#but that was dream me!

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[lithium-poet]

the dichotomy of girlhood

[roseforviolet]

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[alwerakoo]

Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"

[kod-lyoko]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[amoena55]

I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

[littlestpersimmon]

Metamorphosis

[rainy-heart]

[monainthecatacombs]

Don’t know who this quote is by but it’s been stuck in my brain like a leech for days

[draconym]

NYC subway as a flooded cave system and all the rats evolving in isolation like devil's hole pupfish

[roseforviolet]

[terrorbeauty]

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[pinklavenderdoll]