#but it's still like uuughhhhh

[belphieslilcow]

DILLY NEEDS DEMON COMFORTS RN RN

[raksh-writes]

Y'all know that feeling when you spend like up to an hour making dinner for it to completely not agree with your stomach so then you just end up doing a couple of sandwiches just to get any food in and then spend the next hours wondering if the weird not-quite-stomach-ache is still the three mouthfulls of nope!-dinner roiling around or are you still hungry?

Yeah.

That.

[saltedsolenoid]

i reiterate the fact that finals season is literally the WORST time EVER for all my health issues to flare up

[0beythydemon]

Yo I completely missed Mammon’s Birthday event cause I’ve been swamped with assignments 😢😖😖 I feel so bad! Mammon I’m sorry!!!!

[rainbowbarnacle]

Woooow today sucked.

Today I:

Got a call at 7:30 in the morning from my bank asking if I made a charge.

Got a text a few hours later with the delightful news that someone tried to buy $1,300 worth of bitcoins with my bank account (we think I might have been skimmed after using an ATM yesterday in a quest to get laundry quarters? uuughhhhh)

Spent about an hour on the phone dissociating to staticy smooth jazz and eventually arranging for a new card, only to discover that my options are: I can either wait four to five weeks for a card in the mail or go to a physical bank, which means a long drive

So my bank account is officially frozen until I can get to the building, which feels really weird

Had to take Bea to the vet--not for anything bad, at least, this was just a checkup, and all seems well, and I was able to pay with Care Credit so that turned out okay, but we have to go back on Friday for some blood tests, which means I have to give her special sleepy food beforehand

Went to Aldi, only to knock the air out of myself with the cart trying to get away from this lady who was practically walking on my ankles

While I was putting the cart away, this guy walks up from behind and shouts "HI!!!!" and I did a full body flinch-spasm and screamed, but it turns out all he wanted was my cart and gave me a quarter and was very apologetic

HOWEVER:

My bank is safe and I didn't lose $1,300, SO THAT'S GOOD. D: All my bills are paid and I don't need to buy anything at this exact moment, so having my bank account frozen isn't as terrible as it could be.

The people on the phone were really wonderful--one of them sounded kinda new and had this no-nonsense grandpa-farmer voice, reading his script like, "I don't know this strange ritual we are doing but I am being very formal about it and using the terminology they gave me" and when he mentioned going to the physical bank he said they'd fix me up with another card "Johnny on the spot". <3

Bea has forgiven me for putting her in the box of shame and is more-or-less healthy unless the blood tests reveal anything--she even got her nails did, which she did not enjoy, but the vets said she actually did pretty well in spite of her hissing and unladylike language.

Luka got me burritos for dinner and saved my life.

For all today was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, in the end I am still able to hide away in my safe apartment with the locking door and the white noise machine, and for that I am truly grateful.

[smileymoth]

Whyyt did i wake up at 5am and why am i incapable of falling back asleep now!!! I only went to bed at like 2 😭😭 although i did sleep for like 5 hours during the day but oouhhdhhffhhhshdhdjajsbajskdcjsnfnwnbd and now im hungry and stores dont open until like 7.30 so theres still an hour !!!!! Uuughhhhh

[archiveofourpwn]

uuughhhhh just got a rejection email from a job i interviewed with on friday

BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and i figured i would bc the interview was like. idk i was definitely scrambling at points LMAO but it still sucks bc i just want to be employed lol

[hey-hamlet]

Transmigrator au: if you haven't already could we have some more info on Izuku's og life, you mentioned that he had a brother? Does he ever have those moments where he's overwhelmed with a longing to see his family again or is he just over it?

His brother's name is Takura, and he misses him almost every day. His parents paid for everything but were otherwise almost totally absent on various business trips, and he was practically raised by his older brother.

He also misses his best friend, and the nice nurses on his floor, and even his brother's scraggly cat that always tried to eat his toes when he was home.

Other than family, he was a pretty popular kid at his school and was well known as 'the sick kid' which was annoying, but he could get away with just about anything, and he and his best friend used to abuse that fact to goof off.

