#but this book rn the wild and wicked one

[beansricejc]

juices like wine

werewolf!john wick x f!reader

synopsis: on a full moon’s night, you think you’ll be safe in this house alone with your fellow monster hunter.

warnings: monster!jw, cursing, pussy drunk activities, oral (f receiving), squirting, sniffing, watered down spec of masochism, dbf!john, age gap, dub con(?)

authors note: thx for all of ur messages, life is just too much rn and I’m attempting to keep up haha, here’s that spooky thing I promised

“Uh, are you sure this will-“

“Of course it will!” I rolled my eyes, tightening the cuffs on the iron cuffs on John’s wrists. “My dad’s book says that werewolves can’t break through iron. And his book is never wrong.”

John flashed me a skeptical look with his eyebrows raised before rolling those thin brown eyes. Hunting monsters has always been our side gig. Although, things became a little tricky when he had accidentally been bitten by a now dead furry friend, almost a month ago now. Tonight was the full moon, and there haven’t been any side effects but John insisted on taking no chances.

My partner in crime sighed, grunting a bit with discomfort as the iron restraints dig into his flesh a little.

“It better not be wrong. I won’t be able to forgive myself if something happened.”

My hand grabs his bearded and chiseled face, forcing John to give me his attention. There’s always been… tension, between the two of us. Yet neither have acted on it. He was my dad’s best friend after all, before my dad became vampire food on a job gone awry.

“Nothing is gonna happen.” I reassured him, my fingers squeezing his face a bit harder this time. John nods to himself, taking a few deep breaths. “It’s only for a night. Hell, I can just turn The Office on for you while you’re in here.”

Light hearted humor got me nowhere tonight. I’m an idiot. A fool. A fucking moron. That’s what I’m telling myself as I creep through the house on the second floor. A silver dagger in one hand, a phone in the other, with Charon on the other line, the closest Hunter in proximity to us in the state.

“His senses are better, he’s faster, stronger, you need to get out of there or just kill him.” Charon pleads. I grunt quietly.

“I can’t leave-“

A loud and bone rattling howl bounces off of the walls of the house, startling me. I froze in my tracks, cursing under my breath. I hang up the phone and slip it into the pocket of my leggings.

“You smell even better during a full moon.”

My breathing stops as I feel the breath of another behind me. I know damn well who that person is, his voice is much deeper and gravelly than normal, this isn’t him. This isn’t the John I know.

A yelp escaped my lips as two paw-like hands grab me from behind, tossing me over a huge shoulder. John’s shirt is mostly ripped all the way off, since his transformation took place under just a simple tee shirt and flannel pants.

“John! Put me down!” I shouted, legs thrashing as my fists beat at his huge back. Thud, thud, thud, it did nothing. I hadn’t even noticed that John had tossed the silver blade aside until I had tried to use it.

A deep throaty chuckle erupts from John’s mouth, right before he tossed me onto the bed of the master bedroom. I land on silken sheets as my eyes widen, experiencing John as half man, half wolf, for the first time. Fangs peek from his lips as his beard had become much more untamed and wild, even his hair is much longer and crazy.

Muscles bulge from his shirt, before he gets frustrated and rips it off with an irritated roar. The shreds of the fabric land on the wood floor, as his evolved muscles ripple over my cowering form on the king sized bed.

“Such a pretty girl. I’ve always known better than to have a piece of you to myself.” John speaks lowly, his red eyes linger over me. “But I can’t control myself tonight. I’m sorry sweetpea.”

“Wait, John, just, wait!” I know damn well it’s to no avail. His paws grab my thighs and push my legs to the mattress, as his nose buries itself in my clothed crotch. Frowning, I scream in objection but my squirming and resistance is futile. I can’t even beat John while we spar, of course I won’t even have a chance while he’s half man, half creature.

“Fuck, you’re ovulating.” John salivates and takes in a deep breath to get the scent of my cunt imbedded into his feral brain. With one tiny motion of his razor sharp claws, despite my avid protests, he sliced the crotch of my leggings open like butter.

“Hey hey hey! No! John, this can’t happen!” I stammer out quickly. John is far too heavy and I don’t stand a chance.

“Don’t worry. My cock is too big to give you right now.” John insists, dropping his pajama pants and tugging on his huge erection. It matches his insanely big body, one that I’m just realizing has been growing larger and larger ever since he began his chase.

My jaw dropped as I notice he’s got to be at least seven feet tall now, with a cock that’s about 10 inches long, but 4 inches wide. John seriously had a comically large and furry dick at the moment, and I had no idea if I should have laughed or just stayed quiet. So I picked the latter.

John drops to his knees, as both of his hands spread my thighs even further, taking a longer inhalation of the heat between them. Squirming under him, I couldn’t help but whimper and whine out of the pure tickling sensation. The feeling of his beard and nose on my folds were unfamiliar to say the least.

“John, get o-“

I stop talking and let out a moan as his big nose brushes against my clit. His long spongy tongue swiped efficiently on my folds, making them pliable enough to then plunge in a finger.

John let’s go of my thigh for half a second so he can shred apart my sleeping shirt, my tits falling out of the fabric. My nipples harden from the sudden air exposure. John growls against my cunt in response to that sinful visual. One of his paws smack my left breast, earning a gasp from me, while his tongue worked overtime inside of me.

Head like this only existed in porn, right?

Apparently not. Apparently, you can get head like this from your local werewolf.

My fingers dug at the bedsheets and also his head of messy long hair. My fingers even brush against his newly grown canine-like ears, I keep forgetting that this is only happening because John has turned. That meant, he was eating my pussy and needing to inhale my scent on pure instinct. If he doesn’t, he’d go insane. He’d lose control. Maybe even kill someone.

The mere thought of my vagina actually being the death of someone kinda has me in a chokehold at the moment.

“Mine. Mine. Mine.”

John continued to lick, suck, thrust, whatever he could to with his tongue to get my taste and scent locked into his memory. He’s even so desperate that he has managed to scratch up my thighs and stomach in the process. The cuts aren’t anything too deep, maybe a bit more than a cat claw. But I’d be in denial if I claimed the slight sting of his nails and there euphoric head I was receiving wasn’t a delectable combination.

A knot forms in my lower region, an unusual feeling. Not like an orgasm, no, this was something else entirely. I had no idea what to expect, but it sure as hell was shocking when I began to squirt all over John’s bearded face.

My cum splashed onto his cheeks and nose, even a bit of his forehead. The dribbles from my pussy coat his unkempt beard, and he catches his breath with an exhausted smile when he pulls away.

With my legs trembling and moans spilling from my mouth, I laid under his beastly frame, helpless. Exposed to my elder Hunter, it was a shock to see him as some vicious monster. My heart was nearly about to give out from the intensity of the orgasm, and from the pure shock I was still trying to comprehend.

While he collected my juices from his face and sucked them off of his fingers, my mind is racing as I wonder, is he even going to remember this tomorrow? When he shifts back, is it going to be awkward between us from now on? There’s no way he actually felt so strongly for me… right?

If he didn’t recall eating me out like it was his last day on earth, how am I going to drop that bomb? John’s hands grab my face, much like how I had a few hours earlier. His moist nose and forehead press against mine, smushing in a little. My own juices smear against my small face. John’s red eyes demand my full attention from mere centimeters away.

That same rough voice gives me a growling chuckle.

“Been waiting three years for that one, babygirl. Maybe now you’ll notice me.”

[foolishlovers]

Do you have any good omens fic and wip recs?? looking for AUs mostly

sure!! here are some of my favourite AU wips rn:

On Thin Ice by blairamok (M, 3k, 1/?)

Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley are the nation’s two most prominent figure skaters.

Anthony is an Olympic gold medalist and reigning World Champion of men's singles, with countless other accolades under his belt, both notorious and beloved for his rebellious nature and reckless abandon on ice. Aziraphale is a rising star shooting straight for Anthony's claim to fame.

Their intense rivalry is a phenomenon that takes the world by storm.

Heavenly Wicked Cafe by WaitingToBeBroken (T, 3k, 1/?)

There is a terribly rude barista that makes amazing coffee and a saint of a barista, whose coffee tastes vile.

And they are in love.

London, Libraries & Love by wolftea (E, 15k, 8/19)

Smiling warmly at the huddles of students, Aziraphale made his way over to Crowley, who was leaning against his desk. Crowley was dressed in layers of all black (as per usual), his red hair was tied back in a loose ponytail (not as usual, he often wore it down) and he was twirling Aziraphale’s fountain pen between his fingers.

“Mister Fell.” Crowley drawled, but the warmth in his amber eyes and the upward curve of his mouth betrayed any attempt at appearing nonchalant.

Aziraphale found himself grinning. How on Earth had he ever disliked this man?

“Crowley.” He said, eyes crinkling as he plucked the pen out of Crowley’s hands and put it back by his notebook.

There is a Light & It Never Goes Out by PhoenixRose314 (M, 27k, 5/26)

It had seemed like such a good idea. Running away to a remote, virtually uninhabited wild island, do some research for his latest paper, forget all about his nagging family, his coercive boss, the absolute mess he'd made of his life back in Soho... for five months, Aziraphale could just focus on work, get used to being lonely, and accept that love was not meant for someone like him.

That had been the plan, anyway.

Big Name Feelings by ghostrat (E, 29k, 5/16)

FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.

and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue (E, 63k, 12/14)

Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…

Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own

you can find some more good omens AU recs here

also everyone pls feel free to add your wip recs to this post!!

[grace-williams-xo]

There is much discussion on the internet about how many seasons of Bridgerton we’ll get, and how it will be approached. I have a wild theory, if you wanna TLDR and skip the ramblings then scroll down to the bold.

While 8 seems far fetched, a lot of people are thinking 6 but I increasingly don’t even think that will happen (or if it does, it won’t happen well).

Jonny has said he’s committed to Bridgerton, and making whatever he projects he gets work around it, and that he/kanthony will be at all the siblings weddings. His commitment to the show and increasing career is well displayed in s3. He’s only in the first of the four eps (tbd for the second half, let’s hope more!) but he filmed Fellow Travellers at the same time (watch it if you haven’t) and Wicked also at a similar time. I think we can count on him/kanthony making at minimum 1–2 appearances per season, regardless of how long it lasts.

