#but yea thank u for listening to me i just needed to ramble

[perilegs]

it's funny that now that i don't really have much about my body to be dysphoric about my brain makes up psychological dysphoria and it's so dumb

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 26 ramble

the academic victim era continues. i like putting my lil personal bits at the beginning of these i think it humanizes me

ok. i have to pause mid intro song. i just hit my bowl of snap pea crisps and spilled them everywhere and i'm going to tweak

3 of them fell on the floor.. but they're kinda expensive so we don't get to have them very often.. is it worth it..

i ate them i don't care

this has become more about me than the episode i'm gonna unpause it now

we're so back

celia at work core!! she dgaf!!!

MEET HELEN. pls don't be a tory in this universe pls pls pls pls. i didn't fw human helen at all i am less excited than i was about basira but also basira was one of my all time favs forever

hiii aliceeee <333

magnusing is so me tbh if you think about it

so does alice's voice have a slight hint of that effect they use for chester and norris to anyone else or.. like she sounds computer-y and i don't know if it's just the microphone or something real

"take protection" "jesus christ!" "LIKE A BIG KNIFE OR SOMETHING" CRYING. see my mind didn't go there sam so what's up with that sam huh sam

the hell does celia have in her workbag wtf. queen what. it's the trauma "are you sure that thing is legal?" LMFAOOOOOO

ok i don't like you saying nauseas because i'm on TWO medications that make me nauseas and i just ate pls don't be gross

DAMN. i was gonna be like JARED? HOPWORTH? but it's jared 'smith.' gerard jared is kind of like michael

P.E. teachers creep me out but probably because the only one my high school has ever officially had got fired my freshman year for spanking girls in the locker room and they never actually replaced him they just had various sports coaches take over

yea this is freaking me out already i don't like it

oh that's so sad the dad fucking died poor kid omg

wtf was he possessed by the soul of cross country. what is the horror here. ohh running for his life ok thanks

oh so the horror isn't mr jared it's what happens to him i guess. sorry man i shouldn't have called you creepy

this is just how my friends describe morning cross country practice

yeah so i was right to quit cross country in 5th grade then!!! running IS the horror!!!!

NOT THE TAPE RECORDER WTFFFFF IS THIS ERROR. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARCHIVIST.............................................................................................................................................................................................

AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT AT AT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

we were right guyss it's an archivist...

IT SAID ARCHIVIST ALICE YES LOCK IN QUEEN LOCK IN SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HEHEHE SHE'S SO SMART I'M IN LOVE WITH U

yes alice connect those dots!!! connect them babe!!!!! i'm scared though to be honest with you

SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE KNOWS DUMBASS. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER OR I'M WRITING ANOTHER HATE POST ABOUT YOU. oh thank you sam i don't hate you

HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED hey helen

has celia shut down. oh my god she sounds really scared. probably because helen tried to eat her in another universe.

CELIA'S SO SCARED HONEYYYYYYY. wait now she's bringing up the magnus institute LMAOO

bloody big basement lmao it's where they keep the bodies

at least 20 years? it burned down 20 years ago? who's reaching out after it burned what

HELEN'S LAUGH MADE ME JUMP LMFAOOOOO HELP

SAM MEETING JACK???? SAM MEETING JACK??????? THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF OMG ur baby's a tory HAHA

celia you are being watched honeyyy you are you need to connect some dots. alice style. obsessed with her.

calling her baby goblin after that baby episode that celia was mentioned by name in hello. hello.

ok sam let's go no longer being as selfish thanks sam.

awe that's adorable i actually think he's been really nice lately holy shit.

LMAOOO WHY DID WE GET AN AUDIBLE KISS ON EPISODE 26 I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THOSE

[cowboybrunch]

writerblr interview tag!

thank you for the tags @tragedycoded (here) @sableglass (here) and @saturnine-saturneight (here) <3 ive been meaning to get to this one for a minute sooo let's get into it

Short stories, novels, or poems?

i started with poetry, so it has a special place in my heart. all of my short stories turn into beasts. is it a cop out answer to say all of the above?

What genre do you prefer reading?

it'd be easier to list what genres i don't like. when i say ill read anything, i mean ill read anything. lately i've been on a sci fi kick (thanks Pierce Brown) but i love a good modern trashy romance as much as the next guy (i read the booktok sludge so you dont have to!) im not really a nonfiction guy but hey, if anyone has some recs, ill give em a shot

Are you a planner or a write as I go kind of person?

def NOT a planner. usually when i start writing i have a vague idea of where we start and where we need to end up, but what happens along the way is a surprise for everyone involved

What music do you listen to while writing?

SILENCE. sometimes white noise. i cant focus with music, brain gets jumbled

Favorite books/movies?

of all time? oh god for books, probably This Is How You Lose the Time War or The Song of Achilles but The Locked Tomb series is def up there. not a novel but i've read Bluets by Maggie Nelson so many times i probably have it memorized by now favorite movie is Zoolander, easy answer. that movie owns. i can watch it on repeat and ill never get sick of it

Any current WIPs?

Dust to Dust is still alive but im taking a bit of a hiatus before hopping into the final bit (tag is here if you wanna see me ramble about it) Felix Wonder is the fun time brain break WIP of choice currently and im working on draft 3 of Burden of the Reluctant Death (we will get to the ending this time. we will)

Create a character description of yourself: 

Elusive, or pretends to be. Too much energy in too small a body. Refuses to sit properly in a chair. Prone to fits of melancholy remedied by sunlight. Easily excitable, but fussy. Same outfit every day: big sweater, little pants, fuzzy socks. Nails bitten bloody but at least her hair is clean (if a bit too long for summer)

Do you like incorporating actual people you know into your writing?

i could say no but that would make me a liar

Are you kill happy with your characters?

i was gonna make a joke but it would be spoilers soo. i write about grief. no way everyone makes it out alive

Coffee or Tea while writing?

coffee. i dont like tea (sorry sorry!)

Slow or fast writer?

im very much a burst writer so. flood or drought, no in between. lately i'd say SLOW but im just waiting for that spark u get me?

If you were in a fantasy world, what would you be?

this really isnt fantasy but i feel like i was destined to be the kind, slightly off-putting maintenance man in a haunted apartment building that says cryptic things like "don't take the east elevator on a full moon" and "the air conditioning has made that noise since the fire in 12B"

Most fav book cliche:

yea there's only one bed and ill eat it up every single time!!! also: "i didnt know where else to go" or basically any overdone romance trope you can think of. im here for it

Least favorite cliche:

if there's a cliche that i dont like, i havent found it yet

Favorite scene to write?

confession scenes of any kind! scenes where the big tough character breaks down. any kind of emotional revelation, positive or negative

Reason for writing?

words in head, need words out of head ok ok fine, serious answer. i feel like writing is both asking and answering the question, "have you felt like this before? has anyone ever felt like this before? am i alone?" and it's proof that you're not the first and only person to ever experience the things you're experiencing. even this made up guy in this pretend world understands rage and despair and joy and grief and love. the source is different but the result is the same. human connection, man. love it and! it's fun. im having fun

tag!!

