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[glitteringstardust]

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bi galaxy stimboard

[good-boy-ren]

makes me nuts thinking about an f/o giving you a handjob / fingering you and, once you come, instead of grabbing a tissue or a towel, just...

[undercoverxs]

[mur-art]

Mur's WTTT Art Master Post (Part 1)

A compilation of all my Welcome to the Table/Ben Brainard-verse art (so far), sorted by topic and character. I think I covered everything! I tried to organize them the best I could but some categories were hard to define. If I missed anything, plese lmk! WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD!

(GEN) COMICS/MULTI-CHARACTER SCENES:

---> Weekend at Congress (Florida, Loui, Gov)

---> Baby's First Hurricane! (Florida, California, Mother Nature)

---> Pile O' Corners (Four Corners)

---> The Gambler, The Family Man, and The Stoner (Nevada, Utah, Colorado)

---> A Family Affair (IDC, Penn, Gov)

---> Gator Onesie (Florida, Gov)

—> Surfin’ USA (California, Hawai’i, Alaska)

—-> To the Town of Agua Fria Rode a Stranger One Fine Day (Texas, Arizona)

FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA ANTICS:

Continued under the cut...

---> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> Halloween Horror Night

---> What is This "Moun-tan" You Speak of?

---> "Whatcha readin', Safe Space?"

—> Cali’s Gonna Yeet Him off a cliff

—> The One Where They Work at In-N-Out

INDIVIDUAL WTTT CHARACTERS:

Alaska

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> I Was Born Under a Wan'drin Star... (tw: blood)

Arkansas

---> Pirate Kansas!

California

(This diva has his own category; see below)

Colorado

---> Snowy Selfie

Florida

—> Florida!!! (Mur’s Version) (TW: Blood)

—> Emotional Support Alligator

---> Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

---> The Price of Freedom

---> Gator Onesie

Gov

---> You Should See The Other Guy (tw: blood)

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

---> Gator Onesie

Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

IDC

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

Louisiana

---> <3 Heart Eyes <3

Massachusetts

---> Spiked Dunks!

---> I Started a War!

---> Dunks Onesie! (feat. New York)

Michigan

---> "I Brought Salad!"

Montana

---> Treasure State // Big Sky Country

National Guard

---> POV You're Late to Your Date w/Natty Guard

Nevada

—> Playing With Fire (Nevada and Utah)

—> Vegas Vic (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> Circus, Circus (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> Neon Showgirl

---> Caution, Do Not Dig (semi-nsfw)

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

---> MOBvada

---> Being an Absolute Mood

New Jersey

---> Stick 'Em Up! (tw: blood)

---> Bad Boy (tw: smoking)

New York

—-> Emotional Support Pigeons

Oregon

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

Utah

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> "I'm Not Like Other States, I'm a COOL State!"

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> Judgy Washing Machine

Wisconsin

—> Go Pack Go!

SHIPS/DUOS:

Texas/California

---> Dios Mio, Erán Vaqueros!!

—> “Stay Still, Idiot!” (Hurt/“Comfort”)

—> OMG They Were Cowboys!

---> "Let Him Kiss Me..." (nsfw)

---> I Hate Everything About You

---> Not-So-Lone Star (semi-nsfw)

---> Wildflowers

---> Saw Your Face in a Dusty Daguerrotype

---> "It Suits You, You Know" (Cali/Austin)

Florida/Louisiana

---> Summer Afternoon Flirting

—> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> "Mornin', Sunshine" (semi-nsfw)

---> OMG They Were Pirates!

---> Bisou Ur Face

---> Those eyes, damn those eyes

---> "Hey Loui-- <3"

Utah/Nevada

—-> Playing the slots (slot canyons)

Florida/Gov

—> Send Me a Selfie

California/Nevada

—> “Fighting” Over the Remote

---> California is a Big Spoon (nsfw)

---> 99 Problems

California/New York

---> First Meeting (“I’m Not Here For Your Silly Rocks”)

—-> Working Late

---> Straight Gay Espresso Morning

---> "Get Loved, Idiot"

---> Can't Handle the Cold

New York/New Jersey

---> "What the [bleep] are you lookin' at?"

Massachusetts/Virginia

—> The Gentleman and the Sailor

---> Kingdom of Days

Oregon/Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> May 18, 1980 (tw: blood)

Alaska/Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here

Massachusetts/New York:

—> I am NOT Wearing That!! (The Dunks Onesie Saga continues!)

A SECTION just for CALIFORNIA since I draw him so much (whoops):

---> Money, Power, Glory (CA Statehood Day Art 2023)

---> Fem!Cali

---> Looking for the Golden Light

---> Two Sides of the Same Coin/King of Diamonds (NorCal + SoCal)

---> Twelve Atmospheric Rivers Later...

---> "I am California, Can't You See?" (CA Statehood Day Art 2022)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

---> Firebender Cali

NON-CANON CHARACTERS/OCS:

Jefferson

---> Abolish the Police...Birds? (feat. Austin)

San Diego and San Francisco

---> CA's Favorite/s?

