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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2
+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]
update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

#my beautiful unhinged wife..... you know the salesman is an utter freak on the streets and in the sheets#i watched one episode of the new squid game for the plot#the plot: gong yoo showing off his lack of gag reflex <3. he gloc on that glock etc.#the way he drags his bottom lip down with the muzzle of the gun sjhfsgfjhfgkj. redacted redacted redacted.#anyway. new username to celebrate#he put his entire ahjussy into his performance here. his ahjussiussy. his ahjussussy. you get it.#mutuals/followers from my old asian drama blog remember when train to busan came out in 2016 and for one and a half months#and i slipped back into my obsession and i was just a gong yoo shrine? ;_____;#i'm on the brink of regressing.......... help.....#also pardon the quality realised only after exporting that my grain was too strong -.-;#gun tw#blood tw#gong yoo#squid game#squid game spoilers#squidgameedit#netflixedit#tvedit#kdramaedit#uservik#chewieblog#userbbelcher#userisaiah#it's been a while i forgot what other tags there areā¦#long post#you know what.#gay#i cannot read salesman/gihun fic because i dislike ljj with a burning passion though.....
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I don't think the fact that The Administrator is older than the invention of stairs in TF2 is talked about enough
Curse you Shakespearicles
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 administrator#yes I know theres stairs shown in the comics at this time but I consider that a plot hole#abraham lincoln hadnt invented them yet#God i love the stupid lore of this stupid game
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Every time I see an author promoting their debut Greek mythology retelling on twitter I mourn the loss of like. To put in ineloquently. Just using these stories as inspiration for your own. Your story does not need to force itself to fit the shape of Orpheus and Eurydice itās fine you can just allude to their story!! You can use their themes!! Nobody is going to arrest you for being allegorical instead of literal!! I might eat them alive at this point. Itās the only way.
#like I think you have lost the plot a bit if you follow up āretellingā with a setting so far removed from the original story#that you actively struggle to fit your stolen characters into their original plot structure#also none of them know what feminism is but I digress#talk
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Entire Pokemon fanbase upon watching the Z-A trailer: wow I can't believe they added anti-homeless bars to the benches in Pokemon
GameFreak dev who thought those were arm rests:
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon legends z-a#outdesign posts things#I'm seeing a lot of people who seem to think this was intentional but like. most people don't know what those bars are for#that said I do hope they see the feedback and adjust before release#unless it's plot-relevant but I think that's giving gamefreak too much credit#greatest hits
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Misha's character introduction on The Boys be like :

#I don't even know where I'm going with this#Long lost lover or something#send help#Plot twist : Misha's character is just a guy who Soldier Boy is obsessed with#And has weird intense eye contact with#spn#destiel#supernatural#misha collins#the boys
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I did the meme :)
#my art#digital#angewomon#digimon#morrigan aensland#darkstalkers#saw one of my friends do one of these for their fave characters and was like o damn i gotta draw this too#so i did!#anyway they're either plotting (your) demise or they're plotting to take down a vampire or demon#and BOTH of these options are so incredibly#INCREDIBLY fitting for both of them#morrigan#angewoman#actually it's funny though because i don't post much on twitter anymore the people over there probably don't know how much i love morrigan#i mean i talk about her so i think they know to an extent#but the truth is i've drawn her more than i've drawn angie in the last 3 years
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Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you
#art#comic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#infinite the jackal#sonic fanart#sonic#sonic forces#My funny BTS on this comic is Shadow's initial response was 'sounds like cope but okay' but I wanted something less internet-pilled LOL#I've drawn more Sonic Forces fanart than I intended but it is EXCLUSIVELY because I think Infinite is SO funny#I'm gonna shove him in a locker#Bro lost a fight once and it shattered his self esteem#He's been practicing his evil laugh for months and when he finally gets his chance Shadow hits him with the 'I don't know you'#Also since this is taking off I want to clarify: I am a hater in the silly sense. I understand why Infinite has fans#The bones of a good character are there itās just the writing of this game failed him So Bad#Forces is my least fave Sonic game but I canāt stop thinking about it because of its missed potential#Forces tries to make a lot of very serious plot points but the impact is just not there. It becomes unintentionally funny as a result
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I love how much funnier the plot holes from sonic gens become when you throw in the shadow gens plotline
#I'm not super hip on the ins and outs of sonic lore so I don't know if the little memory plot hole from gens was ever officially addressed#but that gives me leeway to make shitposts like this#we're so back to am's posting#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sxsg#miles tails prower#rouge the bat#shadow the hedgehog#comic#my art#doodles#you can tell I like shadow because I keep drawing him with the most comically haunted expressions I possibly can
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Okay so Iām not going to lie, part of why I havenāt been drawing Mara a lot is for three reasons:
1. She had an entire plotline planned that I ended up scrapping and redoing but that meant putting her in the backseat for a bit.
2. Im honestly afraid of drawing her 20 fallen angel partners I feel like I go a little insane even thinking about it. 20 characters with unique designs and outfits? No, Iām exploding in real life.
3. Iāve been slowly regretting making her a succubus. She was originally an Imp but I didnāt have a base idea for the imp design yet so I just went with a succubus but Iāve been wanting to add more demon characters that werenāt just succubi and hellhounds.
Unfortunately the way people treated the redesigns (specifically Dominoās where I had people messaging me for WEEKS to change it back), makes me kind of unsure if I wanna do a full species swap lmfao. Mara is very cute and I love her OG design, I just donāt want her to be another succubus, so itās frustrating.