@knightinbatteredarmor @friendlesscat @tildeathiwillwrite @glassonthewall @illarian-rambling

@mysticstarlightduck @dyrewrites @sarandipitywrites @oliolioxenfreewrites @xenascribbles

[faiell]

hello, nice to meet you!

i'm back at the top after rambeling about how i got into drarry, and so here is the fic rec: "genesis (you don't know what it means to win)" by crossourbridges on ao3. you don't have to read the rest if you don't want to.

i also got into drarry 20 years late, but let me tell you another secret: i've never read a page of a harry potter book in my life.

all my knowledge about it is from a friend that i like to listen to her obseasions and pick the ones i wanna get into (while i still enjoy hearing about the ones i don't). one time though she sat me down and we watched the movies, like 1-5 and i got bored at some point so we left it, but one thing that stayed with me was the character of draco.

i saw a sad, hhhhorney loser who just craves attention from EVERYONE, every gender, every house, the poor dude just needs to get layed, but without knowing the canon i'm pretty sure he never will.

that was a couple of years ago, and recently i suddenly remembered him bc i noticed i enjoy ships that are "a harmless prick loser and the misfourtunate everyman that the prick fell in love with, who is actually just insane enough himself to slowly but surly love the prick back".

and so i was like "i'm sure draco and harry are a ship. i wonder what their fanfics are like" and now for weeks i've been in this rabbithole of PROFOUND SHIT THAT MADE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE FOR A HOT SECOND, so yea. this is the reason i'm reccomending you this one. it's one of those stories that are the perfect length and much too short at the same time.

i hope you enjoy :)

first off, thank you so much for the fic rec! i will definitely check it out.

the journey of you becoming a drarry fan is a hilarious read, i'm so happy you shared it with me! hats off to you for being that friend who enjoys hearing about others' obsessions. we need more like you in the world. it's amazing that you absorbed just enough from her all those years ago to have the instinct to say AHA!! i bet people love making these two losers kiss! and u were right.

my turn! let me ramble (for even longer than you did) abt how i happened to the same drarry pit of "profound shit that made me believe in love for a hot second" with you. so on the contrary, i've always been a big HP fan, in the sense that i grew up with the book series and watched the movies. the books are why i became a big reader when i was a kid. i've always been a shipper, i always knew drarry existed, and many of my close friends were obsessed with it throughout the years--like losing weight because they were reading so much fic in bed their muscles atrophied kind of obsessiveness. for some reason, i never engaged. i was like yeah, obviously there's good stuff there, but i'm just not going to dip in.

then one day a few months ago (oct 2023 to be exact), i was bored at work and saw a thread on my home page titled something along the lines of 'absolute favourite fic regardless of fandom'. i was curious and maybe just itching for something fun to read so i clicked in and a highly upvoted reply caught my eye. the user's fav fic was the HP rewrite Mirror of Ecidyrue series by starbrigid. i was honestly really bored, and a draco POV retelling sounded fun, so i dove straight in.

i loved it, and holy shit it was long. i think the entire fic is longer than the og books? but yeah basically i rly enjoyed it, and i read it fast, finishing in only a week or so. i think ever since the transphobia bs happened i distanced myself from everything related to the franchise--i used to reread the books every few years, and i had stopped doing that. reading that fic made me realize how much i missed the world and characters, and how i could have it all again without shame by reading fic! i mean, starbrigid had basically rewritten the entire series and added their own interesting lore and worldbuilding, and that was even better than going back to reread the books like i used to. i also really enjoyed draco pov… i knew i definitely wanted more of that.

and so i went into the ao3 drarry tag to find more content, because i'd heard years ago from my obsessed friends that there was a goldmine of good HP fic there, and i never resurfaced lol. i feel like once u go in u can't ever get out cause it's a good ship and the writers are so talented, and there's YEARS, decades of content to catch up on. i remember also thinking that i'd be satisfied just reading and eating it all up (whereas i'm usually pretty active in making fanart when i join a fandom), but um, a few weeks ago i was like kinda like hmm i wanna see what MY brand of drarry looks like. so now im here posting art of it!

they are thankfully super fun to draw. i'm just having fun here, but i do have a small goal - i wanna draw fic fanart to sort of… give back some joy and show gratitude towards my fav writers. other than that, i'm here to chill and look at pictures and words of them making out.

[strawberryfaced]

whats your favorite scene from the owl house?

ohohoho an owl house ask….. u asked for this anon…… rambling hat ON

(i can’t pick one so i’m just going to give you like. 15)

s1:

from s1e2, witches before wizards - “look, kid. everyone wants to believe they're chosen, but if we all waited around for a prophecy to make us special, we'd die waiting. and that's why you need to choose yourself." that quote speaks for itself I think

from s1e7, lost in language - amity is reading to kids. luz is admiring her. I am also admiring her. amity puts her hair up and both me and luz admire her +10. and then the way luz says “looks like this sour lemon drop has a hidden sweet centre!” I have an inside joke about this with my sister. the joke is that this quote. we both love this quote. I literally. I love everything about this quote. THE WAY SHE SAYS THE t IN “center” IS EVERYTHING. ALSO GRUMPY AMITY + HAPPY GO LUCKY LUZ WILL ALWAYS BE MY #1 . FOREVER also blight twins <3 and then when the guy book comes to life I cannot TELL YOU. how much I GIGGLED AT THIS SCENE. I remember this so clearly and I’m telling you this was like when I was like. wait damn. LUMITY’s REEEEEAAALLY gonna happen. I LOVE THIS. SO MUCH. AND ALSO WHEN LUZ GOES ROAR AND DOES HER JOKE AND AMITY LAUGHS ITS LIFE CHANGING BECAUSE LIKE. amity is a COOL popular girl. luz is not. they would totally have different senses of humour and from my experience I’d literally never get along with someone as different as me in that sense because I just wouldn’t be able to make them laugh so this is like. taking Amity’s cover off. she’s not a cool mean girl. SHE IS SILLY TOO

from s1e11, sense and insensitivity - I’m sorry this one is small but I just have to mention it: when eda and lilith catch the scammer guy and they are like. the hottest. fucking. villains ever. “ah, sure. spare us.” “woe to us, whose fates are sealed.” (knuckle crack). I’m dead. dying. you won’t see me alive and breathing for the next 10 days

from s1e12, adventures in the elements - OK THIS ONE HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EPISODES EVER EVER EVER. there is not one scene I could pick to be my favourite so I’ll just talk about the whole episode. FIRST OF ALL. I REALLY LOVE HOW WE REALLY GET TO SEE EDA’s WEIRD STYLE OF TEACHING. AND LIKE WE ALL KNOW EDA’s AWESOME AND THAT ITLL WORK OUT IN THE END. BUT WITH THE WHOLE SNOW EATING THING ETC ETC I KINDA WAS LIKE UNSURE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE?? WHAT R U SUPPOSED TO DO WITH EATING SNOW?? SO WHEN LUZ LEARNT HER FIRST GLYPH WITH EDA’s TECHNIQUE I MEAN IT WAS EXPECTED BECAUSE. YEA BUT IT WAS ALSO THE MOST SATISFYING CLICK CAUSE IT WAS LIKE OHHHHHHHHHHHH. OK! and then also just lumity <3 in this episode <3 AND THE ENDING ALSO WHEN EDA GOES want me to teach u kids something cool LIKE SHES SO COOL MAN. SHES SO COOL DUDE IM EXPLODING. wait and then also one of my fave parts when at the end lumity are being adorable and eda sneezes and she says your adorableness is making me sick or whatever. that ALRIGHT that is right up my alley. something about being a funny parental mentor figure and then seeing your kid like. be cute and not have a problem with it. maaaan I don’t know man. I just like mentor apprentice mother daughter relationships ok

from s1e16, enchanting grom fright - I don’t wanna make s1 too long so I’m just gonna say this one speaks for itself. right (bonus while we’re on the topic of lumity - in wing it like witches: when amity stands up to boscha for luz and willow. and the andscoop. yea.)

