#but yall never know ehehe

[guhroovi]

Engage coffee break ☕

[ma3mae]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

[catneedssleep]

Intro thing??? I dunno

hey there! I've never posted anything but I feel like I should lol.

This is just gonna be my intro, dni/interact list and idk other stuff :3c

I am not very good at spelling/grammar due to all that's going on in my brain /silly

Hey there! I'm Cat/Tiger. I go by any pronouns, but due to me being genderfluid they can fluctuate so it just depends sometimes.

Ive stated already that I'm genderfluid but I am also Omnisexual (I think) , DemiAroAce & T4T. I also have over 900 xenogenders haha

AuDHD, Dyslexia, GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder), SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder), Depression, BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) & Hypersexual. It's so much lmao /silly

I also have chronic pain & hallucinations soo um who knows at this point /lh

I am infact a furry, otherkin & a therian :3 (I'm so cool I know right) I'll list my kintypes in another post if I have enough spoons later on

As I said before I have/am AuDHD. My special interest(s) would be Candy Dealer (from Spooky Month) and just Spooky Month in general. I have alot of other hyperfixs in the back of my little brain hoard tho so eheh :3c

I am in a relationship. And I do not want/need any more than one partner. (No hate to anyone else though! Y'all are super cool:D/vvpos)

I am a age and pet regressor. I may talk with typing quirks if I am regressed. (Whenever i am little I may use 'z' instead of 's' and 'w' instead of 'r' . I haven't pet regressed in a while and my memory isn't good so i don't remember how i type.) I tend to force myself out of regression however because more than half the time I am in unsafe environments.

DNI & INTERACT LIST! christmas colors hoohaa,,

DO NOT INTERACT. :

Bigots

Ablists

Homophobia & Transphobia

Endo systems. (I may be a singlet but I do not support yall in the slightest.)

Pro/Com shippers or whatever. Yall suck.

Overly NSFW

Anti-Agre/Pere

Anti-Fur/"Furry Hunters"

"Witch Hunters y'all this isn't the 1700s or whatever go touch grass

Ect ect, just people who suck.

Interact please!!!:Oc /nf :

Fellow otherkins/therians ehhe

Spooky Month Fans!! I love yall /p

Vita Carnis, Monument Mythos, Gemini Home Entertainment, Happy Meat Farms/MUSE ARG fans!!:3c

Witches (Haiii witch in training(ish) here :3c)

Systems are welcome here! I love learning about yall, and if that sounds weird I'm sorry :,)

Space lovers yyyessss

Ect! Good people ^_^

What will I be doing on here?

Mostly just reblogging, talking about Cats Alleyway lore [thing that I created, but I create so much stuff I seriously have over 1000 ocs /srs], talking to people that sort of stuff.

If you want you can join my discord! I won't post it publicly here due to ummm uncomfortableness but if you want you can probably find it on disboard or just dm me ! (I will take time to reply to dms because I'm scared sometimes sbagawhwh)

no more people joining my server for now B[

That is all! Buh Bai <|:3c

[neptunite-stars]

OH I HAD A FUCKING CRESCENDO IDEA (FOR THISE WHO SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW :tm: ITS OUR ENSTARS RP GROUP EHEH)

MAGICAL GIRL AU

imagine

CRESCENDO but something like Yuki Yuna is a Hero which i TOTALLY forced you to watch

the heros are the members of the “hero club” or some sort of idolistic club and they go around and sing and dance for everyone else but the main premise of the club is to find sacrifices worthy for “god”—whoever that may be. So when Crescendo’s first mission begins, they freak out.

Kiyama, although excited, has never been beyond this side of the world. Where the gods lay. His flower may be something like… a sunflower, and his weapon being a polaram or breakers or something like that. something with high mobility.

Miharu is given something like. a daisy maybe? (wasnt able to find anything on masking) and their weapon is maybe something defense-related.

Kirina’s flower is a white lily. Since Kirina expresses herself through dance her weapon might be something like a fan or some sort of leg brace based on kicking

Sato’s flower is a lilac, since Sato (i think) values family and close bonds. maybe their weapon is something based on chanting and bringing things together— like the vines itsuki has

Katsu’s flower is a Strelitzia since they symbolize a free spirit. Maybe Katsu’s weapon is a straight up electric guitar or a gun of some sorr

Shion’s flower is a white rose, my gay ass loves to focus on shion’s split between her unit and crescendo, since she can only focus on one after the events of ykyk.

Anyways with these, this idol group is tasked with the duty of protecting the world against the “Vertexes” or the wrath of the gods against humanity.

Hehe what do you think so far?

HI. I GO INSANE OVER CRESCENDO. HIIIIIIII I LOVE THEM SO MUCH DID U GUYS KNOW THAT. ANYWAY I WROTE A LOT IT GOT A BIT LONG SO. MORE RAMBLING UNDER THE CUT ^_^

@twowink @lycanthian @shards-of-brilliance @crooked-corvid hope u dont mind me tagging yall but its ur lil guys (gender neutral)

also im sorry i never got around to watching it o7 i think i accidentally closed the tab for it while doing a tab cleanup KLJHFKJSHDKFJ

also FUCK YEAH . MIHARU WITH DEFENSE. GOD. IM INSANE ABOUT THAT. IVE ALWAYS IMAGINED THEM TO BE LIKE . A PROTECTOR OF SORTS. YKNO . LIKE THEYRE CHILL BUT THEYLL ALWAYS HAVE UR BACK AND AOUR(ITDIFYGSDLIFUGSDFLKJG they have a shield and they most definitely have a helmet that they sometimes wear because im all for the "masking" and "putting on a different face" thing they have going on (if this is how you learn about this then. there u go! altho it seems i alr told you about it mostly . yeah i think i did say somehting about that) anyway. miharu sooo has paladin vibes. hgrhgh

i think kiyama (or katsu) should have gauntlets. they deserve to punch people. altho an entire electric guitar is SICKKK anyway kiyama probably would have Some armor (probably leather) on his upper body bc . hes gonna be in the middle of all these weapons ykno. he needs to be at least somewhat flexible and light on his feet right? hm. i dunno . kiyama and katsu are difficult to think about for this. katsu definitely has some lightning effects going on. That will stay.

SHION. I DIE IMMEDIATELY. OAURGHHRGHGRHGJHRGJRHG ourhg. she'd be probably one of the ones dealing dmg too. give em a sword ^_^ classic fighter. also im putting them in a skirt u cant STOP ME. oh if u havent caught on EVERYONE IS GETTING SOME ARMOR. YOU CANT STOP ME. magical girls outfits with just frills and fabric be damned. I NEED TO PUT SOME METAL ON THEM I NEED TO MAKE THEM KNIGHTS (no not en.stars knights sorryy still love them tho ^_^) GOD. IM INSANE. MAGICAL KNIGHTS WITH FLOWERS??!?!?? OUHGHHHH

heheh ok time for kiri~~ she definitely has high mobility!! aaa implementing her dancing ability into her fighting style!!!!! i think shed try to learn how to fight using a halberd at first but she finds it awkward to move around with and then she (or sm1 else helps) comes up with the idea to do what shes used to: dancing. if shes so used to moving gracefully without holding heavy things then why doesnt she just. do that ? !!!! anyway im putting her hair into a high ponytail as we speak. although im having difficulty in imagining her in armor. ill work on that.

satoo waaaa so theirs would kinda be like. immobilizing enemies? kinda?? ough interestingggggg i think their armor would be relatively light (like kiyamas) but im thinking maybeee . ok i lost the thoughts dammit its hard to think about things for sato too :((

tldr i need to draw them all. specifically i need miharu in flowy fabric and armor. with flowers. and a shield. FUCK now im thinking about hades im sorry (i am crazy ok)

[alcohol1maid]

heey there my friend! I see that you have not been posting for a while and that's no problem at all!! take all the time you need! just here to entertain you with a few ask!

(don't feel obligated to answer it though! if you don't want to that's completely fine! ^^)

are there any new ocs you'll be introducing soon? if so then how many? if not then are you planning on creating soon? what do you have in mind?

if given the time and opportunity, what kind of au would you like to create? and who would be on it? (can be your ocs, moot's ocs, canon characters, etc) what would be the story?

what is something you really really wanted to draw or create but haven't for some reason?

how long does it take you to finish a single drawing?

are you planning on shipping one of your ocs with your moot's ocs again? do you already have one (or more) ship in mind that we don't know about? if so don't be shy! tell us! >:3 eheh if not then that's fine! ^^

Have fun my friend! ^^

hii!!! of course ill answer these ^-^

1 , i have many ideas, but there are two (technically three) ill introduce soon! i already made a post about one of them, they're name is momi, they're from Hawaii and work with brianna as an assassin, whom she has a crush on. I'm still working on her final design and backstory. The other one is kema umi and north skys children, i have some info about them scattered around a few posts but thats about it, i still need to make a post about them and such, so stay tuned! ^_^

2 hmm, an au that i did have in mind was a "what if?" au, what if north skys clan never burnt down? what if kema umi never met north sky, what if sofia never went to japan and met kema? etc, its a very interesting concept thatd i'd like to branch out more!!

3, hmm, i dont really know, i cant really think of anything rn. I guess more art of my pink skys au "your the devil in disguise" au but thats about it :/

4 it depends, if its just a quick sketch it can take me around 4-11 mintues depending on how the design is. if its a lineart drawing its usally 14-17 mintues, and if its a full drawing it can take 15 minutes to a day or less!

5 ooohh, hehehe ^_^ ok fine i'll tell yall! ive been thinking about shipping kema with winter frost recently, i dont know why tbh. But im guessing its because of their pink and blue colour dynamic. He seems like a guy to treat her right >_1 ✨

thanks for the ask friendlystarnger!! this was so sweet of you to send! i hope you can send some more! (if u want to ofc)

(winter frost belongs to @mystique-flowers-and-sibling-duo !!)

[leafbatraccoon]

sims tag game!!

i was tagged by @d4isy-nukes via reading her post oh well lets go

1. What’s your favourite sims death? in ts4: METEOR muahahhah

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match? if i have to pick, maxis match, but im partial to maxis mix choices

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? not usually, no, but i have done it by tweaking a bit in cas, rarely but i it happened

4. Do you use move objects? fuck yea, love that shit

5. Favorite mod? i loved gem's answers btw absolute same but hum... i really dont know.. the classics, wwhims for attraction system, zerbu's, don't wash dishes where you angry poop, lumpinou's rpo, i really cant pick, i use so many, it's giving me whats ur favourite kid energy

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? GTW yall & i stand by it

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? the wrong way

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? AGAIN WITH THE CHILD PICKING !!! no but really i can't pick favourites no matter what

9. Have you made a simself? not one that looks like me bc i don't even know what i look like tbh but i made a kind of avatar

10. What sim traits do you give yourself? self-absorbed gloomy geek 🤢

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color? depends on the sim

12. Favorite EA hair? all the sdx ones were pretty dope so far

13. Favorite life stage? the ones that are yet to come eheh

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? prolly gameplay which in ts4 i rely on mods for a lot, but ts4 made me more confident in building or at least decorating, it's very fun now and in ts2 i used to spend a lot of time in cas and the body shop

15. Are you a CC creator? no, but maybe one day

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? i dont think so ?!

