#but ... rats....

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[simkaye]

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[shinynx]

Naner video

[snowspot]

hecate 🔪

[lotostar]

Go little guy, go!🎵

[rslashrats]

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[acorviart]

rat king

[hemlocketrove]

Jayce wakes up at 2am to Viktor raiding his kitchen for shredded cheese probably

[spaceybread]

[spicymochi]

little chef and secret agent

[animentality]

[bedupolker]

Handsome