#but i have a bigger following here than on there so yea lmao

[akuma-tenshi]

idv fandom i have a hc voice for florian

idk if i'm cooking or not but uhh it's yohioloid. specifically in the chattering lack of common sense

[yakumtsaki]

Cyneswith rolls the want to dine out with her Methuselahian boy-toy and I’m hoping we can knock this love out during this date so we never have to see him again. Naturally the road to 20 simultaneous lovers is gonna have some duds, but did we really have to start with one?? Between Cyn’s gray hair turn on and Shajar’s fitness/fatness ones the chemistry mechanic is ruining my life this generation.

Yea that’s great, CADP, here’s an even more appropriate green face: 🤢🤢🤢

-I don’t get paid enough for this shit. 

Random Waiter sweetie, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry we’re romancing this old bitch in front of you, oh my god.

Mercifully CADP wastes no time falling in love with Cyneswith after this public woohoo witnessed by every townie within a 20 mile radius, and the date is a stunning success:

LMAO. Watch Cyneswith become a pillar of the community thanks to publicly banging the elderly, she truly can do no wrong. No wonder she’s the only child Jojo acknowledges. 

Beyond over for Don. 

Cyneswith returns home in the glowing triumph of her platinum plumbob. She literally hasn’t even made it to the front door yet-

-and CADP calls to ask her out again! Man, these drama professors are relentless, remember how half-alien prof stalked Gunther? Did this guy even go home or is he calling us right from the diner where we left him?? Whatever the case, hardest ‘Stay Here’ ever pressed, grandpa. 

-But I wanna go out with him again! 🌸

Yea well we don’t have time to be systematically dating these flops, Cyn, if you wanted in depth affairs you should have rolled a different LTW.

NICE. Another fine addition to our yard of wonders! We’re still not dating you, CADP, but when we’re throwing ragers on this thing, we’ll be thinking of you with some nostalgia and a lot of disgust. 

With Cyneswith platinum for the foreseeable future, I take a look at how everyone else is doing to ensure there aren’t any aspiration failures lurking. Ti-Ning and Frances are ultra-loved up and doing great-

-Angel rolls the want to get engaged to Wulf as well as the want TO INVITE OVER GUNTHER AKA HER TEENAGE FLING FROM 30 YEARS AGO, FFS ANGEL-

-and Don.. well he’s seen better days. The sad ‘go on a date’ want is killing me, I’ve considered it a given so far that he’s endgame for Cyn but they haven’t been interacting much lately, we’ll see how it goes, it might legit be over him.

The semester ends and with it Sophie’s insane 0 studying A+ streak, which is understandable since she literally almost died. Proud of Wulf and Don for bringing their grades up since they were both doing terribly, Don especially was flirting with academic probation last semester. I guess once your gf is no longer distracting you because she’s too busy cheating on you, you start hitting the books.

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new life.. and Sophie autonomously goes to gossip with Shajar!!! I was so shocked I unironically took a screenshot of the little action queue window, but whatever, it’s a big deal! 

-Hey Shajar, you know who’s an even bigger turbocuck than you?? Ti-Ning! God I can’t stand that loser. 

-Haha couldn’t agree more, Sophie! 🖤 Not like I’d agree with anything you say, I have my own personality and opinions and everything!! Why are we talking about him like he’s not right here? I’m not questioning you, just curious! 🖤

-It’s my new bullying tactic! 

-It’s great! 

-Congratulations on your ever-evolving bullying techniques, Sophie! 🖤

-Congratulations on idolizing me! Maybe you’re only a cuck and not a turbocuck after all.

AAAAAAA THEY’RE PLAYING RED HANDS OMG OMG IS THIS FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN????

-Haha great punch, Sophie! I actually felt the nerve damage as it happened!

-Thanks, ever since my post-workout coma I’m stronger than ever!

OMG THEY FINALLY BECAME FRIENDS. Bro I still cannot believe Cyneswith not only befriended Sophie first but is LITERALLY BFFS WITH HER. UN.REAL. ANYWAY there’s only so much blue balling I can take from these two, it’s time to find out if there’s something there once and for all. But first, we need a slight adjustment so let’s head to the nearest mirror..

-OH BROTHER.

In the name of love, Shaj, come on!

-So, Sophie.. As I’m sure you can see, I’m blonde now. And I had to sign a contract promising I won’t sue for how terrible it makes me look, so I’m legally blonde. Now that that’s out of the way..

-..it’s Ti-Ning trashing time!

GODDAMMIT SHAJAR NO. NO MORE TI-NING TRASHING, NO MORE USELESS PLATONIC INTERACTIONS, IT’S GO TIME. Check her out, and let the chips fall where they may!!!

F I N A L L Y I                 L N                L A                A L                N L                I Y L L A N I F

OK. SO NOW WE KNOW. What you do from now on is up to you, first and last time I’m intervening but these two were driving me insane.

-And so after careful consideration, it became clear that blonde is truly my color! 

-Are you sure, Shaj? Because when I saw you upstairs you were sobbing and doing vomiting motions in front of the mirror.

-Aw Angel, that’s not a very nice thing to say! Don’t worry sis, I love your new look! In fact, I’m so proud of the way you look I want you right there next to me when I meet potential lovers! 💗

NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. I mean I wish I wasn’t seeing Shajar’s terrible blonde hair but Sophie’s blondeness turn on forced my hand. But the rest of this pic is what I like to see!

Despite recent developments, Sophie remains elusive af but I’m not butting in anymore, I’m returning to my go with the flow playstyle. So Sophie once again leaves us dick in hand and goes inside to.. you guessed it, socialize with Cyneswith. Shajar follows suit.. and..

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SHAJAR. YOU FINALLY STEPPED UP. I guess there’s only so much cucking from Cyneswith one person can take!!! If Sophie rejects this I’m literally gonna die-

-HELL YES OMG FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

CYNESWITH ARE YOU KIDDING ME. BRO. LITERALLY THE BIGGEST COCKBLOCK TO EVER LIVE

And Shajar is now in love with Sophie, whereas Sophie isn’t even best friends with her yet, oh Shaj.. Well whatever, you’ll get there (I hope). ACR gets right down to business, let’s ignore Sophie thinking of Cyneswith, istg..

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean we literally went from first kiss ever to woohoo with 0 other interactions in between but after all those years of incelitude who can blame Shajar.

And it’s official!!! ❤️ I’ve been convinced these two belong together ever since they were teens but I was also convinced Gunther belonged with Melody/Daniel belonged with Brittany/Jojo belonged with Frances and we remember how all 3 of those went so only time will tell.

In the meantime let’s marvel at how uneven this burgeoning relationship is thanks to Shajar unilaterally obsessing over Sophie for half her teenhood. But she finally got her! An inspirational tale about never giving up on your dreams even when your dreams prefer your sister. 

[bakugouisabitch]

I know you mentioned you didn't ship it, but have you considered a friendship slowburn between Seto and Malik as they tried to figure out a way to bring back Atem and Bakura 👉🏻👈🏻

omg omg okay headcanon time !!!

(I do actually hc that Malik HAD some sort of crush on Seto back in Batle City but I’ll  get to that later)

Now,

in reply to your actual ask because I have a tendency to digress and I’m fucking sorry:

The hc of both Malik and Seto working on bringing back Bakura and Atem: Hell yea I love that.

We need more fics of these two as couple (Atem x Kaiba and Bakura x Malik) 🌝

The whole idea is just so funny to imagine how these two mere God-complexed mortals (Seto and Malik) with a constant desire to be on top of the world would manage to literally defeat Death just to bring back that one person that means the most to them. (Kaiba literally does that in DSOD lmao).

Like, even if I know that BakuMali has much less in canon than what Atem and Kaiba have, I can see the similarities there (and it’s funny to venture into that in the fanon way).

Both Seto and Malik look in some way up to those ghosts that waltzed into their lives and decided to call the shots.

Both look at them with some sort of disdain and/or mistrust but at the end they’d rely on them during difficult situations.

Both get sort of a life lesson experience from those ghosts.

Both Atem and Bakura would keep these boys’ asses in check imo - Seto’s and Malik’s respectively. (Actually in BakuMali’s case i think it’d be even more “pure” because Bakura has such a strong will and that’s exactly the kind of person that would save Malik)

And - if we’d follow your hc - both getting over their immense ego to bring back that one person that marked their life. Fuck, that’s beautiful.

Now - picture these 4 on a double date: THE SHENANIGANS 🔥🔥🔥

Hc about Malik and Seto under the read more 🌝

I do actually hc Malik having a kind of a fanboy crush on Seto when he watches him from afar in battle city!🌝 

But once he gets to know him as a person I can see that slowly fading away (I'll explain later why). I hc him crushing on that “image of Kaiba” that he always projects on the outer side. Seto looks confident and powerful and always sure of himself, like, there is no flaw in his position on top of the world and he gets everything he wants. And Malik digs that ofc. Also - what I can gather from canon - Malik is impressed by Seto. (Not to mention how polite-friendly he greets him when he talks to him through one of the ghouls for the first time, like, he has been waiting to finally meet “Kaiba-kun”) Seto being an actual wielder of one of the God Monsters has Malik obsessing over him. There’s a part on the sub where he really questions it (still gotta do the reread of that part in the manga. I might know more once I get there):

Kaiba man....................

Also, Seto straight out yelling “Fuck destiny! I decide my own future!” How can Malik not crush on that??? This is exactly everything he dreamed about as a child (literally going from slave to king = fuck what destiny wrote down for you). Not to mention Seto’s constant desire to beat down Atem sdfghjklsdfj Malik definitely digs that.

Anyway we all know Kaiba is babey and he mostly builds that strong facade because of his insecurities and to cover up all the pain he’s been through (mmmm reminds me of smn🤔 Malik). This is why I imagine once Malik really gets to know Seto, he realises they have much more in common than he initially perceived. Like, I could see Malik feeling a bit “let down” once he realises ‘Kaiba man’ was all just a facade, BUT

if he‘d ever get a chance to venture into his actual backstory and see how that young boy changed an entire Military-based company belonging to his monstrous Stepdad into something that fits his own interests, and how after so much pain and trauma he still works on always being on top and get the best for Mokuba and himself ..... he would look up at him with admiration. This is where I imagine that fanboy crush would fade away, being replaced by a bigger sense of respect for the young CEO.

(Btw, I wrote that mainly from Malik’s pov because I'm more into him as a character than Seto. Tbh with you, I haven’t thought much abt Seto’s pov here. But I’m assuming that Seto might not really have any particular interest towards Malik - as arrogant as that sounds - except for him being a God-wielder. But @ Seto-fans: pls correct me if you think I’m wrong lmao)

[awsugar]

omg u have so many followers and i have like none and i sort of look up to you so i was wondering how to gain some sort of a following too? im pretty new here so i have no clue how all of this works

omg you look up to me? wow! thats nice thank you but anyway to be honest a huge majority of my followers were gained as a fob blog and then another big portion were gained many years ago. i have no idea how many active followers i have anymore, i think i just have like. LOUD followers. like a bigger percentage of them send me asks than your average blog. thats what i think.

anyway, yea i do have a decent following. but i barely gain any these days bc i lose SO MANY just from being so fucking annoying lmao. like i lose a literally alarming number so i net very few.

i do have suggestions though: have a consistent blog theme/topic (if i'm looking for new blogs to follow and they post some mcr but a ton of other shit that i dont care about i probably wont follow), make original posts (tagging your posts will help if you don't have very many followers to start with), interact with people, comment on their posts etc, they may notice you and follow back, also idk how much this matters anymore but back in the day your theme was HUGE. i would say at least try to make your mobile theme look nice. also url is important.

like i said im not positive what works anymore but i think a huge factor if you want to gain followers as an mcr blog rn at least though is making humorous mcr text posts or posting memes. that stuff will probably gain you more followers than making gifs and edits at this point.

[idontblushsrry]

Inuyasha Characters As Roomates

In honor of yashahime’s release i’ve decided to post this for no real reason.Can you tell who my bias is lmao. Lmk if I should do a Part 2 with the people I missed. Also I apologize I haven’t updated in like a year I have a post addressing this coming up soon. Thank you for your continued support despite the fact that I’ve been updating infrequently, I really appreciate it. Without further ado:

Warnings: Some swear words oop

Word Count: 1632

Inuyasha

You want Inuyasha as your roommate???Chile anyways...

No but fr tho in general Inuyasha isn’t an awful roommate, he pays his bills on time(ususally), doesn’t make too big of a mess but that’s just because he owns like 3 things and 2 outfits.

No, the real problem with Inuyasha is that he is LOUD

You walk outside to throw the trash away and he’s in his room screaming about a video game or something and the WHOLE neighborhood can hear him. 

People pokin they head out in concern and everything

Another time he was watching a horror movie and you guess the characters did something stupid because you hear a scream from the character and then Inuyasha screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT WAY DUMBASS! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DEAD NOW!”

Shit woke you up out of your sleep

After that incident you knew you’d have to ask him to be a bit more considerate of your eardrums.

So, you ask him to quiet down and he pouts like a child and huffs and puffs.

He does quiet down tho...for about 2 minutes until he stubs his toe on the end of the couch

God bless you and your patience but god bless his girlfriend Kagome

She’s a saint

If it were up to Inuyasha your groceries would consist of a cabinet of ramen like the man has the budget for ramen and paying his share of he bills why would he spend money on things like fruit???

This is where Kagome comes in, she comes by pretty regularly and she brings food or groceries because she of all people knows how terrible Inuyasha’s shopping habits are.

Bless her soul truly and every time she does this you thank her lmaoo

Inuyasha eventually does move out with Kagome but he does apologize for being loud before he leaves, you aren’t sure if he did that on his own or if Kagome made him do that

Kagome

She’s so sweet

Fair share of chores, groceries, she cooks for yall sometimes, truly a saint

Only 2 problems:

Ms. Girl has no moneyyy

Poor Kagome, she always tries to pay her bills on time but between trying to feed Inuyasha, helping out her family, and school the paycheck only spreads so thin(She does eventually quit school to start working more but)

Nothing wrong with this but you do end up having to cover for her sometimes.

She of course thank you and you don’t usually mind and your routine was functional for you two, until you meet problem number 2 

The loudest mf on the planet Earth, her boyfriend, Inuyasha

One day you’re in he kitchen grabbing something to eat and you hear pounding on the door like the police showed up.

You proceed cautiously because...what the fuck and you almost reach the door before you hear 

“I’ll get it!”

You’ve never seen Kagome run faster

She opens the door and you see this 5′5 mf who was banging on the door like he paid the bills

Inuyasha just has rbf but you don't know that so you think he’s making faces at you

Immediately you have a problem with him

“Hey Kagome, who’s this?”

She looks between you two before immediately rushing to introduce you to each other

“Oh, I forgot my purse be right back guys.”, Kagome left not knowing that yall were about 2 seconds from fighting

You didn’t like Inuyasha for banging on the door and glaring and he didn’t like you for glaring at him

After that you just avoided talking to inuyasha for the sake of keeping the peace

When he came over you exited stage left 

Eventually Kagome does move out with Inuyasha and she asks why you and Iuyasha had never spoken to each other

“Are you kidding me the first day we met he was already glaring at me?!”

“Ohhh, that’s just his face, he’s really sweet promise :D”

You doubted that

You liked Kagome as a roommate but you were glad she was moving out so you could find someone who could pay the bills on time.

Sango

She a baddie ngl

Aside from that, Sango is the perfect roommate

However, I hope you aren’t allergic to cats or Miroku because they’re pretty much a package deal

Also hopefully you don’t hate children because she does have Kohaku to worry about

But she makes pretty good money at her job so expenses aren’t a issue

She also isn’t home too often between her job, taking care of Kohaku and Kirara, and her relationship

She ends up spending more and more time at Miroku’s place anyways

Sango finally moves in with Miroku when she gets pregnant, yall still keep in touch tho because you’ve become good friends

And thus you say goodbye to the best roommate to ever grace this Earth lmao

Miroku

Miroku is the shortest lasting roommate on this list

Mans is a little creeper pervert and that shit gets annoying after a while

You’ll be walking out the shower and Miroku’s standing there like “hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”

Needless to say you smacked the taste outta his mouth and he stopped with that real quick

He stops but you’re surprised when you see Sango come over 

Your hand starts itching with the urge to slap him again...

You meet Sango and what she sees in him is... baffling, scientists to this day still don’t understand 

Baby girl, you’re Sango do better, self love

Anyways, Miroku moves out eventually and he takes his nasty ass ways with him

Later you find out that Sango moved in with him and sje’s gon have a baby by him

But you know that’s none of your business 

Koga

If you thought Inuyasha was loud...

Inuyasha doesn’t have any friends, Koga has a wolf pack...

Parties all the time good luck homie

If you were tryna study, sleep, do work, etc. best wishes lmao

You come home and mans got 2 random people over like how ya doin   O-O

“Hello”

“Where’s Koga?”

They point to the kitchen and you head here ready to just “talk” with Koga

He turns around and gives you the cutest smile known to man and you immediately lose your will to argue

Can’t argue with a man that beautiful sorry...

Anyways besides being loud af, Koga is HYPER

Mans is up at 5 am knocking on your door like “hey you wanna jog to the gym”

“No Koga, goodnight”

‘No problem, it’s the morning btw!”

He’s actually a decent roommate and he moves into a bigger house with his friends and calls it the ‘pack house’

He actually invites you to come move in w him and his buddies 

You tell him you’ll think about it

Sesshomaru

The king of “I’m better than you”

He has his life so well together and you’ve gotta give him props

Mans is basically Caspar the Friendly Ghost of roommates 

Does he actually live here? the lights stay on and his name is on the deed so... I guess

Seriously tho, Sesshomaru doesn’t need a roommate but he does need someone to mind Rin

You might ask, what about Jaken, Jaken is busy (following Sesshomaru) or so he claims

Sesshomaru isn’t too bad honestly he covers the majority of the expenses in exchange for you watching Rin and feeding Ah-Un

So you’re basically Rin’s stay at home nanny

But you don’t mind because she is a SWEETHEART

Ah-Un isn’t too bad, just feed 2 lizards

(Although depending on who you are feeding them bugs might be your worst nightmare)

Jaken and you buttheads all the time, it’s almost comical

The times you interact with him mainly consist of you telling him to leave Rin alone or him telling you something Sesshomaru said

Speaking of Sesshomaru you don’t see him often and the only times you hear from him are in the form of notes he leaves around the house to the degree of ‘I fed Ah-Un this morning’ or ‘Make sure Rin takes her vitamins’ 

The other times you “hear” from him are when Jaken comes by saying things like ‘Lord Sesshomaru has requested that you prepare Rin to go out’

And for a while you were like who tf does he think he is because like yea he pays most of the rent but like he isn’t paying you for this so why does he think he can order you around indirectly

The first time you see Sesshomaru, it’s late and Rin’s been asleep for hours.