[cicidraws]

i love how i positioned my desk perfectly in the spot of my room that heat never reaches, and in turn,  in the summer, the window A/C never reaches. so im either boiling here or im freezing and barely have enough brain power to be awake

[seagullsausage]

my button press just broke.......who wants to start a gofundme so i can buy a better one 

[flashbic]

Finished the first book and overall am really curious to see what's next and i like the setting, even if the two main characters' relationship is a clusterfuck of miscommunication and it's very grating.

also i looked up some fanart and there's some pretty good stuff, but everyone who doesn't make Thorn look like a younger Richard Brake is wrong

[the-fiction-witch]

Burn

MOVIE ORBIT EVER AFTER

COUPLE NIGEL X READER

RATING SMUT

I smirked as I sat in Nigel's bed his family away so the hovel was all ours for the week and as one might expect we where using it as time to catch up on some dirty kinky sex I nuzzled close to his neck as we read our books and he blushed a little rubbing his head against my own "yes babydoll?" 

"Play?"

'ummmm we can play, if your not still tried?"

"I'm not tried" I smirked Putting my book down and straddling his hips 

"Then neither am I" he smirked dropping his book on the floor settling his hands on my hips "ummmm will you let me inside you babydoll?"

"You may" I smiled moving up a little and then down letting him slip inside

"Ummmm! Your gonna ride me babydoll… uhhh it's been so long since you've been ontop of me, ohh yeah you already feel so good" he growled 

"Well I have something else planned too"

"Do you… Humm what's my dirty babydoll planning?" 

"Something" I smirked grabbing the eye mask from his bedpost and slipping it on to cover his eyes, the some rope I tried his wrists together and then both to his headboard leaving him utterly at my mercy pressing a kiss to his collar bone 

"Ummmm what is this something then?" He smirked so I picked up one of the candles we had lit on his room an hour or so ago and slowly letting tint little drips drop onto him "ahh! Ahh! Oww that hurts!' he complained so I put it down and began to rub the hot wax into his skin "ahh it burns! Uuuummmm kinda nice though, ummmm it burns so good babydoll!" He groaned I smirked dripping a little more across his skin gently moving my hips back and forth "uuuhhh! Babydoll! Stop please! I'm gonna- ahhhhh!" He screamed fighting with the ties as I rubbed the hot wax against him again making sure to claw down his chest as I rubbed it "ummmm! Now your just being mean for the sake of it babydoll. Maybe I should tie you up and torcher you, see how my babydoll likes it"

"Nope, this is much more fun" I giggled getting faster with my hips and pouring more wax across him 

"Uuughhhhh! Fuck babydoll! Let me out come on! Let me fuck my little babydoll"

"Nope"

"Uughhh come on! I need ya! More then your little tiny baby riding come on! Burn me all you want but either go faster or let me out!"

"No, I think you should wait. I like making you go slow it's fun"

"Fun, to torcher your boyfriend"

"Yep"

"I thought you loved me? If you loved me you wouldn't - uuuuuuughhh! Babydoll!"

"I wouldn't what nigel?" I giggled

"You wouldn't torcher me. If you loved me you'd laid down and give master what he wants"

"Master doesn't know what he wants"

"Yes he does"

"No he doesn't, he didn't know he liked getting hot wax dripped" I giggled doing alot this time 

"Uuuuuh ahhhhh! Uuuuhhhhh! Okay okay you have a point there uuummm more babydoll! Pour more! And let it semiharden before you start rubbing me umm it burns longer" he growled "fine if you're gonna torcher me then make me cum!"

"No" 

"Why not!"

"Because I said not."

"I swear I'll break my wrist or this bed to get my hands on you if you don't do as I ask"

"Nope" I giggled getting faster

"Uuuuhhhhh babydoll please! I need you!" 

"What's the magic word?"

"Hummm I love my little babydoll"

"Good boy" I smiled undoing his hands before I even could react he threw the blind fold and flipped us over so he was ontop of me he took the rope and bound my hands together

"Umm master turn babydoll"

[bookbomburisunderrated]

“UUUGHHHHH why does everyone mischaracterize bombur as the helpless fat guy who is hopelessly obsessed with fooooooooooooooooooooood?

"Now we are all here!" said Gandalf, looking at the row of thirteen hoods-the best detachable party hoods-and his own hat hanging on the pegs. "Quite a merry gathering! I hope there is something left for the late-comers to eat and drink! What's that? Tea! No thank you! A little red wine, I think for me." "And for me," said Thorin. "And raspberry jam and apple-tart," said Bifur. "And mince-pies and cheese," said Bofur. "And pork-pie and salad," said Bombur.