[imqueerandadeer]

Okay it's time again for rants and personal stories no one fucking asked for. Todays topic: How fucking rampant and normalized ableism is, with comments from @pansgoobernonsense as usual.

Really long post ahead guys you've been warned.

The reason it has been featured in the last post and now this one is because it's also ND and Asian and I wanted to get other peoples experiences with ableism.

It also said that I can interview it for practice because journalism sounds cool to me and I might want to be a journalist.

Anyways obligatory disclaimer/reminder. I don't speak for all mentally disabled people because we are not a monolith!! For example I am great at masking my ADHD and Autism (I'll get into that with more context later) and it's somthing I've picked up subconsciously. Other people with my same conditions may not be good at masking.

Also this post will mostly center around mental disabilities, specifically ADHD and autism because thats what we have and know most about. Neither me nor my friend are physically disabled (to my knowledge) so I won't speak much on it because It's not my place.

Alright with that out of the way lets add some context.

Hi, if you don't know me or haven't seen my blog before (most of you probably have though in some shape or form) I'm Ollie or Cupid. I have ADHD, self diagnosed (and peer diagnosed) autism, and possible dyscalculia. Theres also a millon other things I'm suspicious about having but I won't get into those.

Lets start with this, imagine (or don't idc) that your back in *gasp* middle school. Terrifying. Now since this is tumblr I'm gonna assume most of you have autism and/or ADHD so y'all most likely know what it's like to be in middle school and be ND. But still I wanted to talk about my experiences with ableism in school.

Okay I've noticed that the difference of how I get treated because I mask and those that can't mask for whatever reason is wildly different. I have instructional support which is technically special ed and no one has ever called me "Sped" or the R-slur. Versus the the kids who visibly have support needs and their disabilities are present. They get called those things all the fucking time.

The hypocrisy of it all is what really gets me. Kids at my school will really stand there and call these other kids dehumanizing things while I stand there as a person with ADHD and autism having to akwardly laugh it off and pretend it doesn't effect me. Yes of course I tell them off but it doesn't work, because they have been taught that what they're saying is fine and people who have higher support needs are not human, which is wrong and ablesist.

Thats not even their fault really it's what they were taught. Although if they weren't taught it and they know It's wrong but still do it then it's their fault

It genuinely got so bad that me and my friends wrote a letter to the office telling them about the ablesist language at our school, I don't think the letters ever got sent but yeah it was that bad.

On another note I don't think my schools very wheelchair accessible at all, although I wouldn't know really because I don't use a wheelchair.

Now heres @pansgoobernonsense experiences woth ableism as a whole, while mine were mostly about school its are more personal

"My personal experiences with ableism are mostly from my parents, and since I have not one but two neurodevelopmental disorders I’ve experienced it a lot. The most notable of these experiences come from my parents reaction to my autism.

A notable example was the time I was crying because I didn’t want to go to a party (I had had a panic attack at another similar party at the same place with similar people) and my dad had said I didn’t need to go but my mom made me.

I tried to explain (through tears) that I didn’t want to go and my dad angrily called me “autistic”. I’ve also been told to just “act normal” in social situations (despite the textbook definition of autism being essentially “I can’t act normal in social situations”). My parents have also neglected to tell me about my diagnosis for basically my entire life.

I was diagnosed when I was 2-3 and only found out this year. The reason behind this decision was “if I knew I’d tell everyone and use it as a get out of jail free card”.

They seem to treat my diagnosis as a label rather than an actual disability. It makes sense, since historically mental disabilities haven’t been treated the same as physical disabilities, but it’s still an awful experience."

While my experiences with things like this haven't been as severe as Nicks experiences I do have some of my own.

One time I was talking to my mother and she said that they suspected I had ADHD but didn't get me tested until I was 12 because she didn't want me on meds that early, which yes is a semi fair point but still why would you keep your suspicions a secret until I startes to notice and suspect it myself. That seems so weird to me and it could have saved me a lot if trouble if she had just told me.

Anyways thats it, sorry if it's not cohesive or coherent it's 1:00 am for me, I need to sleep

[gregoryeddiesgoldchain]

um okay i saw someone else do this and i really enjoyed it so here's my thoughts from this week's episode of abbott. obviously spoilers ahead

the first five minutes of this epsiode are some of the funniest tv i've seen so far this year!! OMG the face barbara makes to the camera, tariq's line from shaq lmao this show is so fucking good man

"i'm afraid of all natural disasters, of which there will be scores in our lifetime" - janine teagues once again being the voice i need on tv lol. currently making a bug-out bag for my grandparents cause this shit is nawt a game.

just gonna say this here and now- manny is fine and sweet idc what y'all say!

gregory eddie with the reveal that both mortons work at abbott!! i hope we get to see more of them that's so cute.

"I got so good at ignoring Janine, I never noticed she was pregnant" ummm this is y'alls queen?? sorry she irks me so bad sometimes. she's the only one still doing this "we hate janine and she's so annoying" thing and it's getting tired.

oh i loovee ava popping in on janine at her district office and i'm so excited to see how they expand their relationship this season!! honestly probably going to make a separate post to talk about all the good ass avanine moments from this episode but i just love them.

