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canisalbus · 6 months

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You know you’re sort of just on a stage presenting pictures of your pretty gay dogs and every time you do more people cheer than who live in my hometown

I hope you feel good about that

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#I don't know about the stage part #a lot of the time it's more like if I had a personal bulletin board #set up in front of the hole in the ground where I live in #and periodically I sneak out and pin up a new picture of my dogs #and maybe there's a guest book if you wanted to leave a comment #but I never saw you and you never saw me #answered #anonymous

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gibbearish · 7 months

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish #bigger gibbers

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newttxt · 1 month

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crisis of disbelief

#one piece #trafalgar law #zoro #luffy #‘what ship is this’ sure #lulaw? luzo? law…zo? or is it zolaw. none of these sound like words anymore #well i guess bc they aren’t. they aren’t real words #‘law and zoro never really saw gear 5’ yeah. law saw his giant head in the roof and zoro was basically dead #they felt That tho #and finally #‘i thought you were taking a much needed rest break after weekly comics’#yeah well. i need a new brush bc my old one kills my wrist and there is a STEEP learning curve for me ://#it’ll get easier right. it’ll look better right. RIGHT?!

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

#you’re so welcome to your opinions but like #if you just vehemently loathe all pet names then what are we supposed to do #and it wasn’t like one person said honey one person said baby etc #it was like EVERYONE said EVERY pet name all at once #whatever it makes me nauseous to think that everyone has this secret vendetta against pet names so I’m just #going to pretend I never saw it and hope no one feels compelled to unfollow at the sight of ‘sweetheart’

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umblrspectrum · 1 month

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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive #if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it #or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this #ill settle on textbox designs also eventually #god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think #saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me #murder drones #art #murder drones n #murder drones v #murder drones j #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #serial designation j #serial designation v #they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships #curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head

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bertoyana · 2 months

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gay ass dialogue 😭😭😭 what do you mean ANNOYING SECRET SMILE LMAOOO be serious for ONCE man

#any mutant ever: hey mags how is it goi #erik: did you know me and charles used to be best friends? that we were so familiar and intimate with each other words weren't even NEEDED #did you know we know each other in ways i will never know anyone else did you know HE HAD THIS SECRET SMILE ONLY I EVER SAW DID YOU KNO #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #otp: i want you by my side #cherik #xmen

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spectral-honey · 2 years

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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante #everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker-#-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun'#any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?'#alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go #also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like #'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like #'okay. have fun at school sweetie'#BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty #IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be #saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that

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chalkrub · 8 months

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strange fellas

#my art #demon #illustration #oc #ethos #pathos #logos #lino printing fun as hell yippeeeeee #i don't have a scanner at home and i forgor to ask my mom to scan these for me like two days in a row so i just took photos #of the original scans and made do. too impatient. and the paper texture looks neat anyway #how the hell people make intricate line work with lino i do not understand. saw a mutual post a wolf's head lino print the other day #and it was so detailed with thin decorative lines. idk how they be doin it #if the answer is lots of patience and the knowledge you could fuck up at any moment then i guess i'll never hone the art

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 2 years

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#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson!#I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁)#my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!!#I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well'#but I had never seen one!#I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

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hychlorions · 2 months

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a what-if i've been thinking about for forever... trucy knowing the truth before anyone could tell her

#trucy wright #apollo justice #ace attorney #.png #ough ough ough how many times has she helped 'ruin' someone's life...#like what if when she was so desperate to help phoenix get acquitted she gets hit in the face with the realization that #she might just be ruining her new-found brother's life too #so yeah. how would she even bring that up #haha hey polly. remember that time i handed you fake evidence. well did you know i saw your bracelet and remembered my mom had one too. fun #by the way did you know she told me she had two and gave one to her first-born who she lost a long time ago #like do we know how much trucy remembers about their mom. no! that's why i think this could work #ough i've wanted to make this comic for so long but i never knew how to format it #well i drew the first panel as warm-up and then was like. why not go all the way....#that way i'd be forced to really think about composition

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its-tea-time-darling · 6 months

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➸ The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) vs. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Look at this. They're holding hands. I want them dead.

#baggage much mr. snow?#the hunger games #thg #thgedit #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #ballad of songbirds and snakes #corionalus snow #president snow #lucy gray baird #if you saw me post this 5 seconds ago and delete and reformat it again no you didnt #snow knows a thing or two about how pressure form the capitol can forge unlikely alliances... motivate people to rebel against the system..#also #isn't it kind of neat that the 'i want them dead'#is also kind of that he wants young snow and lucy to be dead? for them never to have happened etc...#lucky flickerman #the hunger games: the ballad of songbirds & snakes #the hunger games: catching fire #tbosasedit #the ballad of songbirds & snakes #the hunger games: the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy x snow #snow x lucy #snowbaird #coryo snow #my gifs #mine #gifhungergames

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tatakaeeren · 7 months

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Levi's Last Salute

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ballpitwitch · 1 year

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KEANU REEVES on stage with his band Dogstar at the BottleRock Napa Valley festival on May 27, 2023

#Keanu Reeves #keanureevesedit #dilfgifs #dilfedit #mancandykings #flashing gif #*#SCREAMS #ahhhhh hi giffing someone else is wild for me #*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#i will never know rest #this man is boyfriend shaped #happy keke is so good for the soul i don't have #LOOK. AT. HIM.#tell everyone you saw me with the devil #gonna crawl back to my cave now

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ms-hells-bells · 1 month

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is it mean that i legit think that a large portion of young people who claim to be asexual are just socially inept so no one wants to date or have sex with them, leading to a large group of virgins who go 'well, i didn't want to be with anyone anyway!', meanwhile they are constantly hornyposting and talking about how sexually attracted they are to fictional characters?

#just saw a poll with like 16000 votes and a QUARTER claim to be asexual #sorry that is complete cap i know a bunch of you just don't have any real life relationship experience because you never leave the house #i'm not saying this as an insult #i am also often socially inept and have never had a proper relationship #that doesn't make me asexual i'm just awkward and autistic and high standards

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ripplefields · 1 year

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i don't even know why i made it berdly i think i just wanted to draw berdly

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune sweet #berdly deltarune #digital art #this gets to go on my main bc i think irs funny and it's not exclusively scc so it can go outside of transsweet #the og image got posted RIGHT after a nifht where i saw a bunch of ppl saying scc music is meaningless and takes up too much of the ost #this is a mix of me being haha funny abt my sillies and also silently upset abt how ppl treat scc and their content #I LOVE THE SWEET CAPN CAKES LEITMOTIF RAAAAAHHHHHHHH #also hi berdly i never draw you despite you and noelle being my favorite lightners . sorry #safeutdr

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tamaharu · 2 months

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times yoo joonghyuk got a little silly with it:

when kdj was going through it in peaceland/during the 24hr vacation and then he turned and looked and yjh was over there chilling making Delicious Food

when he and hsy scammed anna croft that one time

surely he had to have done at least one silly bit to get out of a movie in the theater master dungeon

when he was bantering with hsy over Space Google Docs during the epilogue

when he was beating up kdj and said it "was for making [him] eat dirt"

when he used kdj as a surfboard

#add on more if you remember i havent reread it in a while #beyond the possibility of him being an entertaining streamer (ehhh considering what we saw from him in the mia ss) i think hed wear cat ear #headphones and never really acknowledge them. thats his kind of bit to me.#orv

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