17. What’s your favorite game? (1, 2, 3, or 4) ts2&3 for different reasons, i never played the first one tho, i mean i did but not really

18. Do you have any sims merch? a phone charm that came with a promotional magazine for ts3 launch, i cant fine the magazine tho ;(

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims? i wouldn't know what to do with it

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? i made a lot of long haired blondes with ballroom dresses in my ts2 era for some reason, i dont even know where i was getting cc from, really long hair and ballroom dresses on the toddlers too if you can imagine oh and i had mermaid tails from downloading oher sims so naturally i made a bunch of sirens all the time

21. What’s your Origin ID? i think it's gumbreath now

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator? oh gosh why did i decide to do this ??! humm cant pick one so shout out to @tudtuds merecido

23. How long have you had a simblr? circa 5 months so far

24. How do you edit your pictures? i use gimp the open-source queen, for my spellcaster legacy i was trying to do a scrappy photoset vibe, mystical motherhood im literaly just cropping and since ive reinstalled shaders i just use a preset for stardew moon bc i am nothing if not lazy ig

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? none, id like them to fix the game we already have 😘 but if i had to ig faeries for gamepack, travel for expansion (with 3 decent worlds & hotels plz) and literally any stuff pack so they can say they didnt lie to us about it 🤡

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? im a sucker for sulani so island living for EP? although the mermaids deserved better, big cottage stan but wish goats and horses were on it so not on the podium & get together still has the best world; paranormal stuff pack by faaaaar, it was the least cash grabby SP ever i thought i was dreaming when they didnt call it a gamepack

ok so that is it, if you read this so far ... why ? /hj im doing the same and tagging whoever sees it IF THEY FEEL LIKE PARTAKING 🤍🤍🤍 OK BYEE

[supersupersuperdespair]

SLEEPOVER HEADCANNONS - with Shuichi, Kaito, Kirumi, Kokichi, Miu, and Maki :)

hey hey

if u dont like this post

a body is gonna be discovered

-Mod Chiaki

shuichi 🔎

very awkward ;-;

but very cute when he gets used to having someone staying overnight at his house

activities would include, reading, reading, reading, playing any sort of detective game (danganronpa eheh) and then more reading

stay up past 2 having a weirdly comforting therapy session

mostly for shuichi, he’s got trauma okay???!??

for breakfast you have the usual, toast, cereal, eggs etc

kaito 💫

SUPER WHOLESOME!!!

forces you to make a really cozy fort with him

then you have a very inTeNSe pillow fight together

threw a pillow at you a little too aggressively and you fell over and almost broke your arm

after that you stick those star and moon shaped glowing stickers on the ceiling and watch all the star wars movies or stranger things

activities (apart from the infamous pillow fight) include training lol, talking about space ofc ofc and stargazing

for breakfast you eat pancakes and go for a morning walk

kirumi 🧹

literally so prepared.

activities include baking, cooking etc

kirumi would have a full on guest bedroom so you’re gonna sleep there

she has a big ass house

makes a huge dinner for you and her. Like 5 courses… wtf

you watch something like Parasite or Anne With An E

gotta make sure you’re both in bed by 9 :)

for breakfast you make very fancy omelettes

kokichi 🎲

he spends all night pranking you in you’re sleep

with classics of course

pouring water on your hand until you piss yourself ya know

stuff like that

daytime activities include prank calling stores, people, hotlines etc (WHICH YOU SHOULD NEVER DO, ONCE I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED FOR IT LMFAO)

for breakfast you eat icecream because yall are such ✨tROuBLemaKErs✨

miu 🔧

so unprepared

she would expect you to bring everything

when you get there, you help her blow up an air mattress

“no way you’re sleepin next to ME ya fuckin virgin. You’re lucky im not making you sleep on just the floor”

POV: its 2 am and miu shoved a dildo down your throat to wake you up

activities include inventing some weird shit

like really questionable shit, and maybe going to the beach (just so she can wear a 2 piece bathing suit)

for breakfast you go out to mcdonalds or some sort of cheap fast food place

maki 🔪

nothing

maki says hi to you and goes on her phone the whole time

activities include staring at the wall

no interaction

for breakfast you get nothing

maki doesn’t wanna feed you >:(((

[viscountessevie]

Tamil Lessons 101 with Kate Sharma

Masterlist | My AO3

A/N: Hello everyone! So this stemmed from a head canon I was discussing with my dear friend Molly @newtonsheffield and she actually inspired me to start writing more Bridgerton content! I also got input from the lovely @viscountess-sharma who suggested Edwina and Kate conversing in Tamil so I had to do it! [Sorry it took so long! The dinner scene went on longer than I had originally planned in mind ehehe]

I also was inspired to have Kate give Anthony lessons by this interracial tiktok couple (Giselle & Boyd) where the basic white boyfriend learnt Spanish so he could communicate with his Hispanic gf's mom - its very sweet. Taglist:@sassynach @hella-sirius (Thank you so much for your support on the Kate & Thomas ficlet yall!) Happy reading everyone! (Side note: all translations are in italics right after the Tamil phrases are written out) EDIT: Since this fic is blowing up, here is my masterlist if anyone is interested in reading my other stuff!

***

The first time Anthony heard Kate speak in Tamil caught him off guard. Intellectually, he knew she had to be bilingual. Yes, she was an Englishwoman through and through but he knew of other 3rd generation immigrant friends who still spoke their native language to communicate with their grandparents. He assumed Kate was no different. It was still jarring to hear her slip into a completely different accent when she spoke Tamil.

He didn't understand a word of it and quite frankly, it initially sounded like a string of gibberish to him. But from the way Kate was looking at him with an irritated look, and how Edwina and her exploded with laughter after she had said her piece, he kind of guessed it was a jab at him. He shook his head to himself. She couldn't even insult him to his face in their common language.

*** It's common known fact amongst Indians - or rather any person of colour - that shading and gossiping about people you hate was much more entertaining in your native tongue. Especially when you could share it with someone from your own community. It was even more satisfying to know it was kept between you and your confidant. That even if the person you were talking about stood in front of you, they would never know.

Case In Point: Anthony Bridgerton.

It was just one of those frustratingly long days and the last person Kate had wanted to see was Anthony. Edwina, Kate and Anthony were in the office kitchen. Edwina and Kate were in their own little world, catching up on life. It was one of those days they wanted to polish on speaking Tamil seeing that Mary's parents would be visiting during the upcoming weekend. They always complained Kate never spoke enough Tamil. Since Edwina aced Tamil Literature in her A-Levels, she was Kate's best bet at improving on her native tongue.

Anthony started to curse out of nowhere, glaring the stove before him. He kept turning the knobs of the gas and was confused when the stove didn't light up. It got to the point where he left the gas on too long and the awful odour started to fill the room. Edwina snapped out of their little language bubble and looked at Anthony confused, "Anthony, what in the world are you trying to do?"

"எரிவாயு கசிவால் அவன் நம்மைக் கொல்லப் போகிறார்!" He's probably going to kill us all with a gas leak! Kate snorted under her breath sarcastically, just loud enough that Edwina would hear. She rolled her eyes at him when he was busy looking at the stove with exasperation. Edwina hit her sister lightly before going to help Anthony. "Um...Anthony, this isn't one of those self-lighting stoves you're probably used to." She said awkwardly, pulling out the lighter from the drawer. She was kind of surprised he didn't know his way around the office kitchen by now. Once she passed him the lighter, she turned to return to her seat when he called out to her again.

"Errr... Sorry to bother you Edwina but how do you light it?" He asked earnestly even though he felt extremely uncomfortable asking. He knew how dumb and ridiculously privileged he sounded. He knew what Kate was thinking now, that he never cooked a meal in his life and didn't how to light a stove.

....Well he wasn't too far off. The moment he asked Edwina that, Kate simply looked over at her sister with a deadpan look.

In her most exasperation tone of voice, she declared to her sister, "கடவுளே, இந்த முட்டாள் ஒரு அடுப்பைக் கூட ஏற்ற முடியாது!" Oh dear Lord, this idiot can't even light a stove!

Usually Edwina wouldn't have laughed but the theatrical way Kate had said it, made her burst out laughing. Usually Kate tried to hide her gossiping in Tamil but she just couldn't help but look over at Anthony. She fixed with him with a judgemental stare. Seriously what kind of idiot didn't know how to light a stove in this day and age??

***

It took him a week to realise they were probably laughing at his inability to light the stove. Years later into their relationship, Kate indeed confirmed it. When recounting the memory from her side, Anthony couldn't help but admire how her lips moved to form the words in Tamil. She had never looked more beautiful and the words that came out were so poetic - even if he didn't understand a lick of it and knew it was used to insult him years ago.

Something about the way she spoke made him eager to learn the language. When she repeated the line about calling him an idiot, he listened carefully to catch any word he could. He tried to copy the first word of her sentence.

"Ka-da-wel-la?" Anthony over-pronounced every syllable, used several wrong vowels and completely butchered the word. Even he could hear how terrible his pronunciation sounded and he scrunched up his nose in disgust.

Kate stopped in her tracks, cutting herself from recounting the story. Her looks at him with deep frown lines, slightly cringing at what he just said.

"Anthony darling..." Her tone started gentle, conveying that she appreciated the effort before turning to tease him in true Kate fashion, "were you trying to say the word, கடவுளே (Kaṭavuḷē)? Because you quite literally just took the Lord's name in vain and butchered it." She let out a soft giggle.

He wasn't one to be bashful but when Kate giggled, he turned red. "I just want to learn the basics and be a part of your world." "Aww, that's very sweet of you." She kissed his cheek, appreciating his sentiment. "Maybe taking the Lord's name in vain isn't the best place to start."

They spent the rest of the afternoon going over the basic sentences. If Anthony eventually wanted to go more in depth in the future, Kate offered to even teach him the Tamil lexicon and how to read and write them. Although she highly doubt it would get to that point. Speaking it was hard enough and even she had trouble writing and reading it in boarding school.

By the end of it, Anthony could introduce himself in Tamil. No stammering, hesitations or mispronunciations. Although his English accent did get in the way, making it awkward as Asian languages do when white people attempt to speak it.

