#but this one im 👀👀 it seems like EXACTLY my shit

[jiminiepabo]

BTS As Your Best Friends

I was feeling inspired by my BTS As Your Boyfriend series, and I wanted to give yall a cute little friend moment! 💕

Comtains: Fluff, that's about it lmao

This is only with the maknaes, but the others will come soon!

°+~♡~+°

Jungkook-

THIS MAN....

Devious asf 💀💅

He actually will not shut his fucking mouth, bro will call you up at 4 in the morning to talk to you about how his day went

Lowkey invites himself to your place unapologetically

Very juvenile, in a good way. Like sleepovers with snacks and movies and pillow forts

THE GOSSIP KING 👑

And he will fill you in on all the bangtan tea

He's the type to make pinky promises not to tell after he talks hella shit abt someone 💀

Not that he talks hella shit that much, but the occasion that it happens, expect a lot to come out of his mouth.

Very good listener tho, if you actually have an issue, he's gonna be there for you

Definitely tells you way too much about his dating life...

He also falls asleep on you, so get used to it. he's an affectionate bitch, what can he say? And with all the sleepovers yall are having, he can't help it

Okay but tell me why I think he'd love playing hair salon with you 👀

One of his downsides as a friend is that he's a fucking celebrity and has a shit ton of other people to interact with and other places to go

So don't expect too much from the poor guy, he's got a lot on his plate.

Recently we found out that he vapes, so he for sure needs a vape buddy

ALSO

He is SO GOOD at dating advice

Whoever you're into, he will be right there planning your wedding on a pinterest board.

Expect lots of singing in the car

In all, jaykay is fucking hyper but he's a great bestie to have

Taehyung-

Tae is your deep ass convo kinda guy

Like yeah, he's fun asf, but damn he's just built to talk about deep shit with you

If any of these friendships are likely to turn into relationships, it's gonna be with Tae

He just loves love 😭

And honestly, as he should

And I'm not saying that you return the feelings, but you are the one reading a Bts imagine on tumblr... 🤷‍♀️

Besides the fact that he lowkey has a crush on you, you'll probably be at his house more than your own

I can see him just talking and talking for hours on end with his bestie while you chill on the couch with a TV show playing in the background

Probably has a cute nickname for you

Like if you're short, he calls you shorty. And if your cute, he calls you cutie.

IDK MAN IM BAD AT THIS 💀💀💀

But he'll come up with something cute

Your contact name in his phone will probably be something along the lines of "my wife" or "wifey"

Or smth stupid like that just bc he likes you 💀

And he won't tell anyone either, he just unironically talks about you all the time, nothing suspicious 👀

Expect chaos when he's drunk tho

He goes WILD

It's fun though, seeing him being smiley and not contemplating the complexities of life to you

Your man is weird asf but you gotta love him

Jimin-

Someone needs to calm him down and give him a massage or smth

Because when I tell you...

JIMIN IS THE FLIRTIEST HOE EVER

He doesn't even like you, it's just jimin being jimin

Very sweet tho 🥺

He seems kinda awkward about giving advice bc he doesn't know exactly what to say, but he'll listen really good

Also, no offense to jimin, but he's a mess.

He's so caring that he likes someone new every other day istg

And he'll tell you all about it and it's the cutest thing ever watching him have so much love for so many people

May or may not have mid-life crises during the night and come over to drink alcohol and pour his heart out to you

He's a people pleaser so be a good friend and encourage him or compliment him a lot

He will most likely flirt with you in return but it secretly makes him feel reassured so just take one for the team

Probably will give you fashion advice tbh

And he's an icon so you let him do his thing

I think he'd like doing things like drawing or painting or dancing as an activity with you

Like it's fun to do, but it's quiet enough for him to talk about his problems

This is so sad but I feel like he projects a very happy image but he doesn't always feel it inside

He may struggle with self image and dependence on others

So he needs you to be his anchor to hold him down and tell him he'll be alright

And he'll do the same for you, don't worry.

°+~♡~+°

Hope you enjoyed! The hyung line version is coming soon! 💕

My requests are open 😘

[unethicalmorals]

BISHOP😭😭😭 him being scared of getting piercing ouuuu. I like the thought of Bishop maybe being scared of needles in general. They don't really hurt that much but the image of the needle slowly being pushed into his skin gives him a MAJOR ick- even if he looks away he KNOWS that it's happening and he can just barely feel it it makes him so🤢🤢🤢 But hey at least Lucky is there to hold his hand☺️ (and possibly tease him a little bit afterwards)

ALSO MAX REVEAL MAX REVEAL MAX REVEAL MAX---- 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

I'm advocating for Bishop and Max to be green buddies, idk what they're dynamic would be exactly but I definitely think she'd have more of a rebellious streak than him💚💚

Also 👁👁👁👁 are those Trans colors I am seeing on Oranges shoulder👀👀👀👀 staring very hard rn

ROBIN'S SO MUCH TALLER THAN WRENCH OUOUIIII Robin and her pathetic tiny husband🧡🩶🧡🩶🧡 I know it's not accurate to their Canon heights but the thought of Robin being a tall queen makes me happy

Also hehe hoho haha I've been thinking of Catboy Bishop and Dogboy Lucky a whole lot recently :3 I wanna try and list off what sort of hybrids I think some characters would be 👉🏽👈🏽

Bishop is just a cat tbh. I can't think of any breeds I'd specifically assign him, so he's just a yellow cat. Definitely a short-haired one, I think he'd have tabby patterns on his tail :3 Honestly Bishop would probably be something else entirely but godamnit my brain has been thinking of animal hybrid au for the crew SOLELY because of the catboy Bishop and dogboy Lucky comment I made a while back.... I need to stay faithful to MYSELF

Lucky took a while for me to pick, at first I wanted him to be a golden retriever specifically I wanted him to have floppy ears. Then I remembered lucky isn't blonde, so I considered him being a German Shephard instead, then a golden retriever/German Shephard mix breed, then a beagle, then a beagle/German Shephard mix, then I finally landed on Shiba inu solely because I wanted him to have a cute curly tail😊😊😊 maybe he can still be mixed with a German Shephard, no reason other than it feels right (for the fluff au at least)

I think it would be really easy to make Captain a wolf- which is why I'm NOT DOING THAT ACTUALLY‼️‼️‼️‼️ I like the thought of Captain being a hawk, specifically a ferruginous hawk cuz that's the largest species :3 (can you imagine how wide captains wingspan is going to be in order to support all of him?! He could never spread his wings while in any building- he would knock everything over! Im suprised he can even close his wings in the first place‼️‼️)

Wrench and Pink are kinda stumping me but hmmmmmmmmm

I kinda want to say Rat for Wrench, but Rats are little sweethearts who love cuddles and affection🥺🥺🥺 they love companionship, and wrench is a little annoying freak (affectionate) (derogatory) (I will get him)

Oh god wait Wrench could be a ferret, a decrepit little ferret. Ferrets have the tinny little shit energy that Wrench has omg

Pink............ hmmmmmmmmm....... thinking about his death fascination...... I wanna say Vulture maybe but ehhhhh there's already 3 characters I think of as avians...... HYENA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HYENA PINK ACTUALLY GRRRRR MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE FUCK YEEAAHHH

Dove, Robin, and Rabbit are all really easy picks cuz. Well.