from s1e18, agony of a witch - I don’t know why I’m including this one actually this is my least favourite episodes I can’t tell you how much I cried watching this. ‘alright, kid. Listen to me. I’m going away, and I don’t know if I can bounce back this time. watch over king. remember to feed hooty. and luz, thank you for being in my life.’ ugly cries 

s2:

from s2e1, separate tides - golden guard’s first appearance <3<3 eda and luz relationship <3<3 i’d talk more about hunter but i’ll leave that for later!!!! also the scene where king and hunter are like. doing the thing. that was perfect

from s2e2, escaping expulsion - STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. LUZ. I’m sorry I’M A CLICHE GIRL OKAY. I LOVE SAVING EACH OTHER. I LOVE WHEN HEROES. I LOVE. LOVE LOVE. AND ESPECIALLY THAT ONEEEE PART IN THE SCENE WHEN THE ABOMINATION IS ABOUT TO HIT LUZ AND AMITY STOPS ITI ITS LIE SHDHSLLASNSNS S

wait I just realised that I like. accidentally talked about EVERY SINGLE S2 EPISODE. to save you from scrolling for your life I’ll just. write a sentence for my fave scene in each one. sorry anon

from s2e3, echoes of the past - hahahaha eda being hot and saving everyone. also sweet moments :) baby king 

from s2e5, through the looking glass ruins - amity kisses luz on the cheek.

from s2e6, hunting palismen - luz and hunter actually meet for the first time,,,, Hunter and luz fight ehehdhjdjsks + eda and king give luz palistrom/palisman wood :)

from s2e7, eda’s requiem - “oh you’ve changed owl lady” eda’s domestic to do list :) RAEDA!!!!!! also seeing eda do bard magic oh my gosh majestical + eda signing contract to be kings mom

from s2e8, knock, knock, knockin’ on hooty’s door - one of my favourite episodes - hooty ries to help everyone and successfully fails + eda emotional :’) + king emotional :’) + LUMITY FINALLY CANON!!!!!!!! also the lil moment between luz and eda talking about how to go about confessing…. hits the spot

from s2e9, eclipse lake - eda, king and amity meet hunter and amity tells hunter to shut it when he tries to threaten Luz. amity and hunter hehehehehehehe my lil heart

from s2e10, yesterday’s lie - camilla and luz meet :’)

from s2e11, follies at the coven day parade - willow’s tippy taps + amity BEINF an awesome girlfriend and not invading privacy and “and scoop” adorable luz picking up kikimora and eda tYING UP RAINEYM + funny belos king hooty

from s2e13, any sport in a storm - emerald entrails flyer derby willow and hunter. hunters traps them In a CELL + lumity searching for the good witch azura author! aka tinella nosa. tibbles acts like a jerk and amity punches him :3 also Darius is FUCKING AWESOME 

from s2e14, reaching out - luz talks to Amity about her dad + they send a flower out. :’) alador:’) I won’t stop if I start talking about it so I wont at all

from s2e15, them’s the breaks, kid - EDA AND RAINE BACKSTORY!!! RAEDA!!!!!!!! RAEDA RAEDA RAEDA

from s2e16, hollow mind - luz and hunter become siblings and get stuck in the emperor’s mind  <3 TOH’s wonderful representation of a panic attack at the end. healed me

from s2e17, edge of the world - eda has a mental breakdown about her kids :( king. I’m sorry I hate this ep actually

from s2e18, labyrinth runners - FLASHBAXK TO GUS AHD WILLOW FIRST FRIENDSHIP. hunter and gus cute friendship !!!!!! +++ cool hexside fight 

from s2e19, o titan, where art thou - luz and eda fight, eda gets captured, luz meets raine for the first time. ALSO one of my favourites

from s2e20, clouds on the horizon - I Love everything about this ep but LUMITY KISS HDWJSJAKQONEQINSISNSHSHSODJENDBSIS

we are not talking about king’s tide. also I would absolutely talk about s3 but I do not wanna make this too long so I’ll end it here <3 thank u for the awesome ask anon

and send POST!

[botan-kiri]

Please give us the dragon Luffy interaction.

HELL YEA I'm so glad you asked rando (is it ok for me to cal u that?). Btw it's in dragon's pov

It's been 3 years since the fire of gray terminal fire, dragon was checking on the terminal (his son). Dragon was walking through the massive jungle and felt a familiar ping with his haki, he started walking towards it. When dragon got closer he saw his son studying an atlas beetle. Luffy was sucked into his own little world writing and drawing the bug, soon dragon got closer and stepped on a stick and Luffy whipped his head back to see the man. "Who are you?" The boy asked "I am dragon, and I apologize for startling you" he introduced. "Nah it's fine, I needed a break soon anyway, do what are doing here drag-guy?" Luffy replied, 'i see he is the opposite with nicknames' dragon thought "just visiting my home town and took a walk. What are you doing young man?" Luffy smiled "call me Luffy! And I'm studying this atlas beetle for my book!" Dragon raised his eyebrow and walked close to his son "book? For someone so young?" He questioned "yup! I'm currently working on my second book, I want to have the best bug books in the world! I do want to be pirate king too!" Luffy exclaimed "I don't think I've seen a author for a bug book by Luffy before?" Dragon said with a interested look. He got closer and sat down next to Luffy and looked at his drawing. "It's cus I use a pen name? I think that's what it is called. I go by Anchor!" The older man smiled "what made you choose that name?" Luffy smiled and started rambling about shanks and how he got his scar and devil fruit powers. After an hour or 2 of Luffy talking about his big knowledge and how he wans to be a pirate dragon excused him self and that he needed to head off. "Before you go, thanks for listening to me dragon!" Luffy said joyfully. "The pleasure was mine and I might keep an eye out for your book as well" dragon smiled with pride and fondness. Dragon after a quick look over the terminal and left. "I'm glad you are doing well my son" he spoke to the sea and disappeared into the wind.

I hoped you enjoyed I know I did.

[tojisun]

WAAA U NOTICED SO QUICKLY !! i was gonna tell u after that i changed my user n all, TWAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE SUNSUN grrrrrr its ok tho ur off the hook! but but im glad you like the theme!!!!! i have yet to warm up to it, maybe ill change it to a blue theme if i dislike it:0 who knows !!

YAYYYYY YOU LIKE THE SONG!!!??? DUDE ITS SO GROOVY YES I LOVE IT!!! i was dancing to it in my room w headphones on *BITES KNUCKLES* ITS SO GOOD!! sunsun i would frickin LOVE to go to a pub or smfin with you n dance n have fun :< ITS A DREAM !!!!!!!!

ALSO YES UR SO CUTE!!! i could like bite ur cheeks (im wack ik, dont u dare look at me) ur just so adorable BFMDBDB HEHE i love you so so much!!!!!! MWAH MWAH

SMOOCHIEESSSSSSE N BIG BEAR HUGS !!!!!! update on meeee: ive been doing well otherwise! my semester just ended and my summer session is starting next week so im excited for that! its just one class, gonna be chill :> nuffin crazy !