"really helps fill the janine-sized hole in my heart" thank you jacob for always holding it down for my baby janine!! i love their friendship sm

as someone who eats my lunch in my car every day just to get some quiet alone time i understand gregory very much but also let them babies in your classroom beloved

"Gregory Eddie, is no woman safe from your incompetence with the opposite sex?" omgg this felt mean lol poor gregory but also she's right and she should say it! mr eddie is on a journey this season but idk where we going chile. like for a man who started out wanting to be principal of this school i think " i don't want the responsibility" is a weird take idk. we shall see honey.

"Your advice goes harder than that thang, Mrs Howard" lmaoo whoever wrote that line i'm giving you specifically a kiss on the cheek for making me cackle oh so hard

also someone pleaseee make a compilation of all the cute pins and brooches miss teagues is wearing with her lil work outfits like are you kidding me!! she's so cute pls.

[crispy0nion]

takes a deep breath. ik it hasn't even been a day but we need to talk about the umbrella academy season 4. obviously spoilers ahead. and a long, long fucking post full of complaints.

this season got me shinji chairing so hard. what the fuck. six episodes that last barely an hour each and all for THAT ending? don't get me wrong, the ending itself is... not the worst possible outcome, ig, but like. plot holes so big i can fit five's ego in there and still have spare space.

yeah, let's start from there. what the fuck was that? a half-assed five/lila romance was the last thing we needed. call me a hater, tell me i don't know how to appreciate complex stories, idc. that sucked ass. not only is it creepy in so many ways, but it also brought absolutely NOTHING to the story. "oh but if that didn't happen then five wouldn't have accidentally wandered into the station's coffee shop and met himself" I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! IT COULD'VE HAPPENED IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!!!!!! AND FIVE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO THROW HANDS WITH HIS BROTHER OVER A GIRL WHILE THE REST OF THEIR SIBLINGS ARE FIGHTING THE DAMN BLOB OF DEATH!!!

moving on ig. i don't like how allison's past actions seemed to be simply forgotten. i know they acknowledge it a couple times and that it's been six years, but lord almighty she assaulted luther, got him killed, and betrayed her entire family for a father that never cared about any of them. i don't think i could forgive that so easily (i'm looking at you klaus).

about the plot holes. first off, i would've appreciated even just a slight explanation of what the fuck reginald and abigail are? are they aliens? are they robots? are they alien robots? also, side note, what the fuck did reginald even do to grace atp? did he create a robot in the image of a human lady or did he turn the human lady into a robot???? and back to abigail for a moment: ?????????? and also the obsidian hotel????? AMERICA EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN

more plot holes: the solution to the cleanse problem. five said that the only way to fix the timelines is to let the cleanse happen, aka absorb them, so that the marigold inside them is destroyed since that's what split the timelines, no? and they made a big deal out of lila leaving because they needed all of the marigold holders to partake in this. except that YOU EIGHT IDIOTS ARE NOT ALL THE OCTOBER 1ST KIDS IN THE WORLD. THERE'S MORE, THAT WAS LIKE 43 WOMEN WHO GAVE BIRTH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 35 KIDS. uhm. sorry about that. moving on.

did not like how jennifer's character was treated at all. no time to develop, no time to get us to know her. straight to the blob of death without even explaining what was going on. how did the durango end up in her body? who even created that anyways? how did she end up in a damn fucking giant squid? why was she talking about the cleanse? what the fuck? listen im sure the comics explain this and ik this show is supposed to be a bit... confusing and nonsensical, but this is info you can't just leave out. feels like lazy writing.

and how the fuck did the cleanse cult even know that this nonesense that a kid coming out of a squid was blabbering about was connected to them having dreams of other timelines? how the fuck did jean and gene know? what?

yk what, im also gonna throw in some more personal points of view in here. i did not understand a single thing about the timeline/universe/whatever they ended up in at the end of s3. is it a new universe? if so, why is everything the same and WHY is the timeline still fucked? and where's the academy in this timeline? does it not exist? why? why and how is abigail still alive? was she even dead in s1, on the moon? or was that a cryo capsule? if so, why keep her there?

and there's more folks! why did the timeline train not stop at lila and five's stop? that was random and never explained, and feels like lazy writing, again. or like an excuse to get a specific two people to mingle just to create an unnecessary and unwanted love triangle? perchance?

lastly, how can claire and lila and diego's children still exist if their parents were erased from existence? and since they still exist but their parents never did, how does it work? do lila's parents just look after these random kids? without reason? wouldn't not having existing parents at all create legal problems?

overall, i have a lot of issues with this season. it feels extremely rushed, and honestly quite boring in comparison to the other three. and the lack of explanations makes it so hard to enjoy because i'm busy being confused. im not so mad about the ending, i kinda saw it coming (my choice was between they all die or they get stuck in a loop), and I don't think it's necessarily a bad ending for a story like this one. i am a bit sad, yes, and i will miss these characters and regret the fact that they didn't get the lives they deserved, but i think it's an ok ending. not the best, but ok. but the rest of the season? ass. yet another show absolutely ruined by netflix's inability to see past money and actually produce a good ending instead of rushing things. peace ✌️

[raindropren]

I guess I should make a Semi Introduction post since i'm using the site more :]

Ello! I'm RaindropRen! Aka Hermes or Fish or Ren. I use He/Him! and I'm an Artist :D

I'll mostly be here to look at and post MCYT stuff :]

I like, Hermitcraft, Empires SMP, Life Series(Double Life and Secret life are the favs), Fantasy SMP, and Evo SMP

I mainly watch Pearlescentmoon, tho I also tend to watch Gem and Joel, However I watch alittle bit of most of the hermits .w.