- The Hobbit Ch 1

there is no undue obsession here

“Now for some music!" said Thorin. "Bring out the instruments!” Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little fiddles; Dori, Nori, and Ori brought out flutes from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced a drum from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with clarinets that they had left among the walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: "Excuse me, I left mine in the porch!" "Just bring mine in with you!" said Thorin. They came back with viols as big as themselves, and with Thorin's harp wrapped in a green cloth. It was a beautiful golden harp, and when Thorin struck it the music began all at once, so sudden and sweet that Bilbo forgot everything else, and was swept away into dark lands under strange moons, far over The Water and very far from his hobbit-hole under The Hill.

- The Hobbit Ch 1

my people, drums are heavy. 

Thereupon the twelve dwarves-not Thorin, he was too important, and stayed talking to Gandalf-jumped to their feet, and made tall piles of all the things. Off they went, not waiting for trays, balancing columns of plates, each with a bottle on the top, with one hand, while the hobbit ran after them almost squeaking with fright: "please be careful!" and "please, don't trouble! I can manage." But the dwarves only started to sing:

- Ch 1

see, Bombur working with the others-he pulls his weight. Thorin is being lazy here. 

Just when a wizard would have been most useful, too," groaned Dori and Nori (who shared the hobbit's views about regular meals, plenty and often).

- Ch 1

(Notice a distinct lack of Bombur’s mention, here!)

With sacks in their hands, that they used for carrying off mutton and other plunder, they waited in the shadows. As each dwarf came up and looked at the fire, and the spilled jugs, and the gnawed mutton, in surprise, pop! went a nasty smelly sack over his head, and he was down. Soon Dwalin lay by Balin, and Fili and Kili together, and Dori and Nori and Ori all in a heap, and Oin and Gloin and Bifur and Bofur and Bombur piled uncomfortably near the fire. "That'll teach 'em," said Tom; for Bifur and Bombur had given a lot of trouble, and fought like mad, as dwarves will when cornered.

Ch 2

Oh! Why look there. Bombur actually, along with Bifur, was teh best fighter? Do tell! 

Still goblins go faster than dwarves, and these goblins knew the way better (they had made the paths themselves), and were madly angry; so that do what they could the dwarves heard the cries and howls getting closer and closer. Soon they could hear even the flap of the goblin feet, many many feet which seemed only just round the last corner. The blink of red torches could be seen behind them in the tunnel they were following; and they were getting deadly tired. "Why, O why did I ever leave my hobbit-hole!" said poor Mr. Baggins bumping up and down on Bombur's back. "Why, O why did I ever bring a wretched little hobbit on a treasure hunt!" said poor Bombur, who was fat, and staggered along with the sweat dripping down his nose in his heat and terror.

- Ch 4

Don’t let Bombur’s exhaustion distract you, Bombur is actually being entrusted with doing the carrying (notice he doesn’t shirk in carrying Bilbo or go on a full blown rant of resenting Bilbo needing him.) They are ALL deadly tired! THEY!

“They found them as quick as ever they could, you can guess; and up they went as high as ever they could trust the branches. You would have laughed (from a safe distance), if you had seen the dwarves sitting up in the trees with their beards dangling down, like old gentlemen gone cracked and playing at being boys. Fili and Kili were at the top of a tall larch like an enormous Christmas tree. Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, and Gloin were more comfortable in a huge pine with regular branches sticking out at intervals like the spokes of a wheel. Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, and Thorin were in another.” - Ch 6

Bombur has no trouble climbing a tree.

“ In came Bifur and Bofur. "And me!" gasped Bombur puffing up behind.”

- Ch 7  Keep in mind that it’s a five minute speed walk between beorn and the dwarve’s waiting spot.

It was only too true. Bombur had only one foot on the land when the hart bore down on him, and sprang over him. He had stumbled, thrusting the boat away from the bank, and then toppled back into the dark water, his hands slipping off the slimy roots at the edge, while the boat span slowly off and disappeared.

- Ch 8

As you can see, contrary to PJ’s depiction this is not Bombur’s remotest fault, it’s a Deer Ex Machina. 

