Meeting Logan Howlett:
Pairings: (DP3 Vers.) Logan Howlett x reader
Summary: You weren’t at the apartment when Wade brought Logan back to meet everyone. So, Wade and Tessa convince you to call out of work one day so you can watch over him while they go on a date.
Warnings: Cursing, mainly, some insults thrown back and forth.
Genre: Fluff, Angst.
Word Count: 1,562
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Logan had heard Wade and Vanessa talk about a woman. A woman with (H/C) colored hair and dazzling (E/C) eyes. However, at the party Wade was determined to have to celebrate saving the timeline, everyone was there but the woman they spoke so highly about. There was bitch number 1, aka fox and friends, pinkie pie, blind Al, Peter, and plenty of others. The slightly disappointed expression on Vanessa’s face when Wade murmured to her that someone wouldn’t be coming, well, Logan could guess it was you they were discussing.
They acted as if it wasn’t bothersome that you weren’t there. Logan could tell though, he could practically smell it. The two of them, especially Wade, really wanted Logan to meet you.
“She’s my best friend!” Wade’s voice echoed in his head as he stared at the seat that was meant for you. It was across from him, clearly a set up. If you were his best friend, then why weren’t you here? It ticked him off, in all honestly. How could they think so highly of you but you couldn’t even come to their dinner party? Over the week, his mind would gloss back to that day whenever he heard Tessa and Wade mention you.
What could be so great about a woman that couldn’t even show up to celebrate a victory? They saved your damned timeline after all!
“I don’t get it.” Logan huffed out to Wade as they sat on the couch, beers in hand, television playing.
“What dont you get, Wolvie?” Wade spoke through the glass bottle, practically inhaling the beverage.
“This girl, what was her name?” Logan realized they had never actually told him your name. He waited for Wade to respond. However, he never did. He never told Logan your name because when one scheming door closes- another one always opens. And if it didn’t open, Wade planned to go all ‘Shinning’ on it till it did. “Now you go all quiet? Cat got your tongue, lip?” Logan tried to taunt the answer from him, but Wade remained strong. Something Logan never expected from Wade was him to actually hold onto a secret.
A few weeks later, Wade smiled at Logan, Vanessa by his side, as they entered the apartment. They didn’t shut the front door, something Logan observed. They kept it cracked slightly while Vanessa’s hand was through it.
“I have a surprise for you!” Wade grinned, clearly proud of himself.
“Whatever it is, I don’t-“ Logan found his words interrupted when the door swung open to reveal you. It was you, with the dazzling eyes and uncertain smile, clearly taken by surprise at the sudden introduction.
You were quick to extend a hand to shake his, “(Y/N), it’s nice to meet you.” Your smile turned strained when he didn’t move to shake your hand, instead, he preferred to stare at you. It felt unnerving to say the least. A tall man jacked with muscles was staring you down, his face stoic and cold, brows furrowed angrily. Or, atleast, you thought it was angrily. It was hard to tell, truth be told. Despite your hesitation on entering the apartment with the stranger scowling at you, Wade’s hand extended into the doorway where you stood and yanked you forward to land directly in front of Logan.
His senses were assaulted immediately by the smell of your perfume, the faded aroma of flowers that seemed to linger on you, and…god…What on earth was that other thing? He struggled to place it, scowl deepening as his nose scrunched. You found yourself intimidated, looking at Wade and Vanessa with concern as Logan’s scowl deepened on you. You had just met this man and he already hated you! Wade didn’t seem to think the same as he spoke up.
“Now that you two kids are all introduced, Ness and I are going out.” Wade’s arm slung over Vanessa’s waist as she smiled, blowing a playful goodbye kiss to you. You blew one back, playfully winking at Vanessa. Wade reached out, pretending to catch both kisses. “Hey now, no one’s making moves on my woman tonight.” With that, the two were gone. As you shut the apartment door, the sound of feet dragging on the ground caught your attention. Looking up, you realized Logan had grabbed another beer and was now sitting on the couch.
“Wade asked me to make you dinner and keep you company.” Your smile didn’t quite reach your eyes, it was hard to flash him an eager grin when he was ignoring you. When he didn’t respond, you awkwardly nodded, moving from the balls of your feet to your toes and back again. This was going so smooth, you sarcastically thought to yourself.
Had you even introduced yourself? You were pretty sure you did…but maybe you didn’t? If you hadn’t, that made you even more of an awkward stranger to him.