I have an MCYT AU that I will post about alot! Cause it's one of my favorite things <3 (It's also very pearl centric rn as most of my brain is consumed by her story.) If u ever wanna know literally anything about my AU, please ask! I can and will answer alot. i ramble. lots!

DNI is the standard, go away, Pr*ship*ers of any sort, Homophobes, Racists, Transphobes(Etc), AI "Artists", NFT anyone, and anybody who supports the things I just mentioned, and 18+ accounts.

More Specific! before u interact, these are mostly for other hermitcraft/empires/lifeseires fans :]

If you draw/post/repost, Grian x Pearl, Scott x Pearl or Sausage x Pearl, Please don't follow me and stuff. if you ship it and don't post about it, idc I won't know .-. (if I followed you without realizing, you can block or softblock(?) me if u want)(Gonna be honest, any C!Pearl X Male Character makes me extremely uncomfortable)

I'm actually realizing i don't have anything else inside of the mcyt fandom to say lol. if I posted stuff outside of it I'd have alot more to say XD If I ever need to add anything, i will.

anyways :p

(Screenshot/gif collection ahead)

(the first ones tiny so I put a different one aswell and now it looks like she's watching them on tv alittle Lol)

here's ur second really weirdly tiny one

if u want u can give me mooreee :3 teeheee

[pinkrimmmed]

@metalgf @bentsahra @yassmine

so i am doing this on my side like profile because we have been friends for so long and I want to give you the benefit of the doubt but like I am tagging yassmines because you reply to her text messages and I actually have a broken phone and I don't have like your number saved anywhere other than icloud and I can't access that so unfortunately I have to involve her and that's also why I reached out to her to let you know I was going to be dropping off gifts that I've been meaning to send you for like years off at the address you gave me like back a few years ago okay so likeee anyway

i will be like outing you for antiblack racism and like I won't include yassmines like she's just a bully I really don't know if she's dangerous to black people so.. leaving her as the messenger here

so sarah like you have paranoia ... i do too. i literally had a huge time of suffering with paranoia because josh had convinced me that all of my friends on tumblr were fake and not real friends but it looks like he was right and my paranoia has become a sad reality..

i'm not trying to be dramatic by outing you as anti-black I want to protect any black people who think you're their friend online like I did.. i thought we were friends lol and if you're so paranoid about people coming to your house or whatever the fuck you were victimizing yourself about in that text with @yassmines maybe don't fucking give your address out to people who you think are so dangerous that you would need to involve state violence to like protect yourself from them because you're so scared of them

sarah i am so disappointed to see you weaponizing fear against me a black woman who literally thought we were friends and would never think that you would be in fear of me but I guess black people are just scary to non-blacks I really don't get it like what you did reminds me of the black man who was like innocently watching birds and got the cops called on him because he was like bird watching around a white woman and she found it menacing lol like I'm literally going to someone that i know has issues with me @yassmines because I know you're in contact with her and i don't have a working phone to text you on the number you gave me and you're like hopefully feigning fear (i hope it is fake because if not then you have a lot of soul searching to do about why you find a friend you have known for years - you literally gave me your address - so intimidating as to call the police - like that's either racism or a huge overreaction and then in that case you need to discuss with your therapist why you're giving out your fucking address to people you don't trust)

anyway i guess you deleted your blog that's at @bentsahra because of this and that is so fucking cowardly like if you're going to be a bitch who threatens state violence you should stand on that hoe

anyway idc if you deleted i am still outing you by your known usernames so people that look like me can avoid you

and @yassmines for all that shit you talk about not knowing me you sure seem to like block me everytime I remake and constantly harass me when I used to comment on sarah's posts and since you two showed me you have a running nick name for me "the freak" I would stop pretending like I don't live in your mind rent free for some fucking reason bitch also I had a mutual friend of both me and you tell me that you talk mad shit about me with sarah anyway so give up your "I don't know u" shtick and be a real bitch if you're gonna be one

so how about you run with this little message to your friend sarah

because soon everyone is going to be aware that she's anti black and black lives do not matter to her especially if they're someone she's been a fake ass fair day friend with for over a fucking decade

and you go ahead and figure out why you're okay with being friends with someone that would call the police on a black woman for no fucking reason.

sarah when you see this post just know I don't give a shit about any reasoning you would have for behaving that way I simply do not care because I am tired of non-black people weaponizing fear when it is convenient for them. we are no longer friends if we ever were.

