#bump on the inside

[shaw-ni]

Rant in tags

[re-colligere]

some fear and envy doodles!! they're very silly

[abbeyofcyn]

[hyunpic]

[neonhellscape]

gay tech priests standing by a computer, colourised

[ohimsummer]

I was wondering how it feels to be pregnant earlier and I just know if you voiced that aloud to satoru you’d be bred by the end of the night

[merakiui]

Imagine pathetic and desperate Azul dry humping you, fully clothed, in an empty hallway and he won't shut the hell up lol. Like do something before someone investigates the noise.

Straight up, dry humping is very hot to me and I legit want to think up a scenario for each and every single guy (that's appropriate to) that involves it.

He absolutely cums from dry humping alone AAAAAA he’s such a loser, babbling in your ear about how perfect you are and how much he loves you and has wanted this the whole day, all while grinding against your ass from behind. His arms are looped around your waist to hold you against him, pinning your body to his while he rocks back and forth. The hallway is empty (for now), but he’s so loud and he just won’t shut up! You keep turning your head to kiss him so he’ll be more quiet, but that has him whining even more. orz if you’re really so worried about getting caught, he’s willing to drag you elsewhere so that the two of you are properly secluded, but the minute he’s alone with you it’s back to feeling you up and grinding against you while fully clothed hehe.

[nando161mando]

Job hopping "not worth the 20% bump in pay"

[thepromiscuousfinger]

"Your child is being too loud"

Said to me at the local park the other day by some middle aged busybody who looks like she probably beat her kids when they were growing up

Ok so like

My kid is literally 2 years old

We're at the park so fuck your 'inside voice' nonsense

My child is expressing himself and I'm about to express myself all up in your face if you speak to me again

[mahealinskis]

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[yesmissnyx]

You tried the xenomorph toy yet?!?

Alas, none of the holes I have access to (both mine and others') can accommodate that beast 😤🙏 She's girthy.

She's mostly for photos--which I'll hopefully be able to take once this round of migraines finally passes!

[spookyfishoperalamp]

You know the fanfics where either danny or jason get pregnant?

Well does anyone else want a fic where BOTH jason and danny get pregnant? Think about it they find out one of the is 8 weeks pregnant and then a week or two later they other finds out they're also pregnant.

So now you have 2 pregnant people and the babies could be in the numbers 2-4, depending how many kids you want them to have you can even have angst in there.

Like Red Hood gets shot cause either;

He was the one who didn't find out first so he still patrolled or,

We can even go the route that danny finds out he's pregnant after jason but he gets captured by the GIW or even the Fentons (if you want to go bad reveal and them thinking danny is just a post mortem impression that imprinted on the ecto of the portal) so after he's captured and flees back to the GZ he gets treated then finds out that he is pregnant

I'm just rambling my thoughts down and don't know if any of this makes sense to anyone else so if you want to run with this do so

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: ORDINARY MONSTERS by J. M. Miro.

Swinging from a teeny tiny read (A SHINING) to this behemoth, which weighs in at 658 pages (that's like. uh. nine (9) SHININGs, never mind about the word density per page).

Did I know this is the first book in a trilogy? No. Did I know the trilogy is not yet complete?? Also no. Will that stop me from reading it now anyway??? Wow, you guessed it: No.

I'm always down books featuring corvids in the cover art and kids with mysterious powers, AND the "man made of smoke" that the jacket promises sounds Very Intriguing. All I know going into this book is what the jacket tells me, though, so I'm excited to be surprised!

[beatriceportinari]

most tragic thing abt me after the mortality thing is that i am in fact allergic to peaches (and many other fruits) BUT only through skin contact. so i have to eat them cut up ij small bits with my mouth wide open so they don't touch my lips and i can't get juice anywhere : (

[hawnks]

weird teenage girls who become obsessed with what they fear, who learn their fears inside out, who ascertain expertise on their fears, and then when someone is like “wow, you know a lot about wasps, you must really like them :)” they just have to be like no <3

[bunnihearted]

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