Arguably the other biggest star of the show rn is Nicola, so will be interesting to see what she does in Bridgerton s4. There’s a trend of the lead actor/s taking a back seat in the season following their spotlight, so wouldn’t be surprising if it happened also with Polin/Nicola and Luke Newton.

Now, the core of the issue is the remaining stories. (Preface, I haven’t read any of the books but I know most of the general plots). Consensus is that Benedict will be s4; and (or maybe but) all the s3 Benedict press is talking about him going through changes, evolution and inching toward the marriage mart. One could say this is set up for s4, but that doesn’t feel entirely right to me. The only plot that needs the set up is Polin because of the friends to lovers arc, and we got that in s2. (If there’s more benophie set up that makes sense that I’m not aware of, let me know!)

While I know Francesca is popular with book readers, and her character steps up in s3, we can agree that the next most popular sibling is Eloise. Eloise’s story is also the most hotly debated about how authentic the show should be to the books. I know many book readers want Eloise’s story to stay mostly as it is, and while the more I read about it the more I come around to it, I think that a problem is posed by the fact that Marina’s character is much more significant and invested in the series than the books (so I hear).

On the note of Gregory and Hyacinth, I also think that the viewers are too attached and invested to them as children to want to see them as serious romantic partners with anyone. This isn’t even touching on the fact s8 would be released in (crikey I just did the maths) probably 2030 or 2031 😭

In my head there are three possible options for the future of the show. (Four, three good options).

1. Six seasons: with Benedict, Eloise and Francesca all getting a season. (Approx 2025, 2027 and 2028 release) (I think this would be the best option if the got their act together and made/released the seasons faster, but as the actors get busier I don’t see that happening)

2. Five seasons: with Benedict and Eloise getting a season. (The best (realistic) option imo).

3. Four seasons: Benedict season four, no Eloise. (The worst option imo).

4. Four seasons: Benedict season three AND four, Eloise season four. This is kinda why I made this post. Stay with me, hear me out.

All the indications that Benedict is evolving and stepping into the marriage mart this season make me think that they could be doing a lot more set up/start of the story than necessary for a brother who isn’t the lead yet. Beneloise are such an iconic duo that I think them falling in love together would be so fun. If they followed the book, then Eloise’s love is kinda long distance anyway. If they did do something different with Eloise (contentious, ik, I’m in two minds) and made her queer and/or not get married then it could also work well.

I don’t think this is the best outcome, I just think it might be the best outcome if we only get four seasons. The actors are all increasingly busy, and many (Claudia and Nicola especially) are already playing characters far younger than their characters.

Please let me know your thoughts on this rambling, especially if you’ve read the books. Tell me what will or won’t work!

–GW xo

[bananaactivity]

i saw the "ask me abt my descendants au" ask button and so i simply HAD to ask about your au--carlos is my fave, with harry being my second favorite (while morgie is my favorite from RoR), so i guess, if anything, i wanna ask abt carlos. whats he like in your au? what exactly happens--and do his cousins exist? love the way you draw him op!!

and abt your morgie and james verse--i'm curious, do harriet and cj exist ? does harry remember morgie at all? does hook ever even talk about him?

sorry if this was a lot!

Naw it’s all good, I’ve been waiting on an ask for forever 🙃 I will say I only consumed the movies back in elementary school (WILD IM SAYING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND NOW IM 18 LIKE TIME GOES BY SO FAST) The only books I read was Mals spell book. Not to say I don’t like reading, I read Ever After high books and The School for Good and Evil, I could just never get my hands on the Descendents ones. And I watched one episode of wicked world… and said fuc no never again.

All that to say I just found out three weeks ago that Harry had siblings, and that Carlos had any hench men or other stuff not specifically in the main movies. I had already figured out a lot of James and Harry’s story and suddenly the timeline was fucked because there was no way for Harriet or Cj or Jane Darling to exist in context. Harry is born as an accident in Neverland and Hook has to return home so he can grow and his mother is a random someone who wasn’t going to come back to take care of her son. Her existence is already shaky but then adding Harriet she’d have to be born first with Jane Darling who I didn’t account for in the slightest either. She’s Wendy’s daughter so now a lot more time will have to pass so she can grow up and come to neverland, which is gross and not in a campy Disney way… and I was having a hard time wrapping my head around it 🥲

That was until I gave Hook a younger brother who can get with Jane at an appropriate age 😈 He’s unarmed rn but he’s a Hook so Harriet and Cj will be Harry’s cousins who he’s estranged from until some events happen…

Harry does NOT remember Morgie especially not with him looking so scary and tryna kill his Stylist and sparing partner. ( Carlos and Jay) Hook only talks about him to Maleficent and Uliana ( Hades still thinks he’s a spoiled rich boy, and Hook still thinks it was dumb for a “god” to attend a four year University with mortals, also At this time Maleficent and Hades are in that bad argue stage right before a divorce) He was okay leaving them all because time is different in Neverland, even tho from his side he’s been gone 12 years, Morgie only missed him for one year and time melds together on Neverland since you don’t age so it was basically nothing. ( that’s why Peter Pan is so unhinged, he’s been there forever and he refuses to keep track) Morgies in the same time zone as them so he’s been gone a good ten years, Harry and his friends are 14-12 now,So everyone is feeling the effects, and Camelot is on lockdown due to Morgie terrorizing them so Hook can’t check up on him. ( I dunno if I mentioned on tumblr but in my au Auradon is the place that’s locked up so the poor and Villians can’t come in on their “superior” society, the rest of the world is made up of lands from other Fairy tales and Folklore) So Hook is worried but he keeps on and Harry’s memory of Morgie comes back after a month of getting used to him being back.

Sad part but I have to share, Morgie and Hook never officially unionize… Morgie knows he’ll outlive Hook by a VERY long time (till the end of time) and he can’t bring himself to finalize anything, his grief about Hooks mortality is slowly consuming him🫠 (also Hook has issues with living forever due to his trauma from Neverland and won’t entertain any sort of immortality shenanigans)

On another note Carlos is also my favorite! I’ve had him down in my notes (before I could brave the internet) as soon as the inspiration from the 1996 101 Dalmatians live action film staring Glenn Close hit me I knew what had to be done. ( and descendents of the sparrow inspired me 😙) Carlos is a very smart man, he’s the analyst, ranged weapons specialist, stylist and bestest member of my Core four. (Jay is a wreck, Mal is a wreck, and Evie is still slay but she has to get wrapped up in Mals mess because she loves her 🙄 damn you Evies demi-god/dragon gf ) but I’d say my Carlos is a little more disciplined then the Og. He hates gross things and hates getting dirty or messy. Hes dorm mates with Chad now because the fairy god mother doesn’t want the four to conspire together so easily ( like they do in the movies 😅) He threatens Chads and his forest friends a lot because Carlos also hates any animal that he isn’t wearing. He grows out of that eventually, but it takes the longest out of all of his flaws because… like did you see him in that tiger skin outfit!?? How could he give up furs?!?

Carlos story intertwines with Harry’s a lot, in a brotherly love way. I was having Carlos love his mom in my first posts about Carlos but since then I’ve changed it. Cruella Hates Hook and Carlos hates his mom for being abusive, so he makes Harry swear that Carlos can style him when he’s older to get back at his mom. It becomes more than that and now Carlos gets even more clients, enough to move out on his own but he ends up staying with Mal and Co. This separates him a little from Harry, Uma, and Gil who he grew close with because Harry’s home was his safe place from his mother. She not only hated Hook but also the sea and its smells and the hustle of the costal territory present on that side of the isle. He still sees them when he goes for meetings with Harry, to Mals agitation. Mal Hates Uma and is kinda scared of Harry. ( Maleficent, Uliana and Hook think they accidentally bestied to close to the sun and made their kids and niece hate each other on accident)

Jay is jealous of Carlos due to his obsession with beating Harry and stuff. I’m not a hundred percent sure if I wanna go Huma or Jarry for this one… leaning towards Huma as Jerry is really toxic and I already have a bunch of other toxic couples I don’t want a million of them fr. For Carlos I’m thinking Aro/Ace like bro just wants to chill and design cool shit. I could see people having him be with Chad based on the context of my au, close proximity/enemie’s to lovers/hhimbo and smart guy, but I’m just not feeling it and Jaylos felt forced during the movies so I don’t want that 🫠

I have more but this is basically a fic chapter all on its own, if you have anymore askes I’ll gladly answer them!! I don’t mind spoiling my story like this, I find my fic interests in the specific conversations characters have and details. So this isn’t something I’m against doing…

Edit: I’m also having trouble on what I want the themes of these fics to be. I want a little bit more then “cool alternative universe!!!” I’m love this au but I’m also using this story to help warm me up for developing a story with my own characters that I’ve had swimming in my mind for years 😭

[eldritchaccident]

Timing: Mid/Early May Location: The Docks Feat: @rn-zane & @eldritchaccident Warnings: None! Summary: Zane meets up with Teddy to talk Baku

WANTED: help with identifying this little guy. Found downtown, mostly friendly but starting to seem hungry now and hasn’t accepted anything edible. All assistance greatly appreciated. [Attached is a photo of a yellow baku, chewing on the metal foot of a chair]

The ad had been a long shot but sometimes, even those worked. Or hopefully worked since there was still a chance that this was just some ruse, a dumb prank that would take up most of Zane’s day off. Either way, a chance was a chance and after spending a couple of days with the animal, he wasn’t comfortable with just letting it off into the wild on its own. It didn’t seem capable of… well, anything. It had mostly just lounged around once Zane had brought it home, sniffing at various things and looking for spots to fall asleep in. Not exactly a top-of-the-food-chain predator, it seemed. 

Every kind of human food had been snorted at and after an extensive google search, the closest comparison he’d found to his new friend had been a tapir. This particular animal didn’t want berries or leaves but instead, had started chewing at anything metal around the house. So hopefully this Teddy wasn’t messing with him because Zane was desperate for any advice. 

He was thankful for the dark as the two of them headed for the docks, the proposed meeting place, since Zane wasn’t sure about drawing too much attention to the strange animal on the streets. At least not until he knew for sure what he’d accidentally stumbled upon and how best to take care of it. Just for safety, he’d repurposed an old hoodie of his for some extra cover and the hood of it now covered most of the little guy’s head. He hadn’t been happy about it at first but seemed to have given up on the fight fairly quickly. Besides, he’d needed something to fix a leash to since there hadn’t exactly been dog collars just lying around the house. 

