. LUFFY

— 6.5” but thinks he’s average, so he doesn’t stretch it out with his abilities. not too girthy, but he makes up for it with his unrelenting stamina. it curves up against his stomach and leans left slightly. a little bit messy because he tried to shave it once and nicked himself, so he just settled with the hair. honey-toned towards the base and a deep red at the tip, especially when he’s raring to go.

— he wants to do it in every position, on every surface. he has you bent over the dinner table, one leg up and slamming into you mercilessly. he has you spread eagle in the bathtub, legs locked behind his back as he stuffs you full. it’s almost as if his dick is made for you, the curve perfectly abuses your g-spot as every orgasm overwhelms you, and you’re left a sobbing, babbling mess. he wants to know if he’s doing well, and he gets his answer when you chant “s— so, ah! good, fuck, d— don’t stop!” like a prayer.

RORONOA ZORO

— long, fat and heavy. he’s blessed with a stunning 7.3” length, though if anyone asks, he rounds down to make them feel more at ease. veiny. the mushroom tip is flushed purple, and it’s rests nicely on your tongue!! probably messy down there, he doesn’t see the point in shaving or trimming, but if you ask nicely, he’ll grunt, roll his eyes, and do it for you.

— you insisted that you didn’t need any prep, but as you straddled him, lining up your cunt with his cock, you soon realised your mistake. you have to spread yourself open, face scrunching up, and slowly sink down. he loves the feeling of your pussy walls fluttering as you start riding him. when your eyes flutter shut and your hips stutter, he takes control—holding you tight by the waist and fucking into you until you’re screaming.

SANJI VINSMOKE

— 6.4” and so so pretty. slender, with a pale shaft that leads into a rosy pink at the tip. it curves up and to the right. the carpet matches the drapes. he keeps it neat, though he probably doesn’t grow much hair anyway. he trims it once every few days, but he’ll never admit to it. smells the best AKA smells really clean, like soap.

— he goes crazy when you maintain eye contact and drop to your knees. you take his cock in hand, lifting it to run your tongue on the underside, tracing a prominent vein. you swirl your tongue around his sensitive head and his whole body is shaking, knees buckling as he chases that familiar high.

USUPP

— coming in at 5.8”, he makes up for it in his thick girth. when he jerks himself off, he can barely wrap his hand around it. he’s soooo sensitive that the wind can blow and he’s be hard. fat fat fat mushroom head that’s olive, golden-hued, and always oozing precum. heavy heavy balls. he might be clumsy and inexperienced, but his size alone is enough to make you drool. trims sometimes but only when he thinks he might get lucky.

— his hand grips your hair as you worship his cock, working magic with your mouth. as you jerk him off, you give small kitten licks to his leaking tip, tasting his salty precum. you whisper, “i want you” and before you know it, he has you pinned under him, rutting his thick cock into you desperately. his eyes are fixated on the way your cunt swallows him, and only strangled groans escape his lips.

BUGGY

— sorry buggy simps but he’s definitely a shower not a grower, though he still does comes in at a nice 6”! also, it’s ya boy, skinny penis. built like a tree branch but at least it’s really veiny, AND he knows how to talk you through it. so really, it might not be the most impressive but with his confidence when he’s fucking you? he’ll fuck you out and make you believe he’s 8” and 5”.

— he loves admiring your sopping cunt as it swallow him whole, your princess parts stretching to to accommodate his cock. he likes to fucks you. he presses you up against a window and fucks you from the back, choking you with his forearm and practically purrs, “taking me so well, ya dirty slut, fuckin’ cunt was made for my cock.”

SHANKS

— he doesn’t act like it buuuuuuut monster cock. it’s 7.8”, thick, and curved so much it slaps against his happy trail. let me tell you that when he sun tans, he does it naked. he lathers that horse cock up with sunblock and spreads eagle on the sand, hands behind his head, so he’s bronzed and beautiful. trims when he feels like it or if you ask, he doesn’t really think much about it.

— he doesn’t look like he’s putting in much effort when he fucks, barely breaking a sweat, but he has you writhing, hands gripping the sheets, eyes hazy and choking on your own spit. he knows what he’s doing to you. his thumb finds your clit, rubbing in delicate circles making you cum over and over again until you’re absolutely wrecked. when he’s close, he picks up the pace, grunting heavily, hips stuttering as he spills his seed inside of you. when he pulls out, he takes the time to finger fuck his cum back into you, your body shaking as you work through the aftershock.