[bidaryl]

twd:dd spoilers ahead -> okay i finished daryl season one and i rly do love it. was midkey worried about season two for a second there cos i saw a post about it being the book of carol and was like. well great. we get one great season of french shit then its back to the same old same old. and i'm a hater that just cant fuck with carryl so i was like. sigh. but! that trailer looked good! i CAN definitely fuck with carol going on a mission to find daryl! also that last bit with daryl at the beach and laurent following and calling out? genuinely thought daryl was gonna wave him down and bring him home to america to add to the kids he's adopted over the years but also daryl choosing to stay? like i'm sad becos thats his HOME hes kinda turning away from but also i've grown attached to the paris gang so this is actually very fun. anyway it's been COOL and genuinely so FUN and INTERESTING to see daryl in his own element like with no family that he's grown to rely on to stand behind like seeing him make his own choices to do whatever he deems it takes to do what he's gotta do? just seeing him having to adapt and rely on new people and trust others etc its been literally. So good. none of this makes sense but idc! thanku @ the walking dead for giving me another six episodes to be stupid over

[landminegf]

this is NOT a yandere post but this is basically a half yan half jirai blog atp so i'm just gonna go ahead and ask here

follow landmineblr posters. do you have advice for losing weight. can be anything from f4sting to a hyper-specific exercise routine. bonus points if it's specifically for losing thigh fat. go nuts in the replies idc

[l0wblood]

Intro/BYF

V | 25 | he/him only

This is a sideblog (not gonna link my main on here) for me to just ramble and rant on. I've tried using Vent before, but I had to delete it to save space on my shitty phone. I might also queue up random silly shit in the meantime so this blog isn't completely dead when I don't feel like posting my thoughts.

Feel free to follow idc, this is more so just a personal thing for me to dump my thoughts so numbers don't matter to me. However, in that case... (DNI list and interests under the cut)

Don't follow/interact if: - You fit any standard DNI criteria (racist, homophobe, transphobe, TERF, etc...) - You're a minor. This is more of a suggestion than anything else. I know kids like to lie about their age on the internet to get around shit (trust me, I was a kid once too. I know how that goes). I'm just saying this because I'm sure I'll be posting NSFW shit that I'd prefer minors not see. If I do find anyone like that following me, I'll just go ahead and softblock them.

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Interests (In no particular order. This is just stuff you might see me post about in between my other nonsense): - Splatoon - Little Guys (bats, rodents, kittens, any sort of cute little animal) - K-pop - My OCs (idk how much I'll talk about them because they're actually a shared concept with my best friend, but once I start talking about them I can't shut up)

I'll update this when I feel its necessary. That's all the stuff I can think of listing right now😭 If you took the time to read this and made it here to the end; thank you! I appreciate you taking time to read all this hogwash written by me. Feel free to like this post if you read the whole thing. I'm not gonna police that, but it's still nice to know someone took time to read this!

╱|、 ♡ (` - 7 |、 ⁻ 〵 じし ˍ,)ノ

[herotheshiro]

this isn’t a review but just some thoughts i guess. i’ve been reading erwin x levi dj’s recently and i’m like ... the CONCEPT of attack on titan is interesting (humans have to fight against titans but also they’re essentially trapped (cornered) within this one area, the horrors of war/advancement, also who is the real danger: the titans or the fellow humans you live with? also NOTE these are concepts that i’m coming up with based on what i know of the series (very little) and what the dj’s sound like they’re saying lol) but if only the original content and mangaka wasn’t facist/imperialist and nazi-sympathizing.

i was indeed an aot fan a long while ago, i almost watched the entire 1st season of anime and read a good chunk of the manga (NO idea where i stopped though). i stopped following it partially bc of the mangaka and partially bc i got bored for whatever reason, but as i said i like the concept and that’s why i kept going with it for a bit. also i just found out that that one fan-theory abt marco actually being alive and secretly leading reiner and co never became canon and i’m like poo that’s disappointing bc that would’ve been cool lol

back to erwin x levi for a bit, we hadn’t gotten our erwin development/spotlight where i was in the manga so i didn’t hardcore ship it (i didn’t ship eren x levi though, i disliked that pairing lol. i think my levi ship of choice then was levi x hanji). anyway i’m a lil surprised i guess at the diff dynamics i see for them in dj’s ... like there’s quite a number of teacher x middle school student and i was like huh gross they’re around the same age right but then i see their apparent canon dynamic of commander and person who follows commander unwaveringly also guess what this person was picked up by the commander and was given a new life (??) and i’m like ‘oh i guess i see why ppl would do that ... wack though’ ... i mean per usual with pairings where one of them is white you get your weird ass nazi-esque vibes from some of these dj’s (’you’re an angel right? bc you have blonde hair and blue eyes’ UM OK ... sounds suspiciously like a certain fucking group who valorized certain features ... like it’s less sus if it was written ‘oh you’re like nobody i’ve ever seen before, maybe you’re a celestial being’ but no the artist went there). like i mean the concept of someone who is willing to do whatever the fuck to gain knowledge abt titans and the outside world is like ok cool you got a twisted personality there that’s vaguely interesting to explore but then i think abt the mangaka’s political leanings and how he presents war/military sometimes and i’m like damn fuck ...