“My names-“
“You already said your damned name.” Logan interrupted with a rough tone, clearly agitated just by your presence.
“Oh…” You laughed softly, face reddening.
Logan fell silent once more, leaving you to stew. After a moment and a careful analyzation that lead you to realize he wouldn’t talk to you, you made your way to the kitchen. Going through the various cabinets and fridge as if you had Wade’s apartment memorized, you began to gather supplies for a simple pasta dinner. Meat for meatballs, butter-because who the hell eats food without butter?- marinara sauce, noodles, some seasoning, and bread. Logan, despite remaining on the couch, watched you work. His eyes scrutinized every little thing you did. Thankfully, your back was too him so he didn’t feel too ashamed. He didn’t need a damned babysitter, especially not the one who couldn’t be there for his friend at an incredibly important dinner. Wade claimed it was important, which meant you should’ve been there.
“Why weren’t you at the dinner?” Logan asked, coldly, as he got up from the couch whilst setting his empty beer bottle on the coffee table.
You felt your brows furrow slightly, it had been weeks ago…was that the reason why Logan was being hostile?
“I was visiting family.”
“He said it was important.”
“Wade thinks every dinner is important.” You retorted, finally looking up at Logan. During the time of your quick battle of words he had moved into the kitchen, standing over you with a glare. His lips pursed.
“We saved your damned timeline.” He growled at her in response.
“I didn’t ask you to do that, so don’t you go guilt tripping me.” You raised the spatula from the marina sauce on the stove. Pointing it at him with a sense of sass, you refused to let him bully you for something as small as a dinner.
“You smart ass.” He scoffed out, nose scrunching in annoyance.
“And I was visiting family, so I wasn’t even close enough to come to the dinner.” You huffed, turning away from him as you added the pasta to the sauce. You would’ve loved to have gone to the dinner, to see everyone. But…well, when family demands money after claiming you abandoned them…it’s hard to ignore that guilt trip. You hadn’t even abandoned them. All you were doing was avoiding the conflict going on between everyone only to find yourself soon in the middle of it.
Logan, still deep in a scowl, slightly relented. When you turned away from him, he huffed, crossing his arms as he leaned onto the counter. After a few moments, you extended the bowl of pasta to Logan. He expected you to say something, anything. Your mouth remained shut, a look of annoyance on your face as you shook the bowl, hinting for him to take it. Logan took it, reluctantly he might add. Because even though he wanted to punch you for being such a feisty smart ass, he was also starving.
You watched him snatch the pasta from you. As he sat in the couch, you remained in the kitchen, leaning on the counter as you ate. This was going to be a long night. Another few minutes passed until he finally spoke.
“Still shitty of you.”
You groaned mentally that he was still scolding you. “It was shitty of him to forget my birthday while he was off running about with you.” It was a bitchy comment, and sure as hell was one you’d regret later. You winced slightly as it left your mouth, you could taste the venom in each syllable. You could feel Logan’s eyes on you, pursing your lips, you kept your gaze to the counter as you ate. It was the final time you’d speak of the argument, to your gratefulness. The sound of the couch moving slightly caught your attention.
“Come on.” Was all he said. Looking up, you realized he had moved over on the couch so you could sit beside him. Reluctantly, you moved towards the couch. It wasn’t entirely of your own volition. The main reason you sat down next to him was because of the glare he had sent your way. A warning, one you didn’t want to test. By the time Wade and Vanessa returned, you had fallen asleep on the sofa and Logan was quietly doing the dishes for you. Logan decided that maybe you weren’t that bad, but you still missed his friend's dinner.
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Tuxam Who Visits Bad Badtz-Maru Kingdom! (2/?)
Asphalt timbers the landscape and people decorate the buildings. The wind roams across the city, and the light illuminates below and above.
Badobarm - “It’s a bit crowded than I thought.”
His eyes—the one in black, dwindled across the back-and-forth people’s ravine as it splurged to life’s motion. Stuck in a little gap called an alleyway, he turned to the person beside his left—letting out his hand.
Tuxam - “Badobarm?”
Badobarm - “The crowd here… It’s a bit... Well,—crowded. I’m worry you’ll get lost.”
Tuxam smiled momentarily, as if to comfort Badobarm.
Tuxam - “I’ll be fine. So I’ll stick closely to void your worries.”
Badobarm—gestured forward as they became joint with the walkers. Sound was visualized and noise becoming one with consumption—colored connected and ill-defined. They walked and walked. Veered to the shoes meeting the ground—the bright cheers of advertisers in proclamation. It smelled of fresh product and the grease of good food.