[tokoyamisstuff]

[arkive78]

One Piece Fic Recs that occupy my mind nonstop

After really getting into One Piece this past spring, I've been reading as much as tumblr and AO3 have offered me in terms of One Piece content. It's been hard to keep track of everything that I have read, however, certain stories/headcanons/posts linger in my mind and I thought I'd share them with you!

Minors DNI with fics marked as NSFW and for anyone, be sure to read the content warnings the authors have mentioned!

Hope y'all enjoy!

Updated: October 1, 2024

Killer

Childhood Crush by @analogwriting

does involve violent themes, please be sure to read content warnings for each chapter

Will You Let Me? by @fanaticsnail

NSFW, Pollen AU

Dreaming of You by @fanaticsnail

this also includes Heat and Kid

NSFW

The Break (Kid x reader x Killer) by @standfucker

Gore, graphic description of injury/pain/first aid, hurt/comfort, confessions, highly oblivious reader

Rotation (Heat, Kid, Killer, Wire x reader) by @standfucker

explicit NSFW content

Loving you is easy by @sheerxfiction

NSFW

Three Times Killer Tried to Confess and The One Time That He Did by @nina-ya

SFW

Acid, Salt, Fat, and Heat (w/ Kid) by @fanaticsnail

NSFW

Ace

SFW:

A world we are both in by @my-love-is-sunlight

Kiss by @my-love-is-sunlight

Patching Up Ace's Wounds by @nina-ya SFW

there are more of this prompt with different characters btw!

Help by @sanjisprincesswifey

Blinders On by @froggiewrites

Taking the hit for him by @grandline-fics

NSFW:

Open Flame by @willowbelle

Ace + back dimples by @tetzoro

Fated Reunions by @tetzoro

Coward by @mimi-ya

Need by @maddddstuff

Ass or Tits? by @cloudzoro

Follow Through by @froggiewrites

My Pretty Little Thief by @turtletaubwrites

Zoro

SFW:

Bloom by @tetzoro

brazen by @mydearlybeloathed

"we should get married" by @grandlinedreams

wake him up! by @sleepymarimo

He Loves Me by @clare-875

Got me losin' my cool by @bitchimasnake-sss

Insomnia: owner's instruction by @revasserium

NSFW:

The Right Direction by @willowbelle

with hearts aligned by @eelnoise

2 years overdue by @heyitsdoe

pumpkin by @cloudzoro

beg for me by @angel1010xx

Waterflow by @otkuhotgirl

Law

SFW:

touch-starved Law by @maroronoa

the death of me by @weneeya

too sweet for me by @my-love-is-sunlight

there are no conditions by @cozage

Hidden symptoms by @escenariosinfumables

Unspoken affections by @avocadorablepirate

NSFW:

Tethered Together by @tetzoro

Luffy

A secret by @missmugiwara

18+, suggestive

SFW:

you can talk to me, but you already know by @mydearlybeloathed

clueless by @grandline-fics

Bachata by @fanaticsnail

Mihawk

Sapsorrow by @fanaticsnail

has both SFW and NSFW so make sure to read the chapter warnings!

Creative Cures by @discordantwritings

NSFW

Shanks

SFW:

Remember Me by @fanaticsnail

Dancando Lambada by @fanaticsnail

NSFW:

Always return to you by @discordantwritings

Sanji

NSFW:

Citrus by @otkuhotgirl

Multiple characters

Hey Doc by @fanaticsnail

some NSFW themes depending on the drabble

so very very funny

The Kissing Booth by @fanaticsnail

Paulie, Luffy, Hongo, Smoker, Aokiji, Heat, Crocodile, Sanji, Shachi, Law, and Zoro (right now)

my favorite ones are: Luffy, Smoker, Heat, Shachi !

Competency, Stupidity, Duality by @fanaticsnail

kid, zoro, and killer

SFW

Post Injury by @standfucker

law, shanks, rosinate, blackbeard, mihawk

gore content warnings

Gremlin Reader by @standfucker

Straw Hats, Whitebeard Pirates, Heart Pirates, and Kid Pirates

literally the funniest fucking thing I've ever read

they hurt you while controlled by a devil fruit by @grandline-fics

zoro, law, shanks

angst, descriptions of injury, and hurt/comfort

Beauty scars by @cozage

law, kidd

borderline NSFW

Truth or Dare by @cozage

Ace, Shanks, Luffy, and Law

SFW + NSFW, the NSFW section is clearly marked by the author

Oblivious flirting by @cozage

Law, Luffy, Ace

SFW

A Plushie Substitute by @cozage

Zoro, Luffy, Sanji, Ace, Law

SFW

Five things he says when he thinks you're asleep by @imasimpforshanks

Law, Ace, Shanks

SFW

the moment they knew you were the one by @imasimpforshanks

Luffy, Zoro, Ace, Sanji, Shanks, Law, Sabo

fluff

Falling in love with them by @imasimpforshanks

Ace, Law

SFW

OP to you being clueless to their flirting/feelings part 1 by @astelren

Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Zoro Sanji, Izou, Cavendish, Rayleigh, Law

fluff

there's a part 2!