You walked into the kitchen and didn’t bother with turning the lights on but then you heard the smallest shuffle and a groan

And the moonlight comes through the window at the perfect angle and it reflects so beautifully off his silver hair

He turs some and you see his face and immediately take back all the times you’ve cussed him out mentally

And the you realize you’re in your pajamas staring at this man you’ve never met before that’s sleeping on the couch. For all you know he could be some random guy who broke in

He looks so peaceful that you loathe to disturb it but you poke at him w a stick and he groans out something to the tune of “Go away Jaken”

“I’m not Jaken”

He immediately sat up and stared at you like he was trying to figure out who you were in his head for a moment 

“Don’t you want to sleep in your room?” you asked him. He stood up and begun to walk towards his room in response 

You just watched him walk away but before he turned the corner into the hallway you swear you heard him say “You should get some sleep too.”

[the-fandom-fuckup]

A bit more for that modern fantasy au I teased a bit ago

Character designs n stuff are slightly based off the official halloween n fantasy ending arts, plus whatever else I wanted to do, so Kiri is a dragon shifter here, Baku is a werewolf, n Ochako is a witch.

There'll probably be a hint of a/b/o dynamics here for weres n shifters, n the idea of alpha!Kiri n alpha!Baku has stuck to me like glue, so that's a thing here also

There's no real plot for this, just these three being dumb n pining, and everyone around them rolling their eyes n dealing with it lmao

I've thought about jobs n first meetings tho, n came up with this. Kiri's a firefighter (along with Tetsu, who is also a dragon shifter, bc I love him and their bro-bond), bc big fire resistent boy running into fires to help people just makes sense. Also I really like the thought of him in the uniform

Ochako works as a self defense instructor with Gunhead at a small gym in town, probably helping people with magic items n stuff on the side for extra cash or smth, I dunno. She might wanna move into a more magically dominant field one day, but she likes the environment of the gym n the regulars that come in n chat between classes. She's also very good at what she does n has put many assholes in their place after they've scoffed at "the cute little girl you have here".

Baku is a "park ranger", n I use quotations bc that's the only title he could really give himself to have any authority over the land he owns. He gives himself more leeway than what some laws may grant, tho tbh if you're coming into his territory with intent to harm those in it, you're lucky to walk away at all just sayin'

He runs an escape park of sorts for weres n shifters to run around during full moons and other times they need to shed their human skin, personally owned so he can avoid all the bullshit regulations n "safety procedures" found in bigger places that try offering the same thing, but ultimately make the shifting process shittier than it needs to be. And words gets around so it gets super popular super fast, n people of all ages come by

Tbh the thought of a teeny tiny wolf, like 10y/o at most running around Baku n trying to get him to play, nipping at his ankles n calling him the pack alpha is really what settled the debate on whether he should be an alpha or omega. And the added image of Baku rolling his eyes n putting on his toughass act but not really minding it as he gets them moving with a tap on the ass, muttering "Fuckin told ya squirt, I'm not your pack alpha. Now find someone else's ankles to bite at, I'm busy", makes me feel really nice

For some first meetings, tbh Kiribaku probably happens first, n they meet when Kiri n Tetsu accidentally trespass on Baku's territory bc they're new to the area n found a big ass lake to soak in during a flight over town, like dude!! Fuck yea that could fit both of us easy, man I haven't soaked in my big form in forever lets go!

And ofc if the giant shadows overhead hadn't tipped him off the security sensors would've so Baku's like who in the FUCK!! N storms off to confront them bc you don't just come on his land like that. That's how people get fucking hurt you dumb assholes 😤😤

N Kiri n Tetsu are mostly just minding their own business, settling down into the lake like aw yea that's the shit, almost passing out bc they'd just had a long day n the water was so cool n the fish eatting the dead skin n shit off their scales was so relaxing. They don't even realise they'd drifted into a light doze when they hear furious snarling n harsh sniffing coming their way, n barely have enough time to get up before Baku comes tearing shit through the trees

And like. Kiri n Tetsu know that they're big boys. Their full sized dragon forms are huge n there's not much out there that scares them, but nobody likes coming face to face with a snarling werewolf, standing in their territory without any warning that you maybe shouldn't be there

Despite the hostile intro, it doesn't take much for the misunderatanding to be cleared up. There's a lot of apologies from Kiri n Tetsu n a lot of irritated snorts from Baku, but they get straightened out. Baku tells them what kinda show he's running n Kiri inatantly get sparkly eyes like dude!! You do that all by yourself?! That's so manly bro you gotta let us help with that

Baku snorts like you don't have to make empty offers if you wanna use the grounds, I don't refuse people unless they pose an actual threat to the others. You guys aren't dangerous, just stupid. N Kiri goes hey rude, but also it's gotta be a lot dealing with all that on your own. We can at least watch out from above, keep an eye on shit or whatever bc face it man, you may be great but even you can't be in multiple places at once.

And the only reason Baku ends up agreeing is bc they pester him about it until he's well past irritated, n he's figured out the only way to shut them up was concede. They can't be there fulltime anyway consudering their professions, but they're sure to help when they can

Kirichako meet at the gym. Kiri's buying a membership or smth bc you gotta keep the stength up bro! Can't be slacking when you're the difference between someone living n someong dying y'know? Ochako's either in a class or dealing with some hothead, her furrowed brows n puffed cheeks distracting Kiri n reminding him of a chipmunk before bud says smth he can't hear but has Ochako seeing red. It doesn't take long for him to end up on his ass n Kiri's just stuck watching, jaw dropped n heart eyes as Ochako tells the guy he can either fix his attitude or find somewhere else to go

Kiri turns to Tetsu like dude holy shit did you see that?? N Tetsu's like yea bro everyone saw it, n Ochako comes up to them like sorry about that. We have a no harassment policy here that some people overstep, n it sucks that we get people coming in that need it enforced but unfortunately it's pretty common.

Then, bc she's still a bit sour, she looks them both dead in the eyes with a fire raging behind hers like if that's not smth you think you can handle then you might as well save us all the hassle n leave now. N they're both like no way that was great, totally understandable, just tell us where to sign

And while she came off as kinda aggressive during their initial meet, Kiri's quick to find she has just as much sweetness to match her bite. He watches her between sets sometimes n sees how kind n gentle she can be with the younger classes that come in, how she doesn't single out people who struggle n instead moves to help n provide tips without making a huge deal of it

She's also one of the first people to come running when someone gets hurt, he finds out. He'd admittedly been more focused on her sparring with Gunhead than he'd been on the super heavy equipment he was using for his reps, n managed to look over at the perfect time to get flustered n drop it directly on his foot. The resounding crack was loud enough to catch quite a bit of attention, tho he knows the equipment is more likely to be damaged than his foot

Ochako doesn't even hesitate to run over n levitate him to take the pressure off of his not broken foot, going "oh my god are you okay?? Someone clear that bench please, he needs to get off his feet now!" N Kiri does appreciate the concern, as embarassing as it may be, n tries to tell her it's really not a big deal, thanks for the help but honestly--

N she rounds on him like say that one more time n you'll be dealing with a broken nose instead, now sit your ass down n let me handle this!! Kiri can't even reply with anything other than a quiet okay😳😳 bc he's always thought her determination was super admirable, but being this close n seeing it burn in her eyes so intensely is taking it to a whole new level n he has no clue how to handle it

Kacchako meeting is kind of a hybrid mix of the other two combined lmao. Baku owns a pack house where he lives with Deku, then later with Kiri, Tetsu, Mina, Kami, n Sero, but he's so busy with the park that he's hardly ever home. N since Ochako's kinda embarassed about her tiny ass appartment, they usually hang out at the pack house to talk over magic studies or gossip over whatever's happened recently. At this point Baku n Ochako have heard of each other but never been around at the same time

Which causes a problem one day while Ochako's in the kitchen making tea when Baku comes home. He'd had a stressful day warding off poachers or smth, n his rut's just a few days away now, so when he opens the door n is greeted with a slightly unfamiliar scent it sends him into a daze, where he stalks to the kitchen before he even knows that he's moving

Ochako knows tho, can hear the low growls and deliberately quiet steps creeping behind her, setting her on edge bc ohhhh my god, someone just broke into Deku's place holy shit!! And when it gets close enough to barely feel hot breath on the back of her neck she's flinging herself into action, all muscle memory as she gets a few quick jabs into Baku's gut. It knocks the question outta his lungs, getting out a choked "who the--" before her magic kicks in and she's picking him up n slamming him down with his weight returned for maximum momentum, body slamming the following "fUCK!!" out as well before she placed her weight on him to keep him down. She gets right in his face demanding "who are you?! How did you get in here?!"

And when he can breathe again Baku snaps back like "who tf am I?!? I live here!! Who tf are you?!?!" And like, she's still in fight mode so she's looking him over like hmm, so this is Bakugou. Then she realises wtf she's doing n goes oh my god it's Bakugou!! N she's jumping off him and apologising so fast that she's barely saying words, trying to take his hands n help him back up but getting swatted away bc you've done enough touching don't you think??

And yea, Baku's kinda pissed. Being attacked in your own house does that to anyone, let alone a pre-rut alpha. But also, he's kinda impressed, bc he can count on one hand the amount of people who've gotten the drop on him like that, but he'd rather die than admit it out loud. So he just huffs at her with a final "try that shit again n I'll kill you", n stalks off to his room, having more important things to worry about right then than who's fucking around in his kitchen

((His rut decides to be completely unhelpful that time around, his alpha brain locking in on the faint perfume she'd left on his shirt while tossing him around and how perfectly it mixed with his own scent, as well as the shirt he nabbed from Kiri's laundry basket the night before. He rubs the scents of these strong potential mates all over his den, knots his rut aid with his face plastered to the shirts then uses it to scent the shirts even more, drunk off of how well their scents all mix together. He's rightfully embarassed during the end when he can start thinking properly again n throws both shirts to the back of his closet to be forgotten about--as much as his alpha fights him on it--n moves on to his business like normal.

Tho if he tries to be home more often when he knows Ochako's coming around, n spends more time in Kiri's space, nobody's mean enough to comment on it. At least, not at first.))

Man I have many feelings about this, but I'll leave it here for now bc I could go on forever

[movedvalkyriesryde]

Place Your Bets 2/?

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: Money is on the line and the months are counting down so who will win in the bet to when Bucky and Y/N finally get together? And will they figure out what’s exactly going on

Characters: the whole shabang really

A/N: Part two! Getting longer, just gearing ya’ll up for the long ass parts that are coming lmao. Hoping to post a new part every Wednesday so stay tuned folks! (apart from this week obviously but I’m trying to get ahead)

Word Count: 1,676

Masterlist

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six - Part Seven - Part Eight -   Part Nine

Gif not mine

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It had been an odd five months for the pair. Bucky noticed he was being watched more closely by his teammates during team dinners and movie nights. Y/N noticed that no matter what mission she went on or who ran point Bucky was always in the team. It made both of them nervous, and both for the same reason. Everyone must know. 

Now Bucky was pretty sure everyone knew because as much as he loved Steve he was a gossip and within hours of him finding out about Bucky’s sex dream about Y/N Sam was already hounding him for details and whether anything would happen between them. When Bucky finally admitted how he felt about Y/N Clint was trying to convince him to ask her out and Steve was making suggestive faces at him whenever the two interacted. In fact the only person he was sure didn’t know was Y/N and he was positive about this, sure that she only saw him as a friend if not just a teammate. The fact that she avoided his gaze and was always always sat on the opposite side of the room to him was a clear indicator. 

Y/N thought all of this was Tony’s doing, knowing he liked to play matchmaker more than any sane person should. She knew that Clint, Natasha, Wanda and Vision all knew her secret as well, having confessed her attraction for the Winter Soldier one night while they were all were drinking too much alcohol after a particularly frustrating mission. She thought Steve must have known, it being his best friend and the fact he had caught her eyeing up his friend on more than one occasion but he had never said anything. She was positive Bucky had no idea. If he had, he would have realised when she asked him to help with her sparring she didn’t mean bring Sam and there was no hint of flirting or attraction in any of their interactions. Bucky was standoffish towards her, he never stayed in the same room as her for very long and when he had no choice he stood shifting from foot to foot until he could get away. Y/N took it as him thinking she was annoying, on one occasion he had walked into the kitchen as she was practically sprawled across the island trying to reach for the fruit bowl after she had finished a workout. He walked in, groaned, then walked out again. She took that groan as him being annoyed she was there...that is not what it was.

This month was actually quite busy for the team compared to the previous few. They had a charity gala one week, it was Y/N’s birthday the next and then amongst all of that they each had a field mission a week, not to mention their normal daily requirements. The compound was in full swing, everyone seemed to have something they had to do, a chore here, some training there, testing new products everywhere else. 

Currently Y/N was in the kitchen preparing dinner for everyone as it was her turn to do so. Sam and Thor were sat at the island watching her and having their own conversation. They’d both refused to help at first when she asked, both claiming she was more than capable to do so on her own, if she can jump out of a plane she can get the timing for dinner right. Sam had a potato thrown at him after that, he agreed shortly after to peel the potatoes for her, so thoughtful. 

Bucky jogged into the kitchen, smiling at the two men before grabbing a glass from the cupboard. His shirt sat around his neck, having taken it off towards the end of his run and his shoes were lazily untied. He was in a world of his own, still stuck in that runners high he got every time he ran. Bucky turned towards the sink but came face to face with Y/N who turned at the same time to rinse the vegetables. A small ‘oh’ came from Y/N as she stepped back to let Bucky fill his glass, he noticed her take an extra step that wasn’t needed but missed her eyes dart to his chest and back to her chopping board, too busy trying not to stare . All of a sudden Bucky began to feel quite self-conscious about the fact he wasn’t wearing a shirt and Y/N became hyper aware of the sweat that was dripping down his abdomen. 

“uh-sorry, I um I didn’t see you” he stuttered out.

“It’s fine, all good, no problem at all, my fault” she rambled back, eyes still locked onto the pile of carrots on her choppy board. 

Sam and Thor’s conversation had been paused as soon as Thor nudged Sam’s elbow and pointed towards the two at the sink. They watched with smiles on their faces at the awkwardness in front of them. A small part of Sam felt sorry for Bucky, a man out of his time who had lost his charm and had no idea how to talk to girls he fancied in this time. But that part, you see, was very very small. So small that the little voice that said ‘go and help him’ was muffled under the much bigger voice in Sam’s head that yelled ‘this is fucking hilarious!’. 

Bucky filled his glass in the tap before taking two steps back, whispering a small thank you to Y/N and turned to walk out after she smiled. He attempted to walk out of the kitchen in a calm manner, the key word here being attempted. The blush on his cheeks and clenched fist in his shorts pocket was a clear indicator to Sam and even Thor that Bucky was anything but calm. 

As soon as he left the room the boys’ attention turned back to Y/N who had finished cleaning the vegetables and began chopping the carrot. She could feel their eyes on her back and could hear their muffled snickering. 

“If either of you say anything I will not hesitate to throw this knife at you” she spoke without turning around. That was all that was needed for Thor to walk out of the room in a brisk walk, Sam moved to lean on the counter next to her with a smirk. He wasn’t afraid of a little threat.

“Now why would we say anything Miss Y/N” he queried. She gave him a sideways glance and walked to turn the stove top down, turning to lean on the counter opposite Sam and mirror his stance. 

“You seem to make a remark any time Bucky and I are in the same room Birdman” 

“I do not” he picked up a piece of cucumber and ate it. Sam knew the rules, no interfering, he still had a few weeks until he was able to win and he wasn’t going to let Steve win, no matter how much he wanted his friends to be together. However it didn’t stop Sam from teasing, it was just so much fun to tease Bucky. 

“hmm, alright then, who told you?” she raised her eyebrows at him. It must of been Clint, she thought, he’s such a gossip she knew if anyone was going to let her secret slip it would be him. 

“Told me what?”

“Don’t play games Sam I know you know I like Bucky.” Sam’s face lit up like a suburban house at Christmas. It’s good to know that this information had never been confirmed for Sam, he had purely guessed and speculated up until this moment, in face both Steve and Sam had had no idea about Y/N’s feelings when creating the bet. Though it was kind of obvious and he had tried to get Wanda to tell him whether he was right or not. Y/N’s feelings though, had never been confirmed. 

“Interesting,” he spoke slowly stepping forward from the counter before moving to a fast walk out the door. 

“Shit” Y/N mumbled under her breath, Bucky was sure to find out now she thought. 

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“Be safe” Bucky handed the backpack to Steve who added it to the pile in front of the quinjet. 

“Always,” Steve looked at his friend and then over his shoulder as he saw Clint and Y/N walk into the hanger, a small smirk spread across his face, “you said bye to Y/N yet?”

“On second thought” Bucky narrowed his eyes, “don’t come back.”

Steve laughed and got into the plane, his teammates following closely behind him. 

“So, Y/N, Sam said you had a little run in with the tin man last night” Clint nudged her arm and wiggled his eyebrows, he kept his voice low while Steve focused on flying the quinjet to their destination. 

“Yea he couldn’t wait to get out of the room” she rolled her eyes, turning back to the file in her hands. 

“You two just don’t spend enough time together,” Steve piped up from the pilot’s seat. Wanda raised an eyebrow from her seat next to him. This was a very fine line Steve was walking along, one wrong word and he’ll be interfering but Wanda and Clint let the comment slide after he shrugged his shoulders. 