HOW R U HAVE U PAMPERED URSELF YET (u better soon bc u deserve it miss maam) HOWS WORK !? U SAID THAT DUDE WAS A BIT BETTER BUT THEN HE MADE U MAD !! i feel like he's giving u whiplash :| ill fight him for you sunsun, just you let me know.

(i yapped so much omg oki *throws a flower at u* bye bye)

i check ppls blogs when they send me stuff shebjehehe

ouu blue would be pretty too!!

and yes i do love the song!! i was listening to it w my headphones too so the bass and everything were so rich in my ears aaahhhhhh and no fr :(( ur such a sweetheart, i wanna go out with u and stuffff

i never expected to appear cute online so thank u for seeing me that way Hhehwhe <33 i love you so much too darling dear !!!!

oh yey!! i hope ur enjoying ur summer break and that ur summer sem would be a cruise!! i made an error (well, a habit at this point) of being a full time student again during summer and our buildings are so old i keep getting stifled

two of my profs sound inchresting tho. the other one 😭 oh god her voice lulls me to sleep

im pamperin myself today!! after going to the drs n stuff BUT YEA!! my sister’s gon take me out drivin too which is fun bc my instructor’s been sick for a week now :(

WORK WAS GOOD! idk if i shared this here yet but we found a fuckin mic in our tech room and he was able to make it work (i may have kinda influenced him to focus on making the mic work instead of us actually doing our tasks, and that shit took 2 hrs so 😭)

yea no fr hes giving me a whiplash. although we’re finally building a good rapport w each other! he hates my music taste tho like fuck him wtv but thats bc hes into oldies rock. i played bad omens bc he asked what do i mean by modern metal and then he said no thanks and asked if i have mobile (band) instead. which, yea i do 😭 so we bonded over that ig

but yea! he still tends to be so aggravating but im learning to let it wash over me bc IM STUCK BESIDE HIM what good is it to let the anger fester (prioritizing myself!!!)

BUT YEA I RAMBLED AGAIN i need to shut it upppop!!! bye sweetheart <33

[saetoru]

Hi again tee I’m the same anon who was asking about school! Thanks for answering

And what a coincidence I have a similar college story! I was in nursing, wanted to be an arnp, then I got into my first clinicals and immediately realized it wasn’t for me when I had a pt’s toe fall off in my hand 🤢

I was like no no nope this is not worth it and switched to public health. This was in 2019… a very interesting time to be starting in public health lmao. And now I work as a part of a research team in a cancer unit! I study bone and blood cancers which is super cool! And I’ve had 0 toes fall of in my hand 😎

So I totally feel you on not wanting to be in direct patient care. I’m glad you figured it out and changed programs instead of just toughing it out. Way too many people do that and end up miserable.

Also I appreciate your ramblings lol!

OMG TWINS HDJAHD but honestly research sounds so dope i love being in lab like med micro was my favvvvv class ever in high school and i think i’m gonna squeeze it into a sem now in college too just for fun even tho i don’t need it for my degree. i’m glad you found something ur interested in !! bc a LOT of ppl tough it out and then it’s sooo hard to go back and then ur stuck miserable 😭 also the toe story made me snort bc the first time my friend worked a night at the hospital this one girls finger was dangling literally by like a millimeter according to her and she was so traumatized on the phone i was like 😭😭😭 listening to her cry ab it as she drove home SOBS

i was looking into being a primary care physician but honestly i have like 4 ppl close to me in med school right now and i hear about their life every day and it just … seems so miserable for me — not saying it’s a miserable choice in general so if ur in med school don’t come at me like “actually i love it” (ppl get so mad at me on here for lil things so i always have to preface 😭) but yeah like i just knew it wasn’t for me bc i wasn’t as passionate about providing care as i thought i was so i was literally a zombie trying to find the motivation to do the 273736 hours worth of things lmao

my friend is in nursing school and she tells me about the patients she deals with and how she has to be polite and not take let them get to her all while she does the gruesome hospital stuff and i’m like 🥲 this sounds like not something i can do bc knowing me i’ll snap back in 2 seconds NDJAJD i mean i’ve worked in retail so i definitely know not to snap back but i think under the stress of a hospital setting it’s very different and i would not have it in me to keep my cool. but yeah it was literally so devastating when i realized my personality and passions didn’t rly align w being in direct patient care bc i’ve been preparing for applying to med school since like early hs u know ?? i was like 🥲 how do i tell my parents i do not have life figured out it seems 🥲 and then i was like wow all my life i’ve been focused on healthcare now what ?? i literally know nothing else and then boom i took a healthcare management class and i was THRIVING i was like yea this is it this is for me the business side of healthcare is where it’s at 💀 and now i’m here and i’m very much at peace

[sttoru]

when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool!!!) no pressure!!!! ur blog is awesome, enjoy!

• for whenever u come back <3 hope uni's treating u well !!

HANNAHHH !!!! thank u sm , uni’s been treating me bad but we live >_< love u sm bb hope life’s been treating u well 2

can u believe that i spent like almost half an hour thinking of whst i like abt myself ohmygod my brain was overworking LMAOO

1. tiny mole under my eye :3

i like it bcs it uhh completes me ig? like it completes my looks & its just at the perfect under my eye ^_^ i also have tiny moles on my arms and stomach but that specific one is visible to everyone yk its v cute imo

2. teeth

i had braces when i was like 11 / 12 and used to HATE THEM SM but they made my teeth to what they are today (straight) so i kinda have to thank my dentist for recommending me to get braces . bless u

3. no-judging personality / open minded

LITERALLY people can come and confess to me w whatever (except for like straight up disgusting or weird stuff like anything misogynistic/ pedophilia related stuff /racism etc u get the gist of it) and i’ll sit there be like ‘mhm yup okay go on’ . i think i won’t ever judge someone quickly yk like im actually be interested in what ppl like or what ppl think of, their hobbies & stuff rlly i just like to listen to ppl ramble even abt the smallest of interests or likes ^_^ im v accepting of ppl most of the time unless they make me uncomfy ofc

4. drawing skills / creativity

ngl i dont like most of my drawings but i love how creative i can be!! my drawings end up taking a lot of time and patience but at the end i’ll be like ‘damn i rlly drew that’ (and that lasts for like a day or two before i dislike it . but i’ve heard its bcs u stare at it for too long or don’t see it from someone else’s personal) . BUT also w my writing yk, i can come up with hundreds of ideas at once :3 though sometimes it ends up being a hassle bcs i start way too many drafts and then dk what to continue on ooopsies

5. how helpful i am

i like how helpful i am in most scenarios irl and on social media ! i can give decent advice abt most things (at least thats what my family/ friends have told me along the many years of uni + high school) and i rlly just like to help ppl who need it yk? like i dont get annoyed if someone asks for something to which the answer could be obvious to others—i dont judddgeeee once again :3 i got patience & the need to help others with even the smallest things so yea i like that abt me

[misqnon]

HI im the anon who sent in that ask about one piece the other day and!!! AGHH. im too shy and socially anxious to send a message so sorry for communicating through asks but !!