The docks were fairly empty at this time of day, dusk settling nicely over the sea. Boats creaked softly and Zane found himself petting the animal on the bench next to him distractedly. Hoping this whole thing wouldn’t be a huge waste of time. 

—

To say Teddy Jones had a love for animals would be cutting it far too short. Especially when those animals happened to be more in the supernatural variety. The weirder the better. When they saw the ad, there was little that could contain their excitement at the opportunity to meet a little baku in person. They’d read plenty about the things in books but never chanced upon one. Funny considering how often the demon was plagued by nightmares. A baku would have a damn feast with them. 

The good thing was that hunters usually weren’t out after things like baku. They were pretty nice and generally a helpful thing to have around, unless you were a mare. The bad thing was if there were more people like Joy Cavendish around Wicked’s Rest, more people who liked to keep pleasant supernatural creatures locked up and confined where only they could watch over them… these ads everywhere were like calling sharks to a kill. Teddy took down as many as they could find, and made sure to text the number a few times after their initial call. Didn’t want this Zane guy to think they’d ghost him or whatever. 

So at the appointed time, and with as many resources as one backpack could carry, Teddy made their way to the docks. Not a very long journey, all things considered. Before long those honey brown eyes found their target. A man, one that Teds could have sworn they saw around town at some point, or maybe just online. And a little lumpy shape right next to him. Still pretty small compared to the pictures in the books, so maybe the baku had some growing to do. No wonder it was hungry. 

“Hey!” Teddy called out, not too loud. They didn’t want to startle either the creature or the guy. “Zane, right?” 

 —

It was a relief when someone finally appeared and called out, even more so when Zane saw that it was just one guy who looked fairly non-threatening. Friendly, even. “Hi! Yeah, that’s me,” he greeted, standing up quickly while holding onto the makeshift leash, offering a hand to shake. “Appreciate you doing this, google was no help and I wasn’t sure if it was safe to just let him wander off on his own but maybe it was stupid to take him home in the first place…” Zane trailed off, clearing his throat before he accidentally spent five minutes recounting the whole day he’d found the animal in excruciating detail to a complete stranger. 

“Anyway,” he started again, fumbling with the string tied to the back of the hoodie in order to get the clothing off, revealing the sleepy looking animal. It gazed up at Teddy with mild disinterest, not unusual considering it hadn’t looked interested in anything since it had tried to chase down Ariadne. “This is him. Whatever he is,” Zane chuckled awkwardly, lifting the animal into his arms. It settled there, still watching Teddy as it was held up for closer inspection. 

—

With an over-eagerness that wasn’t even attempted to be concealed, Teddy bobbled from foot to foot as the little guy was hoisted and held like the perfect cherubic angel that he was. The demon’s fingers steepled under their chin as they gasped. Delighted. Overjoyed. It was everything they’d hoped for. And far cuter than any of the depictions in those old scribe books. 

“Ohhhh look at you!!” Despite themself and their excitement, Ted managed to stay (at least audibly) calm for the creature. Who was content enough in this man’s arms that Teddy didn’t feel a need to hatch some sort of rescue plan. This wasn't a ‘guy in an alley selling puppies to make a few bucks’ kinda thing. This was the Universal Pet Deliverance System™  working in action. The strange animal in the hoodie had chosen to stick around just as much as the man holding it had chosen to care for it. 

“If I’m not mistaken, which I’m not by the way. I very much know my shit, he’s a baku.” Hopefully, if this was Zane’s introduction to the world of the supernatural and all it had to offer, it was going to be a… gentler one. The whole ‘there are things that go bump in the night’ bullshit spiel only has its charm once or twice when you are one of the ‘bumpy’ things. “And, more than that, he likes you. A lot.” That felt as important to say as anything else. At least to Teddy. Teddy liked to know where they stood with people. More of them, they thought, should just say outright how they felt. If they could just do that, it would make life so much easier. 

—-

The excitement pouring off Teddy was infectious and Zane immediately knew he’d made the right call in coming here. He could definitely appreciate animals, the cuteness of them and in the case of this guy, the vulnerability but it had always been more of an afterthought. Seeing how the other man was staring at the animal, however, with fondness and care just screamed ‘animal lover’. And knowledgeable too, it seemed. Zane had never, ever heard of ‘bakus’ and the internet hadn’t either. Made him wonder just where all that knowledge came from. Teddy didn’t give off the vibes of someone who used animals for their own gain so maybe it was a hobby. Didn’t seem like a human hobby since Zane had at the very least deduced that this animal was most likely one of Wicked Rest’s oddities. “Right, baku. That was, uh… definitely on my list of ideas,” he joked, smiling at how much the baku was enjoying the petting. 

At the earnest statement that followed, Zane’s smile grew even bigger, almost bashful. It was good to have confirmation that he hadn’t been accidentally torturing the poor animal with his presence these past few days. Aside from the feeding issue, he’d apparently done a decent enough job. “Ah, that’s good. Really good.” Giving the baku a few pets as well, he put it down on the bench, letting it trot a few steps there, head reaching towards Teddy. “Guess we would have been fine if I’d had any idea how to feed him. But since he’s clearly not a run of the mill animal, I’m not surprised regular food didn’t work.” Man, he hoped that whatever bakus were exactly, they didn’t feed on like… the blood of the innocent or bones or anything as awful. Zane was willing to try and help the little guy out but not to the point of like… gravedigging. 

—

Teddy eased into a light chuckle alongside Zane’s joke. Eyes still fixated on the tufts of yellow fur poking out from beneath the cotton hood. Their shoulders seemed to bobble with the expression more than any actual sound came out. At least until they flicked up their gaze, let loose a hundred watt smile, and tossed out their own retort. “Ahh, clever, handsome, and an animal lover. No wonder this lil guy found you, you’re like a dream come true!” Cheesy? Sure. But the demon was in an exceptionally good mood. And hey, it wasn’t every day you responded to what was essentially an extra cryptic not-quite-craigslist ad and met up with a CW level hottie. Should they have felt bad for shooting a shot? Eh. You never know until you try. 

“Which actually brings me to the thing you’re looking for. Now it’s gonna sound…” A long pause turned into a clicking of their tongue. Which didn’t seem to help much in their search for phrasing. “Not so realistic?” A pause. “Fake as hell?” Another. “It’s gonna sound stupid, just go with me here. Baku are very rare creatures. At least compared to most stuff you’d find at petsmart. Their food is too. Though, it’s a bit more… esoteric than just gettin’ the right kibble.” Teddy offered a sympathetic smile, knowing this stuff could be hard to digest. “They eat nightmares.” 

— 

The ease that Teddy’s infectious good mood had provided had lulled Zane into a sense of security. In general, talking to strangers outside the hospital was always a battle but this guy was easy to talk to and the conversation topic had been pretty much decided beforehand. It would have been a bold faced lie to claim that the bright smile that accompanied the compliments didn’t make the vampire’s stomach flutter and not purely with panic. “Ah…” was the eloquent response his brain came up with, his voice unsteady as if the humble smile hadn’t outed him enough. “Don’t think I measure up to you, though. When it comes to animal love, I mean. Not that the other things don’t… apply…” Yeah, he should have stuck to one syllable responses. 

Getting back to the previous conversation felt like much safer territory, even though all of Teddy’s pausing and thinking made the whole thing a bit ominous. Zane found himself once again wishing that he wasn’t about to be turned into a grave robber for this slow but adorable creature. “I’ve lived here for a few years,” he provided as encouragement for Teddy to go on. Granted, it had only been during these last few months that Zane had really started to accept that ‘weird Wicked’s Rest shit’ wasn’t just something that could be explained as a random oddity. That the stories of humanoid animal attacks were most likely real. Bracing himself for the information he’d come here for, Zane relaxed considerably as Teddy got to the point. 

“Nightmares,” he parroted back, confusion tinting his words but they lacked all disbelief. As much as Zane didn’t quite understand how something that seemed abstract could be a source of nutrition, he really had no reason to doubt that it was possible. “Guess that explains it, then.” No wonder the poor thing was hungry - no one in the house it currently resided in even slept, much less dreamed. The realization that Teddy would, obviously, assume that Zane had the occasional nightmare like every living person brought a new problem. After a moment’s thought, he decided to go for vague. “So… what if there are currently no… dreams for him to feed on?” Glancing down at the baku, Zane lips furrowed with worry, one hand distractedly stroking the soft fur. 

—-

“Oh hah, few do. I had a lot of time to learn about them and stuff as a kid. Found it all a bit too fascinating.” Teddy beamed, a bit proud of their acquired knowledge. Of the litany of books they had poured through, of the corrections they had made inside them. With the way the senior Jones collected tomes, cursed items, scrolls of ancient times, and all that stuff, there was always something for Teddy to mess with growing up. Always some new bit of knowledge they could seek out and put to one chaotic use or another. “Also hey, don’t cut yourself short.” When people deserved compliments, Teddy liked to supply them. Didn’t have to mean much of anything, they just enjoyed it. 

“Oh yeah? I’m going on like… two ish?? Now?” Though it might be verging closer to three now that the summer was here. Ted’s memory was foggy at best, their more creative ventures often filling in the gaps their memory left. Which was only sometimes a good thing. But they were pretty sure the Joneses arrived when it was warm. And it was rarely actually warm in Maine. So. Summer. Had to be, right? 

“Yuuup. It’s a weird one. Bit on the esoteric side, but hey, very worth it.” Teds was about to launch into a question on whether or not the stranger had been sleeping better, but a much more interesting idea floated in on their second statement. “Hmm. If you aren’t much of a dreamer–” They decidedly did not poke into the why category. Not their story to steal. “I’d say try and find someone around who could use some sleep therapy. If you’ve been here a few years you gotta know by now that nightmares are in no short supply. Maybe take him for walks at night and see which houses he gravitates towards. Or hey, as long as he’s cool with boats and otters I could watch him every once in a while. I’m a graveyard for nightmares, I’d be a regular buffet.” 