Despite not knowing too much on Max when I saw her design reveal I immediately thought of a Crocodile or Alligator. Bit sure why, maybe it's cuz of the green, or the side shave reminding me of Montgomery Gator, but either way she's a big ole reptile to me (Leaning more on Crocodile than Gator)

I don't know what to think of Captain 1.0 yet or the color trio, though Yellow seems vaugely dogish to me...... or maybe a moth? I could see yellow as a moth, have you seen those pretty Moths with the yellow bodies and pink legs? Gorgeous🩷💛

Ohhh,, poor Bishop 🥺 (Loving the needle idea so much!!) He's not one for sharp objects or things piercing his skin like that,,, Maybe that has something to do with the scars on his face 🤔😉

YESS!!!! MAX REVEAL!!! She's a very cool lady~! 💚😌 I can't wait till we get to see her and Cap 1.0 return in the fic!!

I wont say too much but I think she will appreciate Bishop taking care of Lucky! ^^

👁👁 yes 👁👁 I've had the idea for Orange that she's trans since I first thought of her but I didn't really know how to go about incorporating that without just shoving it in people's faces 😅😅😅 So now she just has a pretty tattoo sleeve on her left :)

Robin and her pathetic ahh Wrench-- Maybe we can make Robin 6'4, as a treat, y'know? 😌 It's what she deserves after being murked in chapter 1

This is what Wrench thinks he looks like but we all know,,, we all know he ain't that good 😔

ALSO- ANOTHER AU? 👀👀👀 Omg,,, 🥺

Love those ideas so much!!

Captain - Hawk! Bishop - Cat Pink - Hyena Wrench - ferret Rabbit - rabbit (floppy eared) :3 Dove - dove :3 Lucky - PUPPY - Purple - sheep Orange - rat Yellow - moff! - Cap - seagull Max - croc Robin - robin :3

heheheh just little guys

Here's a bonus Jay aka the dead crewmate Lucky replaced (courtesy of Porsha who jumped on the idea of them being annoying af) Since I took so long,,😅

[ryttu3k]

Astarion currently being like.

Sex = 😶

Post-coital cuddling, hair-petting, and non-sexual intimacy = 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

746 for the day. 9,046 total.

Session quote:

Later, then. He comes back to himself slowly, comfortable even in a bed that's not exactly made for three, so gloriously warm. His head is pillowed on Karlach's shoulder, one arm slung across her middle, one leg hooked around hers, and he can feel the heat radiating off her, chasing the chill from his limbs. She's stroking his hair, one hand carding through his curls. Astarion sighs, softly, and buries his face further into her shoulder; she chuckles. "Look at you," she teases gently, all the explosive heat faded to a calm simmer. "If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were about to start purring." He smiles. "Truly my greatest secret, my dear. I'm actually a house cat polymorphed into a stunningly beautiful vampire elf." "You did seem to be getting on suspiciously well with the one downstairs," Wyll says from Karlach's other side. "The little wrinkly hairless one that looks like a ballbag?" "His name," Astarion sniffs, "Is 'His Majesty'."

[definitelynotshouting]

I just binged your entire hunger au tag, haven’t yet read the rough draft (that’s for tomorrow bc it is currently almost 1am) and I gotta say I’m loving it. Loving the worldbuilding behind Players vs Watchers vs Listeners etc, and how the code ties everything together.

Some small questions: do you know which of our Hermits were born vs spawned?? I feel like all those who have been around since Alpha days, like Iskall, definitely should be spawned, but I’m wondering if you’d consider any of them born instead??

Do we have anyone we know who are in a symbiotic relationship with the Listeners? My first thought was Martyn and Jimmy… anyone else? Any Hermits?

Anything more you can explain about Zedaph in this AU? You mentioned some interesting interactions with Grian 👀👀👀. Zedaph my beloved haha.

Thanks for sharing this wonderful au, I had a great time scrolling the tag!!

It's been a few days since you sent this so i hope you enjoyed the rough draft's first chapter if you ended up reading it!! :D thank you so much for the kind words, im really glad people are liking this!! The worldbuilding is honestly so funny to me, half of this shit isnt even going to make it into the fic beyond maybe one or two throwaway lines 😭😭😭😭 but honestly its been SO FUN to sit here and think about what this world looks like in my own interpretation, i dont think i could stop at this point even if i tried

Ooooh lets see.... its honestly more rare for a Player to be born than it is for a Player to be spawned, so the list of Hermits who were born is pretty small. I think Joe is one of them. That just seems to be the vibes i think. Im honestly not sure about the rest of them though, i'll have to think about it!!

Martyn is absolutely host to a Listener. Jimmy im not so sure 🤔 but its a distinct possibility. No hermits are Listener hosts, though-- not yet, at least. I have a few nebulous ideas im churning around tho >:]

Zedaph is taking point in this au with Doc to figure out ALL there is to figure out about Watchers!! He's super curious and intrigued about them just for the sake of the knowledge itself, and the science of it, and im kinda in love with the idea of Zedaph being the one who starts really learning exactly how Grian navigates the world and why he does the things he does. Zedaph the beloved indeed<3

Im glad you enjoyed scrolling through the tag!! Ive answered a few more asks now, so there should be more material to look through if you havent glanced at it already!! :D

[the-official-account]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THERE'S A NEW EPISODE HERE'S 26 LIVEBLOG BABEEEEYYYY

my podcatcher is cool and great and open source and ad free and all that shit but I haven't set up my notifications good and because this is my first episode as they come out (my inner fanatic is all grown up) im not used to the schedule but HHHASD;LPIG AHIP'LSF AG THE WAY I SCREEEEEAMED AND ACTUALLY DANCED FOR JOY HERE WE GO!!!!!

oh opening music my beloved. Oh shit I got so obsessed with Blorbos I briefly forgot exactly where we are in the story. Coping mechanism (slash joking slash lighthearted) im 👀👀👀👀 very hyped bery concerned

"you need to be making eye contact to be frozen" means it's vry easy to free spar!!! ahhh so they somehow duplicated the pendants....or found more??

