#but its STILL just like. well damn THIS sucks.

[orcelito]

Super sexy me is so sexy I accidentally set off the fire alarm while baking pie shells for my pumpkin pie. And now I don't know if I should've even baked them in the first place. But well. Too late now 👍

[desertsportshipping]

Wes doesn't have a phone, his only mode of contact is email from his PDA. Leon off handedly mentioned getting him a phone once and had to endure a several hour long rant about how he's not gonna let some rich assholes have access to your data and location, and how having a phone on you is how you get caught and killed by the government because they are tracking you, and the first rule of getting away with a crime is don't have a recording device on you when you commit it. (Meanwhile Raihan is hiding in the bushes recording this entire rant on his phone)

Despite the fact that Wes has several email contacts, he has only one active email thread with Eagun. They have never said a word to each other, it's just a very long chain of pictures of their Pokemon sent back and forth.

[deus-ex-mona]

starting the week off ✨wrong✨

[claitea]

pokemon center australia launched but the only n thing they have is a $90 sweatshirt i am going to explode

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[collecting--stardust]

This semester's summary: existential crisis, existential crisis, existential crisis

[waywardsalt]

hiiii i snapped again long rant abt totk's shit story under the cut

i hate totk's story so fucking much this was going to be a much longer post but i do not care i hate how it relies so much on the player already giving a damn and hardly does any work to make you care any more, i hate how link's sheer lack of any indication of how he feels about anything beyond basic reactions to his environment just makes him feel like a nothing character in the story, i hate how zelda was sanded down to be just perfect and inoffensive and dutiful, i hate how sonia literally existed to motivate rauru and zelda, i hate how ganondorf, despite having the most interesting animations and being the most entertaining character, had such nebulous motivations and lackluster connection to the actual world he's in, i hate how any character arc that existed was so vapid and shallow, i hate how it seemed so afraid to do literally anything complicated with its themes or characters, i hate how nothing important changed in any meaningful way, i hate how fucking insulting it feels when it's come after stories like ocarina of time, majora's mask, twilight princess, skyward sword, wind waker, pretty much any of the other fucking zelda games and is fucking $70 and yet its story and characters just feel worse than anything that came before it. i watched the scene of link and zelda meeting back up for the first time in skyward sword and the emotion from both link and zelda and the sense of history between them the dialogue manages to communicate and how it relates back to the rest of the story and while i loved it it also just made me so mad how this game's hd version came out before totk and totk just was so much fucking worse despite all of this proof that they could do otherwise

[majorbitchwillgraham]

It's been 7 hours and 15 days

[oscill4te]

One day i will not be obsessed with the cr/amp twins. Maybe i will like it a normal amount. Or maybe not even like it at all one day. I intertwined that show too deeply with my identity. Generally when I am super hyperfixated on something, i am using it as escapism from thinking about my real life.

[flippedorbit]

this house fucking sucks

[nudne]

testing positive for covid in the year of our Lord 2023 because assholes don't wear masks anymore or stay home when they're sick..... oh its "just a cold"? DIE

[oflgtfol]

me clocking in for my shift seeing a score chart of how many credit cards every cashier has gotten since the cards rolled out: i hate it here i actively cant take this for much longer i need to quit soon i need a new job by summer time i need to get out of here im out of here

manager: hey brot today you’re going to be making a little. diorama. for easter. i figured you’d enjoy it so i saved it for you to do :)

me: maybe michaels isnt so bad :)

[jrueships]

😭😭😭😭 SCREAMING CRYING YELLING

SCREAMING CRYING SHITTING FARTING

[dandybones]

hm maybe two coffees in one day was a clerical error

[our-lady-of-mcr]

yet again wondering when ill realize that certain people do not change and are always going to try to fuck me up ):

[pabotofus]

while we're at it (the whole. emotional vulnerability/reflection/sharing time thing I'm doing rn). you ever notice that you're very similar to a certain person in like. idk. many things. the way you act. react/respond to things. think about things. the things you like. and ur like. hm! interesting! to kind of see yourself mirrored in someone else. but also? worrying!