“Yea alright, do you even know the last time we were in the same room together alone?” she looked between the three people around her, “yea, neither do I.” 

Everyone shrugged, all aware that there was no convincing her once her mind was set. However, Y/N began to think to herself. Maybe trying to spend some time together wasn’t a bad idea. They didn’t even have to be alone, other people could be there. Maybe if they got to know each other they could actually be friends instead of just Y/N pining after someone who was a friend of a friend. Maybe it was worth a shot. But it would take some work, and time.

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Thank you for reading! Requests are open!

Taglist (and a few people who expressed interest because I am grateful for them): @little-brown-foxx @ibookishqueen @jacelynenursalim @bioticgoddess @ek823 @galaxy-siren

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six -  Part Seven - Part Eight -   Part Nine

[dat-fandom-losertown]

Happy NHPC Day!

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Chapter 2

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Spideypool / Peter Parker + Wade Wilson

Warnings: None, unless you click the first link in this chapter. It’s just a flower, but it’s mildly NSFW?

Word Count: 4,862

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Previous <~

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A/N: Heyy... 😅 It's way past Feb. 15th now, but the 15th was my brother's 15th birthday, and I got roped into the activities (for the literal first time in 10 years lmao), then later that evening there was a power outage due to a huge wind storm. As for the rest of the days, I kinda just... didn't post the finished product for some reason? Like, I rewrote this thing, like, four times (and I still hate this but it's whatever at this point I guess), then I thought I posted it on the 16th but didn't?? So I was checking my other work and saw this was uncompleted?? So here! Take the late chapter! Better late than never I guess? 😅😂

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{ Yellow } [ White ]

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    The first and only thing Wade notices when he wakes up is that Peter is still in his arms. He rubs his face along Peter’s bare back and neck, enjoying the warmth and softness of his skin.

    [ That’s strange. He’s usually up early. ]

    { Yea. One of those nasty “Early to bed, Early to rise” people. Honestly, don’t they see the appeal of nighttime? }

    The second thing Wade notices when he wakes up are those fucking boxes, and the blissful “I just woke up and can’t remember much” feeling is gone instantly.

    { Uh, rude! }

    [ No, that’s fair. You’re an idiot ]

    { Again, rude! And hypocritical! }

    He ignores them both in favor of hugging his boyfriend tighter. Once he does, Peter exits out of whatever app he had on his phone and rolls over in his arms so their noses almost touch.

    “Good morning.” he says lowly, looking like he just woke up but sounding like he’s been up for a while. He must have just never gotten out of bed.

    “Mmm… Mornin’ hot stuff.” Wade can’t resist kissing him sweetly. “What has you in bed still? Hm?”

    Peter smiles, and it lights up his beautiful brown eyes. Whoever says that brown eyes aren’t beautiful can go fuck themselves. Peter is living proof that eyes like that may as well be the most delicious chocolate, they’re so alluring.

    [ I don’t think you’d describe chocolate as alluring… ]

    { Speak for yourself. My problem is that now I can’t stop thinking about that trend where couples would lick each other’s eyeballs. Please don’t tell me you’re going to do that to Petey, are you? }

    [ Even I know to have more confidence in him than that. Maybe. ]

    “Didn’t people die from that? Or go blind?” Wade murmurs out loud, knowing Peter doesn’t care when he does.

    “What did?” he asks back.

    “People licking other people’s eyeballs.”

    Peter gets that look on his face that he denies having. The one that says “I really wanna question where that came from because that was completely random and unrelated to our conversation, but I also don’t want to know the answer because I’m scared of the rabbit trail that lead you to it.” He rarely asks how he got to whatever topic he randomly brought up, but he always humors Wade and answers him as if he was talking to him and not the voices in his head.

    His expression turns to one of hesitant acceptance. “What are you talking about?”

    “When people were licking each other’s eyeballs for that one trend.”

    Peter just nods. “I think people went blind, but I don’t think anyone died. It was a risk, but wasn’t that back in, like, 2013 or something?”

    Wade shrugs and kisses Peter again. “Dunno. Yellow mentioned it cause your eyes look like chocolate. No worries, though, licking eyes is nasty.” he adds at Peter’s concerned and disgusted look.

    “Good, cause I’d never allow it.”

    “Same here.”

    There’s a minute of peaceful, comfortable silence before Peter breaks it.

    “Why the hell do all of our morning conversations end up like this?”

    [ Because you have even less of a filter than you normally do, which shouldn’t even be possible, but it is. Honestly, it’s terrifying. ]

    “White says it’s because we have less of a head to mouth filter than normal when we’re first waking up.” Wade paraphrases.

    Peter nods again, “Yeah… It’s probably a good thing you rarely see me when I first get up.”

    { He probably says some really cute things! Or maybe it would be much dirtier ;) }

    [ I can’t tell if you said “colon end parenthesis” out loud or just implanted a picture of a winky face in our heads and it’s making me uncomfortable. ]

    { Well technically you don’t have a head to implant that to. And I’ll do whatever the hell I want, so the readers won’t even get to know the answer to your inquiry. }

    [ Ooo, big word for you. ]

    { Yeah, bigger than your tiny– }

    “Wade, are the voices bothering you?” Peter interrupts, causing Wade to smile.

    “Nah, honey, they’re bothering each other more than me.”

    He affectionately bumps his forehead on his Peter’s and leaves it there, basking in the warmth.

    { You should ask Peter! }

    “Ask him what?” Wade almost groans.

    { If he says cute or dirty thing, of course! }

    “No. Later. ‘M warm.”

    { Pansy. }

    [ Right now he looks more like an Orchis italica than a Pansy, really. ]

    “Do I wanna know what those look like?”

    “What?” Peter pulls back.

    { Yesss! Nirlan left the links there for a reason! }

    [ Who the fuck is Nirlan? ]

    { Gasp! How dare you not know the name of the author of this fanfic! }

    [ There’s so many authors and artists out there, how are we supposed to ever keep up with them? ]

    “Can we not? It’s too early to be breaking this many walls…” Wade complains because hot damn the boxes are getting annoying, and, quite frankly, they’re taking over the fic at this point.

    The boxes don’t even get to respond before Peter is on Wade, kissing him in a way that is neither soft nor chaste.

    “Need a distraction?” he asks with that sexy smirk of his.

    “Always.”

    { I guess it’s dirty things, heheh ;) }

    [ I swear to god– ]

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    “And you’re sure that two hours is enough time for you to browse around? And you won’t get something absurdly expensive, even though we can afford it?” Peter asks for the third time right before they split up. Wade doesn’t even blame him for asking. They both know how he can get sometimes when shopping without a list.

    “I promise I won’t get distracted and show up three hours late with nothing or too much to show for it.” He hesitates, “Well, I can’t promise on the late part, but if I am late, I’ll have a really good present to make up for it!” He says it in his usual joking manner, but they both know that he’ll be on time unless something super-vigilante-y (‘cause he may be super, but he ain’t no hero) happens.

    Peter smiles in a way he can only describe as fond. Wade remembers when he was shocked every time he saw it on the other’s face, back when their relationship was newer and Wade’s self-esteem at an almost all-time low. Now, though, it only brings a rush of warmth. This person, this beautiful, humble, kind, strong man loves him– Him! A mess of a barely-if-at-all-human being that used to kill a shit ton of people for money and fun (even though they were all baddies, it still goes against the “Spidey Code”)– enough to smile all dopily at seemingly random times. Like, how did he ever get so lucky? What did he do in his past life do deserve such a sweet reward for going through the horrors he has?

    [ Maybe it’s less about previous lives and more about karma. You used to be an asshole and killed almost indiscriminately, so karma punished you. But then you started killing only people who had no right being alive, and here we are. ]

    { White! Did you just call Wade a good person! I thought you didn’t care! }

    [ Shut the hell up. The only thing I did was say that maybe karma realized that it went a little too far. I mean– ]

    “Wade, you alright?” Peter voices, holding Wade’s wrist and looking far more concerned than he should.

    “Yeah.” He shakes his head. “Yeah, actually. I think White just indirectly called me a good person.”

    [ I did fucking not! ]

    “Or, well, that I’m a good enough person now that karma decided I deserved one last good thing after all the shit it’s been giving me all my life. But close enough, right?”

    And there goes Peter, smiling that same fond smile as before, even if it has a touch more worry in it than it did before. Wade practically melts.

    “Of course you’re a good person. I don’t date just anyone, you know.” Peter kisses him quickly before letting go of his wrist. “Now we really should go get those presents. Meet back at the apartment in two hours, or sooner if we find something before then?”

    “You know it.” Wade blows him a large kiss with a wink.

    Peter catches it in a fist, which he then kisses and puts in his pocket before turning around. Wade follows his lead and turns to jog across the street while the crosswalk sign is still green. The bounce in his step doesn’t leave even as he slows to a casual stroll, or as casual as it can be in the middle of fucking New York City.

    God, never in a million years did he think he’d be a part of that couple. The couples who shamelessly blow kisses and make goo-goo eyes at each other in public. At least, not when it’s no longer the obnoxious honeymoon phase with someone he doesn’t really care for and he’s trying to subtly drive them away. He and Peter certainly aren’t in the honeymoon phase anymore, and Wade is actually trying his best to keep his boyfriend around for as long as possible this time before he inevitably ups and leaves.

    [ At least you’re self aware in that aspect. Nothing lasts forever. Even if you and him did, you realize that chances of you outliving him just because he ages is extremely likely, if not certain? ]

    { So you should get him a present now! A really, really good one! Not like your prank anniversary gift. }

    “Hell no, nothing like that. I was cleaning slime and glitter for weeks.”

    [ It was only four days. ]

    “Yeah. Like I said, weeks.”

    { So what should we get Peter? }

    [ We? ]

    { Yes we! I want to get him one too this time! He’s the only person besides Wade who tries to talk to us! }

    [I suppose that’s true… ]

    Wade can practically feel White thinking this over, but he already knows that there’s no swaying Yellow about this. He doubts (hopes) that Peter doesn’t mind that they got him stuff too. He already has plenty of reminders that Wade is insane as it is.

    { A blanket won’t do! And he doesn’t like stuffed animals like we do! }

    [ And he doesn’t like shoes or socks around the house because he falls off the ceiling easier. Mittens and gloves are out of the picture for the same reason. ]

    Huh, so White is planning to get Peter something, then.

    [ If I’m forced to, then a new camera. It’s functional and he’s been wanting that new Canon one. ]

    That is very true. Back when he and Peter were first moving into their current apartment (which is way nicer than either of them had before, Wade because he had no self-respect, and Peter because he had no money) found his old camera and eventually got back into the hobby. When he bought a more professional upgrade so he could dabble in selling some of his stuff, it ended up having a built in flash that turned on whenever it was darker than “in direct sunlight” unless he put it on the shitty “No Flash” setting. He returned it pretty quickly, but he still hasn’t bought a new one yet.

    Fuck, that would have actually been a really cool gift idea, and if White’s taking it–

    [ We’ll share it. ]

    Wade stumbles in the middle of the sidewalk.. Did he just hear that right?

    { Holy shit, I think you did! }

    [ Fuck off. You guys are hopeless. This is an offer of pity. ]

    { And that sounded very tsundere of you. }

    [ And I’m not going to grace that with a response. ]

    { Let it be known that White actually cares! }

    [ Do you never listen? ]

    Wade tunes the boxes out while they argue. As much as the camera is such a good idea– and he will be getting that; he’s on his way to a store he vaguely knows of to check for the one he thinks he remembers Peter wanting– he doesn’t like the idea of getting Peter something that White thought of before he did. It doesn’t exactly shout “I’m a good boyfriend” to buy something someone else suggested, even if he’s positive he would have thought of it eventually, if given some time.

    By the time he reaches the store, interrogates a knowledgeable employee and the internet for what the best Canon camera for Peter might be, buys a camera, extra lenses, a small, foldable camera stand, a reflector of the same variety, and a large, red and grey camera bag, and walks out of the store with several bags, the boxes have moved on from arguing and are strangely into the whole gift-giving thing. It was actually Yellow’s idea to get the stand and backpack, and White’s idea to get the extra lenses.

    He finds an empty alleyway to dump all of this stuff out and organize the goods into the backpack. He’s not stupid, he knows that alleys are usually where various crimes happen, but he’s also not so stupid as to let someone sneak up on him, either. This alley is completely empty, and it will stay that way either because no one comes around, or he returns it to its empty state. No one’s stealing his baby boy’s Half-Priced Candy Day present on his watch.

    It doesn’t take nearly as long to organize everything into and on the bag as Wade thought. Just put the default lense on the body of the camera and stuff that and the charger into the biggest hole in the bag, the other lenses get caps on both ends and they get put in the smaller ones. The reflector get is put on top of those and the bag still closes just fine, and the collapsible stand can be strapped to the side of this particular bag. He tosses all the boxes and bags into the nearby dumpster after pulling the camera bag on like a backpack and he’s ready to go.

    He casually heads out and starts making his way towards Target. That place usually has unique games that he and Peter sometimes play with a couple of other friends. That, and they usually have sinfully soft pillows, blankets, and sheets. He would get an indoor hammock chair, but they don’t own their current apartment and he doesn’t want to risk ruining the ceiling in order to hang it up. Besides, he doesn’t feel like carrying something like that back from Target by foot.

    [ So by process of elimination, you’re getting yet another soft blanket or pillow? ]

    “Listen, I don’t need your sass. There is no such thing as too many soft things, and Peter completely agrees.” he responds out loud. He is far beyond not giving a fuck about what other people (who aren’t Peter, of course) think about him.

    { That may be so, but, like, this is your chance to buy matching onesies? }

    “Peter doesn’t like onesies. They get too hot for him too fast, and they usually fall under the ‘no shoes or socks’ thing.” Wade gasps, “Gloves! He doesn’t like gloves because they cover his fingertips!”

    [ Yes, we all knew this Wade– ]

    “So finger-less gloves should be fine, right? I could buy a pair or two or seven for him!”

    { All different colors and patterns! And they’re still soft! }

    Wade hums happily as he skips into Target. He walks in with the resolve to buy at least five pairs of finger-less gloves, but probably more. After a while of looking around and mild complaining and raving, though, he ends up walking out with two pairs of finger-less gloves (one black and one mitten-convertible pair that are navy blue), an expansion pack for Exploding Kittens, some discount candy, a case of Peter’s favorite soda, and a grey teddy bear that is soft soft he couldn’t not get it (he made sure to get the one with the wonky face, though, because he and Peter always grab the ones with “personality”).

    A glance at his watch tells him that he’s already 15 minutes late, and he still has to walk home.

    “Shit!”

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    Wade bursts through the apartment door, panting. Sprinting up the stairs instead of waiting a minute for the elevator probably wasn’t the best call.

    “Peter?” he calls out before he even gets inside.

    “I’ll be right out!” he hears from their bedroom.

    He heaves a sigh, closing the door behind him.

    “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I took so long.” he says at a normal, indoor volume, knowing Peter can still hear him clear as day, “I really didn’t mean to be late this time, but when I finally got out of Target I was already ten minutes late and I didn’t want to run and accidentally drop something, y’know?”

    Peter walks out of the bedroom, and Wade notes how he carefully kept the door closed just enough to where he can’t see inside.

    { Ooo!! I wonder what it is! Maybe a new comforter? }

    [ God, there’s no more fucking room in the closet for this shit. ]

    “Hi, honey.” Wade greets softly. His face feels warm and soft, so he knows he’s making heart-eyes at Peter, but he just can’t help it!

    “Hey, love.” Peter greets back, stepping forward and taking Wade’s face in his hands.

    They meet in the middle in a soft kiss, then lean each other’s foreheads against one another. It makes Wade suddenly aware of how much he missed Peter. Like, he normally isn’t this clingy, but NHPC day is meant for sleeping and cuddles and all Petey time.

    “As much as I liked trying to find surprises for you, I don’t think I want to do this again.”

    Peter hums, getting Wade’s unspoken message. “I agree. I missed you, too.”

    They stand there for a while, swaying slightly together with Peter cupping his cheeks and Wade pressing as close to his other as he can without the bags becoming awkward to hold. Peter kisses his nose, then both of his cheekbones, then his cheeks, then his mouth and lingers there. When they pull away, Peter takes a step back.

    “So, what’s all this?”

    He wrings his hands together as he tries to inspect the bags. He’s nervous or anxious about something, and, honestly, Wade doesn’t blame him for being worried about what’s in the numerous bags. Not after their last anniversary and April Fools, anyway.

    “Nothing bad, I promise. Should we move this to the bed?–”

    “Couch is fine!” Peter says a tad too enthusiastically and spins to go sit on the couch.

    Well, that just means there's something in the bedroom, but he can be patient if it’s for his Petey.

    He settles everything onto the floor before sliding the bag off of his back and handing it to Peter. The vigilante stares at it with wide eyes, and takes it extremely carefully, as if the bag will fall apart if he so much as moves it too fast.

    “So, normally, people open the biggest thing last so they aren’t disappointed with everything else, but…”

    Peter takes the hint and sets it on the ground so he can unzip it and open the flap. He removes the round reflector and suddenly freezes. Wade can’t tell if it’s a good freeze or a bad one, and that in itself is decidedly not good.

    “I don’t know if this camera is too advanced or too shitty for you so...” Wade trails off again, not sure what to say.

    Peter picks up the camera and inspects it. He tries to turn it on, but it still needs to be charged, so he assumes the screen remains black. He flips it around to look at it and uncap the lense, flips it back to hold it and maybe find the buttons. He looks through the camera and manually adjusts the focus. After that, he adjusts the focus back to where it was, puts the camera safely back into the bag.

    A split second later, Wade has a lap and armful of Peter.

    “Woah! Okay, I take it you like it?” Wade curls his arms around Peter’s middle while his abdomen, in return, is squeezed.

    “Thank you.” Peter whispers into his neck.

    Wade squeezes him tighter. “You’re welcome, love.”