THANK UU for responding to me !! it makes me so happy when people seem excited to talk to me, and i love hearing about peoples interests, so. i was very happy reading ur reply!!!! also this is probably an even longer message 😭 i cant help it i love to ramble

my history with one piece is long and complicated LMAO so i wont rant about it, but i started watching anime when i was 7 and one piece caught my attention when i was 10 i think, so ive had a lot of time to experience it tbh. but i was never that into it until i read the manga!! if im recommending one piece, i usually recommend the manga because its so much easier to get through imo.

honestly now that im caught up im like.. so afraid for the end of one piece. i never want it to end. i keep hearing that this is the final saga, and that one piece is ending soon, and my brain just. cannot comprehend it. i dont know if its just denial or what but i fully believe it won't end for another 5 years.. i havent experienced enough of the one piece world!!! i need more!! tell me everything about everyone in one piece PLEASE . it cant end . and those thoughts have been plaguing my mind since i restarted it LOL

looking at old forums to see peoples opinions from when each chapter dropped is genius??? i might have to do that.. i want to see their theories. i want to say "you have no idea whats in store...." or admire how smart they are for guessing things correctly

i find it funny that u like sanji cuz i have such complicated feelings around him. like he was my absolute favorite upon first introduction. i loved his kindness, i loved his interactions with gin, and i thought he was cool as hell. he was definitely a positive role model for my very damaged child brain. but i think the pervert joke and him treating women differently has pretty much ruined him for me. when i was younger a part of me felt like it was only right that he treat women better, but im pretty sure i just felt that way bc i hated the experience of being born female so much that the only way i could cope was by taking every and any advantage i could get. and then i figured out i was non binary.. and hes been turned into the most cartoonishly disgusting pervert .. and i see his potential and it just.. UGH!! you could have been so good. anyways all my feelings around him make it a lot more interesting to see u talk about him!! usually i just headcanon him as transfem and that satiates my burning rage and hatred towards him. but seeing sanji likers talk about liking sanji makes me actually like sanji more!! at this rate i might turn back into a sanji fan

im not in any one piece fan spaces but i AM consuming one piece content as often as possible (so all day. i dont have. a job. or school.). i know this is most likely a passing hyperfixation for me but im loving it anyways. i will definitely keep an eye on ur blog bc im sooo excited for when u catch up. im having so much fun theorizing about the end of the story and . and i hope u will too!! eek rant over thanks for listening (metaphorically)

HI ANON!! once again putting this under cut bc i will once again be freely speaking my way too many thoughts about the silly pirate manga. (fair warning. this. this is 2K words. anon im.....so sorry)

you don't have to worry about communicating through asks btw i literally do not care do whatever makes u comfortable my dude <3 and 1. thank YOU for sending a message :^) 2. i am loving the joyous atmosphere we have created ranting at each other back and forth HAHAHA it makes me happy to talk about interests like this as well!! (looks at length of my last reply and this one) clearly. we can think of this as like. electronic pen pals 👍bc i do be basically writing letters here LMAO

yea as u can tell its a little complicated for me too lmao ( i mean. the damn thing has been going on longer than i've been alive, so. it's touched many people in many ways. and it's complicated in its OWN right which. i'll get to. but holy shit 7 is younger than i expected! thats still a pretty long history (though i cant talk bc at age 4 i had a crush on goku even tho i had no idea what was happening half the time i was watching the dbz reruns on tv </3) and YEA. YEA THE MANGA IS. SO MUCH MORE STREAMLINED AND WELL PACED. EVEN THO I MISS THE COLOR AND MOVEMENT AND VOICE ACTING OF THE ANIME it was just takin too long. and i really like oda's art, so...reading the manga lets me look at it better. and there's more care put into the frames. but overall ur right the manga is chefs kiss in comparison to other versions (WHICH ARENT BAD!! JUST...SLOW. and though i think the live action wasnt really NEEDED i did. like it. and it is what got me back into op + got me caught up through east blue a lot faster HAHA)

tbh hearing that its in its last saga made me feel like i got into one piece at a really good time bc if i plan it right i can catch up and then follow along with the release for only a little while until its done. also the live action s2 and the "The One Piece" reanimated anime will be coming soon too. the content saturation is everywhere 👍(showering in it) THOUGH I DO FEEL A BIT PRESSURED LIKE. WHAT IF ONE PIECE FINISHES BEFORE I CATCH UP . which is insane bc im almost to wano (even though i hear wano is really long). and also...i think its been called the final "saga" but idk if that means final ARC you know...kinda like how water 7 and enies lobby kinda blend into one. or impel down and marineford are lumped together. idk i feel like we got a bit more. i just feel like there's so much we havent got answered yet and i dont think oda would just leave that stuff hanging. i know there;s a list out there of things that one piece needs to adress/come back to before it finishes but i havent looked at it bc im afraid of spoilers. however, just in my own mind theres a LOT i know has to happen that we need plenty of time for!! so. i wouldnt be surprised if it WAS 5 more years. i mean like...shanks needs to happen. i think zoro and sanji are gonna have a battle at some point (based on stuff ive seen from wano. im assuming) they gotta see laboon again. gotta revisit shirahoshi's situation. gotta see the dreams come true of each crewmate. tie off loose ends of side characters like tashigi and koby and the warlords. yanno

the "you have no idea what's in store.." is literally my exact emotions . i havent done it for this fandom YET but i plan to go to forums reading over ppl's theories like this

slash seeing how they react and getting giddy about it bc i like seeing how people react to shit. esp if they're shocked or enthusiastic about it like i usually am

about sanji. okay. listen. listen here. i. hate sanji. JNFNVFKDNL

no but actually no matter how complicated someone's feelings are towards sanji i promise you for sanji likers they are probably 100x more complicated unless they're weird dudebros who think he's cool (which he is but only like 10% of the time and not when he's being a chauvinistic ass)

one thing about me is that i. hate doing things that are distasteful or offensive in any capacity and that extends to the media i consume in that i dont like consuming media that is excessively problematic. i understand nuance so like OBVIOUSLY nothing is perfect and everything has problematic elements - but for a lot of shows there's one too many things on one side of the scale and i just dont like having that guilt on my shoulders consuming it. one piece fits that category but it's also SO BIG and SO LONG and its been going on for a WHILE and is such a phenomenon that i can let SOME stuff "slide"...and also realize "bitch one piece is so popular and near its end at this point that you, a single tumblr user, liking it or not liking it is not going to make a difference" and i'm (still) trying to make peace with that. things like oda's passive racism, The Entirety of Kamabakka Kingdom (literally don't even get me started), his blatant sexism in universe and his own opinions in the SBS...i've just come to realize i need to consume my media critically but still let myself have fun. im going through a rough period in life and this happens to be what my brain hyperfixated on and i cant change that so might as well have this outlet. ive made a lot of friends and am really enjoying the story for its good parts (found family, anti government and anti authoritarianism, importance of dreams and ambition and self love, the importance of mental health and trauma and how your past doesnt define you...etc)

i extend a lot of this thinking to sanji, too. to be fair i dont remember why he became my favorite. i think he was my fav when i watched it all those years ago but he wasnt a BIG FAV or anything. watching film red and the opla i think i went into it remembering he was my fav and he just stayed that way, but then i watched more and really started to like him for reasons like 1. im weak to flirtatious characters in general 2. im also weak to blonde men 😔 3. he's an asshole with a kind heart and i love a good juxtaposition 4. he just has some really cool badass moments tbh 5. and he's a LOT. i love characters that are a lot. he's loud and messy and overreactive and prissy and insecure and self sacrificing and also just SECRETLY ONE OF THE KINDEST MOST COMPASSIONATE MEMBERS OF THE CREW? notice how none of these have to do with his pervert shtick lmao

