#but one of them

[janahanooo]

Since I'm currently sick, I now have some time to post, so have this.

Ace: out of everyone, who do think would be a good spouse and why?

Yuu: hmm...I would go with Sebek.

Sebek: *already blushing* HA?! Why me?!

Ace: yeah, why him? Not that I'm upset or anything...

Yuu: hear me out on this one

Yuu: we all know how obs- khm how much he loves Malleus. So, if Sebek ever has someone he truly loves like Malleus, that would mean he would treat them with respect, almost like royalty. He would be the most loyal boyfriend or spouse or whatever you want it to be. Plus he would do anything for this person, no?

Sebek: *stunned*

Ace: ...you do have a point. But what about the others?

Yuu: hmm. You would be an okay-ish spouse. I mean, sure you can be serious, if the thing will benifit you. And uhh.. you are funny, so that's a good point?

Ace: that hurt, but touche

Yuu: Deuce is a tough nut to crack. He is a mama's boy, so I think he would be another safe option. But should not be angered.

Yuu: Jack on the other hand, he is a good boy. Could do no harm to the love of their life, but not the man in the relationship. Also, he wouldn't be very honest about his feelings to the other person.

Yuu: Epel is... that farm boy is tough and strong, but has a soft spot for apples and his grandma. So if you are neither, don't even try with him. And don't call him cute or you'll die.

Ace and Sebek: ....

Sebek: well, seems like you already decided, no? *grinning*

Ace: wha-?! No they did not! So don't try anything funny you crocodile!

Yuu: ??

[tdutb]

Woolabee!!!!

[ollybirdd]

might fuck around and write a one shot campaign to force my players to learn how to identify fake news

[astral-catastrophe]

The grandparent’s chicken has laid the first egg

[grayintogreen]

Gaudius about to drop the biggest dick move tactic during Lucien's Dreamscape Horror Show in YCDHN Chapter Two.

[alildude]

my sister in law told me she would never sell me for a bucket of chicken so todays a good day

[misplacedprincess262]

Can't believe these fucking show writers made me watch Merlin mourne Lancelot TWICE like yes he was extra problematic in his reappearance but that what the hell with funeral boat scene who gave them the RIGHT

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[dirtytransmasc]

the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[zkyeline]

a couple of eepies

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’