"என் பெயர் அந்தோணி." My name is Anthony. He said quite clearly. He gasped once he realised he got it.

"I did it!" He was smiling so much, he reminded Kate of a little boy who had just passed his first test or something. She gave him a little cheer and hugged him happily.

As bonus, she even taught him how to write his name in Tamil: அந்தோணி. He was proud to be able to pen down his name in another language. In her language. He had never felt more close to her. He loved signing it in Tamil so much, he started to leave her notes before work and always signing them as அந்தோணி.

***

The Tamil lessons had been going on for a few months and Anthony feeling was confident in his knowledge that he was ready to showcase it at the next Sunday dinner with the Sharmas.

Unbeknownst to him, he was in for a rude awakening.

What Anthony hadn't quite grasped was the difference between formal Tamil and conversational Tamil - which was the furthest thing from Duolingo had been teaching him. He would have gladly taken lessons from Kate but they were going quite slowly and she had a career and life outside of him. He knew he couldn't put that on her. She was his girlfriend, not his Tamil tutor after all. So he had took it upon himself to do some independent learning on the app. He listened to it anywhere he could, mostly during his commutes to work. He was even practicing on greeting Edwina and Mary as he walked up to the Sharma household.

"வணக்கம், அம்மா! வணக்கம், தங்கை!" Hello, mother! Hello, sister! He kept repeating it to himself over and over. He was looking forward to showcase his new skill to them. He knocked on Mary's door excitedly, grinning at the peep hole.

Mary opened the door, greeting him with a warm smile. She immediately noticed his wide grin and matched it, "Hello, Anthony. Come in, come in." She stepped aside allowing him in.

Once he entered the threshold, he blurted it out happily to Mary: "வணக்கம், அம்மா!" Hello, Mother! Mary was taken aback by his sudden burst of Tamil. She didn't even knew he spoke. Yes, he was a little awkward and clumsy with the accent, but she definitely appreciated his effort and sentiment. "That was quite good, Anthony." She smiled at him encouragingly. "நன்றி, மேரி!" Thank you, Mary! He chirped, merrily. He was so happy and proud of himself, it was rather unnerving and endearing at the same time. She just smiled and politely headed of to the kitchen to finish preparing dinner.

Edwina then came out of her room, looking down at her phone checking her emails. She looked up briefly and greeted Anthony, "Hey Anthony!" She said in her usual cheery disposition. Here was poor Edwina who thought it was their usual Sunday brunch, which did not prepare for the greeting she received next.

"வணக்கம், தங்கை!" Hello, sister! Anthony matched her tone and Edwina's neck snapped up so fast, she felt it crack. She looked at Anthony incredulously.

"Anthony, with all due respect, what the fuck?" "Edwina, language!" Mary calls out from the kitchens.

"Ma, I said respectfully!" She yells back, sighing. She gestured to Anthony to sit at the dining table while they waited for Kate to get back from her meeting that ran late. Anthony offered to pick her up but she insisted he head over first. It did give him the opportunity to test out his new lessons without Kate dragging him for it.

Edwina looks at him strangely, trying to reconcile with what she had heard come out of his mouth. The English accent definitely got in the way and minced his words.

"Okay so...that was an experience. First of all don't say தங்கை (thangi). It's far too formal, even Kate doesn't call me that! Honourifics are usually reserved for people older than us so I call Kate அக்கா (Akka/Older sister) sometimes and my mum Ma or அம்மா (Amma/Mother)."

He nods slowly, trying to absorb what she was saying. He made a mental note, clocking in the words for older sister and mother. "So how would you prefer me to call you?" "I rather you wouldn't, it's just weird hearing you talk in Tamil." She chuckled cheekily, an attempt to joke. Of course, Mary overheard as she set the briyani rice on the table and frowned at her daughter.

"Edwina, be nice! You're doing great, sweetie." She smiles at Anthony.

"Ma! I was just joking. And I'm teaching him to improve." Edwina defends herself. Mary shoots her daughter a suspicious look before heading back to the kitchen to grab the mutton curry.

"Anyways as I was saying, I appreciate the sentiment it's cute and I love being like a little sister to you. That being said, தங்கச்சி (thangachi), it's the more informal version of தங்கை (thangi). Yes, they both mean sister but the difference between the formal and informal really makes or break the conversational aspect of speaking Tamil. Do you get it?" In true Edwina fashion, she info dumped the logistical linguistics of the Tamil language. Kate walked up to them before he could reply. She took her seat next to him and kissed his cheek in greeting. "Hi, honey. Edwina, why are you out of breath?" She looked over at her sister who was panting softly.

"She just info dumped on me as usual." Anthony said in jest, "Turns out your sister is quite the Tamil tutor." "Oh Anthony, you flatter me. I was just explaining the basic differences between formal and informal Tamil." She waves it off casually while explaining to Kate what had gone down.

Mary brings over the rest of the sauces for the dish: dhai chutney, raita and korma, and joins them for dinner.

"His Tamil is quite good, Kate, you're quite the teacher." Kate just frowns a little, "I've only taught him a few basic words." She turns to Anthony with a confused expression. He waves his phone at her, with his Duolingo app open.

"Duolingo is a blessing, if I say so myself."

Edwina bursts out laughing, "No wonder, you were learning formal Tamil. They teach it the way we write. Speaking is a whole sub language." She explains as a matter of factly. Anthony nods, listening intently as he piles on the rice and mutton curry onto his plate. He quickly dashes to the kitchen to wash his hands and comes back to the Sharma women casually conversing in Tamil.

He digs into his meal with his right hand like they do. Kate immediately falls even more in love with him. It was the little things that did it for her after all these years. Him trying to learn her native language and eating by hand like her family does. Sh really appreciated all these little efforts to better integrate himself into her way of life and culture. She found it to be the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for her.

However, it wasn't long before the dinner descended into linguistic chaos that all Asian families were familiar with.

The conversation started easy enough for Anthony to follow with context clues and how mild their tones were when asking about their various relatives' current lives and status. He also figured they were speaking more slowly to accommodate him which he will forever be grateful for.

Then Mary seemed to have said something about a Nalini aunty and Kate blew up. The words were flying everywhere and it became a mess of English and Tamil that Anthony couldn't quite follow. He just watched the three women going back and forth, rapidly speaking Tamil. Even though, he didn't understand a lick of it and someone else in his position would have felt excluded, Anthony was mesmerised. He didn't have to understand to see how passionate his girlfriend was. How Edwina was clearly having the life of her life poking fun at whatever Mary said that set Kate off. How Mary was trying to calm the table down but also couldn't help but smile at Edwina's jabs.

Finally Kate burst out, "Well you can tell Nalini aunty that when I'm getting married is none of her damn business!"

That, Anthony understood very well and was drinking from his glass of water when she said that and started to choke. Immediately all three women turned to him, remembering he was there. He coughed and calmed himself down before starting to blush at all the attention and mention of marriage.

Before they could apologise for leaving him out, he just cracked an amused smile and assured them it was okay. "That was the most interesting conversation I've ever witnessed, and this Nalini aunty sounds like quite the character." He said in jest, trying to ease Kate's temper.

"You have no idea, darling." Kate scoffed. Mary shot her a look that said to be respectful and Kate dropped it soon enough. Anthony would have liked to say the dinner went peacefully without a hitch after that but it was just more of the marriage conversation in English this time.

He slipped his hand into Kate's and squeezed it reassuringly, "You know you don't have to feel pressured. We'll get there when we get there." He smiled at her and kissed her cheek.

*** More years later after they had finally gotten married and settled into the newlywed life, Kate and Anthony were soon blessed with their very own bundle of joy. Edmund. They named him after his paternal grandfather.

"You know darling, you don't have to master Tamil, all you need to do is be this little angel's அப்பா (Appa/Father)." She says softly to her husband as she caresses Baby Edmund's cheek.

" அப்பா, I can do that. Hey little guy, I'm your அப்பா." He beams proudly, cooing at his son.

[lorelexi]

Hi! New to your page but wanted to request an American reader at UA that’s with Bakugou/Shinsou/Kirishima (separately, maybe add in Izuku but if that’s too many that’s fine!) that’s struggling with her Japanese but can easily sing along to her fav anime opening songs with no mistakes? Bonus if they’ve never heard her sing in English or Japanese and are 1000% more enamored with her 💜

A/N: here you are my love😭 💙

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Bakugou

•bonks your head when he first hears you belting out an anime op in perfect japanese

• like literally the pronunciation, annunciation and accent is perfect and he's like are u kidding me

•he's like??? I thought you were struggling with japanese???

• and you're like ahahah uhhh I am?

•probably tells you your japanese might be better if you put in as much effort as memorizing anime ops

• don't take it personally though, he’s just flustered bc he;s never heard you sing before and you were really cute

Shinsou

•no bc hes a weeb and I just know yall have sing offs of your favorite anime ops

•more like scream offs smh

•your dorm mates are rolling their eyes ehehe

•sometimes you really hit him hard with feels tho

•you’ll sometimes be humming or quietly singing a song to yourself and toshi is just standing there lovestruck

•like damn that’s really my s/o???

•please sing him to sleep oh my god

•softly sing his favorite op and he’ll just💤

Kirishima

•definition of :0

• he knew you'd been struggling with your japanese and while he’s not the best teacher he had been trying his best to help you out

•after studying with you for a bit, you two decided to take an anime break

•when the op started and you started singing along perfectly i swear he was star struck

•he’s just staring at you with stars and hearts in his eyes bc wow he loves you so much and your singing is so nice???

•you're so into the song that you don't notice but when the song is over you look over at him and laugh a little, asking what he's looking at and he’s like

•”YOU!!! I didn’t know you could sing in japanese so well!!”