BACKUP THINGS 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 IM ON DESKTOP AND I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE EMOJI COPIED TO MY CLIPBOARD AT AT TIME ASJKDLHFASDFH

also the title of this episode is making me excited

Ila's stress about spar's condition is such a mood

THIS TELEKENISIS NECKLACE THING IS SO BANGER.

ooh. oof. this drive. CRIT?????? NICE FUCK. WHEW.

SUUCESSED THE FUCK OUTA THAT.

Voracity fucking sucks sorry about your lineage bestie i do hope you die though

SPAR BALANCED HALWAYD ON A CATWALK, FROZEN, SNUGGLED UP TO AN AWFUL AWFUL VAMPIRIC ASSHOLE UHHHH

......that joker.

OH I FORGOT VELLUM CAN TELEPORT FOR A SEC with the power of looking INCREDIBLY sexy. I like this plan I'm feeling good about this plan

Jordan's clearly plotting some shit and i am HERE for it

"normally you are not conscious during it" NORMALLY???

Spar depersonalization crash course. OH WAIT NO SPAR STEVEN UNIVERSE MOMENTS. IM OBSESSED????

viscious spar.....hmmm......im making a face it's not a great face LASDFALHFAHS

I love that spar's first thing is to just get the gist of what he's got going on <3 LJSADFLKJAHSDJFKHASD HE GOES TO VELLUM A;LKSDFLJSHDFLJSADGFLJSHADFKAHSDFKLASDF SCOOBY DOO ASS LOVE BIRDS

Oh shit is Vellum gonna think spar is fucking dead???? VORACITY GOES TOPPLING WHICH IS HILARIOUS BUT SPAR TOO??????? HOLY SHIT????? LMAO????

we are thirteen minutes in.

IF YOU DIE IN YOUR BODY YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE ALKSDJF;LAKSDJFASKLD;FJALSDFJ

Essay protesting Voracity's stats is such a mood. What if...what if ya jus didn???

As spooky as this whole situation is, the mental image of spar having royallllly biffed it is sending me

Okay when I was very young, I used to play chess with a younger sibling of mine. And I did this thing where I would just take one rook and systematically go around capturing all their pawns because they didn't know how to protect them, while just kinda giggling. And that's the energy ipswitch is bringing right now, tkaing out all their backup.

EIGHT FUCKING CARDS

AD;ISFLG;ALKDSGASLDFK RING TOSS SITIONATION wasn't jakub with ipswitch? or going to him? and yeahhhh lunevella is an important ally.

Diamond? friend? mmmmmmmmmmmmnahhhh

YEAH LUNAVELLA!!!! MASSIVE WITCH LADY COME IN CLUTCH!

nooo fuck PLEASE dont make it diamond please please please LUNEVELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lesbiamb...YEAS

I forget what beloved does but mechanical nonsense is my favorite

NO SUCESSES ONE JOKER there are not emojis on this computer that describe...you know that one image of the hot cook guy from Queer eye looking traumatized? that.

"I'm having fun being a useless ghost boy" VALID i am also having fun. sometimes in a ttrpg you just wanna be/add to the problem for a bit!!! And that's ok

Voracity being pissed about being launched off the catwalk is SO Funny.

"so I could accomplish my goal without violence" BITCH YOU THREATENED TO MURDER SEVREAL-----FJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO NO NO VORACITY ISNT ALLOWED TO CRIT LEAVE VELLUM ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!

oh shit but vellum's turn now.......kick them back off!!!!!! asjdhfakjsdhfasdkflakdhf

TAEKWONDO!! switching instantly for a drive does seem like a good balance I like that mechanic

god I love my gay rule-abiding detectives who for some reason keep trying to fight the ONE being that EVERY rule is like don't fucking fight for the love of god do not fight them for the LOVE OF

"I imagine that vellum gets a cat stance, which is like an L stance" i know there is more informaiton here but my brain has already shifted into the "someone i know is talking about something they love and i understand very little of what's happening here but I'm just excited to listen" mode. But no i do need to know what cat stance is because this is so art in my brain. ill look it up later.

im so *chinhands*

OOOOOH BUT THIS DESCRIPTION IS SO GOOD i CAN SEE IT IN MY BRAIN SO WELL OOOOHAS;DFHKLASEHFASKDFHA VELLUM IS SO COOL

there are no ascii emojis for doing a silly stupid little happy stim but that's what's happening

oh shit luna can fly!

Lune deserves to be condescending to her enemies, she's dealt with so much bullshit.

Ooof we have the AA and now the bramble guard with MOTORCYCLES????? ugh!!! organizations!!!!! Lore!!!!!!!! im swooning. there is nothing sexier in my mind that good worldbuilding

tatiana related plans but not htis episode 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀????

yeah lmao fuck diamond.

okay but in my brain Desdemona was suuuuuuper pretty. Oh no!!! Don't make her endearing!!!!!!!

(sweetly) "So uhhh, people of cindershore as you can see....we have the people of theee passion fruit festival held hostage <3"

THEY WANTED TO DO THIS NON VIOLENTLY god fuck i hate fucking misinformation goddamn.

"side with crystallis of againse you own wellbeing" bestie how is that fucking nonviolent?????

"get your gummy jello fingies in here" hello i am uncomfortablleeee AHSDL;FHASDFHADJSFLHAKDSFJH

TERRORIST TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

I like to imagine that Kit's comments was ipswitch being genuinely helpful

oh god. there was a SPLIT second moment when my entirely world lit up with the GLEE that was Voracity biffing it off the catwalk again.

vellum pulls them...up? NOOO I MEAN THATS SMART BUT AHHHHH IM STAKING THE PROTAGONISTS LIKE A MIRACA (how the FUCK do you spell this im pretty sure i knew that) STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY AHHHHHHHHHH

i swear to GOD the host have an uncanny ability to say the joke i was thinking and I think we've just all got the same internet brain rot. my FIRST thought here was "None successes? left beef." and there we go. no funny left for the rest of us.

oooh what's jakub up to

WITCH TIME WITCH TIME WITCH TIME

"leave diamond where they are" you know, cause fuck em.

LUNA VELLA COMING IN FRIGGGGGING CLUTCH.

"Lunavella casts a spell that was taught to her by tara. Lunavella later taught it to jasper, who used it to talk to a god at a very crucial time"

the VOLUME at which i just sais "HUH?????" is IMMENSE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? HELLP???? NO DONT MOVE ON HELLO??? HI! hIS I HAVE QUESTIONS?

Did jasper do the untethering???? Did jasper PERSONALLY speak to mommy magic???? Is that was Tara did to sacrifice her connection to magic for Merim & Josepha's freedom????? what...what does this mean....