i do actually like his woman thing to an extent, i think its cute when its just him having heart eyes at every woman he sees and being weak to literally any woman who looks at him- cause that's still putting women on a pedestal, but its a fairly harmless character flaw for a fictional character to have. pre-timeskip sanji is a gift for all these reasons. and like, thats when everyone fell in love w his character i think. i MIGHT even forgive his whole "i wont hit a woman" thing bc its not like he doesnt think women shouldnt be hit in general to such an extent (i dont think he ever opposes to anyone else doing it on the crew, HE just doesnt like doing it PERSONALLY bc its his own moral principle he wont break just like the whole wont fight with his hands thing) even if the whole thing stems from the sexist belief women are lesser/weaker (esp after his backstory reveals some stuff)

but the pervert shtick? and the WRITING HIM AS TRANSPHOBIC/HOMOPHOBIC THING?? yea i literally hate that part of his character so much and wish it wasnt added. like i see how it relates to the character oda has decided sanji is but i still dont think it was needed. or okay. lol. i dont think any sanji fan actually likes this part of him. somedays i look at myself in the mirror and i'm like "am i fangirling over a more conventionally attractive bnha mineta rn" and i put on my clown makeup

but he's more than that. for all the reasons i listed above. and the BIGGEST thing that keeps me sane as a Sanji Liker (tm) is the fact that i 100% see half of his shitty character traits as something that are a product of Oda, the author, influencing his own work. im not gonna lie that canonly he still gave sanji those traits so yea like as a trans (? still working on that) GNC bisexual woman my favorite character atm is this weird little guy who's kinda chauvinistic and also canonly a homophobe (...at least, to an extent, bc apparently he has a really good relationship with iva? again, i could write an essay on just the queer rep as well) and thats a little embarrassing but. alas. i already fell in love with the character. and if you consider the writing is done by a dude who's got his own issues and just take the character for what he is...i do still rlly enjoy the idiot. and TRUST ME, i will headcanon him as a repressed bisexual who's probably GNC or a little trans or AT LEAST likes to do drag bc c'mon now. oda PUT ALL THAT IN CANON...AND EXPECTS US NOT TO PLAY WITH IT? you could make a compelling argument that he's 1000% straight and cis and kamabakka was a fluke that he resents but i think you could just as easily interpret it the other way. or just say fuck word of god i'm gonna enjoy this character the way i want (draws sanji in a dress for the millionth time bc i can and it makes me feel better. and once again HE WORE ONE IN CANON...AND WAS SMILING ABOUT IT, FOR A WHILE. IDK IDK CALL ME CRAZY) tldr; sanji is fucked but the worst parts are a product of oda himself and i like the character for other reasons and purposely try to consume him very critically for those reasons bc i do still really like him. like. hes my #1 fav character atm unfortunately. but he's nice in a lot of other ways 🥲

SORRY FOR THAT I TALKED WAYYY TOO MUCH!!!! but i enjoyed it so thanks for the opportunity :') im glad ur vibing with op and we're both enjoying this silly little show. tbh half the reason im trying to read it so fast (and why i read WCI early) is bc i was scared my hyperfixation wouldnt last long enough to finish the series BWAHAHA. here's to hoping we both get to see it end and enjoy the journey that comes with that!

[96nights]

On the clock | Spencer Reid

CW: Marijuana use, Swearing, Age gap

Tags: Bisexual Spencer Reid, Male reader, Black Reader, Male reader w/dimples, S1 spencer reid

Summary: Spencer hangs out with this stoned kid to help catch somebody on the case

ENJOY ♡

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Spencer walked into this dark area he didn’t know what to do but Hotch had made him go because “their more your age” and he was honestly a bit please he was barely on field today until he walked in the smell of marijuana and alcohol making him nauseous but it was so addictive and he didn’t know what to do so he walked over to this kid who’s eyes are puffy and looked so heavy on his face as he flicked his blinged lighter on the blunt spencer’s thought racing ‘god’ sitting down right next to him leaving to inches of space for movement

       “Hello” his voice shaking as he says hearing the cracks as the guy turns lifting dreads off of his face to get a clear view of the pale guy with his hair tucked behind his ears and slightly uneven middle part before putting out the blind and setting it on the table

     “Yo, you need something” honest to god spencer forgot that the team is listening in on the conversation but either way he didn’t care “yeah uhm how are you? do you mind answering, uhm a few questions” digging in bag for his looking for his badge “ heh…I’m good” chuckling at the seems as he bites the tip of his nails “right” pulling out his badge flipping it open “I’m Spencer Reid I work fo the BAU unit” “mhm . . “ “may I get your name” “Y/n” “ Alright thank you Y/n, have you seen a tall women here with possibly dark clothing and tattoos and neon dyed hair” chuckling loud before coughing “that’s half of the bitches here” Spencer looking around “uhm yeah” “I mean she comes in here doesn’t smoke or drink just sits” what’d you need” putting your hand on his knee not aware of anything but his perky nose

    “Oh you mean Mary Jane yeah she just comes in and sits glaring at everyone” “Mary Jane is her name?” “Oh no it’s a fake she’s a dealer so we just call her that her real name is Elizabeth Jane Lewis” “oh okay thank you for your time” Spencer says standing up grabbing his badge “woah were you going white boy”  spencer making a nervous chuckle before speaking “I have to go back to my team” standing up next to him walking closer “can I get your number” Spencer debating in his head if he should give it to you. As u walk closer standing face to face you locs hanging right in front of him as he lifts them up on examining your features “hmm?”

     “Sorry,it’s just you’re really pretty” you crumble at the thought of someone finding you pretty leaning in closer as you lift up his chin “so fbi boy how about the number” honestly he was blushing mess he was trying to stay put together “uhm sure” you never expected him to agree but here we are “it’s 555-123-978” as you wrap your hands around waist with your forearm right besides his bag finally leaning in for a kiss as Spencer puts his around your face licking your lips to enter as you open them and slides his tongue in as you guys fight for dominance slowly pulling away as Spencer let’s go if your face as he starts checking the time “look I gotta call me later okay” you smile as runs away he’s so cute

END ♡

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Extra if you want to read it

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On the plane Spencer was quite fidgety wondering if we could get fired for making out with a guy he didn’t know on the clock as he getting ready to confess to it, as someone called him he immediately knew it had to be you no one else calls him which drew attention to him on the plane as Spencer picks up the phone “who’s that?” Turning to hotch thinking about his words before he just spilled and rambled on about how you smelled like strawberries and then decides to pick up before anyone can get a word out “HIII FBI BOY” chuckling to himself “ My name is Spencer and isn’t like 2 am over their” “yea”  “mhm look I’m on the plane back so I’ll call you later” “alright talk to you soon” your voice made Spencer so happy as he hung up saying bye for the third time “Pretty boy so you made out with a stoner dude who smells like strawberries and has locs” Spencer was waiting for judgement but Derek and Emily said at the same time “niceee”

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[sizhuyu]

Hiyaa! Can you do a Lan Xichen x foreign reader imagine please?! Reader is a foreign cultivator who comes to study at the cloud recess, Lan Xichen and reader feel a mutual attraction towards one another and start to spend time with each other. They develop feelings for each other and confess to one another! Thanks!

Sure! Here you go! ( You are Japanese ) and this was really fun to write!