—

Zane decided that he definitely liked the young man. There was an air of cheeriness around him and despite the oddness of sunglasses after dark, the rose colored pair were a statement. It was usually hard not to crumble under other people’s confidence but Teddy seemed so relaxed and it definitely rubbed off. Before he could get too distracted by what was definitely yet another crush in the making, Zane focused back in on the conversation. “Oh, so not a local? Could have fooled me with how chill you are about…” A wave of his hand in the general direction of the baku, “all of this.”

Tension built as Teddy seemed to ponder on the vague statement about dreams, excuses and lies flipping over one another as Zane tried to land on one that wouldn’t sound like bullshit. And then they dropped it. Heaving a breath that probably wasn’t as discreet as he’d wanted, Zane nodded along at the helpful tips. The baku had completely clocked out of the conversation by this point, napping peacefully on the bench, lulled to sleep by the soft petting. It peered up with one eye, annoyed, when the strokes stopped. “Wait, really? You’d do that?” 

If the baku ate nightmares, that had to mean that the bad dreams would go away. This sounded almost too good to be true. His new pet would have plenty to eat, Teddy would get a good night’s sleep and Zane didn’t hate the idea of having a reason to meet up with this kind and friendly stranger again. “Can’t say I’ve tested him out on a boat but I’m sure he’ll do fine.” Smiling wide at this turn of events, Zane dug into his pocket for his phone. “You could take him for tonight if you want? I can pick him up in the morning before my shift. Just, uh… put in your number in case there’s any trouble?”

A pause. “Guess I should also get thinking on a name since it seems like I’m keeping him…”

—-

“Try to be chill about most things.” Teddy shrugged. “Makes life easier for everyone, y’know?” There was already so much pent up aggression and bitterness in the world. Against all odds, the demon wanted to be a little source of light. Levity. The idea amused them as much as they also just wanted to help people. A helpful demon. Bit of an oxymoronic statement, given the history of the words. But hey, the Joneses were all about subverting expectations, weren’t they? 

Teddy leaned in close to the baku one last time, giving the sleeping creature a little scritch before straightening up to look Zane in the eye. “Yeah, number, socials might be easier, if you got ‘em. If I’m around I’d love to lend a hand. It really is great to see one of these lil guys thriving.” Their chest was so warm and filled with excitement that little else mattered, but that didn’t mean Teddy couldn’t stop to actually enjoy the company of the man they’d just met. 

Kind enough to take care of a strange creature, perhaps naive enough to post about it on a public forum. In all the ways they could tell, this guy seemed like a pretty good one. Definitely a good match for the baku. They didn’t pick people lightly. The demon scribbled a few things on a loose piece of paper and handed it over before turning with a smile and a wave. “The name will come in time, don’t gotta settle on the first thing you think of. Can’t have that little guy being called Bananaman or something like that.”   

[unsleepingtales]

Episode 19 reactions/freakouts/etc! Major spoilers ahead obviously!

Holy fuck that set is SO COOL

Did they fucking enchant Scheherazade.

Noooo Cindy.

Oh SHIT Zac nat20 right out the gateeeeee

What if they one hit ko raps. Insane.

No minutes at all. You have no idea. What her powers are.

Okay so she’s still gonna take damage. What an inSANE first turn.

SLITS her THROAT???

Tim’s mini is delightful

The mechanic of them having different diplomacy levels with different characters is so so good. So real. I need to have coffee with Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Oh my god I know it wasn’t on purpose but Cinderella saying As You Wish is giving me Thoughts

I feel like I’m in summer school top ten insane Ally Beardsley statements

Elodyyyyy

Gerard what are you DOING

Just be normal. Cmon.

Rosamund 40 points of necrotic damage off the bat holy shit. CIRCLE OF DEATH SPELL? What the fuck is that.

Miraaaaa I need to hug her

YES convince her please she needs to be ok

Oh that’s such a cool visual holy shit

Lou Wilson is so so good. He’s so good at what he does.

I DONT WANT MY STORY TO END HERE

Brennan going “Baba, what are we going to do?” Wild thing for him to do tbh

Everybody but me going to die here??????

(Pib clocks that)

“I love a crone” so true Emily

Saving Face is such a wild thing

ELODY THERE IS HOPE IN THE WORLD

You’re going to get a chance to tell your story. This is the end of everything and you haven’t been given your moment.

You can make a new most important part of your life. You can learn and grow. Things don’t just end!

It doesn’t have to be the way that it was.

I’m just gonna be a weird little guy and see what happens! So true bestie!

Rapunzel is so nuts btw

RED

Soooo saaaad

Oh my god the editing on that shot was incredible

I love things that make Brennan, the DM trying to kill them, go “oooh sick”

Telekinetic shove???? So cool

Telekinetic shoving someone into your arms. Saying we care for the stories. Not being able to break through. Oh my god. The emotions in this silly little dice game.

What a delightful interlude before Pib fucking dies.

Ally is just talking so well today.

STOP HURTING HIM. THIS ISNT THE PLAN. SOBBING.

104 HP. The books dealt 106 HP. Insanity. 18 d10????? The fuck Brennan??

Rosamund full dead? Rosamund full dead?? The dome did the thing. Rosamund full dead.

:(

WHAT

New mini new mini

Hey Brennan quick q what the fuck

Oh NOW she gets her head in the game?

YES baba yaga

YOU MAHST WAKE AAHP (slap)

I love them fucking with his ruler

Elody the ally <3

Oooh Murph that’s such a cool ability.

SHE ONLY HAS 25 HP RN????

Zac facial expressions my beloved <3

Battle master is so fucking cool.

YES MURPH GET HER MURPH

My wife is my friend now.

Rapunzel talking to elody about her life choices as she’s being eaten was so funny for Brennan to do

It SPINS Rick Perry let me work for you I’m begging

Hyena???

God, the idea of Mira using her legs as weapons. Kicking Snow White in the head. So many thoughts.

Holy shit necrotic sleeping beauty killing necromancer snow white is so insane

Insane shit from Baba Yaga.

I love the dialogue choices Brennan makes for her

Oh god the faint whisper of Something Wicked This Way Comes before the faeries reveal. Wild.

See you in the stars I fuckin guess

Preview:

IS THAT A FUCKING INK HAND

Fireworksssss

Oh that was his Cinderella voice.

Oh my god the gems. Brennan what the fuck are you doing.

[nocylipcowa]

got tagged by @moldavite, @gniew777, @diepanzerhexe and @hhorror-vacuii in few different yet similar things so i decided to make a combo of those, hope you don't mind 😅

last song: Blue by a Perfect Circle

last show/currently watching: uhhh. there is a lot but the one i actually finished was Interview with the Vampire. and I started watching the Bear this month but i'm putting it on hold now

last movie: puss in boots: the last wish which i actually had to watch twice because reasons. like wagner moura's dubbing for example.

oh, and i also watched a documentary about tunguzka catastrophe like yesterday. just remembered.

last book/currently reading: no books for me 😭 only revision notes </3

current obsession: checking my activity page to check what yall got in tumblr description generator and what funny things you said about it. kudos to everyone who searched where the coordinates are leading to / found a blackhole / actually set the result in their bio??? wild, i love you

currently consuming: oh actually i am the one being consumed :))) by the terrible knowledge that it's nearing 3 am rn

currently craving: an ounce of rationality and good planning, but this girl could have an entire truck full of it and wouldn't use it so...

3 ships: HMS Erebus, HMS Terror, me x well resting good night sleep (that one's a slowburn!)

and also long looong ago (like november 2022 long) both @moldavite and @lunalunaris tagged me to post 10 songs from my end of year spotify shuffle. so here they are:

1.  Og? by Żywiołak

2. Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani

3. What You Waiting For? by Gwen Stefani

4. Maneater by Nelly Furtado

5. Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas

6. Give It Up by CRX

7. Hu Man by Greentea Peng

8. Insensatez - Instrumental from Lost Highway's soundtrack

9. Down At McDonaldz by Electric Six

10. Something Wicked This Way Comes - edit from Lost Highway's soundtrack

Thank you all and sorry this took me so long! Muchas bezas señoritas (gender neutral)~🐧

And since this is pretty long - no pressure in doing this, but I'd love to hear more from: @nekrobiom, @mephal, @evstigmata, @mondwirr, @bbbrlwice, @qarlands, @geminipdf, @darkshuubi and @i-eat-vinilinum. Again thank you and have a very good day! 💕

[vndooms]

Two questions:

Are you still into the Descendants fandom?

Which Descendants book characters you like and why(hint, from your Jaylos fic: So sweet; answer like this)

1. idk! my idea of being "into a fandom" is very loose. i still like descendants, i could get back into writing for it/drawing for it/finally making that video essay on jay's story arc for it at any time. ok an impulsive person. i can't stop thinking about the television show gotham (2014-2019) rn though so that's where im at. but i still reread my own fic often. just read it the other day actually.