    Upon hearing the seldom-used name, Peter kisses Wade one more time. It quickly becomes much less than innocent, and as much as Wade is loving this, he still has a few other gifts to give, and at least one thing to get in return.Therefore, he reluctantly pulls away, softly stopping Peter from following his lips.

    “You still have a couple gifts from me.”

    Peter does not move. “Describe them.”

    Damn if Wade doesn’t like it when Peter gets like this. Any other time he would have given in to that sinful look on the other’s face, but not this time. He’ll prove he has at least some self control.

    “As much as I would love to– and I really would– I wanna see your reaction to two of the other things I got.”

    Peter huffs and sits back with a slight pout. “Fine.”

    He quickly eyes the Target bags and gathers his presents. He politely thanks Wade for buying the candy and soda because he didn’t have time to for a reason he didn’t state. He finds the expansion pack and smiles at it, and challenges Wade to a game as soon as they’re done with gifts and snuggles. Then he finds the bear with the wonky face.

    “I actually got you something similar to this.”

    He seems nervous again, almost more so than before. It has Wade becoming concerned.

    “Hey, you know it’s alright if all you got me was a stuffie, right?” He reaches over and grabs Peter’s hand. “It isn’t a competition.”

    He smiles fondly in return. “I know.” He gets up and offers Wade a hand. “Time for my presents.”

    Wade accepts his hand, but barely uses it to get up. Peter doesn’t let go once he’s standing on his own and the ex-merc finds himself being led to the bedroom.

    { What do you think it’s going to be! I vote for the room being covered in petals and Peter offering himself as a gift! }

    [ Peter has stated many times that he has more dignity than that, so no. ]

    { Aww, you’re such a party pooper… I can still dream, you know! }

    [ That’s what I worry about the most. ]

    { Hey! }

    Peter opens their bedroom door and what Wade finally sees inside almost makes his jaw drop.

    There are colored fairy lights strung up simply around the room, just like he’s always wanted, but either forgot the lights or lacked the motivation to try setting it up. The bed is made with a new bed set that is predominantly apple red with accents of maroon, and when Wade strokes his hand across it, it is extremely soft, but doesn’t feel like it’ll overheat them and irritate his scars. On the center of the bed are a little Spiderman and Deadpool tsum tsum-looking plushies laying right next to each other. It’s perfect.

    “How did you even have time to do all of this?” Wade asks as he takes in the lights while stroking the comforter.

    “I was banking on you being a bit late, actually.” Peter clears his throat– another obvious show of nerves. “Do you like it?”

    “I love it.” Wade doesn’t hesitate, “This is beautiful. Where did you even find all this?”

    “Uh, you know, at the store.” Peter sounds more anxious than before, so Wade turns around to ensure that everything is perfect–

    This can’t be happening. Wade feels his eyes widen and his jaw properly drop. This can’t be real. There’s no way.

    { This isn’t another hallucination, is it? }

    [ I don’t think so. No one is trying to kill us. ]

    Peter is on one knee right in front of him. Those stupidly handsome eyes flicker around his face, and his shoulders are tense in a way that broadcasts he’s nervous. They’re standing in their gorgeous room that’s in their shared apartment, they’re both in the comfiest clothes that are still appropriate to go out in public in, and Peter is kneeling in front of him while holding out a ring that’s made of rose gold with a large, deep-red center gem with tiny black ones swirling around it.

    This can’t be fucking real. This is way too good to be–

    “Judging by your face, this is completely unexpected, but this is something I just realized recently that I’ve been wanting for a while. And I know it doesn’t make any sense, but I think you know what I’m talking about anyway.”

    Peter didn’t ask for a response or acknowledgement, but Wade nods anyway. He understands the feeling. Peter’s gaze moves to the walls and the floor, purposefully avoiding Wade now. That isn’t a great sign.

    “Like, everyone else I dated I kinda new from the start wouldn’t last? But with you, everything feels natural, and we work really well together, in suits and out of them, and I just– I was thinking about something or other, and I imagined trying to live a life that didn’t have you in it, and I couldn’t do it. As disgustingly cheesy as this is going to sound, I don’t think I can live without you anymore, at least without it being torturous, ‘cause you’re the one who literally knows the most about me and you help me stay away from especially bad habits but don’t treat me like a child when I do something stupid. And, like, the only way you can leave my life permanently is if we broke up– well I guess we could still technically get a divorce, or you could just say ‘no’ right now and break up with me eventually–”

    “Yes.” Wade hears himself say, quietly. Peter doesn’t register it, so Wade doesn’t try to use words again. He’s too caught up in his head. He kneels down to Peter’s height and reaches around Peter’s outstretched hands to cup his cheeks. Peter blinks, looks into Wade’s eyes, and lowers the ring closer to their chests, but never stops speaking.

    “–but anyway. You’re actually the best thing that’s happened to me since Spiderman and it would really mean the world and more to me if you say–”

    Wade cuts him off with a slow, soft kiss. He slowly pulls away when his own smiling makes it too hard to continue, but keeps their faces close.

    “Yes.”

    Peter blinks hopefully. “Yes?”

    Wade yanks him into a tight hug. “Of course! Why would I ever say no?– Actually, don’t answer that. But god, yes! Fuck, I love you so much!” Wade suddenly pulls back. “Lemme see the ring! How did you even get something this nice on such short notice?”

    Peter takes his left hand– and oh, if that doesn’t send a pleasant thrill up his spine then he doesn’t know what will– and gently slides the ring on– actually, that right there would– and then doesn’t let go of his hand.

    The ring looks more feminine on his finger than it did in the little, velvet box, but if anyone knows Wade, it’s that he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He actually really loves it. It’s rather unique, especially compared to the classic “white diamond(s) on a silver band” engagement rings. And while Wade would have loved a ring like that if Peter got him one, he probably would have only liked it for what it symbolized, rather than actually liking the ring itself like he does this one.

    “I did some research during the late night patrols yesterday, and found this one online this morning before you were up. I just went to pick it up after it got sized.”

    “It’s beautiful.”

    “I was worried it wasn’t flashy enough–”

    “Nonsense, Peter!” he exaggerates an accent.

    “–then I was worried it was too flashy for just in case you wanted to wear it under your Deadpool suit–”

    “Of course I will!”

    “–and I didn’t want it to irritate your scars, but, again, I didn’t want to be super simple or flat. That just isn’t the Spiderman and Deadpool way, after all.”

    “No, it really isn’t.” he confirms fondly.

    Wade looks back down at the ring. It hasn’t quite hit him yet that they’re officially engaged.

    “So…” Wade starts seductively, “How about we try out these new sheets?”

    Peter perks up. “Snuggle day time?”

    Wade’s smile turns into a large grin. “You go get the candy and soda, I’ll rearrange the pillows.”

    “Maximum effort!” Peter says as he jumps up to sprint out of the room.

    Wade gets up too. “Hey! That’s my thing! And this is mediocre effort at best!”

    As Peter’s laugh rings pleasantly through the apartment, all Wade can think is that this is hopefully going to be the rest of his life. He’ll get to have moments like these for years and years to come, snuggles and candy with someone he loves and someone who loves him back for years and years to come. And since the boxes aren’t arguing anything, that must mean it’s true on some level, at least.

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A/N: Heyo! I still hate this chapter but I've given up trying to make it better, so here we are. I hope y'all didn't totally hate it though! I had an idea for a beginning and an end, but not the middle, so it's all kinds of bleh XD Anyway, I hope you all have a pleasant day/night, and thank you for checking this fic out! <3

[bitch-a-la-mode]

Some important things about one of my favorite professors at my university:

- she’s deaf and she makes a lot of jokes about being deaf

- She’s a butch lesbian

- She rides a motorcycle

- Her interpreter is also a lesbian with a shaved head who is very petite and carries around a coffee bigger than her torso

- She always has a Diet Coke for some reason

- The classes she teaches are... you guessed it!... on queer studies

- She has an automatic signature on her email and it is as follows:

Her name

Adjunct lecturer- department of women’s and gender studies

University name

Her email

- cuz you know... in case you forgot her email while you were emailing her lmao

- Her other signature (depending on the email) is “sent from my iPhone”

- *sends a long and very eloquent email to her* her: “lmao okie dokie. Sent from my iPhone”

- If you sign at her the word “math” she’ll yell at you

- If she doesn’t like what you’re saying (I.e. xenophobic, homophobic, etc.) she’ll take out her hearing aid or close her eyes so she can’t see the interpreter

- “Listen I know you guys can technically very easily cheat during the quiz but can you not?”

- Literally 20% of our grade is watching a gay movie of our choosing and writing a 3 page paper about it

- She got arrested a lot when she was young during protests

- “I literally come from a family where all the men are cops, yea I know I’m Irish and this is New York City, but I’m adopted so fuck blue lives!”

- One time she was freaking out while getting arrested during a demonstration cuz she didn’t know what was happening and her friend was yelling at the cop to stop cuz she was deaf and didn’t understand (but her friend was being dragged away by another cop) and the cop didn’t listen so he broke her arm for “resisting” and in retaliation she broke his nose. Because she couldn’t hear her rights being read to her she legally had to be let go and she wasn’t charged.

- she used to go to this annual all women camping event for a week in the middle of the woods in Michigan

- She said in the middle of the night she went to an open shower and she had a realization that that was the safest she’d probably ever feel in her life

- She said at this event, women were assigned “tractor duty” and they would ride tractors around the perimeter of the event and if a man came they’d announce them via megaphone and they’d be escorted around the event

- Apparently the event people were transphobic so she said fuck them and made sure like 50% of the people didn’t go the following years so they lost all their money and had to close down (fuck transphobia!)

- All her readings are free online but the university yelled at her and said she HAD to assign a book for the kids (presumably to buy) so she assigns books that are free PDFs online and the university couldn’t do anything but you could tell they were Lowkey foaming at the mouth

- “If you’re having kid trouble just bring your kid to class and they can learn about The Gays!”

- She has to cancel class a lot cuz apparently a part of being deaf is she gets a lot of ear infections?

- “Make this your first or last class of the day because this class will be canceled a lot”

- Her emails when she cancels are usually: “ears suck. Don’t come to class. Enjoy your day.”

-she has a lot of free days sporadically inputed into the calendar because of her multiple absences. Sometimes she won’t use them so we’ll literally finish the course 1-2 weeks before the official end of the semester and when that happens, she says you can come in and watch movies and if you want you can discuss Intellectual Ideas and she’ll give you extra credit

- I know all this because I’ve taken her for three (3) semesters now

- When she sees a familiar students face (my own included) in another class of hers she waves and yells hi like a person who saw a good doggie

- She hates desks and always makes students sit in circles so we can talk

- “I’d rather die than be stuck in an elevator with someone from a STEM department”

- “Here’s a classical author you didn’t know was gay!”

- She says if you’re just gonna sign in and leave at least do it before she starts lecturing cuz if she sees you she’ll give you a Disappointed Mom Look and you feel legally obligated to stay

- Sometimes she forgets how loud she is and she’ll start yell-singing

- Sometimes she’ll show a video and she doesn’t know what the volumes at and she’ll forget to correct it cuz she can’t hear it so it’ll either be muted or so loud your ears fall off and it’s really a guess who every class

- “Here are free things happening at school that the school *forgot* to tell you about and I’m informing you about now”

- “If you make me read more than 5 pages I will kill you and/or fail you”

- One time a girl handed her a 30 page paper as her midterm paper and she left and yelled in the women’s bathroom for 10 mins. She came back and threw it in the garbage and told the girl “you get an A for the semester but only if you never come back to class”.

- I literally have no idea what happened after that cuz she won’t talk about it

- “Here are good gay bars in the city. Wait you’re all over 21 right? Okay yea these are great bars”

- She’s an Intellectual so she’s friends with a lot of famous gay authors?

- “Don’t ask me for a letter of recommendation I don’t even know how to write. No I didn’t write this syllabus I stole it from another professor and put my name on top”

- “If I see people look away while I’m talking then I stop because I assume they’ve stopped listening and I can’t really tell”

- “I know it sounds like I’m eating my own tongue but tell me if you don’t understand me alright?”

- She’s actually very eloquent idk why she thinks people don’t understand her

- *throws a paper ball into the garbage can and misses* KOBE!

- If there’s an event at her department she makes us go for class (like not for extra credit, like we’ll have class at the event) and if you try to leave she’ll announce your departure and make her fellow professors stare at you in disappointment

-“Madonna is a thief! Who stole from black culture and art! Fuck her!”

- “let’s talk about how evil the United States government is!”

I’ll add more as the semester goes on

[dreammutual-remade]

high school!mark

request: highschool!mark if u love me plspls

 word count: 5.5k

a/n: lucky that I love u anon hehehehe !!!!! also wOW I didnt mean to make this so god damn long itS REALLY JUST THESE GOD DAMN HIGH SCHOOL AUS IM WEAK FOR THEM OKAY. look at this cutie hOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RESIST

mark, renjun, jeno, donghyuck, jaemin, chenle, jisung

warnings: the usual intermittent cussing and probably an inappropriate joke or two

this au is my Ultimate Weakness it makes me soft as hell alright

………………….

LETS DIVE IN

okay so your mom has a job that forces your family to move around….. A LOT

and while you’ve gotten used to it for the most part it still sucks having to leave people behind and make completely new friends once every couple of years

this time you’re moving to a new school for your SENIOR YEAR and you’re livid

bc like ??? it’s senior year and you have exactly zero (0) friends since you’re new,,, yet again

you Threw A Fit when you found out but your mom was like shut up you ingrate soon you’ll be in college and won’t even have to worry about it

so you, an ingrate, shut up :/

you move in a month before school starts and the house is nice and your room is cute so that’s a plus !!!!!

you hang up some pictures and organize all your cute little trinkets you’ve collected over the years aw

you’ve even got a lil succulent garden growing on your windowsill

ITS CUTE AS HELL OKAY

alright so you’re gonna go explore around town because you , don’t know where anything is and you wanna find some good spots to hang

you take the bus into the middle of town because who tf is tryna drive themselves amirite ladies

support ur local bus driver

anywhom this isn’t a HUGE town but it’s one of those cute towns where you can pretty much walk anywhere you need to go

(god i wish that were me)

so you spend all day just, walkin

you find a library and pick up some books …….

both for decoration and reading okay

and you find a couple of restaurants and write them down to try later along with some coffee shops and whatnot

eventually you’re tired and prolly a lil sweaty bc it’s summer and you’re outside and ugh

so you find a nice big park and a tree and sit down at the base of it to read and mindlessly sketch things in the margins of your book

whEN OUT OF NOWHERE

someone shouts

“HEY WATCH OUT”

and you look up just in time to dodge a sOCCER BALL HURTLING TOWARDS YOUR FACE

it bounces off the tree and rolls a couple feet away

“uhhhh holy shit” - you

you just kind of sit there astonished for 5 seconds before you get up to get the ball and look around for who saved your LIFE

and there’s boy jogging toward you looking extremely embarrassed

you meet him halfway to hand him the ball and he’s like

“oh mY GOD i’m so sorry i told them to settle down but they never listen to me and jisung just ??? doesn’t know how to not take everything seriously and he lost and got pissed and kicked it and we didn’t even kNOW you were over here and also i’m so sorry”

you smile and tell him it’s fine and hand him the ball

you go to get back to your tree and he’s like hey uh you there uh wait up

god he’s awkward

and you turn around to face him with an expectant look

“so um, what’s your name? i haven’t seen you around here before and like in case i ever gotta make this up to you you know ??”

cute

you tell him your name and stick out your hand to shake and he grabs it very hesitantly and tells you his name is mark

he has , very warm hands and they’re only slightly bigger than yours but that’s still cUTE

MARK HAS BABY HANDS I DARE U TO SAY HE DOESNT

he says he hopes you enjoy your book and he’ll make sure the boys don’t disturb you anymore than they already have

you wave as he goes and he gives you a smile over his shoulder and his cheeks are tinged pink and wOw this boy is a cutie patootie

you go back to your reading but now instead of doodling you’re just writing his name or drawing his big doe eyes or his smooth hands

(((((let’s pretend we’re all good at drawing okay god knows i can’t do much more than a stick figure)))))

the boys leave after an hour or two and you leave pretty soon after then because the sun is setting and you gotta be home for dinner

basically your mom wants to make sure you aren’t kidnapped and/or lost in a new town

which, to be fair, is not that unlikely

you have your headphones in and you’re leaned against the bus window half asleep as you go

bitch wake up youRE GONNA MISS YOUR STOP

it’s the same bus driver who saw you get on and honestly there aren’t a lot of people on the bus so he makes sure you get off

“hey you, girl back there, hEY! this is your stop girly”

you thank him profusely and tip him because uhhhh u gotta get home and like Not Lost

you skip home with your bag of books and miscellaneous items you found at the thrift store!!!

you bought a little figurine of a dragon and she’s beautiful her name is saraphina because why not

that’s completely irrelevant i’m so sorry

i have ADHD

anywhom

you walk in and you’re all like hey momma !!! how goes it !!:3

and your mom is Sus™️ because why are you in such a good mood

and you’re like !!! cause i had a good day okay love u bye i’m going to my rOOM

don’t let her question anymore or else she’ll dig out that you met a Cute Boy

you go to your room and get out all your purchases and organize them while you still have the motivation to do so

and yeah

you use one of the blank notes to start like a lil drawing diary of sorts ???? like just to draw stuff in whenever you’re inspired or you see something pretty

and you definitely saw smth pretty today ;))))))))

hint: ITS MARK

you try to draw him from memory but it doesn’t look quite right and like :(((((( how sad is that what if you don’t even see him again

the rest of the month passes pretty quickly in the same fashion

by now you’ve befriended the bus driver and he tells you all the cool secret nooks and crannies of town for you to go find

he’s also your bff pretty much he always tells you about his daughter and all the cute things she does and you just talk about your life in general and he gives you advice

congrats you’ve unlocked Wise Uncle

he gives you directions to this teeny TINY flower shop where you befriend the old lady who works there by bringing a muffin everytime you go by

she trades you for a seasonal flower and makes a big deal out of tucking it behind your ear herself

basically you find all the cute old people in town and make them your friend because.

