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confinesofmy · 8 months

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i'm for real about to spend $50 on microwave cookware... i'm becoming my grandmother

#i want a microwave steamer #but it can't be plastic!!!!!!#or cheap/shitty #and it might as well be a major investment right? like i'll use it frequently so why wouldn't it cost more than $20 #<- sliding down the slope that leads to unnecessary purchases #but it'll save money on food!!!!!#i'll be able to buy bulk frozen vegetables and safely and effectively steam them #i'll even be able to microwave rice‚ something i probably don't even want to do actually. whata wrong with my stove.#so it's really just the vegetables #but i think i'll have paid off the steamer's cost in.... oh actually only about 5-6 months hm. ok.#not including the nebulous and priceless concept of 'less microplastics/toxins in my veggies'#god i hate and love purchasing items and products #i'm gonna look up knock-offs buy a cheapo one for $30 then cave and spend another $50 after a couple months aren't i.......#adam talks too much

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lesbiancloudtail · 1 year

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#for me it's the 3D holographic stuff i can't stand them like #the sound it makes & the feeling of it when you run your nails over them. it makes my teeth hurt #personal #funnily enough corduroy is fine with me even though it's similar in that it has like those raised ridges. i guess bc it's fabric v plastic #that said velvet is my enemy also

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zephyrchama · 5 months

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This could apply to either Solomon (in Nightbringer) or the demon brothers (in OG/maybe later Nightbringer?).

What if whoever MC lived with started cursing bags of potato chips and pickle jars, simple stuff that occasionally is difficult to open, so that MC could never open them alone and always needed help?

They might be able to get away with it for a week or two, tops, before facing MC's vengeance.

#posts saved to the drafts folder at 2am #“you curse my food so I can't open it? fine. I'll open YOU” mc yells and goes at them with a flimsy plastic knife #obey me hcs #obey me hc #obey me scenario #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me crack #omswd #obey me!#obey me headcanon #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me solomon #obey me ideas #theres a jar of pickles in the fridge ive been unable to open for three months

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

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mikodrawnnarratives · 1 month

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CUPIOROMANTIC LORELAI MY BELOVEDDD

she is in my heart

#MDN art tag #my art #fanart #lorelai blyndeff #cupioromantic #aromantic headcanons #epithet erased #epithet erased fanart #ee fanart #epithet erased lorelai #prison of plastic #like #her crush on giovanni being mistaken to be romantic when she actually just has really wanted a real fucking friend for once #like she might like how he looks but has built up an idea of what she wants #wanting a romantic interest to her protagonist main character #to feel romantic love that she just.. can't #she'd have to come to terms with that and that would be so interesting

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sergle · 1 month

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people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

#I think she (american cheese) has a fascinating reputation #so it's cheddar which is already A Cheese and milk which is what cheese is made of #sometimes they use colby cheese too it kind of depends. but it's traditionally cheddar.#and you can enjoy hours of people making comments abt american cheese being Literal Plastic #They Can't Even Legally Call It Food!!#YOU MEAN MILK?????#that's what I like most about it. when cheese is Milk That You Did Something To. and this is kind of also just milk #that has had things done to it.#but if poor people eat it then it must be poison #I get a lot of personal joy over asking people what they think american cheese is made of #and their massive disappointment when they hear it's just cheese that's been stretched w milk #like. it's so boring. it's so uninteresting. they were really hoping it would be interesting.#it's like a hobby for me to see how many comments i can prompt someone to make abt it being non-food before i do this #''it melts weird because it's PLASTICCC'' it melts like that bc of the emulsifying agent keeping the fat from splitting #basically one of my hobbies is turning an interesting thing people make jokes about into Something Boring

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simplykorra · 2 years

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a while back i reached out to my favorite human @plastic-pipes for a commission for my first avatrice fic let me photograph you in this light (in case this is the last time) and she delivered in insanely beautiful fashion as she always does.

i’m blown away just looking at it - all the details, the softness, the lighting. it’s incredible.