SHE'S TALKING TO KRONOSAVA SHE CALLED THIS RELIC'S FUCKING PARENT. SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO THE MANAGER. AJSHDFAJSHDFLKAJSHDF

An animatronic giant....HMMMMMM

okay but what is the triple threat if not just a small, minimalist mech suit?

"oh i do like information" "I know!!! Me to!!!" Oh my god they're suchhhh fucking nerds i fucking love them HASKLDJHFASDHFAKDJLFH GET ME TO A CLOSET.

AND JAKUB BLUSHES. AND OF COURSE IPSWITCH DOESN'T NOTICE CAUSE ITS IPSWITCH. THIS IS CUTE AS FUCK

I WANNA TRY TO POSSESS VORACITY Spar has been a ghost for like 2 minutes, and he was already like "When in rome!!!"

Kronosava manifests as a NINE FOOT TALL CLOCKWORK PERSON WITH MANY CLOCK FACES OF IMPOSSIBLE GEOMETRY????? COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL FUCKING RAD RAD RAD

Spar's ALONE with the TIME GOD al;jsdflkasdjfasdjlf

he did NOT just introduce himself....holllly shit lmaooo. "those who may be frozen by my eye are unworthy by my sight" oh so Spar is like. Time daddy's favorite blorbo. This makes sense to me. or maybe somewhat.

KRONOS SAY YALL KINDA SUCK SO I MADE YA DIE, CAUSE FUCK EM

Spar is NOT fucking out logicing this GOD im So here for this. fuck em up bestie FUCK EM UP!!!!!!

imagine your last name being considered by the GOD OF TIME now that's what I call clout.

"relative innocence" yeahhhhh. peace and lvoe on the planet earth, but emphasis on "on the planet earth"

Mayor lipton is the mayor of cindershore.

Okay I understanbd this scene im loving the vibes but MERIM FELSPAR THE SECOND IS NOOOOOTTTTT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM MR. TIME DADDY!!! He can't awnser for the crime and bigroties of Extra #8 and 13

YOU MAKE A GODDEX CHUCKLE that line will be living in my brain as something that can be so symbolism

I....I...I don't like this. wow i HATE how fast spar just traded off year of his fucking life span noooooo. fuck. fuck. fuckity fuck fuck fuck im in distress. ughhhhhh spar being spar.......I will have thoughts but first I need to sigh a lot ......Ugh.

but also fuck the gods im not vibing with this barter situation. is it good for the plot YES is deicide always an aspiration of mine also yes

"it feels like licking a battery with your hand' oooh mental sensory imaginings not good but very very cool

Like sourpatch kids watermelon flavor colorscheme.

*sadly, with hesitation* midtro dance midtro dance....

guhhhh spar....Spar why. Like I understand the choice but that was SO fast. HE DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT AND THAT'S WHAT I --UGHHHHHH

happy late birthday to essay!

ESSAY PLEASE STOP ASTRALLY PROJECTING PLACES ALSDFL;ASHFDLASHDFLKASF

Spar is a snacker and habituatally hands people snacks to keep them sustained.

God yall are just begging for me to write a communion (slash literary term related to chrstian, not christian practice itself. for as much as i say the words lord and god i like barely know who jesus is) fic....soon my toils will be over and my backlog will sing so my like the sirens lulling me away from an approaching storm, so instead my hyperfixation can crash violently upon the rocks and. it. will. be. GLORIOUS.

VELLUM WON A LEETLE KEETY <3<3<3

KIT CAME OUT SWINGING WITH THIS????? ....HUH????? BESTLJHAS;DIFHASDHFASJDFALKDSFKJASF. KIT SAID "IPSWITCH LOOKS AT SOME GAY SHIT END OF SENTENCE" IM DEAD. Im just imaginging Jakub looking at the performers, and at ipswitch, and at the performers, and in his head he's like "why does he look contemplative?"

Xbala, hilde, grey, anya play shoots and ladders at the safe house while knowing Spar, Vellum, ip, Jakub, and Luna are risking their lives fighitng voracity....that was me typing for speed but "Ip" as a nickname is really cute imo.

*much more enthusiatic end of midtro dance*

ILA I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD NEWS. DODGE IS ONE. AH. OH NO. HHHHH.

i made i sound like ID been bitten. Voracity. Rancid bestie, what if we like....didnt...

LIASDFASDJFASDF VELLUM'S BLOOD TASTES WIERD?????

*A deep sigh as I realize by having Beloved as a ultimate Vellum is, in fact, another self-sacrificial blorbo for the lot.*

Oh fuck he's so determined and valliant but i want him to STOP.

People should be reinvigorating and spar should be around soon??? im....spoooked. I know being unconcious isn't the end of the world though....

I think some of the gumw as given to Anya and may not have ever been returned? Which i only mention as a brief note for efforts and because these eps are recorded long ahead of time: i aint a snitch

spar to the recsue <3 <3 <3 king I'm imagining spar like Baseball-sliding in, swinging the sword like he's going to a home run, in slow motion. It's VERY cool.

SPAR IS AJUDSHLKJSAHGFKLJSADFGHAS THIS IS FO FUNNY I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

OHHHHH JUST ONE SHORT.

OH. OH SHIT. OH. PLEASE FLIP GOOD OH MY GOD. ID WOULD BE SCREAMING BUT IF I START SCREAMING i CAN'T HEAR.

AHHHHH;LFRGHA jumped so hard I pulled my chair up off the floor and keysmashed irrespocibly enough to put my compter to sleep. I'm SO normal.

The Animaation of this that exists in my brain through. Vellum gets bitten and Voracity reals back enough for you to see, between their faces, spar sprinting towards them reaching for his sword. The Camera whips to a side angle for spar's baseball swing. Slice! Spray of blood as vellum gets up a bit. Shot from below spar's chin to show his determined face and the long line of his arm and Bang! Bang! They all drop until his gun clicks empty. As there's a zoom in on the bat going for the window. One last bang and as Spar looks down the Camera does too, to show Vellym propped up on one arm holding His derringer high for a beat before his arms fall when he slumps in relief and he just smiles as ash rains down around them. Spar falls to his knees, and vellum slides over to kiss him...augh. AUGH!

Spar with a subtle scar over his hear that after 26 is raised and more obvious. For you know. Eventual shiftless art that WILL happen

Oh shit Jakub's getting a fucking promotion, huh?

LKJUAHSFGKJAHSKDFAHSDFKLASD IPSWITCH FINDS TERRORISM TAX FRAUD EVIDENCE I LOOOVE THAT FOR HIM OH MY GODDD <3.