2. ha! i actually never read the book w lonnie's brother li shang (rip his unfortunate name i can't take it seriously so i won't speak it). so ill be honest i completely made him up for so sweet, just based on the vibes i got from the vague description of that book. i only really accept the first isle book as canon supplemental materials for me, besides everyone's superfluous cousins, i just can't with that. who is cruella's evil sibling on the isle that had a kid? let's be real. but anyway i decided to add shang in as jay's minor love interest bc i wanted jay to have an experience w someone from aurais. who was really genuinely good, and i think i just pictured lonnie's older brother as someone who takes things really seriously, in contrast to her, which i wanted to reflect in how they spoke of each other, where with this dynamic where shang feels a responsibility to take pressure off of lonnie by living up to picturesque auradon ideals so that lonnie can just be herself, but lonnie sees this and feels somewhat guilty and wishes he wouldn't. if i ever got around to writing my jane/lonnie spin-off i would explore this dynamic. anyway. i know from ur blog that u like lil shang so im assuming this is what u were asking LOL

edit: that is to say i don't have a favorite character from the books bc i only read one and i can't rly remember anything notable ab any of them. harriet, i suppose! i think she just slays, i like the idea of harry and cj having a really reasonable and smart older sister while they're like really reckless and wild. i also haven't seen wicked world, so cj is also just an idea in my mind 😇

ty for the ask :) i do still like the chance to talk ab descendants

[caricuevasv]

Copied from ummmmmhxhhd

I’m very bored so I made my own questions (feel free to answer:))

Favorite song rn? Pesimista by joaquina and probably so long london by taylor

Favorite book? Magnolia parks into the dark

Favorite movie? Wild child

Favorite book couple? I have a lot of favs buuuut my top 3 :) Magnolia and beej (Magnolia parks by jessa haistings), Lily & Lo (Addicted series by Krista & Becca Ritchie), Daisy and Ryke (Calloway sisters series by Krista and Becca Ritchie)

Your top three artists? Justin bieber taylor swift celine dion maybe

Top three marvel characters? captain America, ironman Black Widow

Last thing you drank? Coffee

Favorite crystals? Dimonds

Last thing you texted? Yesterday i made cookies

Favorite food? Salmon toast

Favorite drink? Chai

Last listened to song? So american by olivia rodrigo

Last thing you ordered on amazon? A holder for mu kindle

Last book you read/are currently reading? Lovers like us by krista and becca ritchie it’s my current reading and damaged like us is the last book i finished

You’re biggest fears? People i love die

#1 place you want to travel to? London

Height? 5″4

Hair color? Dark brown

Eye color? Brown

Most used app? Tiktok

Are you close to your family? Yep

What makes you happiest? Reading justin bieber music writting my dog rain

Favorite store? Sephora or urbanoutfitters maybe lego or barnes definitely barnes and liberty in london

Screen time? Idk but a lot

Top 5 fictional characters (movies, books, shows)? Bj ballentine and magnolia parks from mpu, Loren hale from addicted series , elphaba from wicked, wendy from peter pan

A song that brings back memories? Fall by justin bieber

Favorite summer? 2016

Favorite playlist you made? Cari

Something that you’re passionate about? Music and songwritting

Favorite app? Kindle

Something you wish people knew about you? mmm idk this one

Do you like to be alone? Yep i loveeeeeee

Zodiac sign? Piscies

If you could have a superpower what would it be? Teleport or invisible or heal

Any piercings? Just 1 in my ear nothing to wild

Do you have pets? 1 dog

Relationship status? I don’t want to answer this one:)

Text or call? Texttttt

Favorite Spiderman (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland)? Tom Holland

[exbeaut]

Wild and Wicked Things, Francesca May

[arsenicbruise]

Books I read in October and my rating

1. Ninth house -Leigh bardugo -4/5

When I started reading this book I was so confused I didn’t know a single thing that was going on . Though after a while I got the plot and I loved it . Alex is an amazing strong main character . I’m upset about the cliffhanger miss bardugo needs to hurry her ass into releasing the second book rn.

2.Norwegian wood -murakami 4/5

This book was beyond amazing and heartbreaking, I was originally going to give this five stars but since it’s murakami the obscene language and sexism is always there . The ending was sad tho .

3.a clockwork orange - anthony burgess 3/5

well this book was really graphic and overall disturbing ( I wouldn’t say I enjoyed it but it was great ) main character was totally insane and so were his friends I mean the ending was ok .

4.daisy jones and the six -Taylor Jenkins Reid -5/5

i don’t think five stars are enough to describe how heartbreaking and amazing this book was , like truly a piece of art , when I tell you it had me sobbing and screaming , the ending caught me so off guard . Daisy was a strong and stubborn main character and I loved that . ( I loved all of the characters tbh ) daisybilly forreal broke my heart . ( I’m so exited for the tv adaptation the cast is just as good as the characters)

5.imagine me -tahere mafi (shatter me #6) -3/5

Im not going to deny that shatter me is one of my fave series and also my comfort series , however imagine me was quite disappointing, I didn’t like the dynamic between Anderson and Juliette , it’s like tahereh wanted us to feel bad for Paris which was ridiculous . I feel like they should’ve taken/ended the reestablishment differently. Though I loved the warnette wedding a lot the epilogue did justice to the book . KENJI AND NAZEERA THO they need their own books . ( ngl I cried w this book too lmfao)

6.the cruel prince -holly black -5.5/5

For a very long time I’ve known about the cruel prince due to booktok but I was never Interested on reading it . Well I did and I absolutely loved it , I originally only read it for jude and cardan but the politics are way more interesting it made me love the book even more ( it’s kind of like game of thrones but YA) again we have here anothe strong stubborn main character with shit loads of trauma which I loved , this book has all the hype it deserves tbh . Can’t wait to read the wicked king .

7. The white album -Joan didion -4/5

This is my first didion book . I cannot deny her talent she’s truly amazing , reading the white album did not only feel like a collection of experiences but it was entertaining and also super informative, it includes topics like Georgia O‘ keefe , Doris Lessing , the Manson murders , the Getty museum, the civil rights movement ( in general the whole 60s era ) cannot wait to read more of her work :)))

8.Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast-Oscar Wilde -5.5

This is like if oscar Wilde had tumblr which made it amazing , he’s arrogant and brilliant . I mean he has all the right to be .

[the-pale-goddess]

Breakfast at Tiffany’s - Ethan Ramsey x MC (Tiffany Addams)

Tiffany surprises Ethan with a fancy breakfast.

It’s all cute until it turns to filth. Then it’s fluff again. Aaaaand back to slutty. A three-course, self-indulgent breakfast, if I may convey.

Rating/Category: Explicit / smut with a side of fluff

Warnings: p*rn with no plot, language

Author’s note: Coming back to my OH2 more or less canon fic business!

Here’s the smutty part of the little band aid I promised for all the harm I’ve done to you with Home With You AU. I just wanted to give you something sweet before we proceed with the emotional rollercoaster in Chapter 3...Well, I did my best, but my filthy mind would never allow me to write some pure and innocent fluff 😅 Hope it’s not too slutty for you lol You’ve been warned!

Please, forgive me the title - I just saw the opportunity and I took it lol

____

Ethan opened his eyes with a sinking feeling this Thursday would be out of the new ordinary. His bed was cold and empty. There was no cascade of black hair unwittingly waking him up with a gentle tickle on his skin, no tender caress begging him to stay in the sheets a tad longer.

Another surprise awaited when an overfamiliar appetizing smell hit his nostrils, forcing him to rush out of bed in order to investigate the unexpected scene.

The missing piece of Ethan's morning routine was dancing her way through the kitchen, wreaking sweet havoc with a pile of dirty dishes and different ingredients scattered all over the kitchen island, just to cook a tower of flawlessly fluffy pancakes – now proudly placed on display near the oven. They looked perfect, but not as perfect as Tiffany in the weak morning light; her dark wavy hair falling down on bare shoulders, in contrast to the lacy white lingerie set that flaunted all her curves. She was swinging to the tune she whistled to herself, oblivious of the lurking admirer.

„I don't think I'll ever get used to this view.” Ethan's voice got her spinning around in a flutter to face him. He was leaning against the fridge, an adoring smile playing on his lips as his eyes were roaming over her silhouette. She flushed furiously under the intensity of his gaze, trying to hide the sudden clumsiness of her movements with a sheepish beam.

„Your girlfriend cooking breakfast for you in nothing but her underwear?”

He eyed her intently, biting his bottom lip before he answered with a poker face. „My kitchen in disarray.”

Tiffany shook her head incredulously, as she strained the freshly made raspberry sauce through a sieve. „Trust me, it'll be worth it. And don't worry, I'll clean everything up later, Doctor Terminator.”

„It already is.” He pulled her body close to his, causing her back to collide with his chest. „I can't believe you're still using that nickname.”

„You have to admit it's catchy.”

„Mhm. Do you need any help?” His arm draped over her shoulder, hugging her tight.

„Sure. There's a dozen of pancakes waiting for you. Hope you're ready for a sweet death topped with whipped cream and a home-made raspberry sauce.”

„I didn't plan on falling into a food coma, but you had me at pancakes. Meaning yes, I'm ready.” The powerful combination of Ethan's soft lips and his scratchy chin glued to the sensitive skin on her neck, peppering her with featherlike kisses.

„Someone's clingy today.” She gave him a loud peck on his forearm.

„I'm starving, Tiffany.” A husky whisper rolled in her ear, the words followed by a gentle bite that sent a red-hot shiver down her spine. She chuckled to herself.

„Good! I was genuinely scared that you'd hate the idea because of your love-hate relationship with pancakes. The sauce will need a few minutes to cool down a bit, and then – Oh!” Tiffany stopped dead in her tracks when the hard evidence of Ethan's hunger pangs pressed against her butt. She dropped her jaw in surprise, slightly amused by the realization she didn't get the hint quite right – it was a different kind of appetite. She spun round to face him, the wicked smile suggested she was more than eager to play along.

„On second thought, I suppose we can have a taste of what will be served today.” Never breaking the gaze, she dipped her finger in the whipped cream and offered it to Ethan. He licked it clean, keenly watching Tiffany's face turn crimson red.

„Not bad for a mixture of fat and sugar. Though it's far from what I expected to be on the menu.” Tiffany raised her brows, fake offended, her expression elicited a hearty chuckle from Ethan.

„Well, aren't you a picky eater, Doctor Ramsey? Luckily, I came prepared.” Her finger dived into the bowl with raspberry sauce. „Try some of this.”

„Mmm, delicious.” He gushed, his tongue slithering around her finger. „But yet again...That's not what I crave the most.”

”I wonder what would that be...” She bit her lip seductively as she reached for Ethan's hand. He swallowed loud and moved a bit closer just when she slipped his thumb into her mouth. The provocative movement had his imagination run wild. „Aren't you gonna tell me?”

„Tiffany, I...” Ethan failed to articulate his thought, too absorbed in sinful visions almost melting his brain.

„Tell me what do you crave, Ethan.” She demanded and he suddenly felt even weaker. His thumb got trapped in her mouth again, her other hand massaging his inner thigh through the material of his pants.

„You.” His voice dripped with wild need.

„How do you want me?” Tiffany released the thumb with a heady pop, holding his stare the entire time.

„I want to...”

„Do you want to come in my mouth?” She used his finger to brush her bottom lip, then grazed it with her teeth mere seconds later.

„Fuck...Yes, please.” He muttered, pressing his forehead together with hers.

Smiling magnetically from ear to ear, Tiffany crashed into Ethan, kissing him hungrily with their tongues twisted together. The prelude wouldn't last long, and in a flash she moved down his body – already hot and shivering with primal need. Her lips glided over every inch of his skin, placing open-mouthed kisses along the way. Just when she was low enough, she flipped her hair and dropped on her knees, pulling his pants down with her.