Badobarm - “Hm… Is there anything you want—Tuxam?” “There’s food—but we already ate. There’s toys. Furniture. Clothes. Anything and I’ll get it for you, since it is your day.”
(Badobarm, who waits for a response)
(Soon turns around, to not find him)
Badobarm - “…Tuxam?” “Oi, Tuxam! Don’t tell… (Sigh). I didn’t think I’d lose that guy so easily to a crowd…”
Badobarm - “TUUUXAAMMM!” “…I looked down too… I don’t see a flat-as-a-pancake Tuxam sprawled on the floor…”
His shoulders relaxed, as Badobarm closed his eyes. He finished taking a deep breath. Scrouging himself to look up towards the sky, before clasping his hands into a megaphone—
Badobarm - “TUUUUUXXAAAAMMMM!!!”
Echoing. And echoing. Some glanced with confused looks or continued their very way. He repeated this a few times, before pushing across the crowd to see a blue dot in the corner of his eyes.
Focusing.
Interacting with a shirt in hand, he gouged it with a pair of sticks. Next to him, were a few stacked shirts and plastic bags full of who-knows and whatevers.
Pushing through the crowd, as he came forward to him. Tuxam.
Badobarm - “…There you are!”
(But the person he called towards was too distracted…)
(He crouched down… Waving his hand towards his face, but he was too into the groove… Disastrous indeed…!?)
(You can hear Tuxam mumbling to himself)
Tuxam - “…Ideally the design should be simplified but still recognizable to Lord Sam’s size and shape…”
Tuxam - “…It must express both his handsomeness and his cuteness… That is a must-have.”
Tuxam - “…I should see if there’s any cheaper fabric and thread here…” “…It would be a waste if I used my own…”
Tuxam - “…I should also prepare photocopies of my lord as well—to an artist, I’m sure a reference would be of help…”
(Looking towards the side of the knight who was strangely fixated on fixing a shirt… No. Multiple shirts.)
(Plastic bags full of yarn, thread, and bootleg tuxedo sam merchandise) (Badobarm took a small plushie, and in “immaculate” imitation…)
“Tuxedo Sam” - “Tuxam! Tuxam! Look over here! I turned thiiiisssss small!”
(The knight, who was fixated on knitting a shirt, finally looked up in surprise)
Tuxam - “…My lord!? How could—”
(He noticed it was only a plushie, but managed to finish his sentence.)
Tuxam - “—you turn this small.”
(He finally noticed Badobarm, crouching down to his level while holding a small tuxedo sam plushie to his face)
Tuxam - “It’s not a good idea to impersonate a lord.”
Badobarm - “It wasn’t my intention, but—I had to get your attention somehow. And I did just that, right?”
(Badobarm placed the plushie back onto the bench, before standing up)
(Looking down to the knight, who awaited to see what he would say)
Badobarm - “Now, what are you doing here?”
Tuxam - “There’s nothing more blasphemous than an incorrect depiction of his handsomeness and cuteness, Lord Sam.”
Tuxam - “In my moment of looking around and admiring the architecture, I spotted the likeness of my lord in one of the—no in multiple shops.”
Tuxam - “As his Knight of Fragaria, it is only my right to do this.” “And I took the challenge of creating designs that could honorably express the image of Lordd Sam”
Badobarm - “Uh-huh.”
Badobarm - “Tuxam.”
(Taking off the hat Tuxam wore, Badobarm delivers a karate chip straight towards his head. It didn’t hurt, but the action was certainly noticeable.)
Tuxam - “Eh…!?”
(Tuxam held the top of his head, in surprise as he watched to see what action Badobarm would take.)
Badobarm - “When I called you out, and suddenly you weren’t there—I thought you got squished by the crowd and flatten yourself into a pancake?!”
Badobarm - “So, Tuxam. Make it an effort to tell me if you see something interesting, okay? We’re both together and spending our time together.”
Badobarm - “But after talking…” “Take this.”
(Badobarm forehead flicks Tuxam.)
Badobarm - “…And this! A personification of my anger.”
(He delivers his final blow…!? A forehead flick…!?)
Tuxam - “…My apologies, Badobarm. I didn’t meant to worry you in that way.”
Badobarm - “I didn’t think you’d be in any danger… But it did worry me when you suddenly vanished like that.”