Being scared to have sex with them by @strawhatsoraya

Zoro, Law, Kid, Ace

obviously NSFW

Calling them my love by @lehguru

Law, Sabo, Ace, Kid, Killer, Bartolomeo

SFW

Kid, Zoro, Law, & Sanji with a s/o afraid of having sex by @eustasskidagenda

NSFW

there are 2 other parts with different characters!

A celestial dragon wants their fem!s/o by @uramakimochi

Zoro, Sanji, Law

SFW

there's another part too!

Hand placement by @cloudzoro

Ace, Crocodile, Law, Mihawk, Nami, Reiju, Robin, Sanji, Tashigi, Zoro

NSFW

god the ones about the girls are SO GOOD

affectionate + strawhats by @lehguru

SFW

OP boys in a relationship by @moonydustx

SFW

growing old together by @usernameforaboredcat

Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Ace, Sabo, Law, Kid

SFW

sobbed

one piece boys rescuing you by @badgerbl00d

law, zoro

sfw

heartstopper by @sleepymarimo

luffy, sanji, zoro, law

sfw

party games they'd play as an excuse to kiss you by @imasimpforshanks

luffy, zoro, nami, ace, law, shanks

sfw

Op characters reacting to you kissing them and running away by @princeoftheeternalbog

luffy, zoro, sanji, nami, robin, usopp, ace, marco, izou, sabo

slightly suggestive, mdni

Number Games by @turtletaubwrites

multi-chapter story with Cross Guild x reader

very NSFW, read the tags very carefully

Random Flirting Headcanons by @feral-artistry

Shanks, Buggy, Sanji, Ace, Law, Zoro

SFW

Here's part 2 with more characters

Jealousy fueled kiss w/ “Do you have any idea how much I want to kiss you right now?” by @grandline-fics

Ace, zoro, law, kid, lucci

sfw

Thinkin about: the monster, trio, ace ‘n law! Vs breeding kink! by @bitchimasnake-sss

luffy, zoro, sanji, ace, law

nsfw

Habits of touch by @clare-875

Zoro, sanji, luffy

sfw

Butterflies -- how they realize they have feelings for you (touch edition) with Luffy, Zoro, and Law by @radishaur

luffy, zoro, law

sfw

multiple versions! this one is just my favorite hehe

[cloudzoro]

Titles they like to use in bed - one piece

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smut, minors dni

fem!reader

masterlist

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Sir/Ma'am/Miss

It makes them feel in control but not like they have too much power over you. A simple “Yes, Sir/Ma'am” from you before following an instruction has them ready to tear you apart and put you back together again. You're so well mannered and such a good girl, they'll do anything you ask of them if you throw a “Please Sir/Ma'am” at the end.

- Mihawk, Crocodile, Robin, Sabo, Tashigi

Baby

They love when you take the reins, they love hearing “Does that feel good baby?” as you work your fingers inside them, and they love hearing you coo about how pretty your baby is after they cum. The simple and affectionate term stirs a warmth inside them that they can't compare to anything else.

- Sanji, Nami, Ace, Buggy

Captain

At first, they think you're poking fun at their title/questioning their authority. You're a brat, a teasing “C'mon Captain” falling from your lips as you whisper how horny you are to them right out on the deck. However when they're fucking you so deep, just like you begged them too, and you moan out the title it ignites the possessive streak within them. They are your captain and you belong to them and no one else.

Law, Shanks, Kidd

Daddy/Mommy

When the name first falls from your lips, their whole demeanour changes. The way you cling to them as you whine about how close you are and then slip out a high pitched “Please daddy/mommy” has their hips snapping into you with purpose. They press tender kisses all over your skin promising that they'll take good care of you.

Smoker, Reiju, Hina

Their name

Plain and simple. They don't need to hear anything else. It strikes a possessiveness in them that even you're slightly unnerved by. They'll do anything just to hear their name from those pretty lips. Every time you moan out their name when they're fucking you so good they tell you to do it louder so that everyone else is the surrounding area knows exactly who's making you feel that good.

Zoro, Jinbe, ZORO, Ace, Have I mentioned Zoro yet?, Buggy, zoro