Okay but Jakub being attracted to that is SO dorky and i love them and they're such sillyy guyssss. IPSWITH STARTLES.

"i have one more thing to end on!" [the episode has twnety minutes left]

Governor thorn middle ages. violet haired. carries a spear. CLEARLY need to pack her ass up and fuck off before she messes with Hilde, Anya, Grey and Xbala. I was only gonna mention my favoirites out of that grpup but not yeah they're all good. So throne need to like. go. I don't trust this.

"What's this about? how do you know where this is?" GOOD QUESTIONS.

FUCK. OFF. UNDER ARREST FOR WHAT. BITCH?

NO. NO. YOU DONT GET TO FUCKING END CREDITS MUSIC AFTER THAT FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. WHAT. WHAT?

What.

i HEARD KEVIN AND I ACTUALLY GASPED. ITS MY FAVORITE CRINGEFAIL KING!!!!

CATBOY ASCE!!!!!!

OH WAIT im realizing....If SUITS has been abolished that Spar did retire after all, huh? Huh. Good for not having to report info about clovenheart. BAD news for whatever the fuck is happening to jack. Interesting news for Vellum's blood theirvery theories. And damn, I just sort of assumed Mayor Thorne was just like...Good Guy(TM) until....well until chapter 3 of tempest and teapots yesterday. God i love stories where things only get bigger. crunchy as hell.

THEY HAVE TO BOTH WEAR HIS CLOTHES STACKED ASJLDFALSDJFADF

I'm in love with Asce's himbo ass, he should NOT be enabling this and YET.

Iris has jury duty and then she's getting a massage and then she's going to therapy and then doing her therapy homework: considering new employment.

DOES CASEDYWM FUCKING STICK THEM IN HIS ACTUAL POCKET??????? OH NO.

ARE THEY JUST GONNA KEEP THE PIXIES IN HIS POCKET THE WHOLE TIME?

"I just need to know whose on top and whose...whose...whose the legs" Ah, when nature denies us our low hanging fruit

oh god I hope asce is left handed because otherwise Caedyn';s hand is occupied and Asce only has access to his non dominant hand

SDLFASDFAJSDFLASDF "I DONT KNOW HOW IT HELPS BIT I WANT IT"

"IS CADEWYN'S noSE PIECED" "IT IS NOW"

ASDKJFA;LSDJFASDF FUCK

added together they look like a great mintaur, yeah!! If someone shakes their head back and forth very fast

peer pressure confusion...sweet jesus.

JSADLFJALKDSFJAS just look abnormnal and blend in!!! This stratedgy would work in many of my social circles to be fair.

Not CALHOUN (just finished reading the 1619 project, that's the last name of the probably most cartoonishly evil & racist person in that entire book. Which, if anything, makes this mor funny for me

HE GIVES CADEWYN MORE ALCOHOL. NOOOO LMAOOOOOO

A BRILLIANT TACTICAL PLAY YOU'RE NOT HIGH LEVEL ENOUGH TO GET FULL DETAILS ON.

I was gonna make a joke about xbala getting arrested in the background but then it hit me: anya is a defense lawyer. A defense lawywer who already fucking hates Thorn. A defense lawyer who already hates thorn who has made up with spar and befriended Xbala and in all likelyhood has the support of the Harrington's behind her. She might. She might fuck it up. Take no prisoners, but like, the opposite way that's usually meant. still just as fuckign rad tho. my brain is turning. rotating like a microwave plate. mmmmmmmmm.

That scene was so funny though. cherry on top of a wonderful episode. i have...i have things to consider.

@threeheartscast @citrusandsalt @ilaalexei

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

for the ask game: 🎢 ✨ 🎶 💖 👀 🤩 ✅

I'm gonna put these under a cut, because it's getting.. very long XD

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

Um..? Probably my current half published project, because I didn't expect it to.. blow up? and now it has almost 2k hits and im kinda staring at it in fear cuz holy hell thats a lotta people. I also discovered some things about myself while in the process of writing, and realized that I enjoy reading what I have written. So that one :)

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

I love reading my dialogue. I think its really funny at times, or just hits very well whenever I get their voices right. I also like the pacing of my writing, because its exactly like what I prefer to read, but it's still attention grabbing.

💖 What made you start writing?

Aru actually. They were talking about a lot of stories I think, and I only liked writing in class because they always got so excited about it. I'm the reason they started writing fic though, which is hilarious to me. I started writing fanfics because I wanted to see more of a specific au, and then a pairing, and then because I wanted to write something without figuring out characters. Its kinda funny thinking back on it XD

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

Mkay i've talked enough about "Alone?" so I'm gonna talk about the spectators au! Basically, I'm playing with minecraft mechanics and worldbuilding, and having the viewers or stream chat be in the fic as little floating incorporeal creatures that like to hang around the players. They don't usually venture into single player worlds or hardcore worlds, but they do hang out in hubs, servers, and event hosting worlds. (Ex., hermitcraft, hypixel, and MCC respectively)

This fic focuses on two players (streamers) Oli (TheOrionSound) and Joe Hills ("from nashville tennessee" /ref) and their interactions. Context is, they're both weirdos and I love them and they couldn't "out weird" the other during the massive crossover event a few months ago.

Joe's chat is a bunch of cats (quiet, regal seeming outside, but chaotic little shits on the inside) and Oli's chat is a flock of magpies (loud, chaotic, gift giving, but also friendly and curious, and generally energetic).

I just want them to fall in love and for their chats to hang out together /hj

(there is nothing beyond worldbuilding details written yet XD)

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

My favorite right now is probably Scar (GoodTimesWithScar) or Great Witch Shelby (Shubble in s2 of Empires), because they both have such distinct voices that I can mimic easily and they've got very interesting relationships with themselves, their setting, and other people.

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

Angst XD (/j) In all honesty, probably self doubt, or some sort of anxiety.

[j-esbian]

god y’all are really gonna make me watch the gay pirate show aren’t you

[pinkpicket]

What will life be like this summer?

As u can tell by the pictures, none of us are mentally stable 🥰 so yay hopefully this summer wont suck so if u wanna know choose, I guess?

Pile 1 / pile 2 / pile 3 / pile 4

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Pile 1

Ok soooo summer will start off very good with lots of strength and just motivation in general as it progresses it gets even better ( u got the lovers sooo 👀) i see a relationship or situationship blooming it's like going out and meeting new people. It's all fun and games until it's not. U see u probably have commitment issues and this won't just disappear and get resolved over summer so u kinda will fuck up this relationship. It's like u wanting or deciding to leave for some reason but also not even being committed EVEN to that ( like breaking up and making up every other week) not to scare u but i get jules and rue vibes from euphoria from this reading and I actually see u as jules. Another thing i see is not having money like being broke and shit which if u r a teen that make sense so dont worry, that doesnt seem to be the main focus here rather the main focus is partying, lots of laugh, messing around and fucking up.