#avatrice #avatrice fanart #warrior nun #warrior nun fanart #plastic-pipes #ava silva #sister beatrice #fjklsafjsalkfujslkfjsf #i'm not over #never #look how PRETTY it is #she brought the little christmas filled home i gave them to life i can't...

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applecath · 2 months

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oh my god, I watched the music video for Katy Perry's song you people were talking about. it looks surreal. it's like a parody of feminist ideas and women in general. so, okay, it's called "women's world", so women have power there. and this power is: - wearing high heels (almost every single woman in the frame does) - wearing extremely short shorts or just straight up underwear - fiddling with your chest on camera (and really way too many cleavage shots for a music video ostensibly about female power) - pretending to be men, or being like men in absurd ways (such as pissing standing up - possibly they think that working in construction as a woman is equally absurd?) - waving a pink vibrator around? - reenacting, seemingly, fetish fantasies (plugging in your cyborg legs at the gas station directly into your buttcheek) - mocking genuine female strength/acting like in porn (again!) - such as dragging a huge tractor behind you, while wearing scant clothing and on high heels (with a cleavage shot again, as a bonus) - lot's of make up, of course, and doing beauty routines - plasticly dancing for social media

Just listing all these things doesn't convey the whole impression it gives. The way it's staged, shot, the way the characters move - it's like a campy mocking misogynistic video about women. And, like someone pointed out, the whole song starts with the word "sexy". It's even impressive how off the mark it is.

#is this what pop is? i'm off the loop with music like this. maybe it's just business as usual #also katy perry looks like an actual plastic doll - I can't tell if it's intentional #but she can't really dance or move normally #pop music #katy perry

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fireintheimpala · 6 months

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That Early 70's McLennon cunt energy

John 1970, Plastic Ono Band, Well, Well, Well:

Well, well, well, Oh well. Well, well, well, Oh well. I took my loved one out to dinner [...] She looked so beautiful, I could eat her. Well, well, well, Oh well. Well, well, well, Oh well. I took my loved one to the big field...

Paul 1971, RAM, Long Haired Lady + Eat at Home:

Well, well, well, well, well Do you love me like you know you ought to do? Well, well, well, well, well Or is this the only thing you want me for? Well, [paraphrase] I have a very sexy lady now also, I love her sooo much. And I definitely do eat her...at home. Here's some on point iconography for you, you jackass, and I don't want to hear another word about what happened in that field.

#these well well well motherfuckers #i'll well well well you #mclennon #plastic ono band #RAM #paul mccartney #john lennon #i can't get over the two beetles screwing #REALLY SIR MCCARTNEY #REALLY

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epithetemporium · 6 months

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I can't be the only one who thought this

#epithet erased #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #molly blyndeff #lorelai blyndeff #trixie roughhouse #trixie roughouse #course you people who can't spell her name so I have to use both tags for them #epithet erased memes #splatoon 3 #splatfest #springfest

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blackbackedjackal · 1 month

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At least there's trinkets 😔

#i can't get a house but I can get plastic dogs #jackal's journal

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canisalbus · 11 months

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Your art tastes like aged paper, sugar, and chocolate to me, with a hint of salt every so often

Machete looks like white chocolate, and Vasco's like buttery caramel

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#aw #that sounds nice #anonymous #answered #I was wondering what the aged paper is doing there but it reminded me of something #so I'm going to share a weird personal detail totally unprompted #I think I used to have pica disorder when I was a kid I would gnaw on and eat a lot of small inedible objects #pieces of cardboard rubber bands and blu tack #the plastic animal figurines I had had bitemarks on them and were often missing bodyparts like if a dog had gotten to them #also a ton of uncooked pasta #I think it wasn't a flavor thing I had obsessions for specific textures that weren't found in actual foods #I particularly craved those candy wrappers that are made of waxed paper #(finns might be familiar with pihlaja or marianne wrappers for example or those translucent inner wrappers in lehmäkarkki/ cow cream fudge)#can't say for sure when it stopped but one day I realized that hey hold on this probably isn't normal human behavior #I think I was over 10 but under 15 #and I had forgotten the whole thing but got such a vivid flashback from that line it was actually kind of alarming