•grrr he's so cute

Midoriya

•nerds

•we know hes a big hero fanboy but I like to think he’s into anime too

•that being said he likes to use anime as a tool to try to help you with your japanese while being able to keep it interesting and recognizable

•screams internally whenever you sing your anime ops

•lowkey hes like damn her japanese is perfect in these songs but she’s otherwise so bad at grasping it💔

•no but for real he thinks you’re so forking cute and probs plays anime ops more often around you hoping you’ll start to sing🥺

•homie aint slick✋

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh IWA ROUTE

a/n: uwuwuwuwuwu my mans iwa chan :’)

IM A SIMP FOR IWAIZUMI HAJIME (27) ATHLETE TRAINER

uwu filo!iwa in this :)

and also, listen to lauv while reading this since i wrote this and that song was playing on repeat O_O and also this song

this is my self-request uwu

HES SUCH A POUTY BABIE BLS LOVE ON HIM

onwards we goooo

hihihihihihi yey im so excited for this yall dont even know

ANYWAYS

so,,,,

when iwa first saw you, he thought you were just a cute little thing

your shorter height, your puffy cheeks, and the wide eyes you had whenever you saw someone, or him, do a really cool spiking move

he initially thought of you as a cute little sister hes never had

ehehe that finna change

then the,,,, bullying thing happened

if youd like to read this part, its right here

when he saw you bloodied, all battered,

dear lordie he was finna break some ankles

ONG I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT SANGWOO YET HERE I AM

like that image of you will probably stay in his memory until he dies of the ripe age of 200

ngl it kinda traumatized him a little bit of how tired and pained you look with the tears rolling down your face and the blood that was escaping your body through your wounds

god you didnt deserve any of that

you deserved the world and the universe yet some people dared to take away your worth

ooo he was so mad

miyo was,,,, hurt??

can i say that??

i dont wanna,,,, explain bara arms iwa hurting a girl so youre gonna have to imagine that for yourselves

but at the end when they said slap, he didnt just ✨S L A P ✨ her

he ✨ B R O K E   S O M E   A N K L E S ✨

oiks is actually scared of him after that

like oiks had to peel him off of her and towards the infirmary where you and the team were

‘IWAIZUMI HAJIME, STOP!’

oof the first and last time oikawa tooru ever said that full name

he was breathing heavy and he was so ✨ A N G R Y ✨ with what she did to you yet he hears your soft scoldings, telling him off for hurting a girl

he wanted to see you

like right now

iwa tore himself from oikawa’s grasp and ✨ N Y O O M E D ✨ himself to the nurse’s office

there, you sat on the bed with the others scattered either on other beds or on the floor 

you smiled at the sight of him and he walked towards you and engulfed you in his arms

‘youre okay now. im here’

he whispered and you buried your face into his chest, breathing in his unique scent

lavender mixed with peppermint

he refused to leave your side so he ✨ M A D E ✨ some room on the bed beside you to sit and he wrapped his arm around your waist, holding you close

you held his hand while oikawa talked to you and as you shamefully bowed your head

but you were forgiven and everything was all good until the third years really got into plan

makki and mattsun promised to handle it all as they had family in the justice field while oikawa would go and get the girl suspended

‘but what about me?! i want-’

‘iwaizumi, you literally hit her. it’d be best if you’re not involved right now as you were the only one who physically touched her in a harmful manner like that’

ong when it come to y/n, the meme team is replaced by the assassin team

he tried to fight but in the end, 3 overpowered 1 and he was forced to sit back and opted to comfort you instead

he made sure you were safe to walk home but that day, you were the one who asked him to spend time with him

just you two

like after seeing him seethingly enter back into the room, you reached out and held his hand in yours, eyes trained on your fingers fiddling with his

‘iwa-san,,,, you said you downloaded the new godzilla movie?’

you whispered but he could still hear you and his heart swelled at your meek voice

‘yea, i did. and my mom bought those chips you like’

your eyes flitted up to meet his eyes and a soft smile spread on your lips and there was this thumping in his heart

maybe that was the first time that iwaizumi hajime felt differently towards you

a smile that seemed to be differently perceived than the rest

and it wasnt for the whole team

it was for him

and him alone

the trek to his house was quiet but you would hum nursery rhymes or the songs you heard earlier in the radio while skipping every few steps and tightly holding on to his hand

iwaizumi’s olive eyes watched you still radiate energy despite being so hurt for a long time

they then trailed to your linked hands and he unintentionally squeezed it, only figuring out he did it when you looked up to him and squeezed it back with a smile

he wanted to do something to make you forget of what happened

he didnt want you to think about the cruelty and pain so he was going to make sure you would continue smiling 

thankfully, his parents werent home so he wouldnt have to explain why he has a bandage-covered girl with him 

iwa led you upstairs to where his room was and your eyes widened when you saw what was inside

tiny action figurines of animes like bakugo from boku no hero academia or a tiny pikachu on his desk

there was a large country flag that you didnt recognize and a few godzilla posters and volleyball players decorating beside it

however, besides those normal things you wouldve expected,

there were many polaroids

polaroid pictures that were everywhere with no specific layout pattern and just placed anywhere that had room

iwa watched as you dazedly walked forward and entered the room to move towards the wall by his desk that had the most pictures against it

from pictures of him and oikawa to the third years to him and his parents or just the sunrise and human silhouettes

your fingers reached forward and traced the picture of him and the third years when they were still first years and took a spontaneous trip to the beach

‘mattsun stole his dad’s car and drove us to the beach without a license’

iwaizumi’s voice answered your questions and you looked back, shimmering eyes

this room,,, wasnt just a normal, teenage boy’s room

this was a room that represented iwaizumi hajime

from his natural character description like his love for volleyball evident in the volleyball player posters to the underneath description that was hidden like his love for godzilla and his love of taking pictures of the people he cares about the most

it was all that made up iwaizumi hajime

your feet took you to stand in front of him, still standing at the doorway, and you stood on your toes to try and be eye-level with him

‘youre really cool, iwa-san’

you whispered and his ears turned red, not from the compliment, but by the close distance between you two

iwa clearedhis throat and ruffled your hair roughly, pushing you down slightly back to the balls of your feet

‘i already knew that, brat. now go and sit over there and be comfortable or whatever while i go get the food’

he hurriedly turned to hide his growing red face but you stopped him

‘iwa-san,,, ano,,, can,, i borrow a hoodie?’

you mumbled, nervously thinking he might refuse 

but he grunted a response, not bothering to turn around

‘take your pick’

you smiled and thanked him before bounding over to the wardrobe that was pushed against the wall across his bed that was against the corner by his window

inside had so many hoodies and there were also shirts that were hung up on the other half

they were all graphic tees that either had american bands or anime or game references

opting for a mint green hoodie that says ‘SONIC NYOOM’, you had an undershirt under your button up and as you slipped the bloodied long sleeve off, he swung the door open, eyes focused on the tray of coke filled glasses

then he looked up and almost dropped it at the sight of you,,, like that

‘OH MY GOD SORRY’

he shrieked and carefully but hurriedly backtracked back to the hallway

ofc you were shocked too but you quickly put the hoodie on and went to get him

iwaizumi’s heart was hammering in his chest and he was VERY red with embarrassment 

how could he see you like that?!

a girl who wasnt his shouldnt be seen like that by his eyes!

a touch on his arm reminded him of his position and he was still holding the tray but it was clear from the liquid in the cups that he was shaking slightly

‘iwa-san, its okay. i still had a shirt on so dont misunderstand’

you reasoned and he nodded, still not looking at you

the beginning of the movie was quite awkward as you both were sitting next to each other on the floor, backs against his mattress while the laptop played godzilla in front of yall

but it seems it was just him who was feeling this way bc you were intrigued at this weird monster that was squshing building under its foot and you continued munching on the food

iwa stood up and coughed

‘im going to take a shower’

you paused it and stared up at him, a chip halfway in your mouth

‘oh? you want me to wait for you?’

he agressively shook his head

‘no! its okay i watched it already. just,,,, watch it’

at the end, his words came out jumbled in his hurry to go and calm his heart down

you shrugged and unpaused the movie to continue watching

iwa spent his time in the shower, thinking and trying to think of stupid thoughts like the time oikawa almost choked on a peanut when they were in middle school to distract him of thoughts of how adorable you were

ONG HE WAS JUST SHOWERING AND INNOCENTLY DOING SHOWER THINGS

‘no, i said she was like a sister to me. and a sister she’ll remain’

okay ngl even though theyre not related, im worried yall would be like ‘iNcESt’ but bls a lot of people have tried to sibling-zoned people yet realized they liked them in THAT way

as he wrapped himself with a towel, he then realized

oh my god he didnt bring clothes

LMAO NOOOO IWAAAAA

iwa frantically looked around and he saw his mother’s sakura themed robe and he paused, arguing silently with him if he should wear it

well, it was either that or he went back into the room and showed you,,,,,, this

sucking in a sharp breath, he kept the towel around his waist and slipped his arms through the tight arm holes and he awkwardly tried to keep it tied since he was so much bigger than his tiny mom

what is happening

you saw the door opening and excitedly turned to tell him about this one scene when your voice died down in your throat at the sight of him 

here was iwaizumi hajime, ultra muscle buff man who gets abs with a simple glance of the gym, wearing an all too-tight pink, cherry blossom print robe that was so tight the tie around it was shaking to keep it together

‘dont’

he whispered and that snapped your remaining surprise to double over in laughter

‘its so cute! iwa-san, youre so cute!’

you shrieked and he growled and hurriedly went to to grab grey sweatpants and a shirt before running straight back to the bathroom

when he finally came back out, his face was still red and he was pouting as he sat next to you back to his seat

he could feel you staring at him while looking constipated as you held your laugh in and the second your eyes met, your giggles fell out

iwa rolled his eyes

‘yes yes let it out’

‘hehe, iwa-san, i didnt know you had that style’

‘it isnt! i didnt want to walk in here practically naked with you in the room!’

he growled and you nodded, still not quite believing it

‘hai hai. just say you like pink, i wont tell’

you waved and iwa felt offended

‘what do you mean ‘hai hai’?! its really not!’

your lips pursed to keep more giggles in and iwa growled again before lunging to grab your sides and tickling you 

of course being careful to not touch your wounds

you shrieked at the ticklish feeling and iwa laughed as you made weak attempts to push him off

‘huh? what was that? whatd you say? cant talk anymore, can ya?’

he teased

‘NO!!!! IWA-SAAAAN!!!!!’

you shouted in between your laughter and he finally let up when you squealed out your apologies and promised to never say it again

you breathed air into your lungs and sat back up to recollect yourselves 

iwa saw the strands that escaped your bun and they were scattered everywhere looking messy with your flushed cheeks and teary eyes

oh my god you were beautiful

he was so happy that you still kept that smile despite what happened and he was going to fight to keep it there

forever

it was about nearly the end when you finally realized how different iwaizumi’s hair looked

‘oi, iwa-san, your hair is not naturally spiky?’

he continued eating the chips while still watching the movie

‘what would you expect? even shittykawa’s hair is like this. did ya know that he wakes up extra early to curl it into that shitty mess?’

your jaw dropped

‘EEEHHHH???!!!!!!!’

later, you asked him how he does his hair for school and he blindly reached for the gel that was resting on his desk before tossing it to you

‘here’

you looked at it and flickered over to his hair and then you had the greatest realization

‘GODZILLA-SAMA!’

you pointed and he stopped eating, turning to give you a confused look

‘ha?’