THATS CUTE

ADDED BONUS OF LIKE 17 PARENT FIGURES TO GIVE YOU ADVICE

this is accidentally straying into art hoe territory i hope y’all are okay w/ that

school is starting really soon and you’re nervous but also used to this so it doesn’t affect you as bad as normally

also you did meet some people so you aren’t going in with no friends but like, pretty close to no friends

on the first day of school you ride the bus and you see ???? mark ????? on your bus ????????

so you get on and do your daily greeting of the bus driver

his daughter lost her first tooth AW

you fake cry and he says “mood” and you lose it because you’re pushing internet culture onto this unsuspecting middle aged man skdkdkkd

you pat him on the shoulder as you walk back to find a seat but there are none because for some reason the bus is busy this early in the morning ????

you wouldn’t know lmao summer sleep schedule had you up at 10 at the earliest

so you go to stand and hold onto one of the poles in the center

(nearby our boy mark LEE)

mark looks up from his phone

these god damn millennials always on that damn phone

and he sees you and he’s like wHOA what’s up uhhh Soccer Ball Girl

and nice you remembered his name bUT HE DIDNT REMEMBER YOURS

but then he’s like nahhhh just kidding i remember ur name hey y/n !!!

you talk otw to school and find out you’re both seniors at the same school and how you’re excited for sports games and like, GRADUATING

mark keeps trying to offer you his seat but you refuse and he pouts everytime you say no :((((

good god just take the seat look at the sad baby boy :((((((((((((

there is an, occurrence

at one point the bus goes over a bump and you stumble a little and mark reaches up to catch you before you literally fall on him

his hands fly out and grab you by the hips to steady you since he’s sitting and you’re standing and he can’t exactly reach your shoulders sO YEA

or at least that’s his explanation in his head huehuehuehe

his hands linger for MAYBE 10 seconds before he whips them back into his pockets and blushes while you thank him

you: are also blushing

the bus driver: completely did that on purpose

when you get off the bus your Second Dad tells you good luck and pats you on the head and mark is like ???? do you know him

and you’re like yeah that’s my man maurice we’re buds

and he’s like ???? i’ve rode that bus all my life to school and i’m not buds with him wtf :/

“srry you’re not as lovable as me!! jealousy is a disease <3”

and he laughs his dorky laugh

you highkey are smiling so big because this boy is so cute and he’s walking close enough that your shoulders brush every once in a while and he has a silly laugh and AW

as you walk into the school marks group of Boys starts waving him over excitedly and he turns in their direction but then stops when he sees you aren’t following

“hey whatcha doin???”

“well uhhh those are Your Boys you know and i’m, i don’t, really, uh they don’t know me”

“aw cmon they’ll love you!!! look ill just introduce you and if they’re terrible and annoying you can leave”

“........ i gue-“

but he’s already grabbed your hand and is pulling you over to them

“sup fellas this is y/n and she just moved here this year so don’t be too overwhelming.”

the smaller one with the highish voice chimes in

“aww but overwhelming is my only setting”

“then just don’t be yourself, chenle”

“heYYY it’s that girl i almost killed in the park !!! so sorry about that by the way”

he introduces them to you one by one and they all shake your hand

jisung is the one with the big ass yaoi hands and also the one who almost ended your young life

jaemin is the one with pretty smile

jeno is the one with the squishy eyes

renjun is the Art Hoe of the group you can just tell

he’s wearing some got damn overalls you gotta befriend him immediately

donghyuck is the one with beautiful skin and a v high voice you’re highkey like hey but can you dROP THE SKINCARE ROUTINE and he’s like “i just wash my face every day xoxo :*”

you quickly learn who is a piece of shit and who isn’t

you figure out who has classes with you and then set off for the day !!

mark has gym and economics with you but those are after lunch :(((

he squeezes your shoulder before he leaves and says good luck though so you’ll survive

you have art with renjun first and this boy is your bestie already

he’s such a sarcastic shit and he too likes drawing random things and vandalizing school textbooks with artistically correct memes

he also has the AUDACITY

“so, you and mark already ;););)(;);)))”

“i uh don’t know what you mean by that”

“you SO do!!!!! you guys walked into school together everyone probably already thinks you’re a thing”

“oh shit really??? ah i feel so bad”

“is that a bad thing???”

“i mean yeah i’m not tryna Tarnish mark’s reputation”

“that is some self hatred bs he would be lucky to have you !!!!”

“renjun you don’t even know me that well yet”

“i know enOUGH”

you just uhh change the subject which renjun def notices but like

who cares

renjun apparently also goes to the same flower shop as you !!!

you find out because you see him drawing the front of it and you’re like heY i’ve been there my girl edna works there !!!!! she insist i call her grandma tho

and he’s all oh sHIT that’s my girl too !!!!!!

long story short edna is now your shared grandmother

now THAT is some uwu shit

you go about your day and it’s lunchtime and yOU uh don’t know where to sit :(

you see a girl that you met who works at the little coffee shop you like so you set off in her direction and you’re almost there when jeno and jaemin walk up and sling an arm around your shoulder from either side

“hEY BUDDY” -jeno

“SUP SQUIRT” -jaemin

and they start steering you in another direction towards their own table

“god of all nicknames you had to give me sQUIRT”

“yes it’s because you’re cute and small like squirtle”

“that’s a god damn reach if i’ve ever seen one but okay”

you get there and they practically TOSS you into the seat next to mark

he winces and gives you and apologetic pat on the back before starting the conversation

“alright so who actually did the summer reading”

as the table bursts into Absolute Ruckus you just kind of sit back and watch

mark notices you being quiet and while renjun and chenle are arm wrestling he leans over to quietly be like

“hey you doin okay over there? are they too much”

“oh not at all i’m just takin it in lmao”

“yeah that’s understandable. they’re easily the most entertaining group of people you’ll ever meet but also i’ve wanted to strangle every single one of them at least once”

“what are you 30??? you talk about them like you’re their mom”

“i mean someone’s gotta do it”

you and mark talk all throughout lunch and head to gym together since that’s next

exercising right after eating ??? sounds like a GREAT plan thanks so much public school system !!!!

you go to pull out your bag of gym clothes but ??? all you’ve got is shorts ?????

S H I T

you start whining because you’re like aWW i’m gonna get in trouble :(((((

and he’s like here i have like 12 shirts in here because i always bring too many and then leave some when i got soccer practice i gotchu

(he gives you the clean shirt that hasn’t been sitting in his locker <3333 what a guy)

you thank him proFUSELY and then go to the girls locker room to change

the shirt is too big and you don’t wanna look like a Bag so you tie a lil knot in it in the front

you don’t look like a thot tho you just look Cute As Fuck

some girl in the locker room lets you borrow a hair tie and off we go !!!

it’s the first day so everyone literally just stretches and sits around talking

you’ve hashtag LOST mark and you don’t have any friends yet so you’re just chillin talking to the girl who gave you a hair tie because she seems nice and you got nothin better to do

you’re explaining to her how to take care of a succulent /properly/ when mark catches a basketball that was headed right for you yelling a watch it !!!! over his shoulder

he turns to you and giggles a little, nudging your foot with his

“you’re just a danger magnet aren’t you”

“i mean danger is my middle name so”

“uGH get your ass over here away from all those freshman hoodlums who think they can play”

you wave bye to your friend because there’s literal fear in her eyes at the sight of mark ??

you ask her what’s wrong later and she’s like oh it’s not him i just have a crippling fear of boys

(that’s a mood)

you and mark pass a volleyball back and forth and fuck around pretty much all period

this is actually the one (1) sport he isn’t good at thank GOD you were worried he had no flaws

at the end of the class you ask him if he wants his shirt back and he says, and i quote,

“nah you and your thot knot can keep it, looks cuter on you anyways”

you smack his arm for calling you a thot but then thank him anyways for the shirt and for calling you cute :))))))))

econ passes the same way except normal clothing and no sports

although mark does throw a wadded up piece of paper on you that says u want 2 hang w the boys n me after school ? if yes then breathe if no do a backflip

this headass boy

you throw it back so it bounces off his forehead and then nod to confirm you will

you don’t have any of the boys in your last class and you don’t where to meet up so you just kind of loiter by your locker since jeno’s is pretty close to yours and maybe they’ll meet here ????

luckily jisung spots you and is like hey what r u doin here aren’t u hanging with us after school??? cmon

you follow him out to the parking lot where they’re all gathered around jeno and jaemins vehicles because apparently they’re the only ones with actual cars

rip

they start waving too excitedly when they see you and mark smiles all big

wooOOO baby boy already has a crush on you :3

they’ve apparently already decided to go to chenles house because apparently he’s fuckin loaded

you don’t believe that for a sECOND because he’s wearing crocs and an old ass polo shirt but

we’ll see

you mark and renjun ride with jaemin while the Babies ride with jeno since he is able to ignore them being crackheads in the backseat and drive his vehicle without crashing

apparently they’ve cause multiple vehicular accidents ??? possibly the reason renjun doesn’t have a car ???????

who knows

y’all have a blast in jaemins car tho playing tokyo drift from the third fast and furious movie if u haven’t heard that shit plEASE GO LISTEN WHAT A SONG HEHEHHEHHEHE

you pull into this BIG ASS house and you’re like no fucking way dude

and everyone else in the car simultaneously says

“i know right ???”

y’all pull in and go inside and it’s real nice holy SHIT

chenle comes in cackling followed closely be jisung and more sedately by jeno who looks ready to fckin die

you pat him on the shoulder and go you did well, soldier

he salutes solemnly before breaking out into the smile

y’all know the one

you UWU right there on the spot but hold yourself back from poking his cheek and cooing

chenle then SCREECHES and yells

“WHO IS TRYNA PLAY JUST DANCE”

and everyone crowds into his living room

somehow the couch is big enough to fit all of you comfortably that’s fckin impressive

you play just dance for 3 whole ass hours and now you’re Tired and Ready To Go Home

there’s a bus stop nearby and you insist upon walking since jaemin already have you a ride here and you didn’t even have gas money to give him :(((

mark goes to since you have to catch the same bus

you hum as you skip around the sidewalk and he walks behind you smiling fondly while you twirl around

he recognizes the song and whistles along and wow !!!!

Harmony™️

when you get to the stop you’re like 5 mins early

so to entertain yourselves you play rock paper scissors and each time the winner gets to flick the loser on the forehead

mark is a sweet boy so he flicks softly but you go all out

wouldn’t be surprised if he had a bruise tmrw girly u need to chill

you sit on the bus together when it arrives since there’s actually room now and he slumps down low until his head is pretty much rested on your shoulder

(our man maurice sees and is like GET IT GIRL but only so you notice and you make threatening hand motions at him)

you’re not sure if he’s asleep so you stay extra still just in case

and no one needs to know you rested your cheek on top of his head

but when it gets to your stop you’re like mark? mark lee??? mork ???? wake up ??? and you nudge him a little with your shoulder and he sits up and rubs his eyes aW

he slow blinks at you and goes

“hm?”

and you’re like i uh gotta go now

and he’s like :/// okay i’ll see you tomorrow and stands up and gives you a half hug before you go

maurice is DYING in the front you’re going to kill him

you walk home with a smile on your face and again your mom is suspicious of your good mood but you’re like aw it’s nothin just had a good day at school made lots of friends !!!!!!

as summer turns into fall you make more friends but you mostly hang out with the boys because they’re funny and nice to you and also Mark is there and we love our boy

you guys all attend football games together and go absolutely ALL OUT for whatever the theme is

for example: the theme was halloween and you all dressed as god damn SMURFS

it was legendary there was not one bit of you all that wasn’t covered in blue paint

jisung almost fought some girl who thought he was from the movie Avatar until everyone was like jisung cHILL OUT ITS NOT HER FAULT YOURE VERY TALL AND COMPLETELY BLUE

and well

can’t argue with that

it gets chillier though so you all bring blankets and cuddle most of the games

all of the boys suspiciously aren’t cold at first until you and mark share a blanket

they’re so obvious GOD

with each time y’all share you get more relaxed around each other until eventually mark has one arm slung around you and your legs are hooked over one of his thighs while y’all Snuggle

renjun waggles his eyebrows at you every five minutes and you discreetly give him the finger every time

little ASSHOLE

college applications are due like. right now

you all apply to a nice university close by as a backup/safe place and then apply to more brazy places just to see if you can get in

everyone’s been real stressed lately so you’re like !!!!! hey imma throw a friendsgiving party !!! yeehaw !!!!!!!!!

and you invite all of them over

“everyone bring smth and i’ll bake a ham or smth,,, i swear to GOD if all of you show up with store-bought pumpkin pie. i will kill you and then myself”

“what’s with you and pumpkin pie?”

“jUST. don’t”

((((srry i’m projecting my hatred of pumpkin pie onto u reader heheehehheh))))

everyone comes over and it’s really chilly so you have a fire in the fireplace and you have a couple of your gal pals over too

your mom is nice enough to leave y’all alone for the night and she’s not hurt since it’s not real thanksgiving

we stan moms

you bring out the ham and someone has brought green beans and mark ,,,, tHAT ANGEL he brought cornbread stuffing do y’all know what i’m talking abt

OOO THAT STUFF IS GOOD

and there’s sweet potatoes and apple pie and all the Thanksgiving Essentials

jisung wanted to be a dick so he brought cranberry jelly

“why don’t you have some:) cranberry preserves:) , jisung” -you, every 30 seconds

everyone sits down to eat and it’s LOUD so you’re like shut UP !!!!!!!!!!

“every1 say smth ur thankful for :3333”

“my family !!!!”

“you guys <3”

“awW BOOO” - everyone, while throwing things at jaemin

“my life !!”

“that i’m happy”

“gay” -chenle

“minecraft”

anyways no one took it seriously until it got to mark

“i’m grateful y/n moved here :))))))”

everyone goes KSKDDIDI and you blush and you’re like okay ily mark JSKKD

everyone EATS A LOT and then you go sit in a pile in the living room

you go to make hot chocolate for everyone and when you come back it’s , interesting how there’s only room for you next to mark . hm

you pass out the hot chocolate and everyone reaches Maximum Sleepytime

at this point you’re too tired to give a fuck and you just flop onto the couch next to mark and curl up into his side

he puts his arm around you to pull you close and this mf presses a tiny barely there kiss to your temple

you look up and like talk with your eyes

did u just

i did

oh

yeah

and then you just settle back down

it’s too crowded in here for any Moves to be Made

bUT YALL BEST BELIEVE WHEN ALL THESE YOUNGINS GET OUT UR HOUSE

you’ve got the karate kid on bc ??? who doesn’t love the karate kid and all of your cutie friends are asleep in various places

but once it gets super late you start waking people up and going hey i love you but your mom called mine like 8 times you gotta gO

you make sure everyone is awake fully if they’re driving and to text you when they got home safe

at long last

you’re alone

in your house

with mark

actually where is mark

mark has disappeared ?????

you start looking around for him and find him in your room ???

“you snoopin thru my things ??!?!??”

he jumps and is like uHH but you’re like nah you’re fine idc

so he continues and he was really just lookin at what kind of books you have and the little drawings and paintings and knick knacks everywhere

you just sit on your bed and observe him

let’s be real he’s nice to look at and you’d be perfectly fine doing this for uhhh the rest of your life

he pulls a book off your shelf and starts flipping through it until he pauses at a page

and his face blooms into this big smile and he looks hella giddy

and you’re like uhh hey whatcha lookin at there bud

and he just keep smiling and it’s a little smug now wtf

“when were you reading this?”

“oh uh i don’t know i got it this summer at that cute little bookshop”

“was it, by chance, the day we met?”

“i mean maybe??? why ????”

and he shows you the page and it’s tHAT oNE WHERE YOU WERE DOODLING BITS OF HIM AND WRITING HIS NAME ALL OVER IT

FUCK !!!!!!!

you immediately turn tomato red and snatch the book in to hold it tightly to your chest

“uhhh i do that with uhhhh eVerYONE I MEET”

“aw i thought i was special:((((”

he’s creeping closer to you this whole time until he’s INCHES AWAY

he gently pulls the book out of your hands and places it aside before grabbing your wrists and uncrossing your arms

“personally, i think it’s really cute”

you blush even more this man knows what he’s doing

you mumble a thanks with your eyes trained on his fuzzy socks what a dork

he releases one of your wrists to push your chin up so he can look you in the eyes

“do you really do that with everyone you meet?”

“,,,,,,, no it’s just you”

“alright cool”

and then he wraps his arms around your waist to pull you close til you’re pressed together chest to chest AW

he nudges his nose against yours and you close your eyes because your god daMN HEART IS POUNDING AND YOU CANT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THOSE BIG PUPPY EYES

he presses the sweetest and gentlest of kisses to each cheek and then to the top of your nose

he presses one last lingering kiss on your forehead before he tilts his chin down to press your lips together

it’s so soft and innocent wow i’m going to SHED TEARS WRITING THIS

and he pulls away and you press your face into his neck in embarrassment

he chuckles a lil and rubs your back, leaning his cheek against your head

“hey, you down there”

you say “yeah?” but your voice is muffled by his neck and it’s more like eh ???