if it wasn’t obvious i have no fucking idea what the hell is going on in aot or with any of its characters anymore and i have no desire to really know (the wiki is mad detailed fr though omg). but it’s been a while since i consumed aot content to any degree so i was like damn ok reading abt erwin and levi’s canon dynamic. the only thing i know is that recently there was a timeskip so now everyone has new designs. anyhow don’t interact with me on aot bc i’ll prob ignore your messages as i don’t care abt this series nor care to interact with ppl abt it

[galadriiel]

there is a very fine line between "alright i'm pretty exhausted and i'm way past caring about anything so i might as well use this time to email back someone i've been ignoring for weeks seeing as i'm not riddled with anxiety for once" and "i'm actually high on exhaustion and spouting bullshit and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near my phone" and i toe it almost every night but i only ever know whether i crossed it the next morning when i face the consequences of my actions

[iwasei]

WHAT’S IN THE PANTS?

gojo satoru, getou suguru, toji fushiguro

content warnings - dick description lmao. smut drabbles w fem! reader

a/n - i deleted this post once it hit 1k notes by accident, reposted it and it flopped. now i’m reposting again cuz i’m mad it flopped and hoping that it won’t 😍 - sorry to the people on dash this is probably annoying 😭😭 HAPPY VALENTINES DAYy

GOJO SATORU

skinny man skinny cock.

just kidding for size, i'd say he's about 7.5 inches

it's not fat but not on the thinner side either

slightly curved upwards with a prominent vain running along the side

tan skin, mauve coloured tip

he's either shaved/waxed completely clean or has a patch of trimmed white hair

note: very sensitive tip. if u suck on the tip real hard, he'll buck his hips and cum down in your throat right there. pray for your pussy, bc this man is going to fuck you until you see stars

- oral (m receiving)

you pop off gojo's cock for a second before diving back down and taking him all the way to the base. hands playing with his balls as he pets a hand on you head. you can tell he's close from the way he's twitching in your mouth. a devilish idea plants itself into your head as you slowly drag your tongue on the underside of his cock before reaching the tip. swirling your tongue around the tip before sucking hard. "oh fuck!" he groans before he spills his cum into your mouth. you swallow and give him a teasing smile. before you even have the chance to wipe of the cum that had dribbled onto the ends of your lips, gojo grabs you close. "you think that's funny you little minx?" it's not, but how could you resist when you know you're going to get punished until all you can do is cum.

GETOU SUGURU

6.5 inches but he's thick

light pink tip and curved slightly to the left

for some reason he gives me the vibe that he'll be shaved clean

no pubes to choke on :( (why did i say this)

- mocking, degrading, breeding

“Ah! P-p-please you're gonna make me cum!" god, he's made you cum so many times you can't even count. "P-p-p-please!" he mocks, making you moan and gush even more. "all you can thing about is cumming can't you? cock is all that's on your mind?" he wasn't wrong, getou somehow managed to make you a dumb little cocksleeve, and you love it. "yeah that's it, squeeze me harder, i'm gonna breed this fucking pussy."

TOJI FUSHIGURO

FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT COCK FAT CO-

id say 9 inches. idc if that's too big. this man has A BIG FUCKING DICK

the head is flushed an angry red

he's definitely the one to think that no hair at all looks weird. makes him feel bald. so he has a patch of black hair at the base

- daddy kink

you let breathy moans out as his cock drives through gummy walls and reaches all your sensitive spots. "yeah, baby? gonna cum all over daddy's cock?" toji growls. squeaking out a yes, you reach your hand down to play with your clit, only to get a slap on the back of your hand. "making you cum is my job, you just lay back and fucking take it." letting him gather your hands up above your head, the sudden urge to cum becomes even stronger as he grinds himself into you and against your clit. "ah fuck daddy! i-i'm gonna cum!" you whine. "go ahead baby, daddy's not stopping you."

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Yandere Neighbor Wars: Gingerbread Houses

Kiribaku 🥊💥Vs Tododeku 🔥❄🥦

A/n so first of all at one point in the story there is a decision that can be made

I'm gonna make this poll a separate post that you guys can vote on depending on the amount of votes will determine if this gets a sequel. Do it if you want Don't Idc I do

Anyway enjoy!! Love ya babes🖤🖤

⚠[Warning: Yanderes and their behavior/mindset, violence, mentions and attempts of murder, slight sexual mention, polyamory (duh)]⚠

🥊💥🔥❄🥦You were known as the young and infamous host in your town

🥊💥🔥❄🥦The Karens, Soccermoms, helicopter parents alike worshipped you at the top of their food chain

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Slick and sauve you were the mean girl of wonderful events and the community (queen/king) of charity

🥊💥🔥❄🥦When Karens stepped out of line you whipped them back in place with your passive but very aggressive speech

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Your youth, your finesse is envied by all the elders and they flock around for your approval like starving ducks for bread