Ethan could swear that the very sight of her mischievous smile dancing around his throbbing cock was enough to make him come. He shuddered in tense anticipation as he watched her tease him with graceful strokes of her tongue wandering around his abdomen.

„Could you...” A tantalizing base-to-tip lick shut him up on the spot and took his breath away. She followed the same path with a soft touch of her lips, quietly humming with relish. His hips bucked involuntarily, overpowered by the tender sensation, begging for more.

The unspoken request was yet to be fulfilled – her slim fingers began stroking him at the base, while her mouth covered the sensitive tip. He groaned in response, his body temperature rising to a dangerously high level. His hand instinctively tugged at her hair, tying any defiant locks in his handy grip.

When Tiffany slid his whole length into her luscious mouth, the divine warmth took away the last bit of control he had, and made him gasping for air. Fighting back the tears was a feeble effort with his huge member hitting her throat, but she rose to the challenge, gagging violently before she adjusted to a safe and steady rhythm.

Ethan marvelled at the view of her watery emerald eyes gazing into his blues as she sucked him like her life depended on it, her precise tongue and skillful hand working him up to a blissful fever. The overwhelming feeling of pleasure had him moan ecstatically, bringing him on the verge of madness. Encouraged by the guttural sounds reserved only for her, she quickened the pace, bobbing her head up and down. His muscles reacted in an instant, tensing even harder, demanding an immediate release. A few moments later, he reached his high and spilled inside her mouth; the obscene groan of his climax ringing in her ears like a favorite song. She took the load with a triumphant smirk, swallowing every drop.

„This is grossly unfair.” He leaned on the nearest countertop awestruck, satiated and out of breath, struggling to keep himself standing.

„What is?” She got up, climbing up his body, and bit down on his shoulder blade.

„The power you have over me.”

Tiffany grinned, pressing her cheek to his broad back as she wrapped her arms around his chest. „But you did like the first course of your breakfast, didn't you?”

„I haven't eaten anything yet.” Ethan turned around, falling into her embrace with a pointed look.

„All right, I'll fill you up with these pancakes now.” Chuckling softly, Tiffany took a step back, seemingly ready to start the day, but Ethan kept her in place by holding her wrist. A gleam of lust reappeared in his eyes as he was slowly regaining his energy.

„Pancakes can wait a little longer. Let me eat you out.”

Before she managed to form a sentence, Ethan's fingers skimmed through her back and unclasped her bra, tossing it to the ground. His greedy hands began exploring her body, tracing her curves, only to slide his fingers behind her panties and pull them off, so they would share the fate of the bra.

„You know that I've never really understood the purpose of art, but looking at this absolute masterpiece right in front of me?” Tiffany raised her brows in surprise, returning his worshipful gaze. „I think I might modify my stance.”

„Wait, is that an actual compliment, or you're quoting some lines from the poetry book you'll soon be releasing?” They both snorted with laughter that quickly died when their lips fused in the hastiest, sloppiest kiss.

„I'll let you win this one, you deserve it.”

„Oh, what a lucky day!” She chirped in sarcastic tone. Ethan shook his head and lunged for her neck, sucking at her skin.

When his lips abruptly broke away from her, she yelped in protest, but little did she know what Ethan had in store for her. The burning desire in his eyes instantly set her body ablaze. He turned her around, brushing her messy hair away from her back, and began kissing her along the spine, inch by inch, moving excruciatingly slow. His beard rough against her silky flesh, scratching her pleasantly. She closed her eyes, relishing the delight of Ethan's touch. Suddenly, a piercing smack flew across her butt.

She jumped, flabbergasted, as her blood boiled with excitement. „Ethan Jonah Ramsey!”

„You liked that, didn't you?” He let out a supremely confident laugh and spanked her again.

„I plead the Fifth.” She giggled, biting her lip. His hands squeezed her bum and lifted her up. A moment later she lay flat on the kitchen island, legs spread wide and waiting.

Ethan wasted no time – his lips continued the journey across Tiffany's aching body, nuzzling her hips, kissing her thighs, licking her belly, sucking on her breasts. They were everywhere, except where she needed him most. He noticed how hopelessly she tried to catch his attention with the suggestive movement of her hips, but he decided to torture her for his own enjoyment, savoring the exquisite scent and taste of this very special meal.

Her impatience eventually rubbed off on him. At last, he nestled comfortably between her legs, and sunk his tongue directly into her soaked folds. She didn't even make an effort to tone her moans down and Ethan was quite grateful for that. His tongue worked its magic, lashing at her clit, knowing exactly where to suck to bring her over the edge. Her hips rolled to the rhythm of Ethan's licking, begging for more friction. He immediately read the sign, inviting his fingers to join the fun. He rubbed her expertly, all the while licking her swollen clit. She was so close, already sweaty and shivering, with hands on both sides of the countertop, her knuckles white from all the force she had to use to keep herself from falling down.

When Ethan kept his pace up, she knew he was going for the last bite. In the blink of an eye, she arched her back, coming hard as the outpouring of bliss washed over her. She fought for her breath, lying still with her eyes closed and mouth open.

„Don't get too comfortable there, Rookie, I'm not done with you.” She could feel him smirking against her skin when his lips moved down her trembling leg.

„Is it because last night I fell asleep during your precious documentary and we missed our daily dose of inappropriate snuggles?” Tiffany cracked up and Ethan soon followed.

„Yes and no.” He leaned his chin on her knee, meeting her gaze. „I know how much you hate both cooking and waking up early. This is the least I could do to make this morning more tolerable for you.”

„Keep spoiling me like that and I will literally melt.” A beam of unfiltered happiness spread over her face, her eyes filled with utmost adoration. „Besides, just to clarify: I hate cooking, but I enjoy doing it for you.”

An intimate silence washed over them as they stared at each other, basking in the glorious feeling of these small gestures of affection. Ethan shook his head in wonder, his mind racing. He wanted to tell her. He was certain she knew that already, probably even long before he had realized the nature of his feelings...And yet, his words failed him, offering a blank space instead of a proper way to name the drums echoing in his heart at the very thought of Tiffany. He quickly gathered himself, stood straight and cleared his throat.

„Enough chit-chat, we're on a very tight schedule. Stand up.” With a little help from Ethan, Tiffany jumped off the countertop and hooked her arms around his neck.

„Oh, I'll show you tight, sir.” She avowed with a devilish grin.

„God, you're impossible.” Ethan heaved a long sigh in response, right before their lips melted into a deep, fervent kiss.

Cutting to the chase, Tiffany turned her back to Ethan, colliding with his body. Without any hesitation, he entered her with a hefty push, filling her up in a way she'd never experienced before. She was perfectly accustomed to his size, but the standing position was brand new to them. She didn't expect that a slightly different angle could leave an all-consuming, almost agonizing feeling of fullness before he even began pounding her. A series of vehement whimpers escaped her mouth without her permission. Her chest heaved as she struggled to control her breathing. If it wasn't for his firm grip, her legs would surely give up.

Ethan immediately noticed the unconcealable shift in her demeanor. He cupped her cheek, slowly pulling out of her.

„Baby, is everything all right?” He whispered, his voice full of concern. „Do you want me to stop?”

She instinctively grabbed his hand and locked her body on him in a desperate cry, every word a torture. „I want you inside.”

He nodded, relieved, pulling her as close as it was humanly possible. Her head lolled back, resting comfortably on Ethan so they could still glance at one another. They exchanged a blithe smile, reflecting the dizzying sensation of each other's presence. His lips brushed her forehead in a sweet kiss just as he began moving inside of her.

He started off slow, pulling in and out as gently as he could, keeping her steady in his protective arms. Her previous remark proved to be right – she was insanely tight and dripping wet, her scent and unrestrained moans only adding to his arousal. He knew he wouldn't last long.

„Harder, please.” She whimpered, tightening her clutch on his arms. He willingly complied, deepening his thrusts, setting a merciless pace. The sound of slapping flesh punctuated by their heavy breathing and pleasure vocalized in the most indecent way.

Everything was Ethan – he invaded all her senses, emptying her mind, leaving nothing but his name. Tiffany could feel the thunder in his heart pounding on her back; his hands were mindlessly roaming over her curves as she remained trapped in his strong embrace. His fingers snuck to her clit, rubbing her with expert precision while his cock kept on ravishing her. She was mere seconds away from another orgasm, unable to communicate in any form other than shameless moaning.

Ethan was right behind her, chasing the finish line. His deafening groans got more desperate, thrusts slower and rigid, his fingers pleasuring her frantically, until they both cried out in unison – their bodies twisted in overwhelming ecstasy.

Tiffany toppled over the countertop, breathless – her blazing flesh took comfort in the cold of the marble, with fingers skimming blindly across its surface in a desperate attempt at keeping herself steady. She had no time to recover, as Ethan's body clutched at her tight, his burning skin clamping around hers. His ragged breath hovered over her ear, just as his hand dived into the damp mess of her hair, pulling her locks aside to gently suck on her neck.

„Oh, God...We should...” She panted with her eyes closed, tilting her head to give him more access.

„Mhm.” He hummed with approval, tracing scratchy kisses across her shoulder. „I know.”

Instead of acting on the incoherent thought, he turned her around, crashing into her lips without any warning. They kissed slowly for a long minute before Tiffany retreated, gazing into the endless ocean of his eyes. A cheeky smirk flew across her face.

„You called me baby.”

Ethan stared at her perplexed, his brows frowned. „No, erm...I didn't?”

„You totally just did.” Tiffany's laughter filled the room, the sound shook him to the core, along with the realization the pet name might have accidentally slipped through.

„No, you probably misheard that.” He stuttered an evasive reply, that earned a well-deserved scoff.

„Don't try to deny that you called me baby for the first time, and it happened – let me stress that – during sex.”

„Stop it. Let's not make a big deal out of this. We still need to get to work.” Ethan countered, hoping that the final argument was meaningful enough to end the cross-examination.

„That's a very convenient excuse, Mr I'll Casually Avoid Any Uncomfortable Topic. You're right, though. We should hurry up with the proper breakfast. But let's take a quick shower first.”