“my girlfriend y/n will you be ???”

what the fuck

you pull your head back so you can look at his face which is turning steadily redder

“uh what”

“shIT uh i meant will you uh bemygirlfriend”

your confused expression turns into a shit eating grin and you’re like

“what was that :)))) i didn’t hear you :)))))”

he groans and rests his forehead on your shoulder and pitifully whines out

“please be my girlfriend :(((((“

you pick his face up and hold it between your palms and he pouts playfully

“well how could i say no to that face”

and you smooch him right on those lil pouted lips

“yes i’ll be your girlfriend”

he smiles real big and smooshes you against him aw

wow so now you’re mark lee’s gf

LUCKY BITCH

lowkey you get a few threats but as soon as mark catches wind of that he stands on the statue in front of the school and announces that if anyone has a problem with you they’ve got a problem with him !!!!

and he looks like: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

you drag him down while apologizing to everyone in the general vicinity

mark is. veRY CLINGY NOW

i mean no complaints here it’s just

wow

you’ll be standing at your locker when BAM mark is wrapped around you from behind and you get a hey baby how’s ur day right in your ear

in gym class he restrains himself since the coaches are always like LEE KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF

but he always whines after and is like

:((((( but you look so cute in my shirt i wanna squish you

whenever mark comes over you force him to let you draw him at least once

each time it gets easier since you’ve started to memorize the details of his face and the knuckles of his hands and the shape of his shoulders

a lot of times he just comes over to watch movies and talk

he’s not an eloquent guy

(“you all look like pretty grass :)))” - mark lee)

but he gets what he needs to say out and he enjoys listening to you talk about whatever’s on your mind

you’ve started a glow in the dark star sticker collection to put on your ceiling and each time he comes over you put a constellation up there

so you’ll lay in bed and turn off the lights and just stare at the ceiling and try to name them all

soon you’ll just get sleepy though and press your face into his chest

he uwu’s every time :((((

after he’s done being astonished by his Baby™️ he’ll wrap his arms around you and stroke a hand up and down your spine wow

Real Relaxation Hours

your mom will come home and find y’all asleep and then SHE uwu’s and it’s just one big cute MESS

he loves to kiss you right as he’s leaving like he’ll lay one on you then RUN to the bus stop

p.s. maurice is on y’all every day saying he called it AY

his other favorite kisses are when he catches you off guard and just turns you around and kisses you and you’re like

I’m Confused But I Like This

lots of sweet pecks throughout the day and then longer slower stuff when you’re home and alone and relaxing

leaves hickeys on your neck literally just to be annoying

it’s oKAY THO DONT TELL HIM YOU LIKE IT

months pass and youve said your first “i love you’s” to each other and renjun is always like so when y’all gettin married huh

you both SMACK him simultaneously

but lowkey you would marry mark he’s the best and you love him so wHY NOT

but it’s early and you know that and you’re happy with what you have now :))))))

pls love and support our hardworking baby mark lee he is doing his best and i love him goodnight

[hannie-dul-set]

mfking tumblr won’t let me reblog in peace i just lost everything i typed in 💀 anw will try to say it all here again, hope i still remember everything T_T

SPOILERS AHEAD but i will try my best not to spoil anything below.

ok maybe i’ll start to the part where she just lost it — when she saw how her mother was just okay with her sister going out at night to have fun and all that. oof the way i felt that. hard. with all due respect to the parents i’d say GOOD FOR HER. that she just burst out her feelings. i mean IT REALLY IS UNFAIR FOR HER. they were (or SHE, her mom) was, or still is being unnecessarily (?) hard on her. sure times change and their beliefs change and all but i personally think that still doesn’t excuse the fact that they don’t give her as much freedom? dang.

next, ok i think that’s alr a lot of words for someone who’s about to say i’m still a lil speechless after reading the interlude like i haven’t rlly processed everything yet would u believe me lmaooo but OKAY SEE, i know THAT THERE’S A HUGE SIGNIFICANCE TO THE TITLE. like of course there’s a reason why you titled it like that. we just don’t know what or why yet but AAAAAAAA :(((

also (i get a glimpse of flirty jaemin once now i need more 👀 lol) THE PEACH TREES. :( that’s where and when they finally made it official:(((( GODDDD and back to the present when they were both there as well definitely remembering the events unfolded there back then lmaoo yes we know about the slooooooooowburn but i just rlly want them to finally have A talk or THE talk whichever pls. when, you ask oc? YEA SAME HERE SAME QUESTION (lol pls note this is in no way of pressuring or anything)

i’ll most probably get back to u once i get to read it all again right from the first part. I HATE THIS APP SO MUCH i had so much more to say but ofc with this brain i alr forgot a huge chunk of it >:(((

before i go tho i just want to say i’m vvvv much a weakass bitch for jaemin damn now my crush on him has grown a lot bigger it’s dangerous lmaooo anw thank you so so much for this update i hope you’re taking care of yourself esp with all the studying and doing tasks you have to do >< totally get that

tumblr proving once again that it's a big boo boo bitch >:(( but gah. hello. hi. i love u. thank u for reading and thank u even mORE for leaving this behind :(( will put my responses under the cut HAHSHJA

when i said i projected in this fic, i did not lie AHAHAHA yeahh....i have a younger brother and the treatment is p much the same aHA okay. that aspect in this stort is just me venting LMAO but eniway it'll get better in act 2. i promise 😭😭. hopefully i'll do a good job wrapping all the pieces tgt HAGSJSKW

aside from the whole making it official business HAHAHA. the title means two things, significantly: patience & waiting. it takes at least four years for a peach tree to bear fruit, and following the timeline....it's been four years since they....u know.....💔💔.......meaning it also took four years for them to reconnect. reconcile. and hopefully rekindle the past in the next act HUEHUSHSJAISK (it's gonna end happy i promise just wanted it to sound suspenseful 😭😭).

seriously na jaemin....raising the bar higher than my height....thank u so much for reading again bb :< i'm sure (ofc i do, i wrote this 😭😭) that they'll get the chance to talk soon HAHHSJA timing is one of the major themes of this, and i just really wanted to paint it as realistically as possible that, as much as we'd like to go through our main character moment, our lives don't revolve around love alone 😔 (i.e. my college au romance isn't playing out as i'd like. it's deadlines, due dates and readings instead of drama, dates, and flirting 😭😭) bUT I DIGRESS—

[angelgoddesslover]

Something happened yesterday

So I’ve been talking to this guy since like February we aren’t exclusive or anything just getting to know each other and chilling letting vibes take the wheel and whatnot.

Yesterday I go over after work Im wearing a jersey some black skinny jeans and some white lebrons not extra cute but I look nice my hair is up cuz I didn’t wanna do it that morning and it’s still neatly up after a 12 hr shift.

When I meet up w him I melt cuz lowkey I’m catching feelings but I’m not too bothered or anything. He opens the door to my car and he’s happy to see me. It’s cute we make out a little being all cute w each other and then he pulls out his phone like fuck.

He tells me that his friends are like 5 min away from his place surprise visit and whatnot. So I’m like ohh ok like I’ll leave you to it but he says no I want you to stay and meet my friends. *melting inside* I’m like ok what do you wanna do.

At first he was like maybe we can go to a club I’m not in anyway dressed for a club (I could do so much better) so I’m like ehh and he’s like I get you wanna look cute ok so maybe let’s go to a hookah bar. That I can get behind. So I’m chilling w him in the street telling him about my day having his strong arms wrapped around my body super cute lmao.

Well a white car pulls up and he’s like that’s my friends. There’s 2 guys in the white car. My guy (let’s call him Anthony) he goes up to the white car on the other side of the street from where we were and he’s like heyyy buddies or whatever. I’m on the other side cuz I was gonna charge my boos phone in my car. (Boy lives the dangerous life at 1%) so I’m tryna connect it get it done and I cross the street and I’m like hi! Mingle a little bit and Anthony introduces me to his friends.

Remember it’s 2 guys. Guy A is in the drivers seat (we can call him Dre) and Guy B is in the passengers seat (we can call him Joe). So Anthony is like hey this is Dre my best friend homie for life and I’m like hey nice to meet you. Dre says it’s nice to meet you too looks at me and is like wow you’re cute so I’m like thanks! Joe is still in his seat chilling. Anthony is telling Dre “this the girl I was telling you about remember her tattoo?” So I’m like oh yea true I have a tattoo on my sternum. So Anthony is like show him your tattoo. A little uncomfortable cuz it’s under my boobs and I’m w the boo thang so I’m like wait I’ve got it perfectly cropped out in my phone so I can show you guys. I grab my phone and show Dre and Joe and they’re like damn that’s lit and I’m like thanks. We get to talking about if it hurt and whatnot. I have a high pain tolerance so it didn’t hurt at all and Joe chimes in like lmao tattoos don’t hurt you have to just chill. Dre asks joe if he has one and he’s like not yet but I’m gonna and I’m like cool yea same like you just have to prepare and you’ll be fine also depends where you get it. Dre says he wants a chest piece but he’s afraid and I’m like it’s cool you know just if it’s something you want just breathe and think other thoughts or whatever. We continue to talk about tattoos and stuff and then we notice the time.

None of this was planned so Anthony is chilling in some sweats and he’s like I’m gonna pop in real quick and change. So I’m like cool bet I’ll be here. Anthony is like ok *slaps my butt* and says go to your car I’ll be out in a sec. I’m like yes daddy. So I go to my car and put some music on.

Literally I kid you not Anthony goes inside his house and Dre steps out of his car and taps at my car window. So I lower it (like a dumbass I pull down the wrong window quickly recover tho) so Dre is like “haha I didn’t see that”. I’m like “bet your ass you didn’t lmao” but he says he has to ask me a question.

“Have you and Anthony fucked?” Just like that like it’s a normal thing to say.

“Have what? Why would that be your concern if we have or haven’t tho?¿”

“He’s like cuz I have to ask you another question, but I need to know the answer”

“Well you’re not getting answer from me but what’s the other question?”

“I need to know if my dick is bigger than his. He says he has a 10” dick and mine is 9” and I just have to know cuz I feel like he’s lying.”

Literally the words that came out of his mouth. I could not I was shook. I couldn’t believe this was a conversation I was having what went through my mind at this point was ‘damn gurl maybe you shouldn’t rolled down your window but I thought he was gonna tell me something important damn gurl you fucked up’

“So have you and Anthony fucked? Have you seen his dick?”

“You don’t have to fuck to see a dick but idk man like if that’s what he says that’s what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ like even if let’s say I knew what girl would pull out a ruler to measure besides I don’t even know what yours looks like to compare so what even and no I don’t wanna find it either.”

“I can pull it out but I have to get a little hard so you can measure for sure.”

“Ok no I don’t wanna do that.” *starts to roll window up* and then Dre dipped after seeing Anthony.

I couldn’t process what happened in that moment but I was shaking I had adrenaline I wanted to scream. So Anthony comes up to me and he’s like hey I’m gonna ride w my friend cuz he wants to vent about some baby mama drama (different guy had pulled up we can call him Luis) and I’m like ok but and he’s like I can be w you all night and stuff so i just nod.

So we’re going to this hookah place and we are following each other. I take a minute to process and call up my friends tell them what just happened. After proper venting they tell me I need to tell Anthony and I’m just tryna figure out how.

We get to the place and I’m like ok now is my chance but then I see Dre and I’m like nope I wanna dip I don’t wanna be here and Anthony notices somewhat. He pulls me close to him and he’s like come here. He was telling how he didn’t wanna be there anymore and if I wanted to do something else. Any other day I woulda been like yea sure not even caring I had work in the morning but I was like I want to go home. Anthony says “cuz you work tomorrow true” I cut him off “I have to tell you something” and he stops.

“Look me in my eyes and tell me again” very sternly. He’s 6ft tall I’m 4’ 11” so I’m like yes daddy. “I have to tell you something”

So I tell him just the first part basically your buddy your best friend asked if we fucked and if your dick was really 10” cuz his is 9”… I get cut off. I can feel him he’s mad. “Go home I’m gonna take care of this” so I dipped. I don’t know what happened and I haven’t heard from Anthony since last night.

[withlovecb]

Marriage Talk: Proposing Without The Ring

Right now, I’m sitting at my desk, drinking a light roast cup of coffee and the inspiration to write is here. #WithLoveWednesday in full effect, lol.

Okay, so the other day, my boyfriend and I had a conversation. He raised the question of, “What if I wanted to marry you, but my proposal came without a ring? How would you feel about that?” First of all, whenever he brings up the topic of marriage, my stomach always drops. I don’t know why. I always feel in that moment, like I want to throw up lol. Honestly, I didn’t know how to answer that question, so I sat there, quietly for about one minute, which honestly felt like the longest minute of silence in my entire life. So he decided to fill in the silence. He explained to me that he doesn’t want to rush the ring. He wants the ring to be a perfect symbolism of the value he has placed on not only this relationship but myself as well.

He broke it down to me like this. “It’s not that I don’t want to get you a ring. It’s just that, given the fact that this ring placed on your finger, is to symbolize “us,” I feel it’d be inappropriate of me to put just anything in place of that just for the sake of having a ring. The unity of us isn’t just anything. It’s special, and highly valued, to us, if no one else. So anything that symbolizes us should be an equal. The ring that symbolizes that, I’m not looking for it to be gaudy and have an extensive shine, not necessarily. I need it to have an elegant cut, minimal imperfections and the perfect color, embedded in a prestige setting to get it to be valued to nearly as much as I value us. So, back to the original question, if i wanted to marry you, but my proposal came without a ring, what would you say?”

To answer his question, because I know he is reading this, especially because I included him in this post (rolls eyes in back of head, lol): Yes, I would definitely, no questions asked, marry you if you proposed to me without a ring. At the end of the day, that ring doesn’t solidify much of anything, in my opinion. It’s just someone else’s tradition to live by. In the long haul, it’s just you & I; making our own traditions and our own rules, lol. You love me enough to propose to me, I’m down with you. Ring or no ring. So, does this mean I’m engaged orrrr? Lol.

But I couldn’t help but wonder what the responses of other women would be. I pondered on how many women would be open to the idea of a marriage proposal without a ring. So, I posed this question to a few of the women in my life of various ages. If your boyfriend asked you to marry him but the proposal came without a ring, what would your answer be and why?

Here’s what they had to say:

Arianna F., 20 – “My answer would be yes because it’s about love and not about a ring. I’d rather go get a tattoo though.”

Shaquarah H., 28 – “Yes, because a ring doesn’t matter. Been with the man for 10 years. He nor I are going anywhere. I would ask my man what the hell took him so long and just go buy my own damn ring lol.”

Lauren L., 27 – “I would still say yes. Marriage is about the commitment, not the ring. The ring of course is a symbol of love to infinity and beyond, but if for some reason the ring wasn’t physically present at the time he feels he’s ready to make that commitment, I wouldn’t chastise him for that.”

Tanyria T. 25 – “It depends on how the proposal was done. If it was just him lying in bed like “Will you marry me?” He knows I’d be like ‘Do better!’ lmao. But if it was thought out, I’d say yes and we could go ring shopping together.”

Jasmine T., 28 – “Yes. Because the ring is just the material part. The paper is the material part. The fact that he wants to make you his own and not drag you years down the line playing house is more important. There are people that have beautiful rings and are the UNHAPPIEST people you would ever want to know. I know of people who have gone to the Justice of Peace and are in love. Follow your heart. Pray on the fact that this man asked your hand and your heart.”

Shanel ‘Nellz’ T., 30 – “No question. It’s a no. The reason I say no is because seeing is believing, actions speak louder than words. The next thing you would have to ask, even if you considered it, would be how long would I have to wait? Are you financially stable? And I hate to say it but type of ring describes the quality of woman you are to him. Your ring should be at least three months’ salary of your man’s paycheck.”

Monique B., 49 & Fabulous – “If I loved this man with all my heart, and he’s treated me all along with the love and respect I deserve, then my answer is unequivocally yes! I’m not big on the materialistic side of things and I’m not really a diamond girl anyway. He could be working on what he feels is a representation of his love for me, which could be an opal or even a jade ring, for all that it matters. A diamond or ring of any magnitude doesn’t equate to stable or respectful marriage. We can clearly see the astronomical rate of infidelity and divorce in this society. If he’s a good man, he’s a good man even without ring in hand.”

Melissa A., 27 – “YES! Lol, in my opinion marriage is a big deal and is much bigger than a ring and ceremony, it’s a commitment. A lot of people are infatuated with the idea of marriage but don’t really think about what comes with it. The ring is cool but I’ll take the commitment.”

Tawanda ‘Mom’ B., 50 – “Yes, because it’s not about the ring when real love is involved. The ring can always come later. Just focus on the love and the reasons why he proposed.”

Megan N., 27 – “I would still say yes, because if I am in a relationship with him, it’s because of more than material, and if I know there is no ring, it’s because it’s something he can’t do at the moment. Also, he would’ve known I wanted a ring because of the communication.”

Jonae L., 27 – “To me, that’s just a conversation. Knowing that’s what we’re working towards. A mutual agreement. I would say yes but I wouldn’t consider us officially engaged.”

Akqra S., 23 – “Depends on the relationship. If you’re a man of your word, I would say yes because it’s not about the ring, it’s about the commitment and how loved and secured I feel in this union. But, I need that ring at the altar. I want people to know I’m taken and I don’t have to say it lol.”

Courtney S., 27 – “YES! F*CK THAT, I LOVE THAT MAN. We can work on the ring.”

Yanique F., 26 – “Yea I still would. Love makes marriages work, not rings. It better be coming a little later though, lmao.”

Toni F., Fabulously 50 – “Well!!! As for me, I’m gonna need that ring, I’m just saying. Yes, if I love that man like no other, that’s great, however he WILL get on my nerve sooner or later and I will need that ring to look at. Besides, diamonds are a girl’s best friend *sips wine* … (Her real response) Baby, I have loved a man like no other and at the time, I would have worn his sock on my ring finger to show I was his and he was mine. Shoooooooot. Oh, I’m fabulously 50.”

Danielle F., 27 – “If Sean asked me to marry him tomorrow I know for a fact I would say yes. If there was no ring with the proposal, the answer would be the same. That being said, what actually changes? If your with someone and you know you are both in it for the long haul, I feel marriage is already implied. I don’t think I would start planning a wedding until I had a ring.”

Nia P., 27 - “No, because if you really know me you would know my values and what I want, which is a ring. Like I said before, I’m not being materialistic, but I’m an investment and you need to invest in a ring and really show me you are ready to be committed for life. Plus, I’m into romantic love stories and a ring with you getting on one knee confessing your love to me is a dream of mine and any man that wants to be my husband will know that. Like if you ready to ask me to be your wife, we would have had the whole ring talk etc., so you’re going to know what I want and what I expect.”

Gwen R., 54 - “If this man has shown me unconditional love, honesty, respect and commitment and is working hard, great provider, he can put a ring pop on my finger because, I don’t give a daaaaaamn. I know we both gon’ shine like a diamond.” 

Diamond M., 26 - “Marriage has never really been a goal for me. But if I know for real it’s a forever thing I would probably say yea. But ain’t no wedding without no ring. And just know that I won’t be tellin’ people he’s my fiancé lol.”