you shrieked in an another round of laughter

‘IWA-SAN LIKES GODZILLA-SAMA SO MUCH HE DOES HIS HAIR AFTER HIM!!!!’

you doubled over to the floor, clutching your stomach and iwaizumi’s flustered expression made you laugh harder

he knew you were smart but,,, not this smart

you figured out his secret

the secret he’s hidden since he was practically a toddler

even his best friend, the guy hes known since he was born, never made the connection

yet here you are, figuring it out not even a year of knowing him

was this part of the many reasons he,, felt his heart beat for you?

oikawa was relieved that you had the bright twinkle in your eyes the next time he saw you and you were actively talking to iwaizumi in that early morning practice

‘oh? y/n-chan, is iwa-chan your best friend now?’

he tried not to sound jealous for his own best friend’s closeness to you and he added a teasing smile for extra measure

okay that hurted me a bit

iwaizumi snarled and blasted the volleyball towards his face before he could even yell or shout

‘iwa-san, dont do that’

you chided softly, small hands wrapping around his muscly arm

but iwa patted your head

‘deserving people deserve things to happen to them’

you rolled your eyes but smiled at him

‘hai hai’

the next week, iwa still kept a close eye on you in case someone else decided to mess with you 

but you told him that you swear youd tell him if someone did and he trusts you so he backed off a little

one day, he was eating lunch with the other third years in their classroom when you busted through the door, excitedly holding your phone

‘iwa-san! i figured out what country your flag was!’

he was halfway of shoving rice in his mouth when iwa looked at you

‘oh? you couldve just asked me though?’

you pouted and went to pull a chair from another desk to sit beside him

‘nooo. i wanted to work for that information. so you’re from the philippines, iwa-san?’

he nodded proudly

‘yep’

your eyes shone with interest

‘really?! you look japanese so it must be one of your parents. hey, iwa-san, which island are you from? i read about them and they have like 7641 islands-’

the others watched as you read through the article in your phone and iwa wasnt even following your words, instead staring at you with a dazed look and a lovesick smile

mattsun, makki, and oikawa exchanged looks of surprise because in all the years theyve known him especially oikawa, iwa was never interested in girls and such

he was a straight forward man with goals and straight sight to get them done with no distractions like relationships or love

yet here he was

slowly falling in love with you without even knowing he is

he continued to fall with the simplest things about you

from the perfume that you wore everyday to the way you would tuck your hair behind your ear when you were talking to someone

little quirks he used to miss was now being noticed even if you were right behind him and not in his line of vision

now, the boys were starting to see the difference of their precious ace

it was as if when he started to like you, they knew immediately by how he was acting

then one day during practice, you were late and they were all looking around for you and when they couldnt find you, they met back in the gym with nervous looks

iwa was already pacing around, a scary aura radiating off of him, and kindaichi, who went with him to look around the school, warned the others of iwaizumi’s worry

‘he was slamming doors open and he was walking so fast i had to run to even keep up with him’

then you busted through the gym door

you were actually picking up food for the team and sweets and you were held up when makki’s puffs were still being cooked

they rallied around you to make sure you werent hurt and you assured them but iwa pulled them away like picked them up and threw them off to the side and took you in his arms

iwa thought you were hurt and he was so worried something happened to you again

the hug was bone-crushing with how hard he was squeezing you but you felt his worry though and you freed your arms to wrap them around his neck

‘im okay, iwa-san’

you whispered in his ear and he nodded

‘let me hold you for a second’

he mumbled and you nodded

‘oi, theres food in the bags so make sure you eat it all. coach paid for it all so dont leave behind anything’

the mention of the food distracted them from you and iwa and they piled on top of each other to reach their food first

iwa was grateful that you distracted the others from seeing him being vulnerable towards you

‘i thought-’

‘shh,,, you have me right here, right now. safe and sound’

you knew how much seeing you all battered messed him up and his attempt of making you forget about it has been

and his worry of you being gone without no sign of where you went will forever be there and he will always have that thought in the back ofhis mind

the next time you came over, you actually met his parents

since you went home early before, you didnt catch his parents when they came home around 10 minutes after you left

but this time, they were already home with his mom cooking dinner while his father was sitting on the dining chair reading a newspaper

iwa walked through the door, shouting he was home, and you did the same thing to be customary

oof his parents were surprised

his mom turned around to share a look of surprise with her husband

sure they havent seen tooru in a while but they were pretty sure his voice wasnt that high pitched

right?

‘hajime, did you hit tooru so much you ruined his-’

then his mother stopped talking at the sight of you holding iwa’s hand tightly when yall stepped around the corner

you sheepishly smiled at them and bowed your head in greeting

oh my

so this was why iwaizumi hajime-san was really really really handsome

his parents were freaking good looking

like his mother was aphrodite with her flawless melanin skin and doe shaped eyes with a mole under her left eye

and his father was like ares, so handsome yet still manly and his appearance was a special type of good-looking with his buffness and ruffed appearance

‘iwa-san, i didnt know your parents were gods’

you mumbled, still staring at them

iwaizumi choked and coughed, flustered

‘oh my!’

his mother placed a hand over her mouth

‘hello’

his father stood up to walk in front of you and held his hand out

‘i’m hajime’s father’

you let go of hajime’s hand to shake his own with both of your hands

‘really nice to meet you! i’m l/n y/n! seijoh volleyball manager! first year!’

you introduced then stepped aside to fully bow 90 degrees

iwaizumi thought it was so cute of how flustered you were at meeting his parents

‘ay nako! nak, i didnt know you had such a beautiful girlfriend!’

she squealed and hurriedly went to stand in front of you and gently grasped your arms to stand you back straight and took a good look at you

‘youre so beautiful, iha. nice skin, pretty eyes, ang ganda!’

even with your research of tagalog, you didnt quite understand what she was saying

iwa noticed your slightly confused expression and he laughed, tucking his hands in his pockets

‘sorry, my nay speaks in taganese when she gets excited’

‘t-taganese?’

‘tagalog and japanese’

you nodded in understanding

it was time to put your basic reserach to test

‘hello po’

you greeted her and nervously took her hand and pressed the back of it to your forehead before slowly lowering it down and letting go

her wide eyes made you think you did something bad or even offensive!

‘i-i’

‘HAY NAKO, HAJIMEE~!’

she shrieked 

‘YUNG-!!! YUNG-!!!’

okay im terrified

iwa noticed his mother’s malfunction and gently wrapped his arm around her shoulder and veered her back to her kitchen

‘sorry about her, l/n-chan. its just,,,, hajime hasnt brought home a girl before. and you doing that mustve done it in for her’

you worriedly watched hajime calm his mom down with a smile and talking to her hushed

in their perspective,,,

‘shes so nice, nak! marry her, okay? shes very pretty and she made an effort to please your nanay, so go and marry her!’

ohmylord im nervous

initially, iwa only wanted to go and hang out with you and watch a movie

not have a full dinner with his family

lmao i shouldve told you that youve been friends for months now

his mother cooked sinigang and adobo and more filipino dishes, adding even more when she saw you were joining them

the dining table was covered with a large plate full of food and you were so fascinated because this was a side of iwa that you wanted to know more about

‘wow!’

you said, not thinking, at the deep-fried fish that still had its eyeballs intact

iwa genuinely thought you would’ve shyed away from it in disgust but your eyes were glistening with genuine interest

‘iwa-san! youre so lucky you get to eat this stuff!’

you told him, looking over at his direction

while mrs iwaizumi was lading in the soup into the big bowl, mr iwaizumi was sitting at the dining table, watching your interaction and hajime telling you what each food was and your noises of surprise

he watched his son laugh when you said the palabok reminded you of the orange boy hinata 

and he also watched his son look at you so lovestruck and exactly like how he looks at his wife

soon, his mother finished and they rounded the table before saying a quick prayer to bless the food and digging in

‘so, what do you want to start with, iha?’

mrs iwaizumi asked and your wide eyes looked around

‘hm, im not sure. whats your favorite iwa-san?’

you looked to your right towards hajime who was busy eating and stopped before pointing his lips towards a direction

‘that one’

‘hah?’

you asked 

mrs iwaizumi laughed at her son’s actions

‘sorry, l/n-chan, my son has adapted my traits. he was pointing to this, adobo. do you want some?’

‘yes please’

the smell made your mouth water and you started to tuck in

maybe it was your managerial instincts, but you used your napkin to wipe hajime’s lips and he was also used to this and turned his head to make it easier for you then he went to grab the water jug and re-fill your glass

once it was done, you both silently went back to eating

his parents watched his exchange and it was like watching a married couple taking care of each other

‘so, l/n-chan, you said you were their manager’

mr iwaizumi started and you nodded, wiping your lips

‘yes. i have been for a while now and please, call me y/n’

‘hajime actually told us he had a new manager for his team and tooru told us too. but we didnt know you were a girl. its just so interesting for hajime to bring you home as he has never really had any female friends’

mrs iwaizumi’s comment made you chuckle and iwa’s eyes widened in embarassment

‘nay! of course ive had female friends! ive had friends from all genders!’

he reasoned but you teasingly smiled at him

‘ah, im not really surprised. iwa-san doesnt exactly have the appearance that girls are brave enough to approach’

he sent you a betrayed glance

‘hah?! what’s that supposed to mean?!’

you shrugged, going back to your food

‘im just saying that you always have this intense look in your eyes and youre always frowning. but its cute so its fine. and besides, i dont think theyve seen you laugh since you dont really smile a lot, iwa-san’

‘but you’ve seen me smile!’