Pile 2

Broke.

Lmaooooo okay wait i swear this is not it. So beside financially struggling I actually see u having lots of fun like partying( if ur an introvert maybe just hanging out with with ur close friend(s)) and shit. I don't actually see u having any plans or even if u do have plans u won't actually work on them lmaoo which is totally okay, u know it's summer it's not meant to be strict, ur just meant to do whatever u feel like. Buttt noww this is a big but bc shit kinda gets complicated u see u will be lied to ( this can even be u deceiving urself) almost like there's no clarity like something is holding u back from seeing the truth, now whatever this is ( whether it's someone else or urself that wrongs u ) u wont get justice for it. They'll get away with it. *** i have a reading on "what to do about the situation at hand" or something like that, go through my acc see if u can find it and save it up for future reference when u encounter that said situation i talked about bc that will actually have ur answer***

Pile 3

Not to be pessimistic but this is the most negative pile until now. Soo if u dont wanna read just leave it.

Ok so onto the real shit, u seem to have a choice to make, to be exact it's between two things that u will very much not be able to balance both together, and that's the exact reason why u must choose. But i must warn u, keep ur expectations as low as possible bc i can see u thinking u have the clarity to choose the right option but i dont see a right option here. It's like choosing between two things when u want both of them. There's no winner here. So go with whatever u want to but don't expect much.

Pile 4

This is the messy pile lol. A lot seems to be going on first of two people will offer u something ( i see it as relationships). Guy number 1 is young and boyish, it's like someone not exactly playful but he's very cheesy like he dont seem to be ur type whatsoever and he genuinely seems to have good intentions. Guy number 2 on the other hands i dont really good vibes like he seems sneaky and shit ( i see a toxic cancer now if u know anything about cancer guys u would know what im talking about).

Now how exactly will u respond to each of them? Well for number 1 lmaoo u aint gonna really like him like u seem very closed off toward him so nah this one is a no from u. While for the 2nd guy ya that wont work too, u know why? I see a lot of reasons for one he seems like a cheater and u can tell, he's also manipulative and u see that too, rude af, malicious so let's just say he's not the best person. So u be getting love offers and u will probably refuse them all and honestly good for u bc one is boring as hell the other is just toxic.

Ps. Im referring to the "love interests" as guys bc I literally see them as guys

So follow me so we cry together this summer 😍😍 yay 😝

[metoright]

Could you do an MC who is like Komi from Komi can't communicate

Komi-san in the devildom..

your doomed .. first of all YES and second why didnt i think of this like-?? omg I luv u 💝 thank you anon and enjoy😭

summary: you being god dam pretty/handsome/beautiful or whatever youd like 👁 and a verry unintelligible introvert

characters : brothers , im also doing the undatables^^

warnings: introverts?? 😅 some swears please click off if your not comfortable ok 👀? oh plus no spell check.. a bit of yandre mentions in mammons part 👁

prounouns : gender neutral ( if i make a mistake please tell me 😅)

Lucifer

his thoughts at first when he met you was that you were very pretty/handsome but.. if you had an ugly soul then all of that beauty would have gone to waste.. truly but when he looked at you he noticed how you acted much like a cat... a scared one for sure.

After diavolo introduced himself he also introduced his brothers and himself but he realized how you didn't speak.. it wasn't written in your file that you were mute...

had the shock made you mute???

was that possible for humans..

luckily satan stepped forward and realized he had read about something called "selective mute" to that you apparently nodded a bulb had been set off in his head he gave you a paper and pen he had on the student council meeting table and gave it to you you wrote quickly but elegantly all while looking beautiful while doing it truly his brothers were gaping but he payed them no mind

as you wrote on the paper " can I go back home after ? "

polite thats what your personality appeared to Lucifer.. at least your soul didn't look tainted or had too much pride as he knows pride can make even the prettiest people ugly..

after a while he realises you want to make friends by looking at the way your eyes slowly drift over people who talk with others and seem like they are having fun like a longing...

well that wouldnt be a problem if youd like to communicate but it seemed that you had a bit more scary appearance when you talked to people..

were all humans this peculiar?

the first time you slowly spoke infront of his brothers he swears he saw heart eyes coming out of their eyes..

were these people really his brothers??

but ..

he willl admit his heart did skip a beat aswell hearing your voice the first time 😌

truly after all the incidents that took place through the first few months you still remained quite and kind but...

asmo,solomon and satan had a mission ..

to get you to be able to make friends with atleast 10 people (ironic)

but..

lucifer had high expectations from them after all they were his brothers (not solomon he dosent expect shit from him-)

" this will be a interesting year.. wont it mc"

Mammon

are all humans like this..?

his first thoughts were why would somone like you want to be mute ??

let alone Someone that pretty/handsome??

it just couldn't be understood by him..

not that he understood alot but..

you made him flustered just by looking at him

"eh dont look at me like that im sorry I asked for 'ya wallet alright-"

the way you looked at him staring so intensely made him a bit scared of you like..

you were just too cool like a hero 🙇👑

little did he know you were just scared

oh my but over time you slowly comforted to him since he always protected you even though he acted like it was a chore to just talk to you..

he was lying.

talking to ya made his day night and century if anything

but a few weeks back before lucifer made a meeting on helping you make friends..

no way-!

he was the only friend who is worthy of mc's friendship he wont allow it-!

it ended up happening.

"dammit whyd ya need any more friends ya got the great mammon hes worth a hundred of 'em dumb lesser demons?"

jealous little puppy arent ya ^^

the first time you spoke infront of him and his brothers oh dear yknow that meme were the eyballs go out of the socket??

ya he llooked like that meme exactly.

cue dissapointed lucifer-

hes was so flusrterd 'cause ya know you looked so cute/hot/ whatever youd like but he was also jealous cause he should have been the only one to have heard that voice like why should his brothers deserve to hear it too!

"ehhh! why are ya speaking here infront of my brothers 'ya should only let the great mammon hear it!"

a/n: im sorry im gonna do the next part with all of the brothers haha-

also omfg barbatos song is so good💀

[yandere-plague]

if you do decide to write for the wolf among us 📮 how about bigby crushing on a low level criminal in the area? like maybe hes determined to make them change for the good, or keep them in line 👀👀

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD amogus

Apologies for the wait, hopefully this is good :)

(Yandere Bigby)

(General headcannons + Oneshot)

You're a fucking what?

Oh come on! Thievery? Honestly he doesn't even know why he's attracted to you in the first place.