To be honest. I’m shocked at the responses. I didn’t think that so many women would respond ‘Yes’ to the question at hand. And I was intrigued by the responses to those who answered ‘No.’ I want my female readers to think about this and share this question with your friends or family members like I did. My family had me over here in tears. Listen to the responses you get. Share your opinions / comments with me on my Instagram @withlovecb. I want to hear what some of you have to say on this topic.

I will end this with the great words of Helen Keller, “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.”

Love y’all, -CB.

[ts-seychelles]

EP. 11 - “I Was Able To Dodge That Bullet” - VILMA

I literally look like the biggest boo boo the fool right now. Like I’m so cocky and stupid and tumblr survivor makes me want to eat glass

https://youtu.be/GAe_c8bHBjc

Okay honestly, after that tribal, I feel fucking awesome, and so many people still have no idea what happened First off, Jared I am so sorry that you believed my PMs during Tribal that I thought I had the votes to get out Nicole.. I knew one of you would play something, and I high key would not be surprised if Nicole ended up actually having another big ticket advantage sitting in her pocket from ghost island, but im going to wait on that concept for now until i see something from them. Maybe we can flush another advantage out of their pockets? lmao I am protecting Jared's role in this for as long as I possibly can, and Roxy's too. I had Dan hammering me for who told about the plan, and then ofc Alex wanted to know too, but he can eat a dick for all I care (in the context of the game of course.... love him to death as a person), and I'm just not going to tell anyone. I want Jared to maintain all the relationships he has on a 100% trust basis, so that way if he feels like he's gotta tell me something, he's going to be able to have that information I had to fill Regan in, and I know she is still 100% on my side because she is being VERY open about who she wants out after what happened this round. Dan? I really really want to trust him again, and I think I cut a huge tie of his removing Ricky from the game, and now I have to give him a little bit of what he wants.. I want to pick his brain and really see his top choice of who he wants to go this round, and I am going to try to help him be successful in that move, so that he can trust me. I really want him to say that he wants to go for someone, and for me to 100% support him on it. It's going to be one of the biggest leaps hopefully, in his eyes, that I trust him again and I've got his back.. As for Asya, who was another one who I was surprised about.. She doesn't know that I know yet, that she spilled our alliance to Ricky, and that Ricky dished that information back to Dan, and THAT is another reason as to why Dan didn't trust me, so I'm keeping my eye on that for now, but I really just want Asya to trust me also. I knew I needed Asya and Dan back on my side the MOST after this entire debocle, and by getting rid of Ricky, which cuts off both of their ties with a strong player, I draw them closer to me, and them seeing me as one of their bigger options. The best thing with Asya too is that we had a legitimately genuine conversation about how we could get closer and we should open up more about our personal lives and not even get to know each other on a game level, just because this is our second game going deep together, and I want to get to know her y'know!!! I think my position is definitely a million times better than it was before tribal, but I'm definitely not out of the weeds yet. Dan and Asya seem to be back and genuine with me, and I know Jared isn't going to just save me one round, and then take me out the following round. It'd be foolish, so i think I've got that relationship too, along with my strong allegiances with the people I've already been working with, knew about every facet of that move, and still trust me (i.e. Augusto, Roxy, Vilma, Regan). I know that my chances of making it to the end are getting smaller and smaller because what I did to protect myself, and HOW I pulled the move off really impressed my closest allies, and I know the gold medal is a lot more appealing when there's 6-7 people left in the game than loyalties, so I know my chances are already shot, especially because the only people I think would actually want me to go to the end with them are Augusto and Vilma, and even then is a bit of a stretch, so now it's just a game of how deep I can get and how well I can play off everything that's just happened....... As for my next move? Literally chop Alex's head off with a machete until he's into a million pieces, cooked in the shitty ass pot we've been using for 34 days, and then be gone :) 1. Telling me at tribal that we weren't going to rocks LIVE to try to get me to change my idol play was a MOOD. Alex is dead ass one of the worst liars ever, and if you know you can't let things come out of your mouth and be 100% confident you're being convincing with what you're saying, then leave it over text.. like lol 2. Looking like his dog fucking died when I played my idol was priceless, but also extremely telling of how badly he wanted me out 3. Lying to me the entire day and not telling me about the vote...... bitch bye 4. Saying "ha ha" when I said "final two my ass" when the votes were being read 5. RE ENFORCING THE F2 WE HAD FOUR DAYS BEFORE THIS TRIBAL COUNCIL HAPPENED...... literally such an lol So yea. I think I have more. I definitely would have to go back in my host chat, but in the realm of the game, everything Alex has done has made me want nothing more than for him to go, and the best thing about this entire concept is that I think there are people on "the other side" who would not mind voting out Alex either because his social game kinda sucks and he's a liability to keep around because he is the entire reason the Dan blindside got blown up, and I know Jared was pissed about that.. The reasons are too good, but now it's just if I can pull it off. At the end of the day, I'm on cloud nine after that last tribal, and it's time to go to work to see if I can make a thing or two more go my way.. I'm just trying to survive as long as I can and continue to have fun playing the game, bc tbh, I'm having a fucking blast right now lmao

(A LITTLE LATER)

THIS IS ALSO ANOTHER REALLY FUNNY MOOD BIG PRO OF RICKY GOING HOME WAS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE REGAN COME BACK TO RICKY SAYING "oh yea johnny said in the main chat that you wanted me out by accident" BC I DID DO THAT, BUT NOW RICKY ISN'T HERE TO TELL THE TALE Hopefully Regan isn't mad at me and finds out about it at some point, but Ricky said he didn't even pick up on it when I said it the first time lmao oops? Ready for this auction tomorrow!!!!!!

I stan trying our best to win things in the auction, only to win absolutely nothing. I am laughing so hard haha my life Is falling apart, I can't even get an idol, Nicole goes to Ghost Island. I am literally shook. It's not really bad for my game? And I feel like I'm good at Touchy Subjects? Idk, I'm just hoping I make single digits. As far as my game goes, I'm gonna try to be super social this round and make up some time. I want to get back with Johnny and Augusto and really form a bond with them again because I feel kinda bad about the last round, but also not at the same time?? dflkjdaslkfdj idk? I feel like this game is picking up and I really like where I'm sitting.

that auction sucked

https://youtu.be/vrhmDKxdB7w

I forgot to make a confessional again. Anyways, so the true tea is I have no clue what is going on in this game at this point. I’m pretty sure I’m the weakest competitor here? Which is fun because nobody will go for me heh heh heh heh, and this round they can’t anyway because I am on GHOSF ISLAND! It’s very lonely here and Isaac has not yet let me play the game but it’d be super cute if I got something else that I could will to Jared because I think he might be in trouble this round. We are going to hang out with Johnny today in person and I CANT talk about the game with either of them which is a blessing because I feel like it’s all they would talk about with me. Anyways I think everyone knows....I’m not giving my 100% effort to this game right now. But once I tackle this depression and my hair grows out and I lose ten pounds and get my ghost island game and get an idol and idol out Johnny even though he’s immune and Johnny drags Vilma and Dan out with him so I don’t have to ever vote Dan out, it’s over for your bitches. Straight up.

https://youtu.be/3rwZpqAyoUE

This round should be interesting? I kinda feel good? But I’m not entirely sure obviously. I feel like I have no other play but be with Augusto, Johnny, and Vilma. I feel like I could get closer to Jared, but I’m tired of playing the middle. I feel like I’m doing okay for not even doing well in any of these challenges. I’m trying not to be too much of a comp threat this game. I love my edgic being INV this round probably bc I’m not doing shit

I think my name has been completely worked out of the discussion for this round. I hope that's accurate, if not... good on everyone. Now I just have an important game altering decision to make. Augusto or Alex? Well, it turns out Regan might be idoling Augusto? Which is good I guess, but if Alex plays an idol too, THEN WHAT. So I could throw my vote on Dan, with the potential of it going to a tied vote. If I got rocked out because of that?? Never forgiving myself. I don't know what I'm going to do quite yet, but I have less than 40 mins to figure it out. The other thing is that I could be getting votes and look like an even bigger idiot for making this confessional. Oof. Okay let's take a look-see at the numbers. Johnny, Augusto, Roxy, *Regan- Alex Alex, Asya, Dan, Vilma- Augusto * = unsure. I could weaken Dan tremendously here by taking out Alex, but I'm also taking out someone who I've been loyal to the whole time. I have built a lot of trust with Johnny by leaking last rounds vote, and I literally met him and Ryan from Mykonos with Nicole today in Times Square. And then Disney Amanda and Steffen showed up. Iconic? I am partial to testing Johnny's trust, but, I don't really trust him at all. I really really trust Roxy though, which could be a huge mistake. I see her and Asya as frontrunners at this point. Anyways this is getting rambling but this game is a MESS and I feel like a sapphire-idoly boii Tune into tribal, it could very well be a good one folks.

Aaaaalright last round was such an emotional rollercoaster I had to skip confessionals to avoid having to cringe at them afterwards. Here's a recap: Earlier I was told rumors that Johnny had been talking around telling several people that Dan and I wanted to vote Nicole out, which I don't ever recall telling to anybody so when I heard about the rumors I was obviously suuuper confused. Days went by and I had heard from multiple different people that Johnny was the one to start those rumors but I remained suspicious, because I couldn't really see a good enough motive for Johnny to do that. People kept telling me that he has a tendency of wanting to play the puppet master and wanting to shake things up and cause drama between people. I didn't want to believe it but since nobody ever came forward to deny the rumors I decided to keep my eye on him. Next tribal I heard Johnny was getting targeted, and originally I was trying to see if there was any way I could save him from going home, but I knew Dan was unhappy with the Johnny rumors and would likely flip to take him out, so I decided it would be smart of me to go along with the majority and sacrifice him. I also saw him as a big threat, so even though I genuinely like him, I didn't think it would have been a horrible thing from my perspective if he went home. But a little over an hour before tribal Johnny comes forward to tell me that he has an idol! Plus he asked me permission to pretend it was the idol I found from Takamaka. I WAS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK because I ended up somehow unwillingly positioned in the middle of this whole mess and whatever I decided to do I would end up backstabbing someone and making them angry. I was having a major breakdown in my host chat but let's not talk about that. Then Johnny asked me to actually vote HIM so people wouldn't suspect we were working together....... O-M-G. That plan sounded perfect; I wouldn't have to backstab anyone and I would have a chance to get out of a shitty situation without too much blood on my hands. Johnny tried to make me change my vote to Nicole last minute but I refused and voted Johnny anyways to keep on everyone's good side, whoops. I was also pretty happy Johnny decided to idol Ricky out, since I never talked to him too much and he was close to Dan and Asya, who I hope will now more likely rely on my help if they ever need extra numbers to make a move. After the vote I tried to clear things up with Dan, Asya and Johnny and I think nobody is too angry at me anymore which is nice. I was afraid I'd end up in the middle of a huge drama and I'd like to consider myself a drama-free person so phew I'm so happy I was able to dodge that bullet. Okay this confessional is already super long I think I'm writing a separate one about this round see you soon HEHE.

I’ll make a more in depth one soon but some people are trying it tonight and like... where has this trying energy been all game (@Alex) because it jumped out all of a sudden! If I do go home tonight, I think I’ve played a solid game thus far and had a pretty good experience as people such as Johnny, Vilma, Regan, Dan, Roxy, and even Jared sometimes have been awesome to me and made things fun! ❤️

okay uhm confessional time i----- I won immunity, which was awesome. The killer touchy subjects strategy of putting what you think the majority is going to say both times came in CLUTCH In terms of the touchy subjects answers? nothing really surprises me. being predicted to be voted out next just makes the most sense since seven people just voted for me.. so I understand why i got that one. I should've put myself too tbh, but I think I got the more intuitive ones correct, so that made me feel kinda good Tonight's tribal? I'm praying Alex goes home.. The kid still hasn't come to me about voting for me, after swearing up down left and right a f2 with me, and I find it kinda shookening, especially since his name is going around tonight, and I'm genuine when I say that if he just approached me, I probably wouldn't have been so hellbent on wanting him out, but oh well.. i hope he goes I know Augusto is getting the other bulk of the votes? I'm not SUPER sure who is voting where.. i've heard dan is being a dickhead again and he might go for augusto. I know Regan might be playing her idol on Augusto at tribal, which would be #dramaaaaaaaaaa and I really hope that this is alex or asya maybe playing a vote steal to get the numbers on their side, because then regan would LEGITIMATELY have to play the idol.. oh well, we'll see. she said she'd play it on him also in other news, I hungout with Jared and Nicole IRL, and because we RESPECT the game that's going on, when we were walking around the city, I spent a lot of time talking to Jared about today's vote and how arbitrary it's been for us to be on opposite sides, and guaranteeing that if we joined together that there'd be nothing stopping us, and then he offered me a 100% f3 with him, that we'd try to get to the end of the game together. I am 100% planning on accepting it with the intended purpose of keeping it true. I just hope that it isn't one of those things where he's like "oh yea we're not going to vote you" but then votes out all of my closest allies instead and im stuck in the game getting dragged to finals via jared's strategic play, but honestly, I believe the man. He seemed very genuine, and if he isn't being genuine, then he's a snake and it is what it is anywhom.. praying augusto stays and nothing bad happens to him. alex going would be best for my game, especially because I just think he deserves what's coming to him after how last round went with him and I, and the excuses he made for breaking our f2

I trust no one but Johnny fuck everyone. Fuck wasting my idol. But I have to  Jared and Johnny both told me to play it so he res to that

[damn-agi]

Imagine V Taehyung as your boyfriend!!! ^^

THIS  IS YOUR LOVESTORY WITH  V TAEHYUNG!!! ^^

You woke up really early that day because you had some filming shootings. Oh yea, you are part of the HWARANG’s cast. You are not famous, this is the first act that you make. J You are not a primary actress, but you affect a lot in the continuity of the event. So you got wear really fast and took your car to went into the HWARANG set. You are soo preety, you have long blonde hair and you always keep a big shiny smile in your face. You arrived a bit late into the set, and some other actors were shooting in the moment you arrived. The film’s director saw you with some angry eyes, because you had a really important part to shoot that day. You looked down in embarrassment and you were feeling guilty. Ah, you had a kiss scene, with one member of HWARANG, Park Hyung Sik. You actually really like that actor, because he’s like prince charming, he’s tall, handsome and a great kisser( just from the movie experience :P). Actually all the boys actors are really handsome. You don’t like just one of them. He is V Taehyung. >.< V is a member of BTS, but you don’t really like him. He always wants to stay close to you and even distracts you sometimes. Go Ara( one of the film’s actress), is your best friend from this movie, and she says that you have feelings for V Tae. You: Go, stop it!!!! I hate him, and you say that I like him!! Weird! -.-‘ Go: I know you like him!! I’ve noticed how you look at him, when he has the shooting parts. He is so hot by the way!! If you don’t want him, I will take him!! LOL You: Take him, I don’t really care. Go: Ehee, look he is coming in our direction. Even that you hate V, your heart pumps really really fast everytime he is next to you. What does this mean?!! Do you lik….nooo Y/N don’t continue that!!! V: Oh, hello girls!! Hi Y/N!! So the director is a bit angry with you today right? You: What do you care anyway? V: Well you know I care about you. I want to make you a proposal. You: Wha..at?!!! What proposal!!!! Oh…your heart was running into your chest in that moment. <3 V: Haa, don’t worry I’m not going to marry you, maybe it can happen one day lmao, but I just want you to come with me today after the rehersals. You: Why would I come with you?!! -.-  V: Because it’s gonna be a lot of fun, I promise!!!! ;D V said this while he was holding your hands in a begging way. Go Ara tread your foot, in an act where she wanted to say that you should absolutely go with V. You: Ummm, I don’t know, I will think about it. J After you said that, you ran into your clothing room and started to think about this situation. You were sitting into your room’s chair. You suddenly heard some footsteps coming in you room’s direction. V: Oh com’on sweety!!! Open the door. You: V, go away!!!..or I will not come with you tonight. >.< V started laughing and anyway he opened the door. V: Oh, so you are thinking, ha!! Will this help you thinking? After he said that, he came towards you and he was really really close with you, you could even felt his heart. He was staring at you with some curious eyes like he wanted to feel every single part of you. You: Are you crazy!!!!! >.< Mooove! You stepped him away, but V couldn’t stop his flirting. V: I’m gonna have you someday Y/N. And when I have you, you will enjoy it much more than I will. So, see ya today, after the rehearsals. :* V closed the door and left your room. You: I can’t believe this guy!!! >.< Why does he always want to talk with me.?!..... After you finished your rehersals, that  went really well btw J, you entered your car, and just when you were going to drive it home, you see some big hands standing in front of your view. -.-“ V: Stoop, plz!!! You: What do you want now?! V: Before I tell you, get out from the car. :D You got out from the car, with full nerves. You: V, stop doing all of these stupid things! Stop following me everywhere! Stop laughing just for once!!! And stop being this ahhhh….!!! >.< You started crying from anger. V: Wait, no no, don’t cry  please!! I will also cry then! L You: No you won’t silly!! L But surprisely V actually started crying, and you sudden, started to laugh. V: Uaaah ToT, look what did you do to me?!! I cant stop crying now!! You: Hahaha, you are funny! When he heard that, he suddenly stops crying. J V: I am?..I mean of course I am…that was the purpose from the beginig. :D You smiling: Yea right!! J V, I think I will come with you! I don’t have anything special to do in home alone anyway!! V: Reeaally!!! Uh, finally! XD Come on, I’m the best guy that can make someone happy, especially you. You giggled with that. Wait, what was happening now?! You are going out with V. ^^ V: Hey, why don’t we go over there? He showed a small bar, in which you have been so many time with your best friend, but not with V. V: What’s wrong, you don’t like that place? You: No, it’s not that. It’s just, that was the place where me and my best friend used to go. And we two are not friends anymore, that kinda remind me of her. But you know what,that was the past, now let’s go there and have some fun!! :P V: Umm, ok lol!!! :D Let’s go!!.... You two finally found a free table, because there were so many people. You two set in front of each other, and ordered smth to drink. It passed some minutes, and Taehyung wasn’t taking his eyes off you. You were feeling a bit embarrassed. V: Haha you’re blushed!! :D Can I touch your cheeks? They are really rosy right now, lol!! ^^ You was a bit shocked and you don’t know why but you felt yourself burning up. Are you feeling smth for V?! You: :D you really want to touch my cheeks?! I don’t think so!! :P V: Yes, I want and here I’m doing it. Tae take out his big hand and starting pulling your cheeks in a really cute way. That made you feel a bit uncomfortable, but still ahh <3…a guy had never touched your face before. V: Hihihi, they are so squishy!! But maybe I should stop now because you are getting more red. V pulled his hand to himself, but didn’t take his eyes from you, not any second. V: So talk me a bit about yourself. What you like, what you do in your free time or things like do you have a boyfriend? :D You felt your heart jumping really fast when you heard the word “boyfriend” from V’s mouth. You: Well, it’s not much. I really like playing the guitar, and I spend almost my whole free time with it. But anyway my life is acting, and I would love to be a famous actress in the future, well I know I am in Hwarang, but I would like smth much bigger, you know, like Hollywood, and Los Angeles baby!!! XD Also, the most important people of my life are my parents, because I don’t have any brother or sister. <3 They are my biggest support and only from them, I’m now who I am today. They are like my tune that I play with my guitar, they are my act that I play like an actress, they are my soul that stay always here in the bottom of my heart. And I think that this heart, will always have a place for them. <3 Ahh, sorry, you don’t like things like that right? It’s just, when I talk about my family, I have so many feelings in my heart. V: No no, I am listening you really carefully, and I really appreciate people that love their families, because I am one of them. I also love my family, more than everything else in the world. And I’m not saying this, just for fun now, I think family it’s a really serious subject. You may know that I am part of a group named BTS, and when we work really hard for smth, the only things that makes me move on with the music career are my ARMYs and my family. When we win an award, I don’t get happy because of my fame or smth like that. It’s smth totally different. I get happy because, I can never take off of my mind the look of my tired dad that came everyday from his work and always had his shiny smile on his face. He said that he made all of that difficult work, just to make me and my family happy, because he believed that I would also made him happy in the future. And he believed and is always believing on me,that “my dreams” are going to make him always happy and I should countinue for the best. This motivates me more and more everyday. So, this is the reason why I’m always smiling and I always want to be positive, for life and its adventures. You were crying from the words of Taehyung. You never thought of him that way. He was so carrying and sweet and lover of life, so maybe he isn’t the idiot guy, you always thought he was. You think you really like him now. ^^ You: Oooh, Taehyung that was so sweet!!! TT You made me cry, again lol J, but for good this time. I think we have a lot of similarities, and this is a good thing. :) V: Ahh, sorry for making you cry again!! It’s just I love them so much!! <3 So, you are happy about the fact that we are similar! You: Actually yes, yes a lot. ^^ V: Oh, look at the time, I think we better leave from here now. J You: Yea, me too!! Let’s go. J ….