Honestly he was told there was a new foreign student. He also wanted to give you personally a tour of Cloud Recesses, also curious about the other places outside China. When you stepped in the gate of Cloud Recesses, Lan Xichen was waiting for you with a smile. “U-uh.. Hello?..” You try speaking Chinese and he understands of course. I also have a feeling that he would understand other languages… I mean, he has mastered lots of subjects am I right? “I am Lan Xichen.” He bows to you and you do the same. “Uh.. So uh..” You find it hard to start a conversation at first but when you saw almost everything in Cloud recesses you ask him in your language “When is classes starting?” You then realized he might not understand! But oh you were wrong “It starts tomorrow, and here is your schedule.” He says in Japanese, and you were left astonished that he knew what you were saying but bid him farewell again.

He didn’t know what this feeling was but he didn’t know why his heart was beating so fast when he was around you.. Or even why he wanted you to stay by his side. Call it love at first sight, but he couldn’t stop thinking about you.

He often visits you sfter class and helps you study the Chinese language. Like the gentleman he is, he helps you read the books and scrolls in the library. “Thank you for today! I learnt alot!” You say happily to him and he gives you a geniune smile, he really enjoys your comapany. “No need to thank me, I was just doing what other disciples would‘ve done.” He bows to you again. You also do the same bidding him farewell and you both go your seperate ways from the library.

When you return to your room, you maybe plop yourself on the bed and sink your face into it. “Why is he so handsome?…” You talk to yourself about him. Unaware the said handsome person, is outside the room, with some helpful books to practice the Chinese language, and he was going to ask you what are your interests, For future references. Finally he knocks the door with a very much red face.. “Hello Y/N-san! Uh.. Here is some books to study Chinese with!” He hands you some books with his handwritting on it. But you didn’t know back then- “Thank you Xichen-kun!” ( I had the absoulute URGE to type that ) But you realize he probably heard your rambling thoughts through the door.. Your heart was beating fast and Lan Xichen’s heart was aswell. To end this silence you bid him thank you and goodbye and ask to meet him in the library after lectures again. He was quite thankful that the awkward silence was lifted, and he knew your thoughts about him.

After all the time you have been spending time with him, today was the day you confess! Near the magnoila tree, at sunset! You asked him to meet you there at sunset, where there was no people around. Because they were busy. When you saw his majestic figure stepping towards you, the sunset‘s orange and pink-ish colors shine upon him, his amber eyes looking at you happily, he also wanted to confess today. “Xichen-kun.. Listen, I-I.. Like your comapany, and all the times you’ve taught me Chinese and the subjects! Your smart, talented, handsome, and the kindest person I’ve ever met! I.. Like.. You..” You say to him with a very red face. He was red all over too! But the sunset favored him too much so you thought it was just a surprised reaction. But yea, you’re wrong. “I like you too.” Is all he says covering his half his face with his hand. “Eh? Are you.. blushing?” He asks you. You weren’t really expecting anything, just a simple ‘I don’t feel the same way..’ response you were expecting.. Because honestly you thought that there is NO way you can even date this absoulute perfect man. You thought wrong again. “Y/N-san… Will you.. Will you stay in Cloud Recesses? As my significant other?” He holds your hand “Mn! Of course!” You couldn’t bring yourself to leave him and Cloud Recesses. He was so happy that was gonna cry.

You decide your ending here ;D

[yumpty-dumpty-inactive]

hello! im the one you matched with yanfei :DD i actually am very much in love with her ahaha & was delightedly surprised when you really matched me up with her! (o^^o) that being said, may i request some relationship (general, domestic) hcs of yanfei, if that’s okay?

(i know you must be busy with other requests & life in general so take as much time as you need! there’s no rush or pressure. hope you’re doing well! & take care! (*´꒳`*))

thank you once again!!

yumpty talks: aw love it’s great to hear from you again! I’m glad you liked your matchup, and I’m very much in love with her as well lol. Also of course you can request some headcanons for her! I and I personally think some of my best writing is done when writing her. I hope you like them!! (and sorry these were short :<)

Y A N F E I R E L A T I O N S H I P H C S:

First off, Yanfei is a teaser

She'll tease the shit out of you, any place, any time

Your height, feet, screams, quirks, anything

She also teases you in her own dorky way, making references to her work with the law

It's quite unsettling to others when she says things like, "Damn (Y/N), since when did you smell like divorce cases?" or, "Archons, when did you weigh as heavy as my law book?"

However, she loves your scent and your weight

You both know it's just Yanfei being Yanfei in her own dorky Yanfei way.

And while she teases the fuck out of you, she's not afraid to shower you in compliments out of the blue

Oh and did I mention, her compliments come with a side of cheesy-ass pickup lines?

Oh yea

The cheesiest, weirdest, and cringiest pickup lines ever known to man are always at her disposal, and that is something to be scared of

Wanna know why? Well, I'm not sure if you remember, but you were talking with Keqing once (this was an important matter-), and Yanfei just says, "Y'know (Y/N), if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together." After these words leave her lips, her head is now in the river near you two and you are holding it down, attempting to shut her tf up. Keqing, meanwhile, is fucking horrified-

Let's just say you don't take her with you on business anymore-

This one is a no-brainer, but a big chunk of the relationship is spent listening

She babbles on and on all the time about laws and cases she's handling

Most people just sit there with their chin resting on their hand going, "Mhm", "Yep", and "Uh-huh"

But YOU

You don't do that

You actually listen, sometimes putting forth your own opinions and ideas!

Sometimes she quizzes you, and you always end up getting the answers horribly wrong, but she rarely corrects you and just shrugs it off because it's really cute watching you try to speak her language :)))

She also listens attentively to your ramblings, even if it's about the weirdest shit ever

She loves your voice too (and if you're mute, she loves watching you excitedly do your sign language)

Even though she's busy, she still makes time for you because the bby loves you :((((

Also, NEVER EVER let her even TOUCH the stove, microwave, or anything in the kitchen whatsoever

She cannot cook for her damn law-loving life O'____'O

[cerealmonster15]

wait jamil/azul/riddle? 👀 im intrigued

fjjkfdasjkdfjkljkldfjklkljd yes i felt compelled to meme them,, bc i love them,,,

listen [takes ur face in my hands] LISTEN TO ME!!! i just think theyre NEAT!!! i'll yell under the cut in Detail bc ill probably get Rambly

so. unless youre new here i probs dont need to explain the jamil/azul part LOL [but i mean... i WILL.... i CAN... im always locked and loaded to scream about those two l o l jfdlks] [gestures to second half of book 4 and a few scenes early book 5] [gestures to jamils lab coat vignette + azuls PE vignette] [gestures to jamils masterchef/cullinary crucible vignette which isnt in engtwst yet] [gestures to a brief but really funny scene in book 6] [gestures to a brief scene in floyd's ceremony robes vignette] god when will jamil be a buddy for one of azuls cards [it's floyd that buddys azuls PE card even tho hes not in that story lol]. WHEN will they have a duo SSR attack. i will lose my mind the day that they do, mark my words.