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barksbog · 5 months

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the day i figure out how to make my own safety eyes and can have them be any color i want it's over for yall

#please why do they only come in so few colors and shapes and never the right ones i am aaaaaaaa #it's cruel and unjust ):#but I can't cast complex plastic material so i guess i have to cope

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pin3-vin3 · 1 year

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I've had enough of vanilla and rain and smoke and whatever the FUCK sandalwood is. Here are some uncommonly used scents I've encountered and enjoyed in this life

Fresh clean laundry

Leather

Wood

Paper (old or new)

Sugarcane

Honey

Ginger

Straw

Rosin

Cocoa

Dough

Oats

Herbs (maybe not just mint bc her back is TIRED with how much she carries in here)

Any of the holy hard spices. Not just cinnamon‐ but also anise, clove, nutmeg, AND the savory queens like paprika and cardamom

Root vegetables (Listen. Listen. They're all good and unique and tasty and you need to hear me out on this)

Also since things like candles, incense, soaps, candies and teas can come in many different flavors/scents but will always have some underlying scent from their base material attached to them, they make for good layered/complex scents

This is more of a pet peeve than anything but an easy way to make up cooler scents is to just. Be specific. Especially if your starting idea is super broad. "she smelled like trees" pick a tree "they smelled like bread/pastries" pick one "he smelled like flowers" I'm telling you the are so many unique— and maybe even symbolic if that's your plan— flowers at your disposal rn

NOTHING wrong with these scent choices they're all good and I love them dearly but. I can only read about so many flower boys before I go a little crazy. The world has too many amazing scents for us to be running the one okay scent of general flowers into the ground

#i didn't add the less pleasant ones like plastic (sometimes) and gas and oil and chemicals #or harsher savory ones like cheese and curry powder and meat #but if I'm being honest. someone'd prolly smells like that honestly..... 7 billion of us and all #so sorry timmy ended up smelling like ranch. can't b helped 😞#omegaverse #alpha beta omega #a/b/o #omegaverse scents #omegaverse headcanons #pine.txt #pine.omegaverse

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mikodrawnnarratives · 4 months

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so... theres this au i have in mind...

#MDN art tag #my art #her hair is made of yarn #coraline au #epithet erased coraline au #lorelai blyndeff #epithet erased #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #epithet erased fanart #prison of plastic fanart #fanart #I'm hoping that I can get more art for this au out sooner than later but #I can't promise anything

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doberbutts · 2 months

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I would feel bad for the mice that get caught in my traps if it were not for the fact that I have now killed 3 in the span of 2 hours to the same trap. I feel like if you keep sending members of your family out to forage for food and they keep going "ooo! Yummy peanut butter :)" to the same very obvious trap in the same location, at some point that's kind of on you.

So now my reaction to walking into the room and seeing the exact same trap with yet another mouse inside is "...idiot" instead of "poor thing".

#I say this but they figured out the basic snap trap so I had to buy the plastic kind with the easier to trip trigger #It's just that they got bold because they figured out how to lick the peanut butter without getting snapped #So now I have a bunch of traps that have a full trigger plate instead of a single trigger point #They step on the trap literally at all and it snaps #And the bait cup is deeper inside so they almost *have* to step on it to access it #Anyway I can't put out poison bc it's bad for the environment and also dangerous to the dogs #And I can't afford the electric traps #So snap traps it is #I was getting frustrated bc I kept finding evidence of mice but never actually catching them #And I remembered when I realized my rental house had mice these plastic ones were significantly more successful at catches #I actually really like mice and all rodents but wild ones spread disease and ruin food so I kind of have to #Especially if they start chewing on my wires

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