Tuxam - “Sorry…”
Badobarm - “Take it to heart, will you?”
Tuxam - “I will…”
Tuxam - “But Badobarm, my visor, could I have it back?”
(Badobarm looks at the hat within his hands within a moment, before putting it directly back on Tuxam’s head)
Tuxam - “Thank you.”
(Tuxam readjusts to its position)
(Badobarm eyes the bench—a few shirts in a distinct blue color are stacked and seemingly differentiated between each other) (Next to it a single plastic bag stuffed to the brim with Tuxedo Sam merchandise as a ball of yarn spills from it, with the end attached to a pair of knitting needles)
Badobarm - “Could I have a look at that?”
Tuxam - “I don’t see why not.”
Tuxam - “As you can observe, I differentiated the two between what I haven’t fixed and the fixed.”
Tuxam - “It is… Technically meant to be a depiction of my lord, Tuxedo Sam.” “Albeit, a bit poor in taste for my liking.”
Tuxam - “That reminds me! Badobarm, could you—”
Badobarm - “Before you finish with what you have to say…”
Badobarm - “I keep a very delicate line between separating work life with my personal life. If you have something to say, I want you to write a letter to me, ‘kay?”
Tuxam - “…Oh! I’ll keep that in mind then.”
Badobarm - “Good.” “But I’ll carry that for you, if you don’t mind.”
Tuxam - “Ah. You don’t have to do that.”
(Tuxam who takes off his hat.) (And like a magician… He takes the items on the bench and stuffs it within the hat.)
(Badobarm blinks a few times.)
(He blinks another time—and before he knows it, the continents that once lounged on that same bench is gone.)
(Tuxam, who already has hit hat fitted onto him before Badobarm knew it.)
Tuxam - “There.”
Tuxam - “I apologies for wasting valuable time.”
Badobarm - “No—No worries. It’s best if we get going, yeah?”
(Tuxam nods in agreement, and the two of them walk together…) (Badobarm recalls the moment when he managed to take Tuxam’s hat… Wonderstruck if there was a bigger void than he had realized.)
(Empathize setting and Badobarm getting lost in thoughts)
(Things starting to blur and swirl like getting knocked out, the conscience of a thousand pitter patter of footsteps and the sound of the city becoming noise to the incoherent trace of mind) (something something)
(Tuxam - “A gentleman should also be prepared to store his belongings.”)
(That’s what he imagined.)
(The figment of what a Tuxam might had said if he asked.)
Badobarm - “(What else is a gentleman…?)”
(BWAMH! Badobarm stumbles, as he reclaims his footing.)
(In front of him, a convenient pole.)
Tuxam - “B—Badobarm!”
Badobarm - “Huh—What…?!”
Tuxam - “…Be a bit more careful with where you’re a walking.”
Badobarm - “Right…!”
Tuxam - “You’re okay? It doesn’t hurt?”
Badobarm - “Yes. I’m fine. Let’s just continue—”
Thus Ends The Story... (so i can brutally battle myself to the death because the reign of writer's block will soon come never...)
To summarize my problem, “I overheated my brain, and my idiocy couldn’t take it!” (And I want to have fun, not have a headache like right now </3)
Story Concepts I Wanted To Explore
The Crownmaker’s Festival revolves around the local folktale about a king who holds a contest to make a crown suitable for his royal-ness. In exchange, the winner will be granted a wish of their choice. Despite all the elaborate crowns presented to the king, a humble flower wreath wins. The person who won asked to become king for a day.
The flowers that the participant used are known as “Bird’s Wreath." (further notes below)
The idea behind the “Crownmaker’s Festival” is to explore Badobarm’s dream to become king and whatever that entails? I find Badobarm who would rather prove himself than be dependent on a wish to grant him what he wants. (<- and writing this little in a paragraph about this character makes me want to write essays length about what his character could be like)
i remember went to a derail trying to write this...
I tried to write or outline a concrete setting.
So I started with what the atmosphere of Bad Badtz-Maru Kingdom could look like and maybe what Badobarm's house could also be. (I should have written notable landmarks instead, why am I reflecting on this now at this time...!?)
And then I came to the conclusion: "I need to make a map in order to better visualize the setting." And then I got in the process of worldbuilding (nothing complex, more like writing a few good ideas down). And then I made the map. And then I thought it would be cool if the world of Fragaria was strawberry-shaped.
i blanked out during that. i snapped out of it and realized I spent 4 hours doing most of this in this order. time goes really fast...
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