‘eung. but its only to me. if they knew the stuff i knew like you being a godzilla fan or your collection of succelents, theyd see you like oikawa-san’

‘HAH?! YOU SEE ME LIKE SHITTYKAWA?!’

mrs iwaizumi held her husband’s hand on the table as they watched you both bicker and tease each other with a smile

hajime has always been on the rougher side of things and he doesnt really have many close friends other than the team and even then, tooru is the only one he can really be himself around

yet here you are, bringing out the boy hajime really is and making him laugh, a sound his parents dont really hear outside the house

and your eyes

god, your eyes held admiration, life,,,, and you might not know this yet,, but love

her eyes trailed her son who teasingly headbutted you and you faking a surprise and doing the same

then you heard his father’s cough which brought you back to where you were and the situation and the people that were there

you felt embarrassment creeping up inside you and you bowed

‘im sorry for acting like that, iwaizumi-san. i-’

‘no, dont apologize, darling. please, dont’

her soft smile made the nerves in you ease and hajime’s father winked at him and he knew exactly what his father was trying to say

after dinner, you volunteered to wash the plates but they veered you away from there and towards the living room 

‘oh my god, pops! stop her!’

hajime whined because he knows what his mother was going to do

she was going to show him his baby pictures

you sat on the beige couch and watched as she reached under the coffee table and revealed a few albums that had iwaizumi hajime written on the cover

‘now, y/n-chan, hajime wasnt always this pouty. in fact, he used to always have a smile on his face and laughed at the littlest things! like right here! a leaf fell on him and he-’

stories of his childhood was exchanged throughout the night and you were laughing so hard that tears were falling out of your eyes while hajime wrapped your shoulders with his arm and he would squeeze you tightly whenever you made fun of him

‘oh dear! iwa-san! you-!’

you didnt finished as you continued to laugh and he sighed

‘nay, can we go eat dessert now?’

he asked his mother and she was beginning to feel sorry for him so she smiled and nodded

‘okay. hajime, come help me’

‘iwaizumi-san, i can-’

‘no, y/n-chan. dont you worry your pretty little head about anything and just look through more of these pictures’

hajime followed his mother to their kitchen before she stopped and turned around

his mother’s height was around 5′1 so she had to look up to meet his eyes and her hands were clasped around his biceps

she is definitely beautiful and he cursed at how little he got from his mother other than her skin color

mrs iwaizumi married her husband and immigrated to japan to have a family and your polite action from earlier moved her as she hasnt experienced that in nearly 2 decades

‘nay, shes,,,, just a friend’

he reasoned, a wobbly smile to cover up his want for that title to change

yet mothers def knows best and saw right through it

she gave him a firm look with furrowed eyebrows and pursed lips

‘nak, dont lie to yourself. i raised you to never tell a lie and lying to yourself is considered lying to someone. she’s not your KAibigan, shes your kaIBIGan’

now, hajime knew a little bit of tagalog as his mother made sure he was able to at least speak to his relatives back home

so he got a hint of what she was saying yet was confused 

then he realized it

his blush creeped up his neck and he chuckled, ducking his head low to avoid his mother’s eyes

‘nak, listen to me. papunta ka pa lang, pabalik na ako. youre still growing and you may be confused right now, but make sure to think wisely and dont live with regrets. nanay doesnt want you to go through it all by yourself since she knows how hard it was. so please, listen to me and pursue her. shes special, hajime. she makes you so, so happy. i see it in your eyes, her eyes, god has fated you together. i feel it’

now if a filipino mother actually tells their son to go after a girl, thats a pretty big thing as its known that mothers are the hardest to convince and are fiercely protective of their sons, especially if its an only son, but mrs iwaizumi literally tells hajime to go court you because she sees how happy you make him and is willing to let hajime go to you 

definitely his mother’s words stuck to him and as he walked you home, he was busy thinking that he was quiet and you were worried as he would be talking right now

‘iwa-san? you okay?’

you asked and he blinked, taken back to reality from his daydream

‘hm, yea’

he answered to look at you

hes been pining for months now and he slipped his hand into yours, holding it tightly

uwu if you want to see iwa moments with y/n, read through the seijoh manager series as theres a lot of them in there

he wanted you yet, he knew it would be selfish of him to keep you in the future

he would be a college student while you’re in your 2nd year

would you want to be so far away from him?

could you handle it?

‘yanno, iwa-san, your dad told me something interesting’

you suddenly said, squeezing his hand and kicking rocks while looking up at the night sky

‘what was it? something embarrassing?’

he immediately feared that they told you that story when he was still potty training and he fell straight into the toilet 

‘hmm,,, no. he told me that he met your nanay when she was a high school student and he was a in an intern at your lolo’s company’

iwa listened and he had a smile at how you said the tagalog word for grandfather

‘he said she almost ran him over by her bike and she fled but they met again when she visited your lolo. through that, they became friends and then she confessed to him. apparently, he declined because she was younger than him, although just 3 years, and he was leaving for his own country in a few months so he didnt know if she would wait for him’

were,,,, you reading his mind?

iwa knew of his parents story yet with you telling it, it sounded a million times more interesting

‘yet she promised him. thats it, just a promise. that she would remain faithful to him, she would keep herself for him and when she finally graduates, she would go and find him and they could be happy together. he said it was the longest 3 years of his life yet when he saw in the airport, he felt like the wait was worth it. because he gets to hold the embodiment of happiness in his arms for the rest of his life’

you finished and he hummed

‘times have changed, y/n’

‘even you?’

you stopped walking and he naturally stopped too

‘would you wait for me like he did if i promised myself to you? if i promised you that despite the few years of waiting, i would still be yours and remain yours until we’re ready to be together?’

WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!

iwa’s heart was drumming in his chest and he wanted so desparately to look at you in the eyes but you were making that impossible as your head was bowed and your eyes were fixed on the concrete you both stood on

‘of course, i would’

your head snapped up and e/c clashed with olive eyes 

‘i would wait for you. we may,,, be young right now. and they might think we’re,,, being impulsive. but i dont care. because right now, all that matters, is you and me. we can think about the consequences later, but right now, i just want to kiss you’

he admitted, red ears seen by the moonlight

your body shook

‘do it, no balls’

well,,,, he has the balls

and under the moon, at 8:34 pm, iwaizumi hajime kissed you

OML THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT SEIJOH SHORT WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO OIKAWA AND HIS NEIGHBORS ARE LIKE ‘AH SHITE HERE WE GO AGAIN’

it didnt come as a surprise to the team when yall announced your relationship

well,, you both actually didnt tell them outright until like weeks later

what can you say?

you and iwa are very private people and you dont really like to show off in public

even though yall lit rally are stuck to the hip and he does things that he doesnt even think hes doing but he is totally doing

you were only caught by,,, guess who

mrs iwaizumi

it was weeks when she met up with mrs oikawa bc theyre totally best friends and thats why their sons are best friends

she told her of her son’s girlfriend and how sweet you were and how mrs oikawa should be jealous that her son doesnt have a girlfriend like that and the standards for oikawa’s future girlfriend was raised just by that teasing

oikawa literally came into after school practice after a phone call with his mother, fuming

you were talking to kindaichi and yahaba with iwa beside you, arm around your waist totally not obvious guys

and yall just saw an angry oikawa stomping towards yall

‘y/n-chan, iwa-chan, why the hell did my mom just call me and tell me that im not allowed to bring home a girl if she doesnt have h/c with s/c (skin color) and e/c and h/m (height measurement)?’

you shrugged

‘oikawa-san, i’ve never even met your mom before’

but iwa had a hunch

‘ahh,,,, my mom mustve been bragging to your mom. yanno how they are’

oikawa shot him a disbelieving look

‘IWA-CHAN! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND I DONT! BUT ITS WORSE THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS AFFECTING MY FUTURE ONE!’

he ranted, completely unaware that he just outed your entire relationship to the team

tbh they werent even surprised

like they were all ‘damn now shes taken. but cant say i didnt see that coming’

they took it pretty well too

they know how iwa is and they literally respect this mans and if anything, out of the whole team, he is the best candidate for your boyfriend

dating iwa is totally normal and yall just have increased touches?? like i dont know how to explain like he’s constantly holding your hand or arm around your waist or shoulder etc

literally nothing changed

you still have dinners at his house and iwa also knows your family and all that

and the most important thing is,

he kept that promise

even when he was literally at the other side of the world,

he still remained yours and you kept your own promise and waited patiently for his return

OOOOO TIMESKIP IWAIZUMI HAJIME (27) ATHLETE TRAINER

a little girl with bouncing dark brown hair was giggling as she maneuvered herself around the tall people

a shout from her parents and little sister was only making her run faster until she crashed into the legs of the person she’s been looking for

his blue jersey was similar to hers and she raised her arms up with a bright smile

‘uncle!’

she yelled and he chuckled before hoisting her up to his arms

‘ah, reyna-chan, didnt mom and dad tell you to wait for them? look! tala-chan is crying because you left her’

she followed his finger to her little sister, who was in her father’s arms, crying and reaching out for her

‘nee-chan!’

she screeched

finally, her parents were there and you were scolding her for running off

‘reyna, just dont do that again’

you said and she nodded, pouting and holding her uncle’s thumb

‘thank you, tooru-san. i dont know what i would do if she got lost’

oikawa grinned then gently patted the hat-covered head of the newborn baby girl that was strapped to your chest

‘hehe, its okay, y/n-chan. after all! uncle is always there to save reyna-chan!’

she shrieked when he held her up and hajime shook his head in his antics

‘where’s the others? i saw them in the stands but-’

he was cut off when he heard the shouts and yells from the other side that could only belong to your boys

‘woooo!!!!’

kindaichi’s voice echoed through the place and mattsuhana were rushing to greet their goddaughters

tala shyly accepted the arms of mattsun while makki was squealing quietly when darna was holding his finger tightly as she slept

‘taka-san, wanna hold her? she’s easier to hold when she’s sleeping’

‘oh can i?’

his eyes held the stars as the 11-month-old raised her fist then lowered it back down, sleep still heavy on her

‘waaa~ darna-chan is growing really quickly’

kunimi whispered, peering over his senpai to look at the baby whos eyes kept fluttering

you chuckled while looking at oikawa and him playfully bouncing reyna

‘tooru-san, congratulations on your win. it seems you’ve beaten hajime this time’

you complimented and the brunette smiled brightly at you, adjusting the little girls in his arms

‘ei, y/n-chan, i’ll beat him next time, and next time and the next time!’

every time he said ‘next’ he gave his goddaughter a kiss on her cheek making her giggle

your husband was pouting at the reminder of japan’s loss and you reached over to wrap your arms around him causing hajime to turn his head away from you

‘aww, my 4th baby is sad now’

you cooed and cupped his face delicately on your hands making him sulk and whine

the others, watching the scene, continue to be surprised at this side of their captain that remains to only be caused by you

‘ugh, nearly a decade later and theyre still sappy’

yahaba gagged and watari slapped his back

‘let them be happy’

‘come on! im in the mood for spaghetti! you like spaghetti, tala-chan?’

‘eung!’

mattsun cheered with kindaichi and she raised her hands to share the same energy

once everyone was situated in a restaurant and ordered, small talks were shared around the table of the past

‘haha, spaghetti is how your baba found out about you, tala-chan’

yahaba’s comment made the walking group laugh at the memory of seeing the video you sent in the seijoh group chat

‘i wanted to be creative with my second child since my firstborn was revealed by this loudmouth’

oikawa winced at the indirect diss at him

‘y/n-chan! i was really excited to find out i was going to be an uncle!’