All that he knows is that he wants you safe.

He'll try and 'fix' you, making you be some sort of his assistant. Forcing you to be with him most of the time to 'do your job' and to be with him, such a coincidence huh.

(Basically you are with him so long that you literally have no time to steal)

Sorry this is bad I had ideas that I forgor-

Bonus oneshot hell yeah!

This place is a real shit-show. Prostitution, thievery, garbage (literally), murder and so much more I could go on and on...

Anyone who isn't a 'famous' Fables character is considered an outsider who lives in the shadows of Fabletown.

Not as if we have a choice really. The famous just keep on living the riches while us just carry on living the fairytale life, so to speak.

It gets to the point that any mistake, even the rich, can make you instantly drop to the bottom.

Like for example, The Little Mermaid. She's a stripper now.

But one guy is definitely hanging by a thread, or should I say... claw.

The Trip Trap bar, one of the last places not totally corrupt. Sure the people in there are dodgy as shit but who hasn't committed a fair share of crimes.

We have a deputy sherif. Calls himself Bigby or whatever. The asshole only seems to care about the 'rich' like himself rather than literally anyone else not matter how long you report it for.

The clacking of boots snapped me out of my daze, I turned towards the door.

Oh. How fucking cliché, its the Big Bad Wolf himself.

I rolled my eyes and stared back at my drink.

What the hell is he doing here, shouldn't he be solving "important" crimes?

He walked up to the counter as Holly glared holes into him.

"Just give me a (whatever the fuck drink) please, I'm not looking for any trouble." He sat next to me, I mean, the bar is small. But there are plenty seats anywhere else...

"You drink that shit too?" I muffled a laugh, looking at him as I downed the rest of it. Normally I'd stay silent or make a witty comment. But im either wasted or tired.

He chucked, looking towards me.

"I don't, but I needed to get your attention somehow." He grinned, his human teeth despite being hidden behind the Glamor, still looks peculiar.

The smile on my face faded as nervous-ness clouded in, why does he want to see me? I could have sworn I kept a low profile, only stealing during the day while people were at work ect ect.

"For what?" I reach into my pocket and feel my Glamor, It was a habit.

I'm surprised how he didn't move an inch even after I shoved my hand in my pocket.

"You know exactly why I'm here." He took a sip of his drink, grimacing.

"Maybe, that depends on what's going to happen. Sherif." I decided to be cocky, why not.

"You wanna bother my customers? Then get the hell out." Holly finally spoke up, thank god.

"We're just having a talk, arn't we?" He glanced at me and did a forced smile.

"Lets talk. Outside." I gritted my teeth, I wanted to kill him, but I didn't want to start drama all over again.

"Alright." We stood up, I walked towards the door, glaring back and noticing him folding out invisible wrinkles in his clothes.

I raised an eyebrow "what the hell are you doing? Delaying this is going to piss me off more Bigby."

He walked passed me, not saying a word and opening the door, gesturing me to go first.

"Like a proper gentleman!" I mocked rolling my eyes, the humor making the situation a bit lighter than it is.

We got outside, the sky bright orange which was surprising. What time is it?

"So..."

I leaned against the wall, glaring at him.

"Why do this?" He shrugged, being honest.

Isn't it obvious? Dickhead.

"Fuck, Bigby! It was either stealing or being sent to the Farm! You have no idea how hard it is to afford a glamor-"

He pushed me to the floor, digging his 'fingers' into me.

"Listen here, thievery is for low lives, cowards. You got a Glamor now. You can STOP."

"Oh? So stealing to get a Glamor is okay?"

"Ugh, you know what I mean."

"No, I really don't."

His claws wrapped around my neck, my Glamor thankfully hitting the floor. Breaking instantly.

My body glowed a bright green, feeling my body morph instantly.

I strained and scratched at his hands, I felt alot stronger.

I feel lightheaded, no no no! This can't be happening! Its impossible!

My eyes fell heavy, keeping them up is getting hard, this can't be it! I can't die like this!

His claws now holding me up, he suddenly let go, a glint of something shiny appeared in his hand.

I dropped to the floor gasping for breath, my heart beating like it was a single line.

I felt myself being dragged up, my vision clearing a little to view the thing in his hand. Handcuffs! my right hand being handcuffed, the other side being locked somewhere else, probably to him?

He suddenly let go of me, I stumbled to stand up.

He sighed, picking up my now broken Glamor on the floor.

"Stealing for the Glamor was wrong I know, I'm willing to turn a blind eye for that. But I am arresting you for stealing possessions afterwards."

He fumbled with the Glamor, is he trying to fix it?

I stayed silent, not wanting to even look at him.

He was not making sense today...

[puffintalia]

hmmm 42 43 and 49 for the ask thingy 👀👀

LILU HELLO

42. sex scene or fight scene?

fight scene 100%. i have tried to write a sex scene exactly once (look. i have some Feelings abt certain fire emblem characters) and embarrassed myself so much i closed the doc one paragraph in and have never opened it again. i am not made for shameless smut writing. i have so much respect for the people who are

43. how often do i remember to have my characters do normal people shit?

idk i feel like theyre in the bathroom weirdly often for the amount of words i manage to write. ive never written someone actually going to the loo bc thatd feel fucking Weird but they seem to remember to clean their teeth and take a bath/shower almost better than i do at this point. glad to know they have good priorities, even if siggi is just in it for the rubber ducks

49. happy ending all along or up in the air?

hmmm... every long fic ive written/tried to write has always had a predetermined happy end in my head (the eventual epilogues of ever fallen in love and there is a light are honestly the only 2 scenes ive actually had planned out properly like... Ever)

oneshots and ficlets and shit is 100% up in the air though u know what im doing about as well as i do

[gaykey]

ive been seeing so much kinnporsche on my dash recently 👀 are they gay irl too?? bc like damn you can't fake that shit! ofc im sure they're great actors but still 👀

Lmao what an ask 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as a side note, the male lead character for Bridgerton (British, Netflix show) is an actual gay man and is portraying a character that falls in love with a woman. They have sex scenes that can basically be interpreted as softcore porn, so.

Mile and Apo are actors. They're meant to be portraying something they're not, and that includes being in love... so yes, they absolutely can fake that shit.

Also, Mile and Apo have never done fan service (at least nothing near the extent of most BL actors) so I really don't see why people can see them as a couple or as if there's something on. That all just seems like fandom and personal projections onto two professional actors just doing their jobs. You want an example of BL actors that aren't gay and have incredible chemistry? Simple, MaxTul.