🥊💥🔥❄🥦All this attention can be so tiring and it's hard to hang out with the ripe apples when the rotten cling so harshly

🥊💥🔥❄🥦So that's why you came up with your own little club

🥊💥🔥❄🥦In your party specific club you called Young-People-Wine and Dines (YPWD for short) you’d run ideas for parties/events by them

🥊💥🔥❄🥦This weekly even you’d host where you got together with other mid-20s wine-lovers

🥊💥🔥❄🥦you guys would gossip, drink, plan scheme connect

🥊💥🔥❄🥦This group consisted of both men and woman the latter being the majority

🥊💥🔥❄🥦One of the guys that had just recently been invited in your little posse was Todoroki Shoto

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Newly moved in with his husband: a cute little green haired guy

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Shoto immediately captivated the group with his higher status interests and refined taste plus he was hot

🥊💥🔥❄🥦The ladies in your group quite like that

🥊💥🔥❄🥦but he had to go through you before he got the final -go-ahead

🥊💥🔥❄🥦You started hanging out with him and his husband a bit more often

🥊💥🔥❄🥦You found that he was honestly really socially awkward but he was still open to making friends

🥊💥🔥❄🥦you like that

🥊💥🔥❄🥦You were thinking about having his husband join but Shoto attested to how much of a light-weight he was

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Bakugo and Kirishima on the otherhand were seasoned members of the YPWD

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Both having been almost equal to you in your hosting game

🥊💥🔥❄🥦The ‘War of Hosts’ where the neighborhood was stretched between you two in your rivalry

🥊💥🔥❄🥦At a standstill, you guys were forced to level with each other

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Specifically with Bakugo who had been the face of your competition majority of the time

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Being just as competitive if not more than him you both really took petty to another level

🥊💥🔥❄🥦‘Hey I just decided I’m gonna have a bazaar on Friday!’

🥊💥🔥❄🥦‘Oh that's nice I won’t be able to attend because I’m hosting the neighborhood kids art show.’

🥊💥🔥❄🥦‘Oh really? Well guess who’s also hosting the annual bake-off next week?’

🥊💥🔥❄🥦The only voice of reason, Kirishima, was either completely ignored or convinced to back up his husband

🥊💥🔥❄🥦But now that you were on better terms this couple had become part your cult club of clique-y hosts and nosy neighbors

🥊💥🔥❄🥦It wasn’t all that bad

🥊💥🔥❄🥦After the main group had dispersed Bakugo would stay behind and help you clean

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Conveniently his husband always seemed to be awake and ready to come over and give you a massage while you all laid out your schedules for the week

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Though this seemed to change with Shoto here

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Now he and his husband would host the meetings, lay out schedules, and sometimes even let you pass out on their bed

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Kirishima and Bakugo weren’t pleased their spots as your best husbands friends had been taken but they wouldn’t go down that easy

🥊💥🔥❄🥦So between hosting different events they would aim to kill each other and gain your praise

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Yes kill

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Now usually trying to kill your neighbor is taboo because

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Rule No.1–You live too close by; when the fuzz comes questioning you will be some of the first to be suspected

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Rule No.2-Rarely can you poison somebody at a community event; unless you’re trying to commit genocide

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Rule No.3-Its hard to commit a crime where your victim can escape and with one scream ruin your reputation completely

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Hence the couples’ multiple plans to off one another with ‘accidents’

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Like at Izuku and Shoto’s 'book club adventure' Eijiro was nearly crushed by a bookcase

🥊💥🔥❄🥦“Oh no! Are you alright Kirishima-kun?”

🥊💥🔥❄🥦He was. But no one noticed the annoyance blooming on Izuku’s face as he asked

🥊💥🔥❄🥦And no one would suspect anything when Katsuki and Eijiro’s ‘decorate for a neighbor campaign’ nearly had completely frozen icicles impale Shoto

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Of course thanks to Izuku’s quick thinking his husband would avoid a freak accident

🥊💥🔥❄🥦This would be no different when you finally proposed that just the five of you build gingerbread houses

🥊💥🔥❄🥦You, as the host, will time their gingerbread houses and you the fashionistas in the group chat would judge which is the best -best one wins a favor from you

🥊💥🔥❄🥦AFAVORFROMYOU!!!!!

🥊💥🔥❄🥦It was as though Santa came early and had given the opportunity to set phase 4 into action

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Phase 4 oh yeah…Its the 3rd to final stage in a plan for their relationship with you

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Phase 1: Make sure you get along with the more anti-social one in the couple-check

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Phase 2: Get into the YPWD and become influential among the neighborhood-check

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Phase 3: Get you comfortable with you in a routine-check

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Phase 4: Integrate you into the relationship-still in progress

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Now they both are aware this isn’t conventional but then again being madly in love with you isn’t either

🥊💥🔥❄🥦So finding creative ways to get you used to it was always welcome

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Tododeku decided they had the advantage of the things that interested you most right now:

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Calm environment, people willing to cater to you, and money

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Both their jobs as a special agent for the Japanese military and as an arms dealer provided more than enough money to throw at you and they were always welcoming you to stay a while

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Sometimes a little too much, acting like whiny puppies when you start heading for the door

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Kiribaku have time and familiarity on their side along with money as well

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Unlike Tododeku this couple doesn’t rely on money as heavily

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Kiribaku do more so on their dynamic as a group

🥊💥🔥❄🥦That maybe partly because Shoto just has always had money and doesn’t always know that the things he does is that of a rich person

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Izuku has tried to explain but honestly if Shoto does understand he’s not gonna listen

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Let him spoil his snowflake

🥊💥🔥❄🥦Back to Kiribaku they know you really well and although they may not have the hyper-calculative Deku but Bakugo can do just as fine if not better than that extra.