You two left the bar, and started walking together, side by side. V: I was thinking for both of us, to go in some other places too, but now it’s really late, so…Anyway I don’t think you would like to go out with me another time. You: No actually, I really do!! I had so much fun today, as you promised, and we can go out again tomorrow, if you are free. Oh, and here is my number, in case you want to call me or smth. ;) V: Wow, I’m so glad you had fun. And, how is it possible that before 4 hours you hated me more than everything else in the world :P , and now you suddenly gave me your number?! Umm, I’m impressed!!! You: Well, I think I was wrong about you. I guess you are much more different than I thought. I really like guys that are emotional and soft. And you are one of them. By the way, I thought you would be as every other guy that I’ve met, who talk only for themselves and are always flirty and act like bad guys. But you are not like that. You are different. You are special. ^^ I like that!!! V: Uhh, thanks, I guess I will be the rosy cheek now. Well, do you want me to take you home or..? You: It’s ok, I can go by myself. V: OK, bye!!! Love ya Y/N!!! You: Byee!!! ^^……

You woke up early the next day, and you couldn’t sleep during all night because the cute face of V, couldn’t leave from your mind. You were so excited that you would see him again today. And you were staring at your phone, minute after minute, because you were hoping to receive a message from V. Ahh, you really care about him now, after he talked with you last night. And you kinda love him right now. Maybe Go Ara was correct, maybe you and V are really made for each other. You were also stressed because you wanted to find smth cute to wear. It’s not that you don’t have cute clothes, it’s just in situations like this, you always feel like you have a blank wardrobe. You started looking for smth, when suddenly your phone rings. It was an unnamed number, but you still open it. You: Hello! V:Well hello, hello miss! Would you like to buy smth in our company? You: Umm…I don’t know maybe. You were broken now, because you were expecting V to call. (you didn’t get that he was V for a bit) V: In what item are you interested, miss? (V was using a deep voice, so he could confuse you) You: Nothing special actually, do you mind if I leave this conversation because I don’t really need any item. V: As you want, sweety, I mean miss!! Damn!! XD You heard that “damn” and you suddenly recognized that voice. :P You: No way, V is that you? XD V: Hahah yep, it’s me!! The seller. You: aha, so funny!! So, good morning by the way! V: Good morning!! Are you ready for going out now? You: Ah, yea. I will be at the bar in where we met yesterday in 30 minutes. Promise!!! V: Okey. I will wait you in there. *kiss kiss ?*  You: *nope, nope!!* Bye V lol!! :D V: Ah, ok bye!!! :*…..You weren’t expecting V to call you. You were expecting him to send you a message. You: Soo, this is V’s number. I should definitely save this. Since you didn’t sleep much at night, you went on google and download some photos of Taehyung. You saved the number, and since nobody is going to watch it, you put V number with a photo of him and a heart. <3 You: Ahh, I’m in love now!!! ^^ You actually got wear really fast, you wear smth instyle and comfortable……You went to the living room in which your mom was cooking. You: Mmmm, what is the most beautiful person in the world cooking? *o* Your Mom: Oh hey sweety!!!! <3 I’m cooking your favourite cookies!! ;) You: Ahh, thnx mom!! Love ya! Mom, I’ve missed my guitar a lot these days. L I know we can’t for the moment, because I will take my payment from Hwarang in the end of the month, but mom, plz can we buy a new guitar? Y/M: Ahh, honey!! I don’t know what to say. You know that we can’t for the moment. Ehh, neighbors have started thinking that we can buy everything now that you are an actress, but they don’t know that we are not in a really good situation right now. L You: Oh no mom, keep the smile plzz!!! That smile makes me more happier than a new guitar, believe me. J By the way, I should leave now!! Ah, it already passed 30 minutes! -.-“ Y/M: It’s ok!!! Go have fun sweety!! Bye!! :** You: Bye momy!!! Love you!!! :**…. You left your house and now you were walking by yourself. That day you didn’t feel really confident like other days, you were feeling smth awkward in your stomach, it was like you wanted to be perfect in front of V. Is this love? The idea of loving V, doesn’t make you angry anymore, it makes you happy and excited. You finally arrived at the bar you were with V yesterday, and he was waiting for you in there. You: Oh gosh, I’m so sorry V, I didn’t mean to come this late!!! >.< V: What, no!!! I should say sorry, because I love to go in some places earlier than everybody else so don’t worry!! By the way, you look amazing Y/N!! I love your look and it looks like we have both decided to wear smth similar because we have almost the same style! ^^ You: Ahh, thanks!!! Oh, what are you holding behind your back? V: It’s a surprise for you Y/N!!! Tatata!!!! You: Haaaaa, *o* oh my… V oh, thank you so so so so so so much!!!! Omg, how did you know I wanted smth like this? Anyway, I guess I can’t take it, but thank you !! J V took out a guitar, that he bought especially for you!! So sweet!!! :P V: I am so glad you like it!!! Of course you are taking it, now it’s yours!!! You: You didn’t have to buy me smth this expensive, but really, thank you so so much Taehyung!!! :* But anyway, how did you know that I didn’t have a guitar? I mean I told you yesterday that I love playing it, but I didn’t mention that I don’t have one now. V: Ahh, it’s a long story!! You: Well I guess we have time, and I love long stories!! :P You and V started walking together and he was talking now. V: Ok ok!!! :D Well, when I went home last night I was thinking a lot for you, and since we were going to meet each other again today, I wanted to buy you smth special. I couldn’t sleep, so I decided to call Go Ara, since you two are friends, to ask her what thing can you like the most. So I called her, but she said that she wasn’t sure what you would like as a present, so she told me to call and ask your mom. ^^ I called her, and asked your mom what can I buy you and she was so sweet. She told me that, you would love to take a guitar, because the last one is broken. So I thanked her, and in the middle of the night, went into a music shop and bought you this guitar. So this was the story!! ;) Now, I am really happy you like it! You: Oh my…You did all of that just for me?!!! ^^ Ahh, so my mom knows you now. Thank you again so so much V!!! This is the most amazing present I have ever taken. Oh, wait my phone is ringing. You took out your phone and surprisingly look that the one who was calling was V. You: Umm, what? V… V: Hahaha, I called you because I was interested to see if you would have put my photo in my number or no. And, that photo is cool btw. Ohh, look also a heart!! You felt really embarrassed that moment, and took away your phone immediately. You started blushing again. You: Oh, this is really awkward… You didn’t even finish your sentence, when you suddenly felt Taehyung’s lips kissing your cheek. Omg!!!! He was kissing you, and you didn’t move him but you were feeling really good and started smiling. ^^ V: Ahh, here!!! Yesterday when you started blushing I just touched your cheeks, but now I couldn’t just touch them. I needed to kiss you. You: It’s ok!! I think I don’t mind it now! J Actually I need to tell you smth! I felt really happy when you said that you couldn’t sleep yesterday just because of me ^^ I also couldn’t sleep yesterday, because I was thinking about you. I think I lo..ve you V!! Anyway if you don’t feel the same, it’s ok. I get you! I know that a guy like you would like someone else, prettier and talented!! L V: What are you talking about Y/N?! You are really wrong in this part. You are the preetiest, the most talented, the sweetiest and the coolest girl I have ever met. You are not like any other girl. You are special for me Y/N!! :D And I really mean this, believe me!! ;D You were feeling really happy when V was saying those words for you, and now you were holding your new guitar!!! This was the best day ever! ^^ V: Oh look! There is the bridge of the city!! Why don’t we go there? So I can also listen at you playing your new guitar! You: Yea I also love that place, but I don’t know..playing my guitar in front of all those people!! V: Come on Y/N!! You are a part of a film now, and you know that a lot of people are going to watch Hwarang. Than you are afraid to do smth that you really like to do?! You: Uhh, ok ok!! Let’s go! ;) You two were walking through the city’s bridge and suddenly V stops walking and stays face to face with you. V: Well, I think now it’s time for you to play the guitar, sweety!! ;) Ahh, you didn’t say to V that you also know to sing, so you decided to play the guitar and sing one of your favourite songs at the same time. At first your fingers were shaking, but than you were feeling much better and you had missed a lot the melody of a guitar. You playing the guitar and singing: I like being independent, not to much of an invenesment, no one to tell me what to do.. yea yea..I like being by myself, don’t gotta entertain anybody else…nananana…But sometimes I just want somebody to hold, someone to give me the jacket when it’s cold, got the young love even when we’re old..yeaa sometimes I want someone to grabb my hand, pick me up, pull me close, be my man, I will love you till the end!!(Meanwhile, V was staring at you with really sweet eyes, keeping his arm on the bridge, and listening to you really carefully) So if you’re out there I swear to be good to you, but I’m done looking, for my future someone…cause’ when the time is right, you’ll be here but for now, Dear no one, this is your love song..Whooaoa!!! You: So that’s it!! It’s Tori Kelly, Dear no one. J I hope you liked it!! When you finished your singing, everyone that was staying near the bridge started claping and saying: Bravo bravo!!! V: *o* Who wouldn’t liked that? Look, I told you everyone would love you! But, woow, I wasn’t expecting you to sing!! ^^ You are amazing! I have made this song, cover with one of my BTS member. I think you are really talented and I will help you with singing, I promise!! ;D V took out his little finger, so he could keep the promise. It was so cute. You also took out your little finger and grabbed it with V’s. ^^ You: Ohh, thank you so much V!!! I can’t belive that I used to hate you. I have been so stupid, you are an amazing person. V: Hahaha, thnx!!! You are an amazing person too!! ;)….You two left the bridge happily, and started walking through a nice playing place. There were a lot of kids playing and laughing around. You: Look they look really happy!!! *o* V: Oh, look!!! A kid is playing with bubbles!! I want to play too T.T!!! Hey kid!! Hello sweety, can you please give me your toy just for some seconds!! The little kid: Haha, ok!! Here you are! V took the bubble’s toy and started making bubbles. He looked like a cutie pie!! He was laughing and playing with it all over the place, and he was blowing them to you too. You were laughing and playing around like little kids. V: Hahaha, this is so fun!! But I think we should give the toy to the kid now. :D You: Lol, yes!! V gave the toy to the little kid, and thanked him a lot. He looked much more little than the little kid. ^^ V: Ahh, that was so fun! Oh Y/N, let’s go to the beach!! I think it will be really cool now. You: Umm ok! Let’s go TaeTae!!! V: Hihhi TaeTae!! Cute! Thank you so much!..... You two started walking again and now in the beach’s direction. That moment you had an absolute different opinion for Taehyung. He is like the guy of your dreams, the one that you have always wait for, to show up. ^^ When you were thinking about these things, you see that you and V had arrived at the beach. And to make this end of day even better, you see smth really amazing and well-thought in front of your view. It was a tree with a heart shape <3 and under it, it was a cute little table with some foods and drinks on it. You: Haaaa, V that is amazing and so romantic!! *o* Umm, if that’s for me anyway!! V: No it’s for another special girl, of course it’s for you Y/N!!! :D Ahh, I can’t even belive that myself, because I thought I wasn’t a really romantic guy but now that I did that, haaha I think I am, lol!!! You two set on the chairs near the table, and that was the most romantic thing that someone had ever done to you. ^^ V: I need to tell you smth Y/N….. You: Shhh, you don’t need to say anything!!! ;) You didn’t let V to talk but came closer him and kissed him on the lips. He looked really happy with this, because he pulled you more closer and closer to himself and you two were kissing now in the middle of the beach, with a heart tree staying up you both!!!! So since that day you became V Taehyung’s girlfriend!! ^^ Yaaay!! You reveal more and more from the perfect personality of V everyday of your life with him, and you still think that being V’s girlfriend is one of the most great things you have done in your life! <3

So that’s it guys!!!! Thank you for liking and reading my other stories!! :** This story is a bit different and I hope you like this too!!! I love y’all and the other lovestory is going to be with Rap Monster!!! ^^

[jagvior]

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1. Are looks important in a relationship? no2. Are relationships ever worth it? i thought they were but right now it doesn’t feel like it3. Are you a virgin? no4. Are you in a relationship? yes5. Are you in love? i thought i was6. Are you single this year? no7. Can you commit to one person? yes, with my entire being8. Describe your crush. he’s a few inches taller than me, with soft brown hair and droopy puppy dog eyes. he’s the love of my life but i’m not the love of his.9. Describe your perfect mate. ^10. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes11. Do you ever want to get married? no12. Do you forgive betrayal? i did but i regret it13. Do you get jealous easily? very14. Do you have a crush on anyone? i literally just described him above smh15. Do you have any piercings? yes16. Do you have any tattoos? yes17. Do you like kissing in public? yes20. Do you shower every day? no21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? no22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? no23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? cheating is the whackest fucking shit of course i can24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? no25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? i’m in one but probably not for long26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yeah but i doubt he means it27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? no, but he wrote lots about his ex and told me about it while we were still together28. Have you ever been cheated on? yes. 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? fuck no30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? no31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yes smh32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes, feeling it rn33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? nearly35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yea36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yea37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? yea38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yea39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yea40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? yea41. Have you had sex so far this year? yeA42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 5 seconds if it’s with him43. How long was your longest relationship? currently in it, it’ll be 2 years in september44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 145. How many people did you kiss in 2011? none lmao wtf46. How many times did you have sex last year? like 4 bc that’s when i first met him47. How old are you? 18 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? later!49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? his smile honestly50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? no51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? yes52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? yeah and i don’t wanna explain that shit53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? not really54. Is there someone you will never forget? yes55. Share a relationship story. one time him & i were walking and i grabbed a leaf off a tree and was like “yo hit that.” and he just stared at me for a few seconds then we laughed our asses off was great56. State 8 facts about your body. a) i have a lot of scars b) my upper body is bigger than my lower body and i hate it c) my lips are huge d) i hate my body e) my ass is small f) i have freckles g) i can squirt ?? h) he is the only one to ever make me cum57. Things you want to say to an ex. hi fuk you58. What are five ways to win your heart? idfk59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) look at my avi60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? idk61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their teeth62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? oh idk, give me emotional support and unconditional love like i give to them? :-)63. What is your definition of “having sex”? a dick being in my pussy64. What is your definition of cheating? anything that has to be hidden from your partner65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? i like sucking his dick but he doesn’t like that66. What is your favourite roleplay? i’m into ddlg but i don’t consider it roleplay67. What is your idea of the perfect date? a hike followed by camping68. What is your sexual orientation? i’m bisexual69. What turns you off? being ignored70. What turns you on? clingyness/needyness71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? i don’t have those72. What words do you like to hear during sex? “you’re such a fucking slut”73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? just be here for me. genuinely.74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? a kind face75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? he carried me to bed and wrapped me up in blankets and cuddled me really close when i was freezing my ass off76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? i do a lot of sweet things for him, too many to narrow down a specific one. probably aren’t appreciated anyways77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? idgaf78. What’s your dirtiest secret? i don’t really have one79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? tonight. i was really fucking paranoid and thought for a fact he was fucking other girls80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? today81. Who are five people you find attractive? a) him b) him c) him d) him e) him82. Who is the last person you hugged? probably him honestly. i don’t hug much83. Who was your first kiss with? kade. smh.84. Why did your last relationship fail? bc of the other person 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? i am currently