‘youre already an uncle, bakakawa!’

hajime has toned down the insults to keep it pg for the children

‘but-!’

they started to argue, the oldest daughter looking disinterested as she sees this happening or hearing it whenever her dad and uncle video chat

‘it took me forever to find a ‘prego’ pasta sauce in the grocery store like i dont know why. was there a shortage?’

you complained, remembering the frustration

your fellow first years snickered at you and kindaichi prodded fun at you

‘is that why you just outright told him you were pregnant the day you found out?’

you rolled your eyes and watched makki and mattsun and tala watch the youngest as she wiggled her fists in the air and was awake enough to babble ‘makki’ over and over again

that was her first word and although she is now able to say a few words, she still repeats her first word over and over again

‘we had a fight and it just came out so of course i didnt have time to prepare!’

you defended and hajime finished his antics with oikawa just as you said that

‘what-what was your words again? ‘i really want to push you off the roof right now but i want my baby to meet their bastard father first?’‘

you gasped at that regretful statement and punched him in the arm

‘hajime! stop!’

you whined and covered your face with the sleeves of your his hoodie

‘hehe, y/n, you should do that again’

kyotani teased and you glared at him

‘shut up kyotani’

eyebrows were raised

‘eh? are you more hormonal?’

‘do you realize you already have 3 daughters?’

‘iwaizumi-san really wants to have a volleyball team family’

‘at least wait a year and a half, you animals’

‘so,, like hes that good huh?’

hajime growled and leaned over to intimidate but you snarled and jumped on your feet, being held back by the arms by kindaichi and hajime to stop yourself from leaping across the table to kill yahaba

‘keep talking like shite and i’ll make sure none of you become the godfather of this baby’

okay what

one, did you just curse

and two, this baby?!

‘im big sister again?!’

reyna ruined the surprised silence and then chaos ensued

‘WHAT!’

‘BABY?!’

‘THIS BABY?!’

you just realized what you said and smirked at the chaos you created and sat back down, leaning on the back of the chair and smugly taking a sip of your water

‘oh the power i hold in my hands’

you teased and oikawa pointed at you

‘when! how long!’

you looked at hajime who was so shocked that his eyes glazed over and a passerby wouldve thought he was dead

‘apparently 3 months’

oikawa started counting and his eyes widened at that thought

‘you-! you stayed in argentina! in my house! my house-!’

‘yep. both of them created under your house’

what 

!!!!!

hajime fainted 

oikawa screamed

a/n: okay i admit i got a little too carried away with this one. i just love filo!iwa and this was mostly written in his pov bc cmon we all know we love iwa and fell in love w him the moment we saw him

[skeetlehand]

I know I’ve been really inactive lately on my Tumblr. Things have been quite turbulent in the past couple of months! For two months, I have metaphorically, dropped the pen (I actually got a pen, one of those little cheap magnetic circle ones ehehe). I’ve tried my hand at some simple things, and they didn’t really pan out well, so I never posted. I’m trying to get back into the rhythm of things, but they’re really going slow. 

I’ll be in college soon! That’s a youch on my wallet, chief. Might do commissions, but I’m not sure how to set those up, or even if I should? Ahaha. I AM IN COLLEGE NOW. wow. this costs money. they dont have good food L Well, some things that have made me really happy recently though, are the small things! I got a new (lined. not an actual sketchbook) notebook to draw in until i get it right. I’ve started playing DND again, and I’m finding, I really really like the way the campaign’s goin’. DND is going well and my character is a gay whore now /affectinate and an massive clown. i am the clown he is only the circus. i force him to show the tiddy line because the shirt doesnt have any more buttons. he doesnt like it. imagine being a wizard, hollis.

This here, is something I’ve been cobbling for over a month. It’s a small section of a longer ... animatic. It was supposed to be an animatic. But I ended up adding some small details like this. That’s my wizard, Hollis! He doesn’t look much like a wizard, does he? Haha... :) THIS PROJECT IS STILL BEING WORKED ON just. so many frames. i want music. sadness I hope yall will be patient with me as I try to get back to a normal posting schedule after my ... hiatus? I do have a bunch of reposts to make, that I saved off of my dash from my beloved mutuals. Sorry I’ve been practically radio silent, though - I used to be really active, and to the asks I had that I never answered,,, sorry. To the mutuals I kinda stopped talking to, extra sorry!! i didnt mean to skjdfhlsdjkhfjlk. Thanks for waiting this long, though! Means a lot! - skeetlehands

[todourouki]

Ehehe, gimme the spicy prompt 😏, #13 (thicker) with Bakugo, Deku, and Todoroki pleasee

Hello love! I added Kirishima as well as you requested seperately! Thank you so much! and i hope you enjoy this! ❤️

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NSFW PROMPT #13: What s*x with them would be like with a [thicker/skinnier] S/O?

including bakugou, midoriya, todoroki, & kirishima

well all know bakugou is hard to get praise from

he never gives out praise— he hates it

like........he just never does it

until you come around

and all he could do was think about different ways to get you to understand that he found you beautiful

uncover simp™

in bed though

bakugou finds all the right ways to get you to understand

he worships your body in bed

his hands never get off your frame

from gripping every inch of thickness on your ass

to squeezing your breasts and trailing them with kisses

to biting the juiciness of your thighs

he manages to find a way to get you to appreciate every single curve on your body

he loves the feeling of your skin inside his hand when he grips it

especially your ass

bakugou is an ass man, this is clear

therefore he loves slapping and gripping and even biting your ass cheek

he also loves when you sit on his face

this man will eat you for breakfast, dinner, and lunch and complain when you finally get off him

“katsu’, you can’t breathe”

“........okay? you think i care???”

honestly this man would just love every inch of you

he’d also tell you how much of a fine ass body you have during sex

whispering to you how much he loves the sound your ass clapping against him as you fuck him back

and about how he loves the feeling of you being pressed against him, whining for his touch

a man.

okay so midoriya is a fucking sweetheart

we all know that

but during sex.....

he’s still a sweetheart idc sorry

this man loves some passionate/aggressive sex

like he won’t call you his cumslut, sorry

but what he will do, is praise and reward you the whole time

whether it be praising how good your thighs feel wrapped around his waist

to how good you throw it back on him

to just how beautiful you look when you take it like a champ

this man will not STOP complimenting you and he doesn’t plan on doing it anyway

now, our man is strong™

and i mean STRONG

So even if you think he can’t pick you up?

he’s picking you up and drilling you against the wall while telling you just how pretty you look

a real gentleman

also, let’s understand this—

this man WILL NOT make you cum any less than two times!

i feel like izuku can be really vocal and loud in bed

but he can also be really silent and needy

so when he’s silent and so, instead of vocally telling you how much he appreciates you

he’s caressing and kissing every inch of you over and over again

todoroki lovessss himself some thick girls

like idc

todoroki is a pervert, he’s just lowkey w it

he don’t know any better yall

he will not hesitate to respectfully look at a nice ass

so when he meets you?

he’s in heaven

fucking todoroki is the real life definition of having a dom that just can’t help but do whatever you ask

because the minute all your clothes come off and he’s left with nothing but your skin and your curves,

his brain malfunctions and he sees nothing but you, hearts, and stars

you drive him insane

he tells you it too

making sure to groan into your ear that he just can’t believe he gets to see all those curves writhing underneath him

and he just can’t believe he gets to grip all of it

he gets to rub his hands across your stomach, kissing you everywhere and feeling every inch of body he can

the man is obsessed

he wasn’t a simp before but he is one now

and it’s your fault

especially the way your curves look when your face is stuffed into a pillow and your ass is on for his display

he falls inlove every time

kirishima!!!is!!!a!!!sweetheart!!!

and yes, he loves him some passionate sex

but he also does like a little toughness

i feel like no one acknowledges that about it

the minute this boy is in the zone?

he’s ready to tear your clothes in half and drill you into the mattress

especially when he gets a teasing display of your body

like when you wear nothing but a t shirt or get dressed infront of him

kirishima loves titties

and he loves giving you tummy rubs

but most importantly

he loves telling you just how sexy and fucking gorgeous your body is

in sex, while demolishing you, he reminds you that you and all that comes with you is the only thing that could make him feel that good

you and your curves are the only two things that could make him as hard as you do

the way you look when your boobs bounce up and down underneath him is his kink

stop thinking kirishima aint calling you his personal little doll

he will

and it’s because your body

your moans

your face when you cum

your hair

your voice

all of you is literally doll-like and perfect to him

even if you think your body doesn’t technically replicate one

he manages to tell you that you’re the perfect one for him, as he buries himself deep in your walls and grips onto your waist for dear life

kirishima be inlove with me right now

[aquariusshadow]

Live!Blogging HSMTMTS s2x8

Well, well, well, who would’ve thought my streaming site would have the episode up early. I can finally get a Live!Blog done at a decent time for once.

Rip Rini. That’s my only prediction for this ep.

Lesss goooooo

--

“napoleon over here” jfc haha

“because winners don’t freak out” good mantra miss jenn

Lets take a shot how many times Ricky says “Nini”—I’m at 2 already with one minute in

Awwwwwwww look at gina giving ej pointers for the dancing

“biggie” idk how I feel about that nickname for big red but you do you Ashlyn

Why am I surprised that this rendition is really good

Big red you’re killing it

To any of yall who remember Unus Annus (memento mori ☹ ) plz tell me you remember their “version” of the gaston song???

Cuz that’s all im thinking about

EJ your voice is so good we’ve been robbed this entire show

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, well done well done

Awwww poor seb

Tbf I’d probably try that out too ngl haha

We’re already calling ricky ‘you-know-who’ and this show is well known for it’s harry potter references…..yikes

3

Asdlhjsdlhfasdfh

“No offense Ricky, but it’s not all about you.” Daaaaaaaaamn

Ricky

Sir

What are you doing

Why

Aldfaksjdfahsdf

Yes asking people to collab is legit

Yes this could also be some creep

But stop being clingy and obsessive ricky good lord

Oh so NOW he regrets one of his bad choices with nini

4

Hehe portwell smiling at each other all throughout the ep

HFLDKJHGJFGGH

WAIT

ARE WE ADDRESSING IT

EJ LIKES HER HOLY SHIT

AJDFALHSDJFASDLFHASDFJASDFLASDFJASDFHASKFDJASDLFS

I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IF/WHEN/HOW THEY WERE GONNA ADDRESS IT

I stg if my video doesn’t stop glitching imma sue something

Oooooooooo ej’s dad

Oh

Oh no

Ej never told his dad about duke

WAIT

HIS DAD PULLED STRINGS TO GET HIM IN

Sir

Mr sir

Mr fucking sir

Of course he’s one of those parents

Miss jenn does have a strong soprano range I’ll give her that

Poor seb

He just wanted some rehearsal time

5

Honestly ricky I think you can still call her nini

6

Even big red is tired of listening to the same shit with ricky

7

I do feel for the kid but man

Ooooo kourt’s mom

I like how we’re seeing more of the parents

Her mom is so supportive

That’s so nice to see

Yaaay some of their relationship was real afterall

Even tho Howie scuffed up

Yea kourt you tell him

Yea I have a feeling ricky just kinda froze while taking the career apititude test

8

“I did not come home for you” hell yea nini you tell him

Everyone in the restaraunt is just staring lmao

Rip Rini?