„Together?” He cocked his brows, sceptical about the idea.

„Yeah, why not?” Her index finger twirled around his nipple.

„We're already running out of time, we can't afford the further delay.”

„I thought you like a challenge, baby.” She pressed a wet kiss on his chest and broke the embrace. Ethan watched her walk off towards the bathroom with a tantalizing sway of her hips. He took a sharp breath, his eyes followed her every move, scanning her naked form up and down. When she reached the bathroom door, she shot him a sultry wink and disappeared behind the door. He shook his head, transfixed and defeated, muttering to himself.

„We're going to be late then.”

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Sorry if there are any typos or mistakes, this B is too tired to double-check lol

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Taglist: I’ll post it separately in a reblog because [tumblr] is being a brat

[prncessparkrry]

wattpad fanfic recommendations

(larry, unless otherwise stated)

- artwork by _miiki {9/10}

- aquarelle by _miiki {10/10}

amazing plot. the first book is kinda slow but the second one is the perfect ending. between harry and a girl named sierra.

- escape by ao3larrystyfics {9/10}

I ADORE THIS FIC. it would’ve been a 10/10 but -1 for ziall

- polite by american-larry {8/10}

this book had a sweet, but broken feeling to it

- wheels on the bus by softiesharry {9/10}

this starts off with larry as kids and finishes with them as adults and i find it so adorable, but also heart wrenching

- secret feelings by Larrys_Girl {9/10}

it’s the classic “we’re best friends, we can’t be in love” troupe and it’s PERFECT

- it’s just a photo by rightnow_larry {9/10}

this was really sweet seeing the twins try and get larry together, plus harry interacting with kids is always a great thing. the way their romance built up was sad but also beautiful

- co-captains by directionmclfied {10/10}

a bit like unbelievers, but so amazing in its own way. i loved how their relationship grew. i also loved how they showed their care for each other all throughout the book.

- thin walls by beautifulnightmare2 {10/10}

i don’t know what it was about this book, but it was amazing. it’s on the premise of adult larry being neighbors and getting to know each other by talking through the wall. there’s some really funny bits too.

- playboy by heartagust {8/10}

i really enjoyed reading this but i didn’t love their relationship because it was pretty toxic

- oh i do like guys, just not you by harrystylesisgod24 {10/10}

OBSESSED WITH THIS BOOK. IT WAS SO GOOD. PLS READ EVERYTHING BY THIS AUTHOR. IM READING ONE OF THEIR ONGOING BOOKS RN BUT SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS SO AMAZING YOU HAVE TO READ IT.

- ankles and awkwardness by beautifulnightmare2 {10/10}

this is a pretty popular larry fic but it’s definitely worth it. it’s so good and reading it made me happy and bubbly inside.

- flightless bird by AudreyHornesHeart {9/10}

male ballerinas. doesn’t get any better than that. no but it’s actually really sad at parts, but beautiful :)

- malignant by happydays1D {9/10}

this ones really good. i didn’t love harry at first but he ended up really caring about the girl. i haven’t finished the series yet, but it was a good first book to it all.

- stall/stall 2 by MysteryMixtapes {10/10}

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES. ITS BETWEEN HARRY AND THIS GIRL, ABBY. AND ABBYS REALLY HOT!!! I STARTED CRYING WHEN THE AUTHOR POSTED THE LAST CHAPTER ITS SUCH A GOOD SERIES. EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS AMAZING.

- Wish You Were Here 1-3 by RubySlippers_ {10/10}

this 3 book series is so beautiful. it shows the relationship between harry and this girl, olivia (not olivia wilde, she’s a totally made up character for the purpose of the book). i couldn’t tear myself away from this book i absolutely adore it to the ends of the earth.

- locker 17 by StylesRoyalty {9/10}

such an amazing book. i really like the high school setting and the secret relationship etc

- tired tired sea by haroldedwardstyless {9/10}

this is a classic and i loved it. it is pretty long chapters, but a great rainy day read.

- hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again by peachminh {pain}

THIS. BOOK. BROKE. ME. i love it tho

- unbelievers by namelesshaha {10/10}

so good, glittery, and sweet

- young and beautiful by larryslips {7/10}

this was actually a really good story, it was just kinda hard to read for me. i feel bad rating it so low because it was really good, i just struggled understanding parts

- excessive by fckingpayno {10/10}

- obsessive by fckingpayno {7/10}

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER. ITS SO FUCKING AMAZING. i first read it back in middle school and AHH. it’s so amazing and has so many twists and turns. the character build up between harry and arabella is BEAUTIFUL. the second book is only rated low because it was never finished and left with a lot of questions. it’s still worth it to read, though. i love these books more than life itself. it’s one i read over and over again

- 27 minutes by YorkshirePerrie {8/10}

another classic larry fic. it’s slightly triggering but it’s a good slow read.

- lost memories by fresharold {10/10}

- built memories by fresharold {9/10}

UGH I LOVE THIS SERIES. it’s so beautiful and happy but then heartbreaking and hurts. it also gave me that bubbly feeling inside.

- psychotic by weyhey_harry {10/10}

BEST. BOOK. EVER. I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH. SERIOUSLY. ITS SO AMAZING. there was a second book but it never got finished, but that’s fine. there was only a few questions remaining and the second book sends you for a mf loop questioning EVERYTHING. but the first book is amazing enough on its own to makeup for a few questions being unanswered. this is always my first book to recommend to people, the writing is truly amazing. harry falls for a nurse at the mental hospital and she tries and helps proves his innocence and ahhhh i love it so much.

- the admiration project by blixciit {10/10}

this is so cute. it’s pretty short but it’s so sweet. i love how the two fall in love and there’s some really beautiful writing in it.

- the wicked game by Ao3_books_ {10/10}

this book is SO AMAZING. it’s based off the bachelor and just the writing is so good. i stayed up till 6am reading it, i just couldn’t put it down.

- kiwi by Hitterj {10/10}

SO SO GOOD. OMFG. LIKE A MIX OF STALL AND WISH YOU WERE HERE, BUT BETTER? AND HARRY AND EMMA ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER. AND ITS TOP TIER SMUT. AND THE SUSPENSE. AND AGGHHHH

also i’m writing one called Things I Can’t by hazzasmoon4 in case you want to check it out :) I update it every Saturday

[skinks]

Please Please talk to me about Maggie Tozier and what she’s like and looks like and what Dilfworth Tozier loves about her and made him put a ring on it and in general how much her two boys love her and how she loves them.

[cracks knuckles] here we go

I was looking through my copy of the book yesterday to answer this ask but then I figured, y’know what? Canon can suck it. I tend to beat myself up over accurate characterisation for Richie and Eddie, but they’re main characters, Maggie and Went are not, so the details are inconsequential. Their ages in the Dilfworth fic mean that they’d have a pretty different life experience from their book versions, what with growing up in the 60s/70s, but imo all that matters is that they love Richie and are good parents. Canon is ours now!!!

- my no.1 headcanon rn is that Maggie sings like an angel, and sings all the time. In the car, in the shower, gardening, housework, cooking. She and Went have a pretty good record collection, but if Went is listening to something and hears Maggie singing to herself in another room of the house he shuts that shit off quick so he can hear her.

- I wrote in ithots that Richie busts out into song at the drop of a hat, right? well, where Richie gets encouragement with his Voices through Went participating, Richie gets his incessant singing from Maggie, because he grew up in a household where that was welcomed.

- Maggie doesn’t even notice she’s doing it until Richie joins in, or she turns around and sees Went gazing at her all dopey, and she gets self-conscious

- until Went is like “I don’t know why. You know I think you’re a songbird” and then grins and calls her Magpie. She says stop. He says, Maggie-pie? She throws a dishcloth at him but secretly loves it because she fell in love with how frank and practical he is most of the time, but also how silly he is only when it comes to her and Richie.

- he only calls her that when they’ve had one too many anyway, otherwise it’s all sweetheart, honey, darling, Mags. Marguerite, in Richie’s stupid French Waiter Voice. “Yes ma’am” for when he’s rearranging her guts. Maggie’s the one to call him “my love” the first time, but she said it kinda exaggerated and jokey, and Maggie just doesn’t joke the way Went and Richie do so Richie noticed the way his dad just cracked tf up and was like wow, Mom must be really, really funny

- so y’know how Richie calls Eddie “my love” in the book, and is generally quite physically affectionate? He picks all that up from his parents, watching their example. Wants to make Eddie laugh like that

- for some reason I always imagine she speaks like, French or Italian fluently. I’m stealing @honeyreynolds hc that her maiden name is Avery for Tex Avery, but maybe her own mother was European. She tries to speak French with Richie as a baby/toddler so that he’ll be bilingual, and she’s so proud/frustrated because he’s clearly smart and has a knack for linguistic imitation, but his attention span is just. Non existent

- still makes lil kid Richie giggle by doing exaggerated Italian and making him guess what she’s saying

- I think she’s pretty elegant and reserved and almost shy on the surface with a rly wry sense of humour, so people tend to think she’s snooty, but she’s just... so concerned with keeping the peace and not saying anything bad about someone. Tries to see the best in people. This can lead to a lot of embarrassment when Went is so upfront and medical-frank about stuff or if Richie’s being a dumbass in public, but really she just envies their typically masculine lack of inhibition

- this is because she’s got this killer wicked streak. Maggie’s got a hidden well of scathing diatribes and Went knows it because

- they met on a plane in 1971 when Maggie was flying back to college for her final semester of senior year, and the man in the seat next to her started having an attack of some kind. The stewardesses appeal desperately for any doctors on board, nobody answers. Anyone at all? We’ll have to land the plane! Maggie’s trying to slowly shift away from this man and his spasms without seeming rude when she hears a deep sigh in the seat behind her and someone saying “I’m ethically bound to admit I have a licence in dentistry,” in a voice like he’s in on some joke nobody else knows.