Your ability to act and be good at it has nothing to do with your sexuality/sexual orientation 🤣.

this is all information i already know, so i'm assuming this is for anon, lol

but exactly?????

also apo & mile are literally worlds away in terms of fanservice in comparison to other bl actors, but i though i'd mention it, because it might different to what anon has seen before.

and mmhm like i said, acting is a job at the end of the day.

not to say that people in movies and shows playing love interests, haven't then gone on to have a relationship before - before i get people in my inbox yelling about that.

but it's not that common at all, and, not even something we can really speculate on.

mmhmm, i'd also say offgun, kimcop, earthmix & bkpp are ones with great chemistry - and that has nothing to do with relationship status or sexuality. it's just talent and vibes.

[normal-thoughts-official]

I. t. a

Ahhshshsh I had forgotten how much I loved Diego and Vaaryn <3

I have so many questions about Vaanti traditions but I'm also glad pb didn't went into too much detail because I just don't trust them 😬

Also no, with junior I meant Alesteir (but I DIDI IT! In book 1 he was like "grace, mc, you both are the only worth saving here" and I was like "yes, i won these interaction"... though in the second book I think I spit on him lmao)

And Gurgi was nice, i loved those interactions are like,, very normal but in weird situations Ahshhshs

OMG WE GET TO SPIT ON HIM???? ICONIC CANT WAIT. when grace slapped his face it was so <3 god i miss grace sm. its chapter 6 of the 3rd book WHERE IS SHE

also ugh i wish i were u i love diego and varyyn so much what the fuck

also im proud to say that now for the first time i actually have a theory re: what the hell is going on. i just got to the part where we crash that weird timeless vaanti party and the clockmaker explained to us the thing about the island's heart and i think that we (the MC) are said heart. mostly because she said that the heart came in the form of that spirit and that spirit is us, because

it looks exactly like us dudndidm

im pretty sure its meant to look like us because when craig thought zahra was the ghost thatd make no sense because the ghost's form looked so different from zahra's, BUT it would make sense considering choices always operates assuming the MC will be female even when they give us the option to not make it so, and female MCs' form's options did look like zahra if all u had was the outline

but i also have other reasons for believing that, such as:

we were born in la huerta (and didnt even know it) on jan 1st (pretty emblematic date, the beginning of all or whatever) and we seem to have no discernible past. even rourke couldnt find anything about us, and we seem to have, like, no memories or family or anything from before this trip

the endless/we can control and reset time within the island and ONLY IN THE ISLAND as hes said in book 2's epilogue

we are canonically immune to time loops

we changed the island's hearts without a problem but when quinn did she got possessed by the bizarre screaming thing

so yeah i think we are the island's heart (not sure how exactly we took human form and ended up in college but it's a work in progress okay) and i might be wrong but hey at least ive managed to fucking put something together for the first time!!! jdndjdndixn and thatd be a pretty good plot twist but idk

also oh my god that scene where craig thought zahra was dead was so heartbreaking wtf, one m/f couple. ALSO ive just met kele and i really hope choices doesnt pull some bullshit with him because i love him and im pretty sure hes the only native american character choices has had so far. also not to be a ho but hes so pretty 👀👀👀👀

on a sidenote ive been a little disappointed by most of the embers of hope 😔 other than raj's most seemed kind of flavorless, altho im very happy that in craig's he didn't miraculously get drafted and instead his happy future showed him that it was okay that it didn't go the way he expected and hed still make it big. and it still showed him struggling with his depression but overall doing better which i quite liked. it was no miracle future

but i felt like sean's could've been so much more and diego's was straight up disappointing like dudndi 😭 i wanted at least diego to be able to stay in the island. literally why would anyone want to go back to capitalism when they can stay with the vaanti. especially since diego said many times that he felt like home in elyys'tel and that he's never felt like this before, and his family are pieces of shit anyway but then its like "he got famous and then his family wanted him back!" bruh. thats not exactly a happy ending

a n y w a y sorry it took so long to reply i was really busy and then i forgot until u sent me the other one and then i forgot to reply to that one too 😭😭😭😭 its fine I'm fine

[shaymiens]

inbox town hall: the matt draubma

(like what i did there?)

in case you’re unaware, there’s a lot going on in our fandom rn 👀 hence i’ve received quite a few asks! i’m super open to people voicing their thoughts and getting that discussion going, so i’m compiling all the ones i have about matt here. i will have other posts for other topics as well.

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first off is an ask i received a long while back but i refrained from posting since it felt sorta gossipy... but idk i wanna start this off by stirring the pot a lil 👀:

Did Matt Raub and his wife split up? He hasn’t been wearing a ring lately and neither has posted about the other on Instagram in a while (not that they did before though).

not sure. i haven’t followed them enough to know if anything’s changed on their socials. regardless, it doesn’t look they’ve deleted any pics of each other since they still have a lot of pics of each other up, but i did run matt’s insta through the wayback machine and weirdly enough, he had more posts (983) in november of 2019 than he does now (980), meaning he’s definitely archived/deleted some posts. i scrolled through and checked, though -- looks like the wayback machine autoloads the feed when you scroll, because all the posts matched the ones currently on his feed.

weird thing to check, i admit. still don’t know the truth and i feel sorta bad for prying. but regardless, i mean, i gotta be honest,,,,,, failed relationships tend to reveal smthn about someone’s character!! that’s all i gotta say! 😳

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the rest of these asks are ones i’ve received much more recently:

Matt Raub always rubbed me the wrong way cus he always seems to try exceptionally hard to be a jerk to the cast. Like they play it off as an act

Matt Raub feels like the uncle who makes fun of you at any chance given and as much as you want to talk about it you can’t cus everyone will just say “He’s just joking” but you know he’s not

OOF m*tt r*ub always felt off putting to me but holy shit m'dude

Listen, I’m just saying Joven is sensitive and Matt Raub better not have hurt him. They said on many occasions they were best friends and now all of this shit... Once quarantine is over it’s time to head to the mythical office, I just want to talk.

All this Matt Raub stuff has reminded me there’s a man in my neighborhood that looks exactly like him. I’ve only seen him a couple times driving, but it always felt ominous. Obviously it’s just some guy going about his day, but my brain was just like “Matt Raub?!”

Im thinking about it and idk if Matt and Sohinki were ever just in a channel video together (not summer games) I feel like Matt always got brought in because Sohinki was gone for some reason...

sort of a mixed spread here.

to the people who said they sensed smthn off about him before, i commend you lmao ! i honestly don’t think i’ve paid him enough attention over the years to judge his character but i suppose the strongest memories i have attached to him are all moments that pissed me off lol *flashback to ssg: apocalypse*

and i’ve never really noticed matt’s relationship with joven or sohinki, but all the unfollows on social media and what boze said on stream definitely raises some concern.