I will be very very very mad if they make up at the end of the ep and continue on like nothing happened

Awwwwww Ashlyn made a Big Red career collage that’s so cute

Oooooooooh I see the conflict now ok

Big red you should tell her what you really want

There you go

Look at that communication

Rini take notes

Awwwwww mazzarra made her a lil mini snack/coffee table to help her relax

That’s very sweet

And he’s the only one of her love-interests that actually knows how to HELP her

Man he’s smitten with her isn’t he

Gina’s hair is so pretty here I love it

She smiles every time she sees ej ehehe

And he’s helping her crochet <3

Look at portwell’s communication skills here

Maaaaaaaan

Even tho they are different

Both of them are listening to each other and are still helping each other

While rina had stuff like that in common

Season 2 scuffed them so bad gina was just unhappy

Aka gina’s list on why she likes ej

This is so cute

Jasljdsflhasdf

“you’d see what I-the rest of us see”

Plz don’t play with my heart yall

I wasn’t sure if Gina liked him back romantically or not

Portwell Nation rise up

Ashlyn I love you but whyyyyy did you ruin the momenttttttt

Oh my god

Why are Rini being happy and cute when they JUST blew up at each other

Im so confused

Is that normal for relationships?

To go from a major fight then being super cute and happy like nothing happened????

Ok now we’re talking about it…..

“At YAC I liked who I was there” uh…Nini weren’t you kinda miserable there?

Oooooooooo

Here’s the thing

Right now Ricky is clinging onto the safety feeling

And Nini JUST said she didn’t want to be ‘safe’

Im glad he told her about the insta comment

Are they….are they actually breaking up now?

Alright this is probably the best way they both could’ve ended things

A mutual, understanding, emotion filled break up with no hard feelings

That’s gonna help both of them in the future I think

Assuming the writers don’t throw them back together at the end of the episode

9

My heart does go out to them tho :/

Howie does have a very nice voice

LOOK AT DOMESTIC PORTWELL

GUYS LOOK AT THAT

THAT’S SO CUTE

HE PUT A BLANKET OVER HER LIKE COME ON

SHE FELT SAFE ENOUGH TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH NEXT TO HIM

rina could never at least right now

Ok we got all the ships in this song

Except for Rini

If this is foreshadowing im very content

Awwww ricky ☹

Beautiful Howie

I loved that so much

Great voice

Great ending to an episode

--

Did I actually keep track of how many times Ricky said “Nini” in this episode? Yes, yes I did. It helped me stay more focused ironically enough. Luckily half of those were in conversation with Nini so that wasn’t awful lmao.

So I was right about Rip Rini. Incredible. Hopefully they stay broken up for a while and focus on themselves. RICKERAPY CAN FINALLY SHINE!!!!!

Also, EJ likes Gina confirmed? Portwell nation, how we feelin today?

[lunawolflight]

OMG WHO WOULDN'T EXPECT THIS!! No seriously none expect anything from me other then the Mike-Friday, so SURPRISE YALL!

Okay so, the movie is approaching yesterday a trailer was FINALLY released and there you go a little idea for an "EVENTUAL" argue between Phineas and Ferb with Candace. Tbh I had in mind a full scene where Phineas and Candace largely argue aggressively and here is the point where Candace said the thing she always thought but never dare to say. I don't think they'd ever go this far, I mean, I'm still hoping in a corner to see my boy cry even though someone said that Dan confirmed is not gonna happen yet I'm here hoping for it TwT

Anyway, I'd really like Ferb to take a position on this argument, like make both of his brothers resonate, one of the few problems I had with the first movie was the fact that we don't really know what Ferb thinks of Agent P's situation, we can have a thought, but still is in his character so don't wanna complain much. Here I imagine Phineas' about to cry and Candace that is half convinced in what she's saying. Okay enough with story I'm afraid to get the scene, drawing time! It's not the best. I wanted to make something and clearly is not of my best works, also I hate my calligraphy eheh, but I had inspo for something fast so there ya go, I'll try to make a better CATU drawing soon promise! For now here ya go, hope you'll at least find it nice x"3

[emmmmmit]

Yeah, you got me with the style lol Tho who in Mankai knows how to dress eh (I do find Tasuku's haircut okay tho but maybe I'm biased). Who are your faves and least faves then? That might be interesting ehehe

I mean some of the way the people dress is atrocious but like a few of them are fine. I'm also gonna throw in hairstyles cus why not??

Worst and best hairstyles and character casual outfits in A3! (imo)

 Worst outfits

5) Masumi-

Okay but if you wear a long sleeve under a fucking jacket you deserve to get made fun of

AND ITS DARK COLOURS TOO- HONEY HOW DO YOU NOT OVERHEAT

It's a weird pattern- but I like it alright??

also-

Either get rid of the button-up underneath or the damn jacket

4) Omi-

Lose the fucking vest alright??

3) Juza-

Okay, I get the sandals since I live in a place where it gets to 100F on a daily basis- but no, even I don't like sandals (exposing you toes? No thamks). probably lives in a place where its much cooler- get some sneakers

2) Taich and Sakyo-

Too much!

Sakyo could lose a layer of clothes

And can taichi lose the damn reverse hat and bandana??

1) Banri-

*gags* do i have to explain?? 

First of all wearing leopard print on plaid

The thingy that has the leopard print is a vest- fucking lose it 

LITERALLY CUT OFF THE DAMN VAMPIRE COLLAR THING YOU GOT GOING ON

WHY ARE YOUR JEAN CUFF SO DAMN LONG

Best outfits

5) Guy and Citron-

Omfg so schmexy

Like??? I see no flaws

4) Itaru-

I see gamer boy- I see no flaws

Literally, how can he be a gamer and look hot - its not fair

3) Yuki-

YES-

THIS IS MY STYLE

LIKE?? SO FUCKING CUTE

The only reason why I'm iffy is because of the boots?? Like seriously?? Brown?? Why not black ones??? They go with more outfits

2) Tsumugi-

Like?? He reminds me of my sister-

They also dress similarly

Like?? It's kinda comforting to me in a way??

So that's my reason for it being so high

1) Chikage-

LOOK YALL KNW IM A SIMP FOR HIM

BUT THAT DOESNT AFFECT THE FACT I LOVE HIS OUTFIT

LIKE???? IT LOOKS SO COMFORTABLE

AND WARM 

Worst hair

5) Tenma-

Carrot

Pumpkin

Sweet potato

Acorn squash

Bell pepper

4) Tasuku-

Okay Chad, how far do you want me to throw the ball??

3) Citron-

He looks better than me and that's why it's so low

2) Sakyo-

Fucking Karen.

1) Banri-

 YOU GREASY FUCK

WASH YOUR HAIR AND GET IT CUT PLEASE

Best hair

5) Taichi and masumi-

Okay lemme explain-

Its kinda a look 

Like?? Okay honey i see you- i like it

4) Itaru-

It looks fluffy and he has an ombre of dark to light

Like? Y e s

3) Homare-

It looks funky- i love it, please never change it

2) Misumi-

OMBRE OF BLUE TO PURBLE IS A YESSIR

1) Azuma-

Like??? Its so long

And it makes him look so schmexy like???

I just wanna put it in some french braids pls

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so sorry about me not uploading that much recently- I've been trying to get school work done and trying to write when I get the motivation to do so- which hasn't been much recently. My posts will probably be less frequent as I'm trying to maintain good grades in school and keeping up with my music as well.

[inkykeiji]

i have really truly never watched bnha lmao but i did search up “dabi voice” and he has the perfect voice for degradation sfkjsl i sat there like 😳

I LOVE THAT EMOJI THAT IS SO CUTE THANK U 🥺🥺 also lmao you should just start a smol club and have all ur short anons & moots join. i will join.

okay idk how the forearm thing would work w the skin grafts b u t the dabi voice vid came w some visuals and i think canonically he already has nice forearms so idk i would bend reality a lil to have dabi choke me out </3 that says nothing about the forearm thing but everything about my thoughts on dom dabi

t-thigh riding w dabi? 👉👈 biting dabi’s thighs 🥺

i saw some like?? soft dom dabi earlier i think??? i jus like . obviously yall know best bc i dont know dabi lmao but i envisioned him as a very hard dom? like spreader bars and maybe cages and impact play and yes i agree lots of dumbification good but also when you go into subspace he is delighted

i also like??? think his aftercare is very like???? he swaddles u in blankets and has a point of contact with you but isn’t super cuddly and puts on a comfort show/movie as he cleans up and always makes sure to be in your line of sight or making lots of noise if he’s not because he knows you feel secure with him around. cuddles you when you’re asleep and you wake up feeling v safe and warm. idk thoughts pls?? only if u wanna reply tho

thats all have a nice day/night clari <3333

- 🦦

his voice is gonna put me in an early grave good god let me fucking tell you like,,,,,, so smooth and low and just fucking indifferent to everything, almost careless in a way, with the slightest hint of teasing laced in it,,,,,,,, ok ok goodbye

dabi is 100% into choking but oH OH OH thigh riding is just !!!!!!!!!!! oh holy fuck yes a hundred thousand times YES and he’d be such a cocky bastard about it too, yk?? would get off on the fact that you get off on just his thighs alone, that he can turn you into a stupid, trembling, drooling mess just with his thighs,,,

no i agree w u for the most part. soft dom dabi wouldn’t come out until he’s extremely comfortable with you, until he really really loves you and cares about you more than him. i just adore the idea of dabi having that one person that he truly falls in love with, and it takes him forever to actually accept the fact, yk dude’s got a lot of issues and insecurities surrounding relationships that he’s definitely not ready to get into etc etc but liiiike once he finally accepts it my good god would he love you fiercely (probably too fiercely, to an unhealthy amount, borderline yandere, v possessive n terrified you’ll leave him blah blah blah these are my personal headcanons ehehe)

ooooh aftercare w dabi is an interesting and complex topic!!! again i think it would depend on what stage your relationship is at, if that makes sense?? i really like what u said and think that that’s definitely dabi at least at the beginning of your relationship, like he’s kinda awkward w it and doesn’t really know what to do but also has that nagging sense of responsibility because he cares about you (which irritates him at first). it would be v slow and gradual but i think eventually he’d be more present and begin cuddling u before you fall asleep, whispering praises and sweet nothings into ur hair <33