- this guy unfolds the longest legs she’s ever seen and comes to squat right next to her and her apparently dying seat partner, she notices he’s nice looking and keeps glancing at her, there’s banter. Eventually he shrugs and is like “imo this man has a bad case of wind.” And Maggie just TEARS Went a new one like oh nice diagnosis DOCTOR DENTIST where’s your seatside manner?!?! what kind of name is WENTWORTH anyway! and Went’s like 👀😳😍 and then the dying man lets out a giant fart and Maggie recoils, all her pretty poise and indignation turning to base disgust and Went bursts out laughing and offers her the seat next to him

- turns out his first residency is in the next town from Maggie’s college. She’s only dated preppy meatheads before who only ever tried to flatter her and stopped listening when she talked about her music theory degree or the books she likes. But Went always grins and side-eyes her and cranks the volume whenever Maggie May comes on the hits station, because then she’ll whack him with a book. She’s so SWEET he loves goading her into releasing some more of that plane rage, like one day she’s prowling on the edge of a rant about her TA and trying to be reasonable. Went’s like, do it. You’ll feel better. So she fuckin rants her head off for ten minutes until her hair’s all dark and wild like an Arthurian queen and she looks over at Went reclining all impressed on her dorm bed and he’s like. I have never been more in love in my life. Can you sit on my face and make fun of my name again

- so yeah they’re both like, quietly distinguished and outwardly calm model citizens of Derry but in private Went is the fuckin roastmaster and is Maggie’s outlet for frustration whenever housewife suburbia gets too much

- I always picture her as having dark and quite curled hair, sort of Lauren Bacall eyes, and she’s probably tall too. Like 5’8 to Went’s 6’0 or 6’1 which is why Richie turns out to be 6’2 lmao. A family of giants. Honestly the whole time I was writing the Dilfworth fic I was imagining Mary Elizabeth Winstead, that’s my early-30s Maggie that Went is so excited to come home he’s stocking up on condoms. God I bet she’s got some of those single dark beauty mark freckles on her stomach 🥵 Wears hats with big brims. Sundresses. Secretly likes to pretend she’s on a mysterious trip to Rome as she sits in the park watching Richie catch dragonflies. Maybe when she’s older and Richie’s a teenager she looks kinda like Olivia Williams, bc I’ve had a big milfy thing for her ever since she was the mother in the 2003 Peter Pan.

- most kids in Derry have a crush on either Richie’s mom or dad or both and this is unfortunately quite damaging to his self esteem, even though Maggie INSISTS he’s just so handsome. She hates seeing him so insecure

- she tried pot once in college and hated it. The only times she comes close to getting hammered is on book club wine because it’s the only way she can get through them asserting the female orgasm doesn’t exist, then she comes home mildly tipsy and joins in on Went and Richie’s raucous game of cards

- felt a bit left out when Richie was small, with how well Went was able to go along with the silliness. Went sees this and gets Richie to make up a game where she’s Queen Margaret of the Tozier Court and made Richie a knight. They all spoke in bad Medieval Voices all afternoon, and it becomes one of those super long-running family jokes, and Maggie still feels all happy inside whenever Queen Margaret comes up

- ruthless decision maker!!! She had to be, because Went’s so laidback he’s horizontal and is always like “idc what we do as long as you guys are chill” and Richie can’t concentrate long enough to pick what colour gumball he wants, so she has to be staff sargeant. They go to Disneyland and she’s like C’MON BOYS HUP HUP HUP and Went’s like “oh cripes son we’re being hustled!!” but they love it as much as she loves them doing what she says

- great cook because of her indeterminidely Mediterranean mother.

- she genuinely wants to understand Richie’s strangeness but is also stumped as to what to do to bond with him, since she can only think of things she’d do with a daughter. She WANTS to brush Richie’s curls and bake with him but she thinks he wouldn’t like it, so they stick with singing. Is delighted when Eddie very politely and very intensely asks for her help making Richie a birthday cake. She sees how different they are together, and remembers Richie coming home at 5 years old declaring he was gonna marry Eddie Kaspbrak when he grows up, and she thinks... well, if I must have a son-in-law, I would love this one as much as I love my son.

[maraczeks]

tagged by @onceupon-a-decembr <3

rules: answer 30 questions 

name/nickname: sock / rinne 

gender: female

star sign: aquarius which i keep thinking is water i dont think it is 

height: 5'3" ????

time: 2:16 PM

birthday: feb

favorite bands: the oh hellos matthew and the atlas drew holocomb and the neighbors the civil wars first aid kit wild rivers so many

favorite solo artists: omg ive been getting really into phoebe bridgers lately, joy williams, josh garrels, SARA BAREILLES SO EXCITED FOR HER LIFE RN, ingrid michaelson, i mean do kelli ohara megan mcginnis teal wicks kelli barrett count

song stuck in my head: fairytale sara bareilles

last show: the good place s4 im not ready to let them go and the office s7 i am SO EXCITED FOR HOLLYS RETURN SJDNKFJSLFHUIGDF

last movie: dubarry was a lady

when did i create this blog: june 2019 i had a lapse in sanity

what do i post: watch threads and queueing whatever i finish remember when i actually made content 

last thing googled: how to download app not in your country bc i just want uniqlo tw membership but i cannot figure out how to download the app i changed my location and it still wont let me irritated

other blogs: lol absolutely not

do i get asks: when i ask for them uh ha

why i chose my url: the sitcom based on the musical based on the movie created by justin spitzer coming soon to a network on your tv ............. also i live here

following: 75

followers: 225 lol ratio

average hours of sleep: 9+ hours as much as possible i Love my sleep

lucky number: 7??

instruments: oh you know it harp + piano

what am i wearing: sports bra tank top and lounge shorts all grey

dream trip: I WANNA GO EVERYWHERE PLSSS but one ive been thinking about a lot lately is around the east coast during a break bc ill !! actually be on the east coast !!!!!!!! and visit the fried brains and nyc and mutuals there but also ive never been to europe i wanna go esp ireland italy and i wanna go to israel and to japan again and wahhh i love being in motion

favorite food: carbs

nationality: us

favorite song: this is unfair. however. falling into you bridges, no such thing sara bareilles, and so it goes kelli ohara

last book read: harry potter 6 + anne of the island both rereads but i forgot literally everything that happens in the hp books

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: the uk of mhairi mcfarlane’s books, the amy ryan cinematic universe, maraczek’s parfumerie

if you read this you are legally obligated to do it because i said so !

[madefantasy]

— 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔧𝔬𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔨

the courts offer bread and salt to JOANNA of HOUSE STARK. many say that the THREE-AND-TWENTY year old PRINCESS of WINTERFELL is known to be KINDHEARTED and COURAGEOUS though ill tongues whisper that SHE is IMPULSIVE and HEADSTRONG. when her name is uttered , one is reminded of a slip of a girl running about the keep, hair loose & wild from a day’s ride ; a light, slender blade, pale as milkglass, tucked inside a ceder wood trunk ; piles of books cluttered in the corner of her chamber, bearing tales of adventure ; the maw of a she-wolf drawn wide open, revealing sharp teeth and a sharper tongue ; and full, wine red lips curled into a wicked smile. may she be blessed and protected in this war of crowns. ( fc: medalion rahimi )

stats / musing tag / headcannons

among the smallfolk of the north, the true north, there goes a saying “  it takes a village to raise a child  ” — one that holds true for all, including princess joanna. jo was born in the great seat of the north, winterfell, raised by her father’s unwavering sense of honor & by her mother’s grace, by the laundresses that kept her idle hands busy & the cooks that snuck sweets in the pockets of her pinafores, by the grand maester of winterfell & the master at arms that taught her how to use a short (wooden) sword, and by the small army of her siblings & the thick brush of forest they spent hours playing in.

in truth, much of joanna’s adolescence was spent with her falling into some scheme or another, where in which she has tried to pinpoint just exactly how much she could get away with. leaving at dawn and riding around wintertown until twilight was a minimal offense but strolling into state dinners late with muddy skirts and tousled hair would land her with dirty looks and a stern scolding. openly sneaking out of the keep disguised as a boy wasn’t worth the trouble, so she did it in secret. the worst trouble she’d ever gotten into was when she took a dagger and cut her long, thick black tresses just below her ears (the day before her sixteenth name-day no less) simply because she could.

rebellion was simply jo’s nature. the moment something was forbidden to her it then became her heart’s desire. her father always said that her impulsiveness would get her killed. but strange as it was, jo was at peace with that. better to live life than cower from it, she thought.

random headcanons

she’s half dornish (her mother is a martell) and she spent a good chunk of her childhood visiting her cousins in sunspear and at the water gardens near the coast

fairly skilled with both a bow & longsword AND loves pretty dresses and dancing. joanna stark contains multitudes babey!

speaking of swords, jo has had her eye on one of the valeryian steel swords that house stark has ( as of right now, they have three - longclaw, and the two swords taken back from house lannister & reforged to fit the stark #aesthetic better ) and has probably been asking her father for one since her tenth nameday

literally all she wants is to stay in winterfell & be near her family, she’s really not down for the whole political marriage thing and is actively trying to put it off for as long as possible

which is why probably has abt three failed betrothals under her belt as of rn

(it’s bc she’s annoying and drives them all off)

and also bc she’s lowkey a lil bit of a romantic

nope thats wrong she’s HIGHKEY a romantic

don’t tell anyone tho

her direwolf is named black aly ( named after alyssane blackwood ) and yes aly goes just about  everywhere jo goes. much to the chagrin of literally everyone in the palace.

jo snorts when she laughs

i doubt most people close to her call her by her full name (she’s much more used to being called jo) and she’s probably a little surprised whenever she hears it and just kinda *snaps* into princess mode when she hears it

tbh jo is a little self conscious about not being like other nobel ladies ( her sister in particular - wc ) and sometimes wishes that she could just fit

is really great w kids and has fun aunt vibes!

can and will take all of her nieces and nephews on adventures to explore the north, especially without their parents knowing

probably either 1) riding her horse, lady 2) training with winterfell’s master at arms 3) hanging out w with her family 4) sneaking out of the castle to go on *adventures* 5) reading bc it’s too cold to do anything else

is very much into history & loves spending her time reading books abt it

not so much into politics? she’s a very honest (read:blunt) person and has trouble trusting people who play “the game”

she just thinks they’re inherently dishonest and who lies jo is just very >:( at that

she is like. highkey a “true northern” seperatist. like that’s her one main political belief 

character inspirations : lyanna stark (i mean, duh), juliet capulet, alyssanne “black aly” blackwood, seara targaryen, arya stark, eowyn, shieldmaiden of rohan.