#but especially sniper

[yoylechess]

obsessed with sniper tf2 videos like its magic to me

[commander-spaceboy]

Wanted to draw a bunch of bathing suits the other day, so I did just that :3

Full page under the cut

[redmarqar]

Hey guys!! I was wondering, how did your band form in the first place?

oh, we've finally got to this question. well... take a look.

[modroocko-mumbles]

all those wrinkles apparently don’t *suit* a man who’s 28

[automatonknight]

SNIPERMEDIC

love at first deathtaunt

[bl0odsharkk]

HELLO HI drops mlp tf2 designs and runs away

IM IN LOVE WITH HOW EVERYONE TURNED OUT can you tell i already made lots of headcannons just by looking at them?

hope you like them:3

+ alt version of support under the cut

yes i know i should have drawn a merpony sniper but im too tired ok AJSDJKABD (also i hate their canon design so if i drew them i'm going to redesign the heck out of them so im doing that late 👍)

[olive-garden-hoe]

The most unrealistic part about TF2 ships is not the idea that they’re all queer nor even that the old men from the 60s are open to diverse gender expressions but rather the idea that they wouldn’t just suppress their emotions instead of acting on them/talking them out

[byrdblood]

(the comic that last reblog reminded me of)

[angelicfangz]

when your circle small but all y'all crazy!!!!

[spengsart]

Voibes mate innit

[rowrowronnie]

outing myself as a speeding bullet enjoyer

[parasitoidism]

Truly great moment was Ryo fresh out the hospital jumping out of his car and sucker punching this poor guy to steal his motorcycle. Imagine having to file that police report about how you got knocked the fuck out and your shit stolen by some shirtless blond severely injured 17 year old freak. I would just let it go. Thankfully that guy didn’t have to live with the shame for much longer though considering how the story goes

[jevilowo]

So we all know Running Blind is pretty much The Speeding Bullet Fic (and if you didn't, well you do now).

But what about the other popular ships? Wacky coincidence, the most kudosed Heavymedic fic is also by Triggeredhappy (writer of running blind), although the Heavymedic is merely tagged as implied.

So what do you denziens of the internet think The Heavymedic Fic is? Also for like Bloody Suit, Boots n Bombs, Urine Sample, Swordvan and Napoleon Complex ?

(Actually now that i think of it would the infamous Pink Popsicle comic count as a fic? I'd say that would be at least The Heavymedic Something)

[mr-e-nigma]

I love video game update patch notes

[morskisir]

THIS IS WHAT I AM I AM A MAN SO COME AND DANCE WITH ME MICHAEL 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

here's a silly thing based on an. inisde joke i guess. between @cheebuss and i :)

[clausmotherthree]

Team Fortress 2 Mercenary Ages - given all of the canon information we know!

Scout - 27

In the TF2 Comic “The Naked and the Dead,” Spy (Scout’s biological father) states that Scout was conceived 27 years ago, making Scout 27. This is the only 100% confirmed age.

Soldier - mid 40s to early 50s

It’s stated in Soldier’s description that he attempted to join the army during WWII. If we assume Soldier was a young adult when he attempted to enlist, he would now be in his mid 40s to early 50s during the events of TF2.

Pyro - unknown

There is very little information out there on Pyro. It would be impossible for me to accurately identify their age.

Demoman - mid 30s

The only information I have in regards to demoman’s age comes from a line his mother says in the book “Valve Presents Volume 1: The Sacrifice and Other Steam-Powered Stories” in which Demo’s mother remarks: “No demoman worth his Sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!” Which means Demo is most likely somewhere in his 30s.

Heavy - mid 40s to early 50s

In the update comic “Meet the Director,” it is revealed that Heavy was sent to a North Siberian Gulag in September 1941 alongside his mother and sisters. Heavy also canonically has a PhD in Russian literature, as revealed through his dialogue in the game ‘Poker Night at the Inventory.’ It would take around 9 years to obtain that PhD, meaning- depending on if he obtained the degree before or after 1941, he would be either in his mid 40s or early 50s.

Engineer - early to mid 30s

Engineer designed and built the Sentry under contract from TF industries in 1965, with him also spending 10 years in the West Texas oil fields- assuming Engineer was 18 before this date, he would be in his early to mid 30s during the events of TF2.

Medic - late 30s to early 40s

Medic’s description explicitly states that he was “Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion,” This implies that Medic was brought up during, or just before, WWII. The word ‘raised’ heavily implies the Medic to still be in adolescence during this era, making him surprisingly younger than expected, with him being around his late 30s to very early 40s during Team Fortress 2.

Sniper - early 30s

In the Team Fortress 2 comic ‘Blood in the Water’, Miss Pauling directly states that New Zealand sunk 40 years ago- in the same comic, Sniper is shown as a baby in a flashback, 10 years after New Zealand sunk. This makes Sniper out to be 30 or 31 in the TF2 present.

Spy - unknown, estimated early-mid 50s

Given Spy’s secretive nature, it’s difficult to deduct how old he is. However, since he has a 27 year old son, it’s likely that he is in his mid 50s. There is a single comic panel (Found in ‘Unhappy Returns’) depicting Spy’s hair to have a grey tint to it, further emphasising this fact.