Damn. Remember when this webcomic was a hobby for me.
#txt#itās really funny that once again my little hobby series becomes popular and suddenly I have to have some basic planning#not like. a major ongoing plot I want this series to go as long as I feel like it#but itās like. back then I drew a lot of succubi bc I liked drawing succubi but now I want more monster diversity in the cast#so the problem with Mara is that itās not just a design I want to update I want to make her a new species#but this series is too popular now that I know people react really poorly to change#and I know the replies will be like āhey itās your series you should do what you wantā#but listen. Listen. people get REALLY weird about characters they donāt own
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We all know the semi-canonical āall the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batmanās cape, even as adultsā thing.
We also know that Danny āis LITERALLY a ghostā Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All Iām saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if youād really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce āBrooding Instinctā Wayne doesnāt even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before thereās a record scratch of āwait who tf is this?ā kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen Iām just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isnāt even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think itād be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi weāre the council of the dead. weāve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasnāt even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi⦠uh. Batman sir. if thatās your preferred moniker?#right so we��re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you arenāt dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep youāre. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#itās the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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[insert cute caption here]
#danny phantom#savant par#tucker foley#sam manson#ember mclain#im not gonna tag the other characters and ships thats too much work#phanart#my art#sketched this initially thinking id save it for valentines#but im impatient#also you should know i was imagining the plot of a Sam episode where Ember is playing matchmaker#and Sam has to take care of it for reasons#and tucker and danny are off having a date or something in the background the whole time#while she INSISTS that the holiday is stupid and ridiculous#she likes that its kitschy and dumb but she hates the consumerism of it all
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So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?
sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy
no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ā¤ļø I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#also love how it complements deuce's magic! they are two of a kind ā¤ļøā ļø#i do think bet the limit fits the 'uno reverse card' description more though#like...okay they haven't really said much on how joker snatch works#(literally ace went 'we'll talk about it later')#but i think it's not supposed to be inherently retaliatory if that makes sense#the japanese is something like 'put an ace up my sleeve'#which implies to me that it's not really an in-the-moment thing? i think he can steal it and hold on to it for a while probably#like he might be able to snatch it and then use it on someone else later rather than it being reflected back on the original caster#versus deuce's being that he punches you back with your own punch (and/or other various punches he's acquired)#(a connoisseur of fine punches)#i am 100% guessing though so who knows! we will find out later i presume#now the only one left to get their um is grim maybe š#(i mean i would also love to see some staff ums HEY TWST THAT WOULD BE COOL)#(but like. narratively speaking and all)#oh and maybe crowley's depending on how plot-important he actually ends up being#what if it turns out nothing's going on with crowley and he's actually completely irrelevant#he tears his mask off and he's just some random dude who has zero idea of what's happening#nobody's been orchestrating shit#everyone's just been getting radioactive poisoning from the stone adeuce replaced in the chandelier back in the prologue#this was all a cautionary tale about getting the blot levels in your school's hvac system regularly checked
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Minced Meat Man and his Trash Husband
Wait wait wait- let me explain-

Itās you! (And you with the rest of the crew!)


No I am not missing anybody-
Haha, yeah, sorry, this is just the full image
(Someone please teach me how to not use one canvas for all of my drawings, this took like 27 layers š)
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#my art#Iāll make smaller doodles of my Y/N + headcanons just not today#I know you donāt need a profession I just think that it helps you fit into the plot more smoothly with one#curly x reader#curly x Y/N#<- Pretty specific (only because my Y/Nās stylized and personalized(?))#mouthwashing oc
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a totem pole of hopeful idiots
#yugioh#ygo dm#worse manga AU#yugi mutou#katsuya jonouchi#joey wheeler#yami yugi#feathershipping#yes jou's ears are pierced. i folded like wet paper the moment the idea appeared#tbh freehanding the foliage in the second piece without blocking out the shape first took way too much brain power#but its nice to know that i Can do it#I imagine in the worse manga yuugi does get more involved in the rintama gang plot. this is so completely predictable but. listen. listen#that shift of dynamic early on intrigues me ok. jou honing in on yuugi for something he values but yuugi despises#and then the hirutani thing and yuugi directly asks the puzzle to protect jou for the first time and jou taking that cue to see the#friendship along at yuugi's speed (read: play some nerd shit games with him)#a sorta neat feature of this AU is once yuugi and yami have separated themselves from each other they get#exponentially better at their trade bc they literally have a spare pair of eyes on lookout lmao#n e ways. it is time. for me to sleep#good nite lads. if it all goes well i will never have to think abt mw/cd in this AU (<- is already thinking abt it)
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#neigh say#skyrim#the hyperfixation i get on skyrim every couple of years is back šš»#itās kind of insane that iāve been playing skyrim since like 2012 and iāve never actually finished it#i love doing thousands of side quests ! i donāt even rlly know what the main plot line is !#ponyās greatest hits
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Shoutout to Shen Yuan the only man who actually read porn for the plot
#i know my boy was in the TRENCHES#dude literally read hundreds of chapters of sex to MAYBE learn about some magic plants#humanityās strongest soldier#he was going through it for chapters upon chapters#he had their names and properties memorized#he hate read everything for the plot#and he didnāt even like it#luckily he remembered everything after the system got to him#shen yuan#she qingqiu#scum villian self saving system#svsss
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