Seeing as everyone is quite confident about their chances at winning the event might go like this:

“Alright you guys before you start, I have some snacks if you want…” The boys were anxious enough, they definitely didn’t need whatever wonderful snacks you made for them…okay maybe just one. In your townhouse’s living room you had two fold out tables with blankets obscuring what was assumed to be the box and tools for the gingerbread houses.

Bakugo beelined towards you blocking your view from your guests entirely. “Pipsqueak I’ve got a bone to pick with you!” “What why?” He really was just talking nonsense; it was part of the plan after all.

“Look Kirishima, I just want this to be a clean competition, ok?” Izuku was borderline pleading he had been fed up with the amount of times his husband was put in mortal danger and he honestly just wanted to relax for this season.

“Please, it's Christmas.”

Internally Ejiro sighed in relief, “I agree let's just keep this an easy and manly competition.” He was really happy that at least someone in this feud just wanted a break. So quickly did they become intense adversaries since loving you has become involved. I mean they were never very close but the manliness of Izuku on the battlefield and just his typical moral to have such a not really healthy rivalry with his husband was admirable. And he just wanted to enjoy the holidays without the fear of your ex-friends killing you. Maybe this season could bring a more refined sense of friendly competition and maybe open up their homes to-

“But you have to keep your angry pomeranian on a leash.”

“Shoto-” “If he bothers me at all during this I will return the favor, that's all I’m saying.”

Before Eijiro could retort Bakugo was back and you were ready to start. Shoto’s glaring at Bakugo wasn’t missed by you and you figured interrupting them with the timing would fix it,” 10, 9,8-”

“Stupid hair, I’ll do decorating and you do the walls”

“Okay.”

“Try not to use too much frosting.”

“Okay.”

“But don’t use too little.”

“Katsu-”

“Aaaand go!”

The couples were off building their gingerbread houses. Izuku opted to build the house and instructed Shoto to make separate decorations. Similarly Kirishima was focused on the house while Katsuki hovered and corrected him without trying to interfere. While criticizing over his husband's shoulder he matched the glare of Shoto who was stitching a tiny little mistletoe with candy. He returned it in full force and when Shoto got up to retrieve a napkin from the kitchen he happened to quickly kick his shin. Smiling in victory as Icy-hot tumbled down to the floor earning a distant ‘ouch’ from you before reminding the teams of their times.

“Five minutes!”

Without looking to check on his returning husband he asked ‘if he was ok’ only to be responded with silence, which he knew was a nod in affirmation. Switching places now both Shoto and Bakugo were focused on decorating with their counterparts, respectively.

“Hey Bakugo” Shoto uttered with tight lips focused on his gingerbread house and checking to make sure Izuku was too focused on his task.

“What Icy-hot?”

“Your fly is down,”

“What?”

“Your zipper isn’t up”

Bakugo tilted his neck to see that there was nothing wrong with his pants but before he could call the cheater out his face was knocked into the frosting rooftop of his gingerbread house.

“S’cuse me I need another napkin.” The offending elbow of the man had continued to innocently swing in step with its master who sauntered off to get a napkin. You were laughing, holding your stomach as you saw your angriest neighbor practically melt off the frosting covering his face as he turned as red as his husband’s hair. Izuku and Kirishima each had to hold in their own laughs as well.

He was livid but he worked through it because of the time as announced by you nearing ever closer to the end. “O-ne one-”,another stray giggle, “one minute and thirty-two seconds.”

After they were finished you took pictures and uploaded them to the group chat for your judges to decide who did best.

“Alright now that that is over let's binge watch Christmas movies!” The group collectively agreed with you before moving over to your couch. The race was both a slow and speedy one to see where you’ll sit. You pick the homealone series as you move your pillows and decorations on the couch. When you decide to sit down it's between Bakugo and Izuku, both who would glare at one another behind your head when they both try to put their arms around you during the plane scene.

Suddenly you pop up and they are all equal again following you excitedly run and get more snacks. I mean they hate when you go and love to watch you leave. You return with a bowl of Christmas popcorn and a beanbag for yourself. As you settle into your seat you can hear the sighs of distress and the sucking of teeth from a certain blonde.

You giggle throughout the movie ignoring the birds and the tongues you can see each couple sticking out the other. You very much loved your bachelor life but the anarchy of these married folks made Christmas pretty fun.

Maybe another competition is in order.