Also, Bombur is clearly fighting the current and the enchantment.

“They could still see his hood above the water when they ran to the bank. Quickly, they flung a rope with a hook towards him. His hand caught it, and they pulled him to the shore. He was drenched from hair to boots, of course, but that was not the worst. When they laid him on the bank he was already fast asleep, with one hand clutching the rope so tight that they could not get it from his grasp; and fast asleep he remained in spite of all they could do.”

- Ch 8

No matter what any one tells you, Tolkien is being crystal clear here. The fall was the result of a deer ex machina and Bombur did everything he could.

AND THE POINT OF WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS WAS THAT BOMBUR WAS TREATED LIKE FRACKING GARBAGE

He woke up suddenly and sat up scratching his head. He could not make out where he was at all, nor why he felt so hungry; (hasn’t eaten in a weak, may explain all of the intense distress)  for he had forgotten everything that had happened since they started their journey that May morning long ago. The last thing that he remembered was the party at the hobbit's house, and they had great difficulty in making him believe their tale of all the many adventures they had had since. When he heard that there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept, for he felt very weak and wobbly in the legs. (hasn’t had anything to eat for a week) "Why ever did I wake up!" he cried. "I was having such beautiful dreams. I dreamed I was walking in a forest rather like this one, only lit with torches on the trees and lamps swinging from the branches and fires burning on the ground; and there was a great feast going on, going on for ever. A woodland king was there with a crown of leaves, and there was a merry singing, and I could not count or describe the things there were to eat and drink." "You need not try," said Thorin. "In fact if you can't talk about something else, you had better be silent. We are quite annoyed enough with you as it is. If you hadn't waked up, we should have left you to your idiotic dreams in the forest; you are no joke to carry even after weeks of short commons."

This they did all that day, going very slowly and wearily; while Bombur kept on wailing that his legs would not carry him (we have no good reason not to believe him) and that he wanted to lie down and sleep. (poor chap) "No you don't!" they said. "Let your legs take their share, we have carried you far enough." A) What the **** B) What the **** C) What the **** D) Bombur is not the bad guy here don’t try and make them out to be l All the same he suddenly refused to go a step further and flung himself on the ground. "Go on, if you must," he said. "I'm just going to lie here and sleep and dream of food, if I can't get it any other way. I hope I never wake up again."  

AND THEY NEVER SAID THEY WERE SORRY!

[pinklysmooth]

tell me why do I still feel the need to ask my mother whether or not I should call in sick to work when I already literally don't wanna go

[thelastspeecher]

albapuella replied to your post: okay no but seriously today I had to walk six...

fat-free ranch is a plague on this nation. *pats*

oh yeah definitely.  but sadly it is my only option right now

[aod4909]

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drawing of my baby ♥ so it can stare and judge me for not finishing it... :^) I started it a YEAR ago also y’all need fences in your life trust me on this

Ever had a crush on a teacher?:  Nope

If you could be someone else right now, who and where would you be?: Someone really really stupid and really really happy

Coolest Halloween costume?: We don’t have Halloween here but we do have Carnival and I haven't dressed up in years... but even if I did I don’t think I’ll ever outclass this I always hated the camera flash

Who was your last kiss? : my... favourite meditation rock.....

Favorite book: oh boy... I made a goodreads account recently to keep track of what I read cause every time I think “what books have I read” I remember exactly 0 books. We have over 800 in the house (not counting storage) and I’ve read a lot of those so... Idk what my fave one is

Fav 90’s TV show : Κωνσταντίνου και Ελένης (1998-2000) and they play it every.single.day since. My grandchildren will be watching it...

Every been to los Vegas? Does new vegas count? I’ll show myself out

Favorite shoes?: Hmm I guess my old calf high converse... I’ve had them for a decade and they are still standing!!! They are so thin though, it’s like I’m not wearing shoes at all x) And then my big combat boots I guess. I’m hard with shoes.

Favorite fruit?: I guess... bananas... I can eat them all year round u know? I do love cherries and watermelons but man I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEM.

Whatvisthwatipidest thing you’ve ever done?: First year of high school I tried to be like everyone else. Never doing that shit again.

I’m going to tag: @personaldebt @divadoom @lilitalc @pw-creations @blackelision idk who else y’all probably already done it