riddle/azul is something ive lowkey always liked but it's grown a lot more recently. riddle honestly is just SO funny with any of the fish trio kldsjf. but like, he and azul are each other's dorm outfit card duo partner, and wayyyy back in the prologue theyre the ones that team up and chase grim down when he's running loose. they both respect each other's skills/intellect, like im p sure in that prologue when someone was like "oh riddle good work with grim" he was like "no, that was due to azuls quick thinking" [or maybe azul said it about riddle, idr lol]

and, i wont get into details/spoilers since neither of these are out in engtwst, but the second halloween event and book 6 both showed that riddle and azul see each other as rivals / respect each other, but also love to bully each other kjlfsdjklfjkdslfjdsj. got there are so many good moments between them in those stories. they spend a lot of time together in book 6 especially, so that's had them on my mind again more often, and i cant wait to play them when they reach engtwst :'D

and then jamil/riddle kinda have that 'no nonsense' vibe about them. like on one hand, i know jamil expressed empathy with trey once [a vignette story but i forget which one - treys ceremony robes MAYBE?] bc the two of them have housewardens that are a handful LOL rip riddle, BUT!!! there's also a vignette [pulls out my phone actually i cant remember which one LOL]

ok yea i was right lmao , riddle's PE uniform story has jamil like "oh hi, thanks riddle for babysitting kalim" and riddles like "no problem, you deserve a break sometimes" [rip kalim who's just like :D???? huh???] anyway also rereading that reminded me that jamil also in that one manages to diffuse the situation of riddle almost getting mad at kalim, by shutting kalim up and being like "hey riddle since youre so good at flying can you. do that. can u show us right now please" and then he does and kalim and jamil are like "damn hes real good at flying" and it's CUTE!! i mean, calculated moves on jamils part l o l but i still think it's sweet he's acknowledging riddles skill and had the ability to handle riddle's temper pretty smoothly.

ALSO riddle and jamil both bicker with azul a lot and i just think that's a funny thing they have in common fkdljfdklsj i love joking with people that theyre the anti fish alliance, two Red Dorm Boys that are Bothered By Fish Boys. and YET. it'd be cute if they held hands with fish boys 😌 and each other 😌 jkldfsfjl

ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!! i am pppppretty sure it's been said in a few different instances that octavinelle and scarabia, and possibly one or both of them + with heartslabyul, are like test score rivals usually. riddle himself i believe is like top of his year in every academic subject or something. azul and jamil are also shown and stated to be Very Smart as well, and i just want the three of them to be rivals so bad post book 4 when jamil is Unleashed lol.

also riddle and jamil are just 2 of my top 5 fave characters in twst SO. i think about them a lot. begrudgingly azuls probably also in the top 10 with the tweels bc theyre funny 😒😔😤but im mad about it LOL. god. i did not like the fish boys at all when i started twst but theyre just so fucking funny all the time. and i do love comedic potential so the fact that jamil and riddle are 2 characters that Get Annoyed with azul is Very Funny for me. i think they should unionize in their polycule jkfldfjsdlkj

okay okay okay im gonna stop here or else i will keep adding things Forever BYE!!!!!!!!!!

[blueslight]

hi 👍 just wanted to tel u yr one of my fav mutuals ever ❣️💥❣️💥

OMFGG THANK YOU SM....SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP (POSITIVE) YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FOR SURE ONE OF MY FAVE MUTUALS EVER TOO !!!!!! BARKS AND BITES AT YOU (POSITIVE)

infact i have been meaning to thank you for the time u sent me that website w the tma transcripts cuz i made that post about how mf hard it was for me to focus on listening to it .. I CANT FULLY EXPLAIN WHY BUT FOR SOME REASON THAT WAS REALLY MEANINGFUL TO ME IG CUZ I GOT A TENDENCY TO EXPECT MYSELF TO JUST GET OVER ISSUES LIKE THAT AND DONT ALLOW MYSELF TO GET THE RESOURCES I ACTUALLY NEED (IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT LIKE YEA) SO IDK FOR SOME REASON IT JUST MEANT A LOT I REALIZED HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS 2 ME THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS UPSET ABT SMTH NEURODIVERGENCY RELATED AND THEN REMRBERED THAT AND IT COMFORTED ME CUZ IG IT WAS LIKE WELL BUT THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WILL JUST ACCEPT THAT I NEED HELP SOMETIMES IF THAT MAKES SENSE ??? ANYWAYS SORRRY FOR RAMBLING BUT YEA YOU R FOR SURE IN MY LIKE TOP #3 MUTUALS EVER AND I LOVE LOOKIN @ UR BLOG AFTER HAVING BEEN OFFLINE FOR A FEW HOURS N SEEING WHAT YOU POSTED

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HEYEHEYTHEYHEHRGDHRGHYFEGSO WHAT'S UP LOVE ANYWAY I'M HERE 4 A MATCHUP I'M ACTUALLY ASKING LIKE A LOT OF ACCOUNTS 4 THESE TO FILL UP MY DMS AND SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SUIT WUTH ME IR SUM SHIT BUT ANYEAY

She/they pronouns, Sapphic, still attracted to men so questioning. Aries. ENTP

I HAVE AN AESTHETIC LIKE ROYAL CORE LIKE MEDEA SOLON AND LIKE GRUNGE OR YK THOSE HOT ASS WOMAN DOMINAYRIX STYLE YEH THAT KNE LIKE MOMMY MAKIMAS FROM CM YEA LIKE THAT LMAO

Idk how to describe myself so here are my top kins to give u a probably not a good impression of me but still I'd like to be close woth u

Highest kin

- Alois Trancy (BLACK BUTLER)

- Oikawa Tōru (HAIKYUU)

- Kokichi Ouma (DRV3)

- Hu tao (Genshin Impact)

- Shirase Kobuchizawa (A place further than the universe)

Ig one of the things I do to get stress out or if I feel something is that I ramble in my botes, idk but here's how it looks like

So yeah it's like that

I personally live witchcraft and crystals and everytjing abt it it's really fun to kearn and I consider it as a hobby (kind off cause I'm obssessed now)

Other than that abt hobbies maube i like the one that more people struggle on or need tactics to solve and just gen love using my mimd.

Any anime or show is fine with me hut if u can't think of anything um

• Fairy Tail

• Genshin Impact

• Children of the whales

• Genshin Impact

• Obey me

• Mystic messenger

• Attack on titan

• mha

• Bungou Stray dogs

• Danganronpa

ABD THATS IT LOVE U LOTS IF U DO THIS MWAH

@rinkahayamisupremacy

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OMG THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !! i try to do matchups before scenarios bc of like the amount of time it takes me to do them but if you ever wanna ask anything else, i recommend using my asks bc i don't get notifications for submissions for some reason so idk when you sent this to me i'm sorry if it's been a long time🥲🥲

BACK TO THE MATCHUP i hope it's okay w you but i'm gonna stick to the fandoms i write for just bc it helps me stay organized, so i'll do an Obey Me one and an AOT one :D

for om i match you with... SATAN

- okay the INTJ and ENTP dynamic would cause so much chaos and i love for it

- you two would push each other mentally and just help each other learn

- please teach this man some fashion sense

- oh my god he would love to listen to you rant abt wicca

- teach this man everything you know

- knowledge is his passion

- cuddles if you're comfy w it because as we know satan is an overgrown cat in the form of a demon ?? human looking thing. cat boy.

- anyways

- he switches between your pronouns whenever you want

- loves that you organize your thoughts into notes

- head pats, both ways

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for aot i match you withhhh.... MIKASA

- this queen loves you sm

- she also loves that your chaotic

- listen to any rants you may have

- she's so soft w you

- mmmm her abs

- i hc they use she/they pronouns too so she also switches between yours

- would protect you with their life

- also would play fun mind games w you if you wanted (expect to be challenged at chess bc i hc that mikasa loves it)

- overall very loving queen vibe relationship

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I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND REMEMBER TO DRINK SOME